Bored, and I've seen these be fun before. As a young adventurer,

>>725015923
Have a good fap behind someone's shed

>>725015992
You decide to reward yourself after your long journey. Having trekked through the woods, you never felt safe enough to be "caught with your pants down." You hop a fence, and creep behind a garden shed of a random home. Just as you're about to finish, the shed's owner emerges: a grizzled looking man of about 50.

Inventory:

- 1 x Shortsword
- 1 x Leather Armour
- 3 x Health Potion

- 30 Silver

First odd-ending post decides

Shameless self-bump

>>725016156
offer 15 Silver to grizzled looking man to finish the job he interrupted

>>725016435
The old man gives you a hard look, before slowly turning his gaze to his withering vegetable garden. Sighing heavily, he drops to his knees, and sucks you to completion. He spits your seed into the grass, rises unsteadily to his feet, and wordlessly holds out his hand for the money.

Inventory:

- 1 x Shortsword
- 1 x Leather Armour
- 3 x Health Potion

- 30 Silver

Next post that ends in a prime number decides.

>>725016617
decide 15 silvers wasn't enough for such a good job, give him 20 instead and then head back to central square

>>725016718
reroll

>>725015923
this thus a game?

Stab him in the throat with dagger. Bury him in shallow grave with veggies. Leave a coin as a calling card.

>>725016747
Feeling a twinge of guilt for taking advantge of the old man, you give him two thirds of all the money you own. You're confident you'll make it back a thousand times over on your travels. The man thanks you, a tear in his eye, and retreats into his home.

Inventory:

- 1 x Shortsword
- 1 x Leather Armour
- 3 x Health Potion

- 10 Silver

Next even post decides

>>725016857
Explore village further

>>725016857
Go to pub. Pay miscreants 1 silver to burn old man home to ground with him in it and ask for directions to a bounty board.

>>725015923
Try to sell my dog penis collection at the local shop

>>725016902
Your needs satisfied, you decide to explore the village, and learn more. The village, Dunmere, is a simple farming village, filled with simple folk. Other that the houses, the village has a tavern/inn, a blacksmith, and apothecary, and, strangely enough, two wells.

Inventory:

- 1 x Shortsword
- 1 x Leather Armour
- 3 x Health Potion

- 10 Silver

Next odd post decides.

>>725017003
Say fuck it and jump down the well that seems most suspicious

>>725017003
Enter the tavern

>>725017045
You decide you need adventure NOW.

You head for the well on the outskirts of the village, that villagers seem to avoid, and throw yourself into the depths. You fall for a long while, and hit the bottom of the well. HARD.

You avoid breaking a leg by trying to roll into it, but the landing is still heavy.

You take 3 damage from the landing.

HP: 17/20

Inventory:

- 1 x Shortsword
- 1 x Leather Armour
- 3 x Health Potion

- 10 Silver

Next prime post decides

>>725017299
Forgot to describe the well.

A narrow path strays away from the dry base of the well, or you can climb the rope to return to village.

>>725017299
Yell for help. Cry. Start looking for secret passages before dark.

>>725017299
Cry. Regret choices. Trudge into cave hoping you get to take your stress out on a goblin.

>>725017299
Yell for help while exploring well for way out

>>725017479
Roll

>>725017499
ROLL

>>725017412
Fuck you anon
-Roll anon

>>725017299
Accept my fate and commit sepuku.

>>725017555
Nooooooooooo

>>725017350
>>725017412

Before I get shredded...

Does 0 count as a prime?

>>725017555
Waste of trips

>>725017600
Waste of dubs.

>>725017599
Even. Oddly enough.

>>725017599
No, but 2 is

>>725017599
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23,

>>725017350
Realising you may be in trouble, you yell "Heeeeeeeeeelp" up the well. However, soon after this, you remember why you're here. You draw you sword, and head down the path. The path ends at the mouth of a large, dark cavern. The light pouring down the well is insufficient to illuminate the depths. You hear a voice echoing down the path.

