Tinder is fucking depressing, been on a month and still no match

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Let's share some nerdy sluts also

git gud scrub. Ofc fat murica never get matches.

>>725014524
I'm european tho

>>725014371
Tinder is a video game for women to check where their sexual market standing sits.

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>>725014574

>>725014631
They can't be all sluts, can they?

>>725014371
met my gf of one year so far on tinder, keep hope anon

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>>725014720

>>725014723
Yeah I will, I work or study all the time, don't have the time to actual meet them outside

>>725014631

This

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>>725015075

>>725014968
The world is depressing for average people

>>725014819
even if she doesn't fit all your interests, try it out. all my friends had bad tinder dates but my second try worked out, love this girl

>>725015228
Thing is I don't have any matches, I meant that Tinder is my only option

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>>725015187
that's why i strive to constantly fall as far below average as is possible within my power

>>725015547
I think we owe it to ourselves to at least go for someone on our level
Dignity, man

>>725015498
well shit, put some stuff in your interests that you think women will like.

I look at tinder as a platform to sell yourself. If you look appealing, seem witty and outgoing, that'll give you the opener for a first date. Doesn't have to be 100% truthful but as long as you're not a weirdo/douche you should be fine.

>>725015764

I'll try that as well, but I don't think people even read that shit
I used to in the benning, now I'm liking every girl to raise the probability

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>>725015662
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>>725015662
the samurai were all about dignity, and look what happeend to them!

they all commited Sudoku

>>725016002
I'm pretty sure that you mean harakiri

>>725015960
oh they do, depending on if you're looking for sluts or gf material. I'm unsure of what to put for slut material but I reckon it would require less.

I liked every girl pretty much too, I'm not saying it doesn't take a bit but I've had 1 unsuccessful but very sexual tinder romance and 1 successful (so far) girlfriend. Just gotta converse and possibly BS a little, it's easier in person because they're probably as awkard or more than you.

>>725016362
cute

>>725016440
Gf material, sluts are too dumb for my tastes
Ok, that's reassuring

>>725014720
Everybody knows that tinder is for sex, so alle women on tinder are sluts.

>>725016929
So where do you meet good girls?

>>725017023
in real life? ever think of that?

Tinder sucks bro, Ive been on there for a while and I never match or when I do they dont talk or are pretty damn ugly.
>id say im pretty good looking too

>>725017139
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>>725017178
>>725017242
please say this isn't real
please say none of this is real
i want to have hope

>>725017205
sorry, but i'm busy being mad about women on the internet

>>725014574
Ur a peein on what?

>>725014371
that means you're ugly. sorry duder.

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>>725017272
>i don't like sports
^^^^ my sides ^^^^

>>725014524
You project so much you make movie theaters jealous.

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I've found Tinder to be a great place to confirm the the existence of some really too common stereotypes. Not to mention a huge amount of fake users too.

Under 19 and you have a kid? Congratulations, you've fucked up. Don't expect anyone to want any of that shit.

>>725017310
is this tinder? why look weird

>>725017359
Those look like theyd hurt

>>725017286

They're real anon. the other anon who posted them probably found all of them in about 5 min if he lives on the coast

I hate the PC cats. Seriously want to break their hands so they can't use a phone

>>725017023
Universities, work placeret, in supermarkets and conferences (not gaming and comic related) if you want one that is not slutty. Can also recommend food festivals and markets. If you go with tinder, you need to know that There is a big chance she has banged other Guys within the last 14 danske.

Which is fine with some People ofc. Im not gonna judge on that, just not my thing.

>>725017379
That is a man.

>>725017446
i like to live dangerously

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I get 8 matches every time i pick it up and I only bother to message 1 or 2.

>>725017477
Jesus fuck my autocorrect fucked up.

>>725017483
Man thats one ugly chick

>>725017483
i ain't gay but i'd do shit with Richard, know what i'm sayin?

>>725017477
First useful advice in the whole thread

>>725017443
>>725017411
>>725017379
>>725017345
>>725017310
>>725017272
>>725017242
>>725017178
>>725017160
>>725017139

I'm not sure why people are always so surprised that the bottom of the barrel are single and on dating apps.

