Christians God vs. Allah. Who has the strongest magic cards to win.

>>725099713
Isn't it the exact same thing?

Both the same literally.

>>725099924
Not to a christan or a muslim but yes

>>725100103
What do you mean by that because to a christian allah is literally their own god, and vice versa.

Alot of christians would not say allah is their god.

Allah likes to suck cock and god doesn't theres one difference.

I believe in jesus but not that his father was god. Allah stacks his deck he would win in 3 1/2 hours

>>725100851
Then they're not christians? Probably following some other non-Abrahamic religion.

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They are the same God. The Quran mentions Jesus as a minor prophet.

Know your religions.

Posting Bacon

>>725100851
Muslim
Christian
Jew
All are Abrahamaic religions therefore same god. Jews dont believe in jebus. Chistians dont believe in mohamed. Muslims believe in both jebus and mohamed

Neither cause they don't exist

>>725101167
Christians believe in whatever they want to. I dont think the bible references muhammed

>>725099713

The god is the same christian/jewish/muslim.

The different religions are based on the profits/saviors

Jesus Christian
Mohamed Muslim
Jewish is still waiting for one

>>725101287

Doesn't matter. muhammed didn't come until like 800 AD. All the christian books were already written by then.

The old books are all the same.

>>725101246
No they do all believe in them. Just that theirs is their prophet and the others were just notable men.

>>725101313
Actually, only Judaism is based on Profits.

It's the same one. Yahweh, the god of Abraham.

>>725099713
I believe both religions are "of the book". Muslim holiday EID, is a reenactment of the story of Abraham, or as the Muslims call him Abrahim. (Abraham, Abrahim, hell, we're all Arabs, I mean we all talk to the imaginary guy in the sky)

>>725101501
mysides.jpg

But seriously... They are all about profits. And believing if you work hard for the masters, you will get into heaven.

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>>725101501
Oh you!

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>>725099713

If god isn't real, then why does every thread mentioning him get all the replies to thread limit?

If he isn't real, why does everybody get so defensive about him not existing?

>pic extremely related

>>725101170
>minor prophet
Jesus is one of the most important figures in Islam. While he's not considered God like in Christianity, he's still God's last messiah. He's mentioned more than any other character.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

>>725100969
God is a cool white guy, Allah is a dirty sandnigger

>>725102202
they are both sandniggers you god damn faggot

Apollo would kick both their asses

>>725102517
apollo would lick both their asses.

They're both lies anyway so who cares

>>725102619
Sandniggers licked your ass twice

>>725102517
>>725102619

le hivemind

>>725102619
Get it, because Greeks are fags. Is funny!

>>725102716
One is a reply to the other, you faggot.

>>725099713
kek

If you believe in any God...you're an unevolved idiot

>>725099713
YHWH-1 defiles them both up the ass. B)

WHERE IS YOUR SLACK NOW?

>>725101261
your fedora is showing.

>>725102794

right?? hivemind exactly

>>725102857
this

Being agnostic is the only acceptable thing

>>725102700
I made them do it in the name of allah.

I thought /b/ knew about religion and shit until this nigger OP comes up thinking Allah and God are different things

The only difference is the fucking language you use

I don't believe in Dios

>>725102857
If you believe in no god, your a nigger and a faggot.

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>>725102107
>Jesus is one of the most important figures in >Islam. While he's not considered God like in >Christianity, he's still God's last messiah. He's >mentioned more than any other character.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

I agree. There is no where in the Christian Bible where the "Trinity" is referemced. It was put in later.

Posting Baconator sandwich

>>725102857
Source? Oh wait. You dont have one kek

"God is that which none greater can be perceived"

>>725103266
No and no...I'm a rational intelligent human being that has no need to believe in fairly tales to get through life...it's the religious who delusional believing there's a special place in the sky for them next to their imaginary friend...grow up

>>725103513
lol, thinking your rational mind rhetoric is infallible

let the religious have their belief system as long as it doesn't affect policy and other's rights

who gives a fucking shit

>>725103674
Agree...but that Trump fucker is rewinding the US backwards...I pity you yanks having that idiot as your president

>>725103674
I bet you are a fucking white male

God loves all of this shit.

I always found it funny that the worst sin you can commit is to not worship him. Wonder why that is?

>>725103513
what a small sad existence you must live

The earth is not 6000 years old...fact...the human race was not made out of sand and a rib...fact...humanity has blindly followed thousands of Gods over millenia...and all Christians say all the others are false gods and theirs is the one true God...ffs...can you listen to yourselves? Santa ain't real either...grow up and wake up...you've been had

>>725104357
>The earth is not 6000 years old.

If the earth was 6000 years old, it would mean that the earth was formed about a thousand years after the Sumerians developed gluten.

>>725104357
>there, in just one short paragraph, I have disproven the existence of a God and my fedora neckbeard knowledge is flawless
>wake up sheeple
Why do you atheists care so much? You haven't budged my belief of Allah (God) one bit with that shit, try harder

>>725104832
Because you're holding humanity back

>>725099924
As a Christian I can confirm that allah is just god but with a kinda dumb nickname

>>725105112
Yesssss

They both die in holy wars self-justified by themselves, so it's all good.

