Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>725244305
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
No way, I'm not a roleplayer at all.
>>725244317
Reporting back to duty.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>725244234
mostly poser hipster faggo bs tee bee aych. it's kind of sad.
Claiming best girl
still here
and
>>725244276
Its weird to me I dont do them.
>>725244360
T-then please tell me about yourself, I'm starting to shake...
Someone kiss me
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>725244090 krispy
But she's my waifu.
Am i not allowed to feel my waifu large chest?
It's not like it's hama's.
>although i wouldn't mind feeling those huge boobs
>>725244380
What about dubstep?
>>725244410
Do you want to end up wearing glasses?
>>725244414
I lied.
>>725244485
And now me.
>claiming Taiga
>>725244379
>Why is she sad?
Waking up is terrible.
>>725244510
>tenses up and pecks your cheek
thats all you get
>>725244465
i did listen to a fair bit of brostep when i was a younger lad. i guess i still like some rusko tracks. original style dubstep i never explored much. why, do you like dubstep?
Look how serious is this stuff.
I understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really happy and everything is lovely
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Homura is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Chen was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm happy as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 80 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they all know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff, it just makes me happy.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I totally understand this.
>>725244547
You just woke up? You should eat something.
>>725244568
didnt read but i just know this is epic!
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.
I need to know everything you know about this anon:
You're all fucking sad. !jerk.BPDAo
Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.
Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.
Thanks in advance!
>>725244553
Another favor says you'll do it to my thighs.
>>725244562
No no I'm just trying to get into music. Are you from >>>/mu/
>>725244568
Be nice.
>>725244568
I cannot tell whether this post is serious or is weapons-grade autism.
>>725243433 (Hanako)
Well, time to change that, especially if you want to beat the game. Parrying is kinda hard, but once you know the movesets and timings you're all set to send them all to Oblivion.
Me neither, but they're still op, especially in PvP...
Yeah, dual wielding only works in DS2. And this isn't Skyrim, you either want to be a badass or be alive, being both requires patience, practice, devotion and sacrificing your ear to the God of Darkmoon.
..............now I would've slapped you across your ass if only I could. Shame on you Hanako, shame. Tho at least you weren't using the Drake Sword........ right?
>>725243567 (Dark Souls 3 = shit)
DS3 is, by far, even worse than DS2. And here's why.
First of all, poise. That's all, I could shit-talk about it for an hour but let's just say the way they handled it was retarded at least.
PvP phantom range is pure bullshit, especially on katanas.
The areas would be nice if there weren't fucking awful and copy-pasted. The swamp area before Abyss Watchers? Blighttown, but less cool. Catacombs of Carthus? Catacombs from DS1, but a little larger. And don't get me started on Anor-fucking-Londo, I haven't seen such fanservice in all my life. Just straight up copy the whole area, Jesus Tap Dancing Christ...
Bosses were unoriginal to say at least. Sure, Abyss Watchers and Pontiff were memoriable somehow, as was the Dancer, but the rest? The Tree? That one frost-like boss at the beginning? Aldrich, basically Gwyndolin 2.0?
And the fucking NG+, just changing up a few rings.
No no no, Dark Souls 3 deserves ALL the hate there could be. This game is shit, it's predictable, repetative, the areas aren't memoriable at all, weapons are either complete shit or OP as all hell, which makes 90% of the weapons not even worth touching.
Also, PvP gankers everywhere with the password matchmaking, no variety in builds...
This game was supposed to be THE Souls game.
For me, it was a fucking mistake
>>725244465
No id lose them.
>>725244648
no... no no no..
>>725244229
Isn't it pretty similar to playing games for a long time?
>>725244448
You are, but it still makes you a perv.
> I wouldn;t mind giving them a good squeeze either.
>>725244664
so you wanna walk into walls and stuff?
>>725244689
Why are you crying? It's no fun when you're crying... unless you're into that.
>>725244651
>>725244655
How to spot newfags.
Is a pasta, you fucking retards.
L M A O (0(0(0(0(
You guys are truly the worst generation of /waifu/.
>>725244651
im not from anywhere but i have posted on mu yes.
>>725244725
I'm scared, I don't know anythign about you
>>725244731
.......................................chen!
>>725244598
Cereal and a big mug of coffee, so it's getting better.
>>725244731
Le new fags DDD
I'm off to bed. Too much Reddit on here today.
>>725244731
Hey be nice.
>>725244749
You must be popular there~
Why are here? I haven't seen you claim anything.
Chen's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chen, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>725244795
Nights Misaki, sleep well.
>>725244757
>hugs
>>725244706
Nah. I feel like watching is different
>>725244722
I already do that sometimes.
