Your age: Number of women you've fucked: >no trolling edition

19
5

22
3

>>725072023
Age 23
#7

25
9

20
0

This is 4chan. 90% of responses should be zero.

45
2

23
2

29
19

>>725072023
32
mid 80's ish

>>725072023
>No trolling
Oh boy are you in for a treat

29
2

18
0

23
0

not ugly just really awkward, might as well just an hero at this point tbh

28
190something no bs

>>725072255
should clarrify only around 30 were free and earned. rest were bought and paid for

23
12

>>725072023
34
6

19
0

>>725072326
Plenty of time pre-wizard at 29 fuck a prostitute though

>>725072023

35
Over 35

26
30

>>725072023
36
80 maybe

24
22

37
2

20
1

>>725072023
27
2
One was my sister.
My sister was the better lay.

>>725072195
if by 25 this number doesn't change I'm thinking about getting my favorite pornstar at that time who will be available for escort service

27
0
Just can't be fucking arsed to get it done.

50
Over 240... band guy in the 80's. I was a total slut.

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> age
> women you've fucked
> virgin until
> youngest woman
> oldest
> best conquest
> example pic of your type

Come on.. Make these threads more interesting at least.

53
12
5 more BJ only

>>725072702
>can't be arsed to get it done
sureeeeeeeeeee buddy. Unless you're talking about an heroing, which you should be.

>>725072023

I've often wondered when I see pics like this...how much money do they spend on milk? Shit isn't cheap man.

25
10

22
7 i think? Not sure

>>725072302
Hey sport!

I've noticed that you're too young to be on this website. So I'm going to report you. It's for your own good. I know you'll listen and not misbehave again, because you're a real chip off the old block kiddo!

35
1

>>725072023
21
16

22
13

23
10

28 and 28

42
0
Can I suicide yet

36
No clue what so ever. Anywhere between 30-100

26
3.5

>>725072908
Colored water?

21
3

20
0
I'm killing myself ASAP don't worry

>>725072023
If we are going for women only
34
2

>>725073098
No, we need your powerful magic, grand wizard.

>>725072023

40
2

I'll let you figure out which is age and which is number of vaginas I've penetrated with my penis.

>>725073098
A wizard in our midst I see!

18--2 had the chance to fuck 2 others and didn't so it could have been 4

>>725072023
52
80 soemthing

>>725072023

39
around 25, but I've been married awhile now

>>725072023
28
15

19
5

25
9 women 5 guys 1 trans

never had sex sober though

29
2 - one is questionable

>>725072023
18
2

>>725072023
21
>5 girls
>not one of them above a 6
>solid 8 male with low self esteem
>why do women have it so easy?

25
6

>>725073131
So 3 women and a trap?

>>725072023
19
0

>>725073359
were twins

I've had sex with one women in my entire life. She was a prostitute.

I can't talk to people very well. So I'm coming to terms with the fact that I will be alone for most of my life.

I feel bad for my mother though. I think she wants me to bring someone home someday. She even seems to think I'm gay, and she keeps saying things like "I hope you bring home someone very worthy, man or woman, just good enough for you son". I have disappointed her so far.

20
0

>>725072929
My nigga! Same here.

>>725072023
17
0

>>725073131
Man that's quite a few black women

>>725073502
MODS! fuckin dumbass

>>725073502
Cya b&

31
105

think im the winner so far

16
8

>>725073462
That's the worst part about being forever alone fag.
Disappointing mom.

18
2

>>725072023
12
What is this?

>>725073648
moron #3

>>725073492
>>725073175
>>725072195
Welcome to your 20s

43
Over 30 but less than 35.

25
your mom

>>725073462
>>725073098
> Travel.

Go bang some foreign slut from Latin America or Southeast Asia.
Costs pennies, and you get one hell of a pick from age 7 to 70. They'll do anything.
You'll get all the bases out of the way in one night.

>>725072326
You posted for me

>>725073462
>feel bad for my mother
>wants me to bring someone home some day
So lemme get this straight, you live with your mother? You need to come to terms with the fact that you can do something about it but you aren't cuz you're a self destructive lazy shit. Fuck your fail of a mother too, btw.

