Face roast /b/ thread!

>>725238949
B8, no one can be this fucking ugly surely.

>>725239077
Why don't you post yourself?

>>725238949
Is your father a rutabaga?

>>725239425
No, he's Jewish

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Come on guys, post

>>725239077
Idk man, maybe a haircut and a little more facial hair, he could look better

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Hi friend

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>>725239982
We meet again, friend!!

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the only roast you deserve is the fact that you have a shot at being decently attractive, but you will forever squander any chance of becoming that way

we both know you have no willpower or drive to do anything but browse 4chan, play video games, and stalk girls you went to highschool with on instagram

you are destined to remain a fat, unkempt piece of shit until you grow old and undesirable, solely because you lack any conviction to change your pathetic life

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>>725240187

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>>725240187
ayy, ROASTED!

>>725240187
/thread

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>>725240187
Pack it up, boys

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>>725238949
Typical RuneScape player

>>725238949
Are you matt?

Is no one else going to post their pictures or are they scared?

>>725240749
nope

>>725240880
We'll you look like a matt to me.
Or a henry

>>725238949
Fuck u Corey

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Destroy me

>>725241300
you look like the generic, annoying black dude that hangs around super smash bros tournaments and overhypes every play

>>725241392
Funny I haven't played Smash in about half a year. Also I'm 100% spic anon

>>725241519
but i could tell you played smash just by looking at you once

>>725241600
Which is very impressive I'll give you that anon. Have we met?

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>>725238949

>>725241519
You're not 100% spic with that hair

>>725241706
Full on Dominican it gets people every time.

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Fuck it.

>>725241776 Dominicans obviously have pretty strong black roots

>>725241897
Navy

kek

>>725241693
no, you just gave me that vibe

>>725241930
Don't we all though? No white person says their .01% black. Both sides are Hispanic so as far as I'm concerned I'm 100%

>>725242015
Lol I knew u were gonna say something like that. I said "strong" black roots. Much, much more than .01%

I'm talking like at least 25%

>>725242133
Whoa not sure about 25% I'll give you like about 10-15% but I see where you're coming from.

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shot on sight / 10

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>>725240187
>it started off like a stern pep-talk
>mfw my sides still hurt

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Punchable faces /b/.

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Well this is new but okay sure

>>725238949
You must eat a ton of shitty foods, because you are one fat motherfucker, and don't even try to sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too.

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>>725242976

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>>725243036

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>>725242976
You look like the type of girl who's oddly attracted to ugly men.

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>>725243060
>>725243036
These are old pics but aww good times!!!

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>>725243102

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>>725243219

>>725243219
Lol okay is there a point in posting all my pictures....? Or....?

>>725242976
>>725243036
>>725243060
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>>725243219
>>725243230
>female autists doesnt exi-...

>>725243306
Its not like i posted these all myself...just posted the first pic and someone else is posting apparently

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>>725243306
stfu anon and all hail /b/'s new queen

>>725243392
If youre at least gonna post my pics you can like...talk to me directly you know

>>725243445
i'm going to meet you one day, and make a video of you deepthroating me
webms for days

>>725243575
skinnyfat jacksfilms

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>>725243392
>>725243591
don't talk to the queen that way

>>725243591
Well pretty much impossible seeing as the only person im interested in deephroating is my bf but i like the enthusiasm

>>725243665
>expectation

>>725243230
>reality

>>725243673
>a man does not ask the opinion of his mount before he mounts it

>>725243673
you'll enjoy the enthusiam of my dick in your mouth

>>725243740
Well the other was right when i was done with my costume...the one with my bf was after our night out so the false eyelashes were removed so the dramatic look is gone...plus flash bro...its gonna make crap look different

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>>725243628
wat if i am?

>>725243835
It's that in the first photo your obesity isn't obvious.

>>725243575
You look like a nerdy guy named Leonard or Zack

>>725243912
Im...not obese?
See >>725243219

Just an odd angle?

>>725243905
you're underage or barely just 18
get a job, work out, cut that hair
acquire bitches

>>725243977
dubs and you're still getting the dick
i don't care if you're a bleached whale, get that fatty nerd pussy all on me

>>725243960
do i look like i could get bitches? even though its obvious im a beta faggot

>>725243985
im 22, 23 in a month

>>725243575
>>725243905
You're cute. Have you ever tried being a trap?

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>>725238949
not even that ugly, just fat
hair is naturally half decent

>>725239982
kinda cute

>>725240085
seen you before, so fucking out of proportion its sad

>>725241300
6.5, if you dressed a bit better you'd look nicer

>>725241897
trying too hard to look nice, but not bad regardless
the smile and filter says a lot

>>725242163
tiny mouth, why

>>725242221
jontron/10
ech

>>725242770
nope.

>>725242976
i hope thats your real hair colour bc damn


roast me damn it

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>>725238949

>>725238949
this should be a face bake, because that's what you do to potatos.

>>725239425
>>725239526
This is kek

>>725244107
no, but now that you mention it i would be a sexy lady. im too nazi homophobe for it tho

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>>725244446
>im too nazi homophobe for it tho
>im
>tho

Nah, you'll be just fine.

>>725244185
Nice muffler if real homo, where did you get it?

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i'm not turning on the light for this shit sorry

>>725245037
are you super lonely? why do you post all the time?

>>725241951
Your vision is augmented

>>725245121
why are you here all the time
faggot

>>725245037
You look like the type of nigga who would roll up in his BMW and shoot up a bunch of sorority girls