describe a movie badly and other people try to guess what it

>>724981352
indiana jones

Some guys are going home and meet some other guys dressed up different ways

>>724981352
>>724981573
you dumbfuck, it's Lord of the Rings

that one asian karate dude gets drunk

>>724981352
a black cop and a white cop go out and solve crimes

>>724981352
>two brothers play a board game and SPACE

>a fucking white male grows potatoes in his own shit

>>724981722
only god forgives?

>>724981857
Zathura

>>724981901
The Martian

>>724981857
Zarutha or whatever it's called

>>724981809
money train, 48 hours, lethal weapon

>>724981901
Interstellar

>>724981901
the pianist?

>>724981901
nope

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>>724981352
Time traveling faggot, tries to destroy me and therefore my future robot utopia of destroying all humans

>>724981352
Stuff happens.

>>724982242
Super Bad

>>724981901
The Martian

>>724982227
The Terminator 1 / 2 / 3 / Salvation / Genisys

>>724982242
Reservoir Dogs, obviously

>>724981352
>niggers nigging too hard
>some white guy looks into it
>finds some ooga booga shit in the caribbean
>blows up a nigga

>>724981722
21 and over. Lol

2 guys go camping and have gay sex. this movie will forever be known for its gay sex. and nothing else

>>724981352
Some guy grows up quicker than expected

>>724981809
lethal weapon?

>old man
>young boy
>racial slurs
>shotgun
>lawn

>>724981352

>This guy lives a really interesting life even though he's stupid.

>>724982386
>The Terminator 1 / 2 / 3 / Salvation / Genisys
you are correct good sir

>>724982534
The Truman Show

>>724982482
JACK!

>>724981573
I thought this was a submission and laughed super hard.

>>724982534
Forest gump

>>724982462

gayback mountain

An old man brings a teen on a dangerous adventure after the teen's parents are killed

>>724982462
Batman Vs Superman

>>724981352
>selling drugs
>getting busted

>>724981352

Man climbs mountain, violates federal quarantine, with female accomplice.

>>724981352
patrick the star but with traffic cones

documentary

>A kid befriends liberty prime

>>724982580
Nope. Another clue:

>Turns out he's got a kid...

>>724982612
Damnit! Beat me to it...

>>724982534
Forrest Gump obviously.

>>724982580
Found Forrest

>>724982660
Up?

>>724982632
Wow. Good job sir.

>>724982722
See>>724982632

>>724981352
highschool smoking pot drinking girl stay the same age

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>>724982660

>>724982690
Blow

>>724981352
Some kids eat lunch in the library and get baked

>dude gets powers then dies

Liam's Factory Jews.

>>724983053
The breakfast club

The Departed

>matt damon's a rat!
>wait, leo decaprio is a rat!
>wait, jack nicholson was a rat!
>everyone dies except markie mark

End

>>724981722
alright hint
>he practices kung fu

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>>724982970
good work

>>724981352
>some kids go on a roadtrip to get noticed

Bowling and saddam

>a man goes trekking on rocky terrrain and it ends really badly

>>724983167
drunken master, jackie chan

>>724983125
Too obvious obviously. Try this challenge:

>a black dude works hard and succeeds

>>724983115
inception

kid gets stuck home alone

>>724983284
Pursuit of Happyness

>>724983263
yep

>>724983314
wrong

>>724982227
Terminator

>>724981352
Asshole college dude gets crazy rich by fucking everyone over and doing some coding.

>>724982507
Gran Torino

>>724983263
127 hours

>>724983484
The Matrix

>>724982507
Grand turino

>>724983484
Social Network

>>724982693
Cliffhanger?

>dead baby
>dead nanny
>dead photographer

Driving and shooting.

>>724981616
The Warriors.

>>724983115
chronicle

>>724982876
2 easy

>>724981901
Moon

>>724983941
good guess but no

>>724982660
Batman.

a dude finds out the hard way his job isnt bullshit

>>724983904
About time

>>724981352
>A young guy camping dies

>>724984360
Into the wild

1st movie
>2 black cops flip their skin colour and zany adventures ensue

2nd movie
>girl goes to theme park with parents and her parents are punished for eating food.

3rd movie
>a train through the cold that doesnt stop

>>724983284
pursuit of happyness

>>724983484
wolf of wall st

>>724983537
>>724983536
>>724983606
yep

a robot protects his biggest enemy

>>724984419
2nd movie
spirited away

>>724984419
White Chicks, don't know, and Snowpiercer

>parasites kill marines

>>724984419
1st movie
white chicks

>>724984419
1 white chicks
3 polar express

>>724984674
I was also thinking about polar Express but the train stops for some animals to pass remember

>>724981352
Unemployed white male seeks justice and revenge on an Asian American who ruined the cohesive atmosphere of his residence

>tuckers get killed IN SPACE

>>724983703

Nope. Another clue:

Child runs into field, is abducted.

