Secrets thread. Dont be shy

>>724999016
when i was around 7 i use to make out/feel with my adult cousin that i thought was really hot but was always scared to tell my parents.

>>724999016
my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my finger

>>724999016
i looked through my sisters phone and fapped to the nudes i found

My dad recently came out as an alcoholic and now I (freshly 21) am worried that I may have a disposition for it

My wife got gang banged by some of my best friends at her bachelorette party.

>>725000764
Sounds hot

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>>724999016
> Was in a long term relationship, 8 years
> Had only dated 2 other girls before her
> She has bad reactions to birthcontrol and cant take it, so i always wear a rubber.
> Sex never felt right,
> I just can't stay hard during, then end up smashing my drooping dick at an awkward angle and it hurts.
> Lose interest in sex, it just doesn't feel as good as jacking it.
> my lack of enthusiasm for sex means to her, i don't find her attractive.
> fights at home, Stressed because of them, start to feel less like sex. which doesn't help the issue
> a lot of other little things all add up and we break up, she was cheating on me the last few months with a friend who ended up knocking her up so I'm laughing
> See a few other girls.
> Still always bag it out of habit.
> Meet one Asian chick, Says my Dick is huge.
> Yeah whatever thats what all the girls say to every guy.
> No No, We're using large condoms for this.
> HOLY SHIT. My Dick isn't going limp anymore,
> HOLY SHIT. SEX IS GREAT

I'm 31 and am suddenly as horny as a 16 year old.

>>725001260
ning nong ping pong

I just got a big contract to be a cinematographer/director of photography for a 15million dollar production. I start tomorrow.
I have no idea how to do my job. I dont know what a cinematographer do in a big production.

>>725000746
You probably do,
But it wont just be alcohol it'll be any addictive substance, or rewarding routine.
You'll be fine buddy.
12 step programs are freakish fucking cults and you've got your own fucking power to resist this shit, always remember that it's your choice, just like its the choice of some fat fuck to waddle into McDonalds and order a supersized meal instead of looking after himself.

Get into Martial Arts, running or Lifting, Get addicted to something like that, or get the routine going besides the benefit of improved help the discipline you'll pick up by maintaining that lifestyle will help you.

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I love catching dick

my parents are divorcing and im happy as hell
my dad is a dick and hit me several times but i didn´t tell anyone

>>725001415
Everyone is always just winging it. Act like you know what you're doing and you'll be fine.
The whole field is full of people who fake it til they make it.

I learned about sex from a young age from the neighbour girl. She knew exactly what she was doing.

Fap on omegle type sites all the time

Dated a pedo mom for a while, but shit got weird fast.

I'm afraid that because of this stupid site I'm starting to only become attracted to people with psychopathic tendencies.

>>725002052
>Dated a pedo mom for a while, but shit got weird fast
obviously go on

>>725002052
>but shit got weird fas
how weird? what things weirded you out?

>>725002052
>Dated a pedo mom for a while, but shit got weird fast.
I'm dating a hebe mom with an incest fetish, it's the most fun relationship I've ever had. The sex is crazy.

I posted my wife on here and got reposted on reddit. It had like 30k views but recently got reposted snad is up to around 80k.

I wipe my ass with baby wipes instead of tp, just feels better and cleaner.

>>725002359
does she know ? can she trace the pic back to you ?

I am a cuckold and I want a guy with a big dick to swoop my gf from me and show me

>>725002359
then post it, 80ks already seen it. might as well share with you're /b/ros

>>725002166
>>725002230
She would straight up masturbate infront of the kid, hey kid to touch her, excessive touching during diaper changes, Jack me off or suck my sick while kid was watching, tried to get me to blow my load on sleeping kid.

>>725002459
No. There isn't any face in the pic. It's just of her back and ass in a thong

>>724999016
my dad works at microsoft

>>725000764

wtf...u got some shit friends cuck. divorcer that bitch

>>725002585
how old was the kid, you think it remembers?

>>725001260
wtf is this stupid ass shit nigger. fuckoffto furry forum

>>724999016
I've had sex with about 9 hookers and done it bareback with 2 of them. I have a girlfriend

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>>724999016
I purposely backed out of that interview for a teaching job in China because
>I like anime/Japan too much
>I started having doubts
>the pay is shit
>I got a strong feeling some illegal activity would be taking place to get that Z-visa
>talking with them has proven that business dealings with them can be shady as fuck, and I don't want to take that risk
>studying Chinese and focusing on China instead of studying Japanese/focusing on Japan just didn't feel right
>I'm still holding out for JET and/or other programs to get me there
>China was originally not part of my plans anyway
I liked when I said 'they found out I don't have TEFL, which is a problem.' I don't have TEFL, and I feel not having that would lead them to get me a visa illegally, which I don't want to risk.

