Your age: Number of women you have fucked: >No trolling edition

24
3 in the pussy

27
at least 15, not sure exact number

29
about 50+

20 4

19 yo
1fucked current gf
1 fingered ex .. finger while dating current gf

>>725201425
20
0

>>725201425
30.
Around 100, stopped counting at 75.

18
2

>>725201728
sounds expensive

20
2

I am too retarded, racist and misogynist to be able to fuck more girls than I already did

17
0
Gonna get started real soon.

29
6

23.
10
currently in drought

22 and 9

For my social standing and compared to my friends this is super low.

3
High School Ex, Fiance, Coworker to cuck some piece of shit she pitty-dated.

In that order.

>>725201425
30
0
>4chan wizard challenge complete

>>725201425
Age 23
6 different ladies.

also have a 2:1 virginity ratio

26
2

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25

Two girls. One of them was a prostitute

Age 21
Fucked 0

>>725201927
oh, uh, 23 years old btw

20
1, current gf. we've fucked maybe 10 times

>>725202064
How did you end up in this situation?

>>725201749
Samsies

35.

I stopped keeping count of bitches I fucked around #50. Too many nights waking up from a blackout completely unable to remember any of these bitches.

>>725201774
Kek. He could just be very good looking , or have low standards. I'm sure I could be up there in quantity if I fucked the ugliest girls I could find.. I could be wrong though. I'm just average looking anyways

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Age: 18
Women fucked: 1
My current gf. Thats it lmao

>>725201819
Good luck.

>>725201425
>25
>1

20
0
I've never even kissed a girl it doesn't phase me too much anymore

26

17 girls

23
0

19

3
close childhood friend, psychobitch that i didnt realize how psycho she was till later, and cousin

>>725202276
Better than none eh. Be glad you aren't a wizard.

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>>725201663
Same

>>725202237
Looks don't really matter for most girls, you need to be self confident, wear fancy stuff etc (all things I am not lmao)

>>725202282
Thanks boss. Been self-improving lately and learning tips, so it's all starting to come together.

would be interesting to see a female equivalent thread

>>725201425

9 girls fucked in the pussy.

23 years old.

Currently fucking a crazy mulatto chick. Shit is perilous

62

A bunch.

31

27

>>725201936
I'm almost there

>29
>0

>>725202472
16
26

29
2

17
3

28 years old
18
never paid for it and only fucked about 2 below my standards

>>725202472
>>725202547

>any woman in their 20s
>20+

>>725201425
her eyes are way too far away from each other

>>725201425
52
3 women
18 boys

>>725201425
22
0

... shit i got the numbers backwards

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Im 18
fucked 3 women so far in my short meaningless life
once of them is a 35 year old woman who wants me to have her kids but im just using her desperate housewife ass for some easy pussy

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22
3

7 y.o. 33 women

>>725202636
>>725202547
ayy lmao sad truth

>>725202393
Nice on the cousin.

>>725202515
I've fuck a mulatto before too. Shit was great.

19
3

>>725202539
I'll witness you, brother

>>725201425
29
around 10

>>725201425
31
1

I don't care. I'm happy af

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>>725202648
>3 women

>>725202547
I call bullshit.

>>725201425
70 or something,4 girlfriends and the rest hookers and escorts.

22
2 girls, maybe 3
Does it Count if I never got it to fit in? Like, my penis touched her vagina. If try to push it in but it wouldn't fit. She blew me. Does that Count?

>>725202823
shhh it makes him feel better about himself

34
7
been engaged 3 times, married one of them, still married 7 years later with a kid

I tend to be in long relationships, I take the "friends first" angle, helps develop trust and few surprises

>>725202866
i'm 26 btw

>>725201425
whats name of pornstar thou???

>>725202905
If you have to ask, it doesn't count.

>>725202916
>>725202823
you didn't get what he meant you fucktards (female equivalent)

>>725202905
Protip: it helps if she's wet

>>725202823
>>725202916
You aren't smart men are you?

42
0

>>725202991
busty buffy
lucie wilde

>>725203056
never claimed to be

28

8

if we're counting hookers too, about 16

30
150+

I used to be a real asshole

>>725202823
Would it make you feel better if i told you i was lying as a joke? Or would you rather believe there is a 16 year old girl on b?

