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Do Americans really do this?

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Do Americans really do this?
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>>725041721
what, shopping?
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>>725041721
Yes
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>>725041721
buy food?
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I'm not sure what your question really is....
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>>725041721
exist? sadly they do
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yes, they shop.
fucktard
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>>725041721
take photos of strangers? yes
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>>725041721
Grocery shop? Yeah, we do. What do they do in your shit country? Just eat dirt and bugs? Probably
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>>725041721
Shop at whole foods?
Sadly, yes
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>>725041721
She has almost no ass.
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>>725041721
Have no ass? Well some
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>>725041798
>>725041810
>>725041876

with headphones?
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>>725041721
> headset in public places
Yes, particularly in city areas that you want to ignore others. Whole foods places is just a hipster scene, no rabble to ignore but plenty of bourgeoisie plebs trying to be relevant.
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>>725041721
buy veggies? I wouldn't know
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>>725041970
oh.

yeah, sure, why not.
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>>725041935
she has a nice tush. apologize.
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>>725041925
Europoors have to shit in the ground and cover it with dirt
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I know that purchasing your own food and not having it handed over to you from a charity organization is strange to you Europoors, but yes Americans have a standard of living that allows us to select what foods we want.
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>>725041721
Purchase and eat vegetables in order to maintain a healthy figure? Not usually.
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>>725041721
Many american women are rather fond of vegetable watching. The hobby is pretty big, with veggie watching centers open in many places that also sell food and other consumables.
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I'm european and I wear headphones all the time when I'm out.
it's like having your own theme music. Much better than listening to shitty mall radio or other people talking about their own pathetic lives all the time.
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>>725041970
its tay she doesnt want people coming up and shit so you put headphones in and if your not autistic thats a sign to leave her the fuck alone
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>>725042118
this
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>>725041721
yes, americans wear shorts
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This is how attractive women avoid getting hit on by /b/tards.
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>>725041970
It's to fend off all the homeless niggers that will otherwise invariably try to speak to you
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>>725041970
We all hate each other.

This is all that we can do.
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>>725042118
>Much better than listening to shitty mall radio

true. that drives me insane.
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>>725041970
Yes. In America we have luxuries you can only dream off. We can afford phones and headphones and food. Enjoy your shitty teeth europoor.
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>>725042148
if you go into a public place (especially a market) with headphones on you're the one who's autistic mate. Taytay is definitely on the spectrum.
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>>725041721
>>>725041721
>Grocery shop? Yeah, we do. What do they do in your shit country? Just eat dirt and bugs? Probably

Lmfao
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>>725042235
diversity is our str
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>>725042222
Good one anon. Hope you have a wonderful weekend.

>Also checked em
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>>725041721
Wear canvas shoes without socks? Noooo, that's a European thing. Taytay is the only American citizen who does it.
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>>725042357
and why would that be autistic?
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>>725042357
what utter bullshit lol
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>>725042357
>>725042235
Nah man. We just can't stand each other.

America is just a prison for other countries' ancestors
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>>725042232
>homeless niggers
>shopping at whole foods

toppest of keks.
do you know the cost of a single organic carrot?
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>>725042443
That bothers me as well anon. But at the end of the day I bet those shoes smell so good.
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>>725042357
So the general consensus ITT is that using headphones in public is normal. Your response is
>well everyone else must be autistic. i am obviously not the retarded one.
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>>725042357
>if you go into a public place with headphones on you're autistic

1/10
nice try
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>>725042506
>do you know the cost of a single organic carrot?
no, what is it?
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>>725041721
>Do Americans really do this

Don't be stupid, dude, I've traveled internationally and in every first world country, and in the higher income areas of third world countries, there is always someone (usually a girl) who does that all the time, and they are PRIME targets for mugging. It's like a gigantic flag for robbers because people like that are oblivious to the world around them.