>>725002739
4yo grill, no idea, I can remember things from that age, so I'd guess so.

>>725003186
yeah fuck going to the 3rd world, youre not a missionary

I've smoked meth with trannys and get fucked up the arse on a regular basis...fuck it's good...you can suck cock for hours

Fucked my best friends grill and think it might happen again

I quit smoking last friday night. This is my 3rd try, and I hope it's the last.

Almost a week. Haven't told anybody because I read online not to tell anyone your goals because it'll make you so much more depressed when you fail that you've let down other people as well.

But I'll tell you anons, because I'm pretty proud of my willpower so far.

>>725003148
I've eaten a hookers pussy

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>>725003307
>youre not a missionary
Maybe that's just the position I want to assume.

But really, I'm going to focus on Japan instead. Fuck making barely $13K a year just to teach English (not to mention they would likely not take me seriously anyway).

shitting in the shower for 4 years

I shave my pubes to make my dick look bigger, its kinda small

>>725003453
charbroil?

>>725003453
why do you consider him your best friend?

>>725003481
you can do it. I quit 4 years ago on my 50th try.

>>725003553
>shitting in the shower for 4 years
is it just to save money on toilet paper?

I am bisexual.

I am bisexual and I don't want it to be a secret...

>>725003751
no, to make the ass clean. toliet paper only does so much

>>725003694
Nice man. Tips?

>>725003148
>>725003519
you guys know if you've caught anything?

>>725003981
Nah I'm clean. Used to fuck escorts and hookers regularly till I got married.

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>Secretly joined a gang
>Went to college made connections for gang
>Mom thinks I have a "normal" job
>lolnope.jpeg
Fuck me /b/

>>725003966
find something to do with idle time, that was my biggest problem. Occupy your mind with something. Also, I went through a fuckton of dum-dums(suckers), they really helped. the first few days are the hardest, if you can make it through those then you can make it all the way.

I'm an airline pilot for a major airline, I fucked my female co-pilot on a flight from NYC to Miami. We had the plane on autopilot and fucked multiple times throughout the 3 hour flight. We even strood up and I fucked her as she held onto the thrust levers. I got a blowjob and a hand job on the way back to NY. No one knew a thing.

True story!!! Lol

>>725004398
>not 1 cockpit joke
i am dissapoint

I don't have a girlfriend because I think I fell in love with my ex-best friend.

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>>725004398
BEAUTIFUL

This may not be anything new here but
My secret is that I am attracted to my cousin and I in many occurrences felt ,groped and even fucked her in her sleep......Which is a type of rape

>>725003305
>4yo grill, no idea, I can remember things from that age
yeah, but you know she's kept doing it with whoever she's fucking now

that kid's first memories are going to be pretty fucked up

>>725004609
>fucked her in her sleep
no you didnt.

I've had my dick sucked by 6 guys, put it in 5 of their butts. Closet bisexual

I let my ex pee in my mouth
It actually tasted pretty good

>>725004677
Yeah I did....Twice once when she was drunk and passed out

I like this bunch of autistic fags but I ashamed to admit it. What would my friends and employer thing?

>>725004257

You're in a college gang? Get the fuck in bed you little shithead

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I don't have a girlfriend because I think I fell in love with my ex-best friend... whose also a guy

bi-scum here

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>>724999016
i have one
>be me, 14
>have airsoft sniper rifle
>hide in the forest near my school one day
>try to shoot my friend
>accidentally nail a little kid in the neck
>lol cya
later find out cops were called

>when I was young my older female cousin basically molested me for a while
>I fucked a girl while her boyfriend was in the same room asleep
>I touched my younger cousin as a kid
>there was once a sleepover type thing happening at my church and i was the only guy there. I snuck into the room where all the girls had they're bags and jerked off into all they're panties and sniffed them all night
>in high school I got down and dirty with multiple girls in hidden areas of the auditorium
>I used a drunk half asleep friends hand to jerk off at a party and came in her mouth and made her swallow

AMA bros

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>>725005019
Kill your co workers, it is the will of kek

>>725005161

I wish you would step back from that edge my friend

>>725005192
how did you jerk off "into all of their panties"? did they somehow take them all off and make a nice pile for you?

BS

>>725005123
LOL no I went to college to leave past life to get a degree and not stay in my shit neighborhood. Couldnt leave so I "exported" work.

Only my current gf knows this: I've had sex with every single immediate family member except my dad. All of them think they are the only ones.

Also, I've fucked 3 legit passed out girls without them knowing. It's my fetish.

>>725005292
and cut ties with all the lies youve been living in

>>725005503
and if you never want to see me again I will understand

>14 years old
>playing marco polo with 16 year old sister
>she's marco, tit falls out of her bikini
>let her chase me around for 5 minutes while I take in the view

>>724999016
When I was 21, I was in a secret sexual relationship with a girl who was 12. Her parents thought she was coming over to my place for tutoring. Holy shit was I scared of getting caught.