>>725099713
I bet you've never seen tits like this http://streamboobs.com

This thred is about magic the gathering keep your religious bullshit aside and tell me who has the better deck.

>>725102107
That was because Mohammad wanted Christian followers. The Qur'an was invented by him.

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Doesn't "Allah" simply mean "God" in Arabic? So Christian Arabs worship Allah also. It's the same exact thing but with different assholes writing about it in different centuries.

>>725105112
And Krishna...shiva...Zeus...Thor...Apollo...and let's go back further...the sun God...moon God...please...you're showing your ignorance

You all assume it's only two gods..
Your Christian God and the Muslim God...ffs...know some history

hello muslim convert here. I see a lot of misinformation in this thread so im just gonna post this.

Judaism, Christianity, and Islam share same God as jews and christians arabs call god Allah as well. Allah, just translates God or "the Deity". Islam is more similar to Judaism as Christianity was romanized.
Judaism - Jesus is not a God or Prophet. waiting on messiah
Christianity - messiah is Jesus and Jesus is God, trinity aspect
Islam - Reject trinity, Jesus is a messenger of Allah and will return for he is the Messiah. Muhammad is the last prophet God sent till Jesus returns.

if anyone has question lmk

>>725105751

Not krishna. I think Brahma is the actual OG god, krishna is one of the big ones but not the big cheese.

Any street shitters confirm?

>>725099713
God invented magic when he created Yu-Gi-Oh. Clearly he is the strongest. You can't defeat his toon cards, Allah boy.

>>725106188
Again you ignore the thousands of other gods..why is that? Do you dismiss all of these other gods as myth? Can't you see the pattern here...no I guess not...you were indoctrinated as a child...as said...grow up

>>725106325
Op here. Yu-gay-oh sucks magic rules the land of cards

>>725106299
>I think Brahma is the actual OG god,

it's entirely possible, as Brahma was around 15K years before the pussy god of Abraham.

If Hindus thought there was anything to that Abrahamic god or Jesus, they would lose no sleep over making him an avatar of Vishnu.

>>725106655
Just like flat earth -OP

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>>725105909
Christians and Muslims are basically 99% atheists. They can easily dismiss a multitude of other deities without a second thought but then fool themselves into clinging to that last one.

>>725106188
Why all of the fighting over the same god then?

>>725106188
pussy god is a pussy.

Every time I see a muslim cutting someone's head off while their hands are tied behind their back, I'm reminded of what pussies these people really are.

>>725106655
no i looked into the other religions. There are similarities but Islam made the most sense to me.

The other thousand religions don't really talk about the same prophets besides the big 3 and the ones that do like mormons and bahai and ahmedis dont make sense

>>725106891
Bang on

>>725106910
>Christians and Muslims accept Jesus
>Jews somewhat not
Now guess ((who)) is promoting war on both sides.

>>725106910
>Why all of the fighting over the same god then?
Incompatible ideas about that same jerk in the sky (in their imaginations)

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>>725106748
>being this gay

>>725107111
The true god of humans

>>725106981
Mormons??? Come on that's the biggest laughable of them all...read up about it...some hack in the 50s came up with that bullshit...it's up their with scientology

>>725106910
Is it really a war over religion or land and power? Religion is just used as an excuse by those in power to justify segregation and hatred. Ali ibn Abu Talib RA said "People are of two kinds, either your brothers in faith or your equals in humanity."

>>725107056
>>725107087
Isn't God/Allah more culpable in this than Jews; for allowing the confusion to continue; & not clearing it up (as he could EASILY do)?

>>725107056
>>Jews somewhat not

Orthodox jews don't believe in a creator god, or even hell or heaven. So, there's that.

I can respect Jews easier, because they're only religious on Friday.

"Jewish suicide bombers in Palestine"? said no one ever.

>>725107216
thats why i said their religion didnt make sense....

>>725106655
Anon just tried to clarify the differences in the Abrahamic Religions, he said nothing about any other religion, so why are you upset?

>The major Abrahamic religions in chronological order of founding are:
>Judaism (seventh century BCE),
>Christianity (first century CE)
>Islam (seventh century CE)

>>725107244
>Isn't God/Allah more culpable in this than Jews

You raise an issue, that no one can answer, because no one is able to clear it up. It's just a set of horrible ideas set in motion by dogmatic people.

>>725107238
>over religion or land and power?
The greater & the lesser of that; respectively.
Land & Power for those who direct the others into believing it's over religion

>>725106891
Except Christians believe in three Gods, that's only one but also three but there are pagans around so one so we don't seem like them.

>>725107425
God can.
But does not.

>>725107296
Friday is Muslims
Saturday is Jews
Sunday is Christians

Israeli zionists will not hesitate to expand onto more land and europe after they are done with palestine

>>725106772
Is it possible the golden calf worshippers were worshipping Brahma?

>>725107336
>thats why i said their religion didnt make sense....

