/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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Chch trap here, hows the sunday?

>>725242079
gay in the most terrible of ways.

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Apparently NZ men are well hung.

>>725242443
maoris have big dicks

>>725242443
>not photo shopping Australia lower
anon i'm dissapoint

>>725242443
I can see the artifacting.

>>725242443
>tfw zero inch dick

Listening to tunes rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUGlWCCVA4M

>Christchurch

>>725242079
Went to Armageddon, average as always.

>>725242443
Can confirm

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>>725242951
Fuck

>>725242507
>Maoris
>Big dick
Pick on Nigger

>>725242951
did someone hand you a "we know" poster by chance?

>>725242845
Fuckin' Barnesy
>>725242951
>>725242966
Evening, cob. How's things?

>>725242079
Yo where you at gay boy

>>725243308
That sounds pretty creepy, but no, I wasn't there very long.

>>725243316
Pretty good, work's going well, already had my first pay, most of which went to debts but I can't complain. Still got enough to live off til next pay.

>>725243438
Must get a fat wad of dollars then! Good shit.

>>725243547
Yeah it's certainly a lot better than minimum wage so i'm pretty stoaked.

Help guys,
I can't use snapchat z because of my region

Had Ethiopian food today, was good.

Would NZ be better off if we got rid of the treaty and actually had a constitution?

>>725244274
Not sure those are equivalent documents. The treaty is only really about the crown and the tribes in relation to each other, a constitution would be about other stuff. Wouldn't it?

>>725244274
I know 4chan is fucking against this, but I wish we were a Republic so we could have complete sovereignty over our own bloody country
Sick of this party and prime minister shit
Leaders of a nation should be picked by the people, not the party
We never get to choose our leaders which fucking sucks

>>725244583
>Leaders of a nation should be picked by the people, not the party

Wouldn't we just be picking from a couple of nominees from the major parties? So what would really change?

Since that Key fellow fucked off who is running this thing?

>>725244416
You're right, they're not, but the treaty would stand in the way of a constitution because "muh tangata whenua", Maoris can't accept the fact that they're better off with whites in charge.

>>725244733
Are you simple?
In USA people vote for a leader to run their country regardless of what the party wants
In NZ the parties pick a leader, so we have to pick between a few pre determined outcomes for our nations leadership
In USA anyone can run for office and have the chance to be voted in by the people directly
We need a Congress, Senate, and President
Not a party

>>725244836
Not Maori but would much rather have Peters running the show than any white
Despite the memes John Key wasn't bad, and Bill English is ok, but I would still much prefer Peters

>>725244583
The only way we could be a republic is if we joined Australia, and then we'd have to accept whoever they want. At least there wouldn't be any fucking Maori parties wasting taxpayer dollars

>>725244851
>In USA people vote for a leader to run their country regardless of what the party wants
The parties put forward the presidential nominees, and without party backing you don't have a shitshow in hell of winning, also even though they have primaries they have things like superdelegates to weight the vote toward the party insiders. So it's essentially the same.
>In USA anyone can run for office and have the chance to be voted in by the people directly
And yet every president is either a Republican or a Democrat. It doesn't matter if it's possible if it never happens.
>We need a Congress, Senate, and President
No we don't, having a unicameral parliament is a big advantage to us, we don't have the constant gridlock of American politics.

>>725244989
No I wouldn't want that
We would go from being cucked by Brits to be being cucked by Aussies
I wish we were our own sovereign nation
However I agree with you that Maori parties are racist and against the values of our country
They should be banned for discriminating against other races

>>725244939
I'd have Winnie in charge, he's good value. What's the chance of 4chan memeing Colin Craig into power? He's just so entertaining, even though he doesn't mean to be.

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based pb tech?

>>725244939
top zozzle, have you checked his policy suggestions recently? its literally nothing

>>725245087
The Republican party fucking hated Trump, but the peoples voice matters more than the party's
In USA the people vote leaders, not the parties like in NZ
There were 13 nominees for people to vote for in the Republican primaries
In NZ we only get 1 nominee, the party pick, which is communist tier
Our election system is way fucking worse and you know it

Also China doesn't have the constant gridlock of American politics
Why don't you go back to China zhang instead of spouting your commie crap here

>>725245127
After living in Aus for 6 years then coming back, the federal govt there does a pretty good job. Drive from Gold Coast to Brisbane and compare it with driving from Paraparumu to Welly, it's worlds apart.

