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rekt thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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rekt thread
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Anyone have vid of the kid shooting himself in front of his dad and mom after he gets handed a gun?
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>>724983159
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>>724983159
What a terrible gravestone. I like a graveyard where I dont feel like I'm surrounded by faggots. Sad!
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>>724984971

so wait a minute, this sword fuckign clean cut that nigger's head off, but doesnt even dent the clothing on his leg when it hits it?
Something's fucky here
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>>724985484
fuuuuck that
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>>724985328
Yeah we get it youre an edgy faggot
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>>724984500
...what?
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>>724984500
story ? looks brutal.
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>>724985955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wp5YPoHJK0
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>>724985583

It sliced the guy's knee in the first one...the second one does look kind of odd, but it didn't have a slicing motion at that point.
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>>724986003
You're just a faggot.
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>>724984226
>be already listening to Primo Victoria
>see this webm
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>>724984675
Someone should edit a bass drop when he falls
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>>724986212
He'll be fine
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>>724984971
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>>724985484
Jeeezuz that's creepy
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>>724986526
meh im having a hard time believing that little sand spic shot him.
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>>724986988
welp, she has PTSD for the rest of her life now
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>>724986526
>Level 99 baby
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>>724986988
nigga died so fast he didnt know what hit him
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>>724987232
Holy fuckin kek dude
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>>724985709
FALCON PUNCH!
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>>724987232

i can't wait the original video but that is fucking hilarious
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>>724986003
>taking the bait
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>>724986266
U mad ma nigga?
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>>724987526

Get me every time. Allah is a mean bitch
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>>724987232
Classic
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>>724988159
this guy fucks
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>>724983159
>Who lives in a pinebox under the ground
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>>724984971
>>724985175
>>724985955
I wonder how many people actually try to fight back or get away. Why not? Worried they'd shoot you if you tried? Man, if I knew someone was about to put a bullet in my head, I'd like to think I would do more than sit there like a bitch. At least roll around and make yourself a hard target. Make the fuckers actually work for their videos.
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>>724988475

That is the greatest thing I have seen in awhile. Hope he fuckin felt it.
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>>724985294
At least it isn't an anime waifu or a pony. You at least know that one is a little kid.
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>>724988475
damn what a way to go. covered in camel blood in a horrific environment.
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>>724988728
they wouldnt kill you then, theyd torture the fuck out of you first. Those guys should be glad theyre not hanging upsidedown with a bunch of fire beneath them, or that their not being stoned to death.
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>>724988728

They would catch you and beat the fuck out of you/torture you then try the same thing again.
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>>724988728
I've read that they take you out as if they're going to do it a bunch of times before they actually film the thing to condition you. But that was somewhere on /b/ or /pol/
>works of fiction and falsehood
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>>724987077
But she has a rest of her life to have her PTSD so she better be fucking g greatful.
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>>724987966
U buzzword ma reddit?
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>>724989505
fucking aussies
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>>724988159
I can just hear him "I was just playing man, I was just playing"
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>>724985095
Kek
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>>724985709
He pulled that punch. Gay
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>>724986526
Man, you can see the contempt in this man's eyes
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>>724985709
ju
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>724990311
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>>724990311

Wew lad. Reddit is in that direction.
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>>724990383
>Able to see his heart/lung pumping through a hole in his side

Truly a rekt nigger
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>>724983159
This made me really sad..... I guess after 10 years on 4chan I still have a bit of a soul :( If I were that kid I would have wanted that on my tombstone. that kid had good parents....... It makes me sad just considering how much pain they must be in.
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>>724984500
Why is he hitting himself
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>>724991337
How shit, stormtroopers actually hit something
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>>724991553
>Spilled the Beans.webm
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>>724991553
Black lives splatter
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>>724991705
>>724991709
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>>724991585

