Have we settled on a name yet, /b/?

>>725068079
Betty

>>725068079
Gotta be the new queen of /b/

>>725068200
The suggestions I've seen so far are OPhelia-chan, new queen of /b/, and mother of /b/. Am I missing any?

>>725068079
Ah well. I suppose this matter will stay in limbo.

Ophelia

>>725069351
It was a great thread tho

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Quick rundown

>>725069422
OPhelia seems the most popular choice so far

>>725069757
I say, 3 votes of OPhelia

>>725069630
Nice work on that

>>725069843
Or we could combine all three suggestions. OPhelia, queen mother of /b/

>>725069846
It was some other anon, i saved it from the og thread

>>725070050
Im sold

>>725070050
I like that, that gives her a worthy title

>>725070155
Any objections, if no one objects than it stays.

>>725069630
Were there any other pics?

>>725070050
All in favor? Opposed?

>>725070399
Nah, that was it

>>725070399
We asked for a butthole pic, but it hasn't been posted

>>725070345
I think we have enough of a consensus on this

>>725070694
Thread 404 wont ever be posted

>>725070694
Thread 404d too soon

>>725070810
Way too soon

Now what do we do

>>725070810
>>725070928
Government conspiracy

>>725070965
Fap?

>>725070965

>feel good
>remember how great the thread was
>praise OPhelia till infinity
>share the screencap and tell everyone how good she is

>>725071029
Im on no fap:(

>>725071087
Im game lets spread the word

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>>725071087
Dear sweet lord, you guys. I love you all so much. Here, have this. You've more than earned it

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>>725070050
There can be only one

>>725070402
Opposed

>>725071802
This is true, can there be a difference between queen and queen mother? Or should we just stick with Ophelia

>>725071681
Could it be... is it for real ?

>>725072047
Ophelia

>>725071087
Lets spread the word, let all of /b/ hear of her

>>725072074
Generally speaking, I tend to notice when my own tits are plastered on the front page of /b/ XD took me a minute, but I am here.

Froukje!

>>725071681
From now on op i will leave all my posts on /b/ with -OPhelia at the end.

>>725072293
Sounds like a good idea -OPhelia

>>725072293
That's genuinely heartwarming. I'm honored to be among you

>>725072293
Do so, those who remember will know

>>725072523

Nice to hear from you again, OPhelia.

Going to bed, good night /b/

>>725072230
We definetely couldn't just let it die, it was way too awesome

another slut, another thot, another trash of a human being tying the 4chan is dead knot

>>725072523
My dogs name is definetly staying kek.-OPhelia

>>725072230
Good thing we had enough picture of your tits to summon you then

>>725072632
Sleep well, my friend :)

>>725072804
>quick we must summon her.
>but how?

>>725072725
Yeah yeah yeah, go be depressing somewhere else

>>725072777

Trips of truth.

Just don't turn into another Internet attention whore posting pics, you're better than that and I know it

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>>725072777
Nice digits.
kek agrees

>>725072706
So it seems. Kek. I was hoping for some small impact for good, I didn't anticipate the level of response. It serves to reaffirm my feeling that this is truly my home.

>>725072904
Post the tits. All of it.

>>725072931
too late

>>725072777
Sealed by trips, I believe you. That's delightful

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>>725073021
Didn't end with -OPhelia. SO the system crumbles already

>>725072804
Apparently so XD use this power wisely

>>725073021
It was a heartwarming thread, with 10/10 tits and pussy, and a delivering op. Of course it would have a large impact, how couldn't it ?

>>725071681
Could you piss in a cup and pour it over your chest while wearing a crappy t-shirt you don't give a shit about anyway? Thanks in advance.

>>725072931
The posting of pics will be a short-lived phenomenon. I believe I've covered enough basic requests at this point to establish that I do in fact deliver. What has already been posted should be enough.

>>725073172
I'm sure it will be used a lot lol

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>>725072954
7's too. God damn-OPhelia

>>725073437
I suppose I expected our collective short attention spans to be averse to so much text. I thought few would take the time to read it. You have well exceeded my expectations

>>725073631
These threads are blessed by kek

>>725073631
That is one super cute doggo

>>725072777
Moar pics of kek blessed doggo?

>>725073720
Or maybe the big text attracted people ? Or the tits ? Or the feels ? Who knows, /b/ works in mysterious ways

>>725072230
How d>>725072230
oes it feel to randomly see your tits on the internet

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>>725074247
If kek wills it -OPheila

>>725074496
By clearly already having been lurking on /b/ based on the previous thread. You thought I'd just take off when the thread 404'd?

