I'd drunk as fuck, ama.

>>725135299
JRP fuck out of here

>>725135299
what is the meaning of life?

>>725135299
Where in aus are you cunt?

>>725135484
Well, biologically speaking, to reproduce, to fill and fertilise a woman and produce offspring for the continuation of the species

Generally speaking, i don't know, because i am a mortal man, and i don't have the answers to everything

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>>725135559
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6155 mate

>>725135299
scarnon cunt?

Who do you hate more, Queenslanders or Melbourne cunts?

how many tabs do you have open for shitposting atm?

>>725136321
Just 1, this one, is this really shtiposting???

>>725136199
Wut?

>>725135299
Are you a filthy abo?

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>>725136273
Never been to either, but I've heard that Queenslanders are 110% bogan, whereas Melbourne cunts are 110% hipster fags

Probably Queenslanders imo

>>725136535
No lol

>>725135299
How fucking hot is it down there right now?

>>725136562
It's cooling down actually, was about 29 degrees celcius today

>>725136785
That pretty fucking hot mate

>>725135299
I have a cuck fetish, want to fuck my gf?

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>>725136952
Sure. i could use some pusshy

>>725136845
Not really, its perfect imo

>>725136952
depends what she looks like...put her up

>>725135610
Not just that man. But what is life?

>>725136539
Queenslander who's been to Melbourne here. Can confirm what you've heard about both places. But at least we're friendly in the sunshine state.

4152 reporting

SMAT STATE RULEZ!

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>>725135299
Do you remember that time when MOOT banned all of AUS for shitposting?

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What kind of music do you like?
Also it's 7:50 AM here and I'm still awake and drinking, what's wrong with me?

>>725137250
Life is a broad term, anything that can move, and/or think freely, and/or act independently, is life

u got drugs?

>>725137413
what street in carina lol

>>725137686
meant for >>725137413

>>725137285
I look forward to my eventual round australia trip, when I finally finish my uni degree, get some money, and can finally see my country and all my countrymen in their glory, and then I will see queensland, alongside the rest of Australia, and i will be fulfilled

>>725135643
I grew up there. 6164 now

>>725137715
Samuel St, close enough to Carindale shopping centre.

Fellow southsider?

>>725137623
Nope, maybe im too young?

>>725136466
Scarnon?

>>725137628
a LOT, alternative, rock and roll, psychedelic, lots

Have you ever fucked a kangaroo?

>>725137686
Fuck yeah cunt, got plenty of weed (on a break tho) and 4 hits of acid (it sfucking expensive, 25$ a hit, never tried it b4, waiting for a good time)

>>725137765
Can you elaborate man? maybe we know each other? Sam here...

>>725137986
You got anything that can help me sleep?

>>725137967
Noo....

>>725137856
i used to live 3 streets away, thats fucked. does your name have something to do with cola? i probably know you.

>>725138043
Im afraid not my good man, try the 478 method, worked for me...

>>725138047
Why not?
Isn't that a right of passage in aussieland?
Would you like to?

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>>725138119
>Would you like to?
No,its never crossed my mind

>>725138189
Well not that it has you want to, right?
Ever try to climb into ones' pouch?

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>>725135299

>>725138277
Fuck yea cunt

>>725138075
Nah, no cola references to my name, but fuck, small world eh?

>>725138586
you go to cav or whites hill at all?
i graduated 2013.

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>>725135299
>Be Britbong
>Play online with Aussie
>Be one of his few friends from outside Aus since not many other countries can handle the bants
>Calls me a "Right rippa cunt" after a night of gaming
>Literally don't know what that means

>>725139068
It's a complement, take it as such

>>725139423
No, i have nothin against gay men, but fuck off with your faggotry

>>725138029
Graduated RSHS in 96, been in perth music scene since

>>725137986
Dont pay 25 a hit. Even in deadend perth thats fucking expensive!!!

>>725139621
Graduated WSHS in 2013, damn son, I wasn't even in existence when you were graduating high school!

>>725139865
Well, my connections are practically non-existant, it's the best i got

>>725135484
Life: Noun

A process by which an entity is capable of self replication and come degree of consciousness.

There you go, mystery solved now fuck off and get on with it.

>>725143342
define consciousness

Here's a question, OP, if I may. Whenever you feel or, actually rather whenever it feels, to be the closest thing for the foreseeable future. Unless proven otherwise what makes you think, if at all, that this is possible or has the possibility of occuring sometime during the next?
And while it may be true, does it change anything?

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>>725143705
>henever you feel or, actually rather whenever it feels, to be the closest thing for the foreseeable future. Unless proven otherwise what makes you think, if at all, that this is possible or has the possibility of occuring sometime during the next?
>And while it may be true, does it change anything?
Wat the fuck are you smoking m8?

>>725143831
Not an argument

>>725143831
Answer the question queeny

>>725136539
Fuck off cunt we are not bogan.

>>725137413
4151 lets go cunt

>>725136273
nsw fag here. qld cunts are chill and not pc whiny scene faggots. melb cunts cant even take the bantz

>>725143831
The other two replys to your post ffail to acknowledge that the green text isn't a coherent question. I understand why you think the person who wrote the green text is high. I speculate that person is merely ignorant and not a native English speaker. Fuck the attempt at writing a question they obviously cared about and then seeing them fail is kind of tragic.

2112 master race

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I could drink any Australian cunt under the table any day.