I'm an MP and I fucking hate my life. AMA.

>>725043638
Proof or gtfo

I think that's pretty standard for MPs.

>>725043638
SF in the USAF is no different. Cross train asap or get out, it doesn't get better.

Go into finance, they don't even need to know their own job, and get paid the same amount to take training days constantly and get guaranteed hour long lunches.

>>725043638
Where you stationed at nig?

>>725043638
Do you enjoy eating dog food?

>>725043638
What's an MP? my pony?

>>725044118
>What's Google?

>>725044118
Military Police

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>>725043762

>>725044204
So you're neither military nor police?

>>725043638
Have you found the Officers missing hat yet?

>>725044109
it's aight

was in an mp unit in the national guard myself

>>725043638
Also share us some of dem naked lady soldiers you've got stashed up

>>725044366
am not marine :(

>>725044256
no

>>725043638
>>725044247

Why do you hate your job?

>>725044098
hell on earth

>>725044461
>>725044461
people are retarded and don't know how to not break the law and in the process make my life a living a hell

>>725044254
Are you fucking retarded?

>>725044461
Do you know anything about the military?

I have a feeling you won't be able to really grasp the whole idea without some experience in the military.

>>725044509
So fort Polk or Bragg

>>725044718
Aaaaaairborne

Why did you decide to be a faggot instead of going 11 or 18 series?

>>725043638
>be me
>be stationed on fort Bragg right next to mp barracks
>watch every weekend as everyone else goes out and has fun
>mp lot is still full of same cars
>poor bastards never get those invites to anything
>start to feel bad
>get ticket for speeding
>fuck mps
Change your mos anything would be better

>>725045201
my recruiter fucking swindled me my dude

can whitebois ever hope to compete?

>>725044608
so he's neither smart nor contributing to society?

>>725045333
Tale as old as time

>>725045333
Fucking crosstrain dude. The only future in MP's is an anxiety disorder, receding hairline, alcoholism, and eventual suicide.

>>725045312
tfw u probably see my car :(

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>>725045366
My dude.

>>725045497
suicide sounds appealing

>>725043638
little ceasers or papa johns

>>725045667
Papa Johns because they deliver to my barracks really fast

>>725044898
>>725045523
Damn bro try not shooting yourself
can you at least drink your sorrows away?

>>725045711
god bless you op

>>725045523
If you were in the barracks of butner and capron yeah probably

>>725045801
I used to drink a lot but that not much anymore

>>725043638
Why dont you just kill yourself? Dont you have a gun?

>>725046165
that shitty 9 mm will probably just give me brain damage and turn me into a vegetable if I tried to use it

>>725043638
First question: what is a "MP"?

>>725046307
Military Police my dude

>>725046343 Second question:
And what does the military police... do?
Do they do military things like defending the country from outside threats? Or do they do police things like defend the population from inside criminals?

>>725046503
Arrest drunk retards on post for beating their spouses or drunk driving

>>725046503
Both friendo! we go through cycles of patroling them mean streets/guarding the gates onto base and a cycle of making sure we are combat ready in case we need to invade some desert and fuck some hajis up

>>725046629
>>725046503
this description is bretty gud

>>725046652
>>725046629
>>725046737
This sounds like paramilitary gendarmery crap. Is this the US we're talking about. Isn't paramilitary activity unconstitutional in the US?

>>725046629
How is this bad?

>>725046503
MPs are police for military personnel. It's just a solider that's tasked with policing other soldiers in summary.

>>725046879
I dunno about all that but yeah i'm in the US Army

>>725046932
Because op is a lazy ne'er-do-well fucker probably like 18-22 and thought joining the military would be some big adventure, like the commercials say, lol

>>725046954
Ooooooooooooh! I get it now. MP is to the military what Internal Affairs is to the police.
Well, in this case, OP, YOUR JOB SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME! YOU ARE THE FUCKING POLICE OF THE MILITARY! WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS IS THE MOST HARDCORE JOB I'VE EVER HEARD OF!

>>725046879
It's military police, dude. They police other service members. They are supposed to do nothing but basically bow down to civilian US citizens while in uniform.

>>725047031
>is lazy because i dont like 15 hours of fuck fuck games and dealing with drunk retards every goddam day

>>725047132
It's a shitty job, but you didn't have to take it, did you, m8? But you did.