>>725107216
>Mormons

Mormonism has all the same bullshit Christianity does, but an extra set of bullshit, but no one ever worries about Mormon suicide bombers, now do they?
or Amish suicide bombers
or Anglican suicide bombers
or Catholic suicide bombers

>>725107056
Christians believe in the trinity, where Jesus 'is' god, Fulfilled Prophecy and is their savior
Jews don't believe Jesus Fulfilled Prophecy and isn't the savior
Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet like any other in the books, and not particularly special.

>>725107644
They don't have enough jews to fill Israel & Palestine, kek.
I think they'd be content with running the rest of it, financially & idealistically.

>>725107336
None of them make sense...the creation story....which one?...the great flood and the arc...absolute bullshit...then the idea of do as I say or burn in hell...for eternity...you do know your God killed thousands of people in your holy book...Satan...less than 10...your is supposed to be perfect and created every thing on earth...including termites that eat away at childrens eyes...fuck that...if he is true...then hes an absolute psycho who really doesn't give it shit...has he shown himself...no...it's all lies

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literally only one god, just different ways to worship. any act of violence in the name of any religion is a total sin against god.

>>725107644
>Jewish Shabbat lasts from sundown on Friday until Saturday at sundown.

yeah, it starts on Friday

>>725107953
I personally don't think so... I think this is exactly how God likes it.

All of u 4chan people are atheists and yet here you are, talking about something you don't even think is real.

>>725108047
I am a dystheistic misotheist, tyvm.

>>725107691
idk they got like 50k 20 year old guys all over the world knocking at your door maybe just one day

>>725108047
I'm out...over it...unevolved idiots

>>725107691
Suicide is strictly forbidden in Islam and a ticket to the hellfire.

>>725107815
so Jesus was a prophet that lied about being the son of God

>>725107684
People felt out of control back then, you know? Food was always an issue, safety was an issue, basic life was an issue. Everyone telling them their lives were in the hands of outside forces.

Could have been Brahma. The Indians were literate, and so were the Chinese.

Hindus and Buddhists are concerned with happiness, and actually have some important things to say about how to be happy.

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>>725107507

>>725107892
Not a fan of the Israeli PM. Seems straight evil

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Oh my god.....i finally started a thread that pissed off more than 3 people. Im getting stronger as the posts go by.

>>725108115
shut the fuck up with your modern terms for made up bullshit

>>725107953
>only one god
Maybe go read your bible, It clearly states there are more than one, trouble is 95% of 'religious' people haven't read the damn bible.

>"I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery. 3"You shall have no other gods before Me.

It goes on to mention by name no less than 35 pagan gods

>>725108213
>Suicide is strictly forbidden in Islam and a ticket to the hellfire.

That's not consistent with the teachings. It also talks about 72 white grapes being given to the person that gives their life for Allah.

Check it out. There was a problem with translation from the original texts.

>>725101246
i believe mohamed boxed for our sins

>>725108296
i think Israel should have all of Jerusalem and be in full control over it and its sacred sites but yeah I really feel for Abbas he seems like he's always been trying to do things the proper way for his people and Netanyahu and Hamas are just playing off each other and fucking everything up.

>>725099713
God has Wrath of God and Armageddon.

Allah has, like, I don't even know wtf Allah has. Fucking Ali Baba from Arabian Nights, maybe?

God's gonna make the Pro Tour before Allah does, is all I'm saying.

>>725108239
You would have to ask the apologists.
Alto i'm sure in 'their' book Jesus either doesn't make that claim at all, or as always you get to pick from the big book of multiple choices and 'context'

>>725108317
>dystheism: belief that God is evil
>misotheism: a hatred of God
Both predate Christianity.

>>725108492
Maybe you just cracked what the fuck is going on in Sweden. It's a mis-translation

The ones giving their lives for Allah are doing 72 white rapes

>>725108492
>>725108213
The idea is to kill or convert all non-believers, or muslums that are luke warm, or don't believe the right version of Islam.

It's been a lot of sectarian violence between shia and sunni muslims due to a misunderstanding about who is right. It's a bit of a schism that's led to a lot of bloodshed.

>>725108689
10/10

>>725108610
and what happened to that nigger? he dead.

>>725099713
Damn, God is jacked.

>>725108689
>The ones giving their lives for Allah are doing 72 white rapes

yeah, they're a bit obsessed with raping a slew of girls on a cloud - but the original texts were quite clear about the white grapes.

>handful of raisins

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>>725108618
what about Jihad and Army of Allah? fuck he has half of an expansion

>>725099713
>Christians God vs. Allah

They are the same god, literally. Judaism, Christianity, Islam all worship the same god - but they revere different prophets. Muslims do see Jesus as a prophet, but believe that he failed in his Earthly mission while Muhammad did not.

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>>725109317
>believe that he failed in his Earthly mission while Muhammad did not.

and what the fuck was that mission?

>>725108639
I would genuinely like to talk with an Islamist apologist. I had a great talk with a Mormon one on a flight a few years ago, was way more interesting than talking with some random person about religion.

