Uncomfortable thread.

>>725263365
what is that

i cant tell

>>725263365
>/thread

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>>725263365

>>725264529
you MONSTER

Athletes foot?

>>725264529
please sir
there are children here

>>725264602

:(

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>>725264602

>>725263365
>>725263435
puncted keratolysis

>>725264529
I am hungover as fuck this morning. All I have to drink in the house is bullshit water. Do you have any idea how good a tall glass of chocolate milk would be right now? Fuck... I've seen this a million times, but I swear to God, it makes me want to cry today...

>>725265279
sauce?

>>725265530
You're in for a treat, that story is compelling and creepy as fuck.
I don't have a link for it though, I read it on my old computer.

>>725265325
i have a gallon of month old chocolate milk in my fridge.

it hasn't spoiled yet, but i can't bring myself to open it cause it will spoil before i can drink it at this point.

>>725265530
>>725265679
bla bla bla enigma vault something
google it

>>725265713
Open it, drink what you can and use the rest of it to bake a cake or something.

>>725265791
>>725265530
The Enigma of Amigara Fault - Junji Ito
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq

>>725265530
It's one of Junji Ito's stories, I don't remember the name tho

>>725265815
no thanks, i know how it tasted before i put it back in the fridge a month ago. second it gets exposed to air it will go bad.

>>725265815
>chocolate milk cake
Are you a wizard?

>>725264529

fuck you

>>725265921
Nah man sorry, I lost my claim on wizard hood at the age of 18. But I am kind of adept at getting food and drink to stay fresh longer by converting it into other foods or drinks.
I used to do a lot of dumpster diving to feed myself and other poor people. You learn some stuff about avoiding getting sick from food that is on or close to it's sell by date through that.

>>725266057
This is the first image to make me uncomfortable in this thread.
Why do people do this?

>>725266124
ive discovered that milk is really BAD about spoiling on the sell by date once opened.

>>725266206
>mental
>illness

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>>725263365

>>725266206
he lost a bet

>>725265307
>puncted keratolysis
pitted

>>725265791
>>725265839
>>725265868
found it, ty

>>725266217
Well even spoiled milk can be used to cook with. If you put it in bread, you'll get sourdough bread basically. Unless there is actually green fuzzy gunk in it, it can still be used.

>>725266278
That just gives me further questions, why would he bet about that and what would the other person have to do if they had lost?

>>725265377
>>725265063
These make my hands tingle like crazy

>>725266364
yeah, ive made some various things with it. but not much demand for it in our house.

plus, the stuff i have, well, its just lazyness that it hasnt been thrown out.

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I don't know about you guys but pic related makes me uncomfortable

>>725266493
Wtf now my hand is to tingling too anon

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>>725266553
there's 30 men for every 1 woman. interesting.

>>725266553
you're a racist!

>>725266529
Fair enough. I'm sure you could make a wicked batch of cakes with that chocolate milk though.

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>>725266493
>>725266648
are you sure it's not just your fap senses?

>>725266553
>>725266709
i feel teh need to run them over with a truck.

>>725266553
Have you tried not being a pussy?

>>725266700
i need more of this sort of thing.

>>725266766
not with this stuff. this is far beyond that state.

>>725265377
I hate these photos so much that I openly celebrate every time a video comes out of one of these guys splattering on the pavement.

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>>725266709
so what? most of them are too

>>725265063
feet tingeling confirmed

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moskito season is coming

yah i know i spelt it wrong, fuck you

>>725266810
plenty more immigrants coming

>>725266909
i can make another pass.
or i could call the convoy.

>>725266057
Osteochtomy i think its called?
Fucked up if you ask me.

>>725263365
I would pull it off and eat, lick it.

>>725266905
mosque-ito; bloodsucker

>>725266709
And you're a virtue signaler. Being concerned by the mass immigration of cultures that aren't suited well for the west is valid. Sure some of them will fit in easily as they are just regular people, but many won't and that will cause problems.
>>725266843
Then I say you do something fun with it.
Like going to a field and putting dry ice in it and film it explode or something.