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>>725073631
Is that a framed picture of pepe?

>>725074649
That is downright adorable, anon

>>725074383
Green text, attracted me. Then I have read the whole thread. Best one in a while for sure.
Thx OPhelia, mother queen of /b/

>>725074383
Indeed it does. Part of its allure really, it never ceases to surprise us.

>>725074742
Sorry anon, its not -OPhelia

>>725075202
Damn, would have been pretty neat. So what are you up to?

>>725074941
Thank you, my dear friend. So much feels from all of this.

>>725075403
Playing some skate 3

This is very sweet of you to post, OPhelia, however just How exactly are we to establish our self worth so some girl can recognize it?

>>725075089
Indeed, I don't think I'll ever get bored of it. Those kind of thread are what keeps me entertained and hooked to it.

>>725075714
I'm of the opinion that when you truly believe that you have worth, it shines through in confidence. Gives you an air of positivity that other people pick up on. The old saying that you can't truly love someone else if you don't love yourself a little has a point. You may not notice, but the people around you can pick up on your mood, your demeanor, your feelings. If you're wallowing in depression and self-loathing, that comes across and unfortunately makes people avoid you, compounding the problem. But if you're projecting some self-confidence, not arrogance but just the knowledge that you have value, you become more approachable and seem more likeable.

>>725076236
Likewise

>>725074941
I originally was attracted by the feel thread. I stayed for OPhelia.

A little shamless self promotion here but my insta is putin_pepe if any of you wanna drop a follow -OPhelia

>>725075714
That's on you, anon. Shit works differently for every nigger so you gotta figure shit out for yourself and do some soul searching. All the lady has done is show you that despite everything you contributed to something positive in the world in a way you never knew. Maybe it's enough to help you and if it is, that's cool, if it isn't, well, it sure didn't do any harm. If it did do harm to be told you're good shit, then well, anon, you didn't deserve to live anyway.

>>725076549
LOL that handle is great. Too bad I don't use insta

>>725076713
Anon speaks the truth

>>725076721
Thanks its my meme platform

>>725076489
Glad to have you with us :)

Ophelia-chan

>>725077170
Yep, I think that's been established

>>725076907
So am I ;)

>>725076549

How about you kill yourself, you attention-whoring slut.

You only came here because you had no father figure and needed male attention.

Off with you, another whore whose only purpose is to provide a masturbatory aid to fat neckbeards and underage newfags on 4chan.

kek

I'm not even going to wank to your pics, slut.

>>725076713

You're a massive faggot.

Nice to have participated in the original thread. Fucking refreshing after a week of god-damn krauts everywhere trying to make that murdering shitstain a meme.

>>725077628
Don't cut yourself with that edge you've got there.

>>725077680
And so are you, my nigger <3

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>>725071681

>>725077775

>edgy

Not an argument, betafag.

>>725077628
Don't worry there will be plenty of cream spilt without your help.

>>725077628
Go back to your basement anon

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>>725077628
lazy troll 1/10 try harder next time

>>725077741
For real, it's inescapable. Every refresh and I've got that fuckwad staring back at me.

>>725077925
>>725077992
>>725078207

>actual basement dweller betas get butthurt at my post

kek I am surprised.

Maybe if you promise to worship this slut harder, she'll post a foot pic for you losers.

>>725078389
Jokes on you faggot, I live in an attic.

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>>725071681
Holy shit datass.png, where the hell was she hiding that? o_o

OPhelia if you're still around can you throw us a clothed picture for on/off purposes? <3

>>725078506
What sort of clothed picture?

>>725078479
Ha, I rent a converted attic too

>>725078585
With clothes on you.

>>725069630
Wow. Shes fuckin hot

>>725078506

>p-p-p-please post m-m-more pics I don't interact with irl f-f-females

Pathetic

>>725078585

Can you pour lighter fluid on yourself and take a pic of yourself on fire?

That REALLY gets me hard.

I'll even call you a good girl, you no-daddy, psychologically damaged atttention whore.

>>725078585
Everyday look/Sundress/Beachwear, or just your favorite pic of yourself!

>>725078389
Foot pic heh ? That's the most arousing thing you could think of ? You must be one hell of a pathetic fuck

>>725078669
Highfive!