Her grades did improve though, so at least I did what I said I would do.

>>725005460
also I filmed one of the times I fucked a passed out girl

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>>725005561
based

Watch tranny porn while fucking myself with a dildo

>>725005563
could you penetrate?

>>725005561
did she know it was out or not care?

>>725005617
Pics or vids or it didn't happen

>>725005339
I took a pair from every bag in the room and blew my load into the pile I had in my hands and cleaned up afterwards. It was weird. I was young. Not bs but I didn't explain well and I get where your coming from

fap to thoughts of my cousin more or less nightly. huge incest fetish

>>725005680
different anon here, generally sex requires it. now you know.

my friend reached out to me when she was going through a really rough time. she called me at work and i didn't pick up. then she left this voice mail that sounded like she was going to kill herself. i never called her back.

>>725005680
Ya, she had bloomed early. We did it all. I wish I could meet a woman who was half as curious about sex as that girl was. As scary as it was, I really miss it.

>>725000764
And you still married her?

>>725005767
>more or less
wow no way!1!!

>>725005790
Have you heard from her since?

>>725005871
nope.

>>724999016

I'm a male. I had sex with my male cousin from the time we were 6 and 5 till we were 20 and 19.

When I was a kid I forced about 5 younger kids into sex. Boys too.

Not even gay, just was a sexual degenerate during my hormonal peak.

Found my moms dildo when I was 12 and decided to use it on myself

>>724999686
wow!

>>725005961
damnnnnnnnn. so you fucked for 14 years straight? i can barely last 14 minutes

I worshipped my dad's feet, sniffed his ass and sucked his dick when he was passed out drunk.

Best cum of my life.

>>725006060
Yup, didn't even stop for sleep.

I'm a conservative furry who believes in God and hates himself for still struggling with pornography.

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>>725005721
actually I made a gif the other day when I was uploading the video for some anons in the "shouldnt share" thread

>>724999258
you a dude or a woman? Were they?

>>724999016
I'm a SysOp of the simulation all of you are in. My coworkers are giving me shit because I am making your simulation funny as hell to watch. After testing the joke in Australia, I amped it up and installed Donald Trump in the USA. Oh, the entire thing is comedy gold. Tell my coworkers I made watching you argue and banter from all directions funny as hell. They think I'm just being an ass, especially the guy in the cubicle next to me and he's in charge of pathogens. I mean, Trump is funny but not the Ebola outbreak he is planning.

>>725006120
this is from the 'girl with the dragon tattoo' movie

>>725005769
Yeah asshole, but sometimes human anatomy doesn't allow for a 21 year old adult cock to fit inside of a 12 year olds vagina without really damagin repercussions.

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>>725006230
>damagin repercussions
what you mean like jail time?

>>725002250
is it all roleplay or anything RL?

>>725006203
hahahaha man

I'd like to think I'm not as fat as that guy. Also that bitch was tied up.

>>725003305
you weren't into it at all? Do you think she'd have wanted to you to do more if you had been into it (cum in kids mouth, try penetration etc?)

>>725002250
hot

spill the beans

also: quick rundown

>>725004398
>True story!!! Lol
Not a true story

>>725006230
>sometimes
as in very rarely

>>725006452
b-but he said "true story"

>>725005959
Do you feel guilty? I've had to talk 3 of my friends down from killing themselves. I can't even imagine not trying to intervene

>>725005970
how much younger? Like full sex?

>>724999016
I didn't do this, but I was with my buddy when he did.

We were both merchant sailors. Once in Thailand my friend and I decided to get some prostitutes. I decided to go traditional Thai and got myself a good looking ladyboy for the evening(not something I keep secret. If people don't like it, fuck 'em). He went a little more off the rail. I knocked on his hotel room door to ask for the bottle of booze I had left there earlier. He opened the door, and laying on the bed were two naked little girls, couldn't have been older than 8 or 9.

>>725001260
Literally same shit with me. I used regular condoms and it's cut the circulation or something so blood couldn't get in.

>>725005869
?

>>725006584
how did you react? Did you ever say anything to him about it?

I think I like a certain prostitute more than I should.

>>725000764
A friend of mine had almost that exact situation. She did it with all of us as a fundraising thing for their honeymoon. I paid for her pussy and mouth and the extra for bare back. Drained my savings to do it.

>>725006311
We fantasize about teaching her 13yo daughter to be a good lil fuck toy, had sex on her bed when she was away for the weekend, and she agreed to wearing her daughter's clothes during sex. She likes the thought of corrupting a teenage girl, gets off on it hard.

