dark secret bread

>>725098529

I masturbate in the dark

It's dark and it's a secret.

>>725098706
kek

>>725098529
I am friends with one black guy and dont tell anyone its dark and its a secret.

I'm 22 and i still eat my fucking boogers

>>725098529
I've been raped more than once

My fiancé is a registered sex offender

I know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

>>725098529
>me 18
>knocked up a girl 16
>fucked it up, got to marry her, cuz my parrents and shit
>never loved her
>after got child
>one year marriage past
>left her and baby girl
>moved to other city
>started new life there
>started small selling life insurance
>after 6 years got enough exp and money to begin my own company
>after just 3 years of work and some tricks shitting money
>started living fast life
>good cars, young whores, drugs, booze
>made a name of myself
>shit started moving from local
>spread my bussiness to other towns all around the state
>build a home
>expanded work
>now even more money
>living good for 7 more years
>job takes me to my home town
>i got to the neighbourhood to see how my ex was dooing
>still in her parrents home
>parked the car and waited curiously
>saw her once with some nice hot looking girl
>guess thats my grown up daughter
>started seeing and noticing her around town more and more often
>especially in night clubs
>the word in town spread about me so golddiggers started hitting on me
>among them my own daughter started giving me the looks one night not knowing shit
>she did a good job getting more and more closer to me
>even tho i knew somehow it made the whole thing exciting for me
>i rolled with the whole game
>started taking her to clubs myself
>dinners too, from an escort girl i usually always have on me, she got to the point of almost dating with me
>things got hotter and hotter between us so fast
>i didnt stop for any fucking reason at all, i did not know what i was thinking
>i ended up sleeping with her several times before i left the town
>didnt tell her anything
>she also didnt mention me to her mother
>cuz i was her suggar daddy.....litterally

>>725100098
You should tell her on your deathbed.

>>725101237
why and how could i

>>725098529

I know the secret to the shitty new captcha so I don't have to click on 12 shitty squares.

i have HSV2 and decided that I dont give a fuck. basically training myself to forget about it. No outbreaks ever.

>>725102207
It's hot. Send a letter with your picture. Tell her you never stop thinking about her, but don't tell her you know she's your daughter so you're not the bad guy to her.

>>725100098
copypasta story has been in these threads for a while don't fall for the bait.

>>725099406

gril or faggot?

>>725100098
this doesn't happen in real life, and most certainly not to people posting on /b/

>>725099202
are u me

a

I really want to try and have sex with a man, just to try. Even though im 100% sure ill end up with a female...

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I wish I was a girl

I'm in love with a 12 year old girl

>>725105606
Me too anon. Not some shitty male-to-female stuff either, I wish I was born a girl. Oh well, what can you do, right?

>>725098529
I know I will die as virgin bcause of social anxiety and no social skills.

I've had nudes of mine posted online without my consent before and ended up getting blackmailed into sending more. It was humiliating and I kind of loved it, and have reposted them on here and other sites from time to time.

i have a penis/i'm trans.

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>>725105943
same, i've even had a few chances....

>>725105830
Well... there's just HRT, we can't come around

>>725105213
>>725105213
do it man. who gives a fuck, as the kids say YOLO

>>725105985
more of this feeling

>>725105606
>>725105830
>>725106209
same anons but i don't want to be trans, i don't want to do the hormones or have the scars or do the explaining. i just want to be different but since they're no magic genies, im stuck.

>>725099888
>My fiancé is a registered sex offender
Continue?

>>725098529
I seriously just farted like 15 seconds ago. I almost kinda shit myself. Almost.

>>725099888
What did they do

>>725098949
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you don’t feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you’re not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize that I’m right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn, there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about “butthurt” or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even “OC”? Tsk tsk. Hard to say, don’t want to get embarrassed anon. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette. Fucking idiot!

>>725098529
I think I have aids.

>>725107140
It's actually a religious phrase from a small quasipolitical cult I'm in soooo

>>725106495
I wouldn't know how to find someone tbh

>>725106719
You really think it will go away? Better start hormones as soon as possible rather than be a hon.

>>725106719
This is precisely how I feel anon. I dont want to get some shitty fake vagina, i dont want plastic tits, I dont want any of that. I just wish there was a magic button you could press that restarts you over as a girl. Until that happens I'll just stick with being male, so basically forever. Here's hoping I'm female in my next life.

>>725098529
Autist women have a fourth hole located behind their left kneecap.

I'm a 23yo virgin

>>725107453
no i know it won't go away, i just know i can't live as trans, im just not strong enough. i actually did the year of therapy to get the hormones and surgery and backed out at the last minute. this anon summed up the rest.
>>725107521

>>725098529
Not a secret, more a vent

I have a friend that's 5'5" 200lbs and girls are all over him, he ain't even rich and lives with his parents

What am i doing wrong?

>>725107712
33

The cake is a lie.

>>725098529
I got six kids suspended by saying I was bullied by them.
>be me
>be in fifth grade
>I wondered back then what Gatorade tasted like
>I was a poorfag so I decided to steal some
>one day I got my chance
>there was one table of dickbags who were talking
>I looked over to see what they were doing
>I saw a blue colored Gatorade
>oh sweet Loki, I've got to know the taste
>lean in slowly and untwist the cap
>take a big sip
>it tastes like a smurf's shit
>one of them turns and looks at me
>oh fuck.jpg
>they tell on me, and I just start crying
>I go down to the principal's to fridge, where I make up a bullshit story about the douche table bullying me
>they actually fucking believe it
>after school, I went home and drank the sweet ambrosia known as apple juice.
That day, I got six innocent kids suspended, and I learned to not drink Gatorade. It was really fucking terrible.

