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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>725258975
I want a boyfriend.
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>>725258975
ok
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>>725258975
Nice one!
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Okay, sure.
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>>725258975
cool, thanks OP
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Ok.
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I accept the power of your magics
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>>725258975
Thanks OP, I've been so lonely for so long, it'll be nice to finally have someone to share my life with again.
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Show me what you got
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>>725258975
according to retarded /b/ threads, I should now have 7th relationship and my mother should have been dead like 18 times, so... kys idiots
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time to be dissapointed
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I have nothing to lose.
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>>725258975
gimme a 10 pls
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>>725258975
oh boy id sure like that
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>>725258975
Kk
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>>725258975
Well whatever...
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You know what i want
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Ill take a 10
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>>725258975
Last digit / 10?
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>>725258975
I won't . It's not even goal in life .
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ayy lmao
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my last hope
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Can I haz 2?
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Kms
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>>725258975
heh
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I planned on making some advances tonight, wish me luck!
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Will post results tomorrow, wish me luck /b/
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alright
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My last hope
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please
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What about already having one? Do I get an upgrade?
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>>725258975
What if I already have one
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>>725259719
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>>725259111
who wouldn't?
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>>725258975
YES
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gib gf pls
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Rebly
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Thanks
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git gut
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k
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>>725258975
this again...
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i hope this works
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>>725258975
didn't work the last time !
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>>725258975
k
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she better look like this
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one smart, cute, slim girlfriend, that cares about me, pleasee
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Please make it happen
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>>725258975

lies
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>>725258975
ITT: Cancer.
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>>725258975
sure!
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>>725258975
Ok
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replying
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>>725258975
does it have to be a human girl?
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I'd like a cute, loyal girl who I can be honest with and who won't leave me as soon as I get attached to her.
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>>725258975
gedewsr
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>>725258975
May as well
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>>725258975
gib mi da pussi pls
bouss pls
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kkkkk
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>>725259111
too
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Pls
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fgt
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>>725258975
But I don't want a girlfriend.
I hate it when other people are around me.
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Bc it is Monday tmrw
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>>725259111
>trips have spoken
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>>725258975
Alright
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Won't happen.
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... really?
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>>725258975
Okay, let's try then.
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oh shit mothafucka
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no way
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Im lonely
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>>725258975
kk
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One of these times this has got to work
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>>725258975
I'm in the process of getting one actually, so I will reply to bolster my odds
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OK, I'll bite.
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>>725258975
my life is meaningless
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>>725258975
oh golly im looking forward to treating her right and caring for her,.
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Das not how it works. But would be nice.
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It's impossible
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As if.
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Ok sounds good thanks
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This will work for sure!
>still desperate enough to post ITT
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well. what else do I have to lose?
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>>725258975
Please i need one
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>>725258975
test
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>>725258975
I trust in you OP!
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>>725260520
According to Tom & Jerry, the way to heaven is an escalator
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>>725258975
Let's try this
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will i get to beat her?
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>>725258975
ok
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well i do need another
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I'll never happen, but what the hell, postin'
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Well no harm in trying
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Lonely bump
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yea
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>>725258975
HERE WE GOOOO
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Alright
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>>725259111
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ez
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>>725258975
yeah, sure
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>>725258975
Cool beans
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eh, ok
>>
>>725258975
Ok
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I want a life
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>>725258975
My magic die promised ne a 20/20 weekend and so far its beeb nothing but disappointing.

Gf get
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Fuck i got to lose.
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>>725258975
Why not try?
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>>725258975
fat chance
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>>725258975
fingers crossed
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>>725259538
Where to get more like this? Human pet is hot.
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Sure thing browski
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>>
>>725258975
These never work qwq
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I wish. I just want that someone can love me
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Please sir
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these guys are quite idiots thinking that these threads work...pls help
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I aint taking the chance
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>>725258975
>>
>>725258975
why
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>>725258975
PLEASE!
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Reply.
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>>725258975
Easy
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>>725258975
Desperate times
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Well, im desperate
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YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE BOiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Plz
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THIS IMAGE IS CURSED REPLY IN 5 SECONDS OR GET KILLED IN YOUR SLEEP TONIGHT IN THE WORST WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE
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>>725258975
>>725259111

