REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>725258975
I want a boyfriend.
>>725258975
Nice one!
Okay, sure.
>>725258975
cool, thanks OP
Ok.
I accept the power of your magics
>>725258975
Thanks OP, I've been so lonely for so long, it'll be nice to finally have someone to share my life with again.
Show me what you got
>>725258975
according to retarded /b/ threads, I should now have 7th relationship and my mother should have been dead like 18 times, so... kys idiots
time to be dissapointed
I have nothing to lose.
>>725258975
gimme a 10 pls
>>725258975
oh boy id sure like that
>>725258975
Well whatever...
You know what i want
Ill take a 10
>>725258975
Last digit / 10?
>>725258975
I won't . It's not even goal in life .
ayy lmao
my last hope
Can I haz 2?
Kms
>>725258975
heh
I planned on making some advances tonight, wish me luck!
Will post results tomorrow, wish me luck /b/
alright
My last hope
please
What about already having one? Do I get an upgrade?
>>725258975
What if I already have one
>>725259719
>>725259111
who wouldn't?
>>725258975
YES
gib gf pls
Rebly
Thanks
git gut
k
>>725258975
this again...
i hope this works
>>725258975
didn't work the last time !
she better look like this
one smart, cute, slim girlfriend, that cares about me, pleasee
Please make it happen
>>725258975
lies
>>725258975
ITT: Cancer.
>>725258975
sure!
>>725258975
Ok
replying
>>725258975
does it have to be a human girl?
I'd like a cute, loyal girl who I can be honest with and who won't leave me as soon as I get attached to her.
>>725258975
gedewsr
>>725258975
May as well
>>725258975
gib mi da pussi pls
bouss pls
kkkkk
>>725259111
too
Pls
fgt
>>725258975
But I don't want a girlfriend.
I hate it when other people are around me.
Bc it is Monday tmrw
>>725259111
>trips have spoken
>>725258975
Alright
Won't happen.
... really?
>>725258975
Okay, let's try then.
oh shit mothafucka
no way
Im lonely
One of these times this has got to work
>>725258975
I'm in the process of getting one actually, so I will reply to bolster my odds
OK, I'll bite.
>>725258975
my life is meaningless
>>725258975
oh golly im looking forward to treating her right and caring for her,.
Das not how it works. But would be nice.
It's impossible
As if.
Ok sounds good thanks
This will work for sure!
>still desperate enough to post ITT
well. what else do I have to lose?
>>725258975
Please i need one
>>725258975
test
>>725258975
I trust in you OP!
>>725260520
According to Tom & Jerry, the way to heaven is an escalator
>>725258975
Let's try this
will i get to beat her?
well i do need another
I'll never happen, but what the hell, postin'
Well no harm in trying
Lonely bump
yea
>>725258975
HERE WE GOOOO
Alright
ez
>>725258975
yeah, sure
>>725258975
Cool beans
eh, ok
I want a life
>>725258975
My magic die promised ne a 20/20 weekend and so far its beeb nothing but disappointing.
Gf get
Fuck i got to lose.
>>725258975
Why not try?
>>725258975
fat chance
>>725258975
fingers crossed
>>725259538
Where to get more like this? Human pet is hot.
Sure thing browski
>>725258975
These never work qwq
I wish. I just want that someone can love me
Please sir
these guys are quite idiots thinking that these threads work...pls help
I aint taking the chance
>>725258975
>>725258975
why
>>725258975
PLEASE!
Reply.
>>725258975
Easy
>>725258975
Desperate times
Well, im desperate
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE BOiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Plz
THIS IMAGE IS CURSED REPLY IN 5 SECONDS OR GET KILLED IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT IN THE WORST WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE
>>725258975
>>725259111
great thread
*prays to 4chan god*
>>725258975
If this works ill post a picture of my foot.
>>725258975
>>725258975
It's not possible
>>725258975
Ayyy
>>725258975
i dont want no ugly fugly.
>>725258975
Here have your (You) you cunt
>>725258975
k then
>>725258975
ha...
i like girls that stink :3
>>725258975
sure but i'm only taking super hot ones at this point, with the requisite amount of crazy to make them hot
>>725258975
This doesn't work. I've tried it 136 times
>>725258975
Oke
>>725258975
If only that were true.
Yea like sure
Why not
>>725263306
nigger suck a dick
>>725258975
Okay buddy no problem.
I like this
>>725258975
If I already have one..
Will I get two?
Ill try it
Don't let me down again, OP
>>725258975
No I won't
>>725258975
Pls
https://youtu.be/fMXzv0Viu2I
>>725258975
Well gee I hope this works
toasting in a magic bread
it's been helping!
ok
>>725258975
Ok, better delivar
>>725258975
Replying.
k
>>725258975
need it
Yey
Ha.
>>725258975
im asexual
Just incase
Oh yeah
>>725258975
please god
or satan ;)
>>725258975
meh
>>725258975
Trying
>>725258975
suhh dood
I can only hope
>>725258975
Gf cmonnn
Lets see again...
>>725258975
pic source?
Based zeus
Thank you, good sir
>>725258975
>>725258975
No thanks.
>>725258975
,.m;kl;kl;k
k
lets hope
sure
>>725258975
Will i?
>>725258975
woop woop
>>725258975
Gimme one with that booty
Bullshit, but ok
>>725258975
Doubt it
HERE 4 THIS
>>725258975
Sure thing
>>725258975
roll
Doubt it
works every time
>>725258975
gesd
>>725258975
ngr
Why am I doing this, I'm such a cuck
Rolling with the power of Dubs
Suh
fuck off with these sorts of threads, still gon try
>>725260407
no! let boys be boys. stop it! get some help.
Ha!
Ok.
Oh dear 4chan god. I need a pretty girlfriend so i can stop using my broken right hand.
>>725258975
why not, im kinda bored recently
>>725258975
fuck it why not
>>725259111
Fpbp
Yo
>>725258975
Hadn't had one in a while
PLEASE
That's very ulikely
>>725258975
Nope
>>725258975
pls
Fuck this
Plz
pls
>>725258975
>implying
>>725258975
girl is hot is there more?
I can only imagine the type of GF I would get with these healing scabs on my lips
>>725258975
Cool
plz dad
>>725258975
let's give it a shot
If dubs my mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>725258975
legitimately find abused girls attractive.
am i even human anymore?
>>725258975
fafdasdasdadas
Fuck it.
plezz
>>725258975
>>725258975
alright
here's hoping.
>>725258975
k sounds good
this better work
>>725258975
thanks op!
Gimme!
>>725258975
plz
ok
Please, god.
CMON!!
hope it wurks
>>725258975
oke
k
Oh why the hell not?
>>725258975
pls
pls let it be dekapranks, check her out on youtube
>>725262821
kek
you're all gay
Why not?
>>725258975
just lost my gf two days ago im gonna reply I need someone or her back.
>>725258975
pls love me
Nothing else has worked, might as well try this :/
>>725258975
might as well
>>725258975
Alright, then
Ok
Plz
>>725258975
Ok.
>>725258975
whatever
>>725258975
lets try
got a d8 2moro wsh me gl o_O
>>725258975
>BY TOMORROW
?
>>725258975
can i get cancer instead of a girlfriend?
>>725258975
Can I have a different gf? Mine is a crazy chink with emotional issues
Oh boi
tfw i will never happen
>>725258975
plz
Roger
need
>>725258975
can't wait
>>725266677
Yanda
>>725258975
I have a relationship.
I'd rather have death though.
I want a girlfriend
Hi, asl?
i wish
I'll take two
Ok