Just got this message from some bimbo who thinks she has the

>>725253129
Tuesday sound good?

>>725253129
What the fuck does may 15th have to do with anything? I'll get around to it when I have time, been busy.

>>725253129
trips for a fucking useless thread. kill yourself OP

>>725253129
>I'm sorry, I believe you have the wrong number.

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>>725253386
imagine if that got trips

>>725253129
Bitch that kid ain't even mine you fucking whore.

I've gotta rid my leggings of ejaculate stains before I embrace the new day

>>725253734
One more roll

>It was you that fucked a nigger not me. You owe me that 8k

>>725253734
Last roll

>>725253734
One last try

Send nudes. kek

>>725253734
777 get

Is the kid autistic?

>>725253129
I will be unable to attend the co parenting or see the boy as I have an unnatural attraction to young boys and have an urge to finger their asshole whenever I come in to contact with them. I will however pay you the 8k if you let me finger the boys asshole

>>725253129
yeah whats your address ill be there soon
(then you go there and post pics)

>>725253865
reroll

Wait. Are you the guy I blew last night?

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>>725253865
roll

I'll get serious about this shit when you send me more pics of them teddies

Dickpic?

>>725253985
Role

>>725253985
This

You that african salesman?

>>725253985

suck a dick cunt

Tits or gtfo

>>725253985
Roll

Bitch I ain't that ugly monkey's dad

>>725253129
He's a very special boy, he needs some time. I'll visit him soon.

Hi sweetie. I will come by later. Get that assplug ready.

I have cancer ;((((((( Our son too...

>>725253865
this is the most hilarious outcome

Well as I just dropped the jackpot on the lotto. I'll give you $1million to fuck off and leave the kid with me.

Test her/

Adress?

>>725253985
this

>>725253430
rolin

>>725254216
this

>>725254402
reroll

Wrong number but girl, I'm so sorry to hear this man is such a piece of trash. Typical.

>>725253129
I like trains

Sorry m'am, I believe you have the wrong number.

Tell you what. There's a solution that would help both of us out. You need your 8k back? Well I need my wiggity wang sucked. Every time you blow me, I'll give you back $1. If I get to blow the boy while you do it you get double. Sound good?

>>725253386
roll

>>725253985
this

>>725253985
this

Alright I'll pay up. Send the Adress and I'll be there soon

>>725254486
last time

Ask for address to come over and discuss

>>725253985
Get

>>725253985
Bump

>>725253985
Roal

>>725253985
thisss

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I looked up her e-mail address since it was her full name, and....I thought she was gonna be black

>>725254647
cmon

I will kill you and our son tomorrow

>>725253985
Again

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>>725253129
>Fucking kill yourself cunt

>>725253865
Rolling

Adress?

>>725254702
I'll sort you your 8k as soon as you send nudes. I'm lonely ffs

>>725254785
this

>>725254785
geet hyya

>>725253865
Roll

Send the nudes for the 8k

BLAR NEK NEK

>>725254785
get now

>>725254785
This

>>725253985
Rill

8K? son?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725253985
Roll

Send me nudes and Ill give you your money

Hey Billy Majonaise here!

>>725254785
dis pls

You have to eat all the eggs

>>725253129
>I'm sorry you caught me fucking our dog please can we out this behind us I miss the sweet sent if your ass

>>725254550
roll

>>725253857
Reroll

>>725254785
rerollorino

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>>725253129

>>725254550
rolo

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>>725254785
Roll

I'll give you the 8k if you say: Praise Kek. Also send nudes

sorry i had to spend it all on mouth herpes medications after starring in 13 indian oral gangbang flicks

>>725254550
roll for epic win

>>725254830
Get

My name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas

>>725254785
get ffs

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

They said I could never get 3 exact digits but I succeeded. Also I will pay up when you show your lumps.

I'm sorry about everything. I've got your 8k ready, is it ok to come over tonight? Tell the little one daddy will be there soon.

>night in

>>725254785
This

>>725255026
this. roll

>>725254550
rolling

get 785 pls

Suck a dick and send her the pic and tell her you joined the gay side

>>725254785
111 get

>>725254550
rolll

>>725254785
c'mon pokemon

just text her "nah lol"

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>>725254550

>>725253857
This

>>725255026
roll

Ok

>>725254785
222 calling

>>725254550
rollhj

Do you want to be the bread i have to butter?

>>725253857
This roll ftw

>>725253129
Fuck you slut, try to find me

>>725253734
roll!