>>725107848
is he funny or charismatic? is he know for having a big dick? are you know for the opposite?

>>725108114
thats you dark secret? fuck off faggot.

Trying to figure out where to buy ghb because my wife never puts out. If I could be 100% sure it wasn't cut with anything terrible I'm sure I would do it.

>>725108205
he's hilarious, ill give him that

Dunno about his dick. We were at the bar the other day and he picked up a petite blonde with perky tits and a great ass... fucking jealous

>>725107521
Uhh I don't wanna start a debate here, but surgeries are far from being shitty (at least if you don't go to a shitty tier country/surgeon), and hormones gives you real tits, you don't need implants lol.

Have you ever seen a REAL transgirl who transitioned before their ~30s?

>>725108429
that'll do it, making a girl laugh is almost like making her cum. even if you're ugly. i'd say work on your social skills but i can't help you there, that's my problem, i don't look bad but can't talk for shit.

>>725099406
I'm sorry that happened to you.

i pour the milk first when i make cereal

>>725105634
how old are you, and whats her relationship to you.. something similiar w a 15yo, im 25.

>>725108910
I eat my cereals dry

>>725108432
well it's also family and friends. even if they act accepting, i'd still feel wrong. im glad for the people it works for but it's just not for me unfortunately.

>>725108962
you fuckin madman

>>725099406
Same here. You're not alone. It's tough

>>725108380
link?

got a job as a joke just to see if i can

>>725098529
I voted for Hillary

>>725107371
tinder or other gay dating sites, i'd say bars and look for the gay looking guy but theres alot of metrosexuals now adays.

I laid down on the floor because I'm an absolute madman

>>725108432
No debate needed, it's just my personal opinion. I have seen some very convincing post-op girls, but I'm not trying to say that I wouldn't do it just because it's unconvincing, I don't want to do it because it's not something that is a main focal point in my life. For a lot of trans people, not being a female is a big point of contention in their life to the point where some of them quite literally feel like they can't even function properly with their own body. They get the operation and therapy done because it finally makes them feel "normal". I don't struggle with that. I WANT to be a female, but at the same time it doesn't bother me immensely that I'm male. For me, being a male is "eh" in the sense that I'm okay with it, but I think I'd enjoy being a female better. But not so much that I'm willing to drastically alter my entire life. Similarly, I'm really not built well at all to be a "cute" girl like I'd want to be. My body's shape is rather "masculine" if you will, and I'd just end up looking like a shitty crossdresser if anything.

My main point is that I wish I was born a girl. With real boobs, real vagina, real woman thoughts, etc etc etc. Unless I can get that, I'm staying the same.

>>725110100

I know that feel like that exact feel considered operations but its not the same

>>725099983
FUCKING

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>>725110100
pretty well said anon. i agree completely as well

>>725107140
Don't be hating on our religious beliefs brah

>be 14
>early bloomer, filled out for a 14 year old
>One of the best athletes from freshman and sophmore
>female cousin, 13
>Petitie girl, tight ass, B cups
>We are very close, families see each other a lot
>Her and her brother are sleeping over one weekend
>Day goes by
>I'm in bathroom, about to shower
>Forget to lock door
>Just in Boxers atm
>Intent to jerk in shower like always
>start tugging dick through boxers.
>Get a Semi
>very tight breifs.. noticable
>about to take off boxers and hop in
>Cousin walks in
>Me: "GTFO""
>Cousin "Omg ...I'm sorry"
>she's stood there for a few seconds secs.. in some sort of shock
>Shes just staring at me, see her eyes look at my breifs.. she can see the semi
>I start to get a little harder
>she snaps out of it
>"Sorry, Sorry"
>She leaves
>Fap in shower


>She snaps out of it
>"OMG i'm so sorry anon"
>leaves bathroom

Neighbors had a dog. All it did was bark day and night. Day and night. BARK BARK BARK BARK! I asked them nicely if they wouldn't mind trying to keep the dog quiet, at least at night. Told me to fuck off and mind my own business. BARK BARK BARK BARK! Called the cops. Nothing fucking happened. After damn near a year, I got sick of it. They leave in the back yard. Opened up the gate, gave a little whistle and the stupid cocksucker hopped right in my car. I was just going to drop it off in the country somewhere. But it started barking... BARK BARK BARK BARK! Grabbed the tire iron out of my trunk and beat the fucking thing's skull in.

I get off to the thought of me torturing my crush, her parents finding her barley alive, and then they take her to hospital but she dies from her injuries a couple days later. The thought of her mom holding her as she takes her last breath makes me diamonds.

>>725111335
I want to judge you, but I shot a neighbors rooster for the exact same thing, so I really can't. Constant stimulus can just make something snap one day.

>>725111301
did you just have a stroke at the end? she just looked and left?

>>725111335
>>725111836
i won't judge you just don't have children. the crying can do the same.

>>725111301
LOL, best story in a while.

>>725107140
jej

>>725112017
Nah, it's not the same at all. I have a daughter who's now 6, and I never lost it on her. The difference, I think, is that for most kids there's something that can be done about the crying. They need to be changed, or fed, or burped, or want to be held, and there's a modicum of control there. Sometimes nothing seemed to work, but that's when it's nice to have a wife and you can take turns.

In fact, and it's funny you brought it up, the rooster was part of the problem. Fucking thing would always wake my daughter and wife up, and my daughter would just be upset at being awake. It also didn't help that I had filed multiple noise complaints because they would also leave a stereo out on the back porch with salsa blaring into the late evening, well past 10.

