I'm a sexpat in China AMA

>>725186500
kill yourself faggot

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why didn't you go to a country where there women are vaguely attractive?

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>>725186797

I'm from yurop, went to Japan, didn't like it much, lived in south east asia but the girls are dog tier retards, moved to China, pleasantly surprised by the dystopian cities.

Chinese girls are really easy to come by, which is not surprising in a billion people country.

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No more questions?

>>725187598
what's a sexpat?

Kinda like pat a dog, but I think they pat your Dick

>>725187721

Someone who lives in another country mainly for sexual purposes and less for making much more money than at home.

A pun on expat.

>>725186500

How big is your cock and how do the girls like it? Always heard Asians have the smallest dicks and I'm wondering if I could go over there and feel like I'm packing serious heat.

are you bald and ugly? cause thats the most likely hood of a sexpat

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>>725188446

15-17cm I think. Not mandingo but not small either.

Women can expand so I can get it all in but it's very big to them.

I don't think chinese guys are jap tier small but I'm definetely a lot larger.

>>725188683

I'm fit, conventionally good looking (although never had luck with white girls cause not swole), white and 30, so not the traditional gutter tier country sexpat (Thailand, Phillipines).

>>725186500
What do you do there? Also:

If I moved over there with a high quality fake degree, just to teach English, whats the chances I'll get caught out?

>>725188881

>What do you do there?

Online work from home.

>If I moved over there with a high quality fake degree, just to teach English, whats the chances I'll get caught out?

No idea, but visas are tightened up every year to some extend.

In lower tier cities where western foreigners would normally never go cuz boring and shit pay (like $1000 or less) you'll find russians and the like with broken english and no degree of any kind.

>>725186500
Can you give a tldr of what you do, how you got there, how you go about meeting women, daily life, etc? You know the whole thing.

what could a 20 something with no experience but 25k saved up do for work in China.

>>725187598
This you?

How much did it cost in that situation? And, how much does it cost on average?

>>725189309

>Can you give a tldr of what you do

Online work from home. I used to be involved in import / export on my own but my current job is easier and more steady income.

>how you got there

Visited in 2008 or so and thought it's actually a nice enough place + easy poontang.

>how you go about meeting women

I just chat them up real quick and give them my number. There are zillions of people swarming around, so it's not as awkward as in a western country.

>daily life

Work, chill, have some girl come over at night, almost only eat out cuz it's not really worth it to cook for me.

If you're from a native English speaking country and have a BA or above you can teach English and make 2k a month or so which affords you a good lifestyle.

You can try to find a normal job as well, but it's mostly high stress, shit pay and worse treatment, cause chinese companies are meat grinders.

>>725186500
Why are you such a faggot?

>>725189258
Thats good to know. I've heard they'll hire any white guy that shows up but I didn't know they hire Russians. Dam they must really need teachers there.

>>725189403

Not me. I don't really need to do hookers cause girls who'll do it for free are readily available.

Cost I'd say about 80-100 USD in a higher end spa with good looking girls like her.

>>725186500
Fav food? Fav band? Fav youtuber? Fav film? Fav animated series? Fav ice cream flavor? Fav TV series? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? Any Netflix recommendations?

>>725190107

Any white face = chinese parents will pay premiums. In low tier cities that aren't super developed they can't tell the difference either way.

As long as the school pays off the local officials nobody will bother you about working illegally.

>>725187107
Jet li / 10

>>725186500

Kim Jong Un / 10

>>725186797

Maggie Q / 10

>>725190117
Seems like a stupid question but, do you speak chinese? If so, how long have you been practicing for?

>>725190898

Yeah I do. Spoken I learned fairly quickly (probably took me two years until I was nearly fluent), written is tough and I'm still learning.

Random people don't really speak English so it's tough without it, but easier nowadays with translation apps (google translate is blocked though)

>>725190898
Nope no English anon. It's more difficult than you think.

>>725190096
This

>>725190269
Answer this one faggot.


>>725186500

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>>725186500

>>725186500
have you ever gotten one pregnant and do they let you creampie them?

>>725190318
Nice one, sounds like I'll look into it some more then. Thanks anon.

How do you go about food? There are many stories about fake food and shit like gutter oil.

Any knowledge about thailand? A few years ago i had a company offer for a nice job there but i wasn't really willing because of terrorist attacks seemingly motivated out of hate for the fucked up sex tourists so i noped out as i didn't want to get caught in the crossfire even if i was only to work there.

whats the age of consent in china?

do you mostly bang hookers or normal women with jobs?

>>725186749
Fuck off you whiny white knight virgin.

>>725191940
I'm also curious of this.

>>725191722

Never got one pregnant but they def want my seed raw.

I don't like it raw cuz I don't want to catch STDs and I don't really want to knock up a girl.

