Eggs are the ultimate fast food. >high in nutrients >keeps

Fuck off, Dave.

>>725032277
EAT THE FUCKING EGGS

i'm allergic to them.

I still eat some once every blue moon, but then i feel sick for the rest of the day.

>>725032190
Are you the "eat the bowl of eggs guy"?

>>725032190
I was thinking about that the other night. Eggs are so good and can be added to just about anything. I need to buy some eggs.

>>725032796
Oh my god.

I feel really bad for you.

Eggs are the best thing ever.

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they aren't vegan

>>725033989
Sure they are.

They're chicken periods, all natural.

Not eating them would not be eco friendly.

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>>725032190
About to fry me up two in a little pan and make a sandwich before work.

>>725034430
they're chicken children
lol
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>>725034648
Yes, if the eggs were fertilized.

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>>725032190

>>725032190
I agree with eggs being a superfood
When I was younger my family told me that eating 4 or more eggs in a week would be bad for my health, but now I've grown up and know its bullshit

They don't fill me at all

Too many eggs make me vomit harder than scat porn.

>>725035107
Yeah, that's the old timey 50's recommendation, when they actually studied eggs and found out that they had an assload of cholestrol in them.

But no evidence linking egg cholestrol to human blood cholestrol levels has been found.

>>725035258
But they keep the hunger at bay more effectively than an equivalent amount of bread.

>>725035372
git gud

I love eggs, they're cheap and give me stronger boners. My roommate is a vegan though and always shuns me for eating animal products.

I claim it's natural to eat animal products. Do lions think twice before inhumanely ravaging and eating zeebras?

i eat 3 eggs a day for lunch

>>725034893
But they are.

>>725032190
are you me? I eat 3 eggs almost everyday. usually i just boil them but sometimes i make omelettes when i'm not lazy

>>725036405
Bice b8 bard

>>725032190
I'd love to eat more eggs but I don't get ul early enough to make them for breakfast and eating them any other time feels weird.

>>725035015
Beat me to it!

>>725032190
too. much increases cholesterine in blood. just saying.
but I love eggs too. scrambled eggs with bacon are top yier food

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>>725036138
You're not a lion though. A lion has to eat meat to survive while we humans obviously don't.

>>725036729
Well I don't, boiled or two for lunch isn't weird.

The vitamin d really perks you up.

>>725032190
I fucking love eggs OP. My family keeps chickens so I eat three for breakfast every day I can. How do you like them cooked?

Sunny side up reporting.

>>725036897
Over easy, because I usually eat them on a piece of rye bread.

>>725036897
scrambled with cheese in a wrap with salsa

>>725036840
Yes, but we evolved with the desire and biological advantage to eat meat. Our body doesn't reject it, absorbs nutrients and we've developed canine teeth.

I'm not saying we should eat animal products all the time, but to suggest that it's unnatural is simply false.

>>725037063
Over easy and over hard are also good. Sometimes I'm forced to eat them that way when I break them like a klutz >>725037067
For some reason scrambled is the one way I cannot eat them. Probably had too much as a kid, but the smell alone makes me nauseous

>>725037509
The trick is to scramble them really fast. Shouldn't take more than 30 s to cook 3 eggs.

Burned eggs is like the worst smell.

eggs make me fart like swamp

also boiling them is better than cooking because cooking destroys all good shit

>>725032832
Kek

>>725035107
it si?¿?¿¿?¿?
i mean i think it depends on your metabolism

>>725037902
Boiled eggs are only good when they're fresh.

Boiling them for lunch next day, and you need some salt.

>>725035372
same
3+ eggs a day makes me feel sick

>>725037902
boiling them is cooking them....

>>725036405
No they aren't anon have you 8y?

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>>725032190
Agreed

>>725038110
COOKING IN PAN IS WHAT I MEAN UGH

>>725032190
Get on my level faggot. 5days a week, 2-3 eggs a meal, 3 meals a day. I don't even fucking lift pussy weights

>>725032796
What kind of inferior pussy genes did you get to be allergic to huevos?

>>725036792
Naw dietary cholesterol =/= blood cholesterol levels

>>725038492
Eggcellent.

But I did say "at least", some days I eat ten.

>>725032190

I can only eat scrambled egg everything else disgusts me so much, I dont know why though

>>725032190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_omr26J4Zcg

this is why you murderer

>>725038763
>you didn't ask helen the chicken if you eat the egg
>i'm sorry helen

I haven't felt anger like this in years.

>>725039064
They are great YT entertainment

>>725037902
This

Love eggs but Jesus fuck do my farts smell afterward

>>725032190
Excessively high in cholesterol, enjoy your heart attack.

>>725039367
like rotten eggs?

>>725039456
see
>>725035703

>hot pan
>little butter

I have a small cast iron pan I use exclusively for eggs every morning. Love me some eggy goodness.