>>725001260
>>725006604

Me too. Im not even that large (7 inches, decently thick but nothing special) and I just thought condoms were supposed to be painful and cut off the blood. I stopped cumming using them and stopped sex altogether when my wife had to take a break from birth control.

Then one day I tried a big condom on a whim - holy shit it was WAY better. Not as good as bareback but at least it felt like sex.

>>725006583
I was about 12 they were 5-8. Yes I stuck it in their poopers.

>>725006644
just pointing out how useless and retarded of a statement it is. so sometimes you fap to her, sometimes you dont., cool story

>>725006657
I didn't really react at all at the time. I just got my booze and left. He acted as if it was perfectly normal. I asked him what that was all about later on when we were back at sea, he just said he wanted to try something new. I left it at that.

>>725005192
Still tryna answer questions. Ask away

>>725006749
you've got a keeper right there anon, that's my dream girl

i had an english teacher who always got salads for lunch, so one day i happened to be stuck with her for detention and she leaves the room and the salad is left on the desk. im the only one there so i run over real quick, yes it's ranch dressing, whip out dick and fap as cast as i can, made it by seconds and watched her eat it.

>>725006843
Not gonna lie I would do the exact same thing tbh.

Why not, you only live once.

>>725003519
Eaten stripper pussy myself. Tasted like candy. No diseases

>>725006850
Did you burn the church? Ever feel bad about it ?

>>725006851
Agreed. She was molested by her dad when she was young, dealt with it by becoming a sex crazed monster. It owns.

>>725006920
I didn't judge the guy. If he was willing to take the risk, who am I to say boo? I've banged prostitutes who were clearly young teenagers (14 or so), but I've never gone full pedo like that. Not sure if I would or not.

>>725006749
mm I know a woman like that online. Similar age daughter, similar fantasies. Except she's not just a hebe and we also fantasize about when her kid was younger.

Do you think mom and you will ever go further than just imagining?

>>725007038
oh hey Q

>>725006951
I actually still go there to this day. And I did feel bad about it sometimes for a little less than a year afterwards. Now I constantly fantasize about tying up and raping the girls who go there

>>725006981
how old was she when she was molested? The molested ones have the hottest kinks, so you'd just be helping to make another kinkster together if you invited the daughter to join you.

me and my cousin used to suck each others dicks.

>>725007090
hello. Been gone a few months, bored today. Anyone interesting been here? I assume no bbq or slender returns?

>>725003553
>gril comes over
>she's got to shit
>no tp in bathroom, toilet has cobwebs
>'anon, where do you shit?
>'n-nowhere'
>sees caked on shit waffle over shower drain
>leaves

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>>725007129
...You know what to do
>Pic related

>>725007210
I haven't been around as much as previously, but no visits from either that I've seen.

I doubt we'll see slender again unless her relationship goes south.

>>724999016
Last one and then I'm gone for the night.

I used to live in Vallejo, a city known for its gangs and constant shootings. One night some friends and I were drunk and feeling crazy. We rolled up on some guy who was slinging on the corner and shot him. Saw a thing about it on the news. They blamed a rival gang.

>>725007038
>Do you think mom and you will ever go further than just imagining?
Only if the kiddo shows interest or initiates it, we don't want to very likely ruin her future.

>>725007133
>how old was she when she was molested?
Around 10, fucked her up for a good long while, but on the other hand now she loves to get used as a fuck toy

>>725003553
>I shave my pubes to make my dick look bigger, its kinda small

I did this but there was this one pube that was a tiny bit thicker than the others and I needed to cut it with scissors, but then it turned out it was my dick and now I have to be a girl.

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The amount of child related post here...

>>725003481
Why do you want to quit? Are you going to live forever or something?

>>725006388
Dubs checked. It was kinda good at the time, but felt shitty afterwards. I would probably gone further if drunk/stoned enough, don't think penetration would have been a good idea.

Some touching and licking was done.

>>725007297
Slightly lost bro. Elaborate?

>>725007363
that's probably true. I actually miss her, sexual stuff aside. we became sort-of-friends. I wish she'd have stayed in contact.

>>725007414
kids need love too

>>725006561
a little, but honestly i don't think about it that much.

>>725004040
Did you marry a whoore?

>>725007461
I was implying you should act on impulses/fantasies

>>725007381
>Only if the kiddo shows interest or initiates it, we don't want to very likely ruin her future.

you could probably seduce her with mom's help or permission. 13yos are fairly easy to get. Maybe she'd think it was your secret but mom would know all about it.

>>725006561
>other people
>your problem
Kek. I laughed when my friend killed herself.

>>724999016
am from illuminati (pic related)

>>725007476
yeah she was a sweet girl. I'd say a clean break was the best choice for her though.

I always look in the milf threads on this site in hopes of catching nudes of my mom

>>725004627
Kid would be about 9 or 10 now, prolly sucking dick properly now.

