How can I buy little girl panties without looking suspicious?

I am also interested in this specific topic which the original poster of this thread has bought to this websites attention

buy them online?

Do you look normal or are you a fat sweaty socially inept pedo? If you look normal nobody should care or think anything of it. Alternatively you can order anything online anonymously

>>725183849
Just do this. Nothing wrong with that especially if you have your own credit card

>>725183830
Ive considered going to a different city for a weekend for a trip away and one time pretending to be transgender, so put in make up and shit, then buy the clothes without anyone recognizing me and thinking im weird because 'muh sexually identity'

>>725184030
This is way overly complicated. There is nothing illegal about buying clothes. What the hell is wrong with you

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>>725183697
Your local store doesn't have self-checkout lanes?

>>725183999
Normal, and young.

Unless you buy in masses, no one bats an eye whatever you buy in any clothing shop. It can probably feel awkward the first time, but after that it's like buying clothes to yourself.

>>725184176
Maybe i could pretend im a dad if anyone asks

But is it normal for dad's to buy their daughters panties?

>>725183697
those are really cute tho

>>725184360
>if anyone asks
cashiers don't care what you're buying, they just want you to get your shit and get out

>>725184214
YOU FUCKING GENIUS

MY LOCAL SAINSBURYS SELLS KIDS PANTIES AND HAS SELF CHECKOUT

YOUR A FUCKING LIFE SAVER

>>725184360
Is this a serious question?

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>>725184380
I know, anon. That's why I posted that pic.

>>725184537
Perhaps he thinks it's the mother who must buy this kind of things. Any dad here?

>>725184491
I once bought a doctor who toy (i collect them) and got a filthy look from the bitch at the till

>>725184651
I just assume that is the case, we need a fatherfag in here

>>725184666
Why do you care what strangers who will never see you again think

>>725184749
>>725184666
>>725184360
Yes morons dads can buy their daughters clothes ffs

>>725184666
>doctor who toy
>satan trips
>pedo
it all comes together like pottery

>>725184925
This is fucking legendary

>>725183697
go to walmart and buy some. If you're really paranoid, buy some from out-of-town. No one is going to question you. you're being paranoid.

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>>725184925

>>725184360
>But is it normal for dad's to buy their daughters panties?

No. A 5 year old girl should have a steady job and buy her own clothes.

Are you fucking retarded?

>>725184925
Like pottery? Wtf

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>>725183697
the thing is, and we all know this, OP will be looking super suspicious while shopping. Probably bright red on his face.
It would be absolutely fucking normal and nobody would bat an eye if he joust bought them, but he cant.
He's embarrassed and everybody will know

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>>725185310

>>725184216
Buy them with a birthday card?

>>725185471
Ive straight up bought panties before from cheap chinese fashion shops.
They dont know me and dont seem to give a shit. I would alternate between a few of them as to not shop at the same too frequently

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>>725185471
part2 of my posr, i accidental hit post

You just have to change your attitude about it OP. Stop thinking that is would be embarrassing and there you fucking go.
If you dont think its strange nobody will bat an eye

>go store
>get girl pants
>take to register with man
>"find everything you're looking for"
>"Ye"
>"that will be this much thank you"
>give that much
>leave
>wear girl pants
>pretend your little girl when faping
youre welcome op

>>725183697
Say they're for a friend

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Some online shops are cute af.

>>725185700
That yes would be suspicious.

You guys are all overthinking this. Act normal and nobody will care. Also OP I don't think you're actually a pedo yet. Go outside and get a gf and stop going down this road. You can still be normal bro

>>725185793
>>pretend your little girl when faping
Actually, I've thought of doing that. I'm more into cumming over them.

>>725186107
>I've NEVER thought***

My bad.

>>725186107
little girls don't do that, don't be gross

>>725185975
be sure to tell the cashier, even is she does not ask, just to make sure she wont think bad of you.
Slam the fucking panties on the table like the fucking man you are and announce loudly "these little girl panties aren't for me they are for a friend, he's a real pedo. Not me so ma'Lady "

>>725186065
So i dont need to dress up as a women with a huge speaker on my back at top volume blasting the words 'nothing to see here' over and over again and then i dont need to throw a smokebomb at the till to distract everyone from looking at me?

