secrets threads. in this thread, we tell of our darkest secrets.

>>725016026
proof or gtfo

Genuinely had a wet dream about my best friends milf of a mum.. Best dream ever.

>>725016026

I once banged a black prostitute.

>>725016026
tits or gtfo

jacked off in my teachers salad, watched her eat it

>>725016225
How satisfying was it to watch her eat her salad knowing that your cum was sliding down her throat?

I'm a 30 year old virgin who has no chance of ever finding love or happiness.

>>725016026
Your bait just ruined a nice thread congrats!

>>725016263
very, i really hated that cunt

TFW OP shares something that would be blatantly obvious to anyone not on the internet
Providing that it's in fact true.

>>725016383
unless it's a tranny

eatin my own cum for years since im 16...

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>>725016277
i'd rather be a virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y

>>725016582
Cool, when do I get my wizard powers?

>>725016675

>>725016026
I am actually a broom

>>725016675
Maybe if you hang yourself in her room, she'll understand?

>>725016704
bristles or gtfo

>>725016661
soon :3 upload a dick pic and powers you will have

I just got diagnosed with depression yesterday and i feel like a little bitch... I feel as though i can only rely on my gf and we are having a shakey period.. i'm convinced she either likes another guy or has cheated on me. Only thing that makes me think otherwise is that she isn't that type of girl. Between those worries and uni i feel like pathetic scum i guess.

>>725016719 deleted post...
>I want my girl to cuck me so bad afraid to tell her

Everybody thinks I am a normal, decent human being.
Until I was 23 I never kissed a girl.

By now, I sucked cock, went to over 20 prostitutes.
Currently fucking two girls on tinder. Used to be three, but one stopped talking to me for some reason. Working on fucking a new third one. Tomorrow I will fuck a mature guy's wife and he will watch.

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>>725016775
Screenshot of deleted photo

>>725016775
Oh cheers btw

>>725016859
Tried to find but odds are this is a personal photo, google reverse search gave no results...

>>725016859
Y is ur alarm on?

>>725017012
Y do u wanna find her ?

>>725016734
http://imperfectspirituality.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Broom-and-energy-of-Feng-Shui.jpg

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>>725016026
i once killed a man, just for snoring.

>>725017049
i'd love to. i think she would be a fine sub

>>725016026

I'm going to perpetrate an act of mass random violence in San Diego on March 29th.

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>725017049
Might be an easy fuck if her man wants to be cucked.

Also alarm for job... got shit to do!

>>725017100
Where have I heard that before

I post my own daughter in bm threads.

>>725016859
That's moderately attractive?

>>725017365
tits or gtfo

>>725017371

not op. some other faggot that wants his gf fucked.

A "12yo girl" contacted me on Reddit and wants to play. She's not a cop (because of entrapment laws and stuff she's said) but I assume 'she' is fake anyway.

She claims to do all kinds of kinky shit with older boys and one married man neighbour. No penetration yet but lots of other stuff.

>>725016859
This girl is disgusting

>>725017365
Post away, let's see her.

I fap on omegle all the time

i'm bisexual

I like to shit my pants and squirm about in the shit and clumsily squeeze at the shit with my anus. I'm doing it right now.

>>725017365
You sick fuck

>>725016026
I hate everything in my life, but the things I need to do for Jiu-jitsu. Car is in shop can't train, lost job, but am sober just because of Jiu-jitsu.

I like to have bareback PNP sex

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>>725017593
>because of entrapment laws and stuff she's said

12 year is well versed in "entrapment laws" (which BTW have no applicable limitations in online underage solicitation stings).

>>725016200
I banged a bunch of them...

>>725017997
Ditto. I larp like I'm porking my slaves. Very satisfying feeling. Meaningless sex might be emotionally damaging otherwise - but if they're just objects then no different than masturbating.

>>725016277
Stupid unless you murder people your desperate ass would of paid for sex by now. Dipshit

>>725016550
Jesus.

>>725017992
huh. So if an undercover cop was like "send me some CP, I really want to see it, come on, download some for me and send it to me" then that isn't entrapment? Cos it sure sounds like entrapment.

Been Smoking for 4 years told my gf i quit Smoking 3 years ago. She got no clue WE live together

>>725016741
I now in cali depression is considered a disability state funded sad time for pussys

>>725016026
I once stole a girl's flip flops and went back home and sniffed them and masturbated to them daily

>>725017976
poz my neg ass

>>725016845
How do we reach that status anon?

My gf is a pedowoman and works in a kindergarden. She regulary does things with the kids there, we even had sex while a bunch of them were watching us.

But here is the real secret. I think of dumping her because the sex is boring af.

>>725016859
hi west coat friend

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>>725018167
It doesn't mater that it IS, what matters is that "entrapment" hasn't been a fucking applicable defense in any case involving solicitation, or the sharing of cp since like the late 70s.