>>725047098
The reality is quite different. They're more like garbagemen.

>>725043638
Im an engineer and we hate your life too

>>725047098
That bullshit glorification is probably exactly how his recruiter swindled him.

>>725047419
tyfys

>>725047098
lol
more like being the designated people dealing with drunks, angry hotheads, scandalous liars and idiots.

>>725047098
No not even close

> Get a call 10mins before shift change
> Noise complaint (probably a fucking domestic)
> Arrive on scene in base housing
>Hear couple yelling and children crying
> Knock on door
>Fat dependent spawn answers
> Hear Jabba the hut roar who it is
> Tell kid to go to his room and I Introduce myself to Sgt trailer trash and Jabba
Should I continue?

>>725043638
>Be a hero
>Post results

>>725047098
Dude, I imagine policing the general population is bad enough. as an MP you would be dealing with the worst SOLIDERS, so imagine how belligerent and the egos you have to deal with.

>>725047698
PLEASE, DO!

>>725047031
Sounds like you've been busted by the mp

>>725043638
SO-53S9
E-1
Open my gate bitch

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>>725047761
You people are ignorant and bone-headed. Just because you wouldn't like to have OP's job doesn't mean I wouldn't too. You have to love a job, your job or otherwise. I would kill for a chance to boss defective soldiers around. I see the glamor where you don't.

>>725047824
OK
> Try to separate them and get each of their stories on what's going on
> Also call in for back up so I can hopefully pass it on
>Janna the hut is pissed since Sgt trailer trash won't let her spend any more of his money on stupid shit
>Sgt TT confirms that story and that she had also drown plates around In protest
>Jabba says its unfair since she got no jerb and she works so hard in keeping the house together and raising their 4 spawn

>>725048143
>E-1
>commenting at all on how the military is

Spend another year in, so you forget how the good times were and you have no basis to really judge the depth of your despair, then come back and complain faggot. You've got no idea.

My brother is kinda directionless and his wife is trying to trick him into enlisting because she's a stupid bitch that wants him gone so she can take his military pay and cuck his ass while he's away.

I can't tell him that stuff, though, because no proof, so what can I tell him about actually being enlisted that will scare him? Not sure what branch he's thinking about. Might be AF, which I know is easier than the others.

>>725048167
I don't think you understand the full scope of the job.

>>725048191
Man, OP, it's pretty clear you either don't like your job, or you are not prepared for it yet, or you just have other things on your mind like regrets and shit. I would love your job, and I would know what to do. You have to fuck them. You are superior to them. They are trash. You can't abuse their fundamental human rights, but other than that you should fuck them.

>>725048167
You shuttle drunk, asvab waivered soldiers who were just trained to think they are the toughest and meanest most testosterone filled people on earth to their CO's
That job would suck.

>>725048167
It's more like trying to herd angry goats, though, than what I think you're imagining. They are still your peers. Maybe even your superiors. So it's not like the civilian police that have a national fraternity and official "us vs everyone else" position.

It doesn't seem very glamorous to me, but I'm sure someone out there is all psyched up about his MP patch.

>>725048273
You're a fucking moron.>>725048273
sorry, ET-1. Obviously a SO wouldn't be an E1 you fucking idiot. Just with out of SQT your an E4. If I spent all my hours typing on 4chan I wouldn't make typos.

>>725048366
I know the job isn't all candy and whatnot. But it's a pretty cool job, dude. I'm telling you, to each his own. Some people like drawing artsy-fartsy shit, some people like teaching snotty kids, some people like bossing defective soldiers around. It's the differences of preferences between us that make the world go round and the economy diversified.

>>725043638
Come and get me MP. I'll be at the gate.

>37.234332396 -115.80666344

>>725048191
>By the looks of the house and the children and how the place smells like I would say her work is sub par and probably spends most her day watching TV or at Scentsy parties
> I wanna get the fuck outta here and tell them to calm down and keep it down, inform them that there is marriage counseling and other services and that if she needs more spending money she can always get a job at the PX or wherever
>Jabba grumbles and agrees and I just look at Sgt TT with the it sucks to be you eyes
> End call go home get drunk master bate sleep

FIN

That's what most calls are like unless people are actually violent or some shit

>>725048687
Thats the thing, it isn't bossing anybody around. Its stopping them because they were speeding in base housing, listening to them get pissed off, and then being ostracized by the rest of the people on base that aren't MP's.