I shot that radio too, while I was at it.

>>725112017
i'll add on to that to share my dark secret.
>be me about 8 years ago (14)
>sister (19 legal age to move the fuck out) has kid but still living at home with us
>kid cries day and night next to my thin walled room
>sleep deprivation kicks in
>start having fucked up thoughts to end the crying
long story short got put into a mental institution for a while and now know i could never handle kids.

i have a weird fetish of cumin on women's clothes
one of my housemates (3 girls) store a bunch of clothes in a box and put it in the storage room
i stole all her skirts and bra to masturbate and filled those sexy black skirts with my white cum
i'll return it back after i washed it, not anytime soon tho, gotta have my fun first

>>725112414
nah bro, if that kid was crying day and night, your sister was doing something wrong. At considering she was a single mom (guess, because she was living with you) at 19, the odds are good that she didn't know how to care for that child very well.

Sorry that happened to you, that's a fucked situation to be in.

>>725112335
>salsa
>roosters
Mexican neighbors? I had that problem once

>>725112660
you got it. was living in Garden Grove at the time. Fucking hated them.

>>725112736
>Garden Grove

Well I'll be fucked anon, that's where I currently reside. What a coincidence.

>>725112594
yeah she was single mother and doing drugs at the time. thanks for the sympathy thought, really. My family and all the therapist always made me feel like the only fucked up one but sleep deprivation at a young age does shit man...

>>725098529
Whilst driving my car I once knocked a youg girl off her bicycle
>I'm guessing 13-14 and real cute
>I stopped to and ran over to her lieing in the ditch
>Her skirt up around her waist, cute panties
>She was unconcious but seemed otherwise alright
>Before I ran to a house nearby I could't resist copping a feel
>Real nice puffy pussy, I fingered her for like a minutte and she started to get wet
>When she starte moaning obviously waking up I quickly put her panties back in place and ran over to get help
>Mother fucking what when we came back she was sitting up and no worse off quite happy but a bit shaken
>I fingered a girl and she never knew

I could've murdered my rich grandfather and successfully made it look like an accident

sucked dick when I was about 6 - 10. 6 year old me was taught how to masturbate by a friend then we started fooling around. This progressed to me convincing a friend of mine to suck each others dicks. Do this for a few years. Got caught around age 10 by my friends parent in his bed naked It all clicked. Realized how it was wrong and stopped forever. Now with wife and kids and a normal life. Haven't told no one. Same kids still live on the old block to this day,

I sometimes lurk these threads to see if there will finally not be some shit secrets and 90 percent of the time its the same stupid jokes,a bunch of pedo shit, a bunch of gay shit, and people sharing things the wish they could do in real life.
>Also I'm responsible for more than 40,000 dollars of stolen Best Buy merchandise from when I used to work in shipping and receiving.

>>725112937
that is rather strange. I lived off of Newland, between Trask and Westminster Ave, if you know where that is.

>>725098529
I try to cheer everyone up. I tell them life had meaning an purpose and everything will be OK, but really I don't think anything really matters. I think we live, it's all pointless and meaningless, then we die and cease to exist. I just try to save others from the pain that it's all empty.

I was hooking up with this chick from a crazy religious family for a while after high school and got her pregnant after the condom broke. She initially refused to even consider abortion but ended up changing her tune after I threatened to send her nudes to her family, her friends, her work and people she went to university with. I did pay for the procedure but I refused to go with her for it.

22 years old

Kissless/hugless virgin.

Only times I've touched a girl I'm not related to were accidentally rubbing up on them, or handshakes.

i fuck a close friend of mine pretty often, but shes fat and kinda ugly. im too much of a shyfag to find someone else

My new neighbor has a 17 year old daughter that strips for me at night. I get to watch her undress because she waits for me to go to bed to put on the show. I told her as soon as she turns 18 she can move in with me. Her mom is religious nutbag who will lose her shit, but I'm going to enjoy her meltdown.

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>>725113492
i do that too anon, for instance my mom's really religious and when i was young i would shit on it and say all these things trying to disprove it but now i realize it makes her happy and thats all that matters. not to sound edgy but i've found alot of darkness in the world and i like hiding that from people so they can be at peace. it's really exhausting thought, trying to be positive all the time.

>>725113492
Not only is it empty, it's rigged by people who are more organized and intent on rubbing their dick in your face as they sink in a nothing by net shot from half court.
>Life's a game and you got put in with 6 seconds on the clock down by 115.

>>725098529
i have to pretend i have a personality to make up for the fact my grandmother wouldnt let me do anything out going because id be like my drug addict mom

>>725113441
I do know where that is, I'm probably 10 minutes from there. weird as fuck finding someone from gg in a secrets thread. haven't even found anyone in a cali thread that close to me. Where'd you move off to?

>>725098529
In my teens I would blow my dog, put peanut butter on my Dick and have him lick it off. When I was 23 I fucked my gfs 13 year old sister multiple times. I've stolen hundreds of dollars at multiple jobs, not because I really needed the money, but just to outsmart security. I've met hookers off Craigslist, and I've blown random guys too. I've cheated in past relationships multiple times. The thing is no one knows. Everyone things I'm this normal nice guy who's never done anything fucked up, and I don't dare tell anyone. I'm engaged right now and she thinks she knows everything about me, but I'll never let her know, and I lie easily so I get away with it.

