How did /b/ lose their virginity?

>>725105525

I fucked a chick in the toilet in the mental hospital we had both been sent to

I didn't

>>725105525
With a 40ish year old prostitute when I was 15.

>>725105525
girl down the street.

her bedroom.

she was 15 (I was 14)

First time was...unimpressive (but hey! vcard gone)....we got better though.

I had sex

greentext it faggots

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>>725105525
Still got it

>>725105525
Fucked random tinder girl I'd never met feelsbadman

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Passionate sex with a beautiful warm young girl that loves you must feel amazing.

>>725106811
> warm
Could you be more creepy?

>>725105525
Outside in my backyard, on a large piece of plywood on the dirt.
Shit was cash.

>>725106903
I'm just being specific

>>725106811
>>725106903

> Busting a nut inside her when she is on the pill
> feels warm man

>>725105525
>be 15
>one friend 16 parents not home for the weekend
>call few more friends 14 15 15
>get weed lamo
>get 20 beers
>16 friend say he will call slut that he fuck regular basically she fuck anyone he say you can guys fuck her if want
>tfw some 16 slut really show up
>give her a beer smoke some weed
>friend 16 go with her in the next room
>we hear slapping sounds literally one door and a wall divide us
>10min or so later friend 16 come out sit next to us
>if someone want to fuck her go ahead
>i go
>mfw open door this bitch is nude spread eagle on the bed
>pants down suck my dick for like 1 min
>i cant w8 more i wanna fuck
>fuck her
>another friend go in after me
>basically i fucked her 1 more time that day
>and many more every chance i got to invite her when my parents where not at home
>she was good looking nice body because east EU teen
>shit was cash

>music festival
>14
>see ex
>couldthisbeit.jpg
>smooth talk
>works
>go back to her tent within 10 minutes
>quite nervous
>whip out dick
>first ever bj
>feelsgoodman.png
>both get naked
>finger her as she lays on her back
>want to do 69 but too shy to ask so I pretty much take the girl's position
>awkward pushing cock down into her mouth
>struggling to eat cunt at this angle
>stick my finger in her arse
>realise I really don't know what I'm doing
>timeforthefuck.exe
>missionary
>no condom
>here we fucking go boys
>go in easy, it hurts her, she's also virgin
>once she's warmed up I start pounding
>phone starts ringing
>it's my mum
>answer the phone while losing my v
>whydididothat.jpg
>she's checking up on me
>I told her I was pretty damn good
>put down phone
>pull out and cum
>she doesn't look satisfied
>don't care
>get dressed
>leave tent
>tell all my friends about it
>also tell friends I put my finger in her arse

>be me
>just moved to a new high school
>don't know anyone
>3rd period sit down next to slamming spinner.
>5'2"-5'6". Big tits. Fat ass. Tight shorts.
>Instant virgin boner

with an 28year old hot milf

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>be me
>be 12
>for some reason no one likes my friends sister
>chill with her out of pity
>shits real awkward
>have nothing in common
>starting to see why no one hangs out with her
>suddenly her computer makes a noise
>read her tabs
>notice new grounds
>notice club penguin
>HOLY FUCK
>spend hours talking about madness, pico and other shit
>eventually we agree to date
>about two weeks later we find ourselves watching some horses at a nearby farm
>making out while watching horses
>I want to try something
>about 5 minutes later I was Wang jangling my prepubescent cock at her puss puss.

>>725107212
A mate of mine lost his virginity like this. Him and his mates ran a train on a girl at a house party. He was fourth hahahaha

>>725107257

> realise I really don't know what I'm doing

Out of all the stories in this thread, this line read the truest

>>725107474
>We start talking
>I need weed, she knows a guy
>she hooks it up and we hang out and smoke all the time.
>druggie parties
>Im not into hard stuff but I'm in "love"
>One day in class she asks if I will rub olive oil on her legs. I can't even.
>another time we are on a school project together and she starts making out with her super hot friend. Shy as fuck, too dumb to make a move.
>Party, she starts shaking her ass in front of me I slap it. She gives me a weird look and keeps going.

