butt
>>725079447
hey wem you're on early.
>>725080199
it's about 8 here
>>725080295
you east coast?
>>725080380
yeah vacation in Kentucky for the week
>>725080380
got some really good bourbon right now. not a fan of it usually but this is nice stuff.
>>725080440
>>725080584
nice, that's definitely the place to get bourbon if you need it.
family thing?
>>725080584
Morning!
>>725080699
nah just an old 4chan buddy I'm visiting. he has a super qt cat here
>>725080789
tiggerbutttttttt
it's been a minute since I've seen you last!
>>725080867
Sounds pretty fun.
>>725080867
Yeah way too long katten!
How you been?
>>725081080
Looks who bought the big guns :)
>>725081033
yeah it's been fun. but he had to work most of the day today and then went to bed about a half hour ago so I'm left with nothing right now.
how oregon holding up without me?
>>725081080
moiooooo
hi buff-kun
>>725081218
been stressed at work. got a holiday though so I should be able to wind down
>>725081218
the great big super strong guns :3
>>725081229
hey cowtty
>>725081229
it is the most beautiful sunny day ever and its like 60 degrees everywhere.
>>725081276
morning snuffles
Been good?
>>725081388
Yeah i got a day off on monday too :)
What are you going to do with yout extra time off?
>>725081477
YOur axe is way too stronk for my zone.
>>725081613
that sounds terrible.
>>725081477
bring me food. I am too shy to ask for a snack here
What kind of dumb soft-cocked cunt uses fucking hot dogs at a sausage sizzle. Shit should be illegal.
Totally ruined the state election voting day
>>725081686
yeah, I'm trying not to kill everything too quickly, giving buffs to you
>>725081715
I will send you some pizza
>>725081686
no not really but I will survive
hope you are well in the land down under
>>725081715
it is awesome, too many overcast rainy days lately.
>>725081686
mostly just hang with my friend, kind of just play things by ear really. i may explore the area or steal his bike. he has a nice Fuji bike that'd be fun to ride.
>>725081852
i had pizza for dinner. we ordered this like 24 inch pizza
>>725081963
well it is that time of the year for rain and stuff.
>>725081852
you're double my level so it must be hard to to smite them by accident.
>>725081914
as well as anyone could be i spose.
What have you been doing bad?
>>725082089
cool steal his bake and go ona rampage!
>>725082089
that is what makes today awesome
>>725082089
I will cook you something else tasty then
and send it by snail mail
>>725082215
only about ten above now I think
yeah I just gotta be carefull to not instakill the bosses
>>725082215
not spending 600 dollars a month for shitty obamacare health insurance
jesus christ I hate the US government right now
>>725082215
drink all the discount liquor and fuel myself with dip! this town won't know what hit it!
>>725082216
it's windy as fuck heresometimes, but otherwise it's like fucking perfect. like low 50's and sunny. made for an amazing hike the other day. went up this large hill or mountain. whatever they want to call it here, lots of these cliff overlooks at the top. that was lots of fun to climb~
>>725082388
i love pizza send me moar MOAR
>>725082646
60 is still superior to 50
overlooks like forestry buildings?
and yeah innawoods and hiking is based af.
tfw cant bring guns when travelling
>>725082646
I will send you pictures of pizza to tease you with
>>725082401
Well maybe it'll change who knows.
I pay about $130 additional for my extras a month.
>>725082646
So goon bags galore?
>>725082874
no like the top of the hill has these huge rocks you can climb onto and look over the valley and the rest of the hills. well I was going to bring one to teach my friend to shoot, but his family said they weren't comfortable with me bringing one. and that's understandable.
>>725082906
wow rude. i was going to send you nudes of us, but now forget it
>>725083094
oui! all of them!
>>725083443
wow
bet theyre a bunch of libs or something
>>725083443
;~;
I'll send you a piece of pizza in an envelope
>>725083666
no they are christian republicans, except my friend. no they just didn't like the idea of a stranger coming into their home with a firearm. maybe if he ever comes to oregon then i will teach him.
I like butts
>>725083666
>Keeps getting 666
Literally satan
>>725083999
>999
are you the anti-satan
I love butts, but people keep telling me im not allowed to because im a virgin.
Guess what? Ill like them anyway, what the fuck you gonna do about it, faggots?
>>725083926
truck yeaaaaaaaaaah bb
this pizza was so good holy shit. the beer was local and surprisingly decent too.
>>725083961
wowweee
>>725084351
Yeah, he can succ it.
>>725084422
You can like my butt.
>>725083928
oh yeah I get ya
>>725083999
jelly?
>>725084442
>U showing ur butt irl
>>725084520
Heard its hairy, icky!
>>725084442
now I want to go and make my pizza
but not a pepperoni one this time
>>725084753
No, u succ.
>"Not succ for you tho"
Finished your retort, go shove it
>>725084855
I can shave.
>>725084729
dude i really want this CZ rifle bad. like I am willing to go broke over this.
>>725084766
s-so?
>>725085024
mmm pizza do it
>>725085043
Ill give it an, "okay".