>>725266850
that must hurt like a bitch

>>725266960
bilateral orchiectomy

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>>725266700
I've never understood this. Why torture beautiful girls, just fuck them.
Torture niggers instead.

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>>725267129

>>725265839
the story is kinda pointless though, so many unanswered questions.

>>725267033

id shoot it if i were going shooting today.
but i have other things to do that prevent me from doing anything interesting with it.

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>>725267127
most of the time it's about the facial expression

>>725267170
yeah, every time i read it its like, wtf, why do i want more.

>>725265063
I want to jump so bad. I'm not even suicidal or anything i just want to kick off with my legs and free fall.

>>725264731
mmh peanut butter

>>725267205
Well you've let it stand around for this long, nothing stops you from saving it for a day where shooting at it would be convenient. Just remember to film it so you can trigger people in chocolate milk threads.

>>725263365
Scroll through the page and try not to gag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cutaneous_conditions

>>725267158
fuck these are good, moar!

>>725264529
MODS!!! MODS!!! MODS!!!

>>725267364
fridge is getting cleaned out today, so wont be able to safe it any longer.

>>725267455
Well bugger, you had a chance to have some fun there though.

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>>725267431
unfrotunately i only have those three that are like that

>>725267598
my niece is going to come stay with us over spring break, so, my normal list of fun things became irellivant.

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Well, time to bust into the Rotten.com folder.

>>725265839
This was a rather stupid end.

>>725267648
Okay then, what do you usually do for fun?

>>725266553
imagine how they feel

>>725267926
if they don't think about how we feel why should we think about how they feel?

>>725264602
Poor man

>>725267926
A lot of them are smiling, looks like they are enjoying their walk.
Helping other people is fine, letting them move in en masse and try to change the laws isn't helping them though. That's giving them what they were running from in our own countries.

>>725266057
Why? Why why why why why why.
Why.

>>725265263
omg he's being attacked by nigger midgets

>>725267875
motorcycle and fuck off in my jeep.

which is included in the ittenerary of fun shit to do when my niece is here.

>>725265530
DRRRR DRRRRR DRRRR

>>725265263
> Black Lives Matter protest

>>725268401
Sounds like fun. Do you go out into the wilderness to do these things?

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MOST UNCOMFORTABLE PIC COMING THROUGH

>>725264529
reported, enjoy your ban

>>725268509
mostly, i live in what most would consider backwoods, so, lots of it

>>725266709
if it was up to me they would all have been machinegunned to death, then send in a backhoe and dig a mass grave for em all

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>>725266057

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>>725268538

>>725268653
I'm guessing you're american, so I can imagine the landscape you do it in.
I went ATV riding in Utah some years ago, it was really fun. They basically function as a motorized mountain goat. We found that out by accidentally taking the hardest route on the map.

>>725264602

That guy died in that cave and they closed it permanently.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705347362/Man-trapped-in-Utah-Countys-Nutty-Putty-cave-dies.html

>>725268839
i would use that analogy on dirt bikes. 4wheelers arn't nearly agile enough.

>>725267926
Most of them probably won't return to their country when the war is over. They're migrants, not refugees.

>>725269067
I dunno man, I used that thing to climb over stuff I would've been hard pressed to ford on foot.

>>725266057
true story
>oldfag here
>25 years ago teenage gf daddy is super rich and she's super kinky - not pretty, but horny af...
>anyway daddy has a whole room full of expensive computers - and a massively expensive "high speed" connection...
>what does my slut gf use daddies expensive set up to do? porn? no it goes further...
>in the most nacent days of the internet, she manges to find necrophilia, cp, zoo, and a page about a guy who allowed himself to be castrated during a rough gay bondage sesh..
that dudes empty sack just haunted me...

>>725264602
Why the fuck do people do this.

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>>725267127
I saw this pic so many times, is it fake? What is that?

>>725267236
Weirdo

>>725265279
DRR

DRR

DRR

>>725264529
Please stop.

>>725269503
for some reason this is the first post to properly make me uncomfy

>>725267304
Do it, buy a go-pro while you're at it

>>725269503
Ouch.