>>725244795
>too much reddit in here today
You are a faggot who likes to roleplay with that guy called "Mash" or whatever.
Go choke on a dick, loser. Stop trying to seem tough.
You are just a depressed boy in need of affection that tries to get it from a stranger.
Poor guy, you didn't got enough love?
>I dumped my gf
Yeah, lying to seem cool on the internet, huh?
Lmao.
>>725244780
Eee you drink coffee? That'll make you tired after the caffeine wears off.....
>>725244887
>mfw
T-thank you aikawa...
>hugs you back
>>725244903
You wanna get that laser eye thing done? I'm thinking about getting that soon. Only $300 per eye.
>>725244808
i see no substantive cause to reach such a conclusion...
well i still havent had my magical waifu moment like you said, but i still have characters i like and these are nice threads.
>>725244795
Goodnight don't listen to Chen
chen is uh based..............
>>725244933
>bites ear
>>725244998
Maybe you'll like anime from before 2007 when anime was still good. Your waifu might be there.
>>725244987
No thats too much.
>>725244933
Not if I don't stop drinking it.
Coffee is pretty much the only thing I actually look forward to in the morning.
>>725245090
hnn... w-why are you doing this to meeee
>>725245100
I have a question about Rei.
>>725244372
zoz
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15911488/#q15911758
>>725245113
btw just how much anime average must one watch before finding their waifu ?
>>725245163
>nom
Because it's fun to tease you.
Good bye.
Have a good day, everyone. Someone out there loves you.
Xoxo. Good vibes
>>725245183
Yup.
That's his car.
What I posted is his adress.
>>725245163
What is it?
>>725244656
I just need some more practice. I just always parry too early. They are...but i just like swords. Heh i always thought shields were for pussies...until i played dark souls. Now i have the utmost respect for them. I know, it's pathetic, i deserve all that and more... W-well i did early on... but stopped using it when i realized what trash it actually is.
>>725244903
I guess but it's pretty close.
>>725245233
You didn't even click the link, did you?
>>725245233
<3 u chen
>>725245302
Are you retarded?
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15911488/#q15911688
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15911488/#q15911733
and
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/15911488/#q15911758
Are my posts.
>>725245114
It's worth it, your eyes will be 15/20. Don't you want that for the rest of your life?
>>725245119
Omg wait you drink it all day...?
>>725245207
I don't know it took me 20 years.
>>725245224
Ohmygosh now you're making me blush.. I won't fall for your spell,,, you really are reminding me of my stalker..
>>725245233
Good bye chan
I hope for a season 2....
>>725245260
In this scene in 3.33 Asuka asked Rei what would her original do in this situation and then Rei ejected from the Eva saving herself.
Would the original Rei do that too?
>>725245388
Hey, I gotta whisper something in your ear.
>licks cheek
>>725245300
I think its different by a good bit but I dont know.
>>725245388
Money.
>>725245388
aaaaaaaaaaaa! nvm i officially claim this girl im posting for my waifu.
>>725245233
Have a good day as well.
I like the Ruri pictures.
>>725245370
The only ones I could believe are the first two.
If you knew his address, from the beginning, why post his craigslist ad in the first place, and not skip that middle-man?
>>725244432
*kissu*
>>725245473
>rubs my cheek
stahhhp
Claim
dudes i feel like so motherfuckin good right now it's unreal
>>725245480
Isn't it worth it? You'll never have to buy a pair of glasses again.
>>725245482
She's really cute and you should use her more!
>>725245559
Hey, I still gotta mess your legs up, remember?
>>725244646
Just ask for jerkchen and people will tell you
>>725244655
It's pasta
>>725245524
Ask Ruri, you fucking mentally challenged faggot.
When that happend, I've told Ruri that I have his adress on steam to have a laugh.
I never lie, stop having trust issues.
>If you knew his address, from the beginning, why post his craigslist ad in the first place, and not skip that middle-man?
Because I had more fun showing people how much of a liar he is, trying to sell a shitty car, that's why.
>>725245669
Y-you with a baseball bat..?
>>725245632
I dont have glasses or money.
>>725245657
Welcome back mado.
>>725245739
No way. Is your memory really that bad?
Go sit down.
>>725245756
Can you see well atm?
>>725245388
Nah, usually a pretty big cup in the morning, maybe another one in the afternoon.
It's become a morning ritual I enjoy quite a bit.
>>725245785
>sits down
>>725245632
absolutely.
>>725245300
Practice makes perfect. It will come with time.
Well, swords are a good choice, the simpliest are sometimes the best.
Shield is your best friend in this game Hanako. Especially the Grass Crest one, it's a blessing.
...........now you deserve some serious spanking for that Drake Sword... But at least you learned. Still, I am disappoint...