Maybe
>>725084766
its only cause hes arching he back
>>725085041
I was gonna say smd you were wrong
>>725085111
what kind?
brand seems kind of like american Mosins
>>725085111
but I'm playing games with tiger, and I'd have to do shopping n stuff for the missing ingredients
>>725085145
Yes. Booty be praised.
>>725085208
cz 527 fs
been dreaming of this rile since i held it.
>>725085258
ffffffffffffffffinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne
>>725085677
it is a pretty sexy rifle, what about it do you like specifically?
>>725085208
Stop talking to me
>>725085910
stuff it
up ur ass virgin fuccboi
>>725085024
hey
>>725085041
hi
>>725085043
hello
>>725085111
whatsup?
>>725085260
whats good?
>>725085677
but soon though
then I'll email you a pizza
>>725086038
hello
>>725085677
MEOW.
>>725085304
You don't get a MEOW.
>>725085260
MEOW.
>>725085258
MEOW.
>>725085977
How about I break your teeth and shove a broomstick up your shitter and see how well your virgin asshole holds out?
>>725086204
hi snerf
>>725086228
you respond so well to anything that isnt hatred of yourself.
>>725085839
it was just comfortable to hold. they are known to be really accurate out of the box. i love the mannlicher stock style. the walnut is pretty. and the .223 would be a super fun round for target and small hunting i think. also i would like a rifle that doesn't weight like 15lbs like my .17.
>>725086038
watching/listening to Always Sunny show
>>725086203
mmmmm yeah
>>725086204
pthhhh
skidder skadder
>>725086203
whats is up
>>725086416
how is it?
Dick in my shitter.
>>725086320
I want to kill you, I hate you.
>>725086416
I'll email it right into your butt
>>725086518
playing path of exile with a friend.
sup with you?
>>725086038
Hey anon, just playing with jeff.
>>725086204
Morning snarf!
>>725086560
Stop, you only serve to make his erection harder
>>725086671
just decided to pass by to see how were things in my favourite thread on /b/
>>725086688
good good
>>725086416
Oh yeah that is surprisingly light.
I'd be surprised if they didn't have layaway options.
>>725086560
Love you too dear.
>>725086543
No.
>>725086824
nice, how's your day been?
>>725086910
Hope you enjoyed the aftertaste of all the dicks your boyfriend sucked before he dated you, cuck.
>>725087136
well, I didn't suck his dick. so.
that really makes no sense in any context, nibi.
>>725087061
pretty fun. Had a presentation in the morning and then I went to play some mtg at my local board games store. Hows yours?
>>725086518
it's ok right now i guess. am kind of bored and stuff
sup?
>>725086671
>>725086671
send it via fax that'd be spoopy~
>>725086910
yeah I'm sure the stores would let me layaway to make it easier. there is a pawn shop in town that has great prices for new firearms so i may just go with him. just gotta do my shopping around ya know.
Oh i'm sure you kissed him on the mouth, where tons of dicks spluged into.
You like the taste of sloppy seconds, huh?
>>725087462
yeah dude ask em to keep an eye out if they dont have it, niggas wont pass up on a profit opportunity.
>>725087354
sounds pretty good. mines been good, just been studying and playing games on and off, gonna make some pizza later
>>725087462
woh, I'll fax it to your phone so you can hearing it beeping away
>>725087462
just chillin'
>>725087663
wish I had some pizza right now
>>725087789
you just ruined that game for me, thanks faggot.
>>725087575
oh he would order one for me! dude could probably get you a class 3 firearm probably, if not there than at one of his other stores. it's a pawn shop, but i mean it's just a way for him to sell all the firearms easier in out town. the city would never want a gun shop and they fought against him from renting a building for his pawn shop. so he bought a building and they couldn't do anything about it lol.
>>725087663
mmm the beeping will be the most exciting beeping ever.
>>725087789
oh yeah?
>>725087852
no way. You totally like what you're seeing ;)
>>725087972
yesssssssssssir
>>725087789
homemade pizza is so delicious
>>725087972
then you'll just have ot wait a couple more weeks for the one in an envelope to arrive
>>725087972
noice
>never want a gun shop
y tho
>>725088141
I've never had the pleasure of tasting home made pizza before (unless you're talking about microwavable ones)
>>725088141
Why is he being fucked by him if he dont like his dicc game?
>>725088328
no, like cooked from scratch stuff. it's surprisingly easy to do and tastes amazing
>>725088376
it's not always about the dicc game
>>725088052
how was your day bb?
>>725088141
h-hngggg
>>725088240
they didn't want a gunshop because they don't want to send the wrong message to the community and to tourists. guns are bad mmkay?
they also didn't want the pawn shop because they said it would bring in drug addicts and thieves. the town council is a bunch of yuppies who want to pretend this is a prefect town and only let in salons, bars, coffee shops/cafes.
>>725088610
He clearly fucking said its about the dicc game.
>>725088689
I will go shopping soon for yummy pizza toppings
>>725088700
the scalie asked if it was about the dicc game and the fox said if he wanted good dicc game he'd go somewhere else
>will arrive by 9pm
>6:13pm
*NERVOUS BREATHING*
>>725088983
Why he with him then?
>>725089062
>Barrys first Chasity Cage.
