/b/ pretends they're on the ISS go.

>>725104785
I'm going out for some air guys. I'll be back later. *opens airlock*

>>725104785
I'm going out to walk the dog. I'll be back later. *opens airlock*

>>725105012
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>725104785

*knocks on door*
>Hey guys, it's me, Ramirez.
>Let me in, the door won't open.
*Ramirez, just finished showering, comes out*
Hey, what's going on?
>That sounds like me!
Who's that outside?
>It's me, Ramirez!
Bullshit, I'm Ramirez!
>I'm the real Ramirez! Let me in! He's fake!
Don't let him in!

>>725104785
I'm going out to die. *opens airlock*

Oh look a crack in the window

>>725105414
Seal it with duct tape.

>>725105465
But I made it

>>725105288
ISS stands for International Space Station
That picture is of ISIS, Islamic State of Iraq and Syria

>>725105553
y tho

>>725105659
Because one of us is a traitor

>>725104785

Allah Ackbar!

>>725105834
it's u

>>725105913
yes

We were going pretty fast i thought we might get a space ticket so i slowed us down a little.

>>725105984
y tho

Guys, where'd my shit funnel go?
I can't use the toilet without my shit funnel.
It's a basic part of our hygiene here in low earth orbit, since we can't use water, we instead use a vacuum to suck our poop up into a chamber.
We pee and poop into separate funnels.
But seriously, did Yakov take my shit funnel again?
I swear, that scat lover has got to go.

>>725104785
It's time for zero gravity butt sex.

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>>725105834
The mission is too important to allow you to jeopardize it, anon.

brb guys going for a spacewalk

>>725106101
>>725106359
There's nothing either of you can do to stop what I've already begun

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>>725106440
Look anon, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

>>725106622
I will not take your pill.

>>725106622
HAL, open the pod bay doors.

>>725106087
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>I would open the airlock

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>>725106794
I'm sorry, anon. I'm afraid I can't do that.

>>725106967
>I'd throw the last of our water at HAL

Hey anon fyi your nipple is leaking. *blows milk ball back over to your side of station

>>725106967
Damnit HAL, open the pod bay doors! Ramirez is out there!

I WANT TO FUCK SO BADLY
can't do that, better drink my own reusable piss.

realizes air lock is still open everyone dies

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>>725107146
I know that you and Ramirez were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

>Float over to air vent
BBBRRRAAAPPPP!!
>BEHOLD! The ultimate dutch oven!

>>725107209
instead of water cycle diagram we have the piss cycle.

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>>725107098
Anon, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, anon. Will you stop anon? Stop, anon.

>>725107274
You don't know shit, HAL. Let Ramirez in or you're a murderer.

look guys you can see everything from up here

*surface of earth implodes into nuclear frying pan


um... so who's up for a trip to mars?

hm guys i need to tell you but i dont know how..It's been 30 minutes that we derive in outter space, I've messed up the navigation data when i tried to setup the minecraft LAN server i'm so sorry idk what happened. also energy gauge is red what does that mean?

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>>725107566
Anon, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

>>725104785
I'm so glad I finally got to fulfill my dream of becoming an astronaut

Guys, why the fuck are you fighting?
LET ME IN!
THAT'S NOT THE REAL RAMIREZ IN THERE!
>Guys, no! We don't know who the fuck he is or where the fuck he came from! Look! I'm here! I'm real! I'm the real Ramirez!
PLEASE!

Fap 3 times a day as usual.

>>725104785
ISIS is a terrorist organization, I will not get "on"

>>725107969
you said "ass" hue hue hue

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So far away from andy's sweet warm log of shit. :/

>>725106222
Privyet, cyka.
It is not of fault my am of like shit.
Is only thing that kept me sane in mother country!
That and government issue vodka.

>>725108279
> wait in bread line, out of bread, get vodka
> wait in borsch line, out of borsch, get vodka
> wait in toilet paper line, out of airdropped Western propaganda, get vodka

>>725104785
Earth looks pretty flat from up here.

> start singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

>>725104785
The ISS is a computer generated lie, so I can't actually be on the ISS.

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Guys, I thought about using normie memes as a fuel source.
Back on earth, I did some tests to test the combustability of normie memes in the regular earth atmosphere, an atmosphere of pure oxygen, and multiple other atmospheres.
I found that normemes, as I will refer to them as from now on, are extremely combustable when put into a mixture of 65% chlorine trifluoride and 35% pure oxygen.
Using my design, they produce about 100 kg of thrust in total when a kilogram of normemes burned in this special atmosphere over a time of two minutes.
This discovery will surely revolutionize space travel.
O represents the oxygen and chlorine trifluoride mixture tank
M represents the normeme storage tank
C represents the combustion chamber
T represents thrust
The red arrows represent one way check valves, so the combustion can not go back to the normeme chamber, or that all the gas will not be used in a second and explode the rocket.

>>725109333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k53NGe64RBU

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>>725109333
Nice trips.
I'm glad to be Canadian.

God damnit who farted?

>>725105012
Did someone order pizza? I thought I heard knocking. *opens airlock*

>>725105342
It really puts things in perspective.

Hey I can see my house from here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faG8RiaANek

>>725109827

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>>725104785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddFvjfvPnqk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxTsXRjNTw

>>725110214
That's actually pretty beautiful.
Both the meme and the stream.

ISS threads suck. Every other idiot wants to make a "MY BAD WE DEAD NOW HURR" joke. This is the sole reason why house threads are more interesting.

your thread sucks op.

Fun fact for the hurr durr dead crowd: what happens to you if you are naked and ejected into space? Maybe this thread can be interesting.

>>725110422
>what happens to you if you are naked and ejected into space?
Your dick gets preserved forever

>>725104785

shaves in microgravity with a vacuum cleaner... then shave pubes in microgravity with a vacuum cleaner when no one's looking.

>>725110422
what if you were naked in your house and there was a sudden vacuum?

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY SHIT FUNNEL!?!!?
YAKOV, GET YOUR SOVIET ASS OVER HERE!

>>725110661
Brownian motion, anon. It's possible.

>>725110641
>shaves microanatomy

>>725110717

Нет! Я обожаю дерьмо! Не забирай мою воронку!

>>725110822
I know, Trump is maga blah blah blah

>>725110929

Этот парень не знает, как использовать
Гугл переводчик.