This is Bob. He has a nice life, with plenty of friends and he

>>725208734

JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW BOB

He grabs his AR-15 and opens fire on his neighbors who had shit on him for years.

>>725208734
kills himself by strangling himself with the five dollar bill

Bob makes a demonic sigil on the wall out of his own feces

Bob invites over all of his friends that are girls

Dies and so does this thread.

tv up the butt

Bob cries while he hears that his parents and dog were killed in a car accident

bob looks in the drawers and pulls out his glock, then heads into the big wide world

Then he kills himself

>>725209099
fuck me

>>725209030

winrar

Best thread ever thank you based op

he shoots up a liberal art school

>>725209030

Than he smells the scent of onions?

Bob then sees an Ad
UGLY AND HORNY
THESE MOMS FUCK FOR FREE
NO CREDIT CARD. NO SIGN UP. NO BULLSHIT

Bob calls bullshit on the ad

Bets $5 on blackjack

>>725209303
Nah, cat piss

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bob has just heard about his parent and his dog's tragic death and he is now absolutely devasteted.
he gains the status depressed

1 decides what happens next

Fap to roblox porn

John from previous post that 404d comes in with satan holding a leash attached to johns neck

>>725209735
Reroll

is gay

buy some shard with the $5

>>725209626
he jumps out the window to end his suffering

>>725209626

He microwaves neighbor's cat.

>>725208997
reroll

Bob eats shit

>>725209786
reroll

>>725209841
winrar

>>725209626
bob starts drinking

>>725209850
WINRAR

you heard the man, bob. eat shit.

>>725209911
1 decided after 0 you fucking mongoloid

Nuts in his mouth

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he goes to the neighbor's house only to discover the door is locked and theyre gone on vacation, and he doesnt even know where the cat is

2 decides, forgot to say

>>725210534
Next number is? 1 still?

Bob pull out a knife and cuts off his dead dads penis and put it into his rectum, then shits it out into a jar. He then rapes and murders his elderly neighbors after eating their eyes.

>>725210534
big boner :)

>>725210583
Oh

Bob posts a picture of his dick in a toilet paper roll in this thread >>725209278

>>725210013
maybe one day i will take the internet as serious as you bub

lol nah

>>725210627
re-roll

>>725210534
He decides to burn the house down

>>725210661
Roll

>>725210692
Kek

>>725210534
he breaks through the window and attempts to rob the place

>>725210781
rolling 4 this

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he sets the house on fire
3 decides

bob shitposts on 4chan

>>725209431
NEw fag

He always wanted to see some snuf and CP shit on the interwebz, so he downloads tor but he is a massive noob and start going to .onions without any protection

>>725210929
He cums on his face

He then decides to use the 5$ to get a blowjob from the corner whore

>>725210929
he hitch hikes to a different town

>>725210983
lol

>>725210983
dammit

>>725210929
he matsurbates as he watches his beautiful creation devour his neighbour's treasured possessions and cat. it occurs to bob that he may be a psychopath, and this seems to comfort him

>>725210929
He experiences a cerebral aneurysm rupture, dying almost instantly

Bob shoots up a preschool

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>>725210692
Nice.

>>725210983
lol, wat?

Bob nukes Nigeria

Help

>>725210983
>>725211382

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqm6htwcwk

>>725210929
He kills himself

>>725208734
bob needs to give me nudes.

Bob kills Hillary Clinton and then fucks her dead body

>>725211608
bob needs to give me nudes.

>>725211382

Use your imagination and you will see how fast he ruined his life with that

>>725211663
bob needs to give me nudes.

>>725208734
>>725209626
>>725210534
>>725210929
You're worth your own tab.

>>725211720
HELL YEAH BOB YOU FUCKER GIVE ME NUDES.

Bob rapes 300 kindergartners and then destroys Africa with sex slaves riding grizzly bears high on LSD

>>725210929
bob goes back into the fire and gives me nudes.

Bob digs a narrow hole with his hands and then lays face down fucking the ground as he continues to cry.

