Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>725055531
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
Damn boat.
Claim
>claiming
>>725063593
>rattle rattle
>>725063505
*erp noises*
>>725063174
lets stop here for now
>>725063588
How you doing?
I fully support another crusade, tbh
gtbrsetgrasd
>>725063756
Just sitting about. You?
I need new friends
>>725063593
>>725063736
Ok
>>725063929
So do i
>>725063052
Um, um,
>bends over slightly
>>725063072
T-true. Do you like guns?
>>725063264
Lazy days are the best, huh~
>>725063424
That's a lot to read!
>you should repost it here so that people can read it
>>725063908
Just chilling on here and relaxing. I'd like to play some vidya but I'm not really in the mood for it.
>>725064080
Okay!
>February 28th
>Grandma dies
>Be distraught
>Try and look after family
>Friends help me get through my grief a lot
>Girlfriend struggles to support me and feels awful about it
>Girlfriend becomes increasingly distant over the following days
>I ask her why and assure her she's safe and loved and can tell me anything
>Ex boyfriend didn't understand no means no
>Oh fuck.jpg
>Decide not to pressure her further about it, things seem okay for a few days
>I end up supporting her more than her supporting me
>She gets quieter and quieter, until she only communicates in one-word responses
>March 8th
>Tells me she's stressed about the relationship because she has trust issues
>Turns out she meant she was full-on raped by that guy
>She can trust no-one and needs to work on her mental health
>Probably has BPD
>Being in a relationship is making her unhappy because she can't take care of herself at the same time
>Decide to break up but stay friends
>Okay.jpg
>Hurts quite a bit since I felt a lot for her and hoped we'd last, and liked/admired her as a person and I'm gonna miss her, but glad for her getting the help she needs, and we weren't entirely compatible anyway so I'm kind of relieved at the same time,
>Get on with life and get ready for grandma's funeral
>Focus on studies to make Grandma proud
>Life is generally pretty okay other than that.
>Have a really nice day and do some studying, analysing past perfomances
>Waifu threads are still going
>Don't worry be happy
>>725064080
Yeah. I feel tired too.
>>725064098
Yeah I know how that is.
I'll be back in a bit
>>725064080
>>725060217
I accept everyone at face value.
カラミチーマス
>>725064080
N-nice, and now sit on my lap with that.
>tfw you'll never be in a relationship again
>>725064233
Did he not understand when they were still together or was it something that occured more recently?
Did she consider going to the police?
>>725064233
That's a very sad story and going through this hard time will make you stronger as a person. I'm sorry to hear about your grandma... And you should beat that guy up.
>>725064305
Oh yeah you need to eat some to get your strength back lol
>>725064306
What happens when you peel my face off?
>>725064549
N-no... this is embarrassing...
>plants my butt on your lap and tenses up.
>>725064233
A waifu is a special piece of you anon. Take solace in what you can. Nvm having to explain it to grandma later. You've already done enough stuff she found out about to just have to say fuck it
>>725064753
198 favors to go.
And now grind.
>>725064692
It's when they were still together in 2015.
I asked her, but she has no proof of something that happened almost 2 years ago, and the guy's in Kuwait now. She's not even comfortable mentioning it to anyone. For now she's just working up to finding a therapist to help her cope and move on.
>>725064753
I dont want to eat anything really. I dont think it would sit well.
>>725064233
I should kill the guy and not break up with her.
>>725064758
>You've already done enough stuff she found out about to just have to say fuck it
Eh?
>>725064753
>That's a very sad story and going through this hard time will make you stronger as a person. I'm sorry to hear about your grandma... And you should beat that guy up.
Thanks. I already feel a lot stronger now. I'll probably feel really sad once I get some downtime and have the space to feel those emotions, but for no longer than is healthy.
>>725064681
Why?
Bye, guys, sorry.
>>725064826
>shivers and slowly moves my butt on your lap while tearing up ;-;
I... I have to go for a while because mom... b-bye
>>725064943
You should eat anyway cuz it'll make you feel better, silly.
>>725064993
Rei a cute
>>725065209
Seriously you should use a lead pipe and smack him a few times with it.