Just a muscle reflex. That's dude brain is still firing on a few cylinders and his arm is just on autopilot.
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>>724991844
forgot to add imaged i kek'd hard
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>>724990311
Drown in a well please
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>>724988004
More like this please
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>>724988909
zoom in, it's an adult in the picture.
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>>724992217
I feel like people only join ISIS to fuck around and kill people in funny ways.
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>>724992408
Goddammit i can only imagine ISIS as a group of stereotypical college guys now
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>>724992060
>>724992217
When will ISIS realize that no one cares about their execution videos. They don't shock anybody anymore. What they should do is pit prisoner against prisoner to the death gladiator style. The should stop trying to shock us and start entertaining us.
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>>724991892
Damn
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>>724986526
>All the stuff about child soldiers in Africa.
>Most of it was never filmed or the footage was confiscated; so neither I nor anybody else gets to see it.
>Internet age occurs.
>ISIS cut out the middle man and just show you the visceral, uncensored footage of children killing.
Thanks to ISIS I now know what a child killing a grown man looks like. What a time to be alive.
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>>724992555

>>724992217

You gotta admit the second on is funny as hell
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>>724988432
kekd
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>>724992685
>the second on is funny as hell
i will admit that yes
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>>724990306
Is that Maxx?
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>>724992217
I'd opt for this if I had to be decapitated

Explosions always seems like one of the more attractive ways to die to me.
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>>724988242
I love that moment in FPS games.
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>>724984500
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" lel
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>>724992981
Compared to how ISIS kills some people this is the easy way out. I don't care if I was shot or blown up but just don't let them burn me or drown me.
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>>724986526
Cute
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>>724988728
I don't really know why it is, but human beings have a very long history of being surprisingly cooperative right before they're murdered.
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>>724993005
>EVERGREEN.webm
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Budd Dwyer -- fucking classic
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>>724989505
>>724989617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whcjrj4oDY4
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>>724985294
This post made me wonder if Donald Trump goes on 4chan
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>>724990383
Nono, the phrase is, "You'll never take me alive, copper," not, "You'll never take copper alive."
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>>724993550
CARLOS!!!
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>>724990383
What is he doing? Trying to steal live wires?
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Epitome of getting fucking rekt
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>>724984971
Damn! that´s a good sword
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>>724993550
dafuq
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>>724993680
Pretty much, while it was still running.
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>>724993680

Yeah... pretty much... It's South Africa so you know...
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>>724993682
kek it even has the CoD dmg crosshair
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>>724993550
goddamn it carlos
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>>724991705
Keked out loud
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>>724990311
fuck off faggot
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>>724993991
>20mm rounds of freedom
>direct impact on vehicle
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>>724990311
nice copypasta you got 4
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>>724993991
It must be pretty gratifying to be able to indulge in that kind of overkill.
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>>724984580
Yo
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>>724990459
>>724990475
>>724991971
>>724994051
Did you guys actually read what he posted?
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>>724991705
TOP
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>>724987384
This RUINED that cop's life... the fucker he shot absolutely had far worse than that coming, actually got off easy.
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>>724994201
Well at least now they can be happy.
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>>724988242
Shooting a recoiless gun indoors
>fucking genius
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>>724993330
Budd Dwyer?

More like Budd Dyer.
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>>724984226
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>>724994201

Oh you fucker you beat me to it
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>>724990311
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.
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>>724994201
>put your feet in the air like you just don't care
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>>724994372
Explain im not /k/ommando
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>>724986526
McDonald's has really changed since I was a kid.
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>>724984226
Holy fuck. Lost at the guy on the bike getting nailed to the concrete by the light post.
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>>724994201
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>>724994374
kys
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>>724990311
NEWFAG
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>>724988728
Very simple. They tell you that if you resist, they'll do your family first.
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>>724992555
I agree. I'd actually pay or pirate to see that.
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>>724994717
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>>724993378
>>724993550
>>724993588
>>724993688
>>724993991

Nice double dubs
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>>724994087
30mm, actually. Mix of armor piercing and high explosive ammunition in the belts
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>>724992555
>trips have spoken