>>725018167
Conceptually yes, however the gestapo we live under has no qualms about certain areas. You could argue it in court but by that time you're fucked anyways...

>>725018342
Share her with the world then! Let's see what she looks like!

>>725016550
Why?

>>725018342
have you seen her do stuff with the kids? What stuff?

>>725016734
kek

>>725017365
What's bm help me out?

Bizzarro childhood. Forced into all sorts of nasty shit. More sexual partners before aged ten than i expect most have in their whole lives. Now trying my hardest to keep it all together, marriage just broken up, started going off the rails so wife left, feel like I'm failing miserably. Also, pretty meh about sex. Hate doing it.

>>725018731
Black mail

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>>725018377
>>725018167

Although I should clarify; I am talking about the United States judicial system.

Of course "entrapment" as a defense might still hold water in the U.K idk for certain.

>>725018109
Kek. Didn't think of that way, now life has more purpose awesomeness.mpg

I'm a registered Sex Offender. Admittedly its not a secret, its already on the internet.

im a girl and jesus christ i want to be tied up and fucked

>>725019031
Are you a monster?

>>725019072
tits or gtfo hoe

>>725019121
If girl is as slutty as she sounds that should excite her

>>725018834
I hate doing it too, but my balls am hormones say other wise. Fuck if I could quote interview with a vampire "now let me allow you to have the choice, I never had."

>>725018834
Try Jiu jitsu Brazilian gives meaning to life an confidence

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I'm going to make myself a pizza in fife minutes.

>>725019072
Can i? Where you at?

Secret: I have no friends and it eats me alive. For 7 years now I've been alone and it's terrible, but I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.

>>725019215
Where at?

>>725019031
What did you do? Or what was all the wild shit you did an got away with?

>>725019072
First step is show some tits

>>725019251
Friends fuck friends no such thing's friends are people who bullshit an problems you tolerate Fuck friends

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>>725017159
What's ur kik better I'll hit u up there

>>725018335
Well, I was always kinda attractive, but I was shy and had very poor self confidence.
I slowly built my confidence up over the years and went for the less attractive girls at first.

Now all I have to do is not be retarded when I meet a girl and I will eventually get laid. This seemed impossible for me 3 years ago.

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>>725019251
Get a dog.

When I go over to my friends house, and him and his gf go to sleep I wonder their house and look for his gfs bra and panties. I'll look at most of them and jerk off with them.

I've got a gay friend and he's so fucking annoying. I used to be meh about faggots but I've realised he's turned me into a homophobe. He's a fucking depressing pos always playing a victim. Says everyone hates him and his friends never stick by him. Been saying he'll an hero every month since school ended ten years ago.

I'm meeting him for lunch tomorrow. Its going to be the last time I do anything with him.

Just don't need faggot drama in my life. Also he fucked up big time when we were in Subway. When the server asked what we wanted he turned to me and said in a lispy voice "oh honey I don't know, you order for me. You always know what I like."

I was like, imma let that pass, won't say anything about it coz I'll look like a butthurt homo in front of all these people. But made a mental note, friendship ends.

>>725019664
He is probably certain people never stick because he is gay, but seems to be the least of his problems.

>>725019164
Cheers man. Feels bad but also kinda nice to know someone else gets my feels. Never heard that quote before

>>725019203
> jiu jitsu
Fucken hell why not. I can't see how it would hurt. Thx.

>>725019627
Not allowed pets :/

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>>725016026

youngest girlfriend i have ever had was 13 years younger than me.

>i was in my 20s.
>mfw i remember it.

I killed our cat

>>725016026
i regulary fuck a braindamage woman

>>725016026
I dumped my girl of 2.5 years to go into the Navy, I promised her we could be friends.

I have no intention of being friends with her. I want to bang other girls overseas.

I've already been on tinder for longer than we've broken up. Relationship-wise she's 10/10, loved giving head, and would do pretty much anything for me.

But she's fat and refuses to get herself in shape. She's poor and refuses to get herself out of shitty situations. She's stuck in a rut and keeps herself there by making stupid decisions.

So fuck her.

>>725020182
> regularly fuck a brain dead woman
we all do mate. We ALL do.

>>725020292
I approve. Get rid of dead wood.

>>725018342
Wtf man, report the bitch

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I am self admitting into a sex addiction program because I am obsessed with a girl to the point that I make porn fakes of her and it's like 50-60% of my entire porn habit

about half of the posts on this thread are mine.

>>725016026
I have eight bastards running around fucked their mothers while they were drunk and or passed out.

I've also dated a pedo mom

I recently just got deported. Ask me anything.

>>725016741
>she isn't that type of girl
Spoiler: she is
Been down that road before friend. Yes she's either fucking someone else or planning on it. Get Out Now. And yes, your depression WILL get worse. I was in your same position this past November, it gets tougher. My best advice is go do something. Go to a gym, find an indoor pool, ride a bike, hell Anything that gets your body moving. It will, at the very least, begin to mitigate the symptoms of your depression.