>>725203074
wizard of epic proportion

>>725203056
Don't worry, I helped them cause I am really smart

25
17

17
1 current gf

we fuck like rabbits once a day though

>>725201425
26
5

>>725203101
>busty buffy
>lucie wilde
thank you!

>>725202135
I am from a religious family. Have no idea how to talk with women.

My last gf peed in my mouth... does that count?

18
Fucked 2

>>725203074
You gay?

>>725203302
you dont talk you just poke them with your cock

either you get beat down by the cops or you get pussy

>>725201425
I'm 50 and I'm one of those weirdos who has to like a girl before I fuck them. I've been married for 23 years fucking the same gal for that long and longer, and before that I fucked about 10 gals for the lulz or for relationship terms. You millennials have it easy. Comparatively. I'm not a Chad.
I did manage to lose my V card to an older gal who was very very nice to me. End.

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32
~136

>>725201819
MODS

>>725202352
are you future me? did our girlfriend not flee in the next 5 months?

>>725203316
that is kinda weird. did you like it or ask for that?

>>725203347
nobody cares

18
fucked 7

19
1

>>725201425
14

Age 21

>>725203347
Must be nice. I am glad for you my gen xer. I strive to be you one day

if you can use tinder right you can fuck dozens of chicks on campus

>>725203437
we were both drunk but did it a couple times after anyway. it was fun.

>>725203316
You can round it up.

Correction age 23
women 10.5
she let me dip the tip then pussied out

>>725203289
Lucie Wilde is retarded tho.

23.

5.

>>725201425
23

3

26, 3
but I haven't had sex in 3 years ._.

does boipussi count?

>>725203439
i figured as much. just 'butin'

31
1

19
3. 2 were meaningless but the 3rd is a very serious relationship.

>>725201425
>23
>1

16
2

>>725203613
found the micropenis

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>>725201425

16
1

9
27

46
around 15

>>725203586
>women you have fucked
>boipussi
No. Stop lying to yourself, traps are just effeminate boys.

>>725203514
noice

>>725201425
Why is her left eye trying to leave?

>>725203742
so rubbing dicks doesnt count?

18
2 but with one for almost three years

>>725203497
it can happen to you

>21
>2

Fucked each of those 2 thousands of times though

-22

6 in total so far :(, :::
1 white mexi-cuban +30
1 rican +21
1 colombiana +30
2 chinese +30
1 white girl +25

>20
>0

I find myself in a position where I want to pursue a promiscuous lifestyle, yet a) I don't know how to begin b) I'm afraid of rejection c) I find asking miscellaneous girls to fuck me to be rather rude. Any non-virgin /b/tards out there to give advice?

>inb4 virgin beta and/or PUA bullshit.

>>725203894
Even if you fuck the same 2 chicks thousands of times you still only fucked 2 chicks

>>725201425
I love her retarded, down-y face, and her hanging udders, but she's got no emotion in any scene. It's almost easier to fap to a still image of her tits while I'm scrolled past her face, than to some active fucking/blowjob

>>725203968
sure, don't act desperate.

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>>725202707
Also heres a little story about how i lost my virginity
>>Be me
>>16
>>too awkward to go out and talk to girls
>>Tinder.exe
>>Match with 22 year old college Senior
>>tell her im 18
>>we hit it off
>>only thing in common is partying
>>she invites me to party
>>Im an awkward 16 year old too scaared to talk to girls let alone go to a college party by myself
>>Im busy sorry
>>we set up movie date
>>she picks me up because no license
>>.I get in car
>>MFW how old are you nigga
>>uuuh im really 16
>>She freaks out for a second but keeps driving
>>I still have braces for fucks sake
>> we go to see kingsman
>>she buys my ticket since im too young
>>thanks mom
>>I laugh at all the immature shit in the movie like the immature kid i am
>>We are driving home and she asks what should we do now
>>being an awkward virgin i dont take a hint and i say we should break into this closed restaurant.
>>im fucking lame
>>she says she doesnt want to do anything illegal...yet
>>still dont catch on
>>we get back to my place
>>arent you going to invite me inside?
>>uh sure
>>we go inside
>>start making out in my room
>>my bedroom door is right next to livingroom, can hear TV turn on
>>Who is that anon?
>>its fine they wont bother us
>>continue
>>she has the biggest tits i played with to date
>>fucking pierced too
>>first time eating pussy
>>go fucking crazy like a fat kid with ice cream who is trying to eat it before it melts all over his fingers
Cont.