>>725184651
Until you inevitably don't place the item in the bag properly and they come over to help you!!! YOURE PLANS WILL BE RUINED

>>725186324
I kekked so hard, thanks!

>>725183697
Just fucking buy them?

>>725183697
Why not just keep the ones you take off of your victims?

>>725186371
How about we just have a panty heist. Call it OP's Eleven. They'll never know what hit 'em

>>725185310
muh sides

>>725183697
buy at store, self checkout... if you want buy it at a store far from where you live
buy online
don't be a pussy

>>725184666
Trips of truth

Are you fucking retarded? go to whatever store that sells them in packs, grab one, and check out.
No one will bat an eye unless you look like a sweaty fat autist, though that's not too far off I'd say.

>>725186620
The great 4chan panty heist

What shop do we target?

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>>725183697
Ever heard of self-checkout? I haven't been through a cashier at Walmart and Target in a long time unless I'm buying more than $100 in mercahndise

>>725186937
target

>>725184030
Or just look like a dad?

>>725187104
So be male? Anyone could be a dad...

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>>725184501
>UK
I'm reticulating splines right now and getting in ur IP m9

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>>725183697
dude, just buy them on amazon

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Asking for people with experience. How hard is to remove semen from kids panties? It's for a friend, you know...

>>725187305
It's you, mate? The owner of this doll?

>>725187409
About as easy as getting them off regular big girl panties.

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>>725187409
yeah

/pol/tard here. All you pedos are going into the gas chamber when we start the fourth reich

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>>725183697
Can OP (or anyone here) tell me why someone would fap with little girl panties? What's the appeal?

>>725184666
What's a till? >>725184874

>>725187259
Sure you are

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>>725187641
wrong

>>725187641
>/pol/tard
>fourth reich

Better start fighting against the lgbt lobby, mate. We the pedos want to be your friends.

>>725187688
because little girls I presume

>>725187716
Hurr durr the fucking place where you give your items to the cashier

>>725187568
Glad to see you again. I'm the anon who posted Trottla dolls pics.

>>725187557
Good news then.

>>725187688
It's something erotic. Little girls are appealing, and their undies are inspiring (as well as cute).

>>725187902
You mean the checkout line? Can't faggotass OP just talk English.

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>>725187688
i don't know, it seems pretty weird to me, but to each their own.

>>725187919
how's it going?

>>725187794
How did you get that doll???

>>725188146
What would your parents think if they knew you owned this doll?

>>725188200
>Implying he didn't kill his parents and defile their corpses

>>725185975
>>725186324
Kekked.

OP is a stupid motherfucker and this shit is probably just hypothetical.
If real just buy some diapers, baby powder and baby wipes with it you idiot.
If you're too young to pull off the dad look they'll think you're a a cousin, brother, maybe someones son buying this for a family member.

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>>725188176
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1516082

>>725188200
what do you think?

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>>725188146
It could be better, but well, you know... It's ok.

No oral yet?

>>725188420
>what do you think?
Pic related.

>>725188420
Nice cat, btw.

>>725183697
You walk into a shop and buy them just as if you would if you had kids. I do it often as my kids wear their panties out esp. in the crotch area they get thread bare and worn by to much rubbing I guess

>>725187794
>>725187796
Disgusting subhuman degenerates. We don't want your support.

>>725188888

Someone cap this, its fucking hilarious

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>>725188564
i think i know the feeling.
i don't do oral

i don't talk to my dad and my mom is pretty chill, but it would still be weird if she knew.

>>725188667
thanks

>>725188801
just joking. i love jews

>>725183999
check't

>>725188801
Pedos are everywhere, anon. Policemen, teachers, scientists, your friends...

>>725189165
I'll be sure to make extra room for their ashes then

>>725183697
No you cant. Cashiers are trained and they always ask you if you are pedo if you buying childs clothes.