>>725269420
he wanted to reach middle earth

>>725268881
Fuck that's brutal they had him free for awhile but one of the anchors failed and it dropped him back into the crevice and he died.

this entire video makes me feel uncomfortable
https://youtu.be/zUHKH5RRz0Y

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>>725266206
they HAD the balls do it

>>725268881
lol do those chirstianfags realize how fucking retarded they sound

>>725270252
Mehehehe.

>>725264731
DAMNIT
I hate you

>>725270560
Peanut butter on a hand wigs you out?

>>725269220
There was some European porn company that got shut down back in the day. They would bring the man into a room with a "Dr. and nurse" and would get him off one last time and then castrate him. Fucked up shit.

>>725270905
why

>>725271666
Why does this make you uncomfortable satan?
That looks like free honey to me.

>>725271666
nukes are always an option

>>725272650
this and many other reasons im not willing to say is why i dont like partying

>>725272829
you're a bully victim?

>>725273270
>this and many other reasons im not willing to say is why i dont like partying

>im not willing to say

>>725267929
>>725267857
>>725267831
>>725267796
>>725267760
>>725267708
>>725267656
>>725267622
>>725267236
>>725267158
>>725266850
>>725266700
>>725266453
>>725266410
>>725266273
MOAAAAAAAAAAR

>>725264602
I really don't get American white people. As a person of color there is no way I'm going in a damn cave or some strange woods.

>>725273979
thats because niggers always die first. if you and that cave guy went together you would have fell and cracked your head open because youre a stupid nigger

>>725273480
I second this

>>725273979
Don't you have any sense of adventure?

>>725274214
Nah, modern American whites have been living comfortable lives for a while now. It's like they see danger. My Slavic friends would rather spend a weekend banging some chick than going camping.

>>725274498
Fuck adventure.
My family was still hunting for food and sleeping on dirt floors less than 50 years ago. I'm thankful I live in a house with AC and a fridge full of food.

>>725268212
Like he had to climb in there.
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>725267845
Owwwwwwwwwwww

Story?

>>725269556
>>725268419
I too, like Japanese dance games.

>>725267926
I would feel pretty fucking cool.
All my problems, debt, everything gone.
New life in a modern country, a house to start out, it's like a fucking premium package in videogames.

Pretty fucking awesome.
I would become one of them for real.

>>725269430
Its fake. Shopped.
There is a "fear" for these hole things.

>>725267127
Guess you missed the screencap where anon's mom found out about his fetish, having a loli slave and torturing her. And there was the guy who jacked off to some loli getting sawed in half, and his mom saw it.

So yeah.

>>725274761
>>725267845
Tried Google search, only this site showed up besides archives: http://kuukunen.net/pics/k/

It's full of weird shit, and not /k/ related stuff.

>>725275072
Tryptophobia

>>725270292
well you can't really just write "he was fucking dumb and made poor life choices"...

>>725274592
Good for you, my ancestors have spent so much time indoors that I crave the hunter gatherer lifestyle in small amounts. I go crazy if I spend too much time away from nature.

>>725272789
Bam Magera?

>>725272650
petrol + lighter
no other way.

>>725272789
> mid or feed

>>725267926
Fuck those pieces of shit. Their women are back at home fighting ISIS while they running away.

>>725275233
That folder is full of far more disturbing shit than anything in this thread

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>>725273480

>>725275680
well I have seen them all on /b/ before

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>>725275715

>>725267845
Motherfucking shit
This image makes me feel even more uncomfortable than i should

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>>725275748

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>>725272789
in the most non disrespectful way he reminds me of Capital STEEZ

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this is uncomfortable
http://cheesespin.net/

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>>725275829

>>725266426
IT'S AFRAID

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>>725275779
For me it's the tendons hanging from the thumb that wigs me out. It must've hurt like hell to have those pulled out.

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>>725276043

>>725271666
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>>725264381

>>725264381
>Achievement Unlocked

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>>725276113
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>>725265063
You win.

>>725275233
Jesus...

>>725265377
I stand corrected; you win.