"Hey! Has someone fallen down there?"

Dubs decides.

>>725017599
>>725017662

Shit, already starting typing...

Will not use primes again.

>>725017831
Yell back
"NO!"
Start scraping sword against rock to spark and illuminate darker regions briefly. If voice persist, scream Rape.

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>>725017831
Rush foward to kill whoever is calling out

>>725017831
>>725017831

Is this you OP

Turn towards the voice, try to see what it is, asking what it's doing down here

>>725018114
Yes, this is me.

>>725018168
Then use the prime number post.
>>725017412

>>725018253
OP will you reset to prime number or keeping going

>>725018253
Uhh they did you fucking retard.

>>725017831
>>725018253

This was also me. Basically the only difference between the two posts was whether or not they yelled for help, so I don't see it as that big of a deal.

>>725018319
0 is not a prime number.
You mong.

Lets move on from the prime number debate. Dubs decide the next action. Rerolling is allowed.

Love you OP

>>725018448
I love you too, anon.

>>725018357
Fair enough then.

Dubs get

>Unbuckle pants and say back to voice
>"Yeah I fell and I need medical assistance!"

If voice comes forward. Rape it. If not. Stumble through darkness striking blade on cave walls to simulate striking Flint for brief visibility.

>>725018488
The voice replies. "Well, there's not much medical assistance I can provide. Take this though!"

A loaf of bread plops to the ground next to you.

"That should tide you over until an adventurer turns up!"

Sighing, you pocket the bread, and begin striking the blade of your sword against the walls. Luck seems to be on your side, as a stray spark hits an oil-slick, which rapidly spreads, and illuminates an enormous cavern. Right in the center lies a small-ish dragon, perched atop a small fortune.

Next decider: last two digits add up to 7

Run towards the dragon and fuck its brains out

>>725018710
Try to speak to the dragon

>>725018710
Introduce yourself.
Express your love for dragons.
Offer him "the treasures of the world" if he will join your party and offer financial backing.

If he declines. Piss on fire, extinguishing it and attempt to kill/rape/wrestle the dragon in the dark.

>>725018825
Winrar

>>725018710
Cough loudly.

>>725018825
You approach the dragon, raising your hands to make it clear you pose no threat. Once you get as close as the dragon seems comfortable with, you speak.

"Greetings, Dragon!"

The dragon ponders you for moment, before it speaks in a low, smooth voice.

"What brings you to my domain, human?"

As it speaks, you notice its neck is shackled, chained to a nearby wall.

Dubs decide.

>>725019009
Walk over to the dragon and sit on its back demanding that it fly me out of this place

>>725019009
Yell out, "Alright times up, let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY"

Charge the dragon with your sword.

>>725019009
Cut the chain

>>725019009
"Literal shits and giggles my dragon friend!"

Take with your hands to show excitement of meeting a dragon.

Kneel before him and ask if there is any way you can be of aid while trapped in your well tomb.

If possible. Try and persuade dragon to perch into your shoulder and chauffer him around.

>>725019009
"I'm selling these fine leather jackets."

>>725019116
Reroll

>>725019143
Roll

>>725019009
Call the dragon a nigger and flip it the bird

Ask the dragon if it knows the location of any dragons with treasure hoards nearby

>>725019009
Ask the dragon if the jews did this.

>>725019009
Offer to free him for his fortune. When he thinks he's about to be set free. Break chain long enough to keep dragon on leash and make him fly you. Him. And his treasure out of the well.

leave and go to the bar

>>725019116
For the record, "Small dragon" means "only horse sized"

>>725019009
Break the chain

>>725019227
Reroll plus this
>>725019218

>>725019250
Roll

ask to see the dragons large dick

>>725019266
Kys anon

>>725019266
Oh boy oh boy

>>725019009
Ask him if he knows the way out

>>725019294
Please..