They can be quite comfy.

>>725079057

I'll settle for feet if the self-immolation thing falls through, cuck.

>>725078757
>i hate myself and take it out on other people online anonymously

Sad.

>>725079293

Have you forgotten where you are, you spastic fuck?

>>725078919
Must be a pain in the ass to be that much of a fag

>>725078919
How bout you get mommy to make you some tendies and give you your anti-sperg meddies?

>>725079404
I see what you did there.

>>725079293
>>725079404
>>725079434

Did I hurt your feelings, faggots?

>>725079525
Shit bait is still shit.

>>725078966
Well I don't currently posses any sundresses, but I'll indulge this request in my everyday wear

>>725079578

>this guy is posting b8
>I better respond with a butthurt post

kek

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>>725078506
Part one

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>>725078506
Part two

>>725079525
Why so venomous to your fellow degenerates anon?

>>725078919
Kek frowns upon your faggotry

>>725079848
Epic

From a femanon bringing good feels, tits, pussy and ass to a bunch of niggers ree'ing at eachother. Please, OPhelia, deliver us from this evil and post more nudes.

>>725079467
I'll just show myself out

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>>725078919
You're really bad at this.

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>>725079800
>>725079848

>>725079525
Nah, you're just an annoying edgy kid honestly, nothing more, nothing less

>>725079859
He's afraid of the feels, he must fight himself to block them out and thus he spergs out at random

>>725079859

You've answered your own question.

>>725079800
>>725079848

So faggot, who's the slut you managed to get to pose in the photos?

>>725079848
One hell of a body, covered or uncovered... damn

>>725079979
I fear more nudes would only intensify their autistic screeching

>>725079978
>Epic

XD

Fuck this shithole. Ten years ago, we'd have had all this slut's details by now and be ruining her life.

You fell for the 4chan pathetic virgin loser meme and actually came here thinking you'd all be in good company, which you now are, because there are hardly any of us left who aren't losers like you.

The cancer was terminal.

The cancer killed /b/.

>>725080330
Sure but I can just ignore them and look at your butt.

>>725080330
Well you're not posting for the autistics ones here anyway, might as well

>>725080330
plz i need moar to sustain my crippling erection

>>725080435
Sure, and you should go before it kills you. C'mon, shoo

>>725080194
>>725080212
>>725080092

Still upset, faggots?

Read this post >>725079979 and realize all of you losers are basically like this

>>725080330
>autistic screeching
Coming fresh with the reddlt-tier memes

Kill yourself.

>>725080435
Did you miss the entire point of the thread? It was about how, 10 years ago, /b/ gave her a home, and she's now paying her dues with tits. Stop whining about how tough of an internet gangster you are already.

>>725080435
Why don't you go and check if some german faggot killed someone on krautchan.

>>725080606

>pls leave

I am the chemotherapy.

>>725080435

cool story sherman

>>725080766

I read the post of faggotry, anon. it was written by another beta faggot like you who paid a hooker to pose for pics.

Now beg him for feet. Beg him.

>>725080766
He wasn't in the og thread. He knows not of what he speaks.

>>725080809
>>725080876

>pls go away. leave my feefees alone

>>725080899
I don't suppose you have any proof of this hypothesis?

>>725079800
>>725079848

Thanks Ophelia, between the pics and the wholesomeness of the original thread you've made my birthday suck significantly less than it could've.

Whoever gets to slap that donk is a lucky man.

>>725080983

>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction. only a fool etc.......

Neck yourself, fag.

>>725080825
That must be the dumbest sentence I have ever heard. Guess it was supposed to be cool and edgy, and ended up being cringy

When I saw this thread I thought someone posted nudes of my gf because she has the same body type, tits, nipples, but different vagu. I feel rather relieved.

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so is some faggot going to post all the pics already?

>>725081095
>Thanks Ophelia, between the pics and the wholesomeness of the original thread you've made my birthday suck significantly less than it could've.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You losers make this too easy. Fuck.

>>725081145

I AM the chemo.

>>725081187

please post pics so we can confirm, just to be sure

>>725081187
Fascinating. Thank you for contributing such a heartwarming story.

>>725080962
Actually, looking through this thread it would seem that you have the wounded feefees. Nobody else was raging or sperging out or whining incessantly like you. Having a bad day, snowflake?

>>725081187

>then I woke up and realized I never even had a girlfriend to begin with

Cool story, bro.