GET ON IT ISIS
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>724986212
Just continue walking it off
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>>724994743
You are the newfag getting baited by a old copypasta faggot.
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OP is a faggot
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>>724993378
>I feel like I want to see more of him; and then none of him at all, ever again
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>>724994851
No, Budd
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>>724989039
story??
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What do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA2axbKxcoQ
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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/thread
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>>724994879
I hate you.
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>>724994984
>>724990311
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>>724995152
Who? Hogues?
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>>724995288
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>724995227
a tank exploded
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>>724995253
>>724995288
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>>724995394
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
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>>724995394
>>724995432
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>724994743
NEWFAG
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>>724995479
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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>>724995479
NEWFAG
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>>724995227
guessing breach failure after firing off a round, and caused the ammo rack to detonate.
>cheap russian garbage
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>>724994617
Those guns were made to eject hot thrust gases backwards allowing the user to be stable and not be punched backwards when firing the gun. Those gases are so hot and move with such pressure that it can kill anyone behind it. Using it in a closed room like that is 100% retarded.
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>>724995479

Fucking kekd at the macaroni
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>>724995595
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>724987526
Kek'd
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>>724984500
When the music's so deep you kill yourself but the beat is on fucking point.
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>>724995679
Legitimately feel bad for those guys. What a way to go...
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>>724995714
>>724995479
SAMEFAG
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>>724987526
some quick thinking by this lil shitskin
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>>724995784
NEWFAG
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>>724995808
They didn't feel a thing, just turned into mush.
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That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse
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>>724993991
> Viva La Boom
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>>724988004
Where is the fucking rekt?
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>>724984500
He trying to get his heart to keep going
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>>724995739
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>724995808
>>724995891
Initial blast already turned them into ground beef, then flame broiled at 700F
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>>724988432
lel
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>>724995995
kek post more anon
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>>724993506
I thought the exact same thing. I doubt Bannon lets him visit anywhere but /pol/, and even then never after bedtime.
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>>724995991
So let me tell you what's going to happen because you left this comment, Henry. When you read this I'll be on my way, gliding over lawns and pavement in a beeline to your home. Your doors will unlock and open themselves for me. Any barricades you've set up will dismantle. Do you have weapons? I invite you to try to use them on me. They will not work. When I find you I will pick up your tiny body and hoist it above me by your waist. Your shirt will keep lifting up to expose your pasty lower back and midriff, which I know you are self conscious about. I'll parade you around your home town, your school, and the local markets, and everyone will point at you and laugh. You'll keep trying to grab the bottom of your shirt and cover your exposed torso but I'll keep lifting it up again, exposing your pale to the cold breeze. I will run around with you in my grip and make airplane noises. After this, will throw you in the river. Every time you swim back to shore I'll be there to pick you up and throw you back in. I'm sure you felt clever writing this comment. I'm sure you felt like you left a stinging welt on my ego. Get ready, Henry.
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>>724995995
NEWFAG
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>>724984226
murrica admit that china is doing better than you in terms of rampages
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>>724990311
I know i'm a bit late to reply to this post but I really don't find any of it funny I just find it fascinating that this sort of thing goes on everyday and I can watch it in the comfort of my own home. I'm not laughing or finding sheer pleasure in someone's death just that I have the convenience to see the sort of horrific events without any consequence.
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>>724992217 that file name
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>>724983159
Who would allow this? That's like taking a permanent shit on someone's grave. Resting in humiliation for eternity.
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>>724985955
Why the second shot? Check your fucking Pipboy, nigger. VATS needs tuning.
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>>724996090
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggot.
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>>724996190 that file name
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>>724996294
See >>724996255
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>>724996255
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
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>>724996016
Kek

inb4 newfag tumblr rage
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>>724996403
See >>724996395
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>>724996294
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger. How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth? You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan. I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults. Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. You nigger. You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation. You are the Baltimore of South America. Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family. Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
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>>724996477
See >>724996467
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>>724996444
>>724996444
>: tumblr_nqi4b6rmAt1t95h1uo1_400.gif
KYS already
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>>724996477
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
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>>724996580
See >>724996467
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>>724996580
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have really fuckin’ big ears, and I heard you talking about me. I am trained in auditory location techniques and I have the best hearing of the entire US population. You are talking about me you little shit, and I don’t appreciate it. I will listen to you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying things over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am listening to the internet and it has told me your IP address.Your words are being listened to kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can listen to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in echolocation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ear technology of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to expose your trash talk and wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>724996395
>>724996467
>>724996527
>>724996610
Samefag
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>>724996578
>telling someone to KYS on /b/ thinking it has any impact whatsoever