>>725048167
Except, having spent a decade in the U.S. Army, I actually know what MPs fucking do and know it's largely a boring, stressful, and thankless job that's nothing like your assumption, and recruiters, doing what recruiters do, talk it up in order to keep the career field manned.

>>725046503
>inside criminals
People trained to kill or with raging PTSD can do funny things.

REAL WORLD ASSHOLE
Piss

>>725048553
>>725048555
I would rather talk to those shit soldier punks than to you motherfuckers. You are intellectually bigoted if you think just because you don't have the testes for the job nobody does. I would totally fuck that shit with a shit on top. I would study the procedure and I would cleanse the stuff and I would keep it nice and clean and organized, man.

>>725043638
do what the rest of us do, take it out on the officers, good morning sir were gonna need to sweep your vehicle, good afternoon sir gonna need to search your bag, good morning sir insert next random time wasteing task like takeing a tidius amount of time to check the cac card. an knife hand everyone you meat

>>725048564
Clearly I'm a moron. The only colloquialism that is shared between the forces is the thing you made a "typo" about, and I'm the one who needs to be judged.

Its cool though, the rest of the ranks suck as well. E-4 is the only tolerable rank.

>>725049007
Well, go for it bro. Give em' hell or whatever. lol

>>725048517
I'm not op and there are times I like the job and have fun with it this is just a general day at work friendo. Also you don't want to piss of the community and make people hate you it will make the job harder. You are not a drill Sgt or anything or have super awesome authoritah on the job
And like I said most of the time it's dealing with drunks or people's families or bldg alarms set off by wildlife

>>725043638
Fucking wimp. You have zero idea how good you got it now. 2 buddies of mine joined the Marines. I went to College. They get VA shit, Mortgages, free school, plus everyone says "thank you for your service" whenever they walk around with their Marine Corps hat on.

I get to be told to fuck off by the Bank, have to pay my School Loans, and the only thing people say to me these days is "stop touching yourself when HS girls walk by in the mall, you fucking creep"...

Should have joined the coast guard

>>725049007
That's cool, man, but again, it's not like civillian police where it's "You VS Them" It's all "You" in the military. Or at least it's supposed to be.

So unless someone's being violent or really dangerous or you just love alienating yourself from your peers, then you can't act like a Gestapo to your m8s.

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So I guess you are NOT enjoying your cult.

Then be a man and quit.

>>725048855
>it isn't bossing around
Implying I couldn't boss them around a lilbit to show them they have to respect fucking law and order..
Implying they can fuck my shit...
>being ostracized
Yeah right, like the rest of the military isn't happy if I got rid of the defectives, amirite?
>>725048867
Nobody told you you can get rich being a MP, kiddo.
>>725049069
LOL, you're a cute nigger.

>>725048143
You're a SEAL like I'm the fucking pope, kid.

>>725043638
Change MOS, retake ASVAB if need higher score.
GT110 or higher can go any where. When I was in.

>>725049007
>This is the type of mentality of the guy everyone in the unit hates
Go for it breh and post your experience :^)

>>725049322
Are you like 16 or something? You sound like you just hit puberty and think it's all about acting tough, or something.

>>725049322
I'm not an MP, dipshit.

>>725049279
>implying telling indolent drunks to cut the shit is Gestapo
I mean, you demonize the military drunks and abusers, but then you say that if told them to cut the fucking shit, I would be fanatic Gestapo. Make up your mind, preferably today.

>>725049120
>currently in school after doing 8 years
>my schoolmates who are in my year are almost 10 years younger than me
>both my knees are fucked, one of my arches is on the verge of falling, have arthritis in both hands.
>get crippling migraines every few days, makes schoolwork a pain in the ass
>need to deal with the anxiety of failing out of school because of it, making the whole sacrifice of being in the military to get free school worthless.
>poor as fuck because I can't bring myself to do what i did when I was in and rely on disability and post 9/11 GI bill

Yep, I've got it great bro.

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Quit. Your. Cult.

>>725049494
You have to be tactful, dude. You aren't getting rid of them, you're asking them nicely to stop, lol.