>>724984393
yes good job

>>724985145
Close encounters of the third kind

>Dinner with a friend.
>Literally nothing else.
>Just dinner with a friend.

Autistic man saves the day

1st movie
>a white chick goes on a revenge mission and speaks some really bad nihongo

2nd movie
a young boy's visual experiences will blow a detective's mind

>>724984528
yep

>>724984621
yep, got both right

and your movie is Aliens


>>724984674
#1 is right, but its not polar express

>>724981352
Black guy too old for shit

>>724985430
1st movie
kill bill

>a ballet dancer discovers the dark side of touching her own pussy

>>724985598
black swan?

>>724981352
>Detective gets exposed by new guy

>>724981352
Am I dreaming? Are you dreaming? Fuck It!

>>724985430
1st Kill Bill
2nd 6th Sense

>>724985678
Training day?

>>724982718
Iron giant

>>724985430
2nd
Sixth Sense?

>>724985687
Inception

>>724985745
yep

crazy shit happens

BABY FUCK
IS AWWRIGHT

>>724981352
Interspecies relationship involving exploitation

>>724985821
Too easy my bad. It was too good of a description

>>724985867
Israel?

Homeless man gets angry that he's homeless, and steals some gold. A kid steals his gold for legal gambling.

Some gay fag in tights thinks he's a spider.

>a nubile girl coming of age goes on a angsty journey and steals a rare treasure


>>724985659
yea that was too obvious

>>724985587
>>724985716
yes

>>724985878
blue pocahontas in space with dinosaurs

>>724985459
Lethal weapon?

>>724986039
Shrek

>>724986039
sam raimi or mark webb?

>>724986103
Close, but no.

>>724986039
Spooderman

>>724982534
Bean

a jewish fag is kill

>>724986147
No

>>724981352
My namma jeff

>>724986180
Yas.

>>724986204
see
>>724982632
>>724982796

>>724986080
avatar

>> playboy, dream, mask, future.

>>724985285

Yep. Well done.

guy's day goes bad every time he goes to the bathroom

>pieces of huge metal fly into the sky to build a rolling fortress. it's commander, a brain.

>>724986080
It was Bee Movie.

>northern idiots quibble over parking lots

>>724986080
Mean Girls

>>724981352
driving a semi w/ a load of sand. but every one after me thought i was loaded in gas?

>>724986080
lara croft

>nerdy beta male gets cucked by hot sorrority girls at a foreign university for seven straight years

A nigger in a rubber suit chases an muddy man around for an hour

>>724986378
some fags do drugs and next day they lost their shit

>>724986443
District 9

>>724986025
Leprechaun

What do you mean the kid was you the whole time? that really makes the main antagonist pretty pointless

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>dude gets powers then dies

>>724986618
Home Alone

Three smug assholes and a token spook terrorize New York with unlicensed nuclear accelerators and predictable jokes.

>>724985598
Flashdance :)

>>724986622
Close it was the Turtles 2 movie. Technodrome, and Krane the brain.

>>724985459
Unforgiven

>>724986653
chronicle?

>>724986618
batman

>>724981352
>actor can barely speak English
>gf cheats on him
>oh hi friend

some idiots join the illuminti

>doing drugs in Nevada

>>724986302
This thread is only fun when wrong answers work too..

>>724986787
the room

>>724986787
Oh hi mark

>>724984419
3rd movie: Snow Piercer

>>724986773
no

1st movie
>many many many improbable ways to die

2nd movie
>a public transport vehicle that cannot slow down

>>724986512
no, just a single girl

>>724986582
no guns in that movie

>>724985296
dinner with andre, but you practically put the title in your dumb descrip

>>724986812
Brekin bod

>>724986841
Yes.

>>724986894
it's in new mexico you fucking gay

>>724986876
2 speed 2 furious

>>724986785
Nope, but kinda close

Nigger in rubber suit chases a muddy Austrian through the jungle

>>724986883

Correct. And yeah, kinda lame of me. :-\

>>724986628
Wreck it Ralph

>>724981352
Superhero
Girl dies
Wait she doesnt?

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>>724986960
want my buffet? YOU FUCKING GAY

>>724986876
2nd movie unstoppable

>>724986314
Vanilla Sky

>>724987016
xmen origins wolverine

>>724986876
1st - any final destination

2nd - unstoppable

>>724986960
Same thing fag

>>724987016
Catwoman

>>724987058
Wai-lo hit you with the hay

>>724986894
nope

>>724986620
possible winrar, COULD be an equally bad description of >>724986378, if so, well played, sir

>>724986876
[MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING]

>>724981352
>Close representation of the current state of America.