>>725109317
So enlightening. Please enlighten me more

>>725107920
Whats wrong with the creation story?
What do you think came before the Big Bang?
>Great flood
wasnt the arc found in turkey?
"But We saved him and the companions of the ship, and We made it a sign for the worlds." (29:15)

>God isnt human and doesn't have the same human emotions.God didnt kill anyone. He knew if someone would kill another but He knows everything that is and could have been. Satan misguides the sinners.

>Has he shown himself
briefly once to Moses, he blew up a mountain.

>>725109474
>I had a great talk with a Mormon one on a flight

The Mormons I've had encounters with have always been good, regardless of how crazy their religion is.

How was your talk with him? What did he say to you?

>>725109175
Yeah, true. But except for Djinni, most of those cards are shit

>>725109460
impregnate 9 year olds and leave a bloody wake of destruction to make his passing.

>>725108239
the term "sons of God" was common to any for any believer to say long ago. I believe other prophets and saints said the same

>>725109585
>God didnt kill anyone. He knew if someone would kill another but He knows everything that is and could have been. Satan misguides the sinners

This is where people fuck up.
There IS no Satan.
It's all just God. We want to have our cake & worship it too.

>>725107244
>Isn't God/Allah more culpable in this than Jews; for allowing the confusion to continue; & not clearing it up (as he could EASILY do)?
A million curses gets in the way of that.
The only way to deal with the problem is to damn the disbelievers and then eliminate them in rapid succession without warning.

>>725108475
No god before me. Perhaps after me? Maybe a lesser God? Do you pray to St. Christopher for a safe journey. Mother Mary can help? All lesser gods.
Of course between penicillin and Mother Mary, I choose penicillin.

>>725099713
Hold up. HOLD THE FUCK UP.
Let's get 2 more in here:
>Calls Rastafarian God
>Calls Jewish God
>"Hey you two, there's a fight between Muslim God and Christian God, you guys want in on this?"
>2-way match is now a royal rumble

>>725109460
>and what the fuck was that mission?

Bring god's message.

>>725109551

>So enlightening. Please enlighten me more

You find basic widely known facts about the world's 2 largest religions to be enlightening? (you're a faggot)

>>725109808
Ahhh yes, the god jealous speaks up.

>>725102857
lol enjoy being a fucking tree when you die, i'm gonna be chilling in heaven with my boy jesus while your mom services us

>>725109934
>Bring god's message.

A message that absolutely no one can agree upon? absolute total failure.

>>725108492
Giving your life for God =/= suicide

>>725099713
The REAL God, Yahweh, was mentioned over 2,000 years before the fake god, allah...this is provable because Islam did not appear until 600 years after Jesus died. Muslims might as well be Mormons, as both religions are fake and piggyback Christianity to lend credibility to their cults.

>>725101287
Cause muhamid is a false prophet

>>725110091
So is jesus

>No God before me
>Must Worship me truly

All Gods gotta eat; & Yahweh/Ieovah/Allah eats what every other God eats: Worship.

Why else would it be SUCH a damnable sin to NOT worship it?

The good news with that would be; if it has to eat, it should become weaker when starved.

Perhaps you could even kill it this way.

Not like humanity would do it even if it could & knew how; humans NEED their god to tell them what to do. How to live. What's right or wrong.

They're TOTALLY lost without a God's dick in their mouth.

>>725110091
>Cause muhamid is a false prophet

Hint: They're all false if they think they can into prophesy

>>725110177
Nuh uh.
Jesus overcame death and ascended into Heaven.
He healed the sick and will come again to judge the living and the dead.

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Fuck god.

Fuck christians.

Fuck muslims.

Fuck you.

>>725109903
Haile Selassie was a dictator and paled around with John Kennedy until there was a revolution and his people killed him.
Rastafa Haile Selassie is no god.

>>725109697
I don't remember the chapter or verse, but once there were some dudes about to stone Jesus for making such a blasphemous claim. What's funny is that the church canonized him being the son of God, but no one else was allowed to be after that. But you still have to follow his example, even though we made it impossible.

>>725109767
>A million curses gets in the way of that
How are curses more powerful than God?
Is he not Omnipotent; Omniscient?

>>725110062
Yea; we should all be giving our life for God each and every day...
Serve the Almighty, cultivate our souls to better bring God's Will to Earth as it is in Heaven

KEK asshole any other deity worship is blasphemy

>>725110213
That's a bunch of bullshit.
God in its very nature needs nothing.
Man seeks out relationship with God because it is in our nature to know ourselves; being made in the image of God, we seek God.

>>725110594
Are you afraid? Do you worship your God out of fear?

>>725110732
Then why does it demand worship, if it needs nothing?

>>725110300
God made you, and no doubt loves you.
God is merciful, and will offer mercy and grace to you if you open your heart to receiving it

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God uses fear

Alah uses truth...

Fear wins because truth doesn't care about winning....

>>725110912
As long as you worship it.
If you don't worship it; you're FUCKED.
Hell of an 'unconditional love' there...

