Home Alone

Once upon a time in America

Sausage Party

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Fury

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trouble with a curve

The 40-year-old Virgin

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Blood sport

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Over the Hedge

Good Burger

beauty and the beast

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Sleepers

Toy Story

DEATHGASM

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From dusk till dawn

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In diana Jones....

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I got my bitch pregnant.

We got married

Went from every -single- fucking day to now, its been 22 months since we've had segs. She gave me a handy once but it pissed me off cause she acted like it was a chore that i was forcing her to perform so i told her to stop and fuck off.

Dont fucking ever have children.

Gay niggers in outer space

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Free Willy

13 going on 30

Road to Perdition

Boyhood

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Toy story.

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Marley and Me.

Freddy got fingered

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"Get Out."

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Specific Rim

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28 weeks later

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Hand of God

Schindler's List

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Stokoe?

Gone In 60 Seconds

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Up

Predator

From Dusk till Dawn

Orphan

Scream

>>725094277
Best New Zealand film ever
> which is a lot like saying Best British food

Once Were Warriors

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Touch of Evil

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Holes

There will be blood

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Irreversible

Brokeback Mountain

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0308476/

Fire Down Below

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40 year old virgin

Machete kills

>>725094364
do you cheat on the bitch

Die Hard

>>725095666
>checked

>>725094364

I have kids. Wife tried to do the same thing. Just force yourself on them. They get into it once you get started.

City of Lost Children

No Country for Old Men

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Fatties: Fart 3

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Forrest Gump. Pretty much that

>>725094364
maybe one day you'll say: damn, it was worth it 1000 times... maybe not...

>>725095666
forever a virgin
kek

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True Lies

Three Men and a Baby.

the quick and the dead

Good Morning Vietnam

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fist full of dollars

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The Toxic Avenger

Enter the void

Big Trouble In Little China

Superbad

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The cold lonely path to hell.

Cast away

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Home Alone

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Snow White and the 7 dwarves

Catch-22

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Chekd

White chicks

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Tomb Raider

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There Will Be Blood

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>OP
moonlight
>Me
sex in the city

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>>725097646
>in

>dazed and confused

Mean girls

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Bad Taste

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harold and kumar go to white castle

The Black Hole

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I-Robot

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A Clear and Present Danger

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Gayniggers from Space

>>725095666
Welp, I guess it's your time anon...

We're probably not gonna miss you

benchwarmers

the parent trap

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spaceballs

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/Thread

The 40 year old virgin
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>>725094364
Jason?

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LOTR : The two towers

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Catch me if you can

>>725099270
How did they get away with that title in 2002?

U571

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>>725096539
Kek

The Passion of the Christ

Let me in

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Inside out

Zootopia

12 Years a Slave

Grease

The Hills Have Eyes

Water World

The good, the bad, and the ugly

Dodgeball

300

Uncut is master race

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L.a. tool and die

Sandlot

The boy in the striped pajamas

Fried Green Tomatoes.

>be with a GILF for 7 months now

It's fantastic.

Kindergarten Cop

Alone in the Dark

Mission : impossible

V for vagina

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Outbreak

Pi

What Dreams May Come

Silence of the Lambs

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Darkknight Rises

Superbad.

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The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain

Bad Grandpa

Bad Santa

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true grit

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Boss nigger

Home alone

No Country for Old Men

Men in Black

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Misery

Batteries not included

>>725096926
kek

Alone in the dark

Requiem for a Dream

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Failure To Launch

(Don't ask, it's some edgy rom com, don't watch hit, so fucking shitty.)

Independence Day

>>725099439
that was the title of the book written well before 9/11, no?

schindler's list

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Shawshank Redemption

>>725102017
I didn't know LOTR was based on a book

Being There

Saving Private Ryan.

The Hangover

50 First Dates

Dr Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Child's Play

>Safety Not Guaranteed

Adventures in Babysitting

King Kong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg3PJumqw_c

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Backdraft

Death Becomes Her

Enter The Dragon

Quarantine

Snakes on a Plane

The French Connection

Wake In Fright

Creepshow

American Psycho

A Series of Unfortunate Events

CUCKLORD MASTER GENERAL

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Trouble in little Chyna

Critters

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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No country for old men

Smosh the movie

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No Country For Old Men

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Why would anyone watch that

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>>725103492
Fuck You..got to it before me

Corpse Bride

Kill Bill

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Wreck-It-Ralph

>>725103578
Someone else said it before me

>>725094364
It's not the kids fault bro. Your wife sounds like a cunt, or maybe your a cunt.. but either way you guys need to fuck at least once a week. 22 months?? Rough.

2 Fast 2 Furious

Commando
The Terminator
Lethal Weapon
Predator

The magnificent seven

Free Willy

Swamp thing

what is this reddit tier shit

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Ma Said "Three Times A Lady" 2009

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My Wife just said
"Jaws"
Pic related: my response

Scarface

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stealing your idea

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Super Size Me

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

>>725104582
There was only 1 hobbit book, you piece of shit

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Schindler's List

>>725104739
That sucks

How to Lose A Baby in 10 Days

>>725102148
You're trolling, right?

bad grandpa

Lost in Translation

>>725095866
God damn it! You took mine!

get out

Failure to launch

Deliverance

zootopia

From Dusk till Dawn

A Few Good Men

>>725103789
I know what that's like.
>be me
>three prev partners
>meet nice girl
>wait til marriage
>she's traumatized
>don't worry, give her time
>22 years later, she's still a virgin

We Bought a Zoo

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married to the mob

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Predator

Camelot

>>725104699
There were, however, 14 movies.

Manos: The hands of fate

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KEK

>>725095814
The Force Awakens

Little Shop Of Horrors

Magnificent Seven

>and a half

1000 Ways to Die in the West

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>>725097646
>muh mandela effect

The 40 year old virgin

the spongebob movie

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I was going to say this one but someone already did. good to know I'm not the only chink slapper

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Idle Hands

American Pie: Beta House

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Days Gone By

The LEGO Batman Movie

The Untouchables (1987)