It's not an American thing, it's a stupidity thing.
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>>725042529
this
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>>725041721
touch those filthy baskets? sadly yes, it's disgusting
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>>725042529

We can go further even. Wearing earbuds in public is a lot more normal than at home. It's a bit different for headphones.
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>>725042620
>It's not an American thing, it's a stupidity thing.
is there a difference?
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>>725041721
be taylor swift? only once.
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>>725042608
3 euros
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>>725042608
it's alot.
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>>725041721
Why are you from Africa ?
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>>725041970
I bet she's listening to her own music, egocentric whore.
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>>725042232
She should be more worried about them running with her phone or purse while she's so distracted than saying no and walking away vigilantly, but a lot of the kids from this new millennial generation live in a fantasy zone with some real Santa Claus beliefs about the world around them.
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>>725042664
Literally worst comment of the thread. No one thinks your funny anon. I bet you chuckled as you typed that didn't you?
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>>725042708
Obviously yes, stupidity is worldwide wherever there are humans. This doesn't just happen in America. This is happening all over.
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>>725042529
so you're calling tay-tay retarded for wearing headphones in public?
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buy vegetables? no
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>>725042708
Enjoy your shitty teeth and bad hygiene europoor.
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>>725042620
>first world country
>mugging

try again.
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>>725041721
What? Having girls with no ass? Yes, i can confirm.
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>>725042898
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>>725042801
i bet he chuckled heartily.
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>>725042779
kek
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>>725042898
>assumes I'm european
are you even trying?
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>>725042708
so true anon
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>>725042936
>I can confirm
Sorry for your lack of ass, anon
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>>725042908
Are you a fucking idiot, dude? America is a first world country, and you get more than mugged going through some parts of inner cities at night, you go missing.
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>>725041721
nope this isnt normal

<--But this is normal
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>>725042797
At a shop with video surveillance? You must be living in some sort of shithole. Robbery simply doesn't happen like that in the developed world.
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>>725042801
>>725042978
I did and I won't take it back
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>>725042898
>Shitty teeth
>Europe
Britain left the EU bro
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>>725042908
Are you trolling, nigger? First world countries are full of shitty slums and people who would kill you for your pocket change in places.
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>>725043038
Maybe you should change the definition of first world country then. That shit is not normal.
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>>725043033
My lack of ass is the oposite to my benis :-DDD
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>>725042908
The only country that doesn't have muggers is Zimbabwe because they know there is nothing to steal from each other
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>>725043110
>>725043038

Americans spotted.
Jesus, fix your country already, it's embarassing.
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>>725043087
Lol I like you anon. Hope you have a great weekend.
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>>725042958
>decayed, missing, or filled
>not horribly crooked and misaligned
>not stained yellow
Ok.
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>>725043138
You have only one? I feel your pain, bro
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>>725043038
Dude, america is a fucking shithole. Fucking niggers and spics everywhere
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>>725041970
Literally what's wrong with this? You're a fucking retard
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>>725042936
>TayTay
>no ass

pick only one, familia.
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>>725043073
People that do this, do it all the time. On the bus, on the street, in the car, etc.

Do you seriously believe it's just a grocery shopping thing?

Enought with the armchari bullshit. I travel internationally and everywhere I go there's always muggings around me and most recently, it's been girls distracted on their phones. They are easy prey, especially tourists in other countries who think shit's the same as their rural hometown bowling alley.
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>>725043181
If they are missing, how can they be crooked and/or stained, fucking shitstain?
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>>725042045
Hey, it's not bad with a little salt.
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>>725042357
yeah pretty much.

having the need to separate yourself from everyone else while listening to shitty metal or crappy edm is pretty autistic
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>>725043174
How are those muslim rape gangs and pedophile rings? Or are your a kangaroo fucker? In that case, have any abbos tried to mug you for some petrol or a fag?
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>>725041865
kys 3rd world faggot
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>>725043174
Yours is just as bad, you just choose to ignore the bad parts just like americans.

You all have inner cities full of poor and criminals, slums full of drugs and crime, and death. That shit is literally EVERYWHERE there are people, it's not isolated to 1st or third world countries.
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>>725042529
Headphones in public is incredibly normal, you turbo autist. My god, it's like you try to be retarded
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>>725042529
so if you go on tumblr and tell everyone that the wage gap doesn't exist, you are the crazy one ?
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>>725042529
This. OP's retarded.
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>>725042045
Apparently Muricans think Yuro is next to India. You do know that's how your continent was invented, when Columbus, an European, made the same mistake?
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>>725043248
I don't know, I pay attention to my surroundings and I don't need my ears for that.