>>725020773

had this, but she was ugly as fuck and i am a very shallow man. i could never get over her face so i had to let her go. but could have had it all.

oh well. back to milfs

>>725021014
What kids she have? Mine had 4yo girl

>>725020464
Give us a fake

>>725020464
>>725021127
this

>>725021099

she didnt have kids but her dad had diddled her and she liked girls as well. used to ride my dick telling me what her dad did to her and what she wanted to do in the future.

but like i said, i am a shallow man and i like my women pretty. i just cant be seen with a woman like that in public. she was really fucking up my social status.

I used to go on a site called Virtual Ibiza when i was very young (Younger than 11 at least) and sext with older men who had no idea what age I was.

>>725021242
What her dad do to her? Explain in detail

>>725020067
why?

>>725021242
I explained some of my time with her in previous thread. If any interest I'll explain again.

>>725016026
me and couple of friends fucked my cousin when she was 14. She was visiting for about a month over the summer, was fun month

>>725021417
M/f?

mi novia y yo tenemos una relación muy estrecha con otra pareja, mi novia tiene una forma de ser y gustos parecidos al chico de la otra pareja y a mi me pasa lo mismo con la chica. Estoy enamorado perdidamente de la otra chica, no dejo de pensar en ella. Mi novia esta empezando a sospechar...

>>725021638
F

>>725021608
As in a gang bang? How did you convince her?

i killed my girlfriend's rabbit because it was making too much noise while i was fucking her friend

been fucking a friends mom (59) for a couple of years now

>>725017149
Tell us more

>>725021671
What age were you at the time? How did you get into it? Any fond sessions you can green text?

>>725021471

lol. that made me laugh. but dont worry it used to make me diamonds too.

her dad caught her rubbing against the carpet when she was small and used to make her do the same thing to him after. he would also drive with her into the woods and have her give him blowjobs in the car. fucked her when she was 13.

one time we were messing around on her couch and i told her "show me how you used to do it with your dad" and the bitch came right on the spot just by rubbing on me with her clothes on.

she was a really really good fuck but then she wanted to go out and been seen and I just wasnt comfortable with that. always felt awful, but i couldnt help it.

anyways, true story. if she ever reads this she will probably know i am talking shit about her. lol.

>>725021671
just text or photos too? Anything ever come of it?

>>725021608
>I explained some of my time with her in previous thread. If any interest I'll explain again.

yeah go ahead, tell me. i aint doing anything anyway.

whored out a few white girls to friends and guys from craigslist. Girls were looking for mulit-guy fun, just failed to mention to her i had a covercharge

>>725021795
if you'd have stuck with her you could have made your own little toy and lived the dream. Ever watch pizza together?

> be me, male age 9
> family friend had access to me every Saturday for an hour
> yeah like thats a smart idea
> end up training me in oral
> one night he's getting stoned and drunk at our place
> jumps into my bed at 3am
> takes this shit to a whole new level
> afterwards he passes out, I lay awake squashed under him for hours, don't sleep at all
> later that morning parents wake up with hangovers for breakfast and coffee
> anon wake up its morn.....
> mum starts screaming 'get the fuck out of my sons bed aaaaaahhhhh wtf wtf no no no'
> I was like, OK I'm in huge trouble here, how do I explain my way out of this?
> nothing ever mentioned by anyone
> never saw him again
Found out recently that way back then he went off the rails, had a motorbike accident and lost a leg. Then an heroed couple months after the accident. I still feel bad, shits fucked up but I genuinely liked him and always looked forward to our private time together.

>>725021925
seems like a win-win to me. She gets to be a whore and you get paid.

>>725021608
oh hey from the last thread. Ever thought of looking her up and seeing if you can use her daughter now she's older?

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>>725021786
I was either 9/10.
Nothing green text worthy but I do remember one guy was called Tayto something and being an Irish crisp brand I figured he must be Irish, I'll talk to him. (I'm Irish too).
After talking for a week or so, I decided to suggest we meet as it turned out he lived locally and he agreed. I told him a time and a place and watched from afar as he sat there looking at his watch for a hour.
Yes, I am a weirdo haha.

>>725021973

nah i aint even pedo. but her stories used to make me hard for some reason. i think it was because of how fucked up they were and because i knew her dad.

every time we got together and i saw him i felt some weird giddiness knowing he had plowed her and there he was acting all proper and gentleman like with me.

i used to love fucking her caveman style: no feelings and all sexual rawness, because I couldnt get over her face. and as such could never love her.

i dont really know who is worst, her dad for plowing her or me for not loving her for being ugly. but such is life.

>>725016026
I suspect I have...
>Schizoid Personality Disorder
>Borderline Personality Disorder
>Narcissistic Personality Disorder
I mean I can see the parallels but I would never claim to be one or get diagnosed.