>>725065209
Well if you are studying to make her proud. I took that as you believe in a classic after life type situation. Meaning as I always took it your family members just learn everything about you and basically go through your lifes browsing history.
>>725065390
It wont. Bye.
>>725065390
Oh, come on... It's just fun.
>>725065524
Cute pic.
>>725065428
You mean you think she knows about my future or what? I'm confused as to what you mean by
>You've already done enough stuff she found out about to just have to say fuck it
It's not clear if you mean I'm saying fuck it, or if my grandma is.
>>725065273
I've been single too long to remember how to compromise for another person. I'm happy being with myself by yearn for companionship, which then conflicts with my ability to do (or stop doing) something for someone else.
>>725064826
Ima need sauce on this, pl0x
>>725065390
Yeah I'd like to tbh, but as I said he's in Kuwait. I'd like to leave that to my ex anyway, since she's the victim.
>>725065688
always
>>725065860
Prunus Girl
spoiler, it's a boy.
Claiming best girl
>>725065910
Ew Kuwait
AIDS
>>725065998
WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL THAT FUN FACT FOR ME
>>725066132
spoiler, it's not a spoiler. It's revealed on the third page or so.
>>725065390
She is.
>>725065998
Sure why not
>>725066236
oh my gosh
>>725063588
>choosing an antisocial narcissistic bitch as your waifu who fell for the popularity jew
anon you stupid fuck, if she were real she wouldn't ever love you. all she cares about is herself. you'd be an accessory.
>>725066482
>>725066512
Uh huh.
>>725066539
>>725066236
>>725065998
God damn trap fappers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
I'm eating this right now.
>>725066539
she's so cute though!
Good morning,perverts
asdf
>>725066947
He!
>>725066653
Not sure why, but I've been asked.
>>725067543
hi
>>725067543
You have to space after you type a comma, anon.
>>725063588
You again!?
in every waifu thread.
You, you, you, you.
What are you doing here?
Why you are here, anyway?
>>725067661
so that means you're a guy too?
'Hey dad, I bought some fireworks. Only $8 a box!'
'What kind of fireworks did you find for $8?'
https://scontent.ftpa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17157769_312695862466693_7353035011153100515_o.jpg?oh=eb87d8d629dcaf0e4931932e6ddd4948&oe=59651DB9
>misaki
>>725067661
Hello, how've you been?
>>725067664
got it.Anyway what's up to you?
now it's around 7:30.
I'm enjoying a cup of coffee.
>>725067543
Morning
>>725067692
Nothing much. Just hanging out.
>>725067866
Huh, have we talked before?
>>725067776
No way.
>>725067661
That wasn't a question, that was a statement.
>>725067945
yeah good morning.
what time is it now in your place?
>>725067866
You have to space after period too! ._.,
>>725067543
Are you gonna stomp on my dick and call me weeabo trash next?
>>725067967
really? you're going to lead people on if you're lying
>>725068087
Almost 3 in the afternoon
>>725067967
I don't know.
but now is important and from now on let's talk,eh?
>>725068189
Lead on to what?
>>725068272
Oh, I felt like I should say hello since you greeted perverts.
My waifu
:3
>>725068371
into loving a female online
>>725068443
Long distance relationships suck. There's no loving me.
>>725068109
OK. like this?
>>725068116
your tiny dick of faggot
>>725068250
>3 p.m.
oh it's good time to feel pleased.
>>725068374
croissant
>>725068505
where do you live?
>>725068531
Yes that's perfect! Keep writing like that, please~
>>725066904
Facebook tier post, at least post pics.
>>725068371
>hello to perverts
well, i'm also among them, though lol
anyway nice to meet you
QOTT: What's your favorite color of eyes?
Anime character or otherwise.
Personally, i think i'll have to say a shade of gold.
>>725068531
pleased?
>>725068087
Fucking fake rabbits.
>>725068779
Grey irl
Black for anime
>kurome from akame ga kill
>>725068779
red
>>725068812
pleased, or relieved.
afternoon has good atmosphere where we can feel at ease and blessed.
>>725068605
Germany. Gotta go.