>>725113785
aw i'm sorry anon :(
if it helps at all i'd fuck you

>>725098529
I stalk and rob drug dealers, It started out as a passtime, it scratched that itch I had mustering. But I have fallen into the habit. I enjoy it far too much.

I sniff and cum on my cousin's dirty thongs.

>>725114713


Thanks, honestly it doesn't bug me as much as you'd think, though I do feel kinda shitty about it sometimes.

>>725114353
I'm in NC now, sucks man, but it's close to my parents and I have a 6 year old, so... Gotta do what's good for the family.

Neat meeting an anon that I could have ran into at some point.

>>725098529
I feel completely apathetic towards everything and everyone in my life. I don't care about anyone. But I'm addicted to feeling wanted. I've been sexting a couple guys and send them nudes and videos of me masturbating. Still a virgin irl and think about sex constantly. I also steal sometimes

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i live in a small town and got away with murder

>>725116235
Male or female?

>>725111919
Thers alot more, We had sex once years later

>Later That Night
>I'm in my room
>Shes on her laptop, in guest room
>we talking on MSN
>We chat a bit, both bored, cant sleep
>tell her to come to my room, watch movie
>She comes up
>Tell her to pick movie, have a bunch downloaded from limewire
>Browsing through
>downloaded porn from lime wire too, still on PC
>She sees it the file. very blatant titles
>she laughs at me, calls me a pervert
>tells her everyone watches it
>"not me" she says
>we end up talking more, about crushes and dates. convo leads to sexual stuff
>she ends up asking how far I've went with a girl
>Tell her BJ.
>She asks for details, tell her
> ask her same question
>she won't tell me.. gets embarrassed.
>eventually convince her, she gave a guy a hand job through his boxers at movie
>surprised as fuck. She's very innocent
>start teasing her. ask her how that happened
>"It just happened. He wanted a BJ.. I almost caved"
>me: "Really?"
>'i kind of liked it...but people started coming in the theatre"
>"I never saw his dick.."
>Convo turns to masturbating eventually
>Tell her I watch porn everyday. jerk off 2-3 times a day
>She laughs, calls me a pervert again
>She says she's never done it..
>Don't bealive her. Tease her that she probably watches porn too
>I go back to movie list, mouse passes over porn videos
>"Don't put those on"
>Me: "yeah you've probably seen these already"
>Tease her more, She swears to never watching porn at all. or masturbating
>Put on porn movie as joke, skip to curser to middle
>Two guys are foreplaying with girl.
>Cousin:"OMG!"
>She covers her eyes.. also peeking
>girl is jerking both guys off
>she takes hands off..eyes
>She says she's Done it only twice
>She admits she's watched porn once
>Tell her I do it 2-3 a day and watch porn everyday
>
>

>>725116452
Female

I liked Phantom Menace

>>725111919
Thers alot more, We had sex once years later

>Later That Night
>I'm in my room
>Shes on her laptop, in guest room
>we talking on MSN
>We chat a bit, both bored, cant sleep
>tell her to come to my room, watch movie
>She comes up
>Tell her to pick movie, have a bunch downloaded from limewire
>Browsing through
>downloaded porn from lime wire too, still on PC
>She sees it the file. very blatant titles
>she laughs at me, calls me a pervert
>tells her everyone watches it
>"not me" she says
>we end up talking more, about crushes and dates. convo leads to sexual stuff
>she ends up asking how far I've went with a girl
>Tell her BJ.
>She asks for details, tell her
> ask her same question
>she won't tell me.. gets embarrassed.
>eventually convince her, she gave a guy a hand job through his boxers at movie
>surprised as fuck. She's very innocent
>start teasing her. ask her how that happened
>"It just happened. He wanted a BJ.. I almost caved"
>me: "Really?"
>'i kind of liked it...but people started coming in the theatre"
>"I never saw his dick.."
>Convo turns to masturbating eventually
>Tell her I watch porn everyday. jerk off 2-3 times a day
>She laughs, calls me a pervert again
>She says she's never done it..
>Don't bealive her. Tease her that she probably watches porn too
>I go back to movie list, mouse passes over porn videos
>"Don't put those on"
>Me: "yeah you've probably seen these already"
>Tease her more, She swears to never watching porn at all. or masturbating
>Put on porn movie as joke, skip to curser to middle
>Two guys are foreplaying with girl.
>Cousin:"OMG!"
>She covers her eyes.. also peeking
>girl is jerking both guys off
>she takes hands off her eyes
>She starts watching..
>Cousin;"her boobs at massive!"
>I have a huge boner

>>725116235
you sound a lot like my wife, only she's not a virgin. She's into girls too, anyone that can give her attention.

>>725116826
Please join us at /r/prequelemes

I'm a cuck and I love it. I just wish I knew more people into it to talk about it with.

>>725107140
ever played wow?

>>725119075
Your girl is going to leave you for the guy she is cucking you with, but enjoy it while it lasts friendo.

>>725107521
So basically you're a Virgin and think you would have a better chance of being laid as a female lol

>>725114746
How much/what do you usually get?

>>725119075
seriously? Ever heard of reddit? Or xvideos? Huge cuck communities on both places....

My wife cucks me. I fucking hate it.

>>725119533
Not a virgin and I've had a few girlfriends. If I wanted to get laid I'd just go hire a prostitute.

I make about $100k a year. I created a lot of profiles on websites for men in prison looking for girlfriends. I commonly have 40 to 55 women that send me about $50 a week for "commissary." I write them via e-mail through a fake prison system, and sometimes I call them collect. I give them an option to set up recurring billing or just log into an account and pay weekly. Most of my pictures were taken about 5 years ago, I sharpie'd some numbers onto some sweatpants and got a plain white t-shirt and stood in front of a brick wall (back of an preschool).