>>724985867
A Serbian Film

>>724987186
stay the fuck away

white nerd culturally appropriates his way across ancient china

>>724987301
Bee movie

>>724987302
Damn it anon don't remind me

this thread is so fuck'n cool. reminds me a few years back when an anon started a thread by saying: hey /b/ let's play a game. i post a screen cap of a film you guess the film. great times...

>>724982661
kek

>>724981352
Some whore gets mad when her betabux walks.

>internet personalities create a nation from a guy's house
>a nostalgic dictator rises
>mad doctor comes in

>Abbot is death process

>>724986653
phenomenon

>>724987301
Children of men

>>724987101
Nah. Another clue
Last fight is kinda a let down

>>724987301
Dumb and dumber

>>remember star wars?

>>724987392
WWII: In Colour

>>724987416
Catwoman

>>724987406
+1 good job

>>724987141
Try again

>>724987392
Kickassia
>>724987400
That new Villeneuve sci fi movie

>>724986080
another clue

a nubile, angsty girl whos coming of age goes on a journey and steals a rare -weapon-

she is also kinda flat chested

>>724987453
Star Wars, The Force Awakens

>>724986989
nah, it was supposed to be a dumb descrip :)

>>724987573
ding ding ding

>>724987524
Yes. It's kickassia

>>724987339
>>724987409
>>724987444

kekd but not quite

A man stays in a hotel, listens to some adult contemporary every now and then, and tops the night off with his first cigarette in quite a while.

Hicks kill each other over a pair of shoes

>>724987524
Yes sir
>Mclovin

>>724987301
The Manchurian Candidate

>>724987635
1408

>>724987667
Chicks, lol

>>724987301
no one said idiocracy...

>>724987302
"NEWBORRRRN PORRRRRN!!!"

>>724987501
Am laywer

NOT

>>724987556
CGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGICGI

>>724987635
The Lost Weekend

A space robot befriends a kid and goes on little adventures learning about humans. The robot goes apeshit, but stops a nuke.

>>724987719
Here's a winner

>>724987337
around the world in 80 days

>>724987696
yep

>>724987811
iron giant

It's a short film but whatever
>main character is shy
>plays with other kids
>goes to the land of make-believe
>KAZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOO

>>724987667
Wizard of Oz

>>724987301
Logan

>>724987811
lost in space

>>724987921
Correct

off the horn of africa, some innocent disenfranchised youth sail to a loan office and Uncle Sam squashes them

>>724987821
nup. Hint:
Jackie Chan is in both movies

>>724987945
you on kazoo

>>724987885
It's funny the things that stick out to you in a movie.
Of all that goes on in that one. had you only said "man has first cigarette in quite a while" I probably would have guessed the same.

>>724986981

Predator

>>724988079
Yee

>>724988060
Shanghai noon and knights

4U

>>724988110
+1
Nice

>>724986378
>guy's day goes bad every time he goes to the bathroom
new hint:
>violent junkie dresses nice and dances

>>724986981
Mighty Joe Young

>people do drugs in Nevada
> sees dino

>guy hunts himself

>>724986501
>northern idiots quibble over parking lots
new hint:
>guy trades his life for half a tan sierra

>>724988191
noope keep guessing.
Hint 2:
old kung fu movies

>>724988352
Cobain: Montage of Heck?

>>724981352
>Candycane

>>724987556
the 5th element

>>724988352
looper

>>724988352
Looper i think it's called?

>>724983235
Stand by me?

wolverine dies

>>724988301
Fear and loathing in las vegas

>>724988480
Daddy?

>>724988409
>>724988427
>>724988436
nah

bombs

an easy one

>a boy robot who wants to be a real human bean


>>724986980
>>724987082
>>724987111
>>724987284
no its not unstoppable or 2f2f

it involves an explosive device and the vehicle is on wheels


>>724988352
looper

>>724988301
fear and loathin in LA

>>724988382
the legend of the drunken master and i forget the other one but it has the character so high in it and is a prequel could just be called drunken master.

>>724981352
Bunnies fuck around for 40 minutes

>>724988507
yep

>>724988480
logan

Road trip with candy cane and strawberry champagne

>>724988545
speed

>>724988448
not quite
>Dudes parents are clowns

>Angsty teen girl hates government and "leads" a war

>>724988636
joy ride 2? Someone just crapped out....