Remember kids suck a bottle, finger, pacifier, penis instinctively

>>725007438
>Some touching and licking was done.

by you or mom or both? Why did you break up?

I wonder if she ended up finding a guy who was totally on board to go all the way.

>>725007581
>Maybe she'd think it was your secret but mom would know all about it.
If I did that without my gf present I'd be in the deepest shit. We have an agreement that if this happens she has to be an active part.

>>725001415
Google that shit.

>>725007656
a 9-10yo is probably more than just sucking dick. She's probably taking it deep in both holes.

>>724999016

I know how to not fucking have to click 12 fucking boxes in fucking capthca. Got it cracked.

>>725007596
so edgy

My biggest sexual fantasy is to be violently raped by my father.

>>725007605
meh that's probably true

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>>725007509

>>725000764

Hi buddy, what's your wife's KIK?

>>725007623
why don't you just use a spycam?
then you can post the nudes

>>725007676
how about you not do that
that girl will grow up damaged just like her mother, and repeat the same process when older.

btw i view your gf as the ultimate gf. are there any signs to look out for for a woman like that? obviously when you started dating it wasn't apparent, was it? a woman just doesn't bring up wanting to corrupt 13-14 year old girls out of the blue.

Honestly I'd love nothing more than for my future gf to scout out for 16 year old (legal age of consent her)cuties to bring back to the house regularly, then experiment with lesbian sex, then I join in.

>>725007562
Ah I see. I would love to but I'm not down for prison time.

22 and seem to be finding lots of girls who're younger then me who have a interest/dtf. It's really upsetting. Jailbaits errywhere.

>>725001415

sounds like you need an experienced Assistant Cinematographer/director of photography.

That's how they all do it.

Find someone really talented but a total fuckup so they're happy to work for you for peanuts just to get beer/whore/boipussy money. They do all the work, you et all the credit. and they're cool with that.

see also: assistant director

>>725007676
>We have an agreement that if this happens she has to be an active part.

lol. That makes things harder but much more fun if it DOES happen. Maybe she can volunteer to teach her about sex using you as the model.

>>725007762
are you a man or woman? How old?

And how violent would you want it?

>>725007969
I know what you mean. I want to take advantage of it all but I know it's wrong. Having recently graduated I could easily stay in contact and hit up current seniors and manipulate my way into tons of pussy.

>>725007993
Can relate, worked for Technicolor as a Intern Network Engineer for a while just cause. Day 5 I was just handeling simple crap while "assistant" did all the harder crap.

The GF is away and im seriously thinking about getting a whore to fuck up the ass since she wont do it. Should I?

>>725008132
>>725007969

30s and married, suddenly the world is full of hungry teen pussy. Don't understand it.

>>725008155
Dont, you'll feel terrible and regret it. I did once, hate it. Stay faithful

Then again I dont know you or her so whatever

>>725008132
Right now a jailbait is like.. Introducing me to more jailbaits. It's sort of like"I feel bad but they want it so... Rip."

>>725008118
Man. Really violent.

>>725008232
yeah, thats what im feeling, sigh i miss anal tho, a lot.

I think I may have killed someone once, but left him and never looked back

>hebe gf
Gotta bounce, find me in one of the next secrets threads later today

>>725008294
how jailbait-y are they? Like 17 or 14 or lower?

>>725008521
aw. ok.

>>725008394
Greentext my dud

>>725008521
sure
you should get us some nice pics of your gf dressed up as her daughters clothes, I'd love to see that

>>725008529
Right now the main one is 14. She's tallish though, so.. Looks less jailbait-y?

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Trump's brought back alot of jobs. shhhh don't tell them...

Never loved my wife. Still not over the only woman I ever loved. Got married because I was angry at her for not having feelings for me. Now that she does, don't have the balls to leave my wife. Probably shoohmmt myself in the next couple of weeks..

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i like big tits

>>725003553
I do the same shit

>>725008622
haha, classic

I was once a low level sugar daddy for a couple months to a late 20s single mom with great small/medium sized firm tits. One day I was fucking her and the condom broke. It was a very thin condom and since I never saw one break before I legitimately thought it didn't break. As I was taking it off I even jokingly said I thought it broke.

Then as I'm driving home normally she texts back freaking the fuck out. I was like holy fuck so I drove back to give her extra money for an immediate Plan B, but when I walked in some big guy in a hoodie was there with a big beard and he roughed me up, stole all the money I had in my wallet and kicked me out in a growly angry voice.

To this day very few people know about it. I think back to how helpless I was and wish I had a gun or at least mace to blast that fucking piece of garbage.

Never heard anything back so I assumed the plan B worked thank god.

Was hitting up same site for more whores a few months later and the same chick responded, I just laughed it off.