>>725017594
I think you are gay

>>725017483
holy shit this guy looks stereotypically british.

>>725017594
Yeah bro, im pickin up what youre putting down.... no homo

>>725014371

got about 15+ matches, it's something

>>725017534
and they respond with "hi me and my friend are traveling and u look cute visit our profile on spamalwaresexbook.com"

we're all really impressed.

>>725017411
Oh fuck I pity on mericans. I've never seen such things here in yurop

>>725017631
what is confirmation bias

>>725017741
ahaha get rekt, son

>>725017310
this is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen im not even kidding

>>725017744
Oh thats right youre used to scatporn and everyone bein bisexual

>>725015547
>>725015547
good strategy

>>725017854
would be still better than having thailandian confusion when using tinder

>>725017744
Depends on which part of Europe

>>725017933
hahaha omg where are you from man? where i live they would meet up and murder these kind of people not even kidding xdd

>>725017933
what is it with "queer" people and wanting to use the name avery? i know three of them in my city alone.

>>725017933
Why are there so many trannys on OkCupid and tinder???

>>725018060
They want to be "different" yet they are all alike.

>>725018003
not sweden ofc

>>725018101
>why are there so many undesirable people on dating sites?

because they can't find dates, stupid. same reason your undesirable ass is on there.

>>725018164
I work late nights in the lab and don't really have to much of a social life, I use tinder to broaden my search for potential dates, jackass.

Quite honestly I think the more we "progress" in time the more the sjw liberal, "look at me I'm different because I don't shave my armpits" wave will ensue, it's quite sad really...

>>725018291
so you're a loser with no social life, i.e. undesirable to women outside of potentially being a walking wallet.

like I said, they're on there for the same reason you are. because they're undesirable to their preferred audience.

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Hey guys I have an actual serious question

Why do you think these people exist? Is it because of something they put in our food maybe? Hormones? Or have these people already existed but now society is becoming more and more accepting of these people allowing them to show their true colors? Is it because of the internet?

I mean I don't get it. There are some things wrong with where I live, many things actually that I would like to see change. But this shit? I am actually shocked these people exist and they are proudly taking these pictures of themselves and writing those stupid shit. I mean seriously what the fuck man is this how America is? Is this what freedom does to you? xd

Please explain somebody

>>725018400
the only people i ever see who claim "poly" are these ugly af nerd bitches/trans with betacuck boyfriends. i don't get it.

>>725018101
It's because it is both safer and allows them to filter out men that do not wish to date them.

>>725018510
with the infinite complexity of the brain comes infinite potential to malfunction.

>>725014371
Don't worry, OP. I've been on Tinder for a year and not a single match.

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One more thing, I've recently been to Chicago and met a few of my old friends that go to SAIC the amount of sjw art kids is overwhelming to say the least.. plus a lot of these type of "women" are really easy to manipulate/ break down in person than say on a computer based dateing chat form. A lot of them have underlying identity issues that have started at either home or high school in being the social outcast of society, so instead they try to seem "different" and "cool" yet in reality they have such fragile ego's and very little willpower.

>>725018535
the cognitive dissonance and entitlement required to think of yourself as a "princess looking for her prince" when you're in that condition is astounding.

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>>725018472
>no social life equals undesirable
>even though I explained I work late got other shit to do

Haha! Yea sure thing buddy :^) what ever you say is correct!

>>725018684
honestly i think this whole sjw snowflake trend has to do with the fact that virtually none of these people are older than 25, which is about the time when the brain finishes fully developing its future-consequence weighing and decision making abilities.

though it could simply be that with the advent of social networking, mentally ill people have a much louder voice than they ever did in the past. in the past the parents of these people would keep them locked up out of the public eye out of embarrassment, but now they all have tumblrs and phones and shit.

>>725018472
>so you're a loser with no social life
Unlike that anon I can admit I am totally a loser with no social life.

Will I be able to get desperate 5/10's on tinder anyway? not like I was gonna introduce them to my friends if I fuckin had any, just put my penis in them

>>725018705
What I got from analyzing her profile, is she still seems to rely on mom and dad for things, and wants a "man" to mooch off of so she doesn't end up homeless or some shit.. could be wrong I'm drunk.