I got mugged once in 36 years and that was partly my own fault as a pimply teenage idiot.
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>>725043205
I honestly don't mind the spics, but the niggers are an honest to fuck threat to peace and order wherever I've been..
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>>725042037
she literally has no ass in the pic you posted. All you can see are her fake tits that def weren't that big a few years ago.
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>>725043089
are you dense
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>>725042110
I chuckled.
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>>725043259
Perhaps my formatting confused you. I was making the point that the chart only accounted for damaged teeth, not "bad" teeth. It therefore does not prove that Britbongs have good teeth.
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>>725043373
learn2read
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>>725042528
kysfaggot
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The only places people don't do this are the places where the people are too fucking poor to afford ear buds.
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>>725043485
>Dense
Yes. Contrary to your teeth
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>>725042958
>Padded numbers since there is no no data from people who don't go to the dentist
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>>725041721
have poor posture? absolutely

forward neck and rolled shoulders fucking everywhere
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>>725043432
>continent
>invented
>Columbus
Wow, 2/10
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>>725043221
>American spotted.

Do you know how we can always tell American tourists apart from others? They're the only ones who do stupid shit like wear headphones in a public market.
Or wipe their arses and throw the papers in the rubbish bin instead of flushing.
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>>725043558
It's fucking comfy. How else would you do it?
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>>725041935
that's the price you gotta pay for not being a hamwhale. american white women have the worst fat distribution of any women on the planet.
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>>725043539
Explain?
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>>725042791
well it's not like she writes any of it. Lyrically or musically.
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>>725042958
You can't get your teeth filled if you don't go to the dentist
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>>725043479
padding.

As far as ass is concerned

You fags she is still developing.
For Christsakes she is in her early 20s
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I'd literally pretend I tripped on something with all my groceries right in front of her or behind and she wouldn't have a choice. She'd most likely come to my assistance.

>tfw I'm austistic as fuck
>tfw I'd do it
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>>725043547
did you just call yourself stupid
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>>725043221
It's dangerous to her, and possibly people around her.

Being aware of your surroundings is honestly an evolutionary necessity. People who are too comfortable and happy will be more prone to avoidable accidents and are also seen as easy prey by fellow human predators.
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>>725042958
Poland fucking up AGAIN.
Jesus, guys. Get it together.
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>>725041721
Why you ameritards worship that flat assed bitch so much?
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>>725043642
>poor posture
>comfy

u wot m8
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>>725043688
Don't worry, we all know you can't afford to shop where she's shopping
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>>725043479
TayTay has a nice petite tushy. apologize NOW!
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>>725043231
No ass. Fake tits.
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>>725042898
>da teeth meme kekekekekkek xDDD
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>>725043616
Dude, I wear my headphones at the market because I'm rushing through there on my way home. I've already paid and left while you're still considering which type of anal lube to get.
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>>725041865
TFW youve never won a world war
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>>725042288
sorry to burst your dubs bubble but in my 3rd world country which is in europe we have high end computers and cheap reliable and fast internet connection
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>>725043547
>>725043721
point and case ladies and gentlemen
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>>725043738
They yearn for the olden days where a girl's ass didn't take up a whole aisle.
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>>725041721
Fuck off
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>>725043738
>Taylor swift
>worship

I don't think anyone worship her, but she's a very attractive woman, wouldn't you agree?
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>>725043680
*late
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>>725043688
>She'd most likely come to my assistance.
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>>725043778
>Petite tushy
Did you mean, a typical american female?
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>>725043840
TFW you've never started one. Pleb
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>>725043479
it's called a pushup bra, son.
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>>725042958
So the higher numbers would tend to be better, as that means more people who developed problems sought professional care?

