I have an IQ of 121, what do you want to know?

How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop? Also what's the meaning to life?

how often do you want to kill yourself

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>>724997913
I saw someone messing around back there for like 15 minutes, I thought it was the boss' son.

Then he jumped out and it was actually a full grown man

>>724998126
How many licks does it get to the center of the meaning of life?

Mines 140, haha I win.

>>724997913
IQ of 121 and you saved a thumbnail?

>>724997913

What's it like to be so painfully average?

>>724999055
141, my brother!
We must conquer the retards, together, as equals!
One IQ point is meaningless!

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>>724999108

Why do you think that's significant enough to come do an AMA here like this is reddit?

If you're so intelligent, why the fuck are you on /b/? You lying faggot.

>>724999108
Its a picture of a person lurking.
The file name is literally "Lurk".

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>>724997913
>121
>mine's 134

What was it like in the Special Needs class?

Why are blinds so expensive?

>>724999426
141 iq here. you tell me what it was like

What's your iq

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>>724999467
The Jews controlling the economy.

Yo

Hey

>>724997913
why smart numbers so little??

>>724999570
165 here, how about you tell me?

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Check em

>>724997913
Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>724998425
Spooked you.

I once scored 94. Everyone here can suck it. I'm as retarded as the average nigger

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>>724999793
Betterthan your life anyway.

>>724999917
Could you lick my windows clean, please?

>>725000060
Yeah my life's shitty because I got the brains to understand how shitty it is. If you think about it that way, it's pretty OK

>>724999793
180 here, you tell me.

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>>725000186
>tfw too intelligent to be happy in life

>>724997913
125. Mfw I'm almost equally retarded as the OP.

>>725000136
Only if you suck it.

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>>724997913
Congrats! You're average.

>>725000316
>180
>on /b/

Pick one.

>>724997913
I did the Stanford-Binet test when I was in my mid-20s. Got 151.
Did the Eddie McGuire TV IQ test about ten years later. Drank seven beers and smoked three cones during the test. Got 147.
121? What's it like being that dumb?

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Nobody with an IQ >120 would brag about their exact measure without mentioning the standard deviation of 15 points.

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How good does it feel being smarter than the average nog?

IQ doesn't matter. Literal retards can become doctors if they just try really hard.

>>725000775
rip op

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>>725000824
>>725000326
>>724999426
>>724997913

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You must be so smart! I'm star struck.

136 here and 170 is the modern-day max ... Antiquated scoring systems scored the same test higher for a younger subject than an older one even if both test subjects scored perfect ... Also 100 is the "average" it always is and always will be... But the average fluctuates... an average score of 100 today was not the same as an average score of 100 a century ago... so basically that internet test you took to get your "IQ" is horse shit ... Fags

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>>725000953
Stay mad niggy

>>724999587
Just a meaningless 113, there is now way I can compete with these superior specimens.

My mum's IQ is 48 points below mine and the stupid bitch is convinced that she is my intellectual superior. She is one of those tards who is not quite smart enough to know how dumb she is.

>>724997913
How does it feel to only be slightly better than the average retard?

before you brag about your iq remember the 6 point margin of error

also the 15 point standard deviations

and the 10 you allot for environmental factors

also dont forget iq tests only measure how well you take iq tests and have little bearing on a person's efficacy in the real world. if you score really high (145+), you're probably a genius, score really low (70-), you're probably retarded, anything in between shows you're average. intelligence as we understand it is a psychological construct anyway and we have no idea how to actually define it. personally i think it's your acuity at drawing logical conclusions from evidence provided, combined with the ability to detect logical flaws in your own thinking.

t. 147

>>725001283
no

who told you this

>>725001963
Her son is a spastic who considers himself a genius. That poor family.

>>725001963
your mom has an IQ of 2? poor girl

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Sure, I'll play this game. My IQ is 200. Dubs.

>>725002205
Mum?

I always find it highly amusing that so many get so triggered on these threads. Nothing gets a derper frothing like an IQ thread.

>>725002553
You have brought shame to this thread and your family

>>725000775
>standard deviation of 15 points.
thats false.

>>725000824
every one is smarter then then a nog except for 20% which is surpassed by the smartetes nigs

>>725002699
no, you

>>725002678
I had my IQ tested when I was 13 because my brother has the assburgers.

Turns out I have an IQ of around 145.

