>Tip of the round: Succ

>>725019785
>horns to grip while he sucks you

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New The Shins album out today.

>>725019676
What did it look like?

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>>725019548
MTG is srs bsnss.

I mostly play with people who are rather chill about it, but I think I might be the one people don't like playing against cause I get so easily frustrated when 2 out of 3 matches I get mana flood or drought.

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>>725020256
It was like, yellow paste on top of rice in a tube of seaweed.

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>>725020257
Do you have money riding on these games or are they just for fun?

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>>725020257
It can get boring too.

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>>725020321
so you had sushi. I've never had yellow urchin though. Mines always been at least a little orange.

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>>725020581
Yes. Typically if I have seafood it is sushi. If it's not sushi it's cajun.

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>>725020389
>having money
>
just for fun

>>725020548
Yup. Disinterest in at least online gaming is a frequent occurrence.

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>>725020693
Are you saying that if you had money you would take your clothes off and look mildly annoyed? If it's just for fun then why do you get frustrated?

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>>725020693
I wasnt talking about online games, but those you can just leave for whatever reason.

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>>725020656
New England clam bakes are awesome if you like the taste of seafood. Try it sometime.

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>>725021001
I do like the taste of seafood. I've had those before, just not that often.

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Scallops is best seafood.

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I prefer fatty tuna.

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Tuna is alright

Good porns tonight A+

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Porn is great, closest thing ill ever get to sex.

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>>725020758
Oops, meant to post a laughing cat picture. I get frustrated because I'm trying to have fun, but likelihood and probability work in mysterious ways to ensure that I either get 7 land cards in a row with no actual spells I can use, or inversely, it gives me an otherwise good hand but with no land cards so I won't get any mana to cast spells. This is something that happens 2/3 of the time and it really shouldn't be like that.

>>725020877
Oh, actual card games I can play for days and days.

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>>725021081
We have them at least once a month. We all get local seafood and then lightly season and eat the shit out of it. Lobster, clams, mussels, and then add potatoes, onion garlic and other seasonings,.

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>>725021504
I don't know what that means, but if you're trying to have fun, why does it matter?

>>725021599
I would cook seafood more often, but it wouldn't be fresh and it would be very expensive since I live in the middle of Texas. The best I could do theoretically would be crawdaddies.

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>>725021504
I cant, I find them extremely boring.

>>725021461
Ye we get it you are pathetic you dont have to keep reminding us

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>>725021714
How about getting gulf seafood if you're close enough?

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>>725022221
The gulf is several hours away.

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>>725021714
The point of the game is to strategise and defeat your opponent through clever tactics and creative combos. The game loses all purpose if nothing can be done and that just makes it not fun. The reason why it is particularly frustrating is the frequency with which either of the two supposedly highly unlikely scenarios play out. It defies reason.

>>725021755
To each their own.

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ugh... I could never imagine living that far from a coast. Fresh seafood is just so great,

>>725022567
sexy

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>>725022567
>>725022290
This was a response to you.

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>>725022511
That's the gambler's fallacy.

>>725022567
Yes it is. I would eat it a lot back in Cali. I was only an hour away from several beach cities there.

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>>725022147
If I dont do it, other people will.

>>725022511
Yeah.

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>>725022651
>That's the gambler's fallacy.
This is one reason why I dont like card games.

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>>725022613
The pic or the comment?

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>>725022651
Why do you love in the middle of Texas then?

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>>725022692
I like Texas Hold 'Em and Cribbage. Black Jack is pretty fun too.

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>>725022769
Work. I would like to eventually move back to my desert though.

>>725022699
the pic

>>725022654
They will if thats the only topic you talk about. Why dont you try expanding your conversation

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>>725022837
Which desert if you don't mind the question?

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>>725023085
>two human dicks.
>One canine dick.

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>>725022907
I do, and if its something even remotely sexual its always spit right back at me.

>"Are you Finnish?"
>"I finnish in asses unlike you"

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>>725023138
Some people like their penis, some people like dog dick.

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>>725023280
I'm just trying to figure out why its not all of one type.
I don't really care which it is, Just strange.

>>725023280
I only like dog dick when it's a dildo.

>>725023343
>zebra
>all my hnnnnnng

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>>725023085
The Mojave. I was the furthest west you could get there, in a high mountain valley. Just on the other side of the mountains hemming the western edge was the Pacific.

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>>725023343
They are different species but sorta look the same, kinda like how Europeans are human and Niggers are apes.

>>725023407
creep

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>>725023469
I'm not a creep.

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>>725022511
maybe you should learn to shuffle?

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>>725023381
Wish I had more.

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>>725023497
Crepe

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>>725023532

>>725023200
You've become the virgin meme of these threads and you are constantly keeping the meme alive

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>>725023565

>>725023532
>>725023565
yaaaaaas

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>>725023654
>>725023653

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>>725023535
I am a crepe.

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>>725023626
Memes dont die.

>>725023681
Agreed

>>725023680
>>725023653
i have a thing for subs with huge dongs

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>>725023753
Its pretty sexy I agree.
Also I had more than I thought, But I can't find more Zebras.

>>725023744
e.g harambe
Both are dead

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>>725023744
Crepes are a type of food, right? Like a European tortilla?

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>>725022651
Yes, it is. But I just can't wrap my head around it. There's 60 cards in a deck, of those, 24 are lands, so how is it almost always one of the two options: 3 land cards in the first 25 cards or 14 lands in the first 20.

>>725023520
Because the software allows players to shuffle their own decks, right. Thanks.

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>>725023838
>This guy thinks people arent whipping their dicks out for harambe

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>>725023854
Yeah, they great.

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>>725023864
Probably because it doesn't actually randomize the cards.