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>>725072779
>22
>3
>16
>16
>22
>Number 3, I'd rather have just skipped the earlier 2 and just been with her.

17
3

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>>725072023
20
0
i wanna be next generation wizard

>>725072023
20
6

>>725073651
Is this sarcasm?

19 and 9

>>725072721
yeah let's just assume you're lying here.

24 (25 in july)
0
(not even kissed one)

9
9

23
0

Just a regular loser I guess

>>725072023
Age 28 (29 on August)

I have had sex with 12 women:

8 ex gf
1current gf
3 "what are we?"

26
0

I stopped caring when I got out of school at 23. There is no hope.

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>>725072023
35
0

Age 21
Women 680ish
Virgin until 20

36
Over 50

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>>725072779
>19
>1
>V.U 17
>she was 15 nao 18
>pic related her now

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>>725072779
> age
28
> women you've fucked
10
> virgin until
17
> youngest woman
17
> oldest
28
> best conquest
this actress/model I'm currently banging, she's on the hook hard
> example pic of your type

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>>725074288
> "people"

You're bi then.. Question is how many WOMEN you've fucked. Not how many trigenderapachehelicopters you've docked with.

Age 26
Women fucked: 742
Virgin until: 6

>>725072023
23
15? I dunno

Age 42
Dogs 4
Women 0

21
1(turned down 2 others because I have decent standards)(2 others blowjob only)

age 18
women fucked: 2

24
1

>20
>1
>9 men
t. bi fag

>>725072023
36
0

>>725072023
11
481

18
1 person besides myself every night

19
6

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20
3

Gotten head from a few others though

>>725072639
>greentext please

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>>725072023

31
25

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19
0

>>725074851
If this is true I have the question of whether it feels good and if family members notice the dog acting weird

>>725072023
26
0
4 years until I get wizard powers.

31
Stopped counting sometime after I hit 60. That was seven years and God only knows how many women ago. I'm definitely in the triple digits.

26
1

>>725072023
19
2 (does eating out,hand job and blowjob count?)

Having actual sex next week though.

30
24

>>725072023
25
16

>>725072023
25
4

>>725072023
32
over 700 under 1000

my two main hobbies are long term world travel and prostitutes.

>>725075360
>didn't add # of STD's and crazy bitches

>>725072023
19
0

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>>725072023
>>725072779
>age: 36
>women: 8
>virgin until: 26. Was getting worried
>youngest: 19
>oldest: 40something
>best: 20something eastern european 9/10. Don't know how the fuck I pulled that off.
>type: dark hair, fit

>>725075606
Chlamydia three times, and crazy bitches is pretty much all of them.

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>>725072023
30
over 20 if we count head, other non-vaginal sexual encounter.
For sticklers, vag or ass penetration at least 14
Honestly I've never felt these numbers are impressive or out of the ordinary. definitelyyyy not proud of all the women on that list. But it is what it is. Sorry for rough estimates but the time I was fucking the most coincided with lots of drugs and alcohol (imagine that).

22
0

>>725075742
Chlamydia three times in sixty girls? That's some really bad luck.

>>725075835
>definitelyyyy not proud of all the women on that list

I think this is common. But there's no shame in the occasional drunken mistake or slumming to break a dry spell. It's also totally worth banging a fatty at least once, just to heft some gigantic natural tits.

22
just one we are still together

before her I was just engaging in my fetish with random girls but I don't think it counts as fucking

>>725076180

Read his post again.

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>Age
29

>Women fucked
0

Just end this fucking ride

19
3
Soon to be 4

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>>725074851
> dogs
> amateur tier

22
7
5 have been relationships, one was a one night stand where I left all my shit in her house, and one was a female friend who was in love with me so I abused it.

27
Around 200

A bit of background:

Went to art school in D.C. and moved to Morgantown where a big university. Have pics of a lot of them.

>>725072023
31
0

17
2

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>>725076882
>pics
go on then....

18
7

>>725072023
Age - 22
Count - 1
Sucks, but the lady I'm fucking is hot to a point I don't see a reason to have a side chick. Also I am very picky and I wouldnt be able to fuck a stupid or average looking girl

I am a girl
25
1 girl
Cant count the boys...