About the women: Most are middle-aged women that live in rural areas. Most have basic jobs. Fat, white, etc.

In about 3 years, I plan on leaving the country.

>>725099202
I do the same.
Only because that's literally what you are meant to do with them.
It boosts ur immune system or some shit.

>>725117056
>finish the story bro

I cheat on my gf of five years with a girl that will let me do anything with her. I'm talking hardcore bdsm rape fantasies. I don't feel bad in the slightest either

>>725120396
Didn't understand a word you said but okay.

>>725120631
I pretend to be in prison. I hit up ugly lonely women to get them to send me money.

>>725117056
>>725117056
>>725117056
>>725117056
>"I like smaller boobs.. more of an ass man"
>She says she has small boobs but she likes her ass...
>"I catch guys staring at it all the time
>Pornstar giving head to guys. Deep throat
>she says "how can she fit the whole thing in her mouth... I can barley fit a banana"
>"You've practiced?!
>Shes super embarrassed that slipped out, stays quiet
>"The girl that gave me a BJ didnt go all the way
>She's glued to the screen.
>"It's hard...especially if the dick is big..."
>"I kind of saw yours today.. your's looks the same size as my dates.."
>"Tell her that wasn't fully hard"
>She finally looks down, i'm in gym shorts. sees boner
>"how big is that..."
>"Tell her 6.5. that dude had a small dick"
>We keep watching, scene turns to sex. Watch for a few mins
>i really want to fap
>"omg.. she's moaning so much...must be faking"
>Tell her how could she know.
>"your a virgin.. and you've never masturbated"
>Notice her watching porn and looking at dick
>"You better not jerk off"
>Tell her I'm usually jerking off when the sex starts.
>She mentions that i'll have blue balls, starts teasing."i gave my date blue balls. she mentions she felt bad for him
>"If you have to jerk off its okay. I'll look at screen
>I'm so horny at this point I pull it out
>start fapping
>I see her switching eyes back and fourth
>Sheends up just watching me jerk
>"That's the first time I've seen one.."
>I'm looking at screen, pre cum is there
>hear her softly moaning
>Shes rubbing her tits under shirt
>I keep jerking, watching her
>She's looking at me..rubs her pussy over her shorts.. moans a lot louder
>I Jizz instantly
>Gets on her shirt and thighs
>she gets pissed
>She takes one of my shirts and leaves room

a lot happened this night.. moar?

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>Be 11-12
>Home Alone
>Feel like taking shit outside
>go in backyard
>Dig hole
>Shit in it
>Bury it

I have a mundane life.

>15
>horny virgin
>goes into mom's underwear drawer
>realizes there are dirty panties in the hamper
>puts them in mouth
>puts clean ones on
>rub cock from over the pantes until cums inside of them
>puts "clean" panties back in drawer
>year later younger brother is born

I killed a dog before his name was Charlie he was a street dog

>>725121026
how much have you made?

>be typical teenager
>find typical dad's porn stash
>sneak in to look at it occasionally when he's not home

>>725098529
I watched my fiance and sister get gangbanged by at least 30 different guys including my cousin and some close friends at my fiance's bachelorette party. Our house basically turned into a massive orgy...

>>725121797
got a video of it?

I had a TROVE of spycam pics of my step-daughter. Super hot pics and vids. But in a moment of super paranoia and trying to encrypt and hide my shit...I fucking wiped the drive. God damn. I miss the vids. :'(

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>>725098529
My girlfriend is 20 but has a petite frame with a young-looking face. She likes to bait pedos. I dunno, that's her thing.

>>725121877
fucking creep

>>725121797
Your cousin boned your sister?

>>725098529
Several of my friends (girls) have had their accounts hacked and i offered to help take down the nudes and resecure their stuff. I save what I can find.

When I was younger me and my cousin would do oral on eachother during sleep overs at eachothers houses now it's kinda strange because I'm 18 and she's 20.

>>725121936
I didn't say she was fucking 7 man. She's a grown adult.

>>725122203
any vids of her taking a piss?

>>725121850
There's no video of it. Why would I even record such a thing?

>>725122023
No. My sister planned my fiance bachelorette party. She invited a few guys and they invited their friends and somehow my cousin got invited but he did not sleep with my sister.

>>725122254
I used to have vids of everything man. Super wiped unfortunately. I have software that does a 35 sweep wipe of shit including blank space and tips.I had a dropbox at one point but I can't remember the login or anything.

>>725122301
to make money off of it

>>725121724
I didnt really develop a "system" until about 5 years ago. Before that it was kind of like I would work some shitty job for a couple months, get bored of it, quit, need cash and then I would pick this back up again. In the yearly years I only made about $30k.

Now I have a $400k home nearly paid for, probably $60k in my savings account at the moment.

>>725122367
any vids of her taking a shit then? what was your fave?

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>>725122449
>any vids of her taking a shit then?
this anon knows what's up

>>725108927
I'm 20, she's my friend's sister.

>>725099406
I hear that most people that are raped are raped more than once. Something about the first time devalues a person's sense of self worth.

>>725122623
How can you be in love with her though? Similar situation, but she's just really, really pretty. She's really naive though, obviously cause she's young. Idk, that makes not "love" her

>>725122401
shit, how do you do it like what websites?