>>725008713
Miss huge tits, current girl doesnt have
>Im sad now

>>725008614
how has he 'brought back' jobs when he hasn't actually done anything yet?

For a few weeks I posted pics of my wife on /b/ at virtually every opportunity I got. She had some fans and some even said they'd saved her.

Now I look through "Pics you've saved" threads to see if anyone posts her. No-one ever does.

>>725008713
Hey you?

Kidding but you never know.

>>725008853
I save everyone's wife, but I never post. I imagine most people are like that

>>725008598
were you her first? How is she bringing you other girls without getting jealous and stuff?

>>725008737
Glad someone can get some joy out of my misery.

Fucked 2 girls from the same building that I lived in.

The first one was 13 I was 6 (I think) she was a white gorgeous Lil bitch we also would talk about sex. She is 25 I'm 18

The second one was my age and Id Fuck her with her older brother watching (the brother was 2 years older). She was a black BBf nice tits though

I wanna Fuck the first one again. Tips?

>>725008853
I don't post 99% of the pics I've saved, usually only a few key people or the most recent ones.

doesn't mean I don't have them and won't post them in future.

>>725000764
Time to man the fuck up and ditch the bitch

>>725008853
Post again. I'll break that cycle!

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I bang an acquaintances mom while his dad watched. He found out about it a few years later and was kinda cool about it, but doesn't think his parents are swingers. Pussy was awesome, but she was ugly as fuck. Pic related, looked like her

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>>724999016
I have a hairy girl fetish
and extremely fear full of people i know finding out i actually have a story for this

>>725008943
I found her on a meeting site, and she's chill af. And the other girls she's introducing me are the same way. Ones a cheerleader so I'm like.. Fucked. Kek. Also what's the first part of that sentence mean?

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>>725008835
Nigger can you read???? my guess is all the jobs left by the deportees?

I have a gigantic crush on my sister in law. She's similar in appearance to my wife, but something about drives me crazy. I fap to her like crazy and when she stayed the weekend once, I spent all alone time smelling her panties. God, I just want to fuck her.

>>725008934
Thanks for answering. Assuming you are being honest, why do you do that? Why save? And why do only some post what they've saved?

>>725009074
my wife keeps a full bush for me. I love playing with her pussy hair while she sleeps

>>725008569
>>725008394
>be me about 3 - 5 years ago
>doing freelance filmography as a side gig
>get a job to film someones wedding in vegas
>can't leave until my other job is done at 8 pm
>5 hour drive
>tired as shit
not sure if anyone here has ever drive the 15 to Vegas, but about 200 miles in it's a two-lane void of emptyness
>can't see shit
>barely any moonlight
>everything looks the same
> barely staying awake from headlights of occasional car
>eyelids are heavy, swerve every now and then
>gets worse
>car is coming at me
>trying to stay focused
>suddenly dreaming
>wake up to a huge jerk and loud noise
>I'm in the dirt spinning out (I drive a ford ranger btw)
>get control of the car and look into the highway
>see a motorcycle on the ground
>can't see much else
>get out of the car to go investigate
>adrenaline is pumping, I'm scared shitless
>get close
>see a horrifically mangled body
>thoseusedtobelegs.jpg
>mans face is bloody inside his helmet
>he's trying to move but he can't
>soft moans of pain
>yuo can hear him choking on the blood in his throat
>standing there scared shitless
>decide that I can't take the fall for this
>I walk away and leave everything the way it is
>inspect my truck for damage
>not a scratch, no blood
>get in and drive to vegas
>didn't feel sleepy the rest of the way there

Never did decide to look into it in the following days. I still don't really want to know. Now motorcyclists make me nervous when I drive.

>>725009074
I like girls with bush, and perhaps pit. Prefer legs smooth though

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>>725008614

>>725009150
nice wish i could find a girl like that

>>724999016
like 12 years ago, I had some friends who's mom would take care of my younger sister and I.I'm older by a year. the boys and I were young so we would fuck around. when the mom was out we would take turns blowing each other. one day we decided to bring my sister into it. she spent like an hour blowing us at the same time.she doesn't remember a thing. she has big tits now. I jack off to her.

>>725009192
Yeah can agree

>>725009210
The bush is coming back anon.

>>725009189
Pretty nice.

How does it feel in hindsight?

>>725009285
Jeb 2020!!

>>724999016
i pretend to be a nice legitimate person but im pretty sure im really a sociopathic asshole

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>>725009198
Bait and fact all in 1, you know these idiots love arguing that facts are fake too apparently

>>725009085
like did you take her cherry? what about the other girls?