>>724988545
>2 speed 2 furious
>2 speed
>Speed

Damn it anon

>>724988563
ohh you're so close
Hint 3: Keep thinking drunken

>boring dumb grill
> grill go in rocket
>rocket crash
>not dead
>still dumb

>>724988545
AI

>>724988545
Speed

>>724988545
Pinocchio 3000

A kid and his uncle kill a relative by blocking up his well

Plane crashes with no survivors but now is not the time for fear that comes later.

Yuppies ruin a rare predators meal time directed by a predator

>>724988678
Hunger games?

>>724982445
In the heat of the night
Mr.Tiggs

>>724988706
gravity

Entire US navy responds to a white man stuck in a boat with black men

>>724988687
Kek
Good call

>>724988678
The Passion of Joan of Arc

>>724988805
yup. rewatched them the other day. so much angst and retardation.

>>724988678
joan of arc

Jet engine

>a man with a penchant for self punching


>>724988689
lol i wasnt sure but ok you got it then

>>724988661
>>724988710
>>724988748

yep

>>724988868
Amistad

>>724988411
>>724988636
thats kind of crazy
>>724988687
I (>>724988411) was originally thinking Joyride

>>724988868
captain phillips?

>>724988868
captain Phillips

>>724988545
>looper
nope

>>724988522
cant rly give more hint without making it easy

>>724988671
Clowns huh? I'm stumped

Cubs win the World Series one year earlier.

>>724982445
DJ ango

>>724988868
Captain Phillips

Someone sits around a lot and talks to someone then they get in trouble

Man's best friend dies

>>724988980
winrar

Next
>replace a cartel with a cartel

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>>724988968
was still brutal how he ripped off the lower jaw of the fucker that showed up.

>>724989038
angels in the outfield

>>724989037
Since no one else guessed: Grind

shit blows up and mark whalberg shoots musilums

>>724989233
lone survivor

Poor old guy gets lost while fishing
>book movie

qt3.14 learns how to shoot a gun

>>724989233
Transformers

>>724989233
Lone Survivor

>>724982445
"the serpent and the rainbow"

Robots fight aliens then nuke the ocean.

>>724989293
Leon

Mannnn the stock market is dumb

>3 alcoholic druggies get lost and meet mike tyson

>10 foot tall roadblock

>>724989159
cujo

>>724989336
Damn you're good

>>724989331
Pacific rim, too easy

>>724989038
Back to the Future II (fuck the Cubs though)

>>724989340
the hangover part 2

>>724989340
If its Hangover thats too easy

>a pedophile and a girl
>EVERYONE

>>who keeps asking for these sequels?!?!

>>724989159
I am legend?

>>724989444
The hunt?

Lonely japanese kid fuckin murders everyone

boy kidnaps kids for his own pleasure and they get high

>>724989452
Resident evil

>>724989452
transformers or fast and furious, need to be more specific

>>724989278
>>724989314
Newer mark whalberg shoots Muslims in boston

>>724989452
Saw series
The Fate of The Furious

>>724989444
Leon

>>724988794
Bane?

>>724989565
oh Patriot's Day or whatever that shit was

>>724989452
Sharknado

>>724984924
falling down?

>>724989565
the one about the marathon bombers?
havent seen that

>>724989529
damn was it really that easy?
>>724989549
>>724989529 got it first try

>>724989613
yeah

Still nobody has got this one
>replace a cartel with a cartel

>>724989656
+1
bingo, it was Patriots day

>>724989624
Batman. The dark Knight returns my dude.

Sam L. Jackson in a wheelchair.

>>724989715
I still watch it it's like self torture

Black entrepreneur is targeted after wearing nice clothing

>>724989793
unbreakable

>>724989788
Unbreakable

>>724989452
Star Wars, Fast and Furious, Ghostbusters

>>724989764
You're a big guy

Guy climbs wall runs into field and saves many men

Black man and white man with nickel plated guns accidentally shoot and then store a dead nigger in a man's garage

>>724989788
Have you seen Split?

>>724989793
>>724989793
Prison one sucked. But i think we just watch them for Mila

>>724989937
pulp fiction

>>724989937
Kill Bill

>>724989969
Yes. I flipped the fuck out, dude.

>>724989922
Hacksaw Ridge

>>724989922
Hacksaw Ridge
>>724989937
Pulp Fiction

>>724989912
What happens if I take that mask off?

>>724989834
Enter the Dragon

>>724990042
SAME.

>>724989937
you just solved mine (>>724988253)

>>724990077
It would be extremely painful
(nice tripdubs btw)

>>724990151
For you

>>724990044
>>724990010
+1
Righto

boy kidnaps kids for his own pleasure and they get high

>think anons

>>724990089
>black