I can tell you right now that people who don't care to even make their kid brush aren't taking him to a dentist to fix problems.
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>>725043616
You're not even explaining why it's a bad thing to wear headphones.

You just mad that you're too poor to buy a cheap ass pair of earbuds lmao
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>>725042118
Indeed this is a great way to block human interaction when in public.
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>>725043763
>implying I'd end up buying anything.

It doesn't cost anything to enter the shop, fill a basket with groceries and after the "incident", ditching the basket somewhere there and leaving without buying anything.
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>>725043877
there's no 3rd world countries in europe.
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>>725043680
ya im 45 and my ass is still growing everyday
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>>725043840
In case you missed, it the americans who "won" are all gone or old now.

You didn't win, shit.
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>>725043778
>5'10
>petite

choose only one
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>>725042037
You mean no tush

She's got pancake butt
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>>725043725
And why the fuck do you care? How is it dangerous to people around her?

Literally complainin about nothing
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>>725043725
Like she doesnt have body guards 5 feet away from her out of the shot.
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>>725043813
At least I go home with right anal lube, while you hurried home with diet Mountain Dew instead of regular. If you had friends they would laugh at you.
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>>725043934
You'd have to be a heartless fuck to ignore someone like that, not to mention it's all being recorded. It'd be very bad PR for her if she completely ignored someone tripping to the ground in front of her.
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>>725044023
Soon it will consume the Earth
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>>725043962
I'm not him, but it's a distraction, dude. plain and simple, and that's dangerous. I don't even turn on my radio in my car, or keep the windows up, because it's too isolated. I like to hear what's going on, because you can't see behind you but you can hear 360 degrees.
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>>725043778
I've seen trannies with nicer asses than hers. More talent on stage too.
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>>725043616
Why the fuck is wearing headphones in a public market stupid? Am I in risk of getting run over by a rogue shopping cart if I'm not listening out for it?
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>>725043616
i'm not even from american and i dont go outside withouth earbuds. you're retarded if you think it's weird/dangerous
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>>725044091
Not talking about taylor swift. I'm talking about people who use earbuds constantly.
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>>725044170
You're so scared of life you believe that if you can't hear and see absolutely everything that's going on around you at all times then you're in danger?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAHAJAHAJAHAHAJ

God damn it must suck to be such a pussy ass faggot. She's literally just walking through a store she's not driving a 5 ton semi truck. Gtfo you literal faggot
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>>725043958
yeah I know I wore one when I was 12 not in my late 20's
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>>725044170
God, I'd fucking hate to take a drive with you.
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>>725044087
I don't care until it's a problem, and it usually isn't, but if it's someone I care about I will tell her outright that it's dangerous, and she can tell me to fuck off and that's fine, but it doesn't change the fact that it is.

and she can find someone else to pick her up when she's been mugged and doesn't have her keys
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>>725042118
We do that shit here in the grand ol'USA too. Sometimes I just be them in my ears so plebian kind won't try and chat me up.

It's funny when i run into a another bird of the same feather. A beautiful girl I say hi to someplace and she says hi back in a normal voice and we understand what's going on.
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>>725042893
gg
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>>725042731
bro...
wat?
organic veggies here in eastern europe cost maaaybe like 2x normal
so for carrots 2 x 0 = still 0
3$ for a carrot????
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>>725044359
F L A T
L
A
T
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>>725044079
Good old fashioned mom but, Just the way R.Reagan liked it.
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>>725043089
you cant have a normal face not to mention teeth if your wife is your sister for thousands of years
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>>725041721
are fit?
nope
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>>725043616

You see in America we shop indoors with air conditioning and surveillance cameras. People don't regularly get jumped when they shop at publix.
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>>725044170
what a faggot
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>>725044403
>mugged

In the middle of a busy ass store in the middle of the day in the rich part of town? Doesn't happen.