>>725122449
Lol No. I'm not into shits. But I had shower vids. My favorite vid was when she danced in front of the bathroom mirror naked. I even made that into a gif. But again. Fuck. All lost. :'(

>>725107140
Or it's just that an onomatopoeia for the actual reaction seems more a more apt description than one stating that there was was audible laughter. That's one hell of a religiously discriminatory response there and I'm triggered by your immense disrespect towards the kekestani ethnic group.

>>725122874
that sounds adorable. but yeah once it's gone it's gone, probably better safe than sorry tho you know? could we get a face or a body without face to get an idea of how hot she is?

>>725122869
meet-an-inmate (dot) com

>>725115225
Am from NC.
where you at?

>>725116542
Why do you keep typing parts twice? Are you fucking tarded??

>>725121038
>>725120461
>Back on computer, shes back on MSN
>"I'm sorry.. i can't control it and was facing you"
>"That's my favourite shirt..."
>"Tease her and say "you should have taken your shirt of."
>She doesn't respond. I go to guest room she if shes okay
>Hear moaning...knock on door
>"its me"
>"I'm sleeping.." she says
>I open door. "yeah right...I heard you moaning"
>She gets shy..says she's really horny
>Huge boner again
>She sees it, I start jerking over pants
>She's masturbating.. in her panties. rubbing pussy over them
>Laying on bed
>I go on top of her
>rub hands along thigh
>she pushes hand away
>"no.."
>try to take off her shirt..she won't let me
>She's still rubbing pussy
>I grab her legs put it around my hips
>Start dry humping
>She is moaning like crazy
>"This feels so good!"
>Tells me go to harder.. faster
>We hump, missionary for a few mins, I pull out dick
>Start humping her again she says "no"
>I get off, start jerking off
>She grabs dick, gives me hand job
>She's pretty bad at it, tell her how to do it
>I try to rub pussy over panties, she doesn't let me
>I go for tits, she trys to push hand away but i force it
>Grab tits start playing with them
>shes rubbing pussy, still over panties and jerking me off
>get off and grab her, pull her down the bed
>dick is in face
>She puts in mouth

>>725107140
oyy xonro

>>725122836
I dunno how it happened but I realized how perfect my life would be with her in the role of my SO. Like there's a ton, her smile, laugh, her family, her interests, her dreams. I know she's young and that all could change but Jesus, I can't help how mature she is.

>>725107140
tldr

>>725098529
>Grandparents 50th wedding anniversary last summer
>Visit Oregon for a big surprise party
>Staying with old childhood friend of my mom
>Chick lives with just her daughter, son in law, and granddaughter
>Going to refer to daughter as D, husband as H, baby as G and mom's friend as F as to not confuse things
>Making a slideshow for the wedding because I'm the only tech savy person apparently
>F tells me she might have some old photos (when my mom was still younger) on her computer if I wanted to sift through them
>"Its not very organized but I'm sure you'll find them"
>Computer looks older but it runs pretty smoothly
>Sit down and start to look through shift
>Open up a few photos, mostly random shit
>Seems like they didn't bother even deleting the accidental/blurry pics
>Clicking around and I find a locked folder

not sure where my character limit is at so I'll continue 1/2

>>725123061
>>725123055 - sorry that was a mistake

>>Feels so fucking good
>Shes using tongue, and rubbing balls. way better than other girl
>Rub her pussy for half a min, she's moaning really loud
>Good thing guest room is in basement
>She stops me.. Looks me right in the eye.
>"your distracting me.."
>Goes to town on BJ
>after few mins, I need to cum
>She lifts up her shirt
>cum on her stomach

>we clean up..very awkward.. silent
>I tell her I'm going to sleep
>Leave room
>Stay outside her door for a few mins
>She's starts moaning again..
>Put my ear to her door. for 15 mins
>she's still going

>I go back to room and sleep.. She's still here tmrw night.


moar?

>>725120427
I tell myself this too but I'm beginning to think it's bs

33yo btw

>>725123036
Apex, you?

>>725122965
I feel like you're baiting me fbi

>>725123246
obvs

>>725123472
lol what are you afraid of you said she wasn't 7

a nigga just wanna whack it

>>725123156
I mean, we were all different people when we were 12. I know I certainly am. But yeah, if she's mature then I feel you.

I knew a girl of the same age and she was simply beautiful. Like, seeing her smile warmed my heart.

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Had my first hot wife experience last week. Wife has been sexually frustrated every since I started working away from home for two months ago. Finally gave her permission to sleep with one of my closest friends just to help ease some tension.

Who old were you when you guys frist started?

>>725098706
shieeeeet

>>725107140
we are WoW fag

>>725122127
How old where you an her when it started?

>>725123752
Pretty much same situation except it's my dad who's banging my wife lol

And he's married too, but his wife is a bitch with no sex drive so

>>725123214
>Little box pops up and asks for password
>Not really thinking I just type "password" in the box and it lets me in
>Opens and I .mp4s
>Not sure what I am looking for so I open it up
>Video opens and H is with G and she is naked
>Figure its just a normal family vid and I shouldn't intrude
>G was ~18 months old when we visited. She looked a few months younger in the video
>About to close it out and H moves his head down between her legs
>Cringe slightly
>Seconds later its evident he licking/playing with her parts
>whatkindofhellisthis.gif
>Freak out and quickly close the video
>Leave the room and tell F I couldn't find anything
>Stay in town for a few days but don't talk to H
>Wonder what the fuck to do
>End up dropping off an anonymous tip at their police station
>Not sure what ever happened to H but he got in a fight with D
>D told him to fuck off
>Pretty sure they are legally married still
>H just disappeared
>Possible more happened but my mom isn't comfortable talking about it
>tfw I hope I did the right thing

haven't told anyone else before so meh. still not sure what to think about it

>>725105985
Feel free to send some our way

>>725123752
Wow, looks a lot like my dick and legs. Weird

>>725098529
A couple of guys raped a little girl I knew down the street. I pretended I wanted in on the action then killed them. The case was never solved.

