Would you fuck a horse for $500?
I mean 500 bucks is a lot but I guess I can afford it
If someone would pay me to fuck a horse, sure.
>>725228672
LOL
I'd fuck one for $0.
I only have $300, though.
i mean sure
>>725228542
Do I get to stretch myself first?
>>725228672
this
it's probably a good deal
>>725228672
/thread
>>725228542
I fuck my neighbors horse for free so yea I guess so
>>725229409
sauce for original?
>>725229362
Is the horse a mare or a stallion?
How often do you fuck the horse?
>>725229504
google it
>>725229643
reverse image search comes back with nothing
>>725228542
I'd fuck a horse for free, stupid
>>725228542
sorry I can't afford $500 right now
>>725228542
moar
Already did it for free
>>725230157
story tiem?
How much for eating one out?
>>725229523
Mare. Sometimes two or three times a week.
>>725231005
green text?
>>725228542
i would let a horse fuck me for $50
>>725231005
Does your neighbor know?
Does she like it?
The fact that so many anons are willing doesn't surprise me
>>725228542
I'd fuck a horse for free
>>725231005
Come one anon give us the succ details
I used to fuck my family's horse that we kept at the family farm. I would take a chair to the horse stable when I would stay up there by myself. I fucked it a lot. When I would get blue balled by girls I would go up there and fuck and cum in the horse. Then they sold them cause no one rode them. It was crazy though I would walk down there late at late and the horse would turn around sometimes like it knew why I was there. Sometimes I would have to chase her around and warm her up.
>>725231105
Yeah sure
>find horse
>stick weiner inside
>make big cummies
>leave
>>725230250
Nah I'm shit at writing and there isn't much to tell.
Family has 10 horses so I have some fun when I go visit.
>>725231105
But in playing ps3 right now
>>725231231
No my neighbor doesnt know. I don't think she would like it if she did.
>>725231607
Refer to my first reply.
>>725231781
You can give us some details, anon. Mares or stallions? Does anybody else know? Do the horses get off on it?
>>725228672
fpbs
>>725231906
By "she" I meant the horse.
Do you eat her out, or just fuck her, or...? Ever tried using your hand/arm?
>>725228672
Quality post
I feel a horse would just kinda sit there with no input, I'd also feel massively disappointing when she's used to 13 inches.
Plus horses are so prone to infection.
>fuck horse and shoot load into horse pussy
>later find out she's pregnant
>call vet
>pregnancy progressing normally
>ultrasound reveals odd creature
what do /b/?
kill horse or conduct science?
>>725228672
>>725231937
8 mares, 2 geldings. I only fuck the mares and none of my family knows. I have gotten some of them off before usually by fisting, I can get up to the elbow in the bigger ones.
I'd fuck a bee hive on fire just for the sweet release of death, son. Who the fuck are you talking to?
>>725228542
Am I getting paid? Or do I have to pay?
>>725232229
Report to the CIA immediately, it's obvious you have some kind of super sperm. We need you for research, this could be the next step in human evolution.
>>725232035
I know what you meant. I was being a sarcastic fuck. I'm a horse fucker, but I'm not retarded.
It's a lot like what >>725231704 said. I basically use horse poon as a go to backup for when my GF isn't putting out enough. My neighbors are an older couple and I've known em for years. Started when they were out of town one week and had me going over to feed their livestock. Me and my GF were arguing about some shit or another and I'd been hard up for some pussy for a few days. When I fed their mare, she had her tail lifted a little and I caught a glimpse of that horse pussy. I thought what the hell why not give it a shot. I started by rubbing her hind quarters and just slowly worked my hand under her tail. She kind of stopped eating and snorted for a second just she didn't really resist. Long story short, ten minutes later, I had poured her some more food to keep her busy and still, and had by dick burried in her cunt. Not gonna lie. Horse pussy is almost better than human pussy.
>>725228542
I wouldn't fuck a horse for $200,000,000.
>>725232261
Do you get naked when you're fucking them, or just, like, pull your pants down?
Do you use one of those long rubber gloves on your arm or just go bare?
If you're fucking one horse, can any of the other horses see you? Do the ones watching like it, or not care?