It doesn't mean anything, I've learned that willpower is a far more valuable resource than intelligence for ambitious people.

>>725001991
>and the 10 you allot for environmental factors
you dont know what you are talking about

it is a ratio not a flat number

>>725001991
>if you score really high (145+), you're probably a genius,
No 145 is not genius level, fuck you are a bullshiting idiot alright

Where do you get tested at? I just took a test on one of the first sites that popped up and got a result of 125. It was only 10 question though.

Look at all the geniuses on this thread.

>>725002842
>ambitious people.
That are dumb might produce, but they produce inferior produce and do it very inefficient whilst mainly counting on intelligent ppl that are not as driven.

>>725002842
Correct. Also, the ability to get along with others.

>>725002984
i hope you are joking

>>725002978
Actually, it is, jizzknuckles.

137 here

IQ is a dick measuring contest for socially awkward people

>>725003217
I mean I know its not a good measure, but i am an engineer so cut me some slack.

>>725002978
m8 you're retarded

the wechler 2014 actually considers 130+ to be "very superior" and doesn't give a label to anything higher, meaning that if anything I set the number too high

unless you're going off that Stanford bullshit you're full of it, and if you are you're retarded

>>725000877
I know of many such doctors, most are in politics

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>>724997913
Is this your mom?

>>725003502
>2014
2012* actually

>>725001991
I think it is also measure of the degree to which you can apply your brain to different tasks.

>>724997913

Is there really niggers?

>>724997913
Is the answer to life the universe and everything really 42 and why?

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>>725003719
Yes

>>725003502
>"very superior"
isnt genius.
>you are inferior

>>725003654
combining intelligence with motivation is tricky

i can see why you want to - intelligence is the ability to solve problems well, and motivation also helps with solving problems well

but motivation, drive, is simply how much you want to do something, whereas intelligence is how easy/well/logically (best description) you accomplish that goal.

imo

>>725003991
Motivation and drive is something you can teach yourself.
>JUST DO IT

>>725003984
you're arguing semantics and willfully disregarding the point of my post

that's what retards do m8

my point is: if you have a very high IQ, you are likely to be a genius, a genius being here defined as a person who is capable of affecting positive change in their chosen discipline

unless you want to argue that geniuses generally do not have high iqs kindly fuck off.

>>725003991
>drive, is simply how much you want to do something
No drive is doing something despite you not wanting to do that.

Fuck you sound like a neet that is smart but to stupid to think this one thought.
>lets get of my ass.

>>725004207
actually that definition is too loose

a genius being defined as a person who is capable of affecting a great deal of positive change* in their chosen profession/hobby*

>>724997913
How euphoric can you get without drugs?

>>725004207
>you're arguing semantics
No im arguing that you dont know shit about grading of intellect as you think that superior on one scale means that you are genius which is a term of a completely different scale.
as for the deviations you are fucking retard for not knowing the conditioning factors and the actual effect they have on reaching the maximum genetic potential.

>>725004280
you do not do things you do not want to do for no reason

you do them to accomplish an end goal. your drive is how motivated you are to accomplish that end goal, which will presumably have some positive effect on your life

i live alone and am highly motivated, also employed. you sound like you're projecting.

>>725000316
912 here, fuck you dumdum

>>725003502
Why would anything above 130 not be named? are they trying to diminish the importance of a high intellect again.
>fuck wechler
>fuck anything that has been changed after 1989 because it is all propaganda

>>725004493
there is no scientific, clearly defined scale on which to define geniuses, because there is no universally accepted definiton for what constitutes a "genius." there is no genius test, no genius scale. i'm stating that generally if you have high IQ you are generally considered a genius, in the colloquial use of the term.

i thought you were willfully disregarding the point of my words, but now i'm beginning to believe that you are actually legitimately autistic. seek therapy

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>>725004299
No, that is the bastardized usage, a person like that would be brilliant.

>>725004747
>why not
I don't really know actually, but iirc the Stanford-Binet is the only current IQ test that labels above 130 and they only go to 145-160. don't think they're trying to diminish anything, just going with industry standards

>>725004941
there is

121 is solidly above average (with niggers included), but not overly impressive.

What steps are you taking to improve this number?

>>725005190
my definition is equally as valid as yours unless you reject that geniuses can be called as such before they make the great discoveries that define them in this way

which is perfectly valid, but i'm using genius as more or less equivalent to brilliance for the purpose of my argument, since it deals in common use. i'm not attempting to provide a definitive definition for "genius" overall.