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he finds the stuff he is looking for, but as soon as he gets in the mood, an fbi officer busts in to the room and tries to arrest him
4 decides what bob does

>>725211876
bob goes back into the fire and gives me nudes

Bob squirts cum on the officer blonding him then he shits on the floor screaming walla walla walla

>>725211891
bob gives fbi agent nudes and they get sexy.

>>725211964
fuck me...

Bob tryes to figth the oficer

>>725211891
magnet the computer quick

>>725211891
bob starts to suck his own dick as an attempt to mate with the officer

Bob, grabs the computer and throws it at the officer before he has time to react.

>>725211891
Matrix the FBI Officer and fuck his corpse.

>>725211891
Bob tries to seduce him, but he turns out to be an attack helicopter

Bob uses his Navy Seal training to do a Double Backflip Spine Snapper Deluxe and instantly kills the FBI officer.

Bob uses Jew Jitsu to kill the FBI fags and then assrapes them (Jew Jitsu is killing people with coins, big noses and karate)

>>725211964
i mean the officer does have a visor

>>725211964
Winrar

>>725211964
Kek ek ek

>>725211964
>blonding him

>>725212144
I thought that was just a stray hair like a faggot anime character

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bob has the biggest orgasm of all his life, shitting and cumming at the same time, blinding the officer with his far flung seed
5 decides

>>725212251
Either way the officers hair is going to be blonde

>>725212351
bob leaves and gives homeless man blow job

>>725212351
Bob jams a fistful of his orgasm shit down the officer's throat and chokes him to death, gaining his gun as loot.

>>725212416
>bob leaves and gives homeless man blow job

>>725212351
Bob becomes very happy, smacking the fbi guy into a pile of flesh

>>725212351
magnet computer and steal fbi officer's wallet

>>725212445
HA mother fuckers.

>>725212351
bob takes the fbi agents gun and shoots him in the head

>>725212445
Winrar already

Fucking bob is still crying

>>725212351

Goes to the store and buys a gallon of milk which he pours on himself in front of the cashier.

Bob's semen is acidic. It melts the agent

>>725212486
roll

>>725212351
bob smashes his over the head with his monitor, takes his gun and books it

He smash the teevee through the window and gtfo to somewhere

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he runs out and finds the nearest homeless man. he immediately starts sucking his dick.
6 decides

>>725213067
Bite off the dick and go on a rampage of hobo de-dicking.

>>725213067
he goes to a local cafe

>>725213067
Bob fucks kittens

>>725213120
Yes please.

>>725213067
Bob beats his ass then strips him and goes to the nearest skyscraper to throw his body off of

Bob shoves his 5 dollars up a fat ladies ass

>>725213172
>Bob beats his ass then strips him and goes to the nearest skyscraper to throw his body off of

>>725213210
Bob beats his ass then strips him and goes to the nearest skyscraper to throw his body off of

>>725213243
Bob beats his ass then strips him and goes to the nearest skyscraper to throw his body off of

Bob has diareah for the rest of the story

>>725213271
Bob beats his ass then strips him and goes to the nearest skyscraper to throw his body off of

>>725213275
Roll

>>725213067

Pisses on Eisenhower's grave.

>>725213306
fuck.

Bob sucks a babies dick

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as soon as he starts pissing another officer finds him, he should've dealt with the officer in his apartment to avoid him alerting others
7 decides

>>725213741
Bob farts

>>725213741
eat the officer

>>725213741
lick his vagina hole.

>>725213851
>lick his vagina hole.

Bob gives the officer 5 dollars

>>725213741
Bite his eyeball out and run like hell.

>>725213741
He convinces the offer to have sex with him and let him go.

>>725213741

His rancid piss brings the general back to life

>>725213884
>lick his vagina hole.

>>725213918
>lick his vagina hole.

The officer dies from herpes

>>725213901
Reroll

>>725213741
He manage to seduce the officer and fuck her.

>>725213944
>lick his vagina hole.

