hi guys, im new to b. dose anybody wana talk about the lord...?

>>725015652
tits or gtfo bitch

People have different lords. Who is yours?

>>725015652
Lord Trump?

Or are you one of those fags who voted for Atreyu?

>>725015652
Jesus, how long are you going to keep up with this shit. Been gone several months and your dumb ass is still going at it.

>>725016061
is that a shot at me? arnt I bastian?

>>725016084
oh its been going on longer than that newfag. im not that shitposter tho.. remember I said im new...

>>725016084
What the fuck are you talking about? This is clearly a totally original thread, you can tell because the poster is so new they don't know that b is supposed to be /b/surround
> Just ignore the Childlike Empress or the childish grammar or the childish attempt to be subtle when theistically baiting

>>725016118
No, you're more like Barron

>>725016341
whos that?

>>725016252
it actually is totally original, but yea it is a parody kinda.. im obviously not new.. just wondering if anyone wants to talk about the lord..

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>>725016403
The master of high fives

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>>725016006
you caught me. i was purposely sounding like a chirstian. i don't have a religion but i believe in god so im not sure what id call him other than god.. which may be cause i grew up Christian... howbout u? urs have a name? if u have one

>>725016549
Ah, yes. Barren Trump.

Let's say humans destroyed every religious text on the planet. We could assume religion would be extremely difficult a few hundred years down the road.

Let's say humans destroyed every scientific text in the world. Science wouldn't be any different hundreds or years later. Even if humans at that time are just discovering it, the results of experiments hundreds of years gone would remain the same to be discovered anew.

>>725016549
hahaha, u got me. i thought u actually knew about the neverending story being about me... ur just calling people autist on 4chan.. that's not too sad i guess. whatever makes u feel better as long as nobody gets hurt ya know..

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>>725015934
lol good one.

>>725016006
i think the romans had it right, you can call your god whatever the fuck you want, as long as he/she/it has the same aspects as another god it's the same.
also you're free to believe in whatever god you like

>>725016702
You posted as the Childlike Empress, not Bastian.

> the horse dies

>>725016808
Mapping the gods of every culture around to Venus, Vulcan, and so on sure created a mess for anthropologists to sort out. It's not like anyone has a clue what the Celtic gods were actually like, thanks to that shit.

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>>725016683
people could easily continue to have a religion without the books. hardly anyone uses the books. i think only athiests read the bible cus they think Christians believe whats in it when very few actually do. and the science thing, it depends on what you destroy, again, people can just continue doing what they know..i get that ur saying science is better than religion and i think they both can be good or bad, i personally don't have one. but im not sure if what ur saying really. i like the effort to have a real convo, but it dose seem to be pretty aggressive..idk.. even if your right, it dosnt realy disprove god if that's a point a were trying to make.. what if ur totally right and there is a god? maybe he hates the religious books?

>>725015652
kill yourself

>>725016808
i know i can.lol thanx for cussing about it...lol um. yea i don't think gods having the same "aspects" makes them the same... especially if god represents something like goodness then there could literally only be one good god...

>>725017212
why do u want that?

>>725017281
why wouldn't you? don't you want to see your god, or are you one of those stinkin' atheeists?

>>725016881
i know i posted a picture of moon child. bastian is a boys name. hes the one reading the story that's about him and he has to name moonchild... if you knew me ud get it, don't worry. and ye i never understood that scene as a kid. i always liked the big turtle that sneezed. damn i just had the freshest idea to make a bonsai out of that scene.. but i cant keep fog over my pot.. fuck.. idea may never happen.. maybe just draw it or get a big poster of it.. thatd be pretty fresh i think. something for my wall ya know...

>>725017010
u sound educated on the subject. i only know about Egyptians and hundu(limited knowledge). and i know about Christian/jew/mus, but like duh who dosnt right... sounds interesting tho, feel free to speak more on the topic.

>>725017415
lol sly dog. i don't know for sure id meet god when i die or that id be anywhere good, i doubt hell a bit but who knows. im not a huge fan of life tho so i wouldn't mind dieing, but pain is gay so im not going out like that. but again, why would u want me to?