>>725232229
>>725229409
You have fine tastes sir!
>>725232229
you're creating centaurs dude
>>725228672
HAHAHAHA
FUCK
>>725232201
Sure they're used to 13inches, but only for ten seconds at a time. Anyone who's fucked a horse will tell you mares get really REALLY into it one they realise you're not just going to cum as soon as you stick it in and then be done. It doesn't take much to get a mare to where she'll follow you around and WANT you to fuck her.
Mare fucking thread?
>>725232493
>>725232391
>I'm a horse fucker, but I'm not retarded.
Good to know! :D
> Horse pussy is almost better than human pussy.
So at this point... have you had sex more times with a horse than a human, or no?
>>725232415
I just pull my pants down, usually too cold for being naked.
Always go bare arm because I don't give fucks.
The other horses will come over and sniff the one I'm fucking, usually the geldings sniffing at her pussy.
>>725232400
>being this dumb
>>725232840
Do you have a favorite out of the 8 mares, or do you spread the love around?
Ever think about giving one of the geldings a handy, or would that be gay?
>>725232471
why thanks anon
>>725232594
they must hate stallions. "three thrusts and you're done? what about MY NEEDS, Mr Ed?"
>>725233197
Holy fucking hell, my sides...
>>725233197
>>725232391
Yeah I know to be honest. The first time I fucked the mare it wasn't bad. I expected the pussy to be really loose but it really wasn't. I nutted quick sometimes. But sometimes I had a hard time because the horse would sway back and forth sometimes and I would pop out. I guess because it was feeling good to her. One time I brought a chair that was a little to short and I was struggling to stay up there but that was the best nut I had with it. I was struggling to stay up on my tip toes. I remember my calves were so sore the next day. So I made sure I brought the same chair every time. I wouldn't say the horse was better pussy but it differently was good. But it was better then some girls I've fucked. The first couple of girls I fucked I would compare them to the horse and the horse was better feeling the same of them haha
wait am i the one paying or getting payed?
>>725232808
Nah. Number of times my penis has penetrated human flesh still vastly out numbers the times I've had horsemeat. I'm almost 30yo and I only recently started horse fucking, like in the last two years. I have some catching up to do.
Wanna know a secret? I used to fuck my sister too. I'm just all kinds of fucked up, aren't I?
>>725233197
Who knows. When it's all you get, maybe you just get used to it? Its odd though. You'd think horse pussy wouldn't be good because they take big horse dicks.. but it's really not so. Muscles, man. They do amazing shit. A mare can clench that pussy down so much it feels like you're getting a blowjob. Horse cunt blow jobs.
>>725233061
I spread the love but I do have a favorite for actually fucking it's a pony named Patty, perfect height to stand and fuck. As for the geldings they don't really react much to being touched and they are kind of nasty cause lots of smegma.
>>725232840
cut their balls off then fuck the females in front of them, that's harsh
>>725228672
>>725233570
a mare can take something the size of your forearm. do you think she even noticed something the size of a small pickled cucumber? "Why is the apple-feeding thing bumping up against my ass?"
>>725233721
>I have some catching up to do.
You think you'll ever get to the point where you *just* fuck horses? Or do you like humans enough to keep fucking them, too?
> I'm just all kinds of fucked up, aren't I?
Personally, I'm more OK with the idea of fucking a horse, than I am with the idea of fucking my relatives, but that's my own hang-up. You do you.
>>725233721
there have been any number of threads about "do mares experience orgasm?" but no answers from professional horse-breeders or veterinarians. of course, any number of confirmations from pretend horsefuckers.
>>725233825
betting you can't find a woman's clitoris either
>>725233972
pfft, give me a difficult one.
>>725233971
I've fisted a mare until I believe she came, it was a slightly yellow discharge way thicker than urine.
>>725233741
Underage horse sex. I would expect nothing less from an anon. :D
I've heard the smegma can be nasty, but never seen it up close. I have fantasies of fooling around with a stallion but I don't know if I'll ever act on them.
would fuck for free
>>725233570
Word. What color is the horse you bone? My neighbors has a white mare. I'd prefer a red horse cause I like redheads lol but what can you do? True about the swaying. Sometimes I wish she would just be still and let me hit it. She's not trying to get away, she just.. moves. But man. Nothing like holding it in as far as you can when you nut and feeling that horse poon suck your dick dry.