>>725189662
Cashier here. Can confirm.

>>725189023
She looks radiant, mate.


>>725189350
Let's be serious for a moment. Never put yourself between a pedo and his/her beloved one. Do you really think that we're going to accept the stupid opinion of a fag who believes that he's cool for hating others?
No. You'll probably end injured, and crying because we kicked your ass.

>>725183697
thrift store
also purchase outfits and puzzle games

go there with a list from "your wife"

sell the clothes and junk at a different thrift store.

purchase new panties by taking same note with you to clothing or department store. you can ask a clerk about sizes and which fabrics hold scents longer

;)

adult daughter moved back home at age 20. ;) her panties still smell just as good as before.

i use ziplock baggies to retain freshness and store them in a cryogenic tool hardening freezer at my business

i let her use mycredit card and monitor purchases, then when i see what shes ordered if its clothes i call and ask store or find the receipts in the trash. i buy an identical set or sets of replacement panties, so i Never have to return the nively scented ones to the laundry. i put their clones in the wash and im set.

life's good!!

she bought a tens unit, and a vaginal kegel exerciser too
wat do? hmmm

>>725183697
ebay, internetz

>>725189785
>Never put yourself between a pedo and his/her beloved one
The fuck does this mean? Do pedos have superpowers?

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>>725189949
something like that

>>725183697
BETTER QUESTION:

Where can I buy child sized lingerie? Thongs, garters, heels, hose, etc?

My ADULT FWB is tiny, like 4'8", 80 lbs

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>>725189809
>thrift store
nigga why would anyone buy panties at a thrift store

>>725190170
just buy regular child. easier.

>>725190207
on the hopeful chance they might be pre scented?

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>>725190170
>My ADULT FWB is tiny, like 4'8", 80 lbs

that's my ideal woman

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>>725190103
kek,where do you buy the clothing?

>>725190103
>Implying owning a gun is special and not something anyone can do
>>725190207
I'm assuming so it's used

>>725187641
Hitler was a pedo and you didn't gas him

>>725190382
Body pics, please?

>>725190103
How much money do you have? How did you get it?

>>725190337
why would you want to sniff panties that probably belonged to some gross girl

>>725190473
Actually, he was more into incest.

Vola?

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>>725190170
i second this, but i need it for a 6 year old

>>725190385
like i said, amazon

>>725190461
fair point

>>725190501
not much, work

>>725190473
He killed himself. Want do you want me to do? Gas his body?

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>>725187641
Oh, a free love hater... So... you didn't cried after watching this episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j184FPzAzeE

You have no heart...

>>725183697
Buy them with little girl socks, dresses and toys
they will think you have a daughter

>>725190929
I don't hate gays. Only faggots.

>>725189809
>wat do? hmmm

Give me her phone number and email, stat!

>>725190742
>>725190170
Could you not just hire someone to make smaller lingerie? Give them specific measurements

>>725191024
Faggots are the best kind of gays.

i get mine from ebay. You can even get them worn.

what to look up on ebay

>>725190570
He molested little jew girls and made them piss on him and licked their pussies clean. He jerked over kids panties too.

>>725191215
Girls knickers, look for new with defects and if they are priced high theres a good chance they are worn

>>725190245
>just buy regular child.

She is my FWB child-sized sex slave. I want her in tiny, sexy lingerie when we are together.

>>725190841
You didn't kill him when he was having sex with all the Jew girls

>>725184003

why the fuck do you have to have a credit card to buy online?

>>725191310
Buy her some cute lil girl panties, maybe a pacifier

>>725191180
>hire someone to make smaller lingerie

Who makes lingerie other than Chinese child laborers?

>>725191482
Naw, she's a complete submissive slut and whore, but self-conscious about her size.

She wants "big girl" lingerie to achieve maximum whore status, but it has to fit her also.

>>725190103
What's with all the steel-cased rounds? That's no famas.

>>725190103
Americans can legally own all this?

