Hoe do we fix millennials?

>>725215289
Send em to war

>>725215289
Fuck em with a dragon dildo

>>725215289
no fix it
only gas

>>725215424
Ayy lmao ww2 style amirite?!

>>725215358
honestly this would work.

too much free time and nothing to make us compete has wrought laziness and too much free time to sit and think about useless shit (read social issues)

Let the baby boomers fucking die already so I can finally get a raise and buy a house

Gulag time

>>725215289
Too late, Hither is already dead.

>fix millennials
Implying that every generation isn't progressively better than the next. Accept change you weak fuck

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This is the problem...we pandered to them , told thrm they were special...but now it must end.

>>725215595
Previous

the internet...
its simple, we have to delete the internet.

>>725215289
a damn good spanking

>>725215289
very carefully

>>725215289
you under 35?

youre a millennial fagget

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>>725215289

I've always been partial to an oaky, healthy char myself.

Bring back old sparky!

>>725215289
You start by getting that dementia checked before you post the same fucking thread again.

>>725215595
Found the millennial, change isnt always good faggot

those probably are not millennials

>>725215794
no im not, millennials are everyone born after me.

>>725215289
These faggots are into "breaking barriers". What's wrong with barriers? Maybe they're there for a reason you spoiled children.

Isn't the millennial generation from 1994 onward?

Make weightlifting and nutrition education mandatory.

>>725215289
Bullets

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>>725215358
>send em to war
Look how that worked out for the generations that raised the millenials.
9/10 of every baby boomer I encounter hates the fucking world, or themselves, or each other.

>>725215488
So you're against critical thinking? K.

>>725217813
Pretty much this. One of the only things I think should be enforced by the government, specially since people want universal health care.

>>725215289
With scissors, duh...

>>725217800
Not sure if troll... Millennials are somewhere between 1980-1995.

>>725215289
There's an actual girl in the group. They're leagues above the rest of the losers.

I think the question is wrong. How do we kill off the greedy entitle baby boomers?

>>725217800
Typically people use someone born from 1985 to around 1995. The people in OP's picture would not be millennials if the picture is recent and they're in high school.

>>725218261
This.

>>725217898
amen brother

>>725218158
so a kid born in 96 who watchs Steven universe isn't a fucking millennial?

great.

>>725218261
Baby boomers are the most well compensated generation in American History. And for some reason alot of them are hanging around the workforce, making tons of money, barely able to even type with 2 fingers, handling projects that could be done by a retarded 2 year old armless monkey.

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>>725215289

Natural Selection and Wrath.

Boom, fixed.

How many of you anons are actually other millennials talking shit about other millennials? XD

>>725218504
It's because they made poor choices with money and were forced to stay in the workforce instead of retiring. Unfortunately the causes behind this were their own faults. They voted for shit politicians who, surprise, made it nearly impossible to survive on low wages while the cost of living has skyrocketed. Deregulation in action. Special interests and corporations see our massive population as a steady workforce with a replacement willing to lick boots if you decide to unionize or think for yourself. America™.

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>>725218733

I'm an old fag with cancer who hates everyone.

Test

World War 3

Then we can be renamed "The Lost Generation 2.0".

>>725219231
You mean the bleak financial future for Millennials isn't sufficient enough to categorize them already as a "Lost Generation"?

>>725219033
Sorry about your situation. :( Sincerely, and I'm a millennial. Look into more natural remedies. They work better, but are rarely mentioned because the elites don't make money off of them.

So whats the name for people born from 1995-today? Faggots?

>>725219404
Millennials. XD I think it's about '81-'98 or something like that.

>>725219404
Generation Z.

you old fucks upset that you're going to die soon?

>>725215289
The one in white needs my cum.

I mean, um...to fix him. To make him normal.

>>725219320
No.
Pussy.

>>725218997
Fair enough brother. But I know a substantial amount of baby boomers who are doing fabulously well.

Magnitudes of difference between how well they are doing based on the work that they did, compared to how well people are doing who have replaced them.

>>725215488
>Implying generation Y has time to sit and think
We're all working 7 days a week 12 hour days. and still can't afford to live.
There's no difference between being a NEET and trying hard.
It's a scammed system.

>>725219483
So you just use millennial for every generation or did you forget how to read?

>>725215289
Not all millennials are bad. I personally just want to work hard, earn money, buy land, and settle down.

Cut off their supplies of other people's money and hand them a stack of job applications.

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>>725219390

Thanks lad.

And I've got no hope, it's spread too far.

Maybe oil would work, but that's doubtful in my situation.

First thought was: "no, those faggots are too young for millennials."

>look up actual date range
>find out I'm in the "Oregon Trail Generation"

feels good mang

In all seriousness though, millennials are fucked. The whole of their generation is polarized to fuck and back. their constantly ragged on for being entitled and lazy by other millennials who don't know theyre projecting. Baby boomers tell them the same thing, just more condescendingly, even though their the most entitled generation on Earth and they'll probably hold that title for generations to come with the way their social construct seems poised to decline.
And then there's all the bad religion, which has thoroughly silenced all thirst for community..

I'm sad now. Fuck you millennials.

>>725219661
Eh, I turned 18 the year the housing crisis hit. And I lived in Vegas, the city hit the hardest. Go fuck yourself, kiddo.

Gas Chambers

So what do we call the "Millennials" that actually work hard for a better future?

>>725219724
Oh, definitely. It's an unsustainable method of economics. It's absolutely an "At least I got mine." situation.

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ITT: you literally don't know what a milennial is

Kikes

>>725215794
Edgy.

>>725220126
Revolutionary proletariat.

>>725220126
Libertarians

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>>725220280

>>725220326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism

Origin of the term, btw. So you're halfway there, minus the capitalism garbage.

>>725220179
Thank you, this actually helps.

>>725220469
cool and nice

>>725215289
so what exactly are we mad at here? that their hoodies have ears on them?

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>>725220469
>capitalism garbage
lol

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>>725219924
not trying to derail, ignore me

>>725220326
>>725220469
>hard working proletariat is anarchist
but that's literally wrong

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>>725218733
I am one, and I want to see them burn.

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>>725215358
+1 how the crap do i upvoot on this dumbo site

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Make them eat it all

>>725220663
skeet indeed

>>725220783
that will fix it for sure

>>725217963
Critical thinking is for nerds.
You don't want to be a loser nerd right?
God Emperor Trump-a-Lump will make nasty tweets about you if you're a sissy loser nerd.

>>725215289
holocaust 2 electric boogaloo

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>>725215595
>when u are a beta cuck

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>>725220601
>implying ancaps are anything beyond being literal piles of shit.

Na now thems those new Centennials

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>>725220866

>>725215491
This tbh, we need a solid flu epidemic next fall.

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I'll get Sean to give a good talking to them.

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>>725220898
>when the objectively inferior call others betas
ok nigger

>>725219992
Fuck you.
Sissy piss baby twat.
Go cry about houses somewhere else.

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>>725221082
>saves beta
remains beta

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>>725215289

>>725221082
they have lolipop dicks?

>>725220985
nice try asshole but lefties are pro-science and will get vaccinated. oh wait.

>>725221240
that's princess bubblegum

>>725220179
>tfw different studies have different years
Most start at 1980. Cutoff is anywhere from 1990 to 2000.

I think the millenial birth range ends when the iPhone was made. Up until that kids didn't have a smart device when they were born which really fucked up this post millenial generation