Maybe it happens in whatever shit hole you live it, but not over here much at all
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>>725044079
>>725044207
i'm sorry you're too obsessed with gigantic nigger asses to appreciate a nice little whooty.
her tush is totally proportional to her figure by the way, in other words perfect.
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>>725044020
idk Bulgaria, Macedonia and Greece kinda are
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>>725044359
HER STOMACH STICKS OUT MORE THAN HER ASS AND HER "TITS" ARE NON EXISTENT.
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>>725042048
>>Europoors

Kek'd

Another idiot educated in the US.
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>>725044592
At least they have healthcare.
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>>725041721
10/10 would fuck
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>>725044359
delte this!
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>>725044170
that's not a video game dood
chill on the CS
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>>725044473
There are maybe 30 or 40 good looking European women tops the rest are inbred trash.
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>>725044406
Winning
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>>725044615

well yes but like gun violence, if you excluded the niggers it would be a very different graph.
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>>725044592
they're 2nd world countries
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>>725044592
There is a lot to speculate about quality of healthcare. It's like a russian roulette
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>>725041721
>>725041970
>>725042357
>>725042506
>>725042735
>>725042874
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>>725044573
Nice to know youre attracted to the bodies of 10 year olds.
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>>725044615
>this random stats graph with no sources at all will show him
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The veggies are made of plastic and are just there for decoration.
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>>725044866
>Plastic
Swift could sure use some
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>>725044866
Sort of like Taylor Swift and the rest of the mainstream garbage "artists"
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>>725043616
I'm not american and sometimes I do wear them in the supermarket too. What the fuck is wrong with you. You're sperging so hard over this while basically no one even pays attention to this shit. I see it from here.

>Sweating hard because you just saw someone with headphones in an alley
>"Fucking stupid fuck where does he think he is america ? How dare he wear headphones in public, he's such a fucking autistic faggot who does that really ?"
>You're friend suddenly realise your face is red and your forehead is sweaty
>"Dude are you alright ?"
>"Of course I'm not look at this disgusting pig not socializing properly, wearing headphones while he's doing his shopping alone. It's the fucking worst."
>"... Dude, just chill. I .. herr.. I think i'll just go back home, you finish the shopping. Call me around the year 2022 if you wanna hang out or smth... i guess."
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>>725044933
kek
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>>725043248
You act like black ppl know what whole foods is only elitists like her can go there
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Moar shopping pix of swift plz
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>>725044359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob8N7H6qi4I
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>>725044961
>Your friend

Soz for the typo. My point is still valid tho.
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The only people who care about ass are non-white. Prove me wrong.
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>>725044725
I'd rather be inbred than being mixed with a nigger
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>>725043922
No, i dont agree.
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>>725042608
Bout tree fiddy
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>>725043763
u dont need to buy anything dumbfuck
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>>725044839
It's from the Washington Post, Goober.

Care to find a counter example saying otherwise?
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>>725042357
You're not autistic for it but it is a common thing for autists. My nephew is autistic and cannot be without his headphones. I think its rude i take mine off when i enter buildings or vehicles.
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>>725043778
organic whole vegetables consumed makes a clean pink sparkling butt

organic whole vegetables pushed into her fanny after lubing it in her pink no-no makes it sore n ache but feel so good when doing it.
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I love her
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>>725044359
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>>725045178
They can smell the cashlessness off of you. They would just call the security to kick you out
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>>725044781
Removing 12% of the population there still wouldn't move the US up to a European levels.

Also, you do understand niggers and pakis are everywhere in Europe, right?
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>>725045203
>completely source less pic
>lol y don't u disprove it then

You're like the people that say "prove that God ISNT real" aka retarded
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>>725041970
kek, they are probably off and has them in to stop faggets like you from getting to close
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>>725041721
Do niggers like you really niggnogg?
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>>725041721
In France, we don't do that
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>>725044837
Lost
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>>725045346
You're no better proclaiming every counter argument as "fake news, so sad"
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>>725043380
>go on tumblr
>you are the crazy one ?
yes
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>>725042118
Enjoy going deaf at 45
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>>725045156
for centuries niggers ran away from lions 'n shit into baobab tree, they hid between the buttcheeks to find their safe space. It maakes them feel safe.
If you have a taste for THICC ASS you have a noble nigger blood flowing in you
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>>725045346
Dude, you can do a reverse image search on Google as well as anyone else.