>>725203347

I still find it hard to believe that there are 50+ year old people on this site.

>>725204145

I like how it tried to link to post number 16, was probably moot talking about fapping to naruto hentai or some shit

>>725204110
Well, thanks captain obvious. I was thinking more how to ask rather than how to appear?

>>725203514
must ne nice to get down with an uninhibited girl. wifey doesn't even like assplay.

28.
16 I've had sex with.
2 I've only fooled around/gotten head from.

>>725204158
i wasn't 50 when i started lurking. this site has been up for a while. time moves on.

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65
0
:(
pls send help xx

62
0
don't count the 46 times I fucked choir boys in the ass

22
2

>>725204310
She wasn't down for anal cause of a past experience but i got some kinks out of my system

32
2

31
26

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>21
>Zero

>>725201425
23.
0 all the way

>>725204281
if you ask for sex you're acting desperate. get her in the bedroom and go for it

14
7

>>725204713
Btw I mean im 7 and I've fucked 14

>>725204772
you mean your town's priest fucked you 14 times

>>725204509
one early gf let me put my pee pee in her poo poo. none since then. that was in the 80's. she has aged horribly and used tto be fine fine fine. now she's trashy looking. i married well somehow, looks wise, and sometimes if the alcohol levels are correct my wife will say, "you can do whatever you want to me", but when the peen tries to get in the poo she yelps and runs to the bathroom.

>>725204862
was probably this guy

>>725204461

18
4

>>725204862
Shh it still counts

>>725204772
You really impressed us with your long internet penis

>>725204872
lol the first girl i did that too tried to climb up my wall like fuckin spiderman.

>>725204932
yes

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>>725204145
>>this bitch is melting all over my fingers, fingers wet and fingering her while im working my tongue around
>>she is moaning pretty loud
>>she says fuck me
>>fuck me what do i do
>>grab condom i stashed in this cowboy hat hanging in my closet
>>Im from Arizona so fuck off
>>start wrapping up my dick
>>shit breaks while im trying to roll it on
>>Oh shit i broke it sorry
>>thats ok anon. Have you ever tried anal?
>>bitch im a fucking virgin
>this grown as college girl is about to take my innocence
>>Spit on dick.gif
>>in ya go buddy
>>start humping fast as shit right away, she kinda moans/ painfully tells me to go slow
>>my bed is squeaky as shit
>>like at night when im sleeping and just roll over it make 4 loud squeaks. yes ive counted.
>> Pounding that phat ass
>>that asshole to be specific
>> reaching up under and grabbing her tits, playing with her piercings
>>now this is where things get shitty
>>pounding away when i start to smell something
>>what the fuck is that
>>that smelly smell
>>that smells....
Smelly
>>after about 10 seconds i put two and two together and realize its herr asshole
>>starting to lose boner
>>I grab my phone and pretend to look at the time
>>Oh shit I forgot im supposed to be somwhere soon
>>really anon? can we finish up atleast?
>>no sorry its important
>> turn on lights, she gets dressed
>>I grab a button up shirt that was hilariously too small and try buttoning it up and it rips
>>she looks embarrassed as fuck
>>walk out of my room
>> my mom was sitting out in the living room couch
>>you can fucking ear my bed squeak throughout the whole house let alone right outside my bedroom
>>She has the look of a mother who just listened to her son lose his innocence
>>close door behind that skank
>>As im closing the door i see shit on my finger
>>shouldnt have stuck my finger in her ass
>>go to bathroom
>>yep there is a brown ring on my dick

>>725205007
LOL

>>725204872
I did that to my ex, she said she was ready, she said no lube even if I told her it would hurt without, she ended up crying. Stupid cunt

51
around 40 or so.

27
28

I overtook my age last month and I plan to keep doing that for the rest of my life.

>>725201425
23
0

24
3

Fail 6

31 years old
Sexed 4.
Three were long relationships.

Personality is really important to me to even be interested in sex, so the effort to fuck someone isn't worth it to me unless I like them a lot.

I'm super ADHD, might have autism, so I have very little game. I can, I know how to "act out that role" but it's just fucking exhausting! If I don't like the girl on a personal level, then it seems like a lot of effort for a flesh tube.