>>725088983
we had cheese pizza today. 4 cheese but idk the cheese i wasn't paying attention. mmmm damn good
>>725089194
new keyboard, cages are disgusting and anyone that uses them are actual cucks
>>725088700
it aint
>>725089342
Wow! A chasity cage is just the thing for you then!
>>725089342
>anybody that uses one are actually having someone else fuck their significant other
>>725089194
love, idk. sometimes it's about more than just sex
>>725089200
I might make a steak pizza :3
>>725089373
Stop talking to me, whenever I see you I think about jamming my thumbs into your eye sockets.
>>725089553
cant stop thinking about me already?
>>725089473
>>725089342
Or we just fuck our SOs them on the regular... and don't want our subs to cum without permission.
lul
>>725089200
You should grow boobs like those.
>>725089508
If its not about sex then you're a cuck.
There is no reason to bother otherwise.
>>725089672
they could still use anal and vibrators.
>>725089701
shut the fuck up jesus christ go tell nascar how to drive while you're at it.
>>725089508
omg yes do it
>>725089696
alraedy started omg i told you i am taking hormones
>>725089753
Not if the toys are locked up, but yeah, a determined sub will find a way to get into trouble.
>>725089788
Go watch as your slut of a boyfriend sucks other dicks and spits their cum into your mouth.
spluge, what an incredible word
>>725089701
not everything in life is about sex
>>725089826
it's gonna be so yummy
>>725090016
this is all you have, assuming what sex is and hating those who have it while also not wanting it because people are mean to you.
>>725090053
It is if its the goal.
>>725089826
*whoremones
>>725090113
Why would I want anything else?
>>725089473
anyone who derives pleasure from self degradation is a cuck fam
>>725090053
pics when you do. damn dude I want some food.
>>725090155
rude
>>725090237
its pathetic, you deserve better than cognitive dissonance.
>>725090122
but sex isn't the goal of every relationship
>>725090288
it will make you so jelly
>>725090275
that's like saying everyone who commits crime is a nigger.
>>725090288
the roodest.
>>725090414
well I mean YA DUH
>>725090357
jelly pizza truck yeah
>>725090460
y u so rude dude?
>>725090482
>>725090557
entertainment.
I'm going shopping see you fags later
>>725090557
I'm gonna go and get the toppings :3
>>725090355
>Its pathetic you dont want sex
>Its pathetic if you want sex
>Virginity doesnt matter
>Virginity matters if you dont want to be pathetic
Gee humans... You sure love talking in circles!
>>725090597
you're just mad because I'm not spending enough time with you
>>725089342
wow bazza thats a lot of self-hate you have there
>>725090357
Being cucked isnt the goal of every relationship.
>>725090773
you don't understand what I'm saying, but i am not surprised.
>>725090777
wrong
>>725090808
rekt
How does that make them a cuck?
>>725090718
wow
>>725090728
es so late though
>>725090808
fucc u nef hi dad how r u
>>725090874
SHUT
>>725090976
git destroyed
>>725091004
Pretty good. Voted today for state election
The sausage sizzle had hot dog buns instead of just bread and it made me so mad
I am still salty, 2 hours later.
>>725090874
I couldnt give two shits what you're saying since its all a runaround and reverse reverse psychology to try and fuck with and/or cuck me.
Eat the shit from nigger assholes since you enjoy body fluids so much.
>>725091102
so you dont understand what I'm saying, or my motivations.
amazing.
>>725091099
why would they not have hotdog buns
>>725090912
My love for you is like truck.
>>725091099
the fuck does the latter half of that post even mean
also nef don't listen to dom, Bakersfield is fucking horrible never ever ever move there unless you want to die via ravenous mexican gang members
>>725091066
katia pls
>>725091400
the meanest baddest cat.
>>725091448
so rude it makes me cri
>>725091297
>>725091245
Australian parties and bbqs are traditionally low budget affairs.
A proper sausage sizzle uses bread and bbq'd beef sausages (you can sub out the beef for kangaroo if you're feeling like a fancy cunt)
Really the bread is just there to prevent you from burning your fingers, it's not supposed to fill you up. Hot dog buns ruin the sausage:bread ratio
>>725091304
Sausage + onions + slice of bread + sauces
Australians don't do the whole hot dog thing as much as Americans. Since we bbq all the time, we have something called a sausage sizzle which is at every polling place during every state/federal election, as well as fetes, festivals, parties etc
You clean off your bbq with a can of beer and lots of scraping. Then you just bbq some sausages til they're a little burnt, you caramelise some onions. You use a slice of bread to hold your shit and slap on some tomato/bbq sauce and/or mustard.
>>725091170
You're a scrawny little bitch so you make futile attempts to try and widdle away the emotional barriers of other people.
>>725091763
oh so its kind of similar to eating pizza with a knife and fork
>>725091973
Yeah. Would you rather heaps of thick meaty sausage in and around your mouth, or bread?
>>725092288
you dont have to ask me that, I mean.
>>725091867
still incorrect.
>>725091657
o
is it too late to apologize?
>>725092464
It was a rhetorical question.
I'm just upset is all. Next they'll ruin fairy bread