ITT: We mange a pizza joint.

>4chan runs pizza joint
>only serves cp

Store is closed due to budget cuts. Sorry and goodbye.

>>725115392
Shit we've got mange in here?
Go clean up that shit before we get a citation from health and safety.

Ok who the fuck ate all the breadsticks?

We don't serve Pepsi here, is coke fine?

>>725115897
Said no one ever. Who the fuck prefers pepsi?

>>725115392
Sorry I'm late boss! I had to drive my kids to school and got stuck in traffic!

Get a real jerb like me heh

I nutted in the tomato sauce

>>725115392
I shit in the pizza sauce again. This time it was diarrhea.

got muh dick stuck in the dough-mixer again, boss. what do?

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>>725115392
spilled da cheese b0ss

>>725115497
Hee-hee, how vanilla.

SHIT guys a jew just walked in wat do.

>>725116322

throw 'em in the oven?

>>725116396
Yes. Throw em in the oven.

>>725115392
A joint you say?

>>725116322
Complement them on their achievements and everything they've done as a group to make the world a better place.

>>725116540

so basically ignore them til they go away

NO NIGGERS

>>725116540
Mustard complements ketchup, kind words compliment people.

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Lets make snail pizza guys

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>>725116027
>>725116039
>>725116186
>>725116198
>>725116396
>>725116459

I'll be back in 10 minutes and I expect to see improvements across the board or I'm shutting this place down until new staff can be found.

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>>725116322
Luckily we serve kosher pizza so we have no problems accommodating are Jewish friends.

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Who keeps leaving fucking pictures of Morgan Freeman everywhere

>>725116710
This could actually be good anon. Slice up that sucker, put it on a pizza with some garlic and cheese. Could be really nice.

>>725116710

Escargo fuck yourself.

>>725116707
Dammit...thanks for catching that and correcting me, I always get the two mixed up.

*farts*

>>725116973

yup pizza hut

Hello, I'd like to place an order?

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>>725116827
>>725116907

So what do you think ?
is it good ?

>>725116797
Hey! you're not my supervis.... oh shit.
Quick guys, get the stoners out of the freezer and tell the girl at the drive through window to stop fucking around on tinder and actually do her job.

Make pizza for the snail, I think you mean.

>>725117040
Perfect

all the chairs are gone b0ss

>>725117040
Those are small snails though, now I'm disappoint.
>>725116945
Then you're gonna love me for this, it's spelled damnit.

some one had a miscarriage on the men s toilett floor need some anon to clean up

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Someone shit in the restroom trash can. It looks like a real roper!

Pineapple on every pizza! Don't like it? Too bad! Go somewhere else with your horrible taste in food.

>>725115497
Thats a Pizza Hut that I'd go to

>>725117317
Pineapple tastes like this

>>725117716
Oh shit

>>725117716
Why didn't you name that gif CthulhuDick.gif?

Hello, is this the Build a Bear place?

>>725118664
Nope, want some shitty pizza?
We add more pineapple for every time you ask us not to.

Hey, there's a girl passed out in the bathroom!

>>725118820
Keep Jerry away from her, he goes weird around unconscious women.
The last time we had one, he called the cops and an ambulance.

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*stares at waitresses asses all day*

>>725118920
Gotcha, I'll just put a few signs and drag the mop out, pretend we're cleaning it.

>>725119195
Well while you're in there "cleaning", remember to wear "gloves". The one before last gave so many people the clap that the entire staff except Jerry constituted a standing ovation.

>>725119572
Good thing the owner's son had that condom machine installed on the wall, when he got drunk that one time and thought he was in Tijuana

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>>725115392
I want a meat pizza

>>725115392
Really OP? You couldnt mange to spell mange correctly? Stick your dick tip in a jar of green relish you jenkum huffer.

>>725116797
Fuck off back to Domino's, nigger.

>>725116710
>>725116907
Samefag.

Has anyone seen my dick shaped cookie cutter?

>>725119676
Ugh don't remind me, he kept hitting on me the entire night. He wouldn't understand that I'm a dude with long hair and kept talking about getting some of that Tijuana nasty.

Someone called again asking for CP. I think we're being trolled by the hacker known as 4chan.

>>725115392
Alright, listen up guys, we got some serious issues here. Corporate is pissed. I just got back from the regional's office; labor and food cost are way over budget, HR has been handling multiple complaints from facebook and feedback that our staff has been rude and even hostile to guests, and I keep getting complaints that one of you has been leavings dick pics laying about the place. Regional also denied our request for a new back up cooler on the line, so as usual, stop storing shit in there over night.

>>725119045
Muh nigga, its the only thing that keeps me going some days.

>>725120102
>>725116907
Samefag.

>>725120355
Just ask for a paypal account, charge them for twenty cheese pizzas and have them delivered for free to his neighbors.

>>725116798

How terrifying it must be to live life like that.

>>725115392
I can't even manage myself, why the fuck would you give me any responsibility?

>>725116798
So a pizza place without meat?
That's like a burger place that doesn't use buns.

>>725120632
Fuck I didn't even read the small print, they want you to order one day in advance to ensure it'll show up on time.
Might as well make my own pizza, a if meatless and 24 hours in advance is how they do it.

>>725120845
They're also only open 3 days a week. How does that work? Do they deliver when closed, or accept calls when closed?
> most small businesses fail, and totally deserve to fail

>>725121054
I bet they charge through the nose as well, but they're from Orange County, so the rich jews that are their clientele can probably afford it.

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>>725115392
>mange

>>725121548
Poor dog never got over being exposed to cosmic radiation.
His three friends were some of the few people who wanted to associate with him afterwards.

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>>725115392

Got reports of mange. I'm gonna have a look around your establishment if you don't mind.

Uh, Mr Manager sir. I'm going to have to call in sick today. I have a terrible rash on my balls.

>>725121845
Where do you think we get our parmesan?
Unless you're unable to walk or function, you're either coming to work or looking for a new job tomorrow.

I'm thinking maybe we should take a little oregano out of the sauce, as it might be a bit heavy as it is.. possibly add a bit more crushed garlic. What do you guys think.

>>725117030
fuck off we closed

>>725121955
This place is a pizza hut, if you want to make good pizza, do it at home buddy.

>>725121762
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Select all squares that match the label Pepperoni.

>>725121548
he'll be fine.

>>725122188
>\thread

>>725122188
Instructions unclear. Dick caught in pizza oven.

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I like it best when the staff greets you when you come in.