Fun science fact: Heat denatures the protein in the albumen (egg white) turning it into the white solid. Chemicals (amongst other things) denatures as well, so if you put an uncooked egg into a bowl and dump in some acetone (nail polish remover), it will turn it white and solid. Just don't eat that egg. Or do, for science!

>>725036405
Chickens start laying eggs if a single roster is nearby. Un fertilized eggs.
If the chicken gets fucked, well then it lays fertilized eggs that turn into chicks.

you must be like 8 years old or went an American school or something.

>>725032832
It's been so long since I've seen that legendary post. Does anyone have a cap?

>>725032190
>Keep you full for a long time
That's bullshit
30 minutes and i need more.

The other day I found a full carton of perfectly good eggs under the bridge. Who throws away perfectly good eggs?

>>725032190
Dude, whenever I eat eggs, I can cum buckets. It seriously gives me lots of jizz for some reason.

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>>725032190
Brah I scramble 2 every morning and put one in my pancake mix
Eggs are god tier

>>725038498
[insert wtf copypasta]

ITT: Retarded fat idiots with high cholesterol who know nothing about nutrition.

Everyone's body deals with cholesterol differently (APOE gene related), but no one can effectively remove more than 2-3 egg's worth per day. So if you're eating 3+ eggs a day say hello to heart disease in your 40's.

Eggs are super unhealthy.

>>725040400
>le eat eggs every day
>le blood tests are normal

Problems?

>>725040400
>not killing yourself before 30
>giving a shit about cholesterol when you have gains
Go the fucking gym you pussy

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>>725039976
do cucumber and eggs for a week, then watch the magic.
You won't regret it.

>>725040733
I hate cucumbers though. Will pickles work? Since they are made from cucumbers.

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>>725032190

>>725032190
because they are an animal product, and animal products are not only bad for your body, but very bad for the environment and are part of the cause of world hunger. a single cow would feed a family of 4 for 2 weeks, the corn that the cow was fed would have fed that same family of 4 for 2 months.

>>725034545
honest question, how does a person find 5 fat men to do that to you? I don't get it.

>>725040822
naw the vinegar thins the blood and the sperm.

>>725041513
It's from gay porn

>>725039456
your liver creates like 2000 times more cholesterol per day than eating 3 eggs

>>725041446
Oh really?
have you ever looked at your shit after eating corn?
your body doesn't process corn like a cow's does.
Also the amount of proteins the cow gives compared to corn....

But I'm a bad person to comment on it. I have a hyper metabolism and essential tremor. Due to being starved as a child (mom wanted to try and be vegetarian).

What are all the ways to cook eggs? I can only think of three
1. Boiled
2. Sunny side up
3. Scrambled

>>725042498
Poached which I find disgusting
You can pickle eggs but I guess that's not cooking
Also there's hard boiling and soft boiling

>>725038389
lets see some more pictures of the shithole you live in.

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>>725032190
>>725032832
>>725035015

>>725040400
horseshit eggs are good for you. Dietary cholesterol has been proven many times over to be of no risk.

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>>725042498
Omelet w cheese or vegetables or ham / bacon / ground beef / chicken strips or all of the above.

Use eggs in breading , give the food (potato eggplant, meat, ext.) a wash in beat eggs, then bread crumbs then egg again then bread crumbs again, then fry or bake.

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>>725042944
3 bedroom apartment, with dinning room, kitchen living room and 2 bathrooms.
Center of Down town Toronto
$800 a month all included
been here 16 years, landlord wants to kick me out to raise the rent but she can't due to rental laws.
and yes a little bit of mess due to me and girlfriends drinking it up the night before, but by no means a shit hole.

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living room
>>725043731
>>725042944

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>>725043907
kitchen

>>725043731
try dusting. wtf is that bottle next to your speaker.

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>>725043942
more living room

>>725044013
kys

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>>725044013
>>725043999
? bottle? speaker?
we drink it up here, how the fuck am i supposed to know

extra bedroom

>>725032190
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4315380/

>>725044180
first picture u disgusting inbred

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>>725043999
nice trips

fucking gets messy when drinking

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>>725044306
tanning lotion I think,

kitchen without a photo of stinky cunt

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>>725044498
Stinky cunt passed out on couch

>>725032190
I eat plenty of eggs. What I need is a greater variety in my meats and veggies. It's always beef, chicken, and garden salad.

>>725036138
I'd like to kick your roommate's ass.

>>725036897
Over easy FTW

>>725035703
This, guys. When cholesterol is processed by the human body, it gets broken down. Cholesterol in foods doesn't mean any more cholesterol in your blood than any other high calorie, protein-rich food would cause, and that's just a matter of a varied diet and not overeating.

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>>725044587
washer dryer in dinning room

>>725032190

I eat between 2 & 3 eggs every morning for breakfast, after my run.