It's like you're on a different page and think you're like, the Lone ranger, in power armor walking around like the terminator and everyone in fear of your power.

Has OP ever killed a guy?

>>725049322
>'bossing around' someone who is higher ranking than you when they did nothing wrong.
>implying you would last more than a month if you kept that attitude
>implying your supervisor wouldn't smash your shithole in the second time he hears about you doing that

>>725049047
Called a rate. I miss a T but give the exact NEC. Talking to a child or another Parris island boy who's got a new sleeve tat and only shot at paper. Love doing QRFs on you boys in Helmand, don't worry just keep your heads down.

>>725049500
Awesome dubs.

Why are you such a basket-case physically? Dudes who play 15 years in the NFL aren't as bad off as you sound. No way the military did that shit to your body - if you're 28, and have arthritis, you got some congenital shit going on, dude.

I got bad knees too, but that's from thinking running marathons was a cool idea when I was your age. Protip: It isn't.

>>725049704
Has the concept that I was neither in the marines nor the navy crossed your mind?
Its cool, I'll wait while you process that, it clearly takes you a little while. I'm here for you friendo.

>>725049649
>implying I don't have good instincts
Yeah, so your plan is to be nerdy about the whole business and then you wonder why you don't like the job and you suck at it.
>>725049690
>shitty threats
yeah, ok

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>>725049494
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How I picture that anon

>>725049494
No we're saying we were the guys you would have to deal with, and we aren't fun to deal with. It's not like you get a pat on the back from your superior when you are done. You get bitched at or threatened by ours to keep your mouth shut, and sure we get whats coming to us by our leaders but we'll be right back out there the next 3 day doing the same shit and shoving it in your face.

>>725049762
Jumping out of planes and forced marches tend to take a toll on the body.

>>725049837
So talking to a child. Or you're desperately trying to find MOS for 18s and pass off like you're one. You'd take an E-4 over an E-6 LPO...bullet magnet

>>725049762
Was an aircraft mechanic. Working at the pace most require puts a lot of stress on your joints, not to mention the injuries most tend to ignore.

While I was working, a 350 lb tire rolled out of the truck onto my right knee, ripped my quad off and tore a shitload of the ligaments. Knelt from then on on my left knee, on hardened concrete every day.

Migraines are from the burn pits in Balad I think, its tough to pin that one down to a specific event.

Its rough man.

ayyo OP former 31b here. 2008 to 2013. Got out and smoke weed every day

>>725049762
They push you hard, and nobody is equal in reality. some bodies are simply not as suited for it, but can still do it just like a smaller/older car can haul a load but with more stress on the engine/parts.

>>725050069
Well, thank you for your service, /b/rah. But now I gotta go hang out at the mall... kek.

>>725049762
I tore both my meniscus and got a TBI when my husky was blown up, then while waiting for a recovery crew to get there the truck i was in backed over another IED. My knees, back, and head are fucked and Im 26.

>>725050110
Like you googling special warfare rates and trying to pass as a SEAL on an anonymous image board? Kys faggot

>>725050110
So instead of processing it, you scramble for further insults. Its fine man, nobody here is going to take away your birthday. Its an anonymous board for a reason, nobody needs to know you take this long to really get to the bottom of things.

>>725049762
There's a lot of testosterone tough guy shit in the military, and people try to talk off injuries that should take a week of bed rest, and so they get bad joints, bad back, bad knees, bad whatever because they ride themselves too hard and get put up wet, so to speak.

>>725050353
Truth.

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>>725047098
>i'm twelve, the post

>>725050159
Tough story, bro. At least you didn't get ied'd...

But admit it - there are a LOT of dudes who do their contract, then cash in the rest of their lives, all for working the Motor Pool at Pendelton...

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>>725044247
Why the fuck are you Airborne qualified? I never understood the necessity of POGs like you going to Airborne/AA and other specialty schools taking away slots from grunts who MAY actually use those skills.
Not that Airborne is necessary in this day and age, but it's the principle of the matter.

At least you're not CID. Fuck those niggers. (Hence why I'm a civ now)

>>725050634
If a war comes it would be useful to have MPs that know how to jump in order to occupy regions as soon as they are secured by airborne infantry.

>>725050274
So, lets talk about this one, shall we?