I made one take the morning after pill. She told me it wasn't necessary cause she didn't get preganent easily (yeah right lulz).

>>725186500
nastiest/sickest thing(s) you ever made a chinese girl do?

>>725186500
Hey OP, I personally prefer SEA girls but to each their own I guess. Good on you for doing what you love.

>>725191984

normal women with jobs, I don't do hookers because I don't really need to - nothing wrong with it though

>>725191940

banging underage girls won't fly in china and you'll have their parents and the cops on your ass

18+ looks young enough even for you pedo faggots

>>725192303

ass to mouth, I just pull it out and fingerbang them to extasy so they're super horny that they aren't bothered

I also like to get my ass licked

>>725192633
that is significantly less nasty than i had expected tbh

Do you pay for your sex or do you just hook up with local women?

have you ever done an MMF or gangbang of a chinese girl?

Any pictures?

>>725192918

I don't pay. I'm sure lots of them think their payoff will be a greencard though. I lie about being from Los Angeles, cuz murica is still god tier to them.

>>725192938

nope, one on one is enough for me

>>725193104

Nope, there are zillions of porn pics out there of chinese girls though.

>>725193104
Literally Google nude Chinese girls faggot.

>>725186500
I'll inheritance about €5000 soon. Maybe close to 10k. Is Thailand worth it to fuck some prostitutes? I've heard Pataya is the place to be.

>>725194190
He's wanting to know if OP has OC you dumb cunt.

>>725191878
>>725194467

>Any knowledge about thailand?

Any longterm sexpat become suicidal there or alcoholic.

It's a dog tier country with monkey tier people and I wouldn't go for anything but a quick hooker trip.

>>725194467

There are tons of FKK clubs in Germany where you can bang hookers for 50 bucks.

Thailand ain't what it used to be. Nowadays it's 30 year old single mothers with scars unless you go where the thais go and pay 100 bucks to fuck girls that aren't butt ugly.

I'm not a big fan of Thailand at all.

>>725195039
They all literally all look alike. Your dumbasses will never know if it's OC or not.

>>725195045
Do you know any places in Germany? I live close to the border. I've tried to find some places but only expensive ones. 50EU for all night is what I heard too. And you can fuck random ones.

>>725194467
Not OP but yeah Pattaya is bomb as shit. 10/10 girls that are cheap as fuck.

>>725195561
I like the idea of bringing them to your hotel and do whatever u want to them.

>>725195361

Google FKK clubs Germany.

It's 50 for 30min I think + another 50 entry fee to the club (they're mostly really nice).

This one is the biggest in Berlin for example:

https://fkk-artemis.de/en/home/

>>725186500
How hard is it to get some drugs?

>>725195314
Nice bait retarded, mah white pride. Fuck off with your shill mentality.

>>725195818
Only niggers use drugs faggot.

>>725196045
I'm Latino you nigger.

>>725195314
>They all literally all look alike.

That has nothing to do with OC you fucking dunce. Must be hard not understanding a conversations piece huh?

I'm 27 and am actually learning chinese to do the exact same thing OP. "Sexpats" may have a bad reputation but at the same time, white western women are horrendous. They're all either fat, or incredibly picky and entitled just for being thin.

Good luck to you

>>725196045
>>725196107


hahahaha fucking race baiting mongoloid.

>>725196045
you should kys you faggot hahahahahaha loser

>>725196107
Good thing I know that huh being on the internet and all. Now piss off you fucking cuck.

>>725196255
Faggot

>>725196318
You're the only cuck I see. Defending your boyfriend and shit.

>>725195818

Easy but if you get busted you go to prison, so not really worth it...

>>725195751
Nice thanks a lot man

Walk us through how you got local girls to get in bed with you? Are most of them horny? Did you often use protection?

>>725196440
What ever helps you sleep at night shit poster.

>>725196587
All of them are horny anon. All I really need to do is be white and semi handsome. If anything they flock to me cause they assume I'm rich.

>>725196633
Kek
Same to you faggot. I dig your shitposting as well. Hopefully we can be friends irl one day. Hope you have a great weekend dude.

>>725195683
buttstuff?

>>725196720
Where do you go to meet them? I've been in China several times, and am going back soon I'm 9/10 in America but I'm shy as fuck so where would you go?

>>725196500
You can't just bribe them?

>>725196587

>Walk us through how you got local girls to get in bed with you?

Hand number wherever I'm at (mostly malls). Arrange youku & chill.

>Are most of them horny?

Yeah, super wet, race mixing is really exciting to them. Don't expect white girl performance though.

>Did you often use protection?

Always, but I skipped it before with a regular that I creampied and made to take the morning after pill. I don't want STDs cause I don't trust chinese doctors and yeah chinese girls got STDs as well, not just niggers and white girls.