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>>725205042
>>Take 60 minute long shower like ive just been raped and im trying to wash away the bad memories
>>I man now
>>Next day tell friends like a dumbass
>>There was this one kid who ad the same name as me and had been saying poopycock as his catch phrase since like fucking 6th grade.
>>He didnt say hi or goodbye, he would just say poopycock
>>This kid finds out
>>calls me poopycock to this day
>>10/10 would play with those tits again though

19, 2

>>725204586
That's what I'm asking. How do I do get someone into the bedroom? I'm sorry if I sound like so much of a virgin, but I always overthink interactions with people and consequences (yes, I have THAT level of autism). Should I just take her on a date and see what leads to there?

21
1

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30 years
Can't remember all 40+
And 10ish dudes

29
20 women
1 man

Married now so I doubt that number will change unless we start swinging

>>725205144
same here. they get hawt from vagoo sex and say funny things. since i'm a geezer and my wife still in er 40's she says things like she's some worldly sexxer, but when peen comes to enter pooper they go ballistic. my gal cried too. and i'm in the bed with a hardon going to softon asking, "what happened boo? are you ok?"

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>>725204145
Also it just dawned upon me reading my post that the anal scene at the end of kingsman was foreshadowing my night

20
11

>>725201425
22
1

It was 6 years ago, honestly seemed like too much effort, and I'm not really comfortable getting intimate with people. Haven't tried again since.

30, 300. I stopped at 300 because I love the movie 300. I've watched it 300 times and fucked 300 different girls while it was playing. Every time I would cum I yelled "This is Sparta!" and jizzed all over their faces. But now that I reached my goal of 300 in honor of the movie 300, I am done. I vow to never fuck another, in the name of Sparta 300 Thor and Spartacus.

>>725205483
not to mention that she didn't clean her butthole properly and my dick ended up smelling like shit (and I told her, then she started crying even more lol)

>>725205377
there is no strategy, just talk to people and don't act like a fuckin weirdo. I've never taken a girl on a date until after I've had em naked on my bed. if you're looking up pua techniques you're going to overthink everything and not act like yourself.

>>725201425
24
5 real ones
dunno how many prostitutes before i managed to find girls for sex on my own.

Still waiting for proper anal had one girl who was kinda like the girl i stuck the tip in. except she was a fucking psycho dutch girl bottled me kick me in the nuts tried to stab me with a butter knife but someone grabbed it only for her to pull out another butter knife. she did let me stick the tip in the ass but alas pussied out like the other girl. fucked me up for a while that experience she was filthy though so fuck it

>>725201425
15 3452

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19

5

28

around 35

>>725201425

32
8.5

Pretty vanilla. Usually a girlfriend, only 2 were one night stand type deals.

I say .5 because one time I was so drunk I got a half chub in, started moving, and ran to the bathroom and puked in the shower (military dorms with a shared bathroom between 2 separate rooms), then left. Didn't feel too embarrassed because she was so plastered that she fell later after I left, stopped her fall with her face, and busted her lip and chipped a front tooth.

When I saw her the next day I seriously thought I might've beaten the shit out of her or something. We both had a good laugh and left it at that. Good times.

>>725205687
So, something like "you wanna come over to my place and chill?", I presume. That shouldn't be too hard.

14
1

>>725201425

23

15 women.
3 men.

20
1

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24

13 chicks...

Jesus, I thought I was low in my kill count, but this thread is telling me otherwise

MFW

>>725202644
>>725203784
>>725204098

orbital hypertelorism. It's a sign of a variety of genetic disorders, many of which are also associated with impaired cognition. So yeah, she might actually be slightly tardy

20
W:8
M:0 Dunno if i try, maybe i'll.

>>725205042
>that smelly smell
>>>that smells....
>Smelly
Kek
You gave up too easily, but who can blame you. I dont believe for a second you lost your boner as a youngling. I couldnt loose my boner in seventh grade when we stood up for gym

>>725205896

lol 'nice guys'

22
0
Virgin fag here

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>>725205377
Just get on a level where you are friends, and you should be able to tell if there is mutual attraction or not. If there is just invite them over your place and any horny adult will get the message

>>725205906
yeah man just tell em you have mario kart or some shit. a few months ago i did a girl while listening to mario party in the background

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20 ,
First Time 5 Months with The mom from my best friend with 16teen
And i think 18 other girls fucked..