>>725077561
Wanna take my virginity?
>>725076992

35
20

>>725077520
Moar alcohol

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17
0

Is this okay? Or am I fucked forever.

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>>725072779
> age
35
> women you've fucked
35
> virgin until
18
> youngest woman
Just this side of 14
> oldest
28
> best conquest
Pro s&m model 8.5/10 auburn hair, dd tits, 120lb frame. Loved being choked while sodomized.
> example pic of your type
Hmm.. I like variety, but if I had to pick it would be young, petite, and enthusiastic girls. Like pic related. She was fun.

31yo
16 girls fucked!

43 - stopped fucking 15 years ago
stopped counting at 45

>>725072023
28
2 women
1 man
:P

>>725077713
>17
Heh... Nothing personal, kid.

32
26

>>725077986
you could at least answer the question? pic related is me btw.

30
7

19
1

>>725078096
Naw fuck off and enjoy your ban kiddo you need to at least be 18 to post here

26
3

>>725073364
I'll bang you anon

(am girl)
19
0
yup

>>725077765
Scum

>>725072023
24
8/9 if fingering counts.

26
0

My power level is increasing

>>725072023

23
2

>>725072023

26
1

Is my gf and soon my wife

24
0

>>725078538
Not interested or what?

>>725072023
23
8

Could have been 9 last week, but changed my mind cause standards went up through the years from 6/10 to 8/10

>>725074394
LOL

> age
32
> women you've fucked
26
> virgin until
14
> youngest woman
14
> oldest
~45 when i was 21
> best conquest
Wella Hair Model
> example of your type
Fernanda Brandao

19
1

>>725078907
How was the milf?

>>725078820
very interested but stupidly shy

>>725072023
17
0

>>725072779
>23
>8
>19
>21
>26
>The oldest one, was engaged and was also a 8.5/10
> Too lazy to find a pic but mostly vanilla - skinny 5'9" girls (I'm 6'2") with B or C cup and good ass obviously. Redheads are a bonus

>>725079047
Disturbed.

>>725079127
where you from qt

>>725079206
lol wut

33

20

>>725079127
I got ya, that's about where I am at, only as a dude.

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>>725078552
Yea.. But scum that has popped the cork on several nubile hs girls.

>>725077561
Tits or gtfo

21
3 (soon 4, got a new gf)

virgin until age 17,
youngest was 15 (I was 17 so it was legal)
one relationship, two one night stands

>>725073364
I can relate to you anon, also a solid 8.5 and fucked mostly 6/10 (7/10 on good occasions) up until 21 but once I got confidence and learned how to talk, I can easily score 8/10 and above by barely trying. Always behave like every girl is watching you, it will affect how you look and eventually you'll notice girls looking at you from the corner of your eye and learn to talk confidently (voice, substance, facial expression, body language) and its a breeze (am 23 btw)

>>725079348
it sucks. not even terrible looking, i just can't talk to people

>>725079473
forgot: oldest was 17, same girl (was the relationship one)

>>725072023
28
17

>>725079234
Back Then i lived at my parents house.
Take her home and Go upstairs with her.
Meet my Mother on the stairs and she just gave me the look of disappointment.

After ive fucked her, her phone rings and i See a picture of her husband with her Kids. Then she starts cryin and shit...

>>725078538
Tits or gtfo!

>>725079348
it sucks. not even terrible looking, just can't talk to people

Ok pecker wrecker, you asked. So, keine Schizen fūr du

44 y/0
1,124 bedded. 1. Nighters to str
2 men, 1lady boy, rest were women at their age of consent up to 83 as oldest.
MOST at once was 6.

Nuts are cut now but 4 kids, 3 diff women. Love hen all - the kids and their moms.

22

~55

32
Hundreds
I've fucked escorts regularly for years. No regrets

>>725079622
I'm not too bad either, but I don't have the most confidence which is what leads to me not talking to new people.

>>725072023
458 I'm 56

>>725072023
Age: 20
Women: 28

could have been more but I've been in a relationship for 3 years

>>725079211
ohio

20 y/o
3
Is this depressing?