>>725108196
fuck, anon's betAH

>>725105525
Girl likes me, I'm TOTALLY into her...we have similar half-indigenous background, visit girl, make out, she wants the D, I try to give it to her....WTF!!!???? the D doesn't want the girl. actually, putting on condom killed boner.

Exchange Girl, Nerdy Redhead, comes down and starts me up and fucks me....I wake up to being fucked on couch by a real girl......WTF!!?? surprise WIN!

She visits me a few times in my college apt, freshman year, and bangs me .

wuz good.

>>725108196
>One night we make contact.
>On the floor of her freinds house, everyone asleep.
>We kiss
>I'm dying, zipper breaks on my pants
>Greatest moment of my life.
>I feel her up, she feels me up.
>I go in for the kill
>"Im on my period"
>Next day go home and vigorously masturbate.

>>725108515
Jebaited

Met some Asian chick while drunk at Miyagis in Hollywood who barely spoke English a fucked the hell out of her.

>>725105525
Fucked first real GF in the woods near my HS. It was pretty nice at the time. Regretted it years later because she turned into a giant slut.

>>725108375
I'm reformed

>>725108515
>We are dry fucking all the time
>This goes on for a while
>Still no clue how to execute critical mission.
>Sexual tension is noticed by freinds and commented on frequently
>Breaking point.
>One day I'm scoring weed
>She is at a freinds house a few blocks away.
>Begging me to come there.
>MUST HAVE WEED.
>By the time I get there it's raining.
>She is pissed but we all smoke and everything is good again.
>Now we have to walk home in the rain.

>be 15
>be at older kids' house party with friend
>host's 12yo sister is there, hanging around being annoying
>get blackout drunk, literally get put to bed because i can't walk or see
>hear door open
>mumble something like 'grrnnglgh'
>it's host's sister
>'hey anon'
>'you're pretty drunk, hehe'
>climbs in bed with me
>'i like you'
>starts grabbing at my belt
>i roll over, remember thinking it's weird how she's only 12
>she eventually rolls me over, get my pants off and sits on my dick
>suddenly i don't care so much that she's only 12
>she asks if i'm a virgin
>'ummm, not any more'
>'hehe, i love taking boy's virginities'
>i nut and fall asleep
>in the morning her sister and mum freak out and tell me they're going to call the cops and get me arrested for statuatory rape

it was pretty fucked up really, basically got raped by a 12 year old and then threatened with rape charges

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>>725105525
I went to yellow island to party with the chinks during Halloween I stroke out with a chick the first time at a party. The second Time in a party I got cock blocked by a girl friends and in the third time I got shit face drunk and hooked up with a 4/10. The food is pretty good though.

My first experience was horrible. I met a girl in a chat room that was down to fuck. I traveled to see this girl, and when we started making out, I started to smell something.. strange. When she got naked, it was worse. It smelled like rotten fish and I could smell her from the edge of the bed. I rawdogged it like an idiot since she told me she was on the pill. This girl's pussy is so loose that I actually had a hard time having an orgasm because her vagina was so loose.

That was the worst sex I have ever had. That smell though, it haunts me. It got to where I could smell her from across the room. When we took a shower for the first time together, she didn't wash her vagina or her asshole. It smelled like rotten fish that had been left out in the sun all day.

>>725105795
Nice,

I was 18 when I lost it to a 40 year old Viet prostitute, I used the 4chan sex guides so she let me come back for free and stay more than an hour.

One time she made me wait on the balcony while she saw another client

After a night of clubbing, drunk, to a chick i never met before or after again and she was on her period, the eay god intended.