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>>725110912

>>725110063
(A number of scholars have also drawn the conclusion that infant sacrifice, whether to the underworld deity Molech or to Yahweh himself, was a part of Israelite/Judahite religion until the reforms of King Josiah in the late 7th century BCE)

Either way, another reminder that Lucifer is not the true God.

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>>725111074
I'll see your blasphemous image & raise.

>>725110339
>Implying I implied Selassie is their god
I guess it is not too far-fetched, because to a degree they believe Selassie is Christ-returned. So, assuming they follow the Christian belief that Christ is God, then I guess you could say that.
Though, in general, they worship "Jah" which is the God of Abraham.

>>725111111

nice sextuple bro

>>725110213
>All Gods gotta eat; & Yahweh/Ieovah/Allah eats what every other God eats: Worship.
Humans need to worship for their health you idiot, worship does nothing for God.

>>725111184
AHA! a sensible minion!

You shall be called "The Wanderer"

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>>725111111
My eyes!!!!!!!

>>725110434
Look at the Lord's prayer:
"OUR FATHER, who art in Heaven..."
The Holy Trinity, "Father, Son, Holy Spirit"... we are God's children, no?

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>>725111184

And also, i call. To the turn my friend

>>725111111
o shit

>>725099713
I don't know who the fucknut on the left is, but I'd call the guy on the right daddy anyday. 10/10

>>725111326
If it does nothing for him; why demand it on pain of hellfire for NOT worshiping him?

>>725111339
I love these, but this one's not that good. The point is that we've all sinned whether we like it or not. Which is fucking stupid in the first place, but you get my point.

>>725110452
>How are curses more powerful than God?
>Is he not Omnipotent; Omniscient?
All-powerful doesn't mean he can magically make straps appear out of the floor and strap everyone down to the earth like in A Clockwork Orange and make them watch a movie on how the universe was made.
Your unnatural conception of God is false and unrealistic.
If there was a God that could do that then clearly he is unconscious at the moment and has been for quite some time.

>>725110972
Except judgement day happens and the disbelievers won't take too long to die after that.

>>725110802
If the Creator of the Universe demanded worship, you would be powerless to refuse it.

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>>725111111
Deus Vult!

>>725111644
That's what the major books say; and he doesn't refute them.

>>725111024
You have to open the door and let God in. God is loving and will not force himself upon you.
God gives free will, because in without it, there is not truly love.

>>725111236
http://www.important.ca/rastafari_history.html

>>725111623
>All-powerful doesn't mean he can magically make straps appear out of the floor...
Not the fag you were talking to, but uh, yeah, that's literally what it means.

>If there was a God that could do that then clearly he is unconscious at the moment and has been for quite some time.
That's pretty much the atheist's argument.

God here, I've been called a lot of shit but the overall consensus is that I'm in control
>I'm not, you think I am because I created you
If it came down to me versus another God I'd like to think I'd fuck him or her up but the truth is I wouldn't know if that's true because there's nobody like me. Can any of you say you'd fuck someone up who is your complete equal? You'd all defer to some minor detail or excuse as to why you're the superior.
I'm the best because I'm the only one, I win by default.
To those who said "fuck religion"
>Fair
To those who said "Fuck God"
>you can burn in hell you insignificant little speck of shit.
To those who acknowledged that two names don't necessarily mean two different deities, thank you for using the thing you evolved because of
>your brain
Oh and also, Jesus was my son the same way Muhammed was my son.
>All you bitches is my sons
But for real tho, that story's old and it's sort of unfair to bring up the past when none of you have ever had to deal with the adversities EITHER of those two had to deal with.
Even if one of them HAD failed (which neither did, I'm God not a fuckin idiot) but even if they HAD, I'm not gonna fuckin tell you about it.
The truth is there was no mission, just what each set out to do and how they set out to accomplish it. The concept was to do away with the concepts of the day and introduce a new way of thinking and clearly...one was a little more successful than the other initially, but inevitably they both found their footing and place among man. Look at you now, you're all so free from the initial concepts that reigned supreme all those millenniums ago that some of you denounce the concept of God all together because you either can't accept the concept of a being that created all that humanity has ever been or...
you're just pussy hurt about your life and the way shit's worked because you can't accept the cold hard truth of life; you're on your own.

>>725111623
What? Whos judging?

>>725102027
What is this shit

>>725111074
Cool meme. Completely false though.

>>725110802
>>725111644
>Then why does it demand worship, if it needs nothing?

This has been a question of mine for a long long time. So, god being all perfect and shit, just created everything and walked off the job after the flood?

>>725111977
Depends on your interpretation.

>>725111449
What about breathing? Did he demand you breathe on pain of death? So is giving you the ability to breathe wrong?
Stop being a moron.

This thread is not about religion its about a card game

>>725099924
In Islam, Mohammed is revered more than God for some fucked up Sandnigger reason.

>>725111792
Oh that's nice of God.

Say, what about this kid who has this horrible disease where his skin stays open in horrible wounds all the day, and he's crippled and has to stay at home, and be bathed by his mom in searingly painful salt water every day to prevent infections of his never closing wounds? And he'll die by his early 20s?

