Ask a pizza driver anything work is slow af

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how likely would you be willing to take payment for pizzas via sex?

would any hole do?

I'd fuck anything, I'm so desperate

>>725244231
Man , that pizza's sad af

>>725243975
Do you prefer burping or farting?

Since you drive around your town, you must know who the drug dealers are right?

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>>725244326
I"ll have to give it a try next time i order <3

>>725244412
That pizza is as sad as my job

>>725244488
Why not both

>>725244489
I know the stoners

>>725243975
so would you bang?
>>725244498
or am i just going to get the cops called on me?

>>725244659
I would bang

How in the fuck are you.driving a pizza? Holy fuck!! You hold the key to revolutionizing civilization as we know it. Ending wars, stopping pollution and doing away with OPEC and other petrol based cartels....this is incredible. How much milaege do you get on a large pepperoni?

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>>725244715
promise?
<3

>>725244518
Good luck

No no, i only deal with cheese pizza

>>725244776
Ya know the krabby patty car?
Well that

>>725244834
Why not

>>725244911
Better than having to deliver to niggers

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>>725243975
How many times have you delivered pizza and a fat middle aged man holding a pony and balloons and a box of candy has opened the door looking for the loli?

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>>725244931
I'll 4cerial try this and post some sweet greentext of the results.

I half expect that i'll just get perma banned from deliveries though.

for teh lulz though amiright?

>>725245120
About 7 times

>>725243975
What kind of car do you drive? Is it your own or the company's?

>>725245170
I drive my own 1995 Mazda Lantis

>>725245143
Good luck

>>725245196
Nice, does it permanently smell like pizza at this point?

>>725243975
Do you work for Papa Johns or Papa Johns?

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>>725245167
this makes it 8

>>725245301
If it does I have no idea, I can't smell pizza anymore

>>725245336
I work for Hell pizza

>>725245389
This makes it 9?

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Have you sold your soul yet?

>>725245735
not yet, saving the sale for when this job falls through

>>725243975
how do you know exactly the location where you need to deliver the pizza to if you dont know the area you work at too well, do you guys have GPS or something?

>>725246345
I use google maps on my phone, work is too cheap to buy their drivers GPS systems

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>>725243975
When was the last time a nigger, or a jew, or a woman, gave you a tip?

>>725246452
Haven't had a jew or a nigger tip me but a woman did tip me 50cents last week

>>725243975
how much do you make, also do you not carry a gun?

>>725243975
Ever fuck a customer in the pussy?

>>725246554
I make 200-300NZD a week and I live in a country where there isn't a risk of getting shot

>>725244326
>thing
Hmm

>>725246611
Not yet

>>725246703
yup, I'd stick my dick in a wood saw at this point

>>725246452
18th month? Amerifats sure are dumb af.

>>725246808
Just buy a fuck doll with a fleshlight anon

Has any co-worker died in a crash?

>>725246862
Can't, my parents check my mail and that shit isn't sold in my town

>>725246868
Nope, people in my country are competent drivers

>>725243975
Have you ever jizzed into someone's pizza? Or spit? Or anything similar? Or has any of your coworkers done it?

>>725247016
I've put a ghost pepper on an asshole customers pizza hidden under all the toppings

>>725243975
Have you ever been at someplace, recognizing everybody's face, until you realized that there was no one there you knew?

>>725247119
No?

>>725247118
That's tame.

>>725247147
Well I know

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>>725246828
ha ha! this comment is funny because she an inbred guttersnipe from G.B.

where everyone is retarded because they are inbred.

ha ha.

>>725247177
I know, I'm still working up to jizz cream sauce

>>725247278
Godspeed anon

>>725247327
Thank you good sir

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Where r u located?

>>725247764
New Zealand

>>725247852
Sorry, where r u located in NZ?

>>725247964
Nelson

>>725248079
Are you looking forward to Marchfest?

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What's your favorite kind of pizza?

>>725248779
The one with all the meat

>>725248691
Nah. couldn't really care

Did you plan for your life to be this shit or did it just happen?

>>725248779
cheese pizza

nastiest thing you ever saw put on pizza / while delivering

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