NZ/New Zealand thread. >weed in Tauranga, pls

Why are IDs even gone?

Love a sesh during a storm but it's dry (in spite of being wet).

RIP.

What's everyone fav times to get stoned?

Wellington reporting in. Also looking fo dat green

What's everyone up2 tonight

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>>725001308

>>725001977
>What's everyone up2 tonight
thinking bout you

>>725001308

So young kiwis, how does it feel knowing that superannuation is too expensive for our country cause the old fucks won't just die and you'll spend your whole working life paying for something you'll never receive?

>>725002404

:3

>>725001308
pukekohe here, why is this place such a shithole?

>>725001308
I fucking hate you faggots! Anyone wanna come to Auckland, New Lynn and fight me?!

>>725002192
fuck off with the same tired old not-even-nudes jesus christ every thread

>>725002415
time flies when you're a faggot

>>725002415
literally nobody cares tbqh

>>725002610
it's a meme you dip

>>725002415
Winnie says we can pay for it...

>>725002667
shit """meme""" faggot

>>725002667
its not a very good meme

>>725002721
you seem upset ;)

>>725002721
>>725002852
It's a fucking meme in these threads you retards in that it gets posted every single thread.

Fucking newfags.

>>725002946
you got baited hahahahaha

>>725001308
>>725001977

Why isn't there an app for this?

Like why is there not an app which brings buyers and sellers together? Surely the risk is nothing, cops have better things to do that honeypot tinny dealers.

>>725003009
(you)

>Video going round of an Indian getting told "Go back to your fucking country"
>Guy yelling at him is clearly Maori
>Everyone calling him a white supremacist

>>725003418
Doesn't understand the (you) meme either.

Newfag.

>>725003594

Anyone else sick of these dirty maoris giving us white supremacists a bad name?

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>>725003594
well they fucking should go back to their country. same goes for the chinks and darkies

>>725003761
Fuck up, Hone.

Eat yourself.

>>725003815
I'm not arguing against that (quite the opposite). I'm pointing out how people are lying about the perp.

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>wellington

Who wants to see me ride a 12 inch dildo while I leak cum like a faggot?

>>725004358

Yeah I'd love to

>>725001308
I'm in Tauranga and also looking for weed. No luck though.

>>725004497

With how drys it's been down here in welly I'd stoop for synthetics.

Intermittent supply really fucks with my body clock.

Auckland here...have pot...smoking a joint as we speak...I have to head to Cambridge to get my pot...300 an ounce

>>725004497
I can get an O but it's in Matamata, $300.

Keen to go halves if someone wants.

>>725004995
Hey that's not a bad idea, I'd be keen. Hit me up at [email protected] if you're interested

>>725004995

>tfw no welly 4chan friend to hook me halfs

>>725003418
>being this new

>>725005740
Cheer up anon, you'll find drugs someday. I believe in you.

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>>725001308
TAUPO!

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Dunners reporting.

Friday night, motherfuckers! Who drankin'?

>>725006112
You drinking tea you joker?

>>725005438
Emailed.

>>725003679
(me)?

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>>725006214
For now. Whiskey's in the fridge

>>725005740
Double bag it, courrier.

>>725006438
>Whiskey's in the fridge
You're the man.

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>>725002415
>not saving for the future

Anyone know how to get MDMA?

It's good for PTSD and I'm interested in trying it.

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>>725003094

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Let me red pill you fuckers real quick...

global warming/climate change is in large part a scam. it is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or (more likely) you'll just write me/trump off as anti-science hillbillies or whatever. that's the easier option as you're being told to do that by those that follow that agenda.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

>>725007164
thanks for the (you), faggot
keep replying kek

>>725007274
>this damage control

Pathetic!