>>725197202
Virgin here, white girl performance?

>>725197071
Bars, restaurants, music venues, work. Pretty much anywhere young attractive people gather

>>725197071

That guy wasn't me.

If you're shy you may or may not get lucky with some girl who has been around a lot or is ugly. Happened to me on rare occasions in a club where I was approached.

Just as anywhere else in the world you're expected to make the first move, sorry bro.

>>725197171
Yes but it can get pricey. Cause the whole country is corrupt as fuck.

>>725197490
This guy isn't me. Don't listen to him. I'm the OP.

i live in japan currently; biggest thing i've learned is chinese girls are better. going to china in may for a week then maybe moving there this summer: Shenzhen. any tips?

>>725197202
Wife wants me to move back with her to China to live in Guangzhou.

I have only 2 years of post graduate experience. What is the likelihood of me getting a none English teaching job?

Her family is very rich but even they can't find me an English based job which isn't teaching English.

I don't want to be seen as the typical english teacher loser.

>>725197374

Chinese girls aren't really vocal or slutty performers for the most part.

You need to teach them how to suck dick and move them around into new positions like a doll more often than not. Some can ride a dick well though.

>>725197747
Accept your fate. You couldn't make it in America so you're downgrading to China. You already lost.

>>725186500
Do they like big dicks?

>>725197747

Start your own biz or you can also look for remote jobs. I work one. You can also just chill and let her work.

I have met some guys like that, they're usually stay at home dads, some old, with a beer belly and ugly but kinda arrogant so their wifes don't feel like he's a loser even though he is.

How did you get your visa? do you need a job?

to teach english does a TEFL certificate suffice? I know you said russians got the job but what about a mid tier city like harbin?

any tip you have to a fellow anon is welcome. I absolutely want to go to china, probably just for a year. I will do anything to go, whatever shit-tier job you have is fine


btw I'm not a native english speaker but honestly I'm skilled so I dont mind saying I am. do they hire people that arent from the US or UK?
>white and european and perfect spoken english btw (also tefl certificate and english mastery certification)

>>725198169
Yes obviously. Anything bigger than 4 inches is considered massive to them. If you're even average you're a God anon. Have fun nigga..

>>725198593

>How did you get your visa?

I go to Hong Kong and use a visa agent there. They get me no questions asked visas. This is easiest if you're based in southern china but flights are cheap enough either way.

>I know you said russians got the job but what about a mid tier city like harbin?

I never went there but it's bordering russia unless my geography is off so that might not be the optimal choice.

>any tip you have to a fellow anon is welcome.

if you just want to go for a year maybe study on a scholarship and teach english 1 on 1 on the side

if you're on location you can just go around to random english schools and talk to recruiters in person

>>725199676
I've heard China has just as many designated shitting streets as India, is this true? Have you seen it? What's the best Chinese beer? Is it tsing-tao?

>>725186500
I want to go to Japan - Tokyo... Where can i find hookers? Preferible a safe place like a red-light district like the one in Amsterdam?

I saw on backpage but girls charge you $300 USD or more for less than an hour, how much are popular girls and is STD safe? Thanks m8

>>725200193
Not true. But many bathrooms are squat-style shitters

>>725186500
Where are you located? I'm also an expat living in China. Have a Chinese slut wife.

>>725186500
Can you post real hot Chinese students?

>>725200193

No street shitting unless it's a kid but they usually hold them over a garbage can. Zero fucks given.

>What's the best Chinese beer?

You can get all kinds of hipster beers in first tier cities so no need to drink shitty tsingtao.

>>725186500
Got anything from 'stupid girl'?

>>725200513

Students mostly wear ill fitting clothes. I'm not a pedo, I like 18+.

>>725200690
>I'm not a pedo, I like 18+

fag

Why don't you just sexpat in America?

>>725200671
>not a Pedo, only like 18+

But they all look like 12 yr old anon?

>>725191189
>google translate is blocked
What about Hola and other VPNs?

>>725200898
Cause he's already fucked American chicks and he wants some excitement and something new in his life dumbass.

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>>725200898

Working the fields with mexipepe while paying jewed up rents and begging some landwhale to give me the time of the day? Sounds like a plan bro.

>>725201208
Hola means hi in spanish. Try again sweetheart.

>>725186500
Where are you located in China?

>>725201208

I use a VPN but most china newcomers don't think far enough ahead and find out they can't signup / download the software cause b& lulz

how do you pick up girls if none of them speak english?

have you sexpatted in other countries? how do they compare to china?

>>725201427

Why do you care? Guangzhou though. Been living in Shanghai and Beijing as well.

Chinese cities are all more or less the same with slight variations.

>>725197747
I'm in a similar boat as this guy

I'm all for travelling there, but I'm worried about not being able to access my business stuff or certain websites I need. Are there any good VPNs that aren't absurdly slow? Can pay money for them?