>>725079869
nah

30
8 women. wouldve been way more if i had actually put more effort into trying in high school and early 20's.

but i was young and stupid and didn't know it was being offered at the time.

>>725072023
23
2

24
19

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>>725072779
>22
>2
>18
>17
>21
>My second one

>>725073462
Can't talk to people very well. .? All you need to say is 'How much'?

24
0

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>>725072023
33
1
We were married 9 years. Fucking hurts man.

>>725079585
>Meet my Mother on the stairs and she just gave me the look of disappointment.
That's hilarious
>>725079831
want to have a chat? I'm nowhere near but just asking

35
0

22
9

31
12

Another one tomorrow.

>>725072381
my hero

>>725072023
16
0 obviously

>>725079831
I lived in Ohio most of my life. What area are you in?

>>725072023
28
7

>>725072023
21
4

>>725080532
B&

>>725072023
19
0

I am a fat depressed piece of shit. Any tips?

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>>725072779
>> age
21
>> women you've fucked
4
>> virgin until
19
>> youngest woman
18
>> oldest
21 or 22 dunno
>> best conquest
2
>> example pic of your type
pic related OC

>>725072023
Age 52
Number of women I've fucked - 4
Married since I was 22. Should have been single longer.

>>725072023
296
1/2

>>725072023
- 25
- 0

33
65 to 70, of which 15 for "free"

23

30+ getting married in October

Internet is the greatest source of pushy only 1 of my hookups was an escort and didn't know until after we fucked lol

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>>725072023
22
0

never even kissed a grill to begin with

>>725080896
I know the feel anon.

21 2

>>725072333
>>725072023

Anyone that can accrual count past about 20 is either a sociopath or a trolling. best i can do is give a ball park

26
40 + or - 15

>>725072023
18
About 10

>>725080247
chat about what?

>>725072023
33
3

2 in high school
1 in college. Married he college girl. Didn't expect my first college hookup to be my last be we are compatible.

>>725072430
Same here

>>725073131
She was a veggie

>>725080535
cleveland

>>725072326
Same

Hope we get out of our awkwardness. Started going to parties lately and it's getting a bit better.

>18
>0
>Feelsbadman.gov

>>725072023
53
0

34
45 or so? I lost count during college.

>>725081330
You should not feel bad at 18, you have plenty of time.

>>725072023
25
5

16

4

18
7

20
5 women
5 men

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>>725081023
idk

>>725080861

I lost mi virginity at 25, good luck

>>725073364
They don't.
You just concentrate on the attractive non-awkward ones.
Only those have it easy.

Trust me.

>>725081517
Who was the best? Man or woman?

24
2
and ive been raped in my sleep by 3 others

>>725081648
If i may be honest, women

>>725081264
That is a little ways from where I was lol. I lived down in the Dayton area.

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22
2 women
>Both were prostitutes

>>725072023
>23
>7

>>725081743
I mean it's a personal opinion, I honestly have no evidence to either.

>>725081685
You woke up to a girl riding you and felt raped?

21
0

>>725072023
27
2 good
1 badly
4 close but no peen in vajay

>>725072023
14
0

>>725075197
>Be me, after work and tired as fuck
>Older sis and I share an apartment.
>We've been sharing this place together and splitting rent and utilities 80/20
>Let her pay less because she is my sis, and she recently lost her job, paying a bit from savings
>Anyways, trudging home and she comes up to me as i start making some ramen and fried spam, fucking hungry after work
>Explains she doesn't have any more money, and the jobs don't want her that she is hunting, except costco and they don't need her for another month.
>Explains she really doesn't want me to kick her out, and asks if there is anything else she can do to earn her stay.
>Shrug, "You're fine, you're trying, economy sucks, its fine."
>She can tell I am still pissed, "You sure?"
>give her a look as i flip my spam
>"No, it isn't, but not gonna kick my blood out on the streets, I'm not our fucking dad."
>Lel, I am basically a big-eared version of that drunk fuck, minus the alcohol and liver issues
>Notice she is fidgeting, "Spit it out."
>Anon, we're both adults, and we're both able to keep secrets right?"
>Random fucking tangent, the fuck does she want this time
>I don't care that you smoke weed sis
>Not that, I want to... at least help alleviate your stress.
>yeah, you could blow me and make things easier.
>Was joking, but she keeps looking at me, like, earnestly.
>Do a triple take, realize my spam is burned now.
>Fucking hell, I only have four more cans, I liked my spicy spam, at least I can't burn my ramen.
>That was a joke sis.
>But would it make you happier?
>It had been four months since i broke up with slutty mcbitchface cheating whoretrollop.
>Personal time to jack off is at a all time low, do it on my longer 'bathroom breaks'
>Sis is like, 6/10
>She is my fucking sister.
>She looks serious.
>Brain starts working.
>"Fine. Sure, you blow me, and let me fuck you, every day, and I'll let you stay here untill you get a job."
>Her face lights the fuck up.
>My 6" springs the fuck up.
Cont.