By the way, what location are you in right now?
>>725245788
Well enough yeah.
gonna go make breakfast. you guys want anything?
>>725245789
Do you get those caffeine headache things?
>>725245826
Does she have anime yet?
>>725245467
Depends on the time that it would have happened. If it had happened during the start of the series, with Rei 2, then most likely, she would have not ejected, because she already thought herself as expendable, if it happened during Rei 3's reign, as it were, then I couldn't say, it would have to have some factors come into play, like Shinji dissuading her, or her doubt in Gendo's orders, and what those actually were.
If we're talking about that same exact situation, just with Rei from the original series, then I also could not tell.
>>725245877
Cornetto
>>725245850
Then you should really save up for the surgery!
>is currently saving up myself
>>725245877
Oatmeal!!!!!
>>725245880
she does not and somehow i doubt she ever will but that's okay i like manga better.
>>725244656
Poise just works different, that a bad thing?
And pvp in DS games has always been shit.
I could say the same about all Souls games tbh. DS1 wasn't perfect by any stretch of the imagination.
Demon ruins and Lost Izalith, Tomb of the Giants and Darkroot Garden/Basin were shit. Anor Londo was really boring tbh, sure it looked nice, but it was mostly just empty.
The three copy pasted demons? Ceaseless Discharge and Bed of Chaos and that fucking Centipede sure were interesting boss designs..
>>725245756
Thanks <3
>>725245877
Coffee
>>725245938
Ill wait till after im blind.
>>725245821
And now cum.
>>725245592
get on discord -_-
>>725245877
Anything that isn't out of date sandwiches like i normally have
>>725245900
>tfw no one will ever have an irl rei to brainwash
I love her so much in the original series because she fight suicidally, not caring who got hurt as long as she protected Shinji.
>>725245942
She will, you just have to have faith!
>>725246061
Ok
>>725246009
Anytime.
>>725246011
You're... You don't care about yourself very much do you...?
>>725246018
I can't... I don't like doing it. please don't make me
im starting to think you're female and this is awkward for me
i'll do it if we were dating but that's it
:O
food is done brb!
>>725245832
I'm sure it will. Yeah, the grass crest shield is a godsend. C-cmon, it's not that bad is it...? Anor Londo, i was heading up into the dukes archives. Also, fuck those armored pigs.
>>725245300
In DS1 I had the "Shields are for pussies" mindset till I got to Bell Gargoyle,
after many attempts I thought, why not just give it a go, made the fight easy.
Shields are neat.
>>725245880
Not really, and I usually always have coffee available.
>>725246205
Ill be fine.
>>725246205
So you wanna date?
>>725246453
>blood chan doesnt like me so I enjoy affection from anyone
>>725246282
I should get back into coffee again then... bye qt, have a good day~
>>725246339
I'm going to tell Rea, she's going to flip, bye Tomoko
>hugs you
>>725246453
N-no... maybe... wait, we don't anything about each other and i doubt you'll want to date an overly shy beta male like me...
anyway bye aikawa!
>>725246702
Yeah, that's true.
>shatters your heart
>>725246702
Dont freak Rea out.
>>725246100
guess i could get some cool gifs after all. i'll believe then.
>>725246792
Oh good I dodged a bullet...
You're a very twisted person, I think...
>>725246793
She's going to pay for your eyes.
>>725246845
It needs more popularity
>>725246501
dude ive never posted that character why do you keep doing this lmao
>>725246923
I wouldnt let them.
>>725246923
it's a bit of a double edged sword isn't it. on one hand i could get cool gifs if the manga gets popular has an anime. but then i don't have kazura practically all to myself!
>>725245981
"Different"? It it doesn't work at all. The only thing is the hyper armour effect, and it's only on Ultra Greatswords, so yeah... Great mechanic.
It was shit, but there was SOME variety. In DS1 there were spears, axes, U-greatswords, normal greatswords, katanas, there were magic users, pyromancers... In DS2 there was also a variety of weapons to choose from, but in DS3? All I've seen in my 300 hours of PvP are Astora's Greatswords, Dragonslayer Greataxe, Swordspear, Dark Sword, CCS, anime weaboo katana users all around the place, Hornet+ Black Knight Greataxe and Lorian's Greataxe, and that's all. Maybe a few magic users that get their ass kicked everytime, pyromancers are non-existent, and everyone is using a quality build because it's meta.
DS1 gets to cut some slack as it was the first Souls (Demon's Souls don't count). I agree, the Lost Izalith wasn't that great, but Tomb of the Giants was great, especially when you had to either hold the lantern or use magic to see through the darkness.
Darkroot was cool once you explore it, it's a nice thing to have something else than walls all around you.