I hate to be the asshole who gives you the news, but YOU signed up to get your ass blown off. That was part of the deal. You get paid to go and shoot Allah Snackbars, and get Combat Pay, VA Benefits, Free College, etc in exchange for running the risk that some shitskin is going to blow you away.

That, in short, is your JOB. To get yourself blown up so the wymmin and chillen here don't have to have Muhammad and his band of merry men blow THEM up.

So, hey, sounds like you got some shitty injuries, but sorry man, you were just doing what we paid you to do.

Sounds cold, but it's true.

>>725050565
People in my career field don't usually get IED'd, but they still get mortared while sleeping.

The job is dangerous enough at home, when the planes are icy and you need to get out on top to fix something. Friend of mine slid off the top of a c-17 and smashed everything from his pelvis down. I left for my deployment and he will still in a wheelchair when I got back. Got medboarded out because he couldn't walk anymore.

You should, fucking blue falcon.

>>725050283
No one would identify with NEC. If you want attention you would say SpecWar or Teams or some easy shit. A typo between E1 and ET1. Even the MPs know that no one close to that rate could be that NEC. And who the fuck out of enlistment choices would choose an E4 over a fucking CPO? Had my fun, going to enjoy the 75 degree sunlight over here.

>>725050806
The last official combat jump was in Grenada in '83. It is antiquated and you know it. Also,
>MPs
>Being useful ever
Top kek.

>>725050990
>t. The guy who got drunk as fuck and drove his car into the gate shack while naked

Military girls wheres the links for the scandal???

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>>725043638
MP for what branch? Going into USAF Security Forces or TACP, hopefully won't get fucked

>>725051029
E-4's aren't responsible for shit.

They do their job well, and don't take shit for retards who can't stop raping people.

>>725050936
My grandpap was a Clerk in 'nam. He got sent to some tiny base to pick up some shit, and got mortared in the middle of the night, just like you mentioned. He wound up in the middle of combat because it was either shoot every charlie he came across or get shot himself. So I get your point. Dangerous job, even the ones that aren't supposed to be dangerous.

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>>725050909
A little too cold.

He was paid for the *risk* of experiencing all those negatives, as well as the gravity of the decision-making required to actually put a bullet through another human. It still sucks that all that shit happened to him.

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>>725049007
>is 11B3P
>don't have the testes to be an MP

>>725051218
Dont go security forces son just don't

>>725051218
You should talk to your recruiter right now. Security forces is literally the worst job in the AF, and nobody gets into TACP who isn't already a badass athlete going in.

Odds are you won't get in (no offense), and security forces is a load of horse shit. Literally every one I've ever talked to hates the job.

If your recruiter told you to go for that job, he is knowingly doing you a disservice.

>>725051218
Go TACP. You'll still be a faggot because chair force, but less of one.

>>725051497
LoL I wanted to go Sys Ops but fuck I heard it's boring as hell. Recommendations ?

>>725051273
That's my point. Poster said E4s were the only good ones. Thats the lowest rate for sw. CPO is your god as an E. I'll choose to work with someone with anchors over a red stripe any day.

>>725051585
If you want combat and awesome bang bang hooah shit join the Marines or army in any job entailing combat

If you still want to be air force tacp or special combat weather for that weird special ops job

>>725051333
Trips rule...

Notice I didn't say "too bad" - I still feel sorry for the kid. But again, don't take the job if you don't accept the risks. As Don Draper said "that's what the money is for!!"...

Too much boo-hooing in todays society. "ooh, I took the job in the Coal Mine but I didn't know hocking up black mucus every day meant I could get cancer..." etc.

>>725051549
I totally get that, I have some backups but that was my main sense I was leaning towards being an officer if I got out of the service.

Jaundice get back to work

>>725043638
if you aren't QRF you don't even know what embracing the suck is

>>725044509
new jersey?

>>725051777
Unless you already have a degree, becomming an officer isn't going to happen (odds being what they are).
My reccomendation?

Become a loadmaster. They do some math, load shit on planes, and fly with the planes. They are the dudes who hang out the back ramp and get to wear the green pajamas all the flightcrew are so proud of.

That is probably the best job I've seen that doesn't involve fucking other people over or being in finance (which is fucking other people over).

>>725052073
No I meant not officer as in OTS, but law enforcement officer. You don't need a degree to become one up here in Montana. Most officers here are former marines.

