Straya thread

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sup cunts

>>725127231
oi mate

>>725127597
fuck is she aussie

>>725127638
Yep

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Cabramatta reporting in

meth head reporting in

brisbane

>>725128826
Fuck off Queenslander

Anyone else laughing at the Pauline Hanson supporters after her miserable failure in WA today?

Where's the Melbourne nudes

sgoinon cunts

>>725129485
fuck im working on it boys

>>725127502
thats chat

>>725129485
Fuck Melbourne. Where are the Gold Coast nudes?

>>725129485
Not doin nothin for the long weekend?

>>725129705

Fuck off West Island. The kings are here.

i was gonna go to the melbourne victory match tonight and throw a pepe at the goalkeeper but i lost my fucking tickets

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>>725129823

This may be yet another foreign thread, but at least your shitty country has the manners to speak English. You may proceed.

>>725130141
no gonna lie that was unexpected

Fernvale QLD

>>725128087
>cabra
kek must be viet then

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Canley Vale reporting in

>>725129117
WHAT CUNT

anyone else from the rat?
Any one hittin the Dunies gig on the 16th?

Fuck the Gold Coast where's the Sunshine Coast nudes?

>>725131632
as someone in north america, I get this feeling like australia watches on average a lot more (aka too much) anime

>>725132321
Spot on cunt

Fuckn the new Big Lez Show was sick. Keen for the rest.

>>725131852
Centrelink QLDer confirmed

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Pauline is finished

Any one from blue mountains? Cold and boring up here, still beats western Sydney

>>725132321
nah but cabra and fairfield have fuckloads of vietnamese/sea weebs

>>725134188
u talkin shit m8

yeah I'm from the Blue Mountains too, but lower mountains. Faulconbridge. Fucking hate it up here to be honest, shit internet, shit phone signal, cunt to travel anywhere.

>>725127231
>>725127502

Why the fucking duckface?

At my uni (Deakin) there's this anime club that I'm thinking of joining, but I'm worried it's going to be filled with fat weebs who take it way too far.

Also, there's way too many fucking chinks in my classes. In one of them, there's only 3 non-chink students, and I'm one of them. It's getting fucking ridiculous. These cunts haven't even been in Australia for a week, and they're in uni classes. We can't even fucking communicate properly.

>>725135190
Leura here , these dumb cunts think it's nth Sydney charge Japs and burgers 10 bucks for a coffee

>>725135068
Are you gronk?

>>725135008
This is a good thing. Those school kids look pretty chill compared to 'white' schools

>>725135703
Nice ye olde lolly shop though.

sydney cbd fag reporting in

>>725135190
i went to the mountains for a weekend trip, its nice up there hahah but i wouldn't know how it is to actually live there

>>725135886
Roger commander your unit is here

Michigan fag reporting in
Visited Sydney 2 Summers ago
10/10 would visit again
First time seeing a beach
Your women are prettier
I laugh at alot of what you say
Learned knew words and phrases
Something something kings cross hookers
Cheers m8s

>>725133522
Faggot lebo lover cockroach confirmed. HOWS PUNCHBOWL TRENT? YA FUCKIN CUNT

>>725136154
did you by any chance go to Bondi Beach? because Bondi probably has the best looking women in Sydney. Anywhere else is average at best

>>725128087
Vietnamatta represent!

>>725129541
Alright Cunt. You?

>>725136269
I visited 5 beaches
Coogee
Maroubra
Bondi and I can't remember
The ocean is fucking sublime m8
Also cool street names like wooloomooloo and wolongong

>cunts
>cunce

cast ya vote now cunce, ya got mine

>>725131632
aka vietnamatta lite

Kallangur qld reporting

>>725127638
You can tell by the powerpoints

>>725135851
Run by Indians not a Brit to be seen

>>725136448
Wollongong isnt a street its a city

if you call downball "handball" you deserve to be shot

Any Adelaide fags ?

>>725132909
Fuckin' skitz cunt.

>>725135544
Could have some Asian qtz in it?

>>725136448
wooloomooloo, ausfag and that made me laugh. had never heard of it b4.