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20
0

>>725082022
B&
>>725081991
I mean it basically is rape..

>21
>3

>>725082106
Moar

>>725082154
Did you post about this on Reddit a while back? I don't use Reddit anymore btw people calm your farms

17
1

and I'm not even ugly :(

>>725072023
39
17

>>725072324
Joining your club

>>725072326
Don't worry man, just wait for them and go to more parties.

I'm 25, I've fucked only 4 girls, all of them in the past year.

43
3

100+
47

Youngest 13. Oldest 58 (she was disgusting)

>>725082374
Not op for that.

>>725082374
lolo redditfag lol reddit!
Actually the only problem I have with reddit is how fucking confusing the website's interface is.

28.
About 20 which surprises me because I'm a fucking pussy.

23

>10

>double digits aint shit

>>725072023
21
8

>>725072381
paying a prostitute is still a score in my book

14
3

Youngest so far?

>age
25
>womem you have fucked
4
>virgin until
20
>youngest woman
19
>oldest woman
44 - I know...

>>725081558
this always happens to me, i never know what to say to people...ugh

>>725082780
fuck off brat

20
7

>age
24
>womem you have fucked
4
>virgin until
20
>youngest woman
16
>oldest woman
18

All of them in the past year.

>>725082791
nah it was all me, it was me who said idk remember?

>>725082780
Lol fuck off liar

>>725082791
EH talk about anything, hobbies, or whatever.

18
0

21
2

33
Somewhere in the 40s

>>725072779
>21
>8
>15
>16 when i was 15
>25 when i was 19
>idk

>age
25
>women you have fucked
4
>virgin until
24
>youngest woman
16
>oldest woman
18

All of them in the past year,

>>725082106
Go ahead.

>>725082929
>>age
>24
>>womem you have fucked
>4
>>virgin until
>20

>All of them in the past year.

heh?

>>725082106
>She notices, and wiggles those nice hips.
>Am i really gonna fuck my sister later?
>Seriously?
>seriously.
>Oh well, I guess we all become degenerate sometimes, besides, she can keep her mouth shut.
>Life sucks, and pussy is presenting itself to me, almost begging. Could be worse, even if its my sister.
>Could be a lot worse.
>eat my spam and water, notice she is staring at me.
>Start thinking, when was the last time SHE had some dick?
>Doing math as i munch on this burnt spam, like, two years since her last BF, who liked to beat her.
>She still has the scar on her elbow where he pushed her.
>That bitch ass beta still hasn't wolverined his molars back from me knocking them out for touching my sis.
>But yeah, was a while, longer than me.
>Girls need to have sex too, right?
>She is still staring at me.
>whelp, my ramen cup and burnt ham are put away, filling that hole, time for me to fill some holes
>Get up and point to the bathroom, "I'm going to shower, you're on the pill, right?"
>She gives me a look, sarcasm turned up to 11, "No, I love my monthly cramps twisting my guts into hamburger."
>Jesus fuck, well at least I know she didn't get body snatched, still my annoying fucking sis
>"I'm not using a condom then."
>I swear to god, her grin is devilish.
>"Did you shower yet?"
>Gestures to her bathrobe, and hair, sarcasm back, "Nope, my wet hair is because Poseidon gave me a facial."
>shaking my head, "Just get in my bedroom, I'll be in there soon enough."
>Take my sweet time cleaning myself, and resist the urge to jack off.
>My poor dick is trying to push past those meager six inches, it knows pussy is close at hand
>Fucking Mary's holy tits, I've never been harder in my life, the water almost hurts on it.
>Get out, dry off, and come into my room.
>Nearly shit bricks, she is on all fours, playing with her pussy.
>She has an innie, its like, fucking waxed smooth, and her clit is pulsing.
>Ass is 7/10
>Can't even see her pudge.
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I fuck dudes because I'm a yuge faggot