>>725015652
my god is nysos god of potent liquids, blood, wine and semen.

>>725017557
Dude, you realize I couldn't have made half these references without some familiarity with the story?

>>725017251
get your thoughts straight, goodness is too broad a term to call it an aspect. morality is subjective from culture to culture, and every culture calles their subjective form of morality goodness.
also one god per aspect as you propose does not make it oposed to 30 names for the same god of the same aspect.

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>>725015934

>>725017906
...yea i had realized u were familiar with the story... what gave you the impression that i thought u had no familiarity??im confused.

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>>725015652

I DO! I FUCKING LOVE MICHAEL FLATLEY!

>>725017911
Aspects are just sloppy attempts at categorization, anyway. There are some general similarities between sky gods in different cultures, but it's like Frazer's dying kind or hero's journey -- pretending they're all alike disguises the real and substantive differences
> and jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

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>>725017911
ok well explain the term aspect. cus i thought u meant gods that have the same "qualitys" "traits" "rules"maybe..ect.. if they have the same ones, they could still be 2 different gods. is what i meant.. but explain aspect and il try to answer again..

>>725018272
>kind
king

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>>725015652
i always have time to talk about the emperor of mankind

>>725015652

If you really have read the Bible, how do you ever think Jesus would be pro guns and anti free heath care?

>>725018272
u should say ur not op if u want in on the convo, but ur more than welcome to join.. i just don't want a bunch of confusion about which of us is me...

Why can't atheists define atheism?
And if you believe in atheism then you are not an atheist but a believer and you might as well believe in God just in case.

>>725018409
You have a serious misunderstanding of how anonymous message boards work

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>>725018348
what his name? some people have told me that im "mankind" not sure how that works tho..

>>725018441
lol someones mad that nobodys arguing.

There is the same amount of evidence for:
Gods, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Aliens, Unicorns, Quarks and Bigfoot.
If you believe in one of them, you should believe in all of them.
I love atheists talking about aliens and shit, they don't realize they are shooting themselves in the foot.

>>725018473
yea i don't use them often, im new remember...;)

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>>725018493
The emperor of mankind is named just the, the emperor of mankind. Some of us simple call his emperor

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>>725018453
op here. that's a pretty good chuckle

OP Here.
I suck dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Please disregard this thread. Thank you.

>>725018546
I don't think you know what "evidence" means if you're comparing the validity of Santa Claus and sub-atomic particles

>>725018546
no cus there probly is aliens. its silly to think theres not if you believe in science like me. im op. but they do that with ghosts a lot. and these days they get into "spiritual oneness" and "chakras" im always like"wow faggot"

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>>725015652
Why is 'Murrica so obsessed with fairytales about a magical sandnigger?
Don't you idiot burgerlanders think it's a little suspicious that the two religions that hate each other the most come from the same goddamned place?

>>725018712
No observables, just theories in a book.

>>725018607
oh ok. what dose he do? whats he all about? dose he have a golden rule people need to follow or anything?

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>>725018607
Sorry, accidentally uploaded the wrong picture.

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>>725018734
op here. funny picture but i don't see what ur problem with stuff that isn't "possible" the magical sandnigger thing was funny too.

>>725018755
Evidence isn't limited to what's in front of your face. China exists even if you've never visited there, and the theories that post sub-atomic particles make predictions that can be tested (and have been).

>>725018779
He does everything!!!! go read the Lex Imperialis to get the basic guidelines for how you need to live your life for his glory

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>>725018925
op here. that isn't me, you can tell because i always post creepy images of children and have probs with grammer and spelin.

>>725018937
China can be observed.

>>725019004
i wont be doing that. i don't like to think of anyone as my personal god because i know there are many and i don't want to end up belonging to one or something. soposedly have important things to do.

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If the entire earth was covered in water in the Great Flood, where did all the water go?

>>725019059
um no. im op and i don't have bad grammar. its just the internet. why would i want to punctuate or spell things out when only faggots who iv proven wrong will pretend they cant read it..

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>>725015652
What does the bible say about the Flat Earth?
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

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>>725019140
You one of them xenos lovers!!?!?!?