Not a p*do, but I shower with/wash my younger brother most mornings and it feels nice when he looks at my body like he is impressed/curious. No GF to impress and he is the only one I'm ever nude with, so meh.

>>725022004
was my thought too, if she wants to be whore why not get some cash, wasn't like i was asking much 50 to 100 depending on the sluts, but did make awkward situations when you are trying to act like this stranger is a friend of yours

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>>725022316

i am going to find you and kill you showerfag.

>>725022160
Kek. Poor bastard.

Though what I meant to ask was, how did you really get into it? Did you see someone else do it, or did you simply start chatting and it escalated?

Also were you really sexual at that age?

>>725022316
Pedo and gay

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

>>725022375
Why?

>>725022394
Not gay and not pedo. He is pretty cute though.

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>>725022454
>Why?

for being such a flaming faggot.

>>725022507
How am I a faggot?

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19yo white male, I've been in this relationship with this girl of the same age/race for a little over a year now- started off bdsm, then our relationship became Dd/LG (or daddy dom little girl). Now, I've given her different names for different personals, and Ive hypnotised her to respond to each immediately. There's Amber, which is her name, Harper, the cock loving whore, and Lala, my 11 year old little girl who daddy visits at night after mommy falls asleep. To carry out this last fantasy we regularly fuck in the living room of her parents or my parents house, while I press down on her mouth, saying "shh, mommy might hear us, be a good girl and be quiet like daddy taught you"
Other times I've raped her in the middle of the day in my room with my whole family home, and she tells me later that she loves being treated like an object.
Besides all that kinky stuff, we are incredibly close, do everything together, essentially best friends. Shes incredubly loyal and supports my being clean (recovering addict, clean now 9 months) I'm really really in love with her, and I think it would be stupid not to marry her- but there is plenty of time for that
Pic related, Harper was getting something out of the car
(Don't mind the string, it's not a tampon or anything just a stray from her jacket

>>725016550
same bro

>>725018609
it's easier to eat it than getting some tissues every time

>>725022419
How close did you get to her pussy? Touch it or anything? Ever try and stick your cock anywhere?

>>725021990
>>725020182

Gonna need more details.

>>725018731
black metal

>>725022392
Sorry, I forgot to add that in. I honestly have no recollection of how I found the site.
You could move your avatar from room to room and I loved making people follow me when I went from place to place, almost like hide and seek. Makes sense being that I was a child haha.
Yep, overly. Weirdly enough I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. It was almost torturing myself pushing until that age.

>>725021127
>>725021162
I thought about killing myself for a while out of depression for not being able to truly date this girl because of my own fuckups, then again later after the faking bullshit started. I ruled that out because that's just hiding from my problems in the most extreme way imaginable, but chemical castration is still on the table. I am a fucking obsessed animal. My last ditch effort was to try and date her again later on but I inadvertently self sabotaged and so rather than the rare case of actualization that some limerent people have, my mistakes have remained compounded. I wouldn't mind being beaten savagely over this, admittedly.

>>725021881
She would encourage the kid to touch her, and me, we would have sex infront of the kid.

She would suck my cock, I'd cut in her mouth, she would kiss the kid.

We would touch her while touching ourselves.

>>725022590
I touched it a few times and once tried to put my dick in it, was rubbing the head on her pussy and was working it in when she rolled over in her sleep, I just about had a heart attack

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I pay a mexican lady to let me have her daughter. Ive been doing this for three years. The girl speaks next to no english, and isnt enrolled in any school. The mother is a drunk, and gives no fucks as long as she gets paid. Im considering buying her outright for a few thousand, but I dont know if I should.

>>725022011
I have now. Might have a look later. Kid would be about 10 now.

>>725022702
17? Really? That must have been hard..
How old are you now?

>>725016704
To be honest witchu diane, im surprised

I got raped by a ugly fat woman

>>725022911
Yep, 17. Really was.
Just turned 23.

>>725022810
Bow did come to that arrangement?

>>725022991
Since we ate in the topic of how sexual you were..;) care to skate some stories? Like what had you turned on, how would you get off etc.

>>725023125
Would love to get into but I'm just about to start work at 1. Do you have snapchat?

>>725022953

sorry son. but your dad doesnt fuck me anymore.