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>>725004941
You speak about scientific measures (which you dont know anything about) then you go on and say this
>colloquial use of the term.

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>>725004941
>if you have high IQ you are generally considered a genius,

>>725005270
proof it fagbot, because i'm certain that you're wrong

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>>725005223
>I don't really know actually,

>>724997913
Are jews people?

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>>725005585
Inform yourself you mental midget
Seek out your own information before you come here and spout your nonsense

>>725005515
i spoke about iq tests and how they correlate to "genius," "genius" being here defined in the common language, since i'm shitposting on 4chan and not writing an academic research essay. would you like to explain specifically the problem you have with my argument or are you content to fling shit in a desperate attempt to save face on an anonymous imageboard?

>>725005701
>you're wrong
>explain why I'm wrong
>fuck you

gee wiz buddy you're really convincing me with those hot arguments

if i actually am wrong, i would be delighted if you show me how and why. if not, fuck you too.

>>725005969
its the binet scale that has already been mentioned, stop being a retard

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>>725005797
i dont have to save face, when i troll i use correct terminology.

>>725006045
jesus fucking christ you chimp i'm the one that mentioned the binet scale and they haven't had a provision for an IQ that directly correlates to genius since the 1930's or some shit

do you not have anything better to do than be wrong on the internet?

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>>725006190
So you know there is a scale for genius, yet you claim there is no scale rating for genius.

>>724998425
Spaget!

>>725006268
>>725006179
wasting my time and yours is not trolling m8, it's a waste of time

>>725002553
Shame on you

Comit soduko to regain your honour

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>>725006437
Stop doing it then.

>>725006524
i was hoping that you would actually have an interesting thought, or bit of information, that i hadn't considered before.

if the point of trolling is to make me angry, congratulations. i am mildly annoyed that you are apparently entirely without value.

if the point of trolling is to entertain yourself, i hope that you are entertained. in the future, i would suggest you masturbate instead. much more satisfying.

>Stop doing it then.
you first fuckwad, i've got all night

>>724999204
147, what's up my dude?

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>>725006488
> implying the tests are consistent year to year

aside from that, easily explained. its the fundamental premise of Idiocracy - the dumber fucks out breed the smarter fucks and the avg goes down.

My IQ exceeds my penis length (in inches) by a factor of 21.

>>724997913
How's it feel to be slightly more intelligent than the average jackass?

>>725000877
Literal retards can also become POTUS, and don't even have to try hard.

>>725006960
155 see you space cowboy

149 but so many years ago now, it's probably barely more than your pathetic attempt now.

>>725007093
a new metric is born. the IQDL. more useful than BMI for sure.

>>725006960
fellow 147

are you, too upset that they didn't just round that shit up to 150

7's are cool but 10's are better

>>724997913
What is the correct sense of morality?

>>725007630
The one that makes you feel the best about yourself.

>>725007938
No morality works for me though :( I want to know the right one. The right path. Which is the best. Good or bad? Kill or not kill? Who should die. Should they die? Should I die? I need answers. My lack of a sense of morality could put myself and others in danger some day. And I wouldn't know if that would be good or not. Please tell me what is the most logical morals?

Im 137 and on some things way smarter than friends/coworkers. but on other things I'm a fucking worthless idiot. Guess I'm not that sharp.

Do any of you high IQ niggers have a field/area where you are dumb AF?

>>725008218
>most logical

Ethical nihilism imo.

But really the only way to go about it, if it's really important to you, is to read as much philosophy as possible. Take the parts you think make sense, leave out the parts you don't, and call that your morality. Don't worry about what society at large or your friends or whoever the fuck thinks about it, unless they can provide you with something that makes more sense.

You don't need other people to tell you how to logic. Your brain logics all on its own. That's what it was built for.

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>>725007023
>implying the tests are consistent year to year
Strawmen
>im not saying anything bro
>you just expressed the point that i was making

>>725007093
you must have a really small dick

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>>725007257
O really, like who? obama?

>>725008568
I don't care what anyone else thinks. My brain is different. I'm a skeptic and all but I don't fully understand the difference between right and wrong. But I will take your advice on reading as much philosophy as possible. I am quite the reader so that shouldn't be much of a problem for me.