Been to Thailand twice. Fun for a holiday but if you're moving to one of those places just for the cheap hookers your basically giving up on finding a stable relationship

>>725201633

Ya, I like Vypr. It's abysmally slow without a china telecom VIP line though, which I pay 50 RMB a month extra for.

>>725201596
Explain the variations tho?

>>725190269 you never answer this one butthole.

>>725200690
Yeah, I meant English learners. Hot ones from 20 to 40 in age.

>>725201731
Why do you europoors call it holiday? That's the stupidest shit ever it's obviously called a vacation. A holidays Christmas or Easter.

>>725200690
Pedos go for pre-pubescents. That's not what we're talking about. Age of consent in China is 14 for both sexes.

>>725197950
From Australia working at a tier 1 construction company as a junior project manager, don't think so buddy. She wants to live in her $10m Penthouse in China rather then the $3m one here in Australia.

>>725198219
Thats my problem. I don't want to be seen as one of those losers.

I contemplated trying to start some kind of construction company but I doubt I can learn Chinese that quickly to do anything.

How long does it take to learn decent Chinese skills?

>>725201633
I'm worried about being seen as a leech to the rich girl.

Finding English speaking companies which are not teaching is near impossible.

>>725201731
Enjoy your aids nigger and knowing you can't get laid without paying for it.

>>725201343
Hola.org means VPN on the Internet, young man. Learn to read. Try to think.

>>725187598
Source? The girl in the middle looks Japanese. Very nice quality girl though. Usually at least the Chinese are more brown and have this ugly nose and genetics. But there are quality ones too I guess. What's this photo from?

>>725202277
Nice double dubs but youre still a faggot.

>>725202304
That's Hitomi Tanaka anon.

>>725188749
lol thinking you're big with 15-17

>>725202132
>I'm worried about being seen as a leech to the rich girl.
Yeah I'm in that boat too, which is why I need to do my own businesses. I eventually want to take them to China, but am worried about internet service

>>725194467
Pattaya is really shit. Mainly because thai girls are shit

>>725202350
Double dubs. Means truth.

>>725202473
Says the neckbeard faggot from the Internet with a micropenis.

>>725201915

>Explain the variations tho?

Landscape related, local foods, some old areas, nothing super major. Blame communism and very recently built cities.

>>>725190269 you never answer this one butthole.

too many questions, chinese girls have weird public hair so I'm kinda on the fence but normally furry

I like armpit hair as well. It transmits the scents best.

>>725186500
>in China
Big place. Whereabouts?

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where can I find me a Thai bitch, niggas?

>>725202142
One way or another, you always pay anon

>>725202589
You have time to answer my shitty questions. Don't lie anon. You'll be making a homo anon happy. Just answer them Asshole.

>>725202704
Dammit anon, you got me speechless and shit. Hope you have a great weekend knowing I won't.

>>725202665
any bar in Pattaya

>>725202589
>Explain the variations
Paul Theroux wrote a book about that called Riding the Iron Rooster. A bit dated now but still better than an AMA answer on /b/.

>>725186500
what the fuck is a sexpat. Why wouldn't you just say whatever the fuck you are faggot

>>725202665

KFC spotted in the background

>>725202900
Lurk more.

>>725202900
Nigger, read the whole thread faggot.

>>725202929
I found a KFC in Madrid in 1969. MuriKKKan franchises are a cancer on this earth.

>>725202394
It's not, sorry but I'm not blind...

>>725203020
fuk u nigga

>>725200406
>Chinese slut wife
Explain

>>725203020
Enjoy your shitty teeth europoor. Assuming you're a Spaniard, you lisp like a faggot. Learn to Spanish.

>>725188749
Look at the bottom of her tongue. Nice red dimples. Herpes or HPV?

>>725203168
Explain >>725203168
Your explain anon?

i lived there for 2 years before university came home because i could get a scholarship because i learned chinese so fast and im going back in august, OP is bigging it up too much its a shithole and he'll get sick of it within the year

You have any fwb's or do you different every time?
Do they cuddle?

Asian Attractiveness scale

Japanese > Korean > Thai > Chinese

>>725202665
Why you'd need a Thai if you can have a tight Chinese

>>725203788
they smell like dead domesticated pets

>>725196823
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you don’t feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you’re not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize that I’m right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn, there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about “butthurt” or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even “OC”? Tsk tsk. Hard to say, don’t want to get embarrassed anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette. Fucking idiot!

>>725203424
Singapore->Japan->Thai->China->Korean

Too many fake ass SK cunts with plastic surgery.. Huge turnoff.

>>725204037
tl;dr

>>725204099

Lulz ZINGapore, dem bitches be cray.