>>725109288
riperino, sorry anon

>>725109017
>My house is closer than hers.
>By the time we get there clothes are soaked.
>go inside
>Dad and stepmom are home
>Tell them we are gonna hang out in my room until rain stops
>They go upstairs
>She suggests we put our clothes in the dryer.
>Fucking yes
>This is happening
>We disrobe down to the undies.
>She gets into bed and asks if I will put on some music.
>All I have is a shitty boombox and a Bob Marley CD because this was a long time ago.
>I lay down next to her

>>725109726
just do one fucking greentext, holy shit more separate parts than a god damn jigsaw puzzle

>14
>geeky senior I met in band
>her gf tried to share me
>ended up not going
>k bitch
>so her mom is a witch
>creeps me out all night until she goes to bed
>k time to get down
>she jerks me gerks for bout half an hour
>rip her clothes off like gentleman
>condoms cuz momma ain't raise no fool
>try to stuff myself inside her skinny little pussy
>realize how skinny she is
>realize how skinny her futon is
>bitch says something "sexy"
>"Fuck you"
>"You are"
>awkward sex silence
>keep fucking
>futon snaps
>cum anyway
>tiptoe my naked ass outside and hurls sploogebag as far as humanly possible

Regret nothing

>>725109726
>start making out
>she asks if i want to take her bra off
>hell yeah nigga
>both get naked
>start going at it
>she can tell im inexperienced
>tell me to lay back on the bed
>climbs on top of me
>i am diamonds made flesh
>she slowly slides onto my dick
>starts moving a little faster
>i feel something dig into my ass
>try to ignore it, but there is definitely something under her bed
>i tell her to hold up, theres something under the bed
>she starts freaking out, tells me to ignore it
>seems weird, so i pull the covers back
>she is visibly worried, starts tearing up, begging me not to look
>now i just have to know
>jump off the bed
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>725110175
YOU FUCKING BITCH I FELL FOR IT

> Binged all the American Pie movies in 8th grade before the summer to freshman year.
> "I cant die a high school virgin"
> 6/10 girl hits my facebook dms to chill in the summer.
> girl used to sit behind me and tell me all her fantasies during language arts class
> respond "sure when do you wanna chill"
> at her house a few days into the beginning of summer
> her parents werent home
> not sure if i'll fuck but maybe i'll touch a titty
> dad pulls up on the driveway
> she tells me to run to the woods behind her house
> found a bedsheet sprawled out in an open area
> 2 minutes later she appears in the area in basically a bathing suit
> "i have no condoms I wasn't prepared"
> "don't worry about it"
> crickey
> lose my virginity to the motive that I can't die a high school virgin because I binged watched American Pie

>>725110121
Oh and then her witch mum fucked my dad. Like wat.

>>725110175
keked

>>725109726
>Heavy petting
>She tells me to unclasp her bra
>"Yyyyes pls"
>I'm about to explode
>Hands shaking
>Heart pounding
>Titties out
>Overflowing handfuls
>I could cut diamonds
>Slowly pull off her panties
>Spread her cheeks
>I could cry
>Finger in
>Mushy AF 16 year old primo
>Lean back
>Go in for the stab
>Won't go in
>"Anon, that's the wrong hole"
>Slight mistep but my will is unshakable
>My sword has been unshiethed and cannot slumber until pussy juice has been drawn.
>Second stab
>Dead on target
>I'm in there
>Greatest moment of my life
>I can hear my ancestors cheering my name
>One pump
>Two
>Three
>Breathing heavy now
>I'm fucking doing it
>CD starts skipping on red red wine.
>We both burst into laughter.
Soon after that she went home. I don't cum and we mostly just lay there talking.
We ended up being together for a couple years and I shed my beta tendencies and fucked her ragged on many occasions.
Wouldn't have changed a thing.

>>725110175
You asshole, you hijacked my story

>>725110786
oh shit i actually thought that was you

>>725110675
good ending anon. sorry i highjacked your story, i just saw my opening and went for it.

>>725110981
It's cool. I'm just happy to have relived that beautiful moment in my life. I haven't thought about it in a long time.