>>725205652
lol! you told her! my wife doesn't eat much and she be clean clean. not saying anything about yours, just saying my wife has eating disorder.
one time i was giving my wife the oral pleasure from behind and she farted right into my nostrils. i mentioned it ans she laughed. right then i knew she did it on purpose to turn me off. little did she know. was gross though at the time.

18
3
1 raw was best she was 15 got damn

22
23

23
W: 7
M: 1

>>725206104
My roommates have Super Smash Bros. I'll use that.

>>725206059

i think you gotta fuck a dude to be a real fag tho. you just a virgin.

>>725205042
Had shit and blood on my dick before, still not gonna stop till i finish. you could've just showered with her afterwards

>>725205377
All processes have steps and to perform correctly no step must be missed. So yeah, start with asking a girl out and taking her on a date. When you skip steps you throw off the balance of nature. If you were to skip a step in the reproductive process, then you might as well just pay a hooker for sex. You understand? Ask a girl out, date her, if things go well she will let you know when she wants sex. If things don't go well then move on to another girl. Eventually some girl and you will click and you'll be fucking. Then she will break up with you, you will cry because you're gay, and then you'll get over it a year later. Then you will be a somewhat hardened boy/man and you will gain some confidence in approaching women. You'll have a string of random sluts. You will find another girl you love and finally be over the one who broke your heart. Then that new girl will break up with you. You will cry again out of gayness. Then after this process repeats 3-7 times you will be a hardened man, uncaring, confident out of not giving a shit anymore, an alcoholic mess Then women will love you and you can have any girl you want because they'll smell your manliness. Some guys have this ability naturally at a young age. You will have to earn it. That is the process

>>725206104
Btw, thank you for giving me my confidence (and my masculinity) back.

>>725206054
I lost my boner within literally the span of about 30 seconds after smelling her shit

Why the fuck not

23
5

>>725206054
thanks mr. crabs

>>725201425
Are we counting whores?

>>725201425
24
4 only counting vaginal/anal penetration
9 counting other sexual stuff

>>725205636
Don't you have to fuck like one disfigured mutant as well since he was technically part of the Spartans for a time? So 301 but make the last one terrible

>>725201425
I'm 18 and fucked 8 women

>>725206312
Descriptive, and a bit pessimistic, but thanks.

age
woman
whores

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30
Around 25 - than it became boring.
Sex is overrated as fuck.

25/ two

>>725206435
1... ha ha ha... 2... ha ha ha...

>>725206103

>Just get on a level where you are friends

This is sexual suicide.

Do NOT become her friend.

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48
Only 4. I got married at 19 to the wrong one. I haven't had a blowjob in 29 years. Kill me, please.

>>725206510
its great if you like them first. pursuit, capture, completion.

>>725201425

>24
>15+ for sure, possibly 20+ but I stopped keeping track

>>725206510

sad but sort of true in some ways sometimes.

>>725203343
A risk well worth taking in some cases.

>>725201425

27 yo

32 (30 of them asians)

>>725205920
>>725205920
MoDS

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>>725206598
friends as in she knows you arent the unibomber or you are going to rape her

29
7
A lot lower than I expected from my life. But considering my circumstances, it's a relatively high number

>>725206598
I once became friends with a chick after a couple months of dating and wicked sexy fun. we still did it after that but i got bored of her

at that point would just get a hooker mate get the frustration and mental block out the way. save up for an actual attractive one. then once you learn that pussy is just pussy away you go. start slaying

>>725201425
37
more than 10 but less than 20.

>>725206785
that is a thing. she must've been not too smart, eh?

>>725201425
>24
>don't actually know
Never actually thought about it till last thread and math leads me to believe its a lowball guesstimate between 300-650.

>>725202276
The important question is how often do you guys fuck? I've only been with 4 girls, but each of them was 1+ year relationship that involved sex 4-5 days a week on average. Totally worth it to have good passionate sex for years instead of sleeping with cheap sluts regularly.

>>725201425
25 - 3

>>725206777
what circumstances

>>725201631
same my dude

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>>725206638
Damn man. Sorry to hear that. Any kids at least ? I always knew that after a while it will become boring as fuck ( to have sex with your wife ) but the only thing that could keep me sane would be my kids. I like to think I would be a good father one day.