All of dem soulless harpies thinks they deserve a white hollywood multimillionaire chad thundercock.

If you thought white girls were delusional you have met their master.

>>725204037
Kill yourself, autistic piss of shit.

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>>725203168
When you assume, you make an ass out of yourself. Maricón sin tetas.

>>725202929
lost

>>725203424
>Jap
not attractive unless they've been mixed. Have you seen the purebreed apes?
>Korean
too much makeup or surgery or both
>Ladyboy
ladyboy
>Chinese
gook

>>725204403
Eres español?

I'm out /b/ros, gonna head to Hong Kong for the weekend.

I'll post again if it's still up tonight.

>>725204099
>Singapore
not much different from those malays. both pretty crazy and believe in stupid black magic witchcraft shit. looks aren't that great

as to the rest,
>>725204441

>>725186500
test

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>>725203168
>>725203291
anything more to say?

>>725204491
πολίτης του κόσμου

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>>725203424
Tetsuo gets it

>>725204742
Nice b8 m8 but I've seen that pic posted a ton already. That shit ain't OC nigger.

>>725204798
Puto come mierda

>>725205012
Que te calles, putito de Aznar.

>>725204816
case in point. fucking look at these disgusting things

>>725205110
vete a tomar por culo

>>725204253
>>725204374
Hello newfreinds

>>725205965
Lying faggot. Literally nobody believes you butthole.

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>>725205121
It's complete lie about oriental women being beautiful. They either cake themselves with makeup or go to a plastic surgery. Such a shame. There are 2 billion of Chinks and just by the numbers their genetics aren't that good...

>>725196045
>>725196310
Jew.

Anyone have a working torrent for the Chinese Loan Shark Leaks

>>725204742
Why do oriental women have this fucking line going up their stomach? Is it hair or literally a groove? White women don't have this. Also the dark brown nipples are fucking disgusting.

>>725206416
Pregnant chicks get it

>>725206135
nice to see getting dispossessed from my OC and OC is considered as some web material :)

>>725204723
love this slut sucking two dicks... any more of her?

>>725206596
win

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I read the thread. I haz questions:

I'm a "well spoken" black guy with $55k in the bank, no debt, good job, etc, etc

Would a man of color get any respect over there? From employers, local girls, or sluts?

Could I get a job teaching english or is it a white-people only profession?

>>725206205
Not looking to have children, so if they get plastic surgery, why would I care? Just makes them prettier for me.

>>725186500
Fit black guy (lighter skinned) who looks like a 5'11" version of Kobe Bryant. What are my chances there?

>>725207067

I'd say being black in non yurop/murica sounds terrible

>>725207067
Niggers don't even get respect in Africa. Lurk more faggit.

>>725207067
I heard they're quite racist

>>725208126
Not a nigger. Get your terminology right, sir.

>>725208160
I know they're racist towards darker skinned asians but perhaps that I could put the more positive stereotypes in my favor. Kinda like how Denis Rodman is treated like a god in North Korea.

>>725207640
Possibly. I'm going to Japan next year. I'll find out when I get there.

>>725207067
Not sure about China but in somewhere like Thailand you're gonna be mostly shit out of luck without going to the brothels/clubs that cater specifically to black dudes. China I suspect would be even worse

>>725208487
So basically, I'll have to go to Thailand wearing a suit. Thanks anon.

>>725208685
Thailand is better anyway because it is a Buddhist country.

China is a stinking rat hole and Chinese people generally aren't that nice. Of course in Thailand you need to be careful not to get mugged and keep your eyes open in every situation.

I wouldn't go to China regardless of my skin color.

>>725204037
Kek this is a great piece of writing. Maximum enrusslement.

>>725208912
>mugged
You're probably 100x more likely to just get ripped off/scammed than mugged threatened with any sort of violence (as long as you're not violent yourself). But yeah they'll try and rip you off constantly.

>>725204302
Zingapore.. I would have to agree, a lot of the city dwellers are such wannabe princesses. Gross.. Feel bad for the locals there

>>72520848

Try Bali. I've been using tinder plus to match with people in Bali and get hella responses.

Actually, if China has tinder (doubtful) use tinder plus to set the search area for that and see if you get matches.

>>725204037
kek is what lol got translated to for alliance players in WoW when a horde player typed lol

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>>725206205
>There are 2 billion of Chinks and just by the numbers their genetics aren't that good...

80+% is not too bad

>>725186500
Where's the best place to go? Anywhere similar to Pattaya? How much does a ST/LT cost? Are the girls mostly freelancers or do they work in hostess style places?

>>725209400
bottom left and bottom right are decent.