>>725018821
hey, i'm not the one who's single and can't find anyone on the world's easiest dating/sexfriend app.

>>725014444
Poor guy. I'll recognize your get.

>>725018891
Fucking A anon yes spot on.. a lot of older women tend to grow out of this sort of thing, only a select few stick with it trough late 20s early 30s what mental illness would you claim this as?

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>>725018978
>goes back to playing with chemicals

>harry potter
>Vegan
>Queer

Keksimus maximus

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Anyone over 30yo? Im a 33yo guy, my gf broke up with me 3 months ago after 6 years together and Im trying to stand up again by using tinder.
Had some matches here and there, meet 5 of them in person, they went well but obviosly its not like I could date any of them as they are too average.
Besides theres that thing you know they already met who knows how many guys before you, or even fucked last night. I dont know if this is the way for me to go.

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So does anyone ANYONE know where exactly this sjw, queer, polydactyl pegasaurus, bullshit came from? It can't just be Tumblr... Can it?

Part1
>I received a superlike somewhere this night.
>Saw it in the notifications when I got up.
>Opened Tinder
>No superlike, no girl, no nothing. It was vanished.

wtf

>>725019358
She probably in matched you..

Part 2
>I live in a really small town somewhere in Europe where almost no one uses Tinder.
>After using Tinder for 2 weeks I got 15 matches which end up being 12.
>Girls even started talking with me first. I talked to others too
>Today no one answers anymore. Just 3 of them which I moved to whatsapp.

Im so tired of this shit.

>>725014371
>>725018661
How is this possible? Post your profile

>>725019463
(Not OP) Phone broke a few weeks back, so unable to access.

>>725019254
what on earth is that pussy lmao

>>725019358
I received one last week, talked with her hours after because I was working, and she told me she is going to unmatch me because I was so slow answering her and I was already at the bottom of her list.

>>725019358
girls do this literally all the fucking time. it was either a mistake on her part and/or she was embarrassed afterward and deleted to avoid confrontation

>>725017379
Average tinder description.

>>725019447
Women have really short attention spans anon, you have to keep things interesting on your end, in order to "gain" something in return..

>>725019524
i don't say this often, but she sounded like a total cunt. bullet dodged.

>>725019520
It's some chewed up gum man jeez.

>>725014371
if it your face - girls with 'dementia' haircut not allowed to be fat.

What bothers me the most is those girls with no bio or enough pictures and still that, they just say a "Hello". How can you chat with those kind of girls.

Its just the fact they are girls and can get anything they want, I wish that for just one day everything changed and it was on the contrary, with them doing all the work.

>>725017242
>Elevator

>>725016362
3rd boob is under the upper two

>>725018523
They're just sluts that wanna Chuck the juices about, we know they're all entitled so always looking for that 6 pack millionaire that'll never show up

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When I started using Tinder, I was looking only for at least 8/10 girls who I really liked. Met 3 of them in person but it didnt go anywhere.

Today Im looking for any kind of girl with enough conversation, enjoyable hobbies or similar behaviour. I actually enjoy more that kind of evenings than artificial ones with the first ones where they are constantly examining you.

With 5-6/10 girls you actually feel more confident, more natural and you know they will be there.
For example, one of them is finishing her physics doctorate and works from time to time at the CERN. I can talk with her for hours, so thats the point.

My problem is I dont have time or the necessary means for meeting other people in person.

>>725020244
This
>>725018978

>>725017526
kek

>>725018535
fucking gross

I dont have a lot of friends. The only one I have doesnt really like to go out for a drink, so I dont have those kind of pictures for putting on my profile. And all I have are just shitty selfies, Im not really a picture man as I never liked to post a lot of them on FB or instagram like everybody does.

While being a girl and doing this isnt a problem, it sucks for a guy. One match is constantly asking me for pictures and she doesnt understand I dont like taking them.

>>725017310
i refuse to believe this is real

Never understood why so many NYU students are in my area

>>725017272
>if u ask for nudes

>>725017317
hey dad

>>725020391
Kinda qt tho.

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You know what guys... if you can't beat em join them I guess..