I've had several times where I nutted and just kept on going til I nutted again, and I hardly ever do that with my GF.
>>725233960
I'll never go horse only. Human poon is good too. There's also no real emotion involved with horse fuckery either.
>>725233971
Well, can't prove I'm not pretending. But I can tell you that yes, they most certainly do.
>>725233825
No when I was fucking her the horse would sway back and forth. I could feel the pussy tighting up and tensing up and it would get really wet. It knew I was fucking it. I would hold the tail and fuck her hard sometimes. It felt amazing after be blue balled by girls and pushing against it felt really good man. I really fucked it when I was 16 to about 18 and a couple of times after that not much because that's when I was having a lot of girls around.
I fuck my mares all the time for free.
>>725228542
>I get pussy
>I also get $500
What a stupid question
>>725234228
Well if you want to do it. I felt that way to when I was 16.and horny as hell all the time so I gave in and fucked the family horse after I got blue balled really bad on a date.
>>725234353
>There's also no real emotion involved with horse fuckery either.
If your neighbors got a stallion, and he started fucking "your" mare, would you be mad?
Nigga I'd do it tonight if someone offered it to me for free
>>725228542
It looks like a nigger pussy, not even for a thousand would you have a deal.
>>725229409
But remember that while a horse is a female, its body looks exactly the same as a male horse. It would still make you a fag.
>>725234790
They had one. Hurt his leg, got the bullet. They've said they're not getting another one, but even if they did, I wouldn't be mad.
Hell, I'd tie him off and make him watch me fuck her. I'd fuck a stallion.
>>725228542
thats little too expensive
i think i'd not pay over 50€ even to ful a human girl
>>725235095
> Hell, I'd tie him off and make him watch me fuck her.
So it sounds like there's at least a little emotion going on here.
>I'd fuck a stallion.
Just make sure you stretch a *lot* first!
I almost would go out now and do it, but it's cold and wet.
Can I just stay inside and fuck my dig instead?
>>725235278
I'm meant 'cuck'. Lol. I'm a horse fucker, but at least I'm not a faggot.
Oh yes I would
>>725235301
>fuck my dig
I don't see why not...
Horse puss thread?
>>725235475
mares love the monkey dick, stallions can't compete
>>725228672
>>725228672
kekd
>>725235475
Conversely, I'm a faggot, but I'm not a horse fucker... yet! :D
Thanks for answering questions and shit, anyway.
>>725228672
I haven't this kek'd hard in a while thanks anon
anybody got more webms?
this thread makes me want to fuck a horse
>>725236147
Asking the real questions.
>>725236147
Can't upload cause sound but here: mega nz/#!QwxRmAIJ!aT3ntpG4nYPd8dB5oANxq1OTKt1aNLef9XH7_Ak4VNI
>>725236541
Why do they pulse like that?
>>725236704
same reason why your dick twitches after you cum
>>725236704
It's called winking. Basically means she's horny as fuck.
>>725228542
I would fuck it and only for 1$
I have done sex with a pokemon
There's nothing alse to say
>>725229356
kekd
>>725232415
Do then ones watching like it? kek
Horses get pretty stretchy
mega nz/#!R0wyyYoJ!HKuVJuyLBj71Yg0VYH01zoCV-9M9ABdpEptYRTtyzqo
>>725236408
Overweight guy, shot dick, pulls out when he nuts. Why?
What do you guys think of their donut assholes? mega nz/#!8phwzCAB!0DJdeeF1Q5sAyOXxL8gEJKv7aH5f-d2M2JQDKh9CEhs
>>725237412
god please more
>>725237685
i think the biggest tragedy in life is ill never get to tongue fuck one
>>725237412
How tf do i open mega links in mega?
>>725237980
Sure. Was about to post this one anyway. She makes cute sounds in this one.
mega nz/#!Z8AXCYCD!4x7xRDXu0EOGw2hNGuqvzbEt5k4UOP67KFghNETOJ2o
I used to post pics/vids of my horse fucking shenanigans on Kik but the group I was in went dead.