>>725201453
vpn software is built in to your smartphones and windows and linux, etc.

one need only make a phone call and explain your situation to the operator/admins of a vpn provider, then arrange payment, get ip addresses, make login&p/w then after first connection Immediately change the password several times in a row and using diff server connection while browsing various busy bidirectional-traffic laden websites and change the password And login name. Arrange this with the vpn provider beforehand and call them again afterwords to ensure they think youre still You in a web chat and on the phone and your problems are done. Dont use entire disk OS encryption unless you want detained or suspected of being a spy. dont bother with hidden OS encryption either- the backdoors are mathematical and not in software. They dont use thousands of processor servers or vidya card cores- they use ASICs and FPGLAs decrypting AES(any) so keep your nose clean and dont photograph anything they might think is important. Browse natively (with VPN off) but inside a VirtualBox windows 7/8/10(ew!) so you can roll back the fucking trollshit you get. this will keep them happy knowing they can see Something of your mundane internet use. Use windows if you must but dont forget antivirus, reinstall once every few months in case you cant manage to evade troll/trojan websites. Use the VPN and enjoy your stay. Try to avoid fake food, if you befriend a somewhat upscale family they can keep you healthier than you guessing what to eat. every Grandpa Chineseguy vicariously wants you to take his son or grandson along with you as wingman and hoping your success is infectious.

>>725209135
That's what I meant but I'm wasted..

This is what happened in Thailand few years ago, heard from friend. His friend was leaving Pattaya and was on airport waiting for his flight. He proceeded to go to get something from tax free shop. He got a receipt of his purchase.

On his way out the security guard stopped him and asked him to show the receipt. Security then said that the receipt doesn't match with what was in his bag. Because it was written in Thai, the shop was working with security together in the scam.

They then proceeded to demand a payment... It's corrupt as fuck.

>>725209719
Yeah that sounds about right! Cambodia is awful for it as well. My girlfriend (a Thai) and I were getting stamped out of Cambodia back into Thailand - the Cambodian immigration official demanded money for getting stamped out. She paid it because she'd never been out of Thailand before and assumed that because we'd paid to get in (visa) then maybe we had to pay to get out too. Unbelievable.

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Found this on the last Asian hooker thread.

>>725206596
only Some human phenotypes grow a treasure trail on their bellies and have Extreme darkening of the Areolae and a dark line of Alien Baby Chrysalis up the belly. Disgusting persian, arabian, indian, Amerindian(woo woo/casino indians), south american mestiszo, latinas, also can get a dark ass fucking Triangle of Taint darkening too. Brasilians can Start with the dark triangle of Taint but you already learn if they have that cause itll be noticeable Before they pregnant. Brasilians are like- the Best at sex, cause the american black Twerking is only a Fucking Fraction of what Any brasilian girl is capable of as soon as the equivalent of middle school age.

>>725210006
He didn't have time to hassle so he just paid and left the country. But this also happens in hotels and with some of the girl escorts you might bring to the hotel. The hotel reception works in tandem with the girl and local police. Etc.

>>725210694
That's Tesco in UK.

>>725202085
A holiday is time away from work, retard.

>>725210006
Cambodians are like the Latinos of SEA. The algae-healthy-chlorophyll green tinged makeup fad is Horrid. they already are tinged funny. Vietnamese at least look lighter n taller, thinner but thats only cause generations of Yuropeans i think

>>725211044
Looks more like a 711 in South East Asia. SEA has a million 711s per square mile.

>>725211578
Vietnam is probably my favourite between it, Thailand, and Cambodia. In terms of scenery and the 'straightness' of the people. Worst in terms of food however, Thailand still retains that. And Thailand definitely has that 'fun' factor. I'm not much of an expert on Cambodia or Vietnam as I've only been there for short trips but I've lived in Thailand for over a year.

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>>725211816
No, the milk is exactly same as in UK and the basket as well.

>>725211816
I think he's right. The offer signs, the fridge, the tiles, the colour scheme of the milks. All looks very much like a UK supermarket to me.

>>725206382
whats that?

Is china as dirty as people make it out to be?
Do people also not care about their hygiene in china like some people say?

>>725211903
The horrific past events in Cambodia are still affecting the people. It's not been long enough. And also, I certainly hope Cambodia will not become this kind of tourist attraction anyway.

>>725211816
Its a Tesco for certain. Same pricing font, colour of pricing and the milk you can sort of see are 3 litre versions, most places here sell it by 2L.

Source? I'm Irish, we also have Tesco stores.

>>725212152
Cambodia felt very, very unsafe to me. In the touristy spots at least. I did have very nice time however in a lovely little place called Kep. Still touristy but nowhere near as bad as Siem Reap, which is one of the worst places I've ever been to.

>>725212440
Now we just need to track which place it is. Does the image have any metadata? Maybe she's a "massage therapist".

>>725212002
Really dude? China had these loan sharks who exploited collage girls for nudes and vids of them batein in exchange for money if they didn't give money back they posted their shit on the net which they ended up just doing it anyway.