>>725213741
plays dead

>>725208734

kill yourself

The officer floats away

>>725213957
Winrar

>>725213957
shieet

eat the officer

eisenhower rises from his grave to protect bob

A bear that get off a zoo comes from behind the officer and the agent gets beated and raped by both Bob and the bear

>>725213957

Eisenhower is brought back to life by rancid piss

>>725214105
Roll

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they fuck for hours on top of the grave and bob gets the officers gun
8 decides

Bob gives the officer back his gun

>>725214253
eat the officer

He curbstomp's Kim Jong un

eisenhower jumps up in skeletal form and steals the gun

>>725214253
He puts it in her ass and shoots himself.

Bob takes the gun and shoves it up his ass

>>725214253

Kills officer, goes home and listens to Elliot Rodger's manifesto.

>>725214369
roll

He cock slaps him in the face while a homeless man pees on him

>>725214375
Shoves the gun up her ass.

Bob and officer eat an ice creme together

Shoots himself in the nuts, later he wakes up in a hospital with the agent holding his hands

Bob kills self

>>725214369
this

>>725214434
Reroll

>>725214253
cut his dick off, eat it and regurgitate it and dig up eisenhower, putting the chewed up dick on his face. eisenhower will become alive again, and cause the most amazing party ever.

Bob happily kills the agent with the gun

>>725214369
Roll

he shoots himself

Bob takes the gun and shoots 12 children in tje head

>>725214434
Rerollll

>>725214482
>cut his dick off, eat it and regurgitate it and dig up eisenhower, putting the chewed up dick on his face. eisenhower will become alive again, and cause the most amazing party ever.

>>725214354
Roll

Bob bites off his own dick

Bob fucks officer with gun

>>725214498
Tar.gz

He drops acid and finds the meaning to life is anime traps

Make the baby go wild for a while.

>>725214369
>>725214498
oh nice

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the officer exhausted after the vigurous lovemaking, does not notice our hero picking up the gun and sticking it in his ass, by the time the officer notices its too late, bob shoots himself. in the ass

he dies

the end

He grabs the gun and shoves it up the officers ass, only to realize the officer was an undercover prostitute and she gives him drugs to make him not feel depressed

>>725214599
Roll

>>725214834
He comes back to life as an anime trap

>>725214834
He comes back as a ghost to haunt the fbi officer

>>725214932
Reroll

>>725214932
Re fucking ROLL

>>725214932
GODDAMNIT

>>725214957
R O L L, Bob can't die

>>725214952
reroll

>>725214932
RE R O L L

Rip BOB

>>725214834
Rip In Peace, Bob

Then bob fell of bed
Noticing everything was a dream
As soon as this happen bob goes to 4chan and shitpost a lot and call everyone a faggot

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>>725214834

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>>725215670
Zombie bob rises from the grave after years of decomposition and rips away any bits of flesh left in his body, becoming a true skeleton, ready to have his revenge agains't the driver of the car that murdered his close ones, this world will pay for the pain and suffering it brought to him.

>>725215670
No :(
bob must not die
Bob was dreaming some weird shit
Then he wake's up and shitpost on 4chan harder

>>725215790
rolling

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>>725215670

>>725215916
Grave diggers arrive to steal Bob's gun and 5 dollars.

>>725215916
Bob rises to become an anime trap and swoon the hearts of everybody in the world

>>725216106
Rooll

>>725216135
Riol

>>725216106
Reroll

>>725215916
A beautiful angel comes down from the sky and gives life to Bob's deceased body and exclaim "Bob, you have been given another chance for we know that evil beings have been tormenting your soul, giving you orders from a different world" then Bob rapes the angel because she was a cute.

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>>725215916
N O R E S T F O R T H E W I C K E D

>>725216106
I command quints

>>725216318
Reroll

>>725216347
Fuck r rolll

>>725216390
Rollree

>>725216427
Reroll

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>>725216314
Bob rips off his flesh to expose his beautiful undead bones.

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>>725215790

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>>725216496
Thank you for doing this.

>>725215971
I feel bad, Bob had that $5 all along and didn't even get to spend it.