I raped my brother ad a very young boy
I went to college and got too into drugs, overdosed at a party while blackout drunk on 80mg oxy 2 bars but it was the meth that did it
Walked for three days and three nights in miami in a drug enduced psychosis
Seeing visions and shadow people everywhere
No ambulance
No hospital
No shoes
I flew home and I've been clean ever since
Now I role play sex with my gf of 1 year and she pretends to be my nine-eleven year old daughter
I got accepted to my dream school, but I don't think the scholarship is going to be enough for me to go so I'm going to have to do something else
I'm depressed but everyone thinks I'm doing better, the truth is, I just want to get high but i have spent so much time building strong relationships with people that I love and drugs are not going to win me over, not again

>be 19
>have a car
>going to school but no job
>get stuck babysitting little sister and her friends (6-7) all the time
>take them to the pool and have to help them get dressed
>dumb bikinis need tied on the top and the bottom
>see most of them nude
>don't molest any of them because I'm not a degenerate

>>725016026
>be me
>17 y.o.
>go to VoFi party
>get really drunk
>dance with these chicks from school
>retardmode.exe
>party over
>girl offers a ride home
>fuckyeah.jpg
>board car full of qts
>get a nervous feeling
>ohshit.jpg
>lower window
>lean out of car
>mfw I still got my seatbelt on

>puke all over the interior
>puke all over myself
>girls all screaming
>open seatbelt, open can
>run.mp4

That was my worst party /b/

>>725019251
Yeah man, get a dog

>>725022775

well thats actually more depraved than what that ugly girl used to tell me.

question though: if thats your "thing", why leave it behind?

>>725021619
text this greenly

>>725022590
Um on Fridays after school would drive with fad to his work camp, a mine site. Was about 70 clicks from out town. I always spent the night there, he started work first thing Sat morning, I would get bfast in the mess hall then this guy would drive me back to town as his week of shifts had finished and drop me off home. I thought he was a cool guy, always chatty and listened to what I had to say about TV shows, sports, gaming all that shit. One day he got onto subject of girls and if I liked them. I was like nah girls are gross. He just said he should teach me adult stuff if I was interested. I was a stupid was like 'oh yeah OK, no biggie'. Before long he had me blowing him. Area was really rural, like no one around for miles, he'd often stop the ute we'd get out of the cab and fuck around out in the open. Now I'm an adult, I realise he was kinky AF.

I feel real uncomfortable about what happened coz nohomo. But back then he had trained me so well I just liked doing it and really looked forward to getting him off.

my mom's car used to finger me in the back of my friends mom.

>>725023354
Seconded

>>725023321
No kik, sorry. Nice chatting :)

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>>725016277
I wish I knew what that felt like

>>725023412
Cool..have a nice day

i wanna know what love is.

>>725023485
I want you to show me

>>725022870
hmm have fun dude. If she hasnt' had a dick yet I'm sure her mom wants her to. If she has, she's probably an expert.

>rew ind to a few months back
>walk into little brothers room and catch him and his three friends with a can of beer
>end up spanking the shit out of the four of them for being retards
>normally spank brother but I don't think his friends had ever experienced it
>none of them can even sit for a while
>never told their parents
>afraid of repercussions but I don't think his friends will ever tell because their parents would punish them worse

>>725023199
I do - add me othermandrake, I'd be fascinated.

>>725023330
She caught me cheating. And I also developed a conscious

>>725023745
Not me.

>>725023794
>She caught me cheating.

with her daughter? lol.

>>725023798
Ah... that makes sense.

>>725023848
Kek

>>725021653
Si lo pones en inglés puede que te entienda más gente

>>725022540
more?

>>725023824
No some chick from a bar, I thought she'd be fine with it since she's so depraved in the first place.

>>725023710
I should image she's had the d already. Or at least become an expert at sucking

>>725023354
she had a crush on my friends, and we all got to talking about sex and blow jobs, dick sizes and one of my friends talked her into touching our dicks, because you cant get a true measurement if not hard. wasnt long before she was sucking ( not very good at firsts) and fucking him, and well, couldn't resist when that mouth was open, and her pussy was presented
was incredibly wild seeing her suck and being fucked by my friends- I was hard as hell, and kinda knew it was wrong, but had to have some of that even if it was my cousin. she was a little hesitant about sucking me, especially as I watched her on my dick. She wasn’t a swallower, more a spitter. We had more sessions with her, we all watched porn together, to show her what we like and stuff, she was pretty good at the end of the month, very confident sexually

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>>725016026
>Be me
>29
>Date a girl 5 years ago
>Had rocky friendship the whole time
>Stayed really close for 2 years after our relationship
>Sleep and shower together occasionally
>Nothing sexual about it
>Nights we slept together I waited for her to fall asleep
>Would slowly inch her pj's down and wet tip of my cock with spit
>Poke her asshole gently until minor penetration

>FF to a night we got shit faced drunk
>I'm not that drunk
>Bring lotion this time
>She passes out finally
>Finger her ass while slowly fucking pussy
>Pull out halfway through and slide into her ass
>Makes a twitch and I freeze
>Settled back down
>Waited a few minutes then continued to penetrate
>All the way in
>Excitement got to me and I nut in about 5 minutes
>Clean her up real good and went to sleep after a piss
>Now has nightmares about me but no proof of jack

>mfw

>>725024196
does the thought of her getting the d (or sucking) appeal to you? You want in on that?