>>725276051
This. But i imagine the whole body been pull with the thumb stuck in that ring. Jesus

>>725276116
Dirch Passer was a gift to us all and we didn't appreciate him enough.
>>725276347
It makes my eye twitch just thinking about it.

>>725267782
badass

>>725265087
wtf why would there be children here

>>725265263
My god. The lice and disease.

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>>725264602
>>725265279
100%. That shit is the worst. Why do people cram themselves in holes. Also. It's not a "white person thing" 'cause I'm white as fuck and would never enter a cave I couldn't stand in.

>>725265063
reminds me of True Crime New York City
, with the record studio

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>>725264529
i fucking hate you, honestly how can people like you live with yourself you sick fuck

>>725264529
I hate this gif so much

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>>725276763

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>>725266426
This is a Japanese mental disorder called Koro. Google it and laugh at how beta Japanese males are. (Spoilers: they think and are afraid their dicks are shrinking away.)

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>>725263365

>>725276622
welcome to /b/

>>725265263
Is that the guy who gives out welfare checks

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>>725272650

>>725268538
dear jebus y?????????

>>725271666
>>725271760
Reddit, where he got this, says they are bees.
But, to me, the wings and elongated bodies say wasps.

>>725276798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzo

>>725276763
>>725276942
fuck
I'm not acrophobic but that looks scary as fuck

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>>725277100

>>725277185
He's turned on by bugs and worms squirming around on or in his dick. It's not the weirdest fetish I've ever seen.

>>725277125
never understood how you just shit yourself.
i have been drunk like...real fucking drunk, but SHITTING YOURSELF?!

HOW?!

>>725272789
Hazard, Kentucky

>no surprise here

>>725277211
They don't look like wasps to me, but it's hard to say without a larger image with a better resolution.

>>725277384
Either way, fuck that.

>>725277238
truly the pinnacle of african culture

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>>725277292

I've shit myself fully conscious & sober 3x as an adult and even I dont know.

>>725277292
Combine explosive diarrhea with being passed out drunk. Then it'll happen.

>>725264602
>nutty putty cave

>>725277402
YOU ARE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD.

>>725277014
damn she's hot

>>725277014
maybe his new stepdad will buy him a costume next year

>>725277459
If they were bees, I would have someone relocate them into a manmade hive for me, somewhere where they don't bother people. Then I would look up how to take care of them and how to process honey.

>>725277402
kinda cool,

>>725277531
>>725277561
Like yeah if I am sick and have some virus that makes me shit myself... managed to shit myself like twice.

But I would not visit parties like this for sure.

>>725266553
>Sweden rape line

>>725265713
Re - Pasteurise it.

clean a funnel by boiling it in a large roasting pan for 20 deconds if plastic,
2 minutes if metal.

empty the roasting pan of water

pour the chocolate milk into the pan

heat gently slowly to low temperature, slow heating at 60 °C (140 °F) for 20 minutes).

use a fucking sterilised thermometer and if you are unsure simply heat it ten or 5 degrees higher for 5 minutes longer.

cool And heat with the cover on the roasting pan.

while waiting for it to cool, serilise the milk jug (if plastic) with hot water rinses several times in a row filled 1/4 of the way and shaken vigorously.

rinse with a few drops of bleach and hot water

rinse with hot water again at least twice

pour milk back into jug.

drink within two weeks, or re-pasteurise again every ten days for absolute safety.

>>725277211
They're honey bees, I keep them

>>725275869
kekked

>>725277748
It's just a matter of eating a bad kebab on your way home from a bender and then drinking more before going to sleep. It hasn't happened to me before, but I also tend to know my limit while drinking and I get my kebabs from places I trust.

>>725277384
>>725277459
Have some Apoica pallens, nasty nocturnal motherfuckers

>>725273979
thats why niggers were still living in mud huts throwing rocks at zebras for food when the white man came through with technology and enslaved your black asses

>>725277797
its cute that americans think sweden have more problems than usa

>>725276980
>a Japanese mental disorder
kek

>>725277756
they said it was a basejumper. dunno.

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>>725277968
Forgot pic

>>725277912
Eating street food is like 90-10 roulette.
90% you will get sick or shit yourself or even worse.