>>725238052
Never is a long time. You might get a chance someday!
I would do it for free OP, stop being retarded
>>725238112
one can dream
where is all the horse porn?
>>725238335
In the mega nz links, but I ain't clickin that shit
>>725238212
You ever rimmed any other animals?
>>725238052
I feel you, I had the opportunity to a couple times but never took it up.
>>725238064
If on mobile, there's an option in the drop down list in the top right iirc "open link" make sure to add the period between mega and nz. Otherwise, just paste the link in browser with the period and it should work.
mega nz/#!p4ZnlKRa !27mSkohbme3AB78 Lqtqg3vVSQcNGgfAZRwgcLzz1tB8
Spam filter is being cancer rn
make a discord server and lets go nuts
>>725238573
nope, i have a dog but am only interested in farm animals
>>725238606
i live in the city, how the hell am i suposed to eatout a horse
>>725228542
Where are some good places to find beast porn?
>>725238606
Why didn't you? Were the camera batteries low or something?
Thanks for the Mega links, btw.
>>725238727
Going to a farm you dumb fuck
>>725238606
Says file is unavailable
>>725238606
its asking me for a decryption key
>>725238824
>a farm in a city
thats enough idiocy for one day, im off to work
>>725228672
>>725228542
same fag
>>725228542
500$? Are you fucking retarded? Get a fucking job you cuck.
>>725238925
>Hurr I can't leave the city
>>725238925
Do you know how to drive or take a bus?
>>725238606
>mega nz/#!p4ZnlKRa !27mSkohbme3AB78 Lqtqg3vVSQcNGgfAZRwgcLzz1tB8
Holy shitballs, anon. HD and a nice creampie. <3
>>725239119
two jobs and kids, theres just no time
shit i'd do it for fucking free as long as i'm guaranteed not to get kicked kek
Are there any good places online to find some porn like this?
>>725238411
Come on anon, don't you want to see a sexy mare wink like crazy while getting fucked and filled with a hot load of cum?
>>725238727
What other anon said, hop a fence or something. Glhf
>>725238781
Was young and didn't think about anything but fuckin. No prob, there's more to come. May post entire stash if thread goes well.
>>725238855
>>725238892
Spam filter was being cancer. Make sure you copied the whole thing and removed all the spaces and add the dot between mega and nz
mega nz/#!9so2xSKI!_W6jJu8bPaXrXB -NVfIx_ 6cJYkhT37lixM28nRggIEQ
>>725228542
Dickhead I would do it if I had to be the one to pay.
>>725239307
>No prob, there's more to come.
Got any with stallions? If not, it's cool.
I mean, who WOULDN'T fuck a horse?
>>725239306
>>725238775
There's a couple old eight chan threads. You can so look for archived horsefucker threads from here. There's plenty of websites that host vids, one called GayBeast is alright. Reddit has a horsefuker sub called sexwithhorses if you're desperate. Idk if you can still sub to it tho, it got quarantined cause reddit is reddit. You kinda have to just look around and kind stuff.
>this thread
Hey GT
>>725239630
Much less than my mare content, but I have a few.
mega nz/#!QkozybaZ!f8he-Yd2Qa- 4RnAYXqjaPLhxkEnbLBtd974fnenM86c
>>725239820
Is Beastforum any good? I looked at it a few years ago but I haven't tried again lately.
If I remember right, they wanted you to upload stuff before you could post or see more videos.
>>725239973
It's utter shit but there's no better alternative
>>725239870
Indeed /thread
>>725239306
Hopefully you guys don't exploit it too much so it doesn't get fixed.
But here, found it on my own accord.
go here http://www.x18.xxx/zoofilia/
Step one: Click the link you want to watch that is private.
Step two: You should get something along the lines of "¡Este video es privado!
Debes estar registrado y ser amigo de [username] para poderlo ver."
Right click the page and click "view page source".
Step 3: You'll see a bunch of junk. ctrl+F and find "var evideo_vkey = '[EMBED KEY HERE]'"
Copy the key without the quotes.