>>725019266
make a sheath from the foreskin

>>725019266
You ponder the dragon's question, considering the best possible answer. You finally arrive at "I want to see your mighty phallus, oh great dragon."

The hardened scales above one of the dragon's eyes lifts almost imperceptibly, but it acquiesces.

With a flap of its wings, it lifts itself onto its hind legs, revealing a large, scaled cock.

"Is this satisfactory, mortal?" it asks with a sigh.

8 decides.

>>725019373
roll

>>725019439
>>725019009
Offer to free him for his fortune. When he thinks he's about to be set free. Break chain long enough to keep dragon on leash and make him fly you. Him. And his treasure out of the well.

>>725019473
Ffs. Another roll.

leap forth and slice the phallus off to forge into a lance

>>725019439
suck the dragon cock but don't swallow, spit cum in his face

>>725019439
Ask if you can mount him

>>725019439
Attempt to cleave the phallus in twain.

>>725019439
>Offer to free him for his fortune. When he thinks he's about to be set free. Break chain long enough to keep dragon on leash and make him fly you. Him. And his treasure out of the well.


nigger

>>725019490
Rollllll

>>725019439
cast shrek summon, obliterate dragons phallus with onion spells

Adventurer begins to insert it into his ass and starts spinning

>>725019509
roll

>>725019569
reroll

>>725019556
Rerollll

>>725019439
Challenge the dragon to aid you into battle destorying the village as his noble steed. Convince the dragon that the Jews did in fact do this and that they are all above him awaiting a fiery demise.

>>725019569
rollin

Tickle its balls and bareback it

drop your pants spread your ass and ask for it

>>725019439
Hop on his back and demand he fly me out of this place.

>>725019569
rollin once more

>>725019607
Rerole

Laugh at its dick and ask it to suck yours

>>725019569
fuckin rollllllllllll

>>725019628
phew, lad

>>725019610
Reroll
8 get

>>725019439
Put on my klu klux klan robe and get to hanging this nigger

>>725019628
Enamoured by the sight of the reptilian member, you feel your hands moving more by instinct than by conscious thought. You drop your breeches, and present your arsehole to the drake.

"Please, mighty dragon, I wish to feel you within me! Defile my virgin arsehole!"

Moments later, you hear the snap of chain going taught, and a faint "HURK!" from the other side of the cavern.

Looking over your shoulder, you see that the dragon has moved as far away from you as the chain will allow, and is gazing upon you with horror

"I would ask you leave this place, mortal. I used to resent my imprisonment, but if you are any indication of what lies above, perhaps this is the best place for me."

5, 8, or 0 decides.

>>725019439
Okay boys. We need to cut off the dragon cock and eat it

>>725019848

>>725019009
Offer to free him for his fortune. When he thinks he's about to be set free. Break chain long enough to keep dragon on leash and make him fly you. Him. And his treasure out of the well.

>>725019848
run after the dragon jump high in the air and do a double backflip all while the ass is spread. aiming to impale yourself on that scaly dragon cock

>>725019848
Lynch this mother fucking dragon

>>725019848
Well. We're clearly going to have to fuck the dragon of he won't fuck us

>>725019950
Yknow. I wanted the dragon and the money. But...
THIS

>>725019950
This will require a skill roll. If the first reply to this post is greater than 4, you will succeed.

>>725020018
Roll!

>>725020018
Roll

>>725020018
roll

>>725019848
It's time you announce.

There needs to be no hesitation. You stumble onto the dragon's treasure, rubbing his chain along your asshole.

You stare into the dragon's eyes whilst inserting his gold directly into your own anus.

Never will you forget Dragon. I shall haunt your imprisonment unless you tell me your secrets.

>>725020018
Cool

this is getting good
like a new and better hobbit

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>>725020046
>>725020068
> This counts as a nat-20

You first hack up a good amount of phlegm, and spit it into the air. The dragon looks at you with confusion as your goobey flies through the air, but it's expression soon changes to dread.