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>>725024196
>No some chick from a bar, I thought she'd be fine with it since she's so depraved in the first place.

question: how did the conversation even come about?

how did all of it start? did she bring it up?

i wasnt in last thread, so... feel free to explain.

>>725023249
You mean you're a faggot.

>>725024281
And u are still friends?

>>725024395
Yep and no nightmares anymore. I honestly think she was awake and enjoyed it.

>>725024282
I suppose so

>>725024313
We were fooling around and she walked in. I tried to cover up and pull trousers up. She said oh don't worry, kid won't mind. We carried on.

Next time she was walking about naked after shower, and kid was sort of asking about her vag etc as kids do.

Some touching was done between the mom and daughter, I was watching, getting diamonds.

Things evolved a bit from there.

>>725020464
are you the homeboy who was suicidal over her finding out?

>>725024512
Try to get closer so, maybe u are lucky anon

>>725022740
Dude, let me see a picture of this girl you are literally losing your life over. I'm having a hard time imagining a person worth the anguish.

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>>725024594

i am not a pedo. but fucked up shit gets me hard. sometimes i fap it to traps and even beats, and its not even my thing. but its fucked up.

feel free to continue. already got my dick out.

Im not really cucking him. i just go to the movies.

>>725024853
>i am not a pedo. but fucked up shit gets me hard.

I have news for you, son...

Seriously, if the thought of a mom, say, demonstrating a blowjob on you to her 4yo daughter and then asking her if she'd like to try - if that thought gets you hard then you may be a bit pedo.

>>725024853
Children have an instinct to suck, like a bottle n shit. Think about that

I wish I had a sister that was also my secret life partner.

>>725024947
>if that thought gets you hard then you may be a bit pedo.

theres truth to that, but i am not even being a dishonest fag, or PC, i am telling you the truth. i get off to anything but normal porn.

for example, i would never be in a relationship with a woman who likes to fuck dogs, cause dogs are filthy, but when i watch a video of a woman getting cummed in by a dog, i get diamonds.

its weird, but its true. and i think theres a lot of people out there like me.

anyway, tell me more.

>>725025095
>>725024594

tell me about the touching. did any of it freak you out?

what about the kissing? are we talking snowballing? cause that would be "interesting".

>>725025235
Yes snowballing.

It weirded me out later on. At first shit was $

>>725025322
did the kid ever seem into it? Did she ever like talk about it? 4 year olds can be chatty.

>>725025322

well i think i have now read everything on 4chan. thanks for that image. i will fap to that later when the wife is out.

>>725025463
Hard to say, I get the impression she had no idea what we were doing. She prolly hunks it's normal by now.

>>725025583
*thinks

>>725025583
Do you ever think about how you've taken part in potentially ruining someone's life?

>>725025504
you never know, the wife might be into the image too.

>>725025583
by now she's old enough to understand what's going on. Hopefully she enjoys it.

>>725025665
I was unwilling in the end to. So Yea

>>725023240
Wouldn't hurt to just do drugs one last time. No one has to know.

>>725025760
Does it haunt you a bit? Make you feel guilty? Or are you just not really arsed?

>>725025810
Why would I feel guilty? It's not really a big deal.

>>725025914
I was just trying to see if you're legit fucked up, or were just curious.

Now I know.

>>725025810
Don't care she was a degenerate daughter prolly is to now

I think loads of women are secretly pedos or at least curious. This is also based on experience.

>>725026042
You're a gullible fucker. I'm not the guy you were responding to. I just wanted to piss you off.

>>725017596
shes not that bad, not a 10 but not a 5 either

>>725019664
>"oh honey I don't know, you order for me. You always know what I like."

Sheesh what the fuck

>>725026447
I'd say 5 would be the top end of that ugly bitch

>>725023240
Sounds like you suffer from schizophrenia Anon

>>725023249
Sickening

>>725023249
What the fuck is wrong with you Anon?

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I am 45, married, kid in college and I have a 23 year old trap girlfriend on the side.
pic related

I get horny by reading this but I diont want to I can't control it.. I'm a female

>>725026972
Reading what?

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>be 17
>used to regularly have sex with the neighbors wife
>she would get me to do gardening shit for her then pretty much pay me with sex
>thought neighbor would genuinely kill me if he found out
>she was around 40 at the time and gorgeous
>she told me that he knows after we were done once
>fear for my life
>think i'm going to get in mondo shit with my parents and he was going to kill me
>found out later that her husband had a bout with prostate and testicular cancer
>had his prostate and testicles removed, so he was impotent
>let her fuck other guys as a compromise
>felt terrible after i found out
>had to stop

>>725016026
Getthelube. Om

>>725027066
Reading all those pedophile things..

>>725026972
when you get horny at this stuff do you imagine being the girl in the stories or doing stuff to the girl in the stories?

did you have any young experiences yourself?