And, like I said, the data source is the Washington Post. The graph was from here: http://www.middleclasspoliticaleconomist.com/2012/07/us-trails-at-least-15-oecd-countries-in.html?m=1

Since you clearly are too much of a brain dead American to use the Google.

And I never said "disprove" I said provide a counter example if you think this one is incorrect.
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>>725045536
What did you say?
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>>725041970
worst thing is people drive with headphones on
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>>725045558
Nigga, literally no ass at all is worse than a thick ass, and I don't even like thick-anything
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>>725045171

Have you considered not being gay?
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>>725041721
I'm german. My collegues drive around in their company cars with headphones.
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>>725045445
The emperor of france has spoken
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>>725043616
Canadian and I used to do that. I still do sometimes. Who the fuck cares? I'm not there to socialize.
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>>725041935
This.
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>>725045671
But..... why?
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>>725045671
stupid sandniggers
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>>725041970
Anyone who is so anti-social they wear headphones in their daily life is a fucking autist sperglord

You see them all the time. They're so scared of the world, they wear headphones literally all day.

God forbid anyone talks to you. It's a sin these days. Like china keep your head down and stay out of everyones business. Do not associate with others, that would be bad.

WOLOLO
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>>725045640
I bet you like thicc nigger dicks.
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>>725045671
not sure, maybe too dumb to connect their phone to the car stereo? better sound from the ear buds?
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>>725045665
Have you considered not fucking ugly womens? If she wasn't famous she would be another typical flat assed americunt
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>>725045827
Nothing wrong with sandniggers. Except for that virus they're carrying called Islam. Luckily they can't infect us since we've long gained immunity against such viruses
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>>725045827
>>725045921
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>>725042037
She's an ironing board with a pretty face. That's it
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>>725045899
>is a fucking autist sperglord

>he says

>whilst posting on /b/
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>>725041721
Queen of my heart
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>>725046017
>a pretty face

10 years ago, maybe
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>>725044362
I bet you don't even wear a seat belt, you barbaric heathen.
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>>725045640
Idk bro after your mom had you and her tits and ass plumped up she was a way better lay.
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>>725041721
Taylor's thinking....which vegetable will be the best to fuck my ass with
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>>725041970
Yeah people have their headphones in all the time. I think its stupid.
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Idc, I would marry her instantly.
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>>725043616
I'm Russian and I always do this as well. Fuck off.
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>>725046140
At least my mum doesn't fucking niggers, like yours does
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>>725046191
Justby you saying this I know you will never get married anon or laid for that fact of the matter.
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>>725045990
And they make quite nice cars like bmw, porshe and audi
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>>725046221
>Russian
You're just a vodka drinking American then
>>
>>725044359
I still don't understand why tards think she is hot. No ass, no tits, okay face. Her only two redeeming qualities are being white and rich.
>>
>>725046224
Well considering both my parents are black you mom is the only one taking nigger dicks faggot.
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>>725041970
I got 10 bucks that says the only thing on her playlist is her own music.
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>>725046274
>Justby you saying this I know you will never get married anon or laid for that fact of the matter.

It's pretty cool anon, because you've been twice wrong there.
>>
>>725046177
It's antisocial
It's also a "I'm so cool I listen to music constantly on these stylish white earbuds that A-list celebrities use" meme

Makes me sick how everyone jumps on the pop culture bandwagon like sheep. They just follow whatever the current trend is as if their life depended on it. God forbid they deviate from the pop culture just a little bit, they might be thrown into a pit of lava.
>>
>>725046285
I'm more a Rum guy.
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>>725041970
Why, because if you were to go grocery shopping while wearing headphones you would most likely get robbed at gunpoint?
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>>725046364
and whatever her single hot guy celebrity singer crush currently is...

which will eventually turn into future songs, so ya...
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>>725044326
even though you wrote like a 10 year old
>this
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>>725041970
That's the fucking point of headphones. To listen to music away from your house. What do you use them for?
>>
>>725046445
yes
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>>725041721
I bet she is the kind of asshole to go shopping listening to her own music that she made
>>
>>725041721
what, have no ass at all?
>>
>>725046422
Or maybe... hear me out...