Is "I like reggae, bike riding and milk" a good bio. Those are my passions in life

>>725020980
shes kinda qt

This is what happens when woman embrace a self hatred and get fat and then embrace hatred of men also.
Your literally wasting your time with that kind of thing op.

>>725020980
>18-19 year olds
Well there's your problem anon.

>>725017310
"Be a part of my chosen family" this is some resident evil 7 shit

>>725021090
>daddy's to spoil me

Shit like this gets my blood boiling...

>>725017160
She seems fun.

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>>725021392

This turned my stomach

>>725014720
Yes.. but not with YOU

>>725022630
>PTSD
From what. Having to pick out which shade of neon to dye her hair next?

>>725023692
*His

>>725017310
>passionate university non-completer
Fucking disgusting

>>725014636
MOAAAAAAARRR

>>725014371
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Wolverine dies at the end of the Logan film when he was protecting X23 from his younger clone X24, who killed professor x by stabbing him in the chest.

>>725016092
What do shitty poems have to do with samurais flying planes into the twin towers?

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>>725017379
Bulma??

>I'M NOT LOOKING FOR HOOK-UPS
Posts a photo of her ass in thongs
>I'M SARCASTIC AND IF YOU AIN'T LIKE DOGS, DON'T BOTHER
>Snapchat/Instagram names
>Snapchat photo filters

Every single bitch that is not a tumblrina or bot. They're there to boost their egos and seek attention.

I had to delete the app.

>>725017345
She doesn't seem too baaaa...
Bitch lives in Ohio?!
Michigan Uber Alles, schweinehund! Give us back the Toledo Strip.

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>>725014444
CHECKED

>>725014371
Lose weight fatty

>>725014371
Are you swiping the right direction?

>>725020980
>18
>Claims she likes art
>Implying appreciation of art
yeah fucking right

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TFW you've traveled enough that you have ass practically on the go when you leave the state

TFW you also can't pick up anyone locally because they're some weird mix of blue, hick, and hipster

>>725016092
it's a meme, you dip!

>>725021197
>From eastern Kentucky
Fuck, this (he,she?) thing would be crucified. Not a hospitable environment for freaks.

>>725018510
Essentially there is a whole deal about this generation receiving a bunch of awards for just participating so they wanna be a part of the group so that they can claim participation

>>725017139
Kill IT with fire!

Tinder has made me not like girls any more...

endlessly swiping left for all the generic, boring profiles. the rare matches I get dont even want to talk. I dont even know what I am attracted to any more, because they are all starting to look the same to me, and they all just keep getting less attractive over time.

I am about ready to give up on online dating again. its so hopeless and time wasting

>>725017526
keked

>>725017477
University Girls are the biggest sluts.kek. That's like saying the ones in tinder claim they're not there to fuck are being legit.

>>725014371
Dude tinder is 90% bots.

>>725018191
>poly
>single
mfw.jpg

>>725017178
>>725017310
>>725018191
>>725018400
what the fuck is with this poly shit all of a sudden?

>>725020391
Would bang anyway.

>>725014720
They are. Also, you need to get their number and set a date within the first 24 hours or she's just going to attention game you while fucking others.

Tinder is pretty much a cesspool of desperation and broken dreams and even if you do find yourself successful at it it's eventually going to fill you with nothing but disgust anyway. It's a lose-lose situation.

Super mega ultra pro tip:
>Go to a city or part of town that is very, very religious
>Reduce your radius as much as possible
>find virgins or undercover religious slugs
>skip the ??? And profit

I did this. Met a few floozies but found me a nice virgin. I think ill keep her
But honestly. Its worth the drive if youre not near a town w religious girls

>>725025082
>I want to fuck multiple dudes but chastize you for doing the same with multiple women
assuming you touch one of these things in the first place

>>725023425
>>725023425
That fucking pussy didn't know what to grab on his way down.
God that was the biggest thievery ive ever seen. Well, since Stamford bridge 2009

>>725025082
It's just another word for slut. Women have to always dress this shit up and convince them with mental gymnastics that they're actually not dirty whores while that's exactly what they are.

>>725019447
It's a game to women to which can give them the most attention. If you're not remotely interesting to them they remove you from contact. A bit sad really. This generation is such shit and im embarrassed to be a part of it.