>>725123579
She's very mature. And I might have a centuries old autistic amphibious deity to guide our love.

>>725123752
Did she enjoy it? Doing it again?

>>725123752
Is he bigger than you?

>>725109799
Like any true American would

>>725124023
#Hero

>>725108972
Its cause deep down youd still know you were a guy who chopped his penis off, took some pills and got a fake vag. Had a friend go through a full transition. Constantly suicidal now. Feels bad.

>>725123036
Aw bummer, was hoping for a local anon. WHERE YOU GO?!

>>725120628
Go on

>>725123004
>>725122869

>it's real
holy shit. i catfish nudes out of women online on various sites often (too often since i always feel creepy), using fake male and female profiles.
I wonder what the legalities of scamming money that way are.
It's really interesting in a depressing way, thanks for sharing, anon.

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>>725123934
How old is your dad and wife? Not sure if I would try that with family member because that seems awkward.

>>725124009
Coincidence.

>>725124175
She told me she did, especially since it's been two months since she had sex. I believe so, I gave her permission to sleep with him when ever she wants until I come back.

>>725124225
Not by much. Maybe half and inch more. We're both very similar in size.

>>725107075
>Continue?

no faggot. fuck off. either tell your shitty story or don't. but don't be a goddman dramaqueenattentionwhorefaggot about it.

you pussy-ass-14-year-old-faggots on phones can't be bothered to type if you don't have an adoring mob hanging on your every work

faggot

Alright. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C77sa7AD4WI

>>725123004
know any free websites or do they all cost $$$?

>>725124023

I call bs unless you give us a news article

>>725098529
Almost every time i was fuckinh my gf I was thinking about her 13yr little sister with the double d tits

>>725124505
I'm >>725124225
Good to hear, don't want her getting hooked on something you can't provide.

You worry at all that shit will continue when you get back?

When my GFs friends stay with us and visit they usually have at least one nighy where they go out to catch up with drinks. When they do, I go through the friends luggage and steal a pair of their panties. I have 3 pairs of her sorority sisters, her two beat friends from high school and one of her mothers.

they are hidden fairly well, but last time we had sex, I blindfolded her and gagged her with her best friends panties. Might try it with her moms, but its pretty risky. Also to do that, i need to clean them. They have been painted several times since I stole them

>>725124505
>How old is your dad and wife?
Dad is 48. Wife is 22, been together since we were 17. My dad and I are really close so it's not very awkward. I wouldn't have done it if wasn't like this haha

>>725123214
>Going to refer to daughter as D, husband as H, baby as G and mom's friend as F as to not confuse things

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>>725107140
>kek instead of lol?

didn't you get the memo? it's now ROR instead of LOL

>because gookmoot

also it's now "you wantee starch in your ruandry?"

Let my childhood friend fuck my gf since he was going through an 8 month dry spell. She's a good friend of his too, we both did it as a favor. Thing is, for her it was just a favor, but I loved the idea of some other guy desperately pounding my gf. Let it happen one more time, then we had a threesome. gf finds it awkward, but the memory of her sucking me off while my friend pounded her is an instant hard-on for me. This has become the one sexual fantasy I cannot comment to her.

My ex sucked dick while on the phone with me and now the blowjob sounds in porn turn me on

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>>725124630
Yeah I totally agree and I'm not to worry about them continuing when I get back. It's strictly just a sexual relationship and nothing more. If they wanted to though, I probably wouldn't mind it so much if they continue every once in a while.

>>725124685
She's not weirded out by the big age gap?

>>725124695
Didn't want to use real names cause who knows if anyone I know IRL is lurking this same thread. I probably made it more confusing, but that was the first time I told anyone about that shit.

>>725113785
>cap
>>725114713
>>725114978

Yeah, I'd fuck you too.

>I'll even use Astroglide so your asshole won't bleed too much the next day

>>725114746
>I stalk and rob drug dealers

what could possibly go wrong?

I fuck my ass almost every night with my ex gf's dildo...Sometimes I cum just from pounding my ass...Sometimes I cry after cause I miss her.

>>725105943
Sorry man. What makes it difficult?

>>725125226
>She's not weirded out by the big age gap?
She thinks it's hot actually, and tbh I think he gives her a better pounding than I do

I know the secret to Red Robin's bottomless fries

>>725114810
Do you have your cousins pic, anon?

>>725098529
I know the wifi password at denny's

I'm not an employee

>>725125515
potatoes?

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>Be me
>recently tells wife I cheated several times.
>left family had an affair.
>came back tail between my legs
>Wife accepts me back
>go to therapy with her
>things getting back to normal
>start watching porn cause I need to cum a lot all day
>daily life is busy
>I get no sleep cause I'm up watching porn
>I start to get the urge to want to fuck another woman.
>not going for it.
>Very difficult, wife is loose.
>try to talk to old connection
>bitch out
>don't know how long I can hold out.

I want to feel tight vagina.
Sadness

Seeking power I killed my brother but now I realize that without him, I am lost.

>>725123246
Moar anon

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My girlfriend thinks I've given up porn. I just use a virtual machine to browse for it now.