>>725008764
Stop your stupidity is making me cringe.

>>725008787
stop letting others think for you. follow your own philosophy. work it out on your own.

>>725008787
>right
Things that seem logically correct. You'll know it when you see it.
>wrong
Things that don't seem logically correct. Same as above.

Or, if that doesn't satisfy you,
>right
What the majority of people in your society/culture/family/social circle (pick whichever you like best) think is correct.
>wrong
What the majority of people think is incorrect.

>>725008687
is there an equivalent to tl;dr for video/webm? I got the point but if there was a payoff at the end I never reached it.

>>725008965
for a staring pint, see this nigga's post:
>>725009144

>>724997913
Why doesn't the sun shine at night? It would be much more useful.

Imagine that there are literally faggots in this world that have nothing better to do in life than to go on /b/, and argue about IQ and intelligence.

>>725009144
Like I said I don't care what others think. I don't let others think for me. I just want to know what's right. Not think what's right.

>>725009370
it does but your perspective is so limited you can't see it.

>>725009386
yourself included, of course.

>>725009438
Nah, I'm dumb af, that's why I'm on this. These retards are basically trying to show who's the smartest retard.

>>725009405
mfw "knowing" and "thinking" are the same thing.

you sound like a fem boy who needs to be dominated; to be told what to do and how to do it. Lemme guess - weak or missing father?

>>725009510
>smartest retard
added to the collective. +1

>>724997913
121? pleb.

>>725009543
No dumbass. Knowing something and thinking something is very different. I think that I'm not dying. I know that I am alive.

>>725008715
7.2"

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It's another IQ thread! These always go the same way. Disproportionately people rate themselves far higher than the baseline average that is well defined. Magically everyone on /b/ has way above average IQ scores (probably gleaned from some online test) or genius level intellects that shatter what you would consider to find in international averages.

These threads don't prove high IQ. They prove the Dunning-Kruger effect.

>>724999055
137 reporting in
can i hang with you guise?

170 here (Though I don't place too much stock in these tests, so that may be inaccurate). Just wanted to let y'all know I grew up poor, never went to College, and work a job that covers just what I need with a little for weed and internet. I spend most of my time stoned playing games, or watching cartoons.

Slacked off throughout High School, and only really took interest in classes that taught Skills, or had teachers I liked. Dropped out Senior Year because getting my GED would be cheaper than Summer School.

>>725009977
knowing something is when you can't find any flaws in it by thinking about (examining) it

to know a sense of right and wrong is more or less impossible if you're a logical thinker, because morality is illogical.

except existential nihilism. existential nihilism has got your back.

>>725010328
Your wrong. We have morality for a reason. We have 2 main tasks for our species. Which is to survive and to breed. Without that we wouldn't exist.

>>725010302
yes, yes, but what about your cawk? how big?

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185 here

>>725010328
One of the beautiful things about the human mind is how we hold contrasting ideals without going insane in the process.

Or maybe we do. How are we to know?

Whats a good way to find my IQ? Is there even a reliable online test?

>>724997913
you better at math than english? vice versa?

>>725010568
Most online tests will take your cash and tell you you have a 160 IQ. Save your money.
In Aus, Mensa is the place to go. Find a similar organisation in your country.

>>725001963
you apologize to your mother right now you piece of shit

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>in this thread people that take online IQ tests that are worthless and blow smoke up your arse.

If the IQ's of your average btard were as high as are touted in these threads /b/ would be the greatest think tank on earth.

How's that working out?

Quick, someone pool our genius intellects in to another dick rate or YLYL thread!

>>725010466
Tiny. It's like 2 inches long when it's soft, and there's a foreskin, too, so it's all weird at the end.

When it's hard it's like 7 inches or something, I'm not really sure. Never bothered measuring, but my Hand is 7 and a half inches and my dick's about as long.

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>>724997913
pretty average for a white man that went to collage to be honest.

>>725010731
>Aus

Mensa are probably smart enough to not come to my town.

>>724997913
Does jet fuels melt steel beams?

>>724999055
mine's 159. let's say i win as well.

>>725010785
You know how sometimes people are lazy? We can be intelligent at the same time. Shit, dude, I mostly lurk because I'm too lazy to come up with a post.

>>725010771
Nah, she's a cuntmaggot. After the ho checks out, I will only visit her grave if I need to take a piss.