You should of thought this through before you slept with Nigger Nogger Mouth Clogger.

The eyes, once bleached by falling stars of utmost revelation, will forever see the faint insight drawn by the overwhelming question, as only the True Enquiry shapes the edge of thought. The rest is vulgar fiction, attempts to impose order on the consensus mantlings of an uncaring godhead.

>>725254785
cmon man. On fire earlier now I aint hitting shit

>>725255332
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>725253857
rawl

>>725253865
roll

>>725255180
rolling 4 dis

The 8k is gone. But i used it to buy 800 copies of battletoad. Do you want some for your son?

>>725255310
hah

Alright. What was your Adress again?

Yeah that was a little crazy with you to get a new phone and you will have the opportunity to meet with me on Friday or Friday night to work on the section of the site to be used for this purpose. If I can get a copy of the paper to send out the form to you as well and I hope you are having a great weekend

>>725253985
tri^ps get

>>725253985
roll

>>725253985
This

>>725254785
go go power tripses

>>725255361
at first I thought you were really bad at spelling, then I realized you were just doing a thing. glad I didn't lose my sanity.

8 grand my ass, send nudes

>>725253857
Reroll for dis

>>725254785
U mighty morphin power tripses

>>725254362
>725254362
this but more elaborate.

We won't need to go to court. I have won the lottery and my lawyer tells me I have to declare it to court but you ain't getting a penny. But I am willing to make you an offer...

Lol, i'm not paying that slut.

>>725255466
check em winrar

>>725253985
rollo

>>725253985
Rolling for dis

Ask 4 nudes

sned nedus

>>725255361
jesus christ i'm rolling for this

>>725255510
>>725255516
TRIPS

>>725253985
roll

>>725255554
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725253857
One more time roll get

>>725255456
Didn't he die in a fire last night? Btw what was your Adress again?

>>725253985
Roll

>>725255510
>>725255516
>>725255520
>>725255533
>>725255552
>>725255554
>>725255562
>>725255564
>>725255572
>>725255581
>>725255582

>>725255605
Almost.....

I have contracted anus cancer from a very funny banana. I have 2 weeks left.

>>725255520
rowl

>>725253985
dis roll

good going faggots, u havent gotten a trip once yet

Yea he died, also show tits

>>725255666
wiiiinrar

>>725254785
get man

>>725255582
There are no trips you faggot..

>>725255520
rollofthe devil

>>725255666
Ayy

>>725255666
BOOM

Reply to this text or your son will die in his sleep tonight, no immunities

>>725255666
This! 666 xD

>>725255666
it's teddy time

>>725255666
GOT IT

>>725255666
tits we go

>>725255666
winrar

Just send her a pic of your butthole up close. No one evar gettin trips here

>>725255666
There it is

>>725255777
Jajajaja

Teddy time Birmingham UK Standing by

>>725255777
double winrar!

Fuck you, and the boy. I don't live in the states nothing you can do to me now. Ho!

get a paternity test before I pay anything bitch I know you were sleeping aroind, and no ill keep your number blocked slut

>>725254785
rolling for it

>>725253985
titties... teddies... tendies

>>725255777
>>725255666
Wow god and devil trips my nipples can no longer take this.

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What did I mean by this?

>>725255666
Fuck, I wasn't even trying.
Well, go with the reply the person wanted that i replied to.

and now OP will never delivar, thanks for playing everyone

>>725255930
FUCKING AUTIST.

I hope it was all for A GOOD CAUSE

>>725255936
Go with

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>725255930
Moron!

>>725255930
Maybe I'll think about it if you show me your tits

>>725255930
>tfw you accidentaly waste trips by replying to someone with a reply not related to the original thread

>>725255806
>>725255836
>>725255889
thank you guys, I couldn't have done it without 666's help.

now, tits.

>>725255930
Burn the coal, pay the toll

OP THE WINNER WAS "I'll get serious about this shit when you send me more pics of them teddies" DIDN'T YOU FOLLOW THE THREAD YOU FUCKING MONG

>>725255930

>>725255936
do this

>>725255930
Oh God OP you such a stupid faggot

>>725253129
Only if you suck my dick for free this time you filthy fucking whore.