>>725123246
>moar?

fuck you faggot. shit or get off the pot. tell your story or don't. but don't be a fucking dramaqueenattentionwhore

>be me freshman year
>crush on girl in class
>4 years of friendzone
>avg guy goto all the parties
>get a chance one party
>she is buzzed not drunk
>make her a mixed drunk
>crush an ambien into it
>occupy her from that point on
>get her into a room
>we fuck seems like forever
>both get dressed and back to party
>talk to her next day at school
>she has no memory of the party
>no memory of us fucking
>ambien amnesia is real
>still good friends to this day

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>>725099406
different people? were there commonalities between the two incidents? did the first experience make you recognise when it was happening the second time?

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I want to climb inside her dark secret :3

>>725099202
>>725120427
>>725123303
Holy shit I do as well. 19 yo here. Used to justify it with the immune system thing (btw my immune system is amazing) but now I've just accepted it as an addiction essentially. I'm not proud, but I figure everyone has one deep fucked up thing and mine isn't that bad.

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>>725100098
>that happened

>>725107140
it's from wow you fucking idiot

>>725098529
I'm heterosexual.

went to college in a small mormon town because cheap
smoked weed in the dorm, place got raided, every room got checked
lived in the sports dorm so almost all black dudes and I'm a white dude
they brought in dogs and everything, thought I was fucked hardcore
dog get to my door and the guy in charge of the dorm says "nah they are good"

tl;dr ended up getting several black dudes kicked out of school while I got a free pass cuz I was white. shitty part is most of them had already fucked up their sports scholarships at good schools and this place was their last chance

>>725107248
Masons?

I want a black guy to use me

>>725108429
Charisma = 20

I masturbated at work

I was having a serious affair with my best friends wife who ended up passing away. I never told him. And it tore me up when she died just as much as it did him but I had to pretend it didn't and console him while he cried to me about it.

>>725127706

gril or faggot?

>what am I thinking? of course faggot

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>>725112335
> Fucking beaners!
> FTW I'm also 100% beaner

>>725115225
Let me guess, Ft Bragg?

Guy here. My uncle taught me to suck his cock when I was 7 and I soon grew to love it. We had rules for his house, cock-sucking training, cum swallowing training, and best of all was before cameras everywhere and he let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved every minute of it, best years of my life.

>>725128204
I'm straight

Femanon (no pics, sorry). Used to suck both my brothers cocks when I was 12 (they were 11 and 14) and they would stroke and lick my pussy. We all loved it.

>>725128918

so faggot it is

>there are no grils on the internet

>>725129442
>Femanon (no pics, sorry).

don't be sorry. just GTFO

>>725129442

do you talk about it today?

still fucking around with either one?

did you fuck your sister too?

>>725129520
Still mention it sometimes because we all have good memories of it. Haven't done anything with them for years. Don't have a sister to have fucked, sorry.

I love getting my cock out and wanking and cumming while children watch.

>>725098529
I heard someone my new circle of friends' knew was getting out of prison for murder, a fight that went bad fast. I was recovering burglar, so I had a wild hair up my ass when I learned he looked a lot like me. I gone hermit, let my facial hair grow in. I groomed myself to be almost identical to said murder victim. I researched everything about him, including how he walked, dressed, talked, etc. Prisoner's welcome home party came up. I gave a "maybe, not feeling to well" answer to the invite. I snuck over to the house and into it, easy with loud music and flowing booze. I crept up to the ex-prisoner. He turned towards me and wide-eyed, "You look like..." I interrupted with "I am (guy's name), the guy you killed. I know you found Jesus and asked for forgiveness. Even I forgave you. I can't move on until you forgive yourself." He ran out of the room, I snuck out of the window and ran home. I shaved and changed into myself. I cleaned off the fake tatoos. I then showed up at the party as me and heard the story of how the guy saw the ghost of the guy he killed. I never had the heart to tell him it was a prank. He's a preacher now and that is one of his primary stories of his ministry.

>>725126447
Fucking Esau!

>>725129919
Oh fuck!! Watch him become the next Jimmy Swaggart or Oriel Roberts

>>725129442
Kinda similar, but me and my sister fooled around for a couple years. She originally was taking advantage of me because I was so young and she feels guilty about that to this day, but over-all it was a good experience. Personally I miss it, but we both agreed we wouldn't do it if we had SO's. Why'd you guys all stop?

>>725130505
I guess I will then feel kind of like Frankenstein when his creation became a monster.

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>>725131016
Whyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!

>>725130505
>>725131445
Well, his flock has been growing over the years. I'm not sure how to handle my ghost prank secret that launched his "call to God." No prank I played before had that level of change in anyone... and I played the dead loved one prank more than once. Don't judge, I'm a nice guy now.

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>>725121581
>things that didn't happen

im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister, have been for a while. we fuck a couple times a week usually

>>725131884
I don't judge people, just their decisions.

Then again, I'm in no position to throw stones either.

>>725132609
>I don't judge people, just their decisions.
That's a catch 22. We are who we choose to be, we are our decisions. I do get what you are saying. You don't judge people because you don't know all the decisions, the choices, they made to get to the person that they are. Kudos on that, friend.

>>725132278

kek. she's been 13 for like 3 years now.

she's like bart simpson.

>>725133320
you're like bart simpson.

I was molested by my cousin when I was four and he was like eight and I'm not sure why but I've never told anyone. Before you ask no I didn't enjoy it at all, it's really fucked me up.

I sometimes cook for my neighbor and her daughter because I'm good at cooking and I always masturbate with their clean panties and summer pictures and cum on the recipe and then I watch her eat it