>>725212531
In the past Cambodia was like wild west. I've been reading stories about it on some traveler forums and shit.

>>725212440
Anon who posted it says it was in an Asian hooker thread.

>>725186500
i thought Chinese girls were uptight? you banging hookers?

>>725211962
tropicana is disgusting.
i understand that the UK cant currently grow much citrus fruit- so I wont hold that against you.

Your grandchildren can walk amongst the newly-planted citrus groves of a greatly foreshortened Cornwall thanks to global warming. You can thank Welsh and English coal and the industrial revolution for that. Everyone wants the same thing, toys, gadgets, easy pussy, and fun imported foodstuffs.

>>725212564
So now we need a cork board, string, thumbtacks, and pictures of murderers and we will have a case to solve.

>>725212783
Don't forget the van, duct tape and chloroform.

>>725212655
Checked. Also she's Asian, could be a prostitute and be in England at the same time...the more you know!

>>725212564
If its got data, you'll know for certain. I can't be bothered to check if I'm honest, as its 03:39 here and lazy etc.

>>725212653
Yeah I think it used to be a lot worse. Phnom Penh is nice enough. Funnily enough they seem to have something against the Vietnamese (I believe the Vietnamese actually stepped in against the Khmer Rouge). Similar in a way to how the Thai's view the Burmese.

>>725213090
They hate the Vietnamese for rescuing them?

>>725212655
Protip. Asian hookers are everwhere. Asian hookers have visited arctic research stations. Asian hookers will outnumber teachers in space at some point. Asian hookers will probably comprise a significant proportion of the humans sent to colonise the planets of other stars, mars, and moons of Saturn and Jupiter.

>>725213038
Seems unlikely, most Thai hookers at least don't get trafficked to Europe but rather to the Middle East. Places like Bahrain for example are notorious for it. My girlfriend knew a girl that went. Obviously they're clueless as to how Arab countries actually are and some of them seem to think they'll still be servicing Europeans.

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>>725213227
That actually seems like a pretty bright future then. I love Asian hookers.

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>>725213227
It makes sense. Their ergonomic size factor is a big bonus during space travel.

>>725213216
I think they've just totally glossed over it. They just seem to view them as criminals and untrustworthy. History unfortunately is not well taught in a lot of these countries

>>725202132

You have a stupid snobby cunt.

Don't move to China, lay your dick on the line and force her to stay in Australia, China is a trash heap in comparison and you'll be miserable.

>>725212896
dont forget the labelled, sorted, foil and ziplocked baggied nail clippings from each digit carefully weighed and competetive plots of the left and right digits' weekly outputs posted prominently next to a highly successful series of stock picks.

>>725213370
Seems unlikely? Are you drunk or high as fuck right now? There were loads of places here (Ireland) a few years ago shut down by the cops advertising as therapeutic massage clinics, when in reality they were charging for a quick massage and an aul tug or fuck instead. Don't believe everything you read on the internet, however I'm telling truth right now. Or just don't believe me and think I'm just another troll, I dgaf

>>725202473

comparatively speaking that's really big to chinese women

>>725213883
I'm obviously not questioning these places exist. Just that I don't think it's Thai nationals working in them. I've been living in the biggest hub of Thai prostitutes for the last year. I've never once heard any talk of any of them going to work in Europe. The furthest they go is the Middle East. Although reading your posts you didn't specifically say she was Thai so I've misconstrued what you said regardless

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Are we doing an Asian hooker thread now? I need to know how to find them, where to look, and how much.

>>725213216
Cambodians were tortured and murdered by the government in order to get them to reveal who among them were Vietnamese spies or collaborators.

think of it as a several years' long Night of the Long Knives, combined with a murder of anyone with education, profession, glasses, native intelligence, or an innate lack of rapidly acquired farming skils. Anyone not capable of farming would have died if Pol Pot's dreams would be totally fulfilled.

Result? Everyone in cambodia can read. Everyone. Higest literacy rate in the world. Apparently the very stupid were also killed and the result is startlingly obvious to even libtard anti-eugenic sjw's who will deny it's efficacy and bring forward other reasons for this.

>>725213371
>>725213399

Like tiny genetic zip files, easily unzipped and mounted?

>>725186500
Dude your a fucking retard english teacher, literally any one can do your job; it doesn't even require a highschool degree. I know Iived in harbin for a year, until I went back home and went back to gradshool because I was sick of being fucking pathetic...

>>725214280
All I know is that these places that got shut down had Asian women in them, and there was an Asian woman in Tesco in the image posted.

Probably easier money to be had in places like Bahrain, as you say. Lots of people want a quick fuck, they're prepared to do it for somewhat decent money.