>>725256013
i WANTED SEND ME NUDES FOR THE 8K. IM LONELY FFS

>>725256101
no it wasnt you fuck. trips answered to "noooooooo" with "almost". no rolling no nothing. this is wasted trips and op delivered as promised. you fucked up, not op

OP is a fag yet again

>>725255930
I think we can safely assume op is a massive cum swallower

That's what you get for getting dicked by Jamal you stupid bitch

>>725256187
FOLLOW THE NUMBER TRAIL. IT LEAds back to the teddies quote

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>>725255930
Quality OP not playing into reroll games

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You'll get the 8k when I get the trips

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FINE

I'm lonely 8k for nude pics. Deal?

>>725256322
ye boii

SEND NUDES AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE 8K

>>725256322
You faggot

>>725256322
>>Tendies

Will you accept Good Boy Points™ Instead?

>>725256322
Maybe safed

TENDIES

>>725256322
Yeshhhhh

>>725256322
WHAT THE FUCK ARE TENDIES
OP CONFIRMED AUTISTIC GAY DOUBLE NlGGER XD

Also I really need nudes. Will you accept 8k for some no games?

>>725256322
>tendies
OP fucked up yet again

Tell her to kill the child. You're too busy these days.

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>>725256322
ffs

OP IT WAS TEDDIES YOU AUTISTIC SUPER EBOLA AIDS CARRIER

>>725256430
Newness...

>>725256322
I appreciate the cleverness of the almost, and I do recognize the deliver of them titties asking...

op delivered.

with humour.

let's keep it up.

rolling for : if you do send me one right now I will go and I will pay

That, or, you use the 8k to abort the kid and send me a pic later

>>725253985
trips pls

sEND ME NUDES AND i'LL SETTLE UP NOW.

"For clarity, 'tendies' means cornhole. Sorry, I'm back on the meth."

>>725254702
Coalburner

>>725253129
Hi u r on 4chan. U r meme now

NUDES FOR 8K DEAL OR NO DEAL?

>>725254550
rolllll

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>>725256322

>>725256607
ht tps://boards. 4chan.org /b/thread/725253129

>>725255361
Brass stacks? It should be brass tacks

Wtf is a tendie you goddamn chikn worshipping nigger

A few pics of you in the nude and that 8k is yours. I've been hustling all week baby

I have already sexually abused our kid, that expanded asshole wasn't there for no reason. ;)

>>725256742
this please op

>>725256757
roll

>>725256742
This please op again

I have autism

>>725256885
Yes, yes you do.

lets be honest bby all this drama is just because u always wanted me 2 be the one to poz ur neghole

>>725256742
link or btfo

>>725256885
Where the fuck did that kid come from?

>>725254702
Yeah but the guy she thinks you are probably is

Tall you what, I'll onlygive you the 8k if you send me a gallon of your breast milk by Thursday.

*teleports behind u*

nothin' personal babycakes...

>>725256885
Just like OP

Hey OP you fucking handicapped spastic has she replied?

>>725253129
things were going well until I found out you have a penis

>>725257111
nice wasted trips

>>725257111
WINRAR

>>725257111
OpOPOP I WANT "8k for the nudes. deal or no deal" Understand?

>>725257111
Lel

>>725257111
Ayyyyy

>>725257111
111 guys

>>725253985
roll

>>725257111
Nope

>>725257211
*gays

OP I AM WINRAR I WANT "8K FOR NUDES TODAY" DEAL OR NO DEAL HONEY?

reeeeee

>>725256242
That's not how this works. That's never how this works. Gain some reading comprehension and lurk moar

You'll never see me again. I have a new identity now. Bye

>>725254166
this is the actual winner but people are too ignorant to care

>>725253985
Roll

>>725257311
almost boi dubs

I meant titties

>>725257344
nah OP asked for trips

44 is dubs

You fucking spastics

We need to fix up. This is a fucking shambles

hell nah dis brat aint mine i aint paying shit

Did op leave

>>725258099
I'm still here, she probably realized she got the wrong # and isn't responding

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>>725258310
too bad

>>725256248
Welcome to 4chan kid

>>725253865
Rollo

>>725253865
How hard is it to get trips?

>>725253865
This one should get it

>>725253865
I want her address

>>725253865
What could she waste 8k on?

>>725253865
Este

>>725253865
Terceros

>>725253865
Quiero

>>725253865
Su adress

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>>725254702
Wow look at the size of them eyeballs. Get a gander at those fucking eyeballs lads

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>>725255930
stupid fock

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>>725259656

>>725253857
Fuck it. Rolling for this

>>725253857
yeah this is it

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>>725259791

OP are you still manning this thread?

titties*