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>>725015652
If god is real, then why can my tinfoil hat block out his god particles?

>>725019165
evaporated probably... not that i believe that the flood you are referring to happened.

>>725019074
How about the center of the Earth? The dark side of the Moon? The interior the Sun? Water babies? High energy particular collision in the LHC? We can't observe any of those directly, but we can use tools to detect certain aspects, make theories, draw conclusions based on those theories, and then test those conclusions. And when they match up, that's evidence.

>>725019252
who? and no, i assume im not.

>>725019316
can it?

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>>725019344
>Evaporated
>Evaporated
>Evaporated
>Evaporated
>Evaporated
>Evaporated

>>725019363
What the fuck are "water babies?"

>>725019230
Oh, damn you figured it out. You must have noticed I used punctuation that to make what I wrote more readable to others

Really brave of you to take a stand for illegibility

>>725019363
yea cus we are totally made up of floating beads right? they make up all matter but interchange.. if that makes sense i don't know why people think a guy couldn't have made us..

>>725019408
lmao. yea water dosnt do that. u win faggot.

>>725019466
op here...lmao right..

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>>725019466
Technically water bears, but they're just too cute to call anything but babies

>>725019485
There's a difference between making something up out of whole cloth, and following logic to a conclusion

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>>725019375
so you saying you want to follow the chaos gods then?!?!?

>>725019467
"ggrrrr me so angry. u make no sense grr.. "there u go bud. i hope u feel better now.

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>>725019554
So cuddly

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>>725019528
You realize we basically live in a giant terrarium, right?
Like, evaporated water doesn't just magically float off into space; it stays inside our atmosphere.
FFS, you're supposed to learn the water cycle in the third grade!

>>725019630
ok so lets say hypothetically that god is real. he could make himself known, couldn't he?

>>725019824
Sure

>>725019641
well certainly not that. but interesting topic. whats this in reference to?

>>725019824
Could he make a boulder so big that even he couldn't lift it?

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>>725019772
Tardigrade is tired

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>>725019896
nothing, you misheard. Here have the latest issues of this mag and forget everything

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>>725019820
im an adult. not a third grader. so yea i don't remember that.. but i was just guessing for fun. its not my opinion. u are mad tho. that's for sure. so maybe calm down.. also ur the one spending ur time trying to convince crazy people that they are stupid for their delusions ffs. uv got no room to talk down to anyone mr smarter than a third grader..lol god sucked the water up in a vacuum, haw boou dah bit?

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>>725019889
ok so that was blatant proof...lol someone could have known he was real and not just made him up.. we can agree that that's a possibility. i don't know if hes real, i just don't rule anything out.. and i don't doubt science or that we are something that looks like floating beads when u zoom in real close and stuff..

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>>725018493

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>>725019908
interesting question. theres the theory that every possibility is happening but we only see this line of reality. so i guess if that's true then in some demention he did do that. i wonder how that's going for him and where the rock will fall to? maybe that us being god and making planets.. maybe u and me just made the planets together. high five..

The Lord isn't real

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>>725019165

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>>725020058
i didn't hear i read. what dis is?

>>725020148
that's kinda funny i guess...

>>725020322
op here. i lost to that.lmao good shit bro.

>>725020352
op here.lol good point. i also think its silly to think that he made women have painful childbirth over that arbitrary authority shit... like he would have to be letting young girls get raped and they get punished for a woman who died 5000 years ago and shit.

>>725020381
op here. yea that could be the case. thanx for sharing bud.

>>725020383
op here. that's not in reference to anything happening in this thread.

>>725020405
op here, that's hilarious ^^

>>725020810
op here. I don't care.

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Instead you should go check out s,n,a,p,c,h,a,t,z(,)com to get any girls nudes and fap away

>>725019059
OP here, you're an faggot.

>>725020860
lol that makes sense. i figured you knew.

>>725015652
You think she'd like sum yellow, or sum blue? I want sum fuk.

>>725020899
ur not op. im op.

>>725021072
that's in bad taste.lol i personally don't think god has as much control as people think he dose..