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>>725007274

>>725007211
>what is science
kys

>>725003815
hard bro, gooks and currys and rag heads can fuck off

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>Christchurch

>>725003594
post video

>>725008422
no u post

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dunedin here.

motherfucking weekend. next weekend is a long one to

>>725007471
Never forget

19M bi, bored
KIK= anond132
if you wanna chat/more HMU: )

>>725009884
32M Straight, hungry
I don't know what KIK is
HMU if you want to buy me some fish and chips.

>>725009884
Post pics anon.

>>725006546
Whiskey's in my face. We out chea

>>725011100
>11100
Fucked querty yet?

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>>725011100
Fucked around and got a triple-double
Today Was A Good Day on the internet

>>725009884
28, pan sexual, horny, wellington

>>725011548
WTF is pan sexual? Do I need to keep you away from my pot cupboard?

>>725011814

It means he likes to fuck goats

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>>725011548
>wellington
checks out

>>725012817
cancer

hey if the anon is in here who said I should have faith about the cricket black caps. you were right, im sorry

>>725012817
kek that's me

>>725012817
>"Guess my star sign"
Death star.

yo I've got some 50 bags if anyone wants to buy? in west auckland

>>725002577
no but i'll have dinner with you

>>725013078
keen, im in titirangi

these threads are so shit now

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>>725013390
>MFW

>>725013483
it is friday, my dudes

>>725013390
Always more shit whenever you post.

Someone in Auckland keen to cheer me up? Had a bad week

/Pahiatua/ fag reporting in
AMA

>>725007211
Did you know the Earth has been free of humans for over 90% of its existence, too? Think about it!

>>725014817

Go have a wank, always cheers me up

>>725001977

U selling a weight bench?

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wellington here, how do I convert tinder matches to sex?

>>725016166
be attractive.

>>725016166
just be urself

>>725016278
>>725016505

guess ill go masturbate

someone in auckland wanna trip with me?

getting some cid soon

>>725016864
yep, where in alk?

>>725016505
The very thing that’s attractive about “being yourself” is that you are not aware of yourself when you’re in that state. The advice to “just be yourself” then has the opposite effect, since it puts your attention back on you — exactly where you don’t want it!

“Being yourself” is not something that you can do on command, because you obviously have no idea how you behave when you don’t think about how you behave!

Try this instead: The whole point of going on a date is to get to know someone else, not to think about you. So instead of thinking about how you are behaving and trying to make sure that you are “being yourself,” address your attention to the other person, and the situation you are in.

Being curious and present, and immersing yourself in the moment, are great ways to get out of your own head.

>>725016864
>getting some cid soon
How? It proper stuff not RC?

>tfw two groups of drunk students meet outside your door so they give you free beer and introduce themselves

>>725018991
Were they hot? Could you smell their uncut cocks?

>>725019153
>Could you smell their uncut cocks?
Not over the strong aroma of my own, no

>>725019153
bifag here and i only suck cut cocks. cleaner and more aesthetically pleasing imo

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lol wat dis

Got stood up tonight, feeling really shitty.

>>725019861
wanna go to a bar and get something to drink together?

>>725020027
I'm home now feeling sorry for myself, took off all my makeup and undid my hair. I did have beers with myself and I watched the chiefs smash the hurricanes...

>>725019478
....Is that a dude?

>>725020143
that you quercy?

>>725020143
:( well if u wanna hang out someone i'd be keen. Honestly if anyone wants to hang out i'd be keen

>>725020428
Yeah.
>>725020495
Where you at bud?

>>725020540
west auckland

>>725020540
want to swop nudes?

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>>725020495
>leaving the house
think ill just stay lonely

>>725020635
Bit far man, I'm in Wellington.

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>>725019861

>>725020659
Think I'm in the mood for swapping nudes?

>>725020793
fuck sakes quercy why do you have to be so frigid all the time?

>>725020868
Wot lol

>>725019308
no one asked for your opinion jew

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>>725020752

>>725020971
stay mad

>>725020868
don't waste your time. she never puts out

>>725021369
You would know.

>>725021410
well yeah i do

good thread guys

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>>725020782
2. Buy a yellowbird
3. Now you're dead.