If Tom Cruise did MMA he's be Tom Bruise

>>725165160
If tom cruise ate poop he'd be poop man

>>725165160
If Tom Cruise was an even bigger faggot, he'd be OP

If Tom Cruise was someones inspiration, he'd be Tom Muse

If Tom were a cow he'd be Tom Moos.

If Tom were a detective he'd be Tom Clues.

If Tom Cruise did soul music, he'd be Tom Blues.

If Tom Cruise was into footwear he'd be Tom Shoes

If Tom Cruse read you a bed time story, he'd be Tom Soothes.

If Tom Cruise was on a boat, he'd still be Tom Cruise, right?

If Tom Cruise were an ocean liner, he'd be Tom Cruise.

>>725166126
Only if he were the captain.

>>725166190
I'm new at this.

If Tom Cruise were unhappy with someone's performance he'd be Tom Boos.

...Tom bruised. He's a midget.

If Tom Cruise was a website about conspiracy theories he'd be .com trues

Tim Cruise isn't bright enough to make up a name like that.

>>725166227
It's ok.
I missed these threads so I figured I give it a shot.

If Tom Cruise told you important information, he'd be Tom News.

If Tom Cruise took a laxative he'd be Tom Poos.

If Tom Cruise was an electrician, he'd be Tom Fuse.

If Tom Cruise did porn he'd be Tom Screws

>>725165160
Haven't seen this kind of thread in years...holy shit.
If Tom Cruise worked with feet he would be Tom Shoes

If Tom Cruise was a weather channel he'd be Storm News

If Tom Cruise sucked at sports, he'd be Tom Lose.

If Tom Cruise browsed a lot of books, he'd be Tom Peruse

If tom cruise gambled he'd be tom lose

If Tom Cruise married Terry Crews he'd be Tom Crews.

If tom cruise tricked you he'd be tom ruse

If Tom Cruise made beer he'd be Tom Brews.

If Tom cruise was a lawyer he'd be tom sues

If Tom Cruise was a tree, he'd be Tom Sproose.

If Tom Cruise were part of a ridiculous religion, he'd be Tom Jews

If Tom Cruise were church seating he'd be Tom Pews.

If Tom Cruise were a director, he'd be Tom Cues.

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When Tom Cruise eats bubble gum he becomes Tom chews

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if Tom Cruise voted he'd be Trump screwed

If Tom cruise was suicidal he'd be Tom Noose

>>725166950
But.....scientology

If Tom Cruise were a North African dish of small steamed balls of semolina, he'd be Tom Couscous.

If Tom Cruise solved crimes he'd be Tom Sluethes.

If Tom Cruise owned a bunch of animal enclosures they'd be called Tom Zoos.

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>>725167177

If Tom Cruise laughed, he'd be Tom Loose.

If Tom Cruise died in Top Gun he'd be Tom Goose.

>>725167336
If Tom Cruise were a homosexual, he'd be Tom Loose

If Tom Cruise made macaroni art he'd be Tom Glues.

>>725167336
And if i knew how to spell lose, i wouldnt suck.

If Tom Cruise refused to wake up when his alarm went off he'd be Tom Snooze.

If Tom Cruise were a premature ejaculatir he'd be Tom Spews.

If Tom Cruise were Canadian, he'd be Tom Moose

If Tom Cruise was sanding wood he'd be Tom Smoothes.

If Tom Cruise was a rainbow he'd be Tom Hues.

If Tom Cruise were a surfer, he'd be Tom Dudes.

If Tom Cruise was a debt collector he'd be Tom Dues.

>>725167750
No
he'd be Tom Hoser

If you didn't know who Tom Cruise was, he'd be Tom Whos

If tom cruise fooled you he'd be Tom Ruse.

If Tom Cruise was a banana he'd be Tom "You Laugh You" Lose.

>>725165160
If Tom Cruise were black he'd be a nigger.

If tom cruise was an alcoholic he'd be Tom Booze

If Tom Cruise and Huey Lewis had a band it'd be called Huey Lewis and the Cruise.

If Tom Cruise didn't return a book to the library on time he'd be Tom Overdues

If Tom Cruise were on the Bachelor, he'd be Tom Choose