>>725010924
I'm not saying there are not smart people on /b/. There are. A fuckton of dumbasses as well though. I'm sure there are some high IQ people here but there is NO WAY that so many have these high spectrum results. We see it every time in these threads. The data doesn't support it. It perfectly supports the Dunning-Kruger effect though.

>>725010666
oh shit bro i got trip6 neato

>>725011064
It could just be that the only ones who post their score are those unashamed of it. The tards are keeping quiet.

>>725011333
And trip 3

>>725011452
goodness...

>>725003158
You are a retarded.
>consider revising

>>724997913
Hows the walking and chewing at the same time working out for you kitten?

>>725010452
we have morality because it serves a purpose - the upkeep of society. there is nothing outside of that, and there doesn't need to be, because it's a good fucking reason.

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>>725010902
I'm 148, but hey, at least I'm white

>>725010557
I also find this very interesting. More interesting to me is that we consider hypocrisy to be an undesirable trait, which is ironic considering that we are all inherently hypocritical.

>>725002842
There are PLENTY of people with higher IQ's than Einstein, but are not a tenth of the genius.

Also I smell a lot of bullshit here. There are only 66 posters and yet 4 people with IQ's in the 140's and a fucking 159, pretty fucking unlikely.

>>725012516
Hey, you forgot me! 151 and a 7" cawk.

And it's actually true.

Let me bask in your envy.

>>725011976
No because it helped us maintain order and it helped us become less primitive. Its called evolution. We don't have morality for that reason. No there is many reasons.

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>>724997913
Whats you Actual IQ?

Lmao you fucking retards.

Like your IQ gets you anywhere. HURR MY IQs 120 I AMM LE JENIOSE

Bruh I got 170 and I am not functional. I live with my parents not working smokin pot waiting to die. These IQ threads make me cringe harder than fuck because holy fuck does it not count, like, at fucking all lmao.

But no, keep revelling in your own brilliance. It's fun.

I am great at English because of reading soooooo much. Ever since I was a child I read and read and read. Should I stop reading so much and get a better social life or should I remain where I am studying both fictional and factual books from sciences to science fiction?

If /b/ was this smart you wouldn't be so retarded

>>725013906
You don't write like a 170.

151 here. I can smell a high IQ a mile away, but I don't smell you.

>>724997913
why so dumb?

>>725013971
Read. Humans can teach you very little.

>>725014083
Noted.

>>725014041
Then you've missed my point entirely, "genius."

>>724997913
>I have an IQ of 121, what do you want to know?
I have an IQ of 157.

Why would you start a thread with an irrelevant phrase, unless as bait?

>>725013906
What scale was your 170 measured on?

>>725014041
If you were so smart you'd know that a preposition should always be followed by a prepositional phrase. Which begs the question: Is microscopic semantics really a good way of determining one's intelligence?

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>>725014200
>working frantically on what the "point' was......

>>725014496
Azeeba zabbu

121 is just enough to recognize your painful mediocrity

>>725014434
I'll be real, I've only had legit tests when I was like seven. They thought I was autistic or some shit. I've fucked with online IQ tests since then and it hasn't seemed to deteriorate any despite serious drug use.

The point here is that IQ may determine how smart you are, but it won't account for how dumb you are.

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>>725010785
>/b/ would be the greatest think tank on earth.
/b/ the greatest think tank on earth.


Fixed

>>725014496
Trying way too hard.

>microscopic semantics
Really? Or did you read that somewhere?

>>725014788
RIP lil doggo

>>725010838
EDUCATION DOESNT REALLY EFFECTS IQ THAT MUCH, it nearly conditions it.
Today kids are scoring lower on iq tests then before they went to school

>>725014834
I meant to say microscoping but this is just as good, I'm sure.

Also I'm sure my dick's bigger than yours too.

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>>725011743
Guess you never had a dumb boss that fucks up every thing he does because he is an idiot.

>>725013906
Then get of your ass you idiot.
>lazy loser found
stop masturbating stop the drug uses start exercising.

>>725014970
>I meant to say microscoping
not much better. I'd stop now, if I were you.

You can't irrefutably back up your claim about dick size on here, but you're doing a pretty good job with your stupidity

>>725014970
you seem like you aren't micro-coping with the choices you made

>>725010160
>>724999055
>>724999204
135 here. Took me far too long to realize the intelligence gap between myself and the rest of the population.