>>725014723
Where I met my ex also, dated for a few months. She was actually super innocent and didn't even let me touch the pussy, but she had only been on Tinder for a day. Weird stuff.

>>725023738
>quadriplegic
>outdoor enthusiast
>not in a wheelchair

I dont' get it. Pls, somebody enlighten me.

>>725025300
>Weird stuff.

That's because she lied to you. The "I just got into tinder" thing is pretty fucking common. I've had rematches tell me it several times. Shit, I can't believe some of you are actually this naive about women.

>>725018400
HOLY SHIT LMAO I LIVE THERE

>>725025147
>>725025243
Thank you guys. Have a (you)

>>725023800
X-men is fucking stupid so idc but goddamn how is that funny to ruin a movie for people. I bet you're the cunt in school everybody really hated but somehow was popular.

>>725025140
This. Afer almost 2 decades of leftist sluts, my current girlfriend comes from a very religious family. She was 25 and still virgin. A 6/10, tbh, but she's like a 10 to me just because she's not in to all that feminist crap.
3 years together, and I this she's the one.

>>725014371
ew

>>725018510

They're victims of abuse. Some have been severely abused, while others have simply been picked on in school. They're faking mental illnesses so people like us become interested in them, because they know they're vapid and nobody will care for them in the future, so they're grasping at an imaginary spotlight to feel alive

>>725019520

Diseased is what it is. Most likely inflamed.

>>725014371
You look hot af, i'd date you rn. Maybe just quit tinder, you'll find someone for sure

>>725026984
Not op dipshit.

it's simple anon just don't be ugly.

>>725025221

We saw both sides of the team.

>>725027143
this
+
if you are below average (a bit ugly) then be at least 6'0 and confident otherwise you can join hogwarts

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>>725014636
Please

>>725027785
>then be at least 6'0
Time to wear some high heels.

i think we missed primetime tinder and now its just the undesirables that are still using it. just talk to girls on the street op

>>725014371
Try grindr, then.

>>725017379
She looks like Squidworth

>>725028701
Looks more like a tranny.

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That chick in the OP sells nudes on Patreon. She calls them "Pin-Ups."

>>725017317
lol

>>725029724
Cringe

>>725027207
All these fucking labels why do they feel the need to use all these fucking labels just sh-JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, mentally ill is the word you're looking for

>>725014636
Oh God. I'm in love....

>>725030042
And attention whore.

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>>725014444
Quads don't lie

>>725023800
Jokes on you I saw it the day it came out but seriously was a pretty good x men movie in my opinion

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After a meticulous eight month study, I have sorted women into two distinct categories:

Sluts, who will fuck anybody. (0.5%)

Bitches, who fuck anybody but YOU. (99.5%)

>>725017242
Why is Danny DeVito on Tinder?

>>725031066
holy fuck. clerks the animated series. amazing. you're awesome

>>725030771
Looks like a tranny P!nk

>>725016092
fag

>>725019254
Marxism.

>>725017280
let this be a wake up call for you in terms of how you view yourself

>>725018535
Based on that profile even he/she doesn't find themself desirable. Wtf? Why would creating this seem like a good idea??

>>725019155
this is funny haha bet he gets matches

some days i feel bad for being alone, but then i see what this world has to offer and then i feel just a bit of warmth knowing that i'll never have to deal with a mentally unstable "thing" that has no idea what it is telling me to name it something that it can't be because it has no gender.

I noticed that after an update, i now only get 1-2 matches a week. As opposed to 8-9 a day.

I know im selective, but i think they've definitely changed the match making, which makes sense with all the boost and super like functions.

Never used Tinder. Tried AFF and wound up with a great girl after a month of searching.

The sex eventually ended, but we're still friends.

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>>725019254
>polydactyl pegasaurus
Salacious Crumb/10

>>725021197
>bio major
Kek

>>725030718
Used to live in Kentucky.
Used to see a lot of profiles like this.
>the memories

>>725031466
>P!nk
faggot

>>725017272
If I was boozed off my bunce, I could POTENTIALLY fuck this one. Maybe.