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>>725009210
Just for you. No, I don't know who she is; I've asked and no-one can tell me, but for her age she is amazing

my seecret? hmmmmm
since last year i fuck my own mum!
She drinks on the weekend a lot. So when she is too drunk i give here more and more. And than i fuck here........
The good thing is she cant rember that :D
But we have booth fun

>>725009380
Possibly taking her cherry soon zzz
Other girls just begun getting curious about me

>>725009373
LOL turn this into /pol/ real quick

>>725009307
tbh the best and only way I've really dealt with it is just detaching myself from the thought of it. I feel guilty but also I don't regret leaving. I would probably still be dealing with that today.

on the other hand I have had multiple urges to kill people. I've even thought out a pretty good method so who knows

>>725009325

GUAC BOWLS FOREVER

>>725009368

i've met 100 people just like you

>>725009074
wanna see pics of my hairy gf?

she's got hairy armpits too

>>725009373
oh it's a fact, it's just a dumbass fact because it takes a few months for any policy to go into effect, and Trump hasn't even done anything in the economic realm yet. So this is either natural growth or the previous Administration.

Like Trump claiming credit for the debt going down in Q4 2016 - when he wasn't even President yet.

>>725007666
Satanic trips.

Both of us. She caught me cheating, like literally caught me in the act, I thought she'd be cool about it since she's a sexual degenerate.

>>725007730
I bet she's been pied a few times now, she's prolly licking her moms puss by now to.

>>725005544
Nice trip dubs

>>725009542
Pls anon go right ahead

>>725009542
do you have to ask?

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>Secrets

I would fuck the one on the right so hard. So hard.

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>>725009402
IDK why that dust ass old bitch just got my dick rocked up

>>725009566


what did her pussy taste like?

lol who were you cheating with and how did you get caught?

Yeh I bet she's eaten her mom while a bf fills up her ass from behind. Could have been you, dude.

>>725008622
It sounds to me like you need to abandon both ideas. Go start a new life, man. That girl you love probably won't work out for you anyways.

>>725009542
yeah i will see!!!!!

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>>725009650
Anon finds out he likes em old

>>724999016
I have an asian fetish, not for the culture or anything, just asian girls, like their appearance, my biggest fear is a girl i like finding that out and being disgusted

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>>725009439
That's my next stop but there were some retards telling me earlier that there were no jobs so I'm hunting em down

>>725009786
Pro tip:

Find an asian gf?

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>>725009707
>>725009611
>>725009604

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>>725009811
Fuck I woke the neighbors up
TOP KEK

>>725007777
Quads checked

>>725009893
Nice moar?

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>>725009893

>>725009833
i recently moved from a place in california with a high concentration of asians (like 30-40%) to colorado where there are basically none, its been hard

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>>724999016
my older sister went to college so she lived at home until 25. she would party on weekends and come home shitfaced on booze and drugs. I would put GHB in her juice before bed . it worked better than i could ever hope and I ended up fucking her and cumming on her multiple times and recorded it all. pic related

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>>725009959

>>725009893
realy sexy!
#you are a lucky man!

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>>725009995

i need hebe greentexts plox

>>725009992
got moar?

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>>725010072
>>725010006
Thanks I like to think so too

I am a serial killer. And its always ruled as an accident since nothing seems odd. And I had sex with a 6 yo in hospital. The second thing happend because of the first. And the first could be a demon possesion but I am not sure about that.

>>725010072
>>725009995
>>725009959
>>725009893
10/10 anon keeper

>>725009962
and the asian population here is like half international students, which like i probably wouldnt wanna date cuz of language/culture barrier, and the rest are either unattractive and antisocial or have a bf(usually another white guy)

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>>725009565
Well we know 4 sure it wasn't that fuckin niggers doing, all he wanted 2 do was bring all his Muslim people here b4 Trump got in and shut that shit down. you know these Muslim fucks have already started taking over US towns right? google Muslims take over Michigan city. And what's the 7th rule in 48laws to power?

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>>725010210

>>725010157
lol rekt

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>>725010256
Last one for now all I really have after this is videos and other mediocre pictures

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>>725009712
I like em all, well except big fat hamplanets

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>>725010137
have vids too.
whats a good free video to webm converter? ill show

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>>725010231
Got one answer for you anon
>Pic related
STRAIGHT OUTTA /POL/

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I miss being on meth it made my pointless life a little better whacking it was the fucking best too

>My cousin is 10 years or so older than me
>I always heard stories from my parents and my relatives that she really liked to take care of me when i was a baby
>when i visit she would drown me with kisses and asks if i remember her taking care of me
>obviously i don't
>I don't remember exactly but when i was 5 or 6 years old
>whole family was at their house
> i greet and she kisses me as always
>kisses on the cheeks btw
>she suddenly asks me to come with her
> i follow her and we end up at the bathroom door
>tells me come inside with her
>i do
>starts taking her clothes off but keeps her bra and pants on
>proceeds to take a shower in front of me while i was looking
>i watch senility
>she keeps showering and washing her hair until i hear my parents calling me so we can go home
>i rush out of the bathroom while she was still there and went home
>i'm 20 now
>she's married and have 3 children
>she still kisses me and asks the same question

I'm still confused by that

>>725010373
Idk the best i could recommend is uploading them to yt then doing this https://www.ssyoutube.com/watch?v=IAKhijbFVwY
notice the ss download as webm

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>>725008614
Theendof/b/.jpg

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>>725009959
Nice but someone get that bitch a weedeater for those pits. who the fuck told her that was ok???