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chch nudes here

>>725245317
>The Republican party fucking hated Trump, but the peoples voice matters more than the party's

Yeah Trump got elected and besides a few eccentricities like the Muslim ban he's enacting a boilerplate Republican agenda because he can't govern without them.

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hawkes bay nudes

>>725245374
They have a Senate which makes sure the ruling government do their fucking job, which is to fix infrastructure, etc
We have 1 party that rules the roost with no senate to oppose them when they do wrong, and the 1 party does fucking nothing but sell our assets to big chang

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>>725245468
>bucktooth tomboy with small tits
Yes sir.

>>725245508
That's because he's a noob to politics, he knows he needs help to run the most powerful country on the planet
I fucking love what Trump's done except for his enviromental policies, in fact I want him to become even more rightwing (apart from enviro policies which I am heavily left wing on)
If Trump was enviromentalist, I would fucking love him (because I'm a right wing enviromentalist

>>725245612
implying that you can't have both of those things and be >8.5/10

>>725245513
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Never see cutie grills like that deep south where I live
I've never been to North Island, are there lots of cuties like in your pic there?

>>725245513
I'd creampie that blonde in seconds
>her ass
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>725245778
That was meant to be positive, she's cute as fuck.

>>725245750
>If Trump was enviromentalist, I would fucking love him

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

>>725245950
my bad, misread

>>725245468
timestamp and moar REEEE

>>725243379
kik?

>>725246055
I know that would never happen, but what I was saying was that my ideal leader would be a hardcore rightwinger but with enviromentalist views
I just hate how there's entire continents like Africa that are full of retards.
Africans could be genocided and the entire continent could be transformed into a giant national park for lions and elephants etc to roam peacefully without poaching and habitat destruction

>>725244083
How much does an empty plate cost?

Thinking ill vote for my boy Winston, hes pretty good for a cheeky darkie

>>725246352
>I just hate how there's entire continents like Africa that are full of retards.
>Africans could be genocided and the entire continent could be transformed into a giant national park for lions and elephants etc to roam peacefully without poaching and habitat destruction

If we'd left those retards alone they'd still be living in the bush and nature would be fine. Whatever way you slice it the environment being fucked is whitey's fault.

>>725246360
We had Kai Sega Wot and Yetsom Beyaynetu

>>725242079
A trap is a man that looks like a woman, you're more Tim curry than you are Laverne Cox...

>>725246640
Rekt

>>725246547
All memes aside, Ethiopian is actually patrician food, so good choice. It's one of the few African cuisines that doesn't fall for the trap of putting fucking peanuts in everything

>>725246737
Dick pics are always welcome. You guys know me.

>>725246640
Completely read your post wrong gg no re

Can we not have this trap shit here pls guys this is my no trap safe space you're impinging on

>>725246977
You cannot resist boipussy, it is too powerful.

Also nice dubs

>>725246977
Sorry man, I won't post anymore pics

>>725246977
Tim curry over there aside, traps are here and they have been for ages.

>>725246977
boipussy is my life

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>>725246184
ex gf can't give timestamp but here's the moar

>>725246902
>>725247049
>>725247099

If you guys want to see Tim curry's finest.
>>725245506

>>725247176
No thanks.

>>725247049
>>725247051
>>725247073
>>725247099 (except this)
>>725247176
You must obey the authoritah of the dubs >>725246977

>>725242443
That was a self-reported test I think?

Dunedin reporting.

Fuck the rain, it's a cunt. was looking forward to going to watch the last day of the test cricket. LOL NOPE.

How's everyone else?

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Hello, boys!

>>725247309
Rained in and buckie'd out my man
Staying Staunchch tho

>>725247309
Life has gone from train wreck to air collision. It's interesting at least.
>>725247311
Gidday

That anon who had the whinge about our memes and 'embarrassing' threads, begging us to stop, last night was an Indian, fyi..

>>725247415
Dont worry bro he probably just had a bad day at the dairy

>>725247388
Is that a good or a bad thing...

>>725247385
elaborate my man i'm listening

>>725247415
Not this again lmao.
Q in the house though, what's up lads?

>>725246187
What's yours?