Anor Londo was memoriable and difficult (archers), also the giant sentinels were a great addition.
As I said, Izalith wasn't that great, but the rest of the game was. At least more than DS3.
>>725246262
Don't forget to upgrade the shield too, stability is usefull.
.........I'm really going to spank you
Dukes Archives, eh? Well... Good luck, you'll need it.
Also, before you head out: farm a few souls, warp back to the blacksmith, head up the church where you fought the gargoyles and buy ~10 purging stones. You'll thank me later, trust me.
>>725246997
She'll do it in giftcard form then.
>shehasalotofmoney
>doit!
Good evening everyone!
>>725247065
No thats weird.
>>725247067
Louise.
>>725247031
Oh you're right. People all around the world are going to hot glue her.
>>725247067
Good morning Chara's girlfriend!
>>725247134
Well okay then.
I think Aikawa-chan left
I'm freeeeeeee
>>725247195
Good. I dont want them freaking out.
>>725246923
>>725247195
not on my watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGmGMEVbTAY
>>725247245
You don't want to date her? I think you can make her happy.
>>725247134
Heya, Smugs. How are you?
>>725247195
I have a name..
Well i'm heading to sleep now. Goodnight everyone.
>>725246282
Shit you made it farther than me before realizing that mistake.
>>725247039
I did once or twice, i should upgrade it a few more times though. I see...well i suppose i do deserve it. Just don't be too rough ok~. Alright i'll do that. Thank you for all your help! I'm gonna head to sleep now, enjoy the rest of your day. Goodnight Firekeeper~.
>>725247307
Oh my gosh that's so cute! Can I save this image?
>>725247357
They never even talk to me.
>>725247378
Actually playing LoL for whatever reason.
>>725247446
finally i can fap! %)
>>725247440
Save it, it's all yours.
>>725247439
Night, Hanako.
>>725247465
Do you like it?
>>725247446
nice feet
>>725247465
sent a silly meme one
>>725247312
I'm going to hot glue her while you watch in shock horror~
>>725247378
Your name is too long.
>>725247439
Good night Hanako-chan (You have a weird sleep time).
>>725247446
Nice feet.
>>725247465
It's our job, we can't really "talk" to anyone.
>>725247502
Thank you so much..!
That made me blush for real, now I don't know what to think.
>>725247608
please stop youre going to make me cry...
>>725247608
Louise is fine, and shorter than 'Chara's girlfriend'
>>725247608
>takes a picture
>>725247519
Its ok not my favorite
>>725247581
This may be mean but you look rather short
>>725247608
Id still like to talk to them you know?
>>725247439
You won't regret it, believe me.
Oh I don't know~
No problem, always glad to help you out.
And good night Hanako, untill next time. Sweet dreams~
>>725247724
As long as you're enjoying it
>>725247670
Okay okay I'm sorry. You should hot glue her though. Also good bye, anon.
>>725247689
But it's not cuter than "Chara's girlfriend"~ Oh I have to go, bye!
>>725247700
A picture?
I shouldn't feel this way so easily online. Also bye Aikawa, have a good day.
>>725247724
Well............. Maybe I'll try to talk her into coming back. See ya!
good morning everyone
>>725247724
I'm 5'4
>>725247893
Well...I dunno. I guess I should just be grateful I have her.
bye.
>>725247874
Yeah its okay i guess
>>725247893
Ok bye.
>>725248051
Morning Ayaya
>>725248051
Ayaya
>>725248078
Do you have anything better to do?
>>725247039
PvP doesn't matter at all to me and I've seen invaders use all types of weapons.
Why doesn't Demon Souls count?
Best areas in DS1 were painted world and undead burg and undead parish and I still stand by what I've said about the other areas.
>>725248281
>>725248236
Hello and good morning!
How are you all doing today?
>>725248587
Pretty good, played some card games and took some pictures.
How did you sleep?
>>725248059
Oh wow that is kinda short sorry
>>725248281
No
>>725248587
I'm alright, still not really awake it feels like.
What about you?
>>725248792
Why are you sorry im short? lol
>>725248750
had to answer the door to get a parcel, that woke me up 3 hours ago but I went back to bed anyway so now I'm out of sync
>>725248843
see above
>>725248792
Might as well go for it, then.
>>725248903
Well, it'll be okay, tomorrow you can fix all that again.
カラミチーマス
>>725248883
Sorry for just focusing on it.
>>725248960
Yeah but.... everyone is so.... bad.
>>725248903
I've found the solution to not get knocked out of sync is to have none to begin with,
at least that's how I'm doing it.
>>725248960
>>725249209
>everyone is so.... bad.
Including you and the enemy team?