>>725032190
>keeps you full for a long time

I wouldn't say that.
I had two eggs, a piece of sausage and a piece of toast for breakfast 3 hours ago and I'm very hungry.
Kinda sucks that I won't be eating again for 5 more hours.

>>725038389
Nice! Hey, Anon, I have the same pipe, except mine has a red cover instead of purple. /highfive

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>>725036138
Man, I couldn't do vegan.
Vegetarian, maybe. But I'd resist vegan even if doing so quartered my life span.
It's the cheese, man. Cheese is love; cheese is life.

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>>725044929
Other room that I have been renting to a blind girl for the last 18 months.

>>725044498
somehow make those magnets say "dicks"

>>725044757
masterrace detected

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>>725045003
got new one now, way better

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>>725045158
>blind
>owns a lamp
I'm on to you.

>>725045673
That looks like an absolute bitch to clean.

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>>725045674
her blind is like looking threw blurry pin holes, notice how the lamp is right at the mirror? so she can see herself? she can only see directly in front of her and it takes her a good long time to see even that. She has her friends or my friends do her make up for her.
look at her eye's, she can't see shit. Takes selfies all the time and asks if they are okay before posting.
I cook for her four times a week and make sure there is nuke food in the freezer for when she's hungry. her Ontario disability pays me to help her out as care giver.

>>725045673
pipe cleaner and then drop it in the bottle of bong cleaner and done.

>>725045134
how about...

cheese and eggs?

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>>725045973
sry wrong clicky
here
>>725046475

pick rest of dinning room / office / laundry room

>>725047378
Are you from the 90's?

>>725047378
CRT, man. CRT.

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But ya , shit gets crazy and messy when we start drinking sometimes

>>725047521
>>725047850
Like I said been here 16+ years, the photo is old as the hills, not posting my current rigs sorry, don't feel like getting v&

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>>725047904
hey drunk girl lick some titty

>>725048220
Where are the eggs?

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>>725036840
>obviously don't
sure, if we take pills to provide us with everything we're missing by not eating meat

>>725032190
Even if your liver stopped producing cholesterol completely that'd be too much, you should cut back to 2 a day at most.

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Then the extra room is fun to rent out to meth smoking hoe's for shits and giggle and loads of fun for friends.

>>725032190
I ate 4 eggs for breakfast, so fuck off I don't need to eat more eggs

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>>725048302
I think there was deviled eggs on the table, not in shot, they where not so important to capture in the photo's

this photo the egg is under the steak strips lol

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>>725048302
kek

>>725049218
I think it's a legitimate question in a thread of eggs.

>>725047106
Oh yeah, I'm gonna have an omelette tonight. Dinner eggs are best eggs.

>>725048490
I love the giant ass machete underneath her, more!

I'll be honest....I'm just too lazy to learn how to cook them....or anything else....

>>725044587
Fuck her

>>725036792
>implying all cholesterol is bad for you

>>725049338
Eggs are inside the two hoes.

>>725049391
Jesus christ, there's no learning in them, unless you want PERFECT scrambled eggs...

>>725049391
No learning involved. Crack and dump contents into skillet. Heat until clear turns white. Eat.

>>725049391
too lazy for eggs? A basic fried, scrambled, or hard boiled egg is like the easiest thing to make. I've fucked up kraft mac n cheese more often than a fried egg.

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>>725049387
for another thread one day.
I'll leave you with this though
All the photo's are 2.5 meg or bigger and I don't feel like resizing them all

>>725049695
Paper bag over head and I'm good to go.

>>725049695
I'd scramble her eggs with my sausage.

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>>725049440
we call her stink cunt for a reason.
Gets drunk and sits in the chair or couch and picks at or rubs her cunt without even realizing it.
No thanks
plus she does 3 and four guys at once without rubbers "loves having multiple guys cum in her" gets right off on it.

she did get fucking hot with age though, I heard she lost her job and is on welfare now and fucking for money listed on backpage.

>>725049499

That's my problem.

>>725049695
>>725049695
ah man thanks, it was just startin' to get good. she def looks like a good little meth head

>>725050053
>>725050141
>>725050286
What do you have against the nutritional testament of eggs?

That's what she said

eggs rule the fucking worls

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>>725050332
oh she is, until she looses her shit mentally.
we've tied her up and gagged her a few times and run train on her all night

>>725032190
HowToBasic confirmed

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>>725050647
doesn't like me anymore, she tried to have her homeless boyfriend move in and I told her NO just her. found the keys under the door one morning and she was gone.

>>725050647
Lucky girl

Farts
Sulfur
Farts
Texture:
Wet bread crumbs

>>725035801
Not for me

In fact it's the opposite for me. A cup of rice will keep be full for hours, but 3 eggs and I'll be hungry again in an hour

Nice cholesterol overdose you've got there. Eggs are good, but too many aren't