>>725247498
Dunno. Ill get back to you on that

>>725247523
shit fucking all. yourself?

>>725247553
K1wifruit

>>725247591
Not much either. Bored as shit.

>>725247616
about the same as me then lmao.

Boys im thinking i need to find a kiwi, give it a beating worse than Jake the Muss could ever muster, skin the fucker and make myself a kiwi pelt hat I can wear to the beehive

>>725247769
>not a loincloth

>>725244939
>Despite the memes John Key wasn't bad
You taking the piss?

He sold assets, which were making money for the country, for way less than they could have been sold and that money, which they were making, no longer goes into the coffers.

Our 'rock star economy' is a meme and we are going to feel a lot more pain than we currently are very soon.

The lack of any preparation for the massive, unwanted, immigration is madness. Our infrastructure, what is left of it, that we haven't sold, is grumbling.

If you go to the supermarket now, because of FTAs, etc, there is much more non-NZ sourced food. That is totally unnecessary and concerning when foreign peoples/countries, haven't our food safety standards.

Went to the butcher the other day, they had fish bites from Malaysia, packed in NZ.

Bullshit. There's also frozen broccoli and cauliflower from China being sold. We don't need that shit here.

>>725244989
>The only way we could be a republic is if we joined Australia
Totally wrong. Why do you think that?

>>725247415
You were very rude, shameful. You were not raised properly.

>>725247841
with authentic kiwi beak codpiece, love it

>>725247842
My standards of a good leader are fucking low
I know that if it was labour instead of Key, we would be in an even shittier state right now
Ideally we would have based winnie as our leader, but unlike Americans, most kiwis are too pussy to vote in nonconventional people into power, so I doubt he'll win the election

>>725247842
nelsonfag checking in, wholeheartedly agree

>>725245750
>because I'm a right wing enviromentalist
National Socialist.

Hallo comrade.

>>725246507
>Whatever way you slice it the environment being fucked is whitey's fault.
Literally not but whatever.

>>725248038
>National Socialist.
Heil kameraden

>>725247176
>Tim curry
Lol fucking hell!

>>725247842
Agreed. Thoughts on a National led govt with NZ First?

>>725248099
It is though, it's not like the African were begging for our technology, we took it over there to exploit all the resources there, we wanted slaves and riches and that's why Africa is fucked. If you think Africans are idiots then they never would have invented that shit themselves. If you're gonna be consistent you should consider the Africans to be part of the wildlife, we messed up the ecosystem and this is what happened.

>>725248157
Yeah that trap looks like he's from the rocky horror picture show and not a trap at all.>>725248157

>>725248021
>nelsonfag who agrees
Stop being me.

>>725248038
I would be a national socialist if it wasn't for the fact I have zero hate for Jews
I hate dumb whites who are easily manipulated by Jews, and I don't blame Jews manipulating idiots for their own benefit

>>725248007
>I know that if it was labour instead of Key, we would be in an even shittier state right now
How do you know that?

For one we'd have a capital gains tax which is sorely needed, and we'd still have those assets.

I'm no fan of Labour (I'm devastated at what they've become, if that retained any integrity towards the principals of their founding then we would have a completely different country) but this bullshit that 'Labour spends money, National saves it' is just that, bullshit.

>>725248428
>Labour spends money, National saves it
Didnt our national debt increase from $6B to ~$20B under Key?

>>725248552
They said it's a bullshit thing people say.

>>725248242
Winnie would actually do far better if he said "I will work for the people of NZ and not for the politicians of NZ" or something and refused to go into coalition with them.

He'd easily, easily, get over 20% just by saying that. There likely wouldn't be any government that could be formed, there would need to be a new election, and it would easily be a NZ First lead government if he, and they, played their cards right.

Winnie is ok but he's actually really terrible at politics. He ought to have been Prime Minister in the 90s but, in spite of people wetting themselves over him (and I say this as a NZ First voter) he actually doesn't know how to play the game at all. To his, and our, detriment.

>If you're gonna be consistent you should consider the Africans to be part of the wildlife, we messed up the ecosystem and this is what happened.
The environment is in the state it's in because of a number of things, not just white people.

Maori did horrible things to the environment in NZ too.
Asians have done terrible environmental damage, as have Abos and Indians, etc.

>>725248305
Yeah, I got the joke, that's why I laughed. You completely killed it though.