Maybe they like music.
>>
>>725046345
You admitted that both of your parents are niggers. The joke is on you, my friend.
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>>725043616
we do that shit because the fucking pipes clog. also i use wet whipes for my ass. we can swim in our rivers
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>>725043324
> kekking in American
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>>725046721
>Translation: our infrastructure is shit
>>
>>725046653
I know right poor me being born to two black parents... and both of them have masters degrees. And we live in a huge house on the mountains... I should just kill myself because of all muh black priveledge.
>>
>>725046807
its shit, but its functional, and not infested with arabs
>>
Wearing headphones I guess is what you are speaking about... Some supermarkets have decent ambient music, others blasts shit... What would I have to cope with that BS?
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>>725046909
do it nigger. your educated nigger parents know your a waste of cum
>>
I would let my girlfriend be raped and killed for just 1 hour with Taylor in bed.
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>>725042958
thats a weird study, why would you do it with 12 year olds? they had their second teeth for only a few years (if at all), so this mainly concerns their first teeth, which are kind of irrelevant

18 or 20 year olds would make much more sense, let alone 30 or 40 or higher. those numbers are bs
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>>725047060
just raped dude, you dont need to kill her
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>>725042936
>Doing girls with no ass
ftfy missed chance tbh fam
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>>725047163
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>>725047184
>Girls
>No ass
I've seen traps that have a better ass. Taytay is no girl.
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>>725046807
Houses built in the 60's and earlier have shit pipes you can't even use draino on them cuz you will fuck them up. Anything built after that and you can take a big mac shit and use a whole roll of t.p. and it will go down fine.
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>>725047012
Lol. I go through 2 boxes of tissues a week bro Nobody knows more about wasted cum than me, except maybe your mom.
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>>725041721
She is young yet already has spine problems
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>>725047566
Yea having no talent whatsoever will do that to you
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>>725047291
Sorry, not all of us are niggers who love lard bags hanging from cetacean backsides. Tay Tay is fine, besides like you would have a chance with a woman like that... Or any other for that matter, virgin fag.
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>>725046018
Not him, but I wonder why you posted this image? Obviously that isn't you, a blind person could see that, so why this image?
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>>725044435
why do think americants are so fat?

cheeseburger 400 cal - $1

carrot organic 40?50??? cal - $3

actually if you buy a pack its more like 6 carrots for 8 or 9$ so thats better
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>>725047690
>Implying I'm even into women
Do you even know where you are?
>>
>>725047870
the gayest place on the internet?
>>
smelsh like gorgonzola hrmcph
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>>725041970
Some Canadians do this as well. So they can avoid desperate salesmen trying to sell the chains mastercard.
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>>725047834
I think this entire thread has pretty much established that Europe sucks.

It's Whole Foods.
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>>725044359
Perfect my ass kek!
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>>725047566
>m-muh posture

fuck off. real women have curves.
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>>725041721
have awful forward head posture? Yeah... they spend too long sitting down every day.
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>>725041721
that place is so over priced it makes me sick must be nice to be a uper class fagot
>>
going shopping is some crazy shit
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>>725041721
Yes. we shop in brightly-lit indoor super markets.
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>>725047714
i was checking the dubs
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>>725041970
OP is autistic.
>The Thread ™
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>>725048480
Nice padding
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>>725048817
Whole Paycheck
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do bongs really do this
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Aren't headphones made for use in public? Like why would I sit at home alone using my headphones when I could just play my music from my sound system?
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>>725048406
what is this wh-who-whooooooolllllee foods you speak of? is that like a big Y or more like a farmers market? or is it like an organic aldis?
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>>725041721
Anyone who is annoyed by people using headphones in public have clearly never been exposed to the nig nogs that play their music on speaker phone as they walk through the grocery store. Fuck those assholes.
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>>725043071
Some brave American had to stop pull out there phone and take a pic. All after the whale had fallen. :)
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>>725048480
Some day I will rape her and leave my sperms in her nipples
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keek
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