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>>725017139
S-skeksis?

guys I'm talking to a girl first time in my life, tell me what really happened on 9/11

>>725016929
It was meant for dating. Then snowflakes took it over.

>>725017345
I'd slam it.

Personally I'm waiting until I can build more muscle before I start using tinder. I don't feel like I have enough going for me yet to get matches. Don't even want a relationship, just want to get my dick into a fair amount of chicks to make up for what I lost out on in high school/early 20's.

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Lost my shit when I found this psyco

>>725033613
Nigger

>>725017379

Would make her ask me if she's my good little girl while i spanked and fucked her ass.

>>725034472
That's clearly a man you fucking faggot

>>725025725
jesus man

>>725014720
And aren't you trying to be a slut, and failing? Baw less, don't be a creepy asshole like most of the losers that post their Tinder conversations on /b/.

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>>72501444
Yes let's! I luvs me sum dirty nerdies!

>>725014444
See >>725034658

And congrats on getting DUBS!

>>725034507

>implying my dick cares what gender asshole it's pumping

>>725024076
Fuck Ohio. We Michiganders hate that place. It's like a retarded little step brother and Wisconsin is our alcoholic autistic uncle crying about the upper peninsula.

>>725014371
I've had tons of matches but every single one of them is spam. they all have the exact same message. Hi, (my name) how are you today?

>>725033901
Damn, anon, you sick fuck.

>>725034988
Faggots

>>725018400
I'm an INTP. I could make contact and troll.

>>725014371
Post your tinder profile. I'll help you anon. Also, keep in mind, you have to be good personality/look wise for tinder to work. If your ugly, you need to up your witty, conversational skills. Also don't treat it like a game, like most anons say. That's fucking creepy

>>725035207

The reason you're still a virgin is because you're too picky, anon.

There's nothing wrong with grabbing a handful of that green hair and pulling it back while you slam dat asshole, whether it's a guy or a girl.

Hell, if he's a good enough fuck I might even give him a reacharound while I'm balls-deep.

>>725014636
bet she'd make a good mei cosplay

>>725017345
This one is better than all the other pan/demi/whatev shit.

>>725017139
oh god help us

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>>725024801
Seriously, like 90% of their Tinder profiles are prefaced with "Not here for a hookup". Bitch, PLEASE. If you aren't here to get placed on a pedestal by desperate dudes so you can have your ego boosted, you're here looking to fuck. All it took for me to fuck a couple women on Tinder was after matching, the first message I sent was this long description I typed up of what I wanted to do in bed with them. I'm pretty good at writing erotic stuff so they were really damn interested and we met up the same night we matched. They just don't want the usual "Hey, wanna see my dick?" "Hey, you wanna fuck"

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>>725014371
>been on a month, no matches
>Tinder is depressing
>not just me

>>725030842
the most fake profile i've ever seen

>>725035863
This ^^^ if your looking for a hookup, it helps to know about erotic writing. Any horny idiot can assert he's horny. Hell, as long as you can maintain some degree of wit/creativity, while still being forward

>>725018510
You asking /b/ no serious answers will be given. However, in my opinion they have been around for the longest time. Think romantic times, egyptian tim3s. Makeu0, crossdressers. All what not sure in between. But some are just plain "I need attention and acceptance because I got none of it growing up or I'm not getting any now"

>>725019189
I'm mid-20s but in exactly the same boat. 6 year relationship which ended two months ago.

I get plenty of matches but it just feels weird knowing that these girls could have been taking cock an hour before they meet you for a drink. Single people nowadays are fucked up.

>>725034139
hook up with her

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>>725017933
Shes everywhere

>>725037561
*He

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>>725017310

>>725038823
Is that a mole on her lip?

>>725039316
>her
EXCUSE ME, it's xir you fucking biggot.

>>725039446
If she starts requesting those pronouns from me, she's getting nothing but Spanish from me.

Dyke here. Not a feminist and I like Trump = I'm pretty much never getting laid again unless it's by one of these old dudes in shit drag. Agreed, anon, very depressing. I did managed to get threatened by an old ass feminist on Tinder the other day though.

>>725039628
>>725039316
>>725039446
It's xir moustache, anon. Don't be an opressing capitalist communist cis Trump-lover bigot, please. Thank you.