>>725248385
>I would be a national socialist if it wasn't for the fact I have zero hate for Jews
Speaking of dumb whites you dumb white. Not a prerequisite to 'hate Juden' to be a National Socialist.

That was embarrassing as fuck to read, aye.

>>725248819
looks like i cherry picked that out of context, was actually agreeing with him

>>725248916
It was good, I had to milk it..

>>725241902
How about you fuck off back to Australia you fucking illegal cyber immigrants! You aren't allowed into American cyberspace without proper authorization anymore. You cyber terrorists are in violation of the American Cyber-soverginty Act enforced by TAACO! Leave now or face the full night of Trump! Cucks

>>725248552
Lol, our debt in much much much more than that.

We owe $140 billion.

https://www.nbr.co.nz/article/nz-now-owes-140-billion-not-148-billion-rh-p-100855.

>>725248972
It wasn't that good.

>>725248916
>Not a prerequisite to 'hate Juden' to be a National Socialist.

It kind of is, that's all they have. The Nazi sold out any "socialist" ideals they had the first chance they got. The Nazis without hating Jews is nothing.

>>725249076
It was pretty good.

>>725249045
Sorry, that's from 2011.

It's $92 billion.

>>725248373
i bet you're from fucking stoke though

>>725249145
I like skinny dave grohl better tbh

>>725249148
Nope victory in town, bet you live in richmond or the wood.

>tfw /b/ rates your penis 8-9/10

Was fucking pissing down today in Auckland, could hardly see out the windshield. Drains were all overflowing, I saw a stream ready to burst its banks.

>>725249923
Did it make you hard?

>>725250009
No, just made it a hassle to drive to the Ethiopian place.

>>725250073
>Ethiopian place.
Oh shut the fuck up about that nigger hole, fucking hell.

You fucking talk more about Ethiopian food than fucking Ethiopians do, and they're fucking starving for it!

>>725250190
It's a good place, I like the food.

I don't know how to describe it.
I want to die but i don't want to kill myself.
I don't feel like i was cut out to do what was expected of me.
When i think of my future, i can't picture anything.
As much time as I feel good, i feel terrible, probably more the latter.
Feelsbad, man. I've been down in the dumps for a long time, and i feel like it isn't going to change.

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>>725251033
That really hits me where I live.

>>725251033
Until I read "Feelsbad" I thought this was emo song lyrics.

>>725244939
john key was america's bitch boy
and he was raised with a silver spoon
he was never the right person for nz

>>725251033
iktf

anyone know Stacey from the ware whare?

>>725251071
Legitimately every thread on /b/ lol

>>725251033
Are you me? Stay strong friend.

>>725251033
Start meditation, look into magic mushrooms.

Magnesium, fish oil, vitamin d. Check your testosterone levels too.

>>725251033
Be attractive
Don't be unattractive

>>725251741
Also lithium.

>>725251263
>and he was raised with a silver spoon
He was born in a state house so not sure what you mean.

>>725251801
Did I write lithium? No I didn't and there's a reason I didn't, cunt.

>>725251803
how much do you think that counts for?
dude's been rich for a long time
and his policy reflected that
go ask people in state houses what they think of him

>>725251840
Woah sounds like you hate it.

>>725251741
>Start meditation, look into magic mushrooms.
>Magnesium, fish oil, vitamin d. Check your testosterone levels too.

This is all bullshit, you should find comfort in Christ's love like a normal person.

>>725252329
Just do meth like a normal kiwi

>>725251904
You said he was raised with a silver spoon which is totally untrue and which makes his actions even worse you dumb fuck.

>says something
>it's well knowingly untrue
>gets called out on it
>oh it doesn't actually matter

>>725252107
Fuck off, 'Paul' you stupid Indian.

>>725252709
That's not even me dude.

>>725252645
being born in a state house doesn't make you not raised with a silver spoon
if I step in a puddle in the morning it doesn't mean I have to stay wet all day

>>725252709
I'm quercy and everyone knows I'm white.

>>725253906
Being born with a silver spoon in your mouth means being born into the upper class you fucking dumb cunt.

His mum was on a benefit, they lived in a state house because they qualified for it, by not earning enough.

You fucking dumb cunt.

>tfw no thicc samoan gf

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>>725241902