>>725051735
You're right, I did say E-4's were the best rank.

Sure, higher ranking people get more power over others, and get paid more, but they also get punished for other lesser ranking people, and deal with all the stress that comes with it.

Especially with the marines, those assholes are by and large fucking retarded if their behavior in japan is anything to go by. My wife knew the Gunny who was in charge of the trainee loadmasters where I worked and he didn't have a weekend where he didn't have to go into work to discipline one of them for choking out some woman downtown or setting fire to his dormroom.

No thanks, I'll take my free time and less pay in order to get away from all the bullshit.

Too much mil on here not providing links to sauce on these mil bitches

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>>725052426
Top kek fucking best XD

>>725045711
papa bless

also, I was in basic going into security forces for USAF but they discharged me for depression after I fucked up my shoulder, did I dodge a bullet?

>>725052436
Use Google you fuckkng nigger we talking about MP shit

>>725043638
>filename fucking lol

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>>725052627
Savage

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>>725052436
The only scandal I ever got when I was in.

>>725043638
>be me
>18
>get conned into being an MP
>joined the army
>ass gets shipped to leonard wood
>chill for three weeks in reception because respiratory infection
>do basic
>mp school
>airborne school
>bull shit duty basically desk work and acting like the fuzz on post
>pick up base commanders teen son for stealing a Humvee.
>don't process him just take him home
>'does this belong to you?!' implying he fucked up seriously
>puts in a good word for me and get some pretty fun misc duty
>start having duty around shit tons of officers as an enlisted piece of shit
>started dating some col daughter i met during this
>kept it on the dl
>six months pass and get caught inside her in the barracks
>chain o command flips the fuck out.
>gf and i made an exit plan if i get the boot, she told her father she would follow me.
>end up in front of the base commander and gf father in his office
>talked down to me something serious
>shit tons of threats made to my person
>crapping pants.webm
>get handed a letter being accepted to OCS
>'my daughter deserves better than a pos private'

>>725053250
HOLYSHIT.JPEG

You're my hero, way to go

Isn't there a version of MP that goes out to combat a whole bunch? Why not just go do that? It'd be more exciting and you'd have a ton of Infantry friends. c:

>>725053250
Fucking Hell
GG

>>725053250
I have a few questions.

The colonel's daughter was 18+, and living on/near base? Most I've ever heard of leave for college.

I also find it hard to believe anything good came out of any kind of negative involvement with a colonel. From what I've seen, your supervisor would start nitpicking all the shit you've done wrong to get you kicked out, or you'd end up in confinement for something or other.

Would need some kind of citation for this far fetched tale.

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>>725053250
I want to believe

>>725053840
Not that guy but a shitload of officers kids live with them doing jack shit well into adulthood

Is it worth it being an officer in the navy because im thinking of joining as one since I can't get a job anywhere since graduating?

>>725053250
How did you get accepted to OCS without a 4 year degree?

>>725053840
she was a college drop out, semi black sheep of her family living back at home off post, we were both 23 at the time this went down. supervisors were being jackasses to me for about 3-4 weeks, did end up mowing lawns, driving the white vans around post, tons of overnight cq.

honestly think he was wanting to pawn his daughter off, we got married about a year after this shit when down. he still scares the crap out of me

>>725054166
something like 15-20% don't have degrees, you can be recommended for it without college.

>>725044898
You just inadvertently reminded me of a fairly old forced meme.

AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

If someone has it, post it.

>>725053250
You lucky fuck
>be me
>make e5 3 months before eas'ing out
>be depressed
>no e4 mafia
>nco life is not good life
>random mental eval
>mention I'm depressed to doc
>doc tells command
>get odpmc
>dd214 says "behavioral issues"
>unemployable with no disability rating or GI bill
>feelsbadman
'

>>725053250
Battlefield commission...

>>725055145
Negative.

I've never heard of an officer without at least a Bach degree.

>>725055525
you can file a form to upgrade your discharge

>>725044509
So Ft. Drum?

>>725056018
I've tried, they want nothing to do with me

>>725044247
you should, you joined the worst branch
no one has or will ever say "oh boy, good thing the MPs are here"

>>725057405
didn't you see jack Reacher? MP's are awesome!