>>725010333
nice!
I like fat girls!
:)
Can you post more???

>>725010164
Dude you can beat the barrier. Join the world together.

Also if some other white guy can fuck one of them... do you realize that you can be that white guy? Don't be such a beta. I believe in you. Don't stop trying until your dick is yellow.

I killed someone and got away with it.

>>725010458
you gotta fuck your cousin bro

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>>725010522
Read thats what we were asking for

>>725010522
I did. I get off on it, actually. I like playing with her armpit hair when she goes down on me.

>>725010569
greentext

I also have one of these stories I greentexted

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>>725010378
I don't doubt it, those jew fucks r behind everything

>>725010458
she probably remembers it better than you, maybe ask lol but huge risk

>>725007032
how do you go about getting the things you want? did he have to look in the same places you did?

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>>725010590
>>725010653
Wow, ok then my bad.

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>>725007409
Mfw when I get a clitorectemy

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have shared nudes of a classmate with most other dudes at class because I figured how bad she'd feel if she found out (not certain) overcompensanted by fapping pleasure for them

>>725009992
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I plan on curing cancer just so I can get that clean chemo pussy

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>Be me 17
>With girl, 16
>She never drank before
>fuckit.png
>We get her mums liquor out and just got to town
>She starts getting slutty and grabby
>ilikethis.avi
>Starts stripping
>end up doing it
>Afterwards she starts laughing
>thefuck.jpeg?
>Tells me shes actually 14
>ohshitohshitohshit
>She keeps it a secret and blackmails me for the next 5 months into more sex with her
>Fast forward
>Moving to basic training to Air Force Base
>Last words, comes up to me
>"Ill be waiting for you when you get back, you cant escape"
>fuckingreallynow.exe
>Get out of basic, live in another state

>>725010701
>pushed 4 year old cousin in swimming pool to see how she'd make it back on the ground.
>drowns
>no panic cause nobody saw me
>get her out of the water
>scream, family comes
>pretend i left 5 minutes for a drink and found her like this
>they believe it
>never cared.

>>725009992
More boi this is good

>>725009380
what site is this?

>>725011185
stories that happened vol 9

>>725011185
no lie that story gave me a chub

>>725011293
Savage

>>725010567
thanks for the inspiration /b/ro

>>725011293
how old were you

>>725011344
Pussy was tighter than usual, so nice and clean too

>feels.fuckme.msi

>>725009695
Tasted kinda sweet if I remember right, not musty like older girls. We made a game out of it

I thought she was stopping out for the night so I bought a chick back to her place from a bar, was fucking her in the lounge when she walked in.

I finished what I was doing, kicked the girl out then went to see what she had to say. She want happy.

Yea I wonder if she has a new bf and what they're into now.

>>725011185
for some reason that really doesnt seem like a bad deal, you clearly thought she was pretty hot and she will only get hotter with time

>>725011576
I also got pretty lucky. CA laws are pretty clear and I was border 3 years.

>>725011293
you said you found her in the water or on the ground?

>>725011423
15

>>725011720
Water

>>725011650
honestly i dont care about statutory that much as long as its morally reasonable, i broke ca law when i was 18 with my 16 yo gf, as long as they dont report it the state wont charge you, honestly its stupid they have no romeo&juliet laws tho

>>725011946
agreed

>>725011833
so why did you let her drown??

>>725012011
because s/he's a fucking psychopath

everyone in my life thinks I've been clean for six months but I just smoked some meth and did a shot of heroin. never really stopped.

>>725007168
Who's was bigger?

>>725012011
I was experimenting, you know, like killing ants when youre 5 years old.

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>>725011320
>>725010137

>>725012165
>tfw relatable as fuck

>>725012188
except you were 15

>>725012188
thats a colossal escalation

>>725012235
and you killed your cousin

>>725012199
how long you been doing dope?

>>725012262
I know, i'm kind of proud.

>>725012443
Right on. Sometimes I wish I had the insanity and apathy necessary to just murder someone

>>725007656
Instinctively suck? So you did go further?

>>725012606
It is a gift.

>>725012606
>apathy necessary to just murder someone
As a hunter I can assure you apathy plays no part in taking a life