>>725191889
Can you not? How do you keep the neighbour kids off of your lawn?

>>725191889
semi auto rifles fabric curtains and a sex doll?

depends on whether you live in california or the rest of the country

>>725191889
The guns-n-ammo are perfectly fine.

The child sex doll could get you 30 years in prison in some States.

Americas kinda fucktarded that way....

>>725192095
Usually some killer wild animal does

I think them dolls are a grey area for most countries.

>>725192175
Could it really? What law would put you in jail for owning that?

>>725183697
You can try, but theres a big chance the cashier will confront you or call the police.

>>725188420
you seriously have issues. child sex doll, lots of loose money and military guns...

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>>725191794
cheaper to shoot

>>725191889
yeah, don't you love freedom.

>>725192669
i don't understand what you mean

>>725192175
>The child sex doll could get you 30 years in prison in some States.
I find that hard to believe. In common law countries you have the right to do anything that isn't specifically banned in law.

Now I know some US states have laws that ban certain sex toys, but those laws target dildos and vibrators. What law targets a doll shaped fleshlight?

>>725192805
Are you fat? Not insulting I'm genuinely curious

>>725183697
Jesus Christ OP it's not hard. Just kidnap some random kid and walk into a Walmart. Nobody would be suspicious if they think you're buying your own kid some underwear.

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>>725192969
5′ 11″ 180lbs so yeah i'm a little overweight

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Who called?

>>725193217
>180lbs
It's ok if you're muscular. I'm 170cm and 67kg.

>>725193217
Is all that weight fat? FFMI?

>>725186009
23.48$ for panties, shit's expensive.

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I really do hate that I have to browse this board

>>725193473
Yeah, I hope it's already used by the girl of the pic.

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>>725183697
Just walk in and buy them. People will probably just think you have a daughter.

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>>725193400>>725193456

moderately muscular, but i definitely could lose some fat

>>725193217
What features does this doll have?

>>725185793
>>pretend your little girl when faping
do you know how tight those fucking things are, Holy shit.

>>725193661
Kitty is jealous.

>>725193503
0 similar results. Here we go...

>>725193503
3rd of Nov is i the future....

>>725193661
How old are you? What job did you have/do you currently have?

>>725193503
>No similar images found
>Gulp.

>>725186937
>implying we go outside.

>>725193792
Month/day/year in America on case you really didn't know.

>>725193503
Dat filname

>>725187641
>All you pedos are going into the gas chamber when we start the fourth reich
you know you're not safe either.

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>>725187794
this nigga got humor

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>>725193503
seems like a fun job to me

>>725193672
check the site

>>725193757
he gets plenty of attention

>>725193829
early 30s, i don't want to say

>>725193503
You're a hero anon.

>>725188998
>i don't do oral
you do it faggot

>>725193587
Make sure to buy some duct tape and condoms at the same time.

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>>725193757
>>725193845
>>725193996

Yes I am real.

And I'm here, unfortunately.

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So.. how's you're pedo day going?

>>725183697
or you could just not buy them and Just not be that guy.

>>725194366
I thought that Trump would send you to direct the traffic in Moscow.

>>725190170
>My ADULT FWB is tiny, like 4'8", 80 lbs
adults can't wear children's clothing their body proportions are too different.

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>>725194366
i hope you don't get in trouble for posting

>>725194167
I see. So you took the photo, uploaded in to 4chan earlier today in another bread, and while you were at it saved the copy from the bread for some reason. And then seeing this bread decided to upload the saved picture instead of the original.

Sounds legit.

>>725193503
I was only joking when i said i wanted to join isis.

>>725194366
What are you actually doing here? I don't think anyone is breaking any real laws. Do you actually get to do things that lead to arrests?

>>725193503
Why would atf be here? Atf is alcohol tobacco and firearms. None of those are relevant here..... do you guys not have a cyber security force?

>>725194663
Havent you seen chuck?

>>725194714
I don't like movies made after 1976

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>>725194595
Implying you wouldn't.

well you could order some off of amazon or some other site to make things SO much easier.