great thread

*prays to 4chan god*
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>>725258975
If this works ill post a picture of my foot.
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>>725258975
>>
>>725258975
It's not possible
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>>725258975
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Ayyy
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>>725258975
i dont want no ugly fugly.
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>>725258975
Here have your (You) you cunt
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>>725258975
k then
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>>725258975
ha...
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i like girls that stink :3
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>>725258975
sure but i'm only taking super hot ones at this point, with the requisite amount of crazy to make them hot
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>>725258975
This doesn't work. I've tried it 136 times
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>>725258975
.
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>>725258975
Oke
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>>725258975
If only that were true.
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Yea like sure
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Why not
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>>725263306
nigger suck a dick
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>>725258975
Okay buddy no problem.
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I like this
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>>725258975
If I already have one..
Will I get two?
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>>725258975
ok
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Ill try it
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Don't let me down again, OP
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>>725258975
ok
>>
>>725258975
ok
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>>725258975
No I won't
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>>725258975
Pls
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https://youtu.be/fMXzv0Viu2I
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>>725258975
Well gee I hope this works
>>
toasting in a magic bread
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it's been helping!
>>
ok
>>
>>725258975
Ok, better delivar
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>>725258975
Replying.
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k
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>>725258975
need it
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>>725258975
ty
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Yey
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Ha.
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>>725258975
im asexual
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Just incase
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Oh yeah
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>>725258975
Ok
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>>725258975
please god
or satan ;)
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>>725258975
meh
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>>725258975
Trying
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>>725258975
suhh dood
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I can only hope
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>>725258975
Gf cmonnn
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Lets see again...
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>>725258975
pic source?
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>>725258975
k
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Based zeus
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Thank you, good sir
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>>725258975
>>
>>725258975
No thanks.
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>>725258975
,.m;kl;kl;k
>>
k
>>
lets hope
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sure
>>
>>725258975
Will i?
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>>725258975
woop woop
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>>725258975
Gimme one with that booty
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Bullshit, but ok
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>>725258975
Doubt it
>>
HERE 4 THIS
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>>725258975
Sure thing
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>>725258975
roll
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Doubt it
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works every time
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>>725258975
gesd
>>
>>725258975
ngr
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Why am I doing this, I'm such a cuck
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Rolling with the power of Dubs
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Suh
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fuck off with these sorts of threads, still gon try
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>>725258975
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>>725260407
no! let boys be boys. stop it! get some help.
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Ha!
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Ok.
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Oh dear 4chan god. I need a pretty girlfriend so i can stop using my broken right hand.
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>>725258975
why not, im kinda bored recently
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>>725258975
fuck it why not
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>>725259111
Fpbp
>>
Yo
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>>725258975
Hadn't had one in a while
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PLEASE
>>
That's very ulikely
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>>725258975
Nope
>>
>>725258975
pls
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Fuck this
>>
Plz
>>
pls
>>
>>725258975
Hi
>>
>>725258975
>implying
>>
>>725258975

girl is hot is there more?
>>
I can only imagine the type of GF I would get with these healing scabs on my lips
>>
>>725258975
Cool
>>
plz dad
>>
>>725258975
let's give it a shot
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If dubs my mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>725258975
legitimately find abused girls attractive.

am i even human anymore?
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>>725258975
fafdasdasdadas
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Fuck it.
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plezz
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>>725258975
>>
>>725258975
alright
>>
here's hoping.
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>>725258975
k sounds good
>>
this better work
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>>725258975
thanks op!
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Gimme!
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>>725258975
plz
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ok
>>
Please, god.
>>
CMON!!
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hope it wurks
>>
>>725258975
oke
>>
k
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Oh why the hell not?
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>>725258975
pls
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pls let it be dekapranks, check her out on youtube
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>>725262821
kek
>>
>>725258975
>>
you're all gay
>>
Why not?
>>
>>725258975
just lost my gf two days ago im gonna reply I need someone or her back.
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>>725258975
>>
>>725258975
pls love me
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Nothing else has worked, might as well try this :/
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>>725258975
might as well
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>>725258975
Alright, then
>>
Ok
>>
Plz
>>
>>725258975
Ok.
>>
>>725258975
whatever
>>
>>725258975
lets try
>>
got a d8 2moro wsh me gl o_O
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>>725258975
>BY TOMORROW
?
>>
>>725258975
can i get cancer instead of a girlfriend?
>>
>>725258975
Can I have a different gf? Mine is a crazy chink with emotional issues
>>
Oh boi
>>
tfw i will never happen
>>
>>725258975
plz
>>
Roger
>>
need
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>>725258975
can't wait
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>>725266677
Yanda
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>>725258975
I have a relationship.
I'd rather have death though.
>>
I want a girlfriend
>>
Hi, asl?
>>
i wish
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I'll take two
>>
Ok
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>>725258975
Ok
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