There was this place at the train station. Ate there once, risked it. It was fucking great, delicious, well made.

Then ate again. As soon as I got home (thankfully) I got so fucking sick I wanted to die.

NEVER AGAIN.

>>725277968
Cool I just looked them up and they were first described by a danish scientist. I'm danish so for some reason that gratifies me.

>>725277243
Looks comfy af to me. WouldDo/10

>>725278052
i dont see a paracute opening in >>725277756 and if you were talking about >>725277402 they certainly aren't wearing any parachutes. just two faggots posing up in the air with a god damn selfie stick.

>>725277243
i certainly wouldn't be able to fall asleep myself

>>725278268
I meant your vid. Of course, I can't see one either, some people said it in other threads. I have no source or anything.

I would jump without a parachute anyway.

>>725278111
We have a hygiene system where I live, where you can see if the place has gotten any citations from health and safety recently.
They're based on smileys and a place that is exceptionally good at keeping the hygiene rules get an elite smiley.
I use those as indicators of whether or not I should drunkenly graze in their establishment.

>>725278325
>I would jump without a parachute anyway.
before you do that go and be james bond for a while

>>725268815
What I was thinking

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>>725264529

>>725278352
Fuck this sounds awesome.
We have nothing like this.
I thought more visited places are safer, but fuck I was wrong.

Even bigger chains are not safe.
Burger King in my country has one of the worst hygiene. Friend worked in their stores installing stuff, and holy fuck.

We ate at a BK with gf once years ago. She got so sick I had to call the ambulance. It lasted 2 weeks for her or so.

>>725278397
> James Bond
> without the money
> or the looks
Uhm.

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>>725277125
ahh loved the filename.

>>725267304
Same here try skydive it's so good !

>>725278672
Flash wouldn't matter. The whole fucking wall in front of them is a giant fucking mirror

>>725278540
>Uhm.
you know what i meant, just walk the earth if you are feeling suicidal. maybe you'll find something worth living for.

>>725278715
le indian face

>>725278476
Okay so I've looked at all the pics in this thread and nothing was so cringy. But this one here fucked me up

>>725270560
>huurr im pretending to be bothered by holes

>>725278476
DENTAL PLAN

>>725278540
The good thing about the system is that they have to hang it up the results, in a visible spot where everyone can see it.
I've basically avoided food poisoning just by looking at a little placard in the window for years now.
I even had the pleasure of eating in an Indian restaurant while health and safety came for a visit. They congenially checked everything, found a few inconsequential flaws, but nothing health risking and bid everyone to enjoys their meals before leaving.

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>>725277756
>>725278268
That guy survived, he opened his parachute, it's just that the video cuts before he does it.
There's a gif where you can kind of see him opening the parachute.

>>725278823
It's really not that easy to escape reality.
I think tons would choose to be just refugees and be able to start a new life in Germany or ...somewhere, you get the idea.

>>725278963
Which country is this btw?

>>725278935
LISA NEEDS BRACES

>>725266553
House them and train them to keep their own territory. send them back. create new buffer states from the edges of the country they are leaving by temporary mandates of UN security council. Ask the UN to vote on fully supporting the new states existence, and include gradual expansion towards the core of the original state by 5% increases a year. hold plebescite to name the new nation and within proposed expansion areas as to joining. Create new sensible countries out of IdiotWesterner drawn border nations.

Turkey, Iraq, Syria should be smaller
Kurdistan should exist

Syria apparently needs to be several smaller nations, Iraq should be at least four. Iran is fucked because they Used to be tolerant of christians (orthodox or church of the east) among them, druze or other minorities- now theyre fuckheads. so let those people emigrate to new nations amongst the lands filled with strife.

simply letting tens of thousands flee violence and war when the major powers have the capability to forcibly partition large nations into tiny manageable units is stupid.

a solution from 1995 is all the technology you need. Install partition magic.

>>725276798
Sides in orbit, thx for the kek

>>725279071
Denmark.

>>725279219
Noice.
I am seriously considering moving to Norway too.
Denmark is close second.

>>725279321
Where are you from anon?