What do you think God's purpose there was, I wonder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFV5tjo80QQ

>>725111449
Where is the "demand" you speak of, and the resulting "pain of hellfire" for failing you speak of in the Bible, or religious doctrine you refer to?

>>725112125
It's generally accepted in the three major religions we're discussing here that to NOT worship God is a mortal sin.
You go to hell for those.
Although it honestly IS like the God I'm familiar with to sentence you to hell simply for breathing, like he made you to do.
>Stop being a moron.
Morons do what they're told without ever questioning.

>>725105112
you're not a christian

>>725112222
God is a masochist; and enjoys suffering.
If he DIDN'T; there wouldn't be so much of it in the world.
If he DIDN'T; HE WOULDN'T HAVE INVENTED PAIN OR SUFFERING TO BEGIN WITH.

>>725112163
they're retarded
they literally worship Muhammad and try to act like they don't

>>725112461
*Sadomasochist; my bad. Hate boner for him got in the way of my typing.

>>725103836
>>725103914
fascinating. It is the athistic fags who have a propensity towards SJ and bullshit like that.

>>725112461
same retarded shitty argument you losers cling to even though it has been debunked already. Get a new and actual argument huh?

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>>725112562
Also; cut that extra bit off your junk; meant to remove that.

>>725111733
If you're talking about the 1st commandment, then "Have no other gods before me" may be to prevent people from worshiping false idols like the Israelites did when they left Egypt... they had all those Egyptian polytheistic gods, but there is just one God

>>725111904
Nature judges. Some people did some unnatural things that corrupted their DNA. The consequence is to be burned by hell-fire. Some people were born out of heritages that claim descent from the damned. They will become incurably sick. It's like a neat chemical process or magic trick but it's actually ordained by the creator of the universe, caused by Lucifer getting damned by God.

Alpha DNA burns beta DNA when the beta DNA betrays the alpha DNA…

>>725104205
In the Koran maybe. In the bible the only unforgivable sin is impossible to commit: seeing Christ before you and his holiness, and then denying it as nothing more than the work of the devil.

>>725112611
>been debunked already
[citation needed]
Debunked by who?
I don't remember God clearing this up.
He created everything; then he thought "it'd be a great idea for these things to feel unbearable agony".

>>725099713
Neither play Magic the Gathering, and also they're both not real so.

>>725103373
"I and the father are one" - jesus christ.
The concept of the trinity was established into doctrine in the council of nicea, but it was not made up or put in at a later date. The bible implied this idea, so the church fathers of the time concluded that Christ and God and the holy spirit are one being and three persons simultaneously.

>>725112675
But if he doesn't need worship; and it does nothing for him; why would it matter enough for him to want to make sure it was all going to him & him alone?

>>725099713
Jehovah existed before allah,
literally.

>>725112022
>"In the beginning the Word already existed. The Word was with God, and the Word was God." John 1:1

I interpret this as that God is existence, all the powers of and the laws written on the fabric of the Universe. I may be wrong of course...
But given this interpretation, God made the word, and the word manifested itself in the flesh (God created the Law of how things will generate, then through time they naturally generated).
God is the perfect word, the perfect law, and eternal.
God wouldn't walk away; God is ever present

>>725104985
often it is the parasites who do not realise that THEY are the harm to the host, and not the tissue they are trying to destroy. Athists create secularism in their wake, yet religion is the evolutionary advantageous factor, and is the foundation of society. Remove religion and you get niggers.

>>725102107
kek
>thinking christians believe jesus is god

>>725113161
>Implying niggers don't have religions of their own

>>725105505
obviously the Christian God, because he does not loose his shit when you fap to porn.

Islum has the better magic cards against Chris-Chanity, because Islum knows how to taqiyya while Chris-Chans only know how to meme & troll.

They're basically the same thing, but one's honest about their lying,

>>725113161
>Remove religion and you get niggers
Boy; there are PLENTY of niggers right now; and they've got tons of religion.

>>725112060
I guess it does. You could interpret it completely closed-minded if you chose to; and maybe that would make you happy.

>>725112874
lol

>>725113246
Religious niggers are the best. It's a personal god, "watch over me as i rob this store and help me get away"

>>725113312
>Chris-Chanity
10/10; stealing.

>>725099713
Everyone knows the Albino Engineers from
Promethesus have the fuckin' juice!

>>725113216
Trinitarians do, you filthy Copt

>>725112169
Memelord, use your brain.

>>725112987
Worshipping something that is FALSE makes the worshipper unhealthy because it's in effect getting something from the source and then putting it in something that isn't the source when it belongs in the source.

It's for good health. Animals do it naturally and they're usually healthier than people.

>>725113484
That's what he's doing.

>>725112987
To protect you from being led astray by worshiping false gods

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>>725113375

These ppl are crazy here everyone has an opinion

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>>725113668
lmfao

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>>725111111
Jesus

>>725113520
>in effect getting something from the source and then putting it in something that isn't the source when it belongs in the source

u wot m8?

>Animals do it naturally and they're usually healthier than people

u wot m8?