As the saliva and mucous fly through the air, you backflip right out of your pants in a spectacular backwards moonsault. As your gracefully sour towards the dragon, you anus makes contact with with glob of spit, lubricating your rectum for a perfect landing on his cock.

You gasp in wonder as the dragon's cocks penetrates deep, deep DEEEEEEEEEP into your anus, and the dragon howls in misery.

However, as you try to bob up and down, you realise an unforeseen problem: the dragon's scales, though smooth on entry, seem to have a distinct grain. Attempting to slide UP the dragon's cock causes you intense pain, as the rear-facing spikes dig into your anus and colon.

You realise the problem is very serious when the dragon starts trying to forcibly remove you. If he succeeds, you will be gravely injured.

2, 4, or 6 decides.

Also, mfw this thread.

Great thread OP. I gotta go back to bed but this is good shit. If I hit whatever number I need demand some fortune and a way out from dragon and cover butthole.

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>>725015923
>>725015992
>>725016156
>>725016617
in a matter of minutes /b/ managed to turn this adventurer in a faggot.

>>725020377
Chop his dick off.
Offer to free.
Leash the dragon.
Steal gold.
Fly off to next town with your dickless dragon

>>725020437
Did you expect anything less, noble adventurer?

>>725020471
Roll

>>725020377
slice the cock off while it is still within you.

>>725020377
As now two entities trying to become one. Try and recite a spell that starts an evolving process as a human and dragon.

Why do you fags always have to stuff dragon dick into every God damn asshole? You blew all our money, and for that matter our load on some farmer and now this? If dubs safely remove dragon peen and steal fortune

>>725020502
Fuck sake anon.

>>725020486
Reroll. But yell
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
As you fly off

>>725020486
You decide to solve the problem at its source... literally.

Drawing your sword, you lift your legs and make a mighty swing just beneath your agonised rectum. The dragon howls in pain as he's separated from his member.

Staggering to your feet, you look the dragon in the eye.

"Look.. we may have gotten off to a bad start..."

The dragon glares at you hatefully, the beginning of a flame brewing in his maw

"...BUT! Though I may have your severed dick trapped in my arse, this doesn't have to be the end of our friendship. What if I break these chains, and set you free? All I ask is you allow me to become your rider. Together, we shall rule the lands!"

The dragon is clearly conflicted. He takes a long while to ponder his situation until finally... "This is agreeable to me. On one condition. I am gifted with the ability of regeneration. If you promise you will find away to remove my phallus from your bowels, and return it to me, we can form an... admittedly uneasy... partnership."

Dubs decide.

>>725020799
Deal. But cross your fingers behind your back so you don't have to.

>>725020799
Slowly and safely wiggle the dragons dick out of your ass.

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>>725020933
jfc, here we go

We are all witness to the essence of /b/ in this 10/10 thread

>>725020933
That was quick.

You decide to really Shatner the agreement up, and bow deeply with one hand on your chest, another behind your back. Unbeknownst to the dragon, you've crossed your fingers.

You think to yourself "haha, once I betray him, he'll be powerless once I tell him I crossed my fingers!"

The dragon bows back. "Now human, free me."

Oh shit, you hadn't planned this far ahead. How do you free the dragon?

Multiple of three decides, limited to to 2 digits,

>>725021155
Break chain long enough to keep dragon on leash and make him fly you. Him. And his treasure out of the well.

>>725021155
Hack at the chains with the sword?

>>725021155
Ask the dragon to ignite the gold so you can use his severed phallus as the mould for the ultimate dragon dick weapon.
With a solid gold dragon 'hammer' you break the chain.

>>725021209
I accept this as win, but it does have a follow up question.

There is far more gold than can fit in your pockets/backpack.

Do you:

A) Take as much as you can carry
B) Find an alternate method of transport.

First reply decides.

Side note: The captchas are really starting to piss me off. Just had to solve FIVE to post this.