>>725080899
Mate even if some fat hairy neckbeard went through the effort of making his fellow /b/rothers feel a modicum of positivity about themselves by paying a hooker that still means someone thinks this place deserves good feels, which means that you deserve good feels.

Yeeess.

Accept the warm, fuzzy glow.

Let the gratitude flow through you.

>>725080910
I know right ? It's litteraly only him, screaming and craving for attention like the neglected autistic kid he is

>>725081346

Yes, I am raging and sperging out over my hurt feeling right now, while eating tendies and gobbling my meds.

>>725081268
Yeah... still cringy

>>725081372
Well said. I could not have said it any better.

>>725081095
Happy birthday, my /b/rother :) glad I could help brighten things a little. I wish you luck in the coming year.

>>725081187

but these pictures look nothing like your hand

>>725081372
>that still means someone thinks this place deserves good feels

Or he gets off on it, because he's as much of a loser as you are.

Maybe.

>>725081372

>Let's all be nice to one another

Get fucked, hippy cunt.

>>725081095
Hey m8. Happy Birthday. Praise to Ophelia for bringing us together.

>>725081531

I AM CHEMO

>>725081624
I'll be happy to let you call me a loser if it makes you hate yourself a little bit less <3

>>725081693
Pls w/ lube tho

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>>725081280
There is a pic that was only sent to me and she never posted it.

>>725081738
*HOMO

>>725081123
And you can't conceive of the notion that while hidden behind anonymity and the proclamation that all is a lie, one might feel emboldened and safe enough to unload the truth here?

>>725081539
>Happy birthday, my /b/rother :) glad I could help brighten things a little. I wish you luck in the coming year.

He'll probably be dead before the year ends after killing himself from crippling loneliness and generally being a useless, pathetic human being who nobody in real life gives a fuck about.

But HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anon.

kek

>>725081843
Sounds like a conspiracy to get you to admit your crimes tbh fam.

>>725081769
moar?

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>>725081212
>I'm miserable and incredibly self conscious so I spend hours on 4chan antagonizing people in hopes that they will give me small scraps --anything-- of the attention that I desperately crave, but don't receive from the real world.

You make this too easy.

Hardmode: responding with something other than "haha r u le angry duds? xd"

>>725081769

oh she's a ginger ..dont worry about it

>>725081769

kek How old is this slut supposed to be?

Life ruining incoming

kek

>>725081372
Though I strenuously vouch for myself being in fact real, this is a very good point anon.

>>725081843

>anonymity
>on 4chan

You better be behind 7 proxies, newfaggot cunt.

>>725081769
I want to believe...

>>725071681
you fucking faggot,

that's a crop of Puddem's ass

>>725081936
Sorry fam, can't do. I know one of her exes uses /b and I don't want to risk him seeing anything

>>725081374
Yeah, I'm betting all the absent father talk is projection

>>725082167
Pics or it didn't happen

>>725081738
I'm starting to feel bad about calling you autistic, it seems like you really are

>>725082004

>he's looking for attention
>better give him attention

You've got all this figured out, champ.

>>725081763
Seconded.

>>725081780
Kek

>>725082052
What do you mean she is 19 bro? I have been with her for about 4 years.

>>725082182
>>725081374

We hugbox now?

>yeah he was mean to me too
>it's ok I'm here for you, anon

When did this place get so infested with faggots?

>>725082354
Doooood gtfo of this thread. No one gives a shit about your ginger. We're busy.

>>725082262

Why would you feel bad about it, you retrarded cunt?

>>725068079
I vote for Attention Whore

fuckin virgins this shit is cancer

>>725082577

This fag knows what's up.

>>725081930
Well people have (foolishly) done that, but I was referencing simply expressing honest feels

Average white girl
Yawn

REMINDER: You're a fucking loser. Don't forget it. Yes, I'm talking to (You)

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>>725082849
k

>>725082829

>B-B-BUT she's out N-N-New queen
>pls p-p-post feet

If you troll the beta faggots, they'll stay in this cancer thread for longer.

>>725082849

Sick bro thanks.

Have I killed the thread yet? Can I go fuck my dog now?

Well this has taken on a considerably less pleasant tone than the og thread. Late-to-the-party autists can't let anyone have fun they weren't included in. Sad.

>>725083272
Yeah! Get off the computer. Me & your mom gonna get busy.

>>725083272
Post vid

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>>725081769
>girls who are into motorcycles

hnngg

>>725083471

Go back to your hugbox, tumblrfaggot.