>>725206905
this man knows the score

17
3

>>725206103
I think I know what to do from here, but thanks for the help, /b/tards. Now I need to overcome social anxiety to get to a good standing.

age
>21
pussys
>41

I have a list

>>725206026
Based on some of her videos, I wholeheartedly believe she is at least a little tardy. Sometimes it seems like she has no idea what's going on.

>>725206638

48 isn't that old.

women your age are good to go all the time

>>725201425
20
Just 2, one of them was my best friend

>>725206879
not really also super crazy last time we did it she wrapped her legs around me when I came. that was like a week ago i'm a little nervous

31 - 6

>>725201425
Age 19
47 females

>>725202793
If you're in a relationship with her, respected. Keep it up.

>>725206638
You married someone that hadn't blown you in 2 years?

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>>725206905
TBh i think the only people who dont like sex with cheap sluts are people who havent already caught some shit or have never started doing it. I was always into being in a relationship and stuff but after getting fucked over and hurt bad a bunch of times i just said fuck it and started hooking up with girls from clubs and bars.A few doctors visits later, a couple thousand wasted on bar tabs, and a lot of soggy condoms later I could not be more happy

>>725202937
Respected, man.

>>725203391
>faggot

19
Fucked 15.
20 blowjobs received
Stuck in pooper 3 times

>>725207194
so what's it like to have aids?

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>>725206905
Hahaha 4- 5 times a week ? Bro.. I am with my soon to be wife for 5 years ..and trust me.. I need to drink something before I would get in the mood. No.. she's not ugly or something like that, she's actually pretty hot, likes anal, gives good head and so on... But I find it more exiting to swap pictures with a 18 year old girl..which tells me how she would like to suck me dry

>>725202793
>Cucked by your own wife
Being this beta

>>725207016
2 grown kids. She talked as if she was wild in bed and wanted to do it all but never happened. I never cheated and never considered divorce because of the kids/child support thing. Oh well, fapping is always fun.

>>725207251
To each their own, I just can't get behind it. Personally I prefer a serious relationship because the intimacy makes the fucked up shit I do in bed much more satisfying.

>>725203686
MODS!

>>725207077
yes to that have not written it down but if i really thought about it i could remember all their names even when i was fucked up. would somehow remember their names then check them out on fb after to recon whether the beer goggles were working in my favor a few times i really wish i did'nt

18
2

>>725202711

Same

29
18-19
not too sure maybe im missing 1 or 2 more

>>725206944
5'3", 300+lbs, rural area (the kind where everyone knows who you are by default), antisocial, ugly, constantly mistaken for Chinese or female, poor, (recently) unemployed, "edgy", boring, chronicle depressed according to some quack, nerdy, and live with mother since father's death in 2014

>>725207521

yeah women who talk themselves up in bed are usually the boring ones... the church going chicks are the wild ones

>>725201425
26
2

>>725207729
This is more true about women than any other statement

>>725207513
cheating is for weak niggers
kill yourself

>>725207729
the wild ones are the ones who do what you tell em to

>>725207709

lose some weight homie. then find a chick shorter than you.

>>725207887

exactly. that's why church goers are the wild ones.

30 10

31 - 15
4 in the ass ^-^

>>725207729
Fuck a quiet girl in the disabled toilets at college (uk) during a free. scratched the shit out of my back and kissed me so hard she gave me a nose bleed. always the quiet ones

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>19
>1
>yfw

>>725207709
>>chinese or female

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>>725207859
Well it depends on the circumstances. I didn't slept with someone else. Just sent a couple of pics to that girl ( with me fuckin' my girl) and she sent me a couple of pics and a video while she masturbated watching what I sent her ..that's not cheating.

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>>725201425
>29
>0

honestly it hurts

21
0
Have never kissed before except for a "goodbye" kiss that was really awkard and quick.
I don't even want to do it anymore, or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
I just play a lot of vidya and don't think about it.