>>725073462
you want some advice to change your life?
talk to people like you talk on the internet.
just say the words you want to say, and if someone don't like it, you don't care, end of the story.

>>725083554
>0
>I fuck dudes
ok faggot

19 years old
fucked 14 girls (with prostitutes 17)
germany, but italian

>>725083554
good for you. womans are evil.

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Age 25
Slept with 30

>>725072381
Fucking lol

>>725083446
Ups, I deleted it and posted the correct, I was virgin until 24.

>>725072023
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Believe me now cunts?

>>725083470
go on

>>725082951
i am not good at small talk oh god

>>725083969
keep bumping for rest of story.

>>725083950
> just /b/
reported

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>>725084000
>000
ofc

1
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>>725073462
I was exactly like this until past year. i was always very awkward and hidden in my house, but then I started going outside, go to parties and night clubs, at first i felt like that was shit, but then I started drinking alcohol, a lot, and when I was drunk, I swear that everything was so much funnier and easy, sometimes I got rejected but fuck it, since I was drunk I didn't care and were more extroverted.

>>725081264
I live in Cleveland what's up

>>725083950
I know you

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>>725083674
> age
19
> women you've fucked
14
> virgin until
15
> youngest woman
13 when I was 17 (she said shes 15 and hat a big ass and freckles + we hotboxed in my room then fucked)
> oldest
19 when I was 17
> best conquest
a girl from albania (big ass and tits who loves sucking cock and swallow)
> example pic of your type

>>725083470
bamp

>>725084242
>drinking alcohol makes you more open
gee, more news at 10.

>>725084479
I'm not saying that like it was something unknow, I just say that it worked for me.

>>725083470
>Can't even say anything, the room smells sorta nice, didn't realize that she smelled so much like me.
>Feel like a moron later, she is my fucking sister, of course she would smell sorta like me.
>Anyways, move up to my bed, and see her grinning at me, "What, do you need an engraved invitation?"
>"Did you just quote a movie?""
>that fucking sass, "Shut the fuck up faggot, stick it in, I've already warmed myself up, I see you have too."
>Don't bother to correct her, Jr. has a mind of his own.
>Move up behind her rather nice ass, and pull her hips back.
>Fuck, her pussy is hot, I feel it against my cock, hotdogging against that ass.
>She is so fucking *WET*.
>sis can't keep her mouth shut, "You going to put it in or what?"
>Get tired of that fucking smartass mouth, smack her ass.
>She kicks me in the thigh, "Fuck you, just fuck me stop fucking around!"
>Fucking bruised thigh, pissed and agree, "Fine, you owe me two blowjobs for that kick."
>"You owe me a blowjob for the spank!"
>Something to think about as i move my dick down to that hot cleft, its like wet silk, so god damn smooth.
>Push in, its like heaven, she is *TIGHT*, its like her cunt is trying to choke my dick.
>Hear her moaning something, dont_care.gif
>Balls deep in sin, never felt better, its like a furnace of pleasure suckling at all six inches of my cock
>Fucking god, no wonder this shit is taboo, its the best fucking thing ever.
>Start fucking her nice and hard, she clearly loves it, she is so wet its dripping off my balls.
>My old gf NEVER got this wet
>Manage to get her off twice before I can't hold it off anymore.
>Blast her balls-deep, fingers digging into those soft hips, i can taste her in the air
>Her cunt is squeezing me like i can't describe, rippling as i finish
>My fucking toes are numb, my face feels like its on fire.
>"Damn... anon that was good... you're thicker than <last boyfriend>
>No comeback, brain cells have just been emptied out of my nuts.
cont.