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>>725015652
op here, what do you think of this, op?

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>this thread

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>>725015652

>>725021105
op here i don't think theres any chrisitans in here to persecute. sorry buddy.

>>725021294
op here that's awesome.

>>725021315
op here. How is that in any way about persecution?

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>>725021261
op here, the pic is funny but i really don't feel like reading that much.

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>>725021299
You...couldn't read two whole sentences?

>>725021423
op here, way to cop out, pussy.

>>725021026
No, you're an faggot.

>>725021204
Then what's the point of calling something 'god' if it doesn't do god things? And if the child is hot and she wants it, then it's not raep.

>>725021401
ok my bad i didn't read it, that's actually super dank. that's my biggest peve about people who think only there religion is correct. like why would he damn everyone whos not born into Christian society.. and missionaries think hes gona kill those innocent people if they don't teach them how much he loves us(when we bow to him)(and follow this very subjective list of rules)

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>>725021649

>>725021542
u mean way to be lazy. im not even a Christian but if u tell me its gona make a compelling argument i will read it...

>>725021489
op here. hilarious post. thanc for joining the thread as well, im really enjoying the convo in here.

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>>725021581
im a guy and i like dicks, but im not into dudes. i do get the gay question a lot but when i say yes just to see what happens people don't actually believe me..lol? which im fairly straight acting but so like its weird to be me..lol so u could say that..lol

>>725021649
ur using a view of god that is subjective and specific to certain religions. i don't actually know the true nature of god in any certainty but i certainly don't attach anything humans say, to my view of him. and yes, if she wants it, its not rapre.

>>725021749
lol

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>>725015652
hi guys, im new to b. dose anybody wana talk about the lord...?
You mean him? Yes let´s talk about our lord and savior Emperor of Mankind!

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>>725022118
There is only one true lord, Our Chocolate Jesus

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>>725022202

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>>725022202
He cried for our sins

>>725022118
you cant even greentext you faggot. fuck out of ops thread.

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>>725022264
He cry for our sins even after his body is no more!
your argument is invalid

>>725022326
You Mad?

>>725021914
I'm straight af, but I don't get gay men who act effeminate. I would think that gay men would like men, not men who act like women. Honestly, if I could be gay I would be, just so I could get away from women. Most of them are nuts.

>>725022041
Well, unless we both agree on a definition of what 'god' is, we can't really have a decent discussion about it, can we? Personally? I think that 'god' is a title. One I would only be willing to put on someone or something that either - A: Impressed me so greatly that I would become willing to do so, or B: Scared me so badly that I felt I absolutely had to. I have not been presented with anything like this in my life, so, there is nothing for me to bestow that title upon.

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>>725018348

>>725022264
He cried because they told him he couldn't have the name 'Caitlyn' after his sex change operation since it was already taken.

>>725022386
You still can't greentext. Fucking newfags.

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>>725022728
You still mad?
>Kekus Maximus!

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>>725022728
>Anon!?
No mad pls!

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>>725022389
i agree with you completely. but we all knew those kids in school that were exactly like a gay dude, those kids make me think there is a gay gene... and yea it sucks that girls don't have functioning brains that they regularly consent to using. but if she will let me stuff it in her neck i really don't care how annoying she is.. am i right..lol plus tits. its hard to live without tits...

>>725022890
that's not me, but i followed. and if that gif really expresses ur feelings from that 2 or 3 comment convo.... idk what to say about u.lol ur easily impressed.lol tho

>>725022890
>>725023067
Much better, no carry on, faggit.

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>>725023197

>>725023096
Tits are awesome...

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>>725023117
interesting picture and concept.. anyone know what dis is? know more on the subject I mean...

praise satan eat twinkies

>>725022593
well someones whos not god could impress you that much.. and someone whos not god could scare you that much. and I guess if we can get it down to the most common trait of god, it would be something that created all things. how he looses control, idk, probly complicated and a part of psychedelic, which to me is a huge part of god and understanding him and or it. but then of course theres the possabilty of who created god. and is god a process, where our god can still be god even tho he has a god...

>>725023228
it would be a miracle if either of you makes anyone mad.lol