>>725113653
Protect me from what? What harm, other than God's wrath, would come from worshiping a false God? Shouldn't he be happy there's worship going on at all?

>>725111111
I don't really care about what's going on in this thread or what you're talking about

I just wanna say nice reoccurring numerals

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>>725113527
He's doing it poorly

>>725113246
>>725113317
I love how you both ignored my argument and fixated on the end, then focussing on technicalities instead of my point. Lemmie rephrase: humans without religion are monkeys. Is that better you faggots?

>>725113975
Why else is it there?
We're supposed to use it to think about all these inconsistencies; yes?

>>725113913
>Protect me from what? What harm, other than God's wrath, would come from worshiping a false God? Shouldn't he be happy there's worship going on at all?
Protect you from wasting your life on meaningless pursuits and placing importance on unimportant things

>>725113359
In my experience, arguments for pre-Christian or people who haven't heard of it going to heaven are always very ad hoc and contrived.
I don't really expect much better from the religious community though.

>>725113390
>doesnt understand what mythos and symbolism are
>claims to have not been dropped on the head as an infant
atheists

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i dont know, it would depend on the colors and builds[typeweights, gimmicks, archtype] but i'd say it all comes down to who can mill harder.

but regardless i wouldn't watch, i fucking hate magic the gathering as a spectator.

>>725114121
Plenty of people take this shit as absolute fact.

>>725114206
so why should the apparently intelligent atheists do the same thing? Are they just retarded or something?

>>725114121
I think the person who posted that knows exactly what mythos and symbolism are. They probably just realize the entire story is a myth. Unlike cafeteria-style religious idiots like you.

>>725113913
>Shouldn't he be happy there's worship going on at all?
Do you think God's going to get emotional and happy because you're worshipping? God created the universe, that God doesn't give a shit about some specks on a speck.

It was a warning to the consequences.

Just like the New Testament was a warning to the consequences of betrayal. Crucifixions for everyone.

>>725113429
kek
>thinking trinitarians are christians

>>725114314
what if i told you, the poster was chriistian?
What if i told you, the poster was me?

>>725111798
>And he saw it was good.....

>>725114121
Be nice if God cleared up which parts were mythos or symbolism & which were actually true.
Is the part saying gays are bad mythos? Symbolism? truth?
How do you know the difference?
Please explain how to tell which is which.

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>>725114005
No not really. Monkeys have societal taboos just as we do.

>>725099713
God runs mono-black control and Allah runs manaless Dredge

>>725114390
>It was a warning to the consequences.

From who?

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>>725114121
Okay

>>725114418
So you responded to your own post?
>ok.png

>>725099713
Jehovah was the Jewish mountain god. Allah was the Arabic god of the moon for one day of the year. Jehovah wins just by being more available.

>>725112562
This thread also gives cancer

>>725099924

its a hugely open ended question, i was raised Catholic but i believe Jesus was a good person that lived long ago and you should follow his way of life helping others etc. i dont go to church, have no issues with premarital sex etc

Muhammad is a different ballgame. most Muslims want nothing to do with pigs, women are oppressed to all hell, Muhammad was a kiddy fiddler, and Islam is an inherently violent religion imo. lots of stuff in the Catholic bible can be taken out of context but the Qu'uran even says "slain those who get in the way of Islam" or something to that degree. if Muslims want to believe in that stuff have at it, but when they come to my country and want mosques built i get pissy

>>725111074

imo you get what you believe in, whatever those jungle people believe happens after death is what they get. theyre not going to hell. Buddhists believe in reincarnation, they get reincarnated. i believe in heaven and hell, literally one of the few things that got me through when my dad died when i was 21 was the fact i believed hes in heaven not suffering from cancer anymore

>>725114438
Ever heard of literary genres?
Did you know the bible is not 1 book, but a collection of books, a biblios of books?
Genesis follows a literary style which suggests that it was more focused on explaining why things are the way they are then how things came into existence, and it does borrow heavily from surrounding creation mythos of the time. Though just because something is a myth does not make it false.

the book of proverbs is wisdom literature, so it is not symbolic, but is imparting wisdom unto those who shall listen.

etc.

>>725112661

pretty sure its inbred parents that circumcise, 25 years old uncut and never have had an issue with cleanliness and my gf loves the fact im uncut

>>725114608
No he is reterted im the op

>>725101246
>All are Abrahamaic religions therefore same god.

That is what Mohammed would have you to believe so that his religion could get some legitimacy, but he was just a backward warlord who tried to get as much for himself as possible.

>>725114608
no. look at history and you will see i was responding to meme-fag image.

>>725114503
>From who?
If you play with fire, you're going to get burned. You shouldn't blame a stove manufacturer when it burns you, you should blame yourself, even if you didn't know better. That is, unless somebody tricked you into getting burned, then that's another story.

>>725114936
U a tard u tard

>>725106188
>hello muslim convert here

The mentally ill shows up on 4chan.

>>725114936
dumbass

>>725114824
this is good answer for why some parts of bible is literal and others are not. Don't ignore it if you are truly here to argue.