love yourself
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>>724996683
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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>>724996693
>>724996693
>>724996693
>>724996693
Samefag
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>>724996778
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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>>724996704
>telling someone to love themselves on /b/ thinking it has any impact whatsoever
hate yourself
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>>724996813
newfag
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>>724996255
>>724996694
faggot
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>>724996880
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo.
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>>724996913
Sumerfag
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>>724996946
>>724996946
faggot
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>>724995995
Watch it while listening to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogVHlmFcx0
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Reminder if you post
>kids
>animals
>isis shit
you are literal cancer

Only normies and whores getting rekt please
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>>724996970
As I type this, there are 4.3 billion people on the planet who could've benefited from having access to the internet. 4.3 billion people who would've been a bigger contribution to society than you'll ever be, but there you are, watching animated ponies. Make your parents adopt a fucking nigger and kill yourself. You're really that useless. I'm not being ironic when I say this, I actually hope you end your life. Just fucking kill yourself, brony faggot.
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>>724997102
Newfag
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>>724997119
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.
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>>724997075
t. Reddit normie
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>>724996689
story
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>>724997197

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>>724997218
you are the most unfunny person i fucking know please end your life i really think it would benefit everyone else if you were to kill yourself please do it i fucking hate you and your shitty sense of humor that you use to try and impress people no one fucking likes you go put your head under a fucking 2 ton truck you sack of fucking shit
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>>724993991
Dark Knight Rises alternate ending?
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>>724996902
>hate yourself
Not him, but way ahead of you.
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>>724997239
Fucking newfag.
Never go full edgelord on 4chan
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>>724994984
>>724995253
>>724995288
>>724995394
>>724995432
>>724995479
>>724995480
>>724995595
>>724995739
>>724995991
>>724995895
>>724996090
>>724996403
>>724996477
>>724996580
>>724996683

AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
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>>724997075
>not literal
>say it's literal anyway
>calling anybody else cancer
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>>724997452
you got 'em anon. you got 'em. pasta is fun
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>>724997452
I want you to reread what you wrote here, and then fucking go to the nearest set of stairs and just fucking fling yourself as hard as you can into the wall about 6 feet from the top steps. If by some fucking miracle you are still able to move around/think clearly I want you to just start shrieking at the top of your lungs until someone calls 911 and the police arrive. When they start questioning you I want you to growl like the deranged fucking animal you are, and lunge for the closest police officers gun. Then, and only fucking then, will you have a shot at redemption. May god have fucking mercy on your soul... because I sure as fuck wont.
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>>724994201
>Here's the gun, just do it!
>Boom
>Aw lawd, he dun killed himself and the floor is electrified!
>And he did it wrong, stupid fuck! *slap*
>Aw fuck the floor IS electrified!
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>>724987526
Imagine being Allah in that scene.
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>>724997366
newfags can't triforce
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>>724997417
>Calls people edgy in 2017
>further proving normie status

This shit writes itself
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>>724996694
Idiot* same fagging so hard.
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>>724997452
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
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>>724997376
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
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>>724997750
Idiot
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>>724997746
>"it's current year, c'mon!!!"
fucking cuck
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>>724983159
Remind me to get a FeelsBadMan on my tombstone.
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>>724997802
Newfag try harder
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>>724997873
Lol keep using reddit buzzwords please
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>>724993112
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>>724997819
I know you are, but what am I?
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>>724989664
the light was green too wow
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>>724997923
This is how you triforce, you idiot.