>>725083272
Deliver vid and we'll let the thread die. Timestamp and all.

>>725083471
You tried Ophelia. Maybe it was a fluke. Those of us who were there know though. Keep on keepin on <3

>>725083763
>You tried Ophelia. Maybe it was a fluke. Those of us who were there know though. Keep on keepin on <3

Remember, faggots. ^This is what you have become.

>>725083875
That was a quicky. Did Fido like it as much as you did?

>>725083763

>I'm a pathetic beta white knight fag, pls notice me

FTFY

>>725083763
Thanks anon. I'm still happy in the hope that I spread some love to you all. Trolls will be trolls. Autists will be autists. This is /b/, after all XD

>>725083991

No. He hates it when I rape him, retard.

Can't have some good without some bad, thanks for the feels OPhelia, hope to see you around /b/ sometime again

>>725084025
How's about you take you edgelord teen angst back to /pol/ where it belongs

Maybe the raging haters are just trying to make us all feel better about ourselves because we can take a compliment.

>>725085329
Indeed. Thanks /b/rother, I'll be lurking now and then, perhaps our paths will cross

>>725085526
True, by being so resistant to accepting thanks and wallowing all over the thread in their thinly-veiled misery, it provides a good comparison. Puts the rest of us in a good light. Feels good man.

>>725085454

How's about you tie a rope around your neck and jump off a tree, cunt?

>>725068079
Mods

>>725086276
>>725085526

>yes, yes, we are all so superior to this anon being mean to us
>pls hug me tighter
>y-y-yes when he is mean to me, it makes me f-f-feel better about m-m-m-myself

kek
Fucking tumblrfaggots

>>725085526
>>725086276
>feel better
>feels good
>muh feelings

Faggots.

>>725086640
Gas the /pol/acks

>>725086640
>>725086755
I just knew you faggots couldn't resist being salty over that one. I love you guys.

>>725086837
>>725086863
Tell us more about your feelings again, queers.

>>725086755
This thread is an outgrowth of a feels thread, of course there's gonna be feels involved dumbfuck. Lurkmoar

>>725086993
>a feels thread,
>thread about an attention whore attention whoring

Cool story, bro. How are you feeling today, you faggot queer beta loser?

>>725086948
Look at anon being all tsundere, but literally asking for positive feels more. I see through the walls you've built around your heart anon, and you're pretty cool, even when you're trying not to be.

>>725079848
Sweet Jesus that ass is fat. Fuggggg. OPhelia is the true queen of /b/. Fuck boxxy dat bitch uggo.

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>>725087129
My god, men: we've stumbled upon a veritable salt mine

>>725087226
He's trying so hard. I pity him.

QUICK RECAP

>Hi guys XD I'm a FEMANON
>I had a tough childhood
>I love you all
>Oh really? U wanna see my tits and ass?
>ok *giggles* XD
>pls post m-m-more pics of ur f-f-feet, we will w-w-worship u
>let's think of a name for her g-g-guys
>OFeelia is good, muh feels, right guys?
>happy bday anon, your life has value kek
>Hi guys, Ophelia here (actually fat neckbeard) posting Puddem's ass
>quick everyone, praise this pretend female and give it attention
>No, you're all faggots
>WAAAAAAH WHY IS ANON BEING MEAN?
>FuckMyDog Break
>still faggots crying tears in thread
>Laugh at these sad sacks of human waste some more

It's almost bedtime. Thanks for teh lulz, you worthless faggots.

>>725087635
Kill thyself my mang

>>725087755

cry moar, beta bitch.

>>725087831
Check em u miserable fuck

>>725087635
You do realize that the background in the ass pic matches the background of all the other pics. All look to be taken in the same place. Not cobbled together from random internet pics.

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>>725087635

A true oldfag.

There is hope for /b/.

>>725087831
Dubs says you an hero, faggot.

>>725087987

You do realize you're a fucking retarded faggot.

>>725088048

Check mine, loser.

>>725088127
What a constructive reply. Your wise words will echo throughout the ages. Thank you for gracing us with you stunning intellect. /s

>>725088334

Faggot.

>>725088334

Go back to reddlt fag.

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>>725088174
No dubs have been found in your possession. Access denied.

>>725084115
Sage

>>725087635
I pity you. How long as it been since you've been happy?

>>725089868
I'd be interested to know this as well