Confess your sex crimes

>>725053412
i fucked ur mum

Taught my daughter to oral sex

>>725053412
i masturbated on a piece of toilet paper

>>725054795
nice one

>>725054795
KEK you paid for the 4chan pass you faggot

>>725055234
Long ago. Couldn't be fucked to deal with the old captcha. 'Side, I support things I like.

I once raped a woman

>>725053412
I fucked my cat.She left me

>>725053412
i let a cow piss on me
the pic is somewhere on the internet

>>725053412
I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>725055734
You sick fuck. I hope the authorities come after you.

>>725053412
I fucked a chicken

>>725055432
good on you, anon

can you turn off the logo ?

>>725055734
>>725056064
>Le lolz xDDDDD

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Not really a sex crime but this happened last night and it was fucking awesome
>gf had her friend over
>friend is going shot for shot with me with tequila
>I have a high liquor tolerance so I can drink a fucking lot
>she gets fucking wasted
>starts taking benzos and eats a weed cookie
>starts puking and shit
>hold her hair back
>gf and I take her upstairs to the spare bedroom
>we stay with her to make sure she doesn't choke on her vomit in her sleep
>she just starts taking her clothes off
>she has awesome tits
>she snuggles up to me and I have my hands on her tits and shit
>start rubbing her back and her ass to help her fall asleep
>girlfriend is right there and is totally cool with it all
Can't wait to have her over again
Gf is gonna try to seduce her so I might get a three way out of it.
She's fucking hot too.

>>725053412
Jerk ed it with GFS mom's slippers

They were leather and so salty and stinky that my tongue burned when I licked them

>>725053412
I screwed my first girlfriend under the covers while my friends were watching a movie in the same room. I kept trying to make her moan and she kept trying to keep it in. She didn't really want to at first but I got her so sexually frustrated by feeling her up that she couldn't help herself and she let me.

Use to bartend and on walk home would stop at the convenice store started going in with duck out

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>>725053412
I love sex with dead boys

While I was vacationing in Thailand a man approached me. He had a young girl with him. He explained that his family was very poor and he would be willing to "rent" his daughter to me for 200$ American per week. I paid him and took her back to where I was staying. Not only did I not leave my room for the week but I extended my stay by two weeks. If that little girl was fertile I definitely left her with a bastard white baby.

>>725057575
How young was she

>Used to feel up my little sister as she slept

>Legit raped my ex on several occasions/ dry anal made her cry that kinda shit

>Forced a girl to fuck me without a condom on even though I had an sti at the time. Tormented her mentally for months.

>Got a cutter emo tween to feel so shitty she told me she was going to kill herself. I told her the though of her dead made me cum buckets. It did.

>mfw you newfags can't handle the old /b/. Your "crimes" are laughable

I had a wank outside this girls house she see me called the police found spunk on the window ledge I get arrested now I'm in court for it awesome

>>725057785
She was 9 or 10 couldn't have been older than that.

>>725057838
>mfw
>no pic
Step aside friend

>>725058431
Time to go to thailand then :^}

>>725053412
I once had consensual sex in the missionary position on my wedding night.

>>725053412
A buddy and I swap our GFs nudes without their knowledge. Apparently that's illegal now.

>>725058598
If you get the opportunity take it. The feeling when I stuck my dick in her little pussy. Like molten steel with a kung fu grip. I shot so much sperm into her her pussy was probably white for a week after I left.

>>725058853
>Apparently that's illegal now
source?

Yo u pussies I jerked at a Walmart under my trench coat and as I was about to finish I opened a sandwich box in the school supplies aisle and finished in it then I put it back in the middle of the stack lmao

>>725056505
The thread is about sex crimes...not things that didn't fucking happen. Kys

>>725059012
Look up the revenge porn laws. Some are so vaguely written it's incredible.

>>725057838
Damn...don't cut yourself on all that edge. Fucking loser

i've once fucked my left hand.

>>725059337
you fucking animal

>>725055432
>'Side, I support things I like.
I'm tempted to buy one too, but can you disable the icon?

i used to fuck my right hand
now i fuck my left hand

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>>725059012
This is california.

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>>725058527
My bad

>>725058974
Where did you stay?

>>725053412
Quite tame but left my gf for her bearish uncle and we had a fuckton of kinky sex

>>725055597
Go on...

>>725056814
Got the video of this faggot?

>>725059516
A shitty hotel in pattaya that didn't ask questions.

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I just had a dream last night where an armless 10 year old asian grill begged to suck my dick

>>725059506
Pill Cosby

>>725059787
Wow that's incredible. Hey, what was your SSN at the time? Any identifying scars or tattoos that I could copy off you?

>>725059995
What?

>>725060554
Do you know how to read? Which part was confusing?

>>725059448
what if they're shared without the intent to cause distress?

>>725057838
> Your "crimes" are laughable
cringe

>>725060638
Why you think I would give that information that's what's confusing.

>>725057838

>Your "crimes" are laughable
Woah, watch out everybody. We have a supreme gentleman coming through!

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>>725061237
That's why he got nothing