>>725023931
I've never actually had one.

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>>725023990
You are right. You are garbage.

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>>725024032
Garbage is good though.

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>>725023950
Is The Matrix a good movie?

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>>725024064
You are waste.

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>>725024102
Yeah. It's not particularly deep or anything but for it's time it had good action scenes and the plot was easy to follow.

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>>725024122
Waste is just the product of Western Capitalist society.

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For real though, I love garbage.

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>>725023990
Probably not. I mean it should, but apparently it doesn't.

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Especially industrial garbage.

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>>725024199
Do you feel like punching some NAZIES in the face in the name of womans rights?

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>>725024274
I don't know if there is such a thing as a truly randomizing computer program.

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>>725024203
You are semi-solid liquid brown waste.

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>>725024373
Leachate?

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>>725024454
Go away already, isnt it your bedtime?

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>>725024318
Nah. People got a right to free speech, even NAZIS

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>>725024534
Not yet.

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>>725024569
B-but MUH-sogyny

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>>725024778
I'm a white straight middle-class male, I have no time for women and their inane rambling

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>>725024848
You are a NAZI
You WHYTE MAEL

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>>725024903
Nah I'm Australian. I can just turn on the slang and call everyone cobber and they'll be unable to understand what I'm saying.

Can't protest me if I'm speaking gibberish

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James, they found your flag.

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I'm sure this is a joke of some sort at my expense, but I'm curious what the punchline is. My flag?

>>725024988
The Matrix is a good movie

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>>725025126

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>>725025178
This was a roundabout conversation

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>>725025211
I don't get it.

>>725025259
https://vimeo.com/64941331

>>725025265
JUST DO IT!!!@2121@!@!!!!

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>>725025378
Okay? Maybe you should lie down for awhile, you seem weird right now.

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>>725025357
You been watching some weird shit

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>>725025483

>>725025522
You've been enabling some weird shit.

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>>725025596
Yeah, probably. Don't particularly care about the dude's other shit though. He has opinions, he can have em. Doesn't mean I need to listen to em

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>>725025571
I got that part, but not how it relates to my response.

>>725025669
Go be a sjw somewhere else.

>>725025846
Go be a sjw somewhere else.

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>>725025910
Sure, whatever that means.

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This is now a Mercy thread (not owowatch mercy, scrubs)

>>725026276
nice

>>725026619
>>725026421
well this is new and sexy

>>725025048
fucking ancient dude

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>>725025998
>>725026619
Only good ones

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what about those make them different from every other image of the character

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Too fanservicey
Slutty
Yukky
Aidsy

You know I have a virgin fetish

truly fascinating

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Im told im boring

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I'm just interested in the logic that makes you think those ones look virginal and not the other images where the cat is not fucking something.

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>>725027418
oh it's this slut

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>>725027848
I'm not a slut, you're a slut, fight me to the death.

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>>725027780
I think most people just get tired of the bit is all.

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>>725027818
Because those two are the only pinups without other characters interacting.

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>>725027984
People get tired of everything.

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>>725027915
No. You'll insist on some sort of slutty deathmatch and I am not going to fall into your trap

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>>725028100
People are fickle creatures.

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>>725028114
you like traps though.

>>725028006
so in this one
>>725026421
the onlooker invalidates it for you?

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>>725028180
Irrelevant

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>>725028173
I rather just cut them out.

>>725028180
Yeah, the brown one is clearly the boyfriend who's been fucking him.

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>>725028293
I prefer to cuddle them.

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>>725028256
we can make the deathmatch an honorable duel of some description but you still have to wear a skirt

>>725028293
Your brain works in mysterious ways.

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>>725028345
That is acceptable.
Boomerangs at noon

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>>725028468
>boomerangs
this is the problem with challenging australians you people have these stupid weapons that nobody's ever used before.

I'll win anyway.

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>>725028528
They're literally bent throwing sticks.
I'll win because I am more bent throwing stick capable than you

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>>725028342
Ive never touched someone like that so it ant shit to me.

>>725028345
When I first see people my first thoughts usually involve, "Hows this fuckhead going to try to kill me" and "Who have they been fucking and how will they try to rub it in my face that they are fucking them".

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>>725028676
Nah I'll win because God is on my side and you'll be distracted by sexy.

>>725028734
so your life is I assume constant misery

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>>725028734
Someday.

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>>725028735
You're not trap enough to distract me
But I will be in a skirt, which will distract you

Also I am Australian. God has been trying to kill us for well over a century now. He's all but given up, the poor blighter

>>725029046
Do you know what I look like? With vaguely competent makeup I will end your shit.

Also I have more skirt mobility experience.

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>>725028752
Nothin's changed nothin will.

>>725028818
No day

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>>725029128
>Do you know what I look like? With vaguely competent makeup I will end your shit.
You'll never be the perfect IRL trap. It doesn't exist

>implying I have not worn skirts before
nigga I have crossdressed so many times it isn't even a thing

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>>725029314
PERFECT, no, but good enough to gain the upper hand in a battle to the death? Perhaps.

yeah but do you fight in skirts tho

>>725029497
glad to see we're back on topic.

>>725029513
wish this was me

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>>725029386
Yeah. Dude have you ever been to an Aus bbq with plenty of alcohol. I don't consider someone a real friend until they've both seen me naked and we've had a fist fight

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Meeeeercyyyyyy time

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>>725029600
Indeed.. all that matters..

I would love some good bondage

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>>725029626
man the last time I had a drunken fistfight the jackass hit me in the balls straight up

I don't think anyone respected him for it but I was still pretty btfo

that's why I don't do that shit anymore, americans don't fight with honor

anyway I gotta dip l8r

>>725029704
>sounding
Okay no