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>>725110175

>>725111153
>>725110981
>>725111267
I don't use 4chan often, let alone /b/, but maybe i should use it more often. I actually laughed out loud at that. This is OP btw :)

>>725111450
don't get too excited. it's mostly 90% niggerjewfaggots getting cucked by traps at loli furry conventions

>>725111918
Then you get this. Worth it :D

OP here, I have a story, lemme get on 2nd computer real quick

OP here, here ya go: i wrote it on previous thread and didnt feel like rewriting if i ever wanted to retell it
> be me 14
> known qt3.14 blondie for a bit now, no tits but great ass and legs
> we're just sitting at school doing nothing
> she's wearing thigh-high stockings with skirt
> so hot.fileextenstion
> tells me that she hung out with some alphafag (spoiled popular kid) at a trump party with other girls
> instantly mad, steam is coming out of my ears
> hate that alphafag, bullied me for years and now is stealing my girl (planned on asking her out)
> i swear that moment it all clicked
> I could totally be alpha
> fr
> next day, find alphafag hanging out with group of other fags
> walk near him, knows whats going to happen
> im wearing real edgy clothes, black jeans and black hoodie
> pushes me
> "hey, looks its anon"
> "you know that girl you're friends with she's pretty cute"
> i stop, still hood on
> I FUCKING QUOTE (WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS)
> “yeah, I'd rape that”
> oh shit i was gonna do this anyways but omg i was ascending
> slowly turns
> takes off hood and cracks neck
> cracks knuckles (both out of habit)
> run alphaconfig.exe
> One. Punch.
> All of my force into this punch; years of bullying, pent up anger, emotions, pain, into one fucking punch
> not kidding, he went flying
> broke his jaw, front teeth and gave him concussion
> first time ive ever punched someone
> holy shit
> walk over to him, his friends are backing off now
> crouch down
> sorry bro, she's taken
> i just k.o'd the most popular kid in school with one hit
> look behind me
> everyone watching me, in shock or some shit
> see her crying
> runs over and hugs me
> "anon holy shit you did that for me?"
> ik this is whiteknight as fuck but was first thing i thought of
> "well anything for you, x”
> I kissed her and walked away
> Asked x out same day, she said yes

>>725105525
be whitefag like sour cream wite fucked a black chick, felt like i was bringing back slavery

>>725112507
cont.
> we're chilling at her house
> we haven't done anything romantic really since
> getting a little restless of this california-grade dryspell
> anyways both of us are teens and have all that pent up sexual tension or whatever so shit can escalate
> watching netflix on couch
> popcorn on my side, she wants popcorn
> dives over me to popcorn
> turns over so she can watch movie now
> her butt is on my dick
> pop a boner
> she feels it
> guess she was really horny cause just from that she goes "mmmm" just a little
> is that a sign to keep going?
> move popcorn bowl so she's more parallel to me
> boner starts fitting between asscheeks
> she starts rubbing her butt up and down on my dick but *trying* to act like she's not enjoying it or doing it at all
> she's wearing really short shorts made of yoga pants material
> i play a risky card again and pull her shorts down a bit
> we make eye contact and while looking at her in the eye I grab her shorts and slowly pull em down
> "anon? are we really…”
> keep pulling shorts down
> she's real shy but holy shit when she realized what was gonna happen she went for it

>>725112624
pt. 3 cont
> she started unbuttoning my pants with one hand, the other on my thigh as support
I hope you like the details
> she sees my cock and gasps
> not sure if genuine or not
> she told me later it was
> I see her smooth pussy
> try to take it in slowly
> rub my cock on her slowly in one, soft stroke from her lower back, all the way to her vag
> put it in, most amazing feeling ever
> she holds in a moan, as it ricochets through her body in a really sexy shudder
> lets begin
> grab her waist
> push her up, down, slowly
> i can feel her body react to each movement
> faster, faster, faster
> she lets out another "nnnnn"
> decide she wants more
> balls deep
> she climaxes instantly
> I overcome my urge to cum
> pull dick out
> starts bj
> really sloppy but holy shit it felt great
> every once in a while id pull her off and we'd kiss
> whole thing has been 10 mins
> i cum in her blonde hair
> we kiss one more time
> she goes to bathroom to wash up, i see her trembling while walking away with her knees still weak

>>725110426

American pie helped you lose your virginity I love that shit