>>725068771
Well hello there
I gotta go now though, I'll keep you in mind.
>>725069002
Oh I live in Germany too, we should meet up. See ya.
>>725068779
colors… I think black is good for me
Anyway Japanese has black eyes so I should treat their eyes as their exotic identity
>>725068939
Wow you've been away for some time.
I'd say 1v1's are a good way to git gud at for honor
>>725068779
Green and blue are nice.
>>725068978
Oh I guess so. I want something to eat but nothing I have sounds good.
>>725068870
>rabbit girls
they are so sexy and attractive, right?
I don't think loli should wear this though,because if they do so,it's so obscene that I fuck them and get arrested.
>>725069002
I see,good bye.
>>725069306
How about a cup of coffee?
it's enough for you to enjoy the afternoon with.
>>725068751
You're on your third waifu and you're trying to tell me how to live my life?
>>725068779
Red. Dark purple comes close.
>>725069498
I dont know. I dont want it right now.
>>725069524
I was trying to give you some attention but you're poor and ungrateful.
>>725068779
Red.
>>725069665
Oh, ok.
well what d'ya say to sandwich?
>>725069744
AN ANGERU!
Got to second choice yet?
>>725069498
>not having actual rabbit ears
You fucking disgust me.
>>725069824
I looked. Dont have any lunch meat.
>>725069847
OCPD doesn't let me give myself a lot of time. I'm gonna dump a few minutes into it now though.
>>725069177
I'm not the two Kurome that previously posted here.
>>725069960
Oh, sorry(´・ω・`)
you've cared about the existence of true rabbit ears.
>>725070028
>you didn't eat anything at lunch
yeah why don't you eat that?
>>725068779
Purple
>>725070094
You're obviously all 3 of them
>>725070269
The only good bunny ears are the real ones.
>>725070269
No I meant like there isnt anything to make a sandwich with.Nothing really appealing to eat today.
How is everyone doing this wonderful morning?
>>725070440
I just adore the black eyes in anime.
>>725070499
got it.
>>725070517
well, I think you should take something into your mouth.
>>725070783
Ehh. Ill be fine.
>>725070683
the red ones are better though
Yui here, I'm switching waifus to Ayano, because posting as Yui makes me feel a bit weird/clingy since the reason I chose her was she reminded me of my now ex.
>>725071031
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>>725071031
Sounds like a great start... Who's yoir next 'waifu' gonna be?
>>725070874
Having nothing won't lead you into being good.
I'm worried
>>725070984
you just posted the reason
>>725071138
> I'm switching waifus to Ayano
Did you even read what he said
>>725071113
This is actually true because it ruined mines...
>not wanting your waifu to be BLACKed
You guys are gay as fuck
>>725071213
How so?
>>725068779
Red.
>>725071191
Akame isn't cute like Kurome though.
when the number of waifu you have is increasing, I can understand.
But I can't understand what the switching waifu is like.
>>725071154
It will be fine in a bit.
>>725071300
Because when I post them here people think I'm a new person and so I run with it. Now I'm too ashamed to tell them the truth. I have 4 different personas here now.
My waifu is Nozomi Tojo from Love Live
I just wanted to ask Karen to help cure this thread
But he's one of them
Any non heretics in here?
>>725071370
she's superior in every way
>>725071506
>>725071462
Are you actually that boring or did no one notice?
>>725071454
I see.
Anyway care about yourself.
fripSide's songs are so cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4xEdnQ2hVw
>>725071506
I'm not a heretic.
>>725071605
I pretty much get the most replies out of everyone here.
Combined.
Does smugs still post here?
>>725071564
Man fuck you
I'm a heretic in a true religious way though.
>>725071692
Well that's perfect
At least you're doing some good with your heresy
>>725071506
There are some
>>725071729
Yes
>>725071729
They do every now and again.
>>725071729
Rarely
He prefers discord now from what i heard
>>725071805
I don't know why I'm so popular though, all my waifus are trash.
>>725071813
Good. I'll be back on tonight, I have something to show him.