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>>724995600
Oh come on. People like this are too stupid to feel bad for.
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>>724997933
>cuck is a reddit buzzword
wat
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>>724997916
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>>724997801
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I dropped out of high school and have 300 confirmed scrobbles of John Cage. I run a blog that gets 12 views per day and I only listen to music in FLAC. You are nothing to me but just another sage. I will destroy your reputation here, mark my fucking words. I have 12 identical images of an animated sun that I'm prepared to dump in your thread. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am greentexting what you previously wrote and am about to ask you to define certain words you used even though everybody knew exactly what you meant.You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can derail a thread with a single post. Not only have I listened to every classic Krautrock album, I've listened to the Scaruffi top 25, the RYM top 100, all of the patriciancore list -- you fucking name it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sage you and you will wallow in your anger for the rest of your pathetic day. You're fucking reported, kiddo.
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>>724998074
Cuck is not, edgy is
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>>724997954
Genius
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>>724995995
OP on his way to a dick-sucking convention.
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>>724998130
k fam
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>>724998145
I'm glad a faggot like you can see that. Now I can go an hero.
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>>724990383
Holy fucking shit
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>>724998112
What the yarr did ye just say about me, ye little wench? I’ll have ye know I graduated top of my class in Pirate School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Spanish colonies, and I have over 300 confirmed treasure hordes. I am trained in Naval warfare and I’m the top privateer in the entire Atlantic. Ye are nothing to me but just another landlubber. I will plunder ye with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark me words. Ye think you can get away with saying that codswallup to me over the Internet? Think again, landlubber. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pirates across the seven seas and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Ye be dead, landlubber. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make ye walk the plank in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with me bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven seas and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you're ass off the face of the ocean, ye little shrimp. If only ye could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon ye, maybe ye would have held your tongue. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, ye cursed idiot. I will shit fury all over ye and ye will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, matey.
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>>724998271
Genius
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>>724997654
Fuck you and culture i fucking hate how thing are turning in this thread. I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself. I fucking hate how the world is and i hate fucking you. I did the war, i was a marin, i was a lawyer, i did everything a man can do, who are you to talk to me like that ? Do you really think cookie are so simple to cook ? NO ! because you need sugar. So next time you want to play like a man, take a little bit more of oxygen in your poket because i on't play pokemon go everyday as you do, i never do ! I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself.
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>>724996580
>You have any idea what gorilla warfare is?
I assume it's what someone says when they don't know it's actually guerrilla warfare but are too stupid to look it up to be sure before they lie their vaginas off on an image board.
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>>724997329
Race cars crashed, and everyone lived happily ever after.

I'm sure it's a disappointing resolution for yall.
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>>724998336
What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.
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>>724996199
How would you know, the dead don't feel anything.
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>>724997329
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>>724998545
What the hell is going on here you cornpuff, is this trolling? Fucking low testosterone weakings are all over this forum, just because you tell people you are apathetic or totally withdrawn of emotion, don’t make you though or an alpha male. It shows your insecurity though, you don’t believe you’re alpha so you announce that you’re that misperception of alpha male you have, it takes one to know one and you’re looking very unfamiliar. An true alpha male knows his social position and acts accordingly, that is to be some sort of common denominator. Beacuse knowing ones soical rank will have you acting more confident and get respected by both parties even though you strongly disagree. You’re pms breakout also shows your low social skills, He didn’t say anything provoking. You’re a cuck.
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>>724998424
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>>724998492
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.
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>>724984971
At least they executed them, rather than tortured them. One of the more pleasant ways to die in the middle east.
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>>724997329
>Guy spins tires cuz dirt
>other guy doesn't see him because of essential smokescreen
>rekt

You retarded or what?
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>>724998811
Triple dubs conforms
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>>724998352
We are trapped in a weird little game, you and I... I'm scared anon.
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>>724998662
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.
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This thread has become a blasted hellscape of pasta.
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>>724997452
i don't leave the house mr. bait.
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>>724995995
Stunt jump #5 of 50 competed successfully.
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>>724998130
It's the "I love you" of insults.
Everyone says it.
No one cares.
And none of you hear it in real life.
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>>724998925
I got a gun. I will KMS.
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>>724998409
>started doing man's stuff
>being a thugs
>gets wussed by a rekt thread
>getting bullied by kids on the internet
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>>724998718
At least I can spell guerrilla.
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