>>725138219
gotta read the lyrics to the original I've Been Everywhere if you want to hear some absurd aboriginal place names

fucking grong grong

>>725138261
there's a poem too called When I Went to Byaduk.
Shit like Drong Drong, Drik Drik,Chinkapook, Coomandook idk

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what's up cunts?
SAfag here
just ending my night by watching shit on youtube
just finished watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI5EGf2BVDs
anyone got suggestions on what to watch next
cheers mates

>>725138348
don't forget woodenbong

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Gold coast is best ever

>>725138862
>gc is best
posts ugly ass women
thanks for trying

>>725129117
oi nah cunt ill rip ya nutts off while screaming 8 in a row

>>725138862
>attempts to promote GC
>Seen more fuckable men than this pic
At least you tried you Queensland fuck

>>725138745
REEEEE!!!! good ylyl vid though

For the melbourne fags who are suffering from hair loss, do any you's know a doctor who will prescribe finasteride?

>>725135544
Are you forced to do group assignments with the chinks?
I do commerce at UoM and there are way too many chinks who hog up the computers with their laptops(sigh).

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Beeeeast

>>725140827
Yep, it's twice now over the past week that I've been either paired up, or put into a group of 3 with the chinks. I have to ask them to repeat themselves over and over again because they cannot pronounce shit. I know that I shouldn't be so hard on them, because I highly doubt I'd be able to speak Chinese any better than they can speak English, but still. Don't they have any good universities in China?

I'd like to see some more Japanese students tbh, they're pretty cool. And I can talk to them about the time I was in Japan and shit.

>>725141016
More of so that they can get property rights in Australia and buy all the property here, most of them end up going back to China anyway when they finish.

4035

aus nudes??

>>725141533
no

6011 here

Barnett's been utterly BTFO. It's a shame really, because I didn't mind him as premier.

McGowan has the charisma of a door stop.

anyone catch newest big lez show? what ya reckon boys?

why is there fuck all aus threads now? i use to look forward to my once a week shit posting release. now i just have to flood /b/ with my 10/10 aus fag humor 24/7. which is great btw but i do like to spin a yarn with fellow ausfags.

>>725141016
I had to do an architecture group assignment with 3 other yellow people. One was Korean, one jap and one chink. None of us knew how to communicate with each other.

fair to say we did appallingly bad.

>>725142784
Wow. Charisma over greed hey? What has Barnett done that has been good for the public and not in the name of immortalizing himself with taxpayer dollars? Barnetts charisma is comparable to a pedophile being interviewed on prime time tv btw.

>>725143326
>What has Barnett done that has been good for the public
have you ventured outside? the city is unrecognisable from what it was before he got in.

I don't mind the huge debt, as it's primarily been accumulated through building infrastructure (or "immortalising himself with taxpayer dollars") statewide. If the debt had been racked up paying public servants, which most of it has NOT been, then I'd be pretty fucking angry.

Barnett will go down in history as one of WA's best leaders, as he should.

>>725132321
In most places, there is nothing better to do with our time.

>>725143643
Holy shit you're retarded. Not only do you go for "charisma" in a leader- of which he has zero, you go for cosmetic renewal of our city? The only thing Barnett will go down as is needing a bullet. We need hospitals, social care, renewable energy, and roads. Not football ovals and the friggin esplanade and a facelifted city. Fuck Barnett, and fuck the Liberals.

kik group when ?

>>725143998
The public has spoken.

>>725143998
>thoughtlessly disagree with valid points
>CALL HIM A RETARD
top kek

>hospitals
like, seven have been built under his premiership? How many more did you want?
>social care
no we don't. People must learn to fend for themselves. Those who can't can fall by the wayside for all I care.
>renewable energy
concede this. Huge solar panel grids should have been installed in the desert years ago.

A facelifted city was absolutely needed. We weren't called dullsville for nothing. The mining boom was the perfect opportunity to do that. We wouldn't have otherwise had the money to do that.

>>725138862
"I don't surf the web, eyebrows"

>>725144065
Yeah, they said they're a bunch of fuckin fools who just got bored of the status quo and wanted a new toy because...

I hope Mark McGowan enjoys his 4 years in charge. He'll need a miracle to get a second term once they realise he won't be able to return WA to the happy days of the mining boom and the people lost faith. Then the libs get back in and the cycle continues.

>>725145066
He'll probably make it to his second term when the people of WA realise that even mortal men cannot turn miracles, that the liberals are scum worthy of firing squads

>uppa comera boi
go to sleep ya cunts

G'day cunts. Anyone got any Melbourne nudes?