>>725016026
Well I'm gonna get tons of shit for this but I'm currently in a bdsm relationship with a chick who's transitioning into a male.

>>725027233
You must have some inner pedo. Just finger yourself and get it out your system before you enjoy the thought of it too much and want to read/see more.

>>725016026
i tried to fuck my cousin when i was 7, she was 5

>>725027450
No never .. I will think about something else that's not okay and I don't want to be a person like them

>>725027328
I think my post didn't send ..I can't and don't want to image it. I know it's disgusting and totally not okay but the weird thing is that i get turned on a little and i really don't know why I know it's not okay and I feel disgusted by myself

Speaking of pedophile things, I figure I might add to this thread. Jailbaits cherry being popped in a few hours.Rip.

>>725020292
You did the right thing, atleast you didn't cheat on her. You dumped her and then banged others

>>725017100

HE HAD IT COMING

>>725018731
Bowel movement

>>725027666
Satanic trips, post tits

>>725022316
Kill yourself gay pedo

I masturbated with a corn dog.

I hate myself for being fat (400lbs) and want to never eat again. I've made three attempts throughout my life, my last and longest streak was 3 weeks on less than 200 calories a day. I also use overeating to cope with anxiety, and the longer I manage to do this to myself, the greater my need to cope when my resolve breaks, hence why I stay fat. I believe my resolve wouldn't break if not for my mother's disapproval; if she wouldn't make me feel so guilty about not eating, I'd have no problem doing it. I feel not eating is my only option for weight loss; my depression won't let me diet or exercise because those require executive decisions, which are easily overridden by inner cries of "what's the point," whereas all I have to do to not eat is literally nothing, to which depression is actually conducive. The reason my guilt makes me eat is because it drives my anxiety, so maybe there's a way to harness my anxiety to diet and exercise but idk.

Also my dad diddled me when I was tiny so I have a mental connection between anxiety/guilt and getting horny, and as a result I have a gainer fetish and also a moralistic humiliation fetish, and get off on the idea of anorexic girls overfeeding me to avoid feeding themselves and then telling me it's all my fault they're starving themselves because I'm a disgusting gluttonous pig and took all their food and I'm a cruel horrible monster and a greedy slob.

>>725027666
You know you like it, it's okay to ditch your already fleeting moral conscience here on /b/.

>>725028307
Also, some roleplay would do your nethers a small justice.

>>725016026
tits or gtfo. Also I once jacked off while using my hot aunts electric toothbrush as a vibrator against my dick

>>725027666
You're already imagining it. You'll imagine it later looking at a young girl, wondering what she looks like without her clothes. You'll feel guilty, but you'll feel turned on too.

>>725028283
>wat
Wat

I really like bdsm stuff but no guy ever wants to do it with me

>>725028395
No that's crazy I never thought about stuff like that but reading made me kinda horny .. but I have a horrible phantasy I always imagine that I'm fucking with my dad and I think that's why I get turned on .. eww so wrong

>>725020464
Give us a fake

>>725020891
This is why I'm so glad my girlfriend has anxiety and zero self confidence

>>725028563
BDSM is crazy good. I love doing it :v Tying people up/duct tape.

>>725028563
So why are you thinking about stuff like that now? Why are you imagining your hands sliding up soft, hairless legs? You can't help but imagine unbuttoning her hello kitty shorts and sliding them down. You can practically see her wide eyed look and the rest and fall of her chest as you pull her shirt up over her barely there breasts.

>>725028563
that's totally normal, so many girls have that. It's OK to fantasize about stuff. Fantasy isn't real and doesn't hurt anyone. Go to town, if it gets you wet and gets you off then it's all good.

Lots of daddies get to fuck their little girls and lots of girls love it. It's ok.

>>725028880
Dude i think that you are pedophile lol and not me .. wtf are u writing calm down pls

>>725016741
She's probably sucking his dick right now
>and loving it

>>725018834
femanon. im sorry to hear. youre going to be fine

>>725017970
fight your mechanic when he hands you the bill

>>725018258
She doesn't know that you live with her?

>>725020067
Thank God.

>>725020464
You don't need sex addiction therapy, you need to get in shape and learn how to not be a social retard so you can actually get some real pussy.
Step 1: stop being fat (By any means)
Step 2: there is no step 2, just stop being fat you fuckin fat sloppy fat fuckin piece of shit
>fat

>>725021715
What a twist.
>the rabbit's neck I mean, the story was bland as fuck

>>725021779
pics or you're a fantasizing lying little bitch of a man.

>>725029071
You need daddy's popsicle baby?

>>725021715
>rabbit
>making noise
Protip: Rabbit's only vocalize when they're dying or extremely frightened.

>>725025463
I wonder if she ever did say anything like at school and stuff.

>>725016026
If you're a girl, why do you call yourself secrets guy from time to time?

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My largest fetish is incest and when I was a teen I loved to jerk off using her panties and when I come over to my parents house I still love to use them.