Step 4: Congratulations, you have access to every private video on the website. In the url, change it to: "http://www.x18.xxx/zoofilia/embed/[the embed key you copied]"
Step 5: Thank me in the next lifetime
How the hell does mega work. I've gone into mega, clicked open link. Pasted the link, added the . Between mega and nz and made there is 0 spaces and still nothing.
>>725239954
<3 some more. I'd love to get some stallion bukkake some day. (I don't think I can train my butt enough to take one that way.)
>>725239973
>>725239998
Yea, its pretty cancer but the alternatives are of much lower quality. I've made do without it though.
More stallion stuff for the other anon. Apologies for potato quality
mega nz/#!hpICkJ5Y!yhqqbQRLsq7zYkW-9P _W8xsL0hsQQETr3ALS9oKS1i4
>>725239307
You have to download the video? Isn't that on its own illegal?
>>725240316
just leave, faggot
>>725240135
that's a dolphin in that pic
>>725228672
>Joyful slow-clap
>impossible to find good quality video of guys fucking mares...
>>725240192
Idk man, do the other links work for you fine or is it just one?
>>725240199
Will do
>>725240437
anything wrong with a bit god-tier aquatic pussy anon?
>>725240635
other than the fact that it's pretty much impossible to tell the difference between a male and female dolphin until it gets erect? nothing
>>725240635
nothing wrong, just dolphin pussy is quite similar to human and goat pussy
>>725228542
>>impossible to find good quality video of guys fucking mares...
*cough cough*
mega nz/#!ZtJnRZrI !rjTMUc0eBxEfiSFuOC rkKkWEZKjz0qsypnvChANxRYw
:)
Always wanted to play with a horse dong, does it bug them? Will I get kicked?
>>725240791
goat and human are similar, huh? wouldn't have thought
>>725240301
> More stallion stuff for the other anon.
Thanks!
So... besides your missed rimjob opportunities, do you still fool around with horses, or are you just good at collecting vids? :)
>>725240829
Oh, man, petlust! I remember them from back in the day!
They also ran beastpaint, I think.
>>725240199
Stallion ballz
dropbox com/s/flhd474jkqyubeq/ BallsMassagingCompilation.mp4
post animal cock
>>725228542
Include me in the screencap
Depends. fuck it or get it?
>>725240974
I have a mare I sometimes fool around with. Fucked her twice when we had her in a different barn years ago. Less private now and the most I can do is slip a couple fingers in now and again. Been trying to ween myself off of it as to not get caught. Both pic and link not related unfortunately.
mega nz/#!k8wAWbIA! 67kFg36GQ0akYT2 ppkewx7HJiK2vU442j0TBysFMHP8
>>725241216
You get two cause you didn't ask nicely
>>725241216
>>725241722
>>725240135
Hey, this works!
Tip 2: on desktop, once you're looking at the video player page, open adblock's list of blockable items. There should be a link like
http://www.x18.xxx/zoofilia/media/player/config_embed.php?vkey=xxxxx
listed. Note the 'xxxxx' number, and then go to
http://www.x18.xxx/zoofilia/media/videos/iphone/xxxxx.mp4
to get a downloadable (smaller res) version.
>>725240555
you said what m8?
>>725241666
>Less private now and the most I can do is slip a couple fingers in now and again.
Darn the luck.
Is there a trail near the current barn? (Doesn't sound like it, unfortunately.) Maybe you could go out in the woods and work on that donut. :P
Gonna post some nice drawn, there will be more real. Promise.
any more horse cocks? I love horse cocks.
>>725242103
Nah. Basically zero chance. Good thought though.
>>725242194
All in due time anon
The poon is good though, /b/ros, if you ever get the chance, don't hesitate. Record it and show us ;)
>>725241877
or you can just right click it and download the full thing... but yeah, found this neat trick on 8ch/zoo and ive been using it for all my vids ever since. Full access for free feels good man :) hope u enjoy
>>725228542
I would pay up to $20,000 to fuck a horse
>yes
Larger mares/draft horses are my thing. Their thick, fat asses get me diamonds.
Only if I could use a condom. Is there horse hiv
gladly. Moar webms too
Last of the drawn. Queueing up some more mares and stallions.