>>725145278
>that the liberals are scum worthy of firing squads
Why is it only poor people, the unemployed and socialists who think this? Is it because they're trapped in the cycle of working to survive and they hold the superiors of society (ie. "rich people") responsible for their inability to thrive?

I own a business. I'd say it's fairly successful and I'm well off. I'd never have been able to get as far with it if under a Labor government and having to pay ridiculous wages to my employees, in addition to being charged additional taxes, just for being a successful business. Liberal government policies have made it possible for me to thrive and grow my business to the point where I have 8 stores in 2 states and several properties in Perth and overseas.

Why do they hate successful people? Is it jealousy? There is no reason why a person can't work hard from the ground and build up their ladder, then branch off, work for yourself and work SMART, not hard and climb up that ladder to reach the stars.

Holy fucking shit Labour won WA? Fuck yeah! Nice stuff cunts.

so who brought the nudes?

>>725146202
I am so sorry you had to pay your employees decent wages

>>725146202
>wahh wahh le left wing SJW faggot commie government is making me pay my employees! Political correctness gone mad

>>725126957
we need a good prank for aus/b/tards to pull. Any ideas?

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>>725146681
Lets start a rumour that Peter Dutton fucks kids

>>725146507
demanding $35+/hour is not a decent wage. That is far in excess for people who cut open boxes, stack the contents on the shelves then throw the boxes in the bin. That's something a monkey could do, or an imported Asian child. And I wouldn't have to pay them a cent.

basically, they can fuck off if they think they deserve any more than their $27/hr for something a monkey can do.

>>725147151
and how much do you get for sitting on your fatt ass all day

>>725141016
You'd better learn Mandarin if you want a job in 5 years time!

>>725147590
I don't sit on my fat arse, champ. I actively help out around my stores, doing menial tasks like running errands for my managers, organising promotions and advertisements and maintaining an orderly calm and a hierarchy in the stores.

I keep whatever's left over from the takes after rents, wages and suppliers have been paid. Anything over $9,500 a week I consider a good week.

>>725126957
My uncle lived in the bush from 1974 to 2005, yhen he retired and moved back to sweden.

First year was ok until august when the the cold set in, -5C in Kiruna, my uncle moved back to Australia.

Over the years he had very bad acclimation problems but the season 2016 was the first whole winter he spent in sweden since 1974.

and 2016 wasn't even cold, only like -25 to -35 in the north. The winter of 1999-2000 was hard, - 49C officially and down to -55C to -65C at a few places in the alpines.

Worst summer i ever had was +7C in mid july and best summer i ever had was +24C in july.

>>725137891
Yeah, 5023 reporting in. just lurking

blue mtns reporting in, how about them shabs eh boys?

>>725138261
Thats a fuckin laugh, my partners dad is in a band named after the town Grong Grong. They were pretty big back in the punk scene. jello biafra thought they were epretty good and they opened for the dead kennedys once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKsgIbHTKs

if youre wondering, nathan dale is the dad.

>>725148617
One thing that i think made my uncle stay in Sweden for the full season of 2015/2016 is people are so warm and nice in the north.

We just love getting visits and we love visiting other people. When i grew up we always had someone from the village visiting, he or she helped out with the chores and helped spread the gossip, like he can fix the tractor and she knows how to balance books, in general the gossip were always nice, no badtalking.just information.

It was another time back when i grew up but up there it still is like that. We fish and hunt and grow crops and love to hear the gossip from our neighbors and we love to help.

My gf (from the south) is totally blown away since her visit to the north, a 60 year old north woman just came in second in the vasaloppet and she also does triathlons and marathons.

>>725143102
ye na ye na ye na ye

>>725146835
kek

>>725146202
poor fag here
the Libs are pricks but Labour are fucking cunts.

Lib = sucking corporate cock, sometimes helps business but mostly by accident.

Labour = sucking corporate cock, wasting money, raising taxes and helping no one but themselves and their donors.

>>725126957
Toowoomba represent. Fuck me this place is a shithole

Here's some Perth pussy

Warning: she's a bit of a fat cunt and doesn't mind flaring up at you if give her a compliment

https://primallprincess.tumblr.com/tagged/me