None of the filthy weeaboos can escape my purging
>>725071908
Okay. I just let him knmow you're looking for him
>>725071752
sorry, I don't really like to argue about that kind of things because it comes down to personal preferences.
but you deserve to be picked on :o
>>725071952
Escape this
>>725071905
If you're an averagely sociable person, or love toying with children you've got a heads up on like 60% of the thread
It shouldn't be too hard to be liked if you know your target audience, especially when you have 4 tries
>>725071952
>purging
If I'm done by Kurumi, with pleasure I'll be purged.
>>725071952
What are you purging us of, exactly?
>>725071867
Which discord? Last time I posted here almost nightly, you guys went through discord servers like broke alcoholics going through Mad Dog and PBR.
>>725071956
Danke.
>>725071462
>4 personas
それも私だ
>>725072194
>>725072229
Ask him? I don't keep track of the discords
>>725072243
Hai Louise
>>725071506
He's not a heretic though.
>>725072242
OMG what's real you!?
>>725072389
Hai Taiga
>>725072353
Hiya
Whatcha up to?
>>725072389
Notices you too
>>725072354
He's technically an avatarfag though
>>725066650
>if she were real
oh boy here we go
>>725072505
More a "Daughteru fag"
At least that's what he says. Feel free to tell him he's full of sandy shit.
>>725072505
Using your waifu as your identity turns you into an avatarfag as well. He just happens to use his daughteru.
>>725072468
A bit bored, so drinking and occasionally Danmaku Unlimited 3. It's kinda weird how it seems to get harder the more time passes..
>>725072243
Heiyo Louise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToqNa0rqUtY
>>725072512
If they were real even meeting them would be weird.
>>725071729
What's up?
>>725071867
I blame myself for not being a regular like I used to be
>>725072607
He knows, I'm sure
>>725072612
>Using your waifu as your identity
You mean RP?
Does it really?
I thought "You're not your waifu" was separate from avatars and heresy
>>725072634
Things are just like that, I suppose.
Stream later
>>725072636
Bad choice of song that time, go back to classical
>>725072331
You niggas are just as bad as /animus/
>>725072709
Do you care for Pop Vinyl figures or nah?
>>725072892
Just trying to put in some mix and change, don't be so picky
>>725072892
I'll join if awake. HL1?
>>725072985
Sorry, sorry
>>725073017
Yup. Trying to beat it.
>>725072953
Who do you consider "you niggas" and what is /animus/?
Why d'ya think of waifu so difficultly?
Why can't you jus love them?
Talking over is nothing, I think.
Anyway I have to take a bullet train to go to Tokyo
Good bye anon.
>>725072872
No. I mean consistently posting the same character (or any other element that can serve as identity) in order to let others recognize you in an imageboard.
I've had a chat with Anya about it, and I've decided to stick with Yui. Yui isn't my ex, Yui is an anime character and my waifu, so all is well.
>>725072953
I've never owned one. Imo, they're ugly
>>725072953
>You niggas are just as bad as /animus/
We have slightly less dogfuckers.
>>725073092
Well I guess that's true
How do you call posters who post images just for recognition?
Do you even make a distinction between actual waifus and pretenders?
>>725073017
>>725073040
Half Life 1?
>>725073074
Just /waifu/ in general.
>what is /animus/
Lurk more.
>>725073259
I found one you might like though. Must be a new drop or something, just got it this morning.
Pic related.
>>725073422
Less dogfuckers who delete their god damn discord servers after like two weeks.
Although, there was that one guy here posting bestiality porn a few times.
>>725070090
Anyone know of any psycho lolis? Having a real hard time finding any
>>725073703
Yeah! It's what I've been streaming. I'm about half way done.
>>725073703
I'm not actively browsing 4chan...
I'll just assume /animus/ is another thread or /a/...
>>725073865
I made something related to game I play too
Sorry waifu
>>725073703
Holy shit it's out already?!
>>725073984
Saved
That is pretty great
>>725074095
You can't just steal his meme/waifu, how rude
>>725073984
Killing your waifu? Wow, you really mustn't reflect your self-hate on her, that's unhealty dude.
>>725063520
Anyone jerk off while on erection pills? http://extendmypenis.com