>>725115032
>>725115161
>>725115161
how was that answer dumb? Look at history you fags.

>>725114824
>borrow heavily from surrounding creation mythos of the time

That's an understatement, half that shit is basically a rewrite if not outright plagiarism. The reason God is so derpy in the flood story is because originally it was about two gods: one wrathful and one friendly.

etc.

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>>725099713
Allah taps 3 plains to play the Fiendslayer paladin and passes the turn to god

>ITT: terrible lie.

or to spell it out for you, "salvation" and the promise of "heaven" is a terrible lie.

god isn't home. churches are just people being nice to each other under the false and selfishly stupid promise of rewards after death. i.e. rewards that never need to be paid out (because dead, duh.)

>>725108655
misotheism = believing in god of ramen?

>>725115470
Good move m8

>>725115302
But like good literature, it assigned new meaning and purpose to the literature. Read paradise lost, it essentially copies the christian creation mythos and sympathies with the devil, giving him human qualities and raising many clever questions.

>>725100502
he means that Christians freak everytime they hear allah, besides theyre tunnel vision faggots

>>725115224
Pretty sure you need to look at the history faggot.

>>725115542
I'm nice to people outside of church on the pretense that God was nice to me. Is that selfish?

>>725115599
Ur correct

>>725115625
Loooooool

>>725115636
I did.

>>725115655
"god" doesn't care one way or another what you do. Obviously your life would be easier if everyone would buy into the lie you have.

>>725114824
A book of wise life lessons; I can buy it as.

But they're ancient life lessons & wisdom. As a book of ancient wisdom; it's not proof of a God or an infallible doctrine for an evolving world.

>>725112163
No hes not, what are you smoking? Hes the example were supposed to live up to.

>>725115865
And you're still a retarded faggot. Huh.

>>725114976
Who is going to burn me?
If they're false gods; they will have no effect good or bad.
The only one who can burn me is the "True" God; and if the worship does nothing for him & he does not need it; why is there a penalty for not directing it at him?

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>>725110912
You're going to die. How do you feel about that?

>>725115988
are you God?
of course not.
so then you can't say what God does and does not care about.

>>725115565
Flying spaghetti monster doesn't factor into this.

>>725114455
evolution is as much hokey as the bible is

God hates anons

>>725116314
Neither could anyone involved in any part of writing any of the "holy" books; as none of them are God.

And if someone today claims God has spoken to them, they get meds to make their schizophrenia go away. Why should we believe anyone else from history who God has supposedly spoken to?

>>725116076
Old is not nessecarily bad. Some philosophers still hold to stoicism despite it being older than christianity.

Also nice strawman. I never said it was or was not proof of the existence of God, i only clarified that the bible consists of multiple literary genres and to reduce it to being either entirely fact or entirely symbol would be a very reductionist standpoint.

>>725099993
No. Allah=Lucifer.

>>725116312
fine. Death is the gateway, not the wall.

>>725116569
>I never said it was or was not proof of the existence of God
Fair enough; I was arguing this point to others in a reply to you.

& Old isn't necessarily bad; but wisdom has to take into account new information, which we have much more of now.

>>725116314
I beg to differ. But then my argument falls flat. It's also bet time so i may have to end before were done.

>>725116639
The only ones who no for sure are dead; & none of them are discussing it.

>>725116825
there is some information which is fundamental though, you don't need to reinvent the wheel. Most forms of modern philosophy are built off principles of philosophy created by the Greeks. Much of their philosophy is still sound and irreplaceable today.

>>725116923
because they know the truth, which we will never know until we find out ourselves.

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Jesus

G'night you outrageous omnivores.

This has been a good thread.

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This is christians god

>>725117255
I started all this with just one pic and a question.

>>725117326
Contentious is as contentious does.

>>725117326
All threads start with a pic and some text you stupid faggot.

>>725116923
plenty of people have died and been resuscitated.

>>725116639
If you turn off a lightbulb, does its soul go to heaven?

The clock is ticking. You will die. Nothing will save you. Lights out. Eternally.

>>725117416
Duh u motherfucker. What a dumbass

>>725116241
>Who is going to burn me?
The question isn't "who" is going to burn me, it's "why will I be burning". The who explains nothing.

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>>725117137
or the entirety of their conscious being disappears and thus there is no "truth" to be experienced.

Whether or not you jump into another living body, or permanently never experience anything ever again, is the real question.

>>725116241
It's science you morons, not some guy waving his hand and deciding it's time for you to all magically start burning because he decided.

Hell-fire can be deduced to a science. It has to do with DNA.

>>725117671
Thanks; God.

>>725117671
Proof?

>>725117503
What makes the light? energy packets caled photons. Those photons' energy then lives on outside of the bulb once it is turned off, the light having been formed by energy that existed before the bulb did.
Turning off the bulb turminates the bulb's capacity to continue.
Therefore the light of the bulb live on, though the bulb may not.

You analogy was tying an analagous and literal concept together, when it should have been 2 analogies to make an analogy. The lightbulb (body) and it's light (soul).