>>725265377
i hope this guy falls, fuck this guy so much

>>725267018
it's not a islamic bugger.

>>725279071
>It's really not that easy to escape reality.
we're talking about suicide here, ffs. know what, just do it. im not gonna shit around with you.

>>725279053
ok but ill believe it when i see it. doesn't change that more of these cool people arent so cool when they fall to their deaths

>>725267058
well yeah, it hurt the bitch.

>>725266553
this is going to end horribly
at least I hope so

>>725266057
this made my balls hurt

>>725279378
Hungary.
I realize other countries are not fairy lands like people usually believe. You still have to work, you will be an outsider, and there are poor people in every country.

But yeah, quite fed up with the situation here.
Education sucks. Healthcare is non existent. Wages are jokes - if someone took the time, it can be clearly demonstrated that you could not keep an apartment or buy one no matter how much you save up.

Yadda yadda.

>>725267782
Old but gold
Have you got the guy drinking monkey piss ?

>>725279424
He already do, he fell after that pic.

>>725279699
Well if you come here to live and work, do my country a favor and join a proper union. There are three unions you should avoid, Krifa, Det faglige hus and a third I can't remember the name of right now. They're basically set up by employers to fuck over workers rights at a cheaper membership price.
If you don't join a union, employers will use you to wagedump/fire native danish people. You're welcome to come here, just make sure it isn't to your and our detriment.

>>725264608
And i don get why neggers shot themself and blane it on the whites smh

>>725277756
everyone always says this one was a prank and the parachute is edited out, but in ten years i've never seen the supposed original version

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>>725266352
>>725264731
>>725267127
>posting fakes

>>725280253
if it's been 10 years and you've never seen proof you can stop repeating the lie

>>725281066
10 years?
Only saw this pop up weeks ago...

>>725281279
it's older than that.

a few years, i think it's been around.

10 though? seems a bit far-fetched.

>>725264529
FUCKK YOUUU

an inadvertent invasion, but an invasion nonetheless.

The USA and Russia should force the neighboring countries to hold these people within their original borders, creating a buffer partitions of 20% of the fucked up state using a fucking army not bullshit drones flying around.


the major powers have armies in case we want to protect ourselves, but we mostly really abuse them primarily to project power. we shouldnt have to walk a beat between refugees and their own countrymen, but nobody else will do it.

partition Syria and Iraq because they obviously are too inhomogenous to allow civil coexistence amongst the inhabitants. Even a partition drawn along rough ethno/linguistic/religious lines such as was done to Hungary- relieving it of 2/3rds of its counties, was necessary to promote peace. Granted it seemed a terrible thing and left entire enclaves of Magyars living as minorities within the borders of other countries, but it serves as a reminder to all European nations that agression will result in punitive partition. Austria and to a greater extent its sattelite nation Hungary lost territory after wwi. Only Germany caused WW2, so germany was partitioned.

why cant syria and iraq be partioned into manageable, sensible regions? Because contractors would be authorised to operate in smallee areas? Why is this so difficult to understand.

India and Pakistan chose partition for themselves, this created two neighboring antagonistic rivals without a definitively defined border at some places. At least the so-called border exists in areas and people dont die Every day because the two arent forced to be one nation.

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>>725281279
fuck off newfag

>>725280253
learn to google, you fucking faggot

http://www.killsometime.com/videos/18438/Base-Jumper-Trips-and-Falls-Off-The-Building

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>>725268808
owo

>>725272789
>le monke

>>725263365
nothing makes me uncomfortable.
I am jaded.
Nothing makes me feel anything.

>>725268538
how and why

Requesting the picture of an animal hoof without the hoof and just nerve endings

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>>725268808
owo

>>725282309
>10 seconds on google
lazy fucking cunt fuck off

>>725278153
Bro... i'm a lazy dane, so being spoonfed information about danes gratifies me
Tak for det, din hyggefis <3

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>>725282499
Gee, I dont know aboot this..

>>725282621
Så lidt makker, jeg gik på wikien der beskrev hvepsen og så navnet på manden der først beskrev den. Han hed Johan Christian Fabricius og kom fra Tønder.