>>725242652
That's kind of hot
>>725234050
That's kinda freaky...
Got any more?
>>725242297
Ever fool around with any other animals, or just horses?
>>725242375
>>725242802
making these webms on the fly, glad you like them :)
>>725243089
Tried dogs a couple times, was always too big. Not too into much else. Horses are the main thing for me. Donkeys/Zebras are cool too for obvious reasons
>>725243360
WTF YELLOW SHIIIIIIT GAH WTF MAN
>>725240135
is everything on this site gay shit only?
>>725243424
I'd like to get nailed by a big cat sometime (lion, tiger, etc), but that comes with a rather high danger of getting my face eaten off, 10 seconds after he cums. :D So that one probably stays as a fantasy.
>>725243360
>"there's no way you can get a mare to cum like that"
>the end
>ohshit.jpg
That's hot
>>725243425
Maregasms tend to be like that.
>>725243728
I think it'd be fun if zebra cock had stripes, too. You could use them to gauge how far in he was.
>>725243533
Not to mention most felines have barbed penises. Try to pull away too soon and your guts are staying with him anyway.
>>725243868
Love seeing horses cum in condums
>>725243940
Doesn't matter, had sex. :D
>>725243919
Kek
I could post some OC with my wife but better not.
>>725244079
Doet
>>725244079
Do it man, post
>>725244079
bro just blur her face or smt
>>725244079
Woman on horse is so rare, please reconsider anon
Mares up next
>>725244589
Those were some nice stallion cocks, anon.
Anybody have any dropbox links to some horse cock vids?
>>725244673
After I post these mares, I'm highly considering dumping my whole stash since thread has gone so well.
>>725244774
I think I love you
Wtf guys.
Stop raping horses pls. ;__;
>>725244819
<3
>>725244859
>>725244859
If the tail is lifted, she's ready to get fisted.
>>725244859
>implying they don't want sex
>implying he knows what they want
>implying a 1200 pound mare could be forced to fuck
cumshots plz
>yep, that's a pussy
>>725244974
There used to be a sound webm of this right?
>>725244974
hahaha, isn't that the guy who died?
>>725244974
Rip his ass
>>725245057
indeed
>>725244974
RIP K.P.
Did anybody ever notice that after he died, his employer's products started catching on fire and shit? Horse-fucking leads to better engineering.
Crotchtits are the best tits
>>725244974
I wish I could take a horse dick this far in my cunt...
>>725245181
...how far can you take one now?
>>725244974
So this guy actually got into this slowly because a car crash or something left him unable to feel his own dick.
>>725245181
You could always try a Bad Dragon dildo. Real stallions will stir your insides up.
Rare smol mare pussy
Well 500 bucks is 500 bucks
Moar tits
>>725244774
Yeeeesssssssssssss
Ending on drafts cause drafts are top tier
I really hate how fragile horses are, one injury can almost lead to death
>>725245977
I don't know that fragile is the right word, it also depends on the kind of horse.
>>725244774
stash pls?
>>725246108
Break a leg and it's extremely hard for them to heal it. They can't even lay down for extended periods of time
Thanks for cool thread. Here's my collection. Slow to grow, good content always hard to find/upload. Got plenty to keep you a while though. Sorted between pics and vids and within those are mare and stallion folders. All videos should be named in a decent manner. Favs folder in pics but its a bit small, might search through and change that. Enjoy yourselves! <3
mega nz/#F!N0gADIIY!a4N1DRBYtO3jdN44xgA3lg
>>725246397
Pics cause reasons
>>725246444
>>725228672
>>725246237
true, depends on the horses job to, if it's a sport horse they'll kill it for a broken leg, if it's just your pet with few responsibilities then I've seen them recover from broken legs. though they never are quite the same.
>>725244974
He's dead because a horse raped him.
We'll call it karma
>>725246397
Thanks anon!
I've been hanging out on this thread since it started. Many fine images from you.
>>725228542
ill do it free
>>725246505
My pleasure. I always try to hang in these thread and spread the good word of mare cunt. Holler out next time you're in a thread, I may just be there ;)
>>725228542
nah. it looks too much like ape vago.
>>725228672
>>725228672