>>725021324
Reroll

>>725021358
Make dragon eat extra gold

>>725021379
It would also make the gold more convienient to carry and not to mention epic legendary dragon dick weapon.

>>725021408
Is winner

>>725021324
Is the only one who suggested HOW to free dragon

You beat at the chain with your sword, and, remarkably, discover there's more to the blade than meets the eye. As you swing, the blade ignites, slicing through the chain as though it were naught by paper.

You grab a section of the chain, and tell the dragon "It's to both of our benefit to have all this gold. I can't carry much so... could you... you know... eat some..."

The dragon looks at you, expressionless, for a long time, before it's heaviest sigh yet shrouds you in smoke.

"Very well."

It consumes as much gold as it possibly can.

**INVENTORY UPDATE**

- 1 x Shortsword
- 1 x Leather Armour
- 3 x Health Potion

- 4,000 gold (in dragon's stomach)
- 10 Silver

>>725021627
Hurr durr, forgot most important thing

Dubs decide

>>725021627
Before you leave, you take a peek inside the dragon's anus and try to get in there.

>>725021739
As in, you stick your head in his dragonpooper.

>>725021100
The longer this thread goes on, the more correct you become, sir Double Dubs

>>725021627
Ask the dragon if there is more to the cavern. If not time to leave and buy the entire town to search for other dragons and collect their 'members'

If female dragons.
Time for breeding.

>>725021788
Oh /b/

While the dragon consumes the gold as you request, you're overwhelmed by a strange curiosity.

You jam your head into the dragon's rectum, curious as to what lies within.

Two things happen, both of them easily predictable in hindsight. Firstly, you see nothing but black, as no light can enter the dragon's arse.

Secondly, in horror and pain, the dragon clenches it's anus. You are now trapped in the dragon, and are being suffocated by the dragon's panicked sphincter.

Even if you speak, the dragon will no be able to hear you. You must escape this dilemma non-verbally.

First post to get three positive replies decides.

>>725021971
I tickle the dragon's balls.

Also, seems like 4chan's automatically culling this thread, should the thread die, reply to this if it's worth restarting.

>>725021971
Time to become the dragon.
Force your way inside.
Control physical dragon and cut belly with his own claws.

Freed and a little aroused you discard the gold as a token to the dragon for satisfying you in new ways.

>>725021971
Realised this is probably gonna take a while to happen. Changing condition. First post where last two digits are both even or both odd.

Rub the loaf of bread in a mixture of seman and shit. Use as lube

>>725022204
Reroll

>>725022204
Rerull

>>725022136
I already came when we chopped it's dick off. So thanks but I'm going out soon

>>725022204
0 counts as even

>inb4 mathematical shitstorm

You decide that you are no longer interested in the dragon's cooperation; you want subjugatuion

This will require significant skill however. If the first reply to this is >6, you succeed.

Struggle against the dragons furious Anus. Furiously masturbate, use jizz as lube to free yourself from these kinky circumstances.

>>725022552
Rolling for the successsss

>>725022793
Hahah
Do it OP

>>725022793
You try valiantly, but are met with failure. Pushing forward, you manage to just get your shoulders in, when the dragon has had enough.

Biting your foot, he wrenches you from his rectum, and flings you across the cavern. You take 5 damage from the bite, and 3 damage fgrom hitting the wall.

You stagger to your feet, and look up to see an intimidating sight. The dragon, free from his chains, soars in wide circles above, his infernal breath creating a tight circle of flame around you. Your skin twinges painfully from the proximity

He the dragon roars, and his enraged shout fills the cavern. "What is you aim, mortal? Do you wish to conquer, o do you wish to violate me? Answer truly, for I can be your ally still, or I can burn you cinders, and retrieve that which is mine from your ashes!"

3, 5, or 8 decides.

What does it want from us? We want it to help us make the dragon dildo hammer to conquer the village above with the help of the dragon.

OP, where yo at.

This is just like Harry Potter.