>>725214654
It's a completely untapped market that i would guarantee men would pay top dollar for readily accessible cute Asian women to bang.

>>725214702
You want to English that better there anon?

>>725214715
To be honest I'd be really interested to know where the Asian women working in the brothels/massage places in the UK/Ireland are actually coming from. Having gone through the visa process to get one over here I can say safely say it's pretty difficult.

>>725215040
Some work legally in massage shop. Some are students and work there on the side. Usually with students they might work here and then after their visa expires they just overstay.

Then some are illegally (or forced...) here too. Usually if something shady is going on it is easy to notice - they don't necessarily speak one word of English and the atmosphere is weird. I don't think I have ever been to one such place, only the legal ones but it's hard to say in the end.

I think the raids are/were way too harsh in this sense. But I guess they were trying to find the illegal ones.

Once I went to see some hooker and she was completely out of her mind on drugs, glassy eyes and was yelling something incomprehensible. The lady said "there's another one upstairs". I left. That was obvious something wasn't right.

>>725215040
Once met a Japanese girl in a pub. She said she lives in Glasgow and studies something which I don't remember. She said that it's really hard to find a job here and she said that she is soon starting a trial in massage shop. I then asked her "do you really like doing massage...?" - she was very enthusiastic. It was fun to talk as she was talking pretty good English.

I felt sorry for her though. But if it goes well it's good money for the girl. Flashing bit of tits and doing glorified hand jobs can earn quite a bit if the girl likes doing them..

>>725212566
Do you know where i can get this torrent ? the only one i found in that chink site has no seeds, nor trackers

>>725214976
Like I said any one can teach english....

>>725215536
>out of her mind on drugs, glassy eyes and was yelling something incomprehensible

Wow, that sounds scarily similar to a couple of experiences I've had. Here it's usually crystal meth. Probably came over already addicted

>>725215787
Teaching it well is what makes a real English teacher.

>>725204816
fucckin barf

>>725212763
>lists just one of the many benefits of the naturally occurring warming of the Earth
>apparently thinks this is somehow bad for mankind

Bumping for stupid girl zip torrent

>>725209400
>80+% is not too bad
>shows pic with 100% ugly retards
what

>>725216047
I guess your right.. But I left when I was 24 b/c, I saw alot of the older people in their 30's and 40's seemed a bit depressed.. I didn't to end up like that, there's not much mobility in a job like that. On the other hand I met 50 and 60 year olds banging chicks half their age so that's pretty boss.

>>725216441
Yeah, there's a lot of people who give the profession a bad name. Especially in foreign countries. It can be a depressing career for a lot of people.

>>725216679
To be honest with you, I've thought about going back. I wouldn't go back to the same place, or school though. I would want to try to get a more legit job.. The place I was at sucked, but I met a lot of cool people..

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>>725216441
Have you read the blog, this black dude living in Japan? Gaijin Chronicles was the name I think but I'm not sure if the original stories are available, just google. It was fun to read. This was his ex gf.

>>725216679
Also if your op, I didn't mean to giver you a hard time.. Im just a bit drink and trying to break balls.

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>>725216920
Wrong image, THIS was his ex gf.

>>725217108
would fuck both

>>725209592
Thanks brother

>>725216366

>Chinese grills ugly
>obviously following the entire thread

you might also be interested in:
>>/LGBT/hairy ass twinks

>>725214394
massage parlor, and outside any chinese buffet restaraunt after hours you can make an inquiry into a trial "Language Class".

Trump killed craigslist and Backpage!
why god why? i reeeeally wanted herpes type 27b-3c

>>725217493
Is this in the U.S. or the U.K.?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuwoUM4oYe0

>>725217687
trump killed herpeslist (craigslist personal/adult services section) for a while, but now it works again. im not a frequenter but a casual browser for shits n giggles at lame requests. i dont know how long it was down. i noticed it about a week ago. before that i hadnt looked at either for over a month. i just laugh when i see escorts and spankings cost 150/hr when in china i can get whatever i want free by asking.

however, the relevant part of backpage.com is now Censored(ie shut down) in the US still about a week or so later. my proxy exit is in polandball cannot into space because of reasons.

>>725218497
this happened long before Trump started Making America Great Again.

>>725217396
>http://www.flyflv.com/shemale?q=hairy+ass

>>725218803
>>725218497
Aren't the place on Craigslist now "health services" the place where to look action?

>>725186500
>>725186500
>>725186500
anymore pics of win? i like this concept

>>725191940
It's 14. I lived next to a high school in China, but I was getting laid often enough, so I never seriously considered it.

>>725207067

Chinese hate blacks

>>725207067
I lived in Japan and China for 7 years. Even in Asia, it's only fat and ugly girls with blacks. I'm not joking.

>>725220841
just don't have male children
it worked for me