HEY /B/. HOW DO YOU TALK TO GIRLS? I GET EXTREMELY NERVOUS WHEN

FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU RETARDS

>>725160103
start with basic interactions

avoid your niche interests as a topic

get a nice haircut and brush your teeth, you'll feel more confident

>>725160428
IS THAT ALL?

>>725160103

Go smoke a cig with her and if she's quiet you can just tell a story of what's going on in your life then let her talk

When you feel awkward just take a hit

>>725160103
Stop giving a fuck approach a girl, ask her name, ask some basic questions, find a topic she will not shut up about, repeatedly use her name, women love to hear that shit, don't talk too much. That's pretty much it.

>>725160724
I'M FROM AFGHANISTAN

theres no easy way to suddenly be comfortable around girls. Just be a normal human have a hobby youre passionate about and act like girls are normal human beings just like you (they are, faggot)

>>725160103
with extreme fucking difficulty. that's why god invented beer.

>>725160103

Make lightweight chitchat. Don't be ironic or intellectually funny, they won't get it. Talk about their shoes or the weather. Keep it real shallow. Be cheerful. Never appear needy.

>>725160775
This
Doesn't work if you're ugly tho
Call it a hunch, but I reckon that's prety much the main source of OP's lack of confidence and his insecurity

>>725161079
CAN'T DRINK BEER

>>725160103
19 years old faggot here, 10 girlfriends and i had sex with 9 womens only one was a one night stand not my gf. Every single one 7+/10, one was a model.
Ask me anything.

>>725161217
drink a coca cola then.

>>725160103
stop fapping

>>725161248
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>725161248
Do you want a fucking medal?
Clearly just having meaningless loveless sex with girls to feed your ego.
Did you feel anything for any of those girls? besides 'oh great I can tell people I've had 8, 9, 10 now' If you did you wouldn't boast about them. Fucking grow up.

>>725161249
I'M FROM AFGHANISTAN

>>725161430
Well drink a fucking goats milk. also there's a button called caps lock inbetween tab and shift. might want to hit it retard.

>>725161430
What are you bitching about then, just fuck a goat, problem solved.

Trust me, just go for guys they're easier to talk to, easier to get in bed, and you'll have a bigger emotional connection like you couldn't imagine. All you have to do is take a light-rough dicking every now & then, and you'll probably like it anyway.

>>725161489
I ALREADY HAVE MY LETTERS CAN'T GET ANY BIGGER
ARE YUO FUCKING BLIND FAGGOT?

Why do you even want the talk to girls? Just use as many puns as you can.

>>725161489
HEY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING HAIRY FAGGOT STOP BEING FUCKING RACIST SHIT

>>725161578
FUCK OFF

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>>725161649

>>725161740
Fuck you too Ahmed, you piece of shit

>>725161808
FUCK OFF MY NAME IS MUHAMMED NOT AHMED SHIT

>>725161332
Just because you can't that doesn't mean other people can't.

>>725161386
>Did you feel anything for any of those girls?
no, i'm actually cold af.
Dude if somebody give you the opportunity of fuck 9 girls would you take it? I ain't even attractive i just know how to get girls.

>>725161945
Shut up Ahmed you refugee goat fucking scum

>>725161625
I've actually considered this.

>>725160103
Women love alphas. Don't even try.

>>725161955
yeah i bet you when you were with the girls you weren't even kissing them and they were just fucking falling asleep in the middle of it.
>ugh must prove to myself i'm a real man. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
don't you have a fucking cave you should be sleeping you fucking deadshit kys.
also i don't fuck girls i make love to them.

>>725162214
He's right you know

>>725161945
I'M NOT A REFUGEE YOU FUCKING RETARD HEAD. I LIVED IN AFGHANISTAN MY WHOLE LIFE WHICH MAKES ME NOT A REFUGEE

>>725161955
i mean what's more attractive than a cold unattractive guy. i'm sure that totally happened.

>>725160850
THEN YOU'RE FUCKED

>>725161945
Muhammed
Ahmed
Muhamahmed?

>>725160850
Dont worry. You'll be a blast

>>725162647
NO JUST MUHAMMED

>>725162753
Dude seriously the next time you talk to a girl imagine you are replying to someone in this thread and you will have her cock in her in 4 minutes

>>725162359
Fine you're not Ahmed, so how many goats have you fucked?

>>725162753
topkek MUHAMMED you make me laugh i'm sure if you just full caps lock some girl for a few mins she'll love ya

>>725162866
WHY DO YOU ASK THAT

>>725162948
THANKS

>>725163017
I dunno just wondering Ahmed, what else is there to do in Afghanistan, goat fucking and evading bombs.

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>>725161430
don't you just like rape women there? And then angry mobs of women and fathers and brothers, kill you and the woman you raped?

Take a shot of heroin before you approach them

>>725163094
MUHAMMED NOT AHMED. NO I WORK IN A CLOTHE MATERIAL SHOP FOR MY FATHER

>>725163134
I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS

>>725160850
Couldn't u just rape any girl you wanted?

>>725163306
NO WE DONT RAPE CAUSE ITS AGAINST THE QUARAN

>>725163260
>CLOTHE MATERIAL
>CLOTHE
Bomb*, fify. And that prevents you from raping goats how exactly? Don't pretend your dad didn't teach you how to pick out prime goatpucci

>>725163358
well rape her against another book then

>>725163358
Why does a book stop you from doing what you want Ahmed?

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>>725163302
maybe you should try.

>>725163410
I DONT UNDERSTAND. WE SELL CLOTHES MATERIALS

>>725162431
Confident funny cold guy. I look like that pornstar with blue eyes james deen but more tall, it's actually about personality and keep the girl entertaining, if you make that brad pitt can suck your balls. Cold isn't the same as boring.

THERE ARE TOO MANY QUESTIONS. STOP

>>725163518
Listen to me Ahmed, go out now, find a virgin goat and rape away, you won't regret it, also post pics.