>>725207729
started talking to this quiet girl once in high school, church going, animal loving book reading bitch. We were making out and then she just starts saying how she wants me to take her innocence and she is saying all sophisticated and shit which kinda made me laugh to myself later on like it was Shakespeare or some shit. Fucked her good, next day i get a text saying thanks for raping me daddy. Bitch probably sent that form youth group

>>725207965
Working on losing weight. The latter is highly unlikely. I've met a total of 1 who wasn't a kid. Hell, met a 9yo who was taller than me. If I didn't find out her age I'd be a sex offender by now

>>725201425
5
Too many to count

23
10

>>725203188

You misspelled 'evolutionary imperative driven male'

25
4
>chick who popped my cherry
>my soon to be ex wife
>my best friends mom
>the mother of my child
In that order.

>>725208188
get a hooker for gods sake man
You dont want to be wizard do you?

>>725201425 20
~10

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>>725203188
You have herpes lol

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>>725207521
Well bro you have two kids. I think that's the most important thing. I am 30 and I am living with my girlfriend for about 5 years. I would propose but we are pretty dirt poor. I managed to get a loan and buy a small cozy flat.. and I am trying my best to pay the bills and put food on the table. Trust me.. I wish I could have a child, I don't want cars or women, I just wish I could raise a kid, but not in poverty like I was raised.

>>725208226
nice.
yeah the quiet ones are awesome.

my first ever serious gf was a church goer. I finger banged her in front of her church and also while she was on the phone talking to her friend.

she's married now with 3 kids. I actually miss her everyday. :(

>>725208317
>chick who popped my cherry
what

>>725208146
Yep. Never both, one or the other. Only person to guess otherwise is my oreo friend who thought I was japanese

>>725208188
How?
Are you just a social autist, ugly beyond belief, or lazy?

30 - 10

Can I just say Lucie Wilde has come a long way since her first anal scene?

Anal for that girl was like putting the wrong cap on the juice carton. If the cap was a syringe and the carton was the most sensitive asshole in the universe.

She's good now though.

28
20
Never user condoms and consequently I have herpes, hpv and gave had chlamydia twice. Fucks given 0

age 17
number of women fucked 0
I'm trying to close in a Girlfriend right now

>>725208559
Pretty similar don't use condoms either but never had stds. oh yeah i have standards

18
4
Always raw

21

4
4th is current GF and has surrendered all holes. Feelsgoodman

>>725208484
The one that put her massive dick inside hime

>>725207729
Speaking of church going chicks, I really want to fuck this girl, but she has a purity ring on. She has an amazing ass so it's really tempting. Should I, and if you say yes, how would I convince her?

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>>725202539

Just go to Vegas if you're American and fuck a hooker man. Lost my v card at 23. Overrated meme. Sure she was a 2/10 anorexic mental patient but what ya gunna do. Pussy tasted terrible. 2d is better

>>725208166
it is cheating
cheating is being unfaithful to your current significant other, cunt
unmarry now

>>725208674
Haha standards. You must have fucked 20 virgins. These things are a hell of a lot more common than you think, most people don't get symptoms though

>>725201663
we're on the same boat anon

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>>725208920
I am not married .. jesus christ.

>>725201425
23
1

>you plebs are fucking used meat

19
0
I fuck dudes

>>725202950
66ish hookers. Damn, that must have been expensive.

>>725208958
fuckin wish i fucked 20 virgins so far only 3. i don't fuck around with dirty bitches

35
2

>>725208465
Yeah that's what I did, I put my kids first. If I would've divorced for not getting sex like I wanted it or cheated and got caught, who knows how they would've ended up. They'd hate me for it. But both are successful so I can't complain.

>>725209101
You're deluded

21, 1

>>725208879

>Should I, and if you say yes, how would I convince her?

I dont really know. Sorry homie.

I find the quiet ones to be very humble and very easy to talk to. You can make them laugh pretty easily.

>>725208509
ugly and lazy, Id say

>>725208331
I don t know, do I?

>>725209081
Go suck a dick faggot.

>>725209101

>willing fucks random chicks
>*couple years later*
>OP: Oh shit! Muh T Helper cells!
>HIV: Cucked your immune response lol

>>725209414
he says he fuck dudes. he's a homo not a faggot

23

5, 7 if eating pussy counts.

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>>725209204
That's all that matters man. You did the right thing, and I think that many men sacrifice their happiness for the good of their family. Maybe that means to be a real man. Stay strong ! Also all the best to you and to your family !

>>725209483
says he fucks dudes yet is on 0. might still have a chance

>>725209250
sorry you got diseases