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when ever my mom comes home from the gym i steal her sweaty panties while shes in the shower. sniff and suck all the sweat and juices off of them and cum bucket loads before she gets out. been doing this for years. Pic related, Mom.

>>725019664
Yeah, he sounds like a fucking dipshit.

PROTIP: I grew up in Miami Beach and not all homos are like that.

But some are...

So are some straights.

>>725030490
That is fucking amazing.Any more pics?

>>725030480
Also I once gave my neighbors 10 year old daughter a piggy back ride and I accidentally started feeling up her thighs while holding onto her and I got an erection with her still on my back.

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>>725030757
just some I got off her little shitty point and shoot

>>725030893
She looks a bit like my mom.I might use this to jack it later

>>725022166
Her Dad...

...and yeah, I get kinda diamonds over those kinds of fantasies, too. The thought of doing it actually doing it turns my stomach, though. Something about the other person not wanting it (or how bad it will fuck them up) - complete boner killer.

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>>725030893
More, this one is a bit before she started the gym so little ticker in the face

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>>725030967
Please do, I love jerking to her.

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>>725031059
more

>>725016026
I lust after a co worker who is a blonde, white woman but she fucks a BBC...and I'm just a little Mexican dude. so ethnically diverse!

>>725031162
Do you know Incestflix?You should check it out I think you might like it. Everytime I think of my mom I go to it so I can cum buckets

>>725019966
Have a doctor diagnose you with and depression, and have him recommend a dog for therapy reasons. No landlord can deny a service animal.

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>>725031440
I did not know I will go check it out, thanks anon. Heres another for ya.

I dream of a stranger coming into my flat, fucking my pussy hard like a piece of shit while saying absolutely nothing.
Then he leaves and never comes back.

No tits or gtfo im not stupid

>>725032710
How bout an address baby?

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I'm adopted. I'm so attracted to my brother. He's white. Tall. Fit. So handsome. I send him selfies of my body all the time. I know he must like me too. It turns me on so much to know that he wants me. I'm just so scared to make a move and take things further. But nothing makes me cum harder than when I touch myself and think about him. This was the last selfie I just sent him.

Jesus Christ, this threat makes me feel so much better about my own life.

>>725032878
Go spend the night at his house for drinks and flirt with him a lil bit, you might just get the D.

>>725033012
Fuck off normie

>>725022810
Kinda jealous

>>725018167
You could argue the sending was entrapment, but you still had to possess the cp before you could send it. But if you really want to try that in a real courtroom, be my guest.

I have partaken in cannibalism.

>>725032833
Most men are whiny shitheads who cant fuck a girl hard

spy cammed my wife masturbating. showed the vid to a friend of mine. hell'uva turn on. hoping the next time he comes in town he asks me to show him more.

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>>725033520
>Implying you wouldn't cry big ol crocodile tears when you wake up to an 8 inch dick getting rammed in your poo hole
KEK

>be me
>currently 18
>had a crush on the same girl during 3 years
>not confessing
>she did fucked up things made me cry like hell
>still talk as we were classmates
>my vision to women have changed
>me now

>>725017227
I think it was one of the John Wick's

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>>725019072

>>725016026
I explode if I roll dubs

>me 18
>knocked up a girl 16
>fucked it up, got to marry her, cuz my parrents and shit
>never loved her
>after got child
>one year marriage past
>left her and baby girl
>moved to other city
>started new life there
>started small selling life insurance
>after 6 years got enough exp and money to begin my own company
>after just 3 years of work and some tricks shitting money
>started living fast life
>good cars, young whores, drugs, booze
>made a name of myself
>shit started moving from local
>spread my bussiness to other towns all around the state
>build a home
>expanded work
>now even more money
>living good for 7 more years
>job takes me to my home town
>i got to the neighbourhood to see how my ex was dooing
>still in her parrents home
>parked the car and waited curiously
>saw her once with some nice hot looking girl
>guess thats my grown up daughter
>started seeing and noticing her around town more and more often
>especially in night clubs
>the word in town spread about me so golddiggers started hitting on me
>among them my own daughter started giving me the looks one night not knowing shit
>she did a good job getting more and more closer to me
>even tho i knew somehow it made the whole thing exciting for me
>i rolled with the whole game
>started taking her to clubs myself
>dinners too, from an escort girl i usually always have on me, she got to the point of almost dating with me
>things got hotter and hotter between us so fast
>i didnt stop for any fucking reason at all, i did not know what i was thinking
>i ended up sleeping with her several times before i left the town
>didnt tell her anything
>she also didnt mention me to her mother
>cuz i was her suggar daddy.....litterally

>>725023741

What the fuck you spanked random kids over one can of beer? Chill the fuck out dude.

>>725035426
This is hot but I find myself doubting severely

>>725032878

Literally just saw this pic in a /b/ thread

bad bait