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i have 10$ for the next 3 days food. what the fuck do i get to eat.

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i have 10$ for the next 3 days food. what the fuck do i get to eat.
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>>724974514

beans. Everyday. Even for breakfast. If you want to drink, mash them till they're liquid.
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>>724974514
Find a food bank. This is what they are there for.
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>>724974514
ramen and canned sausage
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>>724974514

mfw Peanut butter jelly!
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>>724974514
suck dick, make another 10$
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Prego and Ramen Noodles
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>>724974514

If you look around, you might be able to buy a couple of $0.65 cans of tuna and a $4 box of top ramen.

Barely a hearty meal but hey, we've all been there.
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>>724974514
10 boxes of KD
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>>724974514
>>724975121

this. a jar of peanut butter and a loaf of bread should keep you fed for the next 3 days.
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>>724975202

Alternatively you could swap out the tuna with whole milk. Has most of the calories, protein, and fats you need.
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>>724974514
if you can't get $10 in a day and do nothing you dont deserve to live
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>>724974514
potatoes, rice, pasta, whatever you prefer as base.

bell pepper, onions, some cream if it doesn't break the bank

>inb4 OP can't cook
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>>724974514
Dude go to the grocery store and find the cheapest item that's in bulk. Rice? Raman noodles? Beans? Eggs eggs eggs 99¢ a carton. Bread 99¢ that's breakfast, lunch and dinner for as long as u need. Do the math
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>>724974514
A 10lb of potatoes or 10lb of rice.
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>>724974514
I've done this a retarded amount of times. It's so easy, bro.

Get a bag of beans, a bag of rice, the 12-pack of ramen (that's only a couple bucks or less), a 24 pack of eggs, a loaf of whole wheat bread (better nutrition and more fiber than white, make sure it says WHOLE wheat, reg wheat bread is basically just unbleached white bread), and some American cheese.

This could probably last you a week in food....

Learn how to live poor, bro. It's not hard.


Also, I probably shouldn't say this but most shoplifting laws are very lax these days, only 1 or 2 people are allowed to detain you per store. Wear a big coat and put food into your sleeves and coat pockets. Walk out. If something beeps or you're asked to stop DON'T STOP. Even the guys at the door usually aren't allowed to detain you or follow you out. Just beat a quick retreat.

Make it a store far from home if you must do this and don't return there for months.

Generally speaking even the Loss Protection crew has better things to do than bust a hungry person for stealing food. They're looking for people stealing liquor and electronics. It's almost an unspoken rule in many stores just to let food thieves get away with it, they could have hungry families....
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Rice and beans
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>>724974514
Nobody said fucking hotdogs and cheap ass "hot dog sauce" that shit is amazing and you'll probably have enough cash left for Louisiana hot sauce.
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>>724974514
Potatoes and beans.
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>>724974514
Corned beef sandwiches.
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>>724975608
Thanks Starchman!!
You've saved the day!!!
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>>724974514
Beans or ramen. Take your fuckin pick, m8
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>>724975271
This works for about 2 days if you are working normal, maybe 3 if you take things really easy, if you can get milk with it it works better.
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>>724974514
bread and cheese
never fails me
you could add some coke or coffee
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>>724976187
I'm with him
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>>724976187
This nigger has been poor
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>>724975632
This guy's knows what's up. Good rule of thumb, raw veggies are cheap and taste better and are very filling/nutritious. Secondly fresh meats are not cheaper and flavored spam is dank or lunch meat are good.
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>>724976187
What the fuck is hotdog sauce
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>>724975409
this
also $10 is more than enough to live on for 3 days you fat fuck, get a cheap bag of rice or pasta
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>>724975515
Stop and shop has 52 eggs for 4.99. plenty of food
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>>724974514
Loaves of French bread and canned meat, or make a pot of 'Gulash'
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>>724976734
Delicious is what it is. Newfag
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>>724974514
Buy a lot of rice, like 8 dollars for 50 servings worth of food
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As many packs of ramen as you can get on sale and tap water.
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>>724975632
This guy speaks truth.

I've worked at multiple grocery stores as well, and so long as you quickly get away, the only thing we/they will do is put a picture up to watch for you again.

Just make it a store you don't need to go back to.
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>>724974514
frozen(or canned) veggies
beans
rice or ramen

maybe some bananas or juice
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>>724976785
Ok, its like chilli BUT it's mostly seasoned beans,oats and soy protein. Its also less than 50 cents a can.
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>>724974514
Mc dondalds dollar menu.
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>>724977090
They got rid of the dollar menu a while ago
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You could get a box of 8 mini-pizzas for $5, a box of 12 cans of dollar store brand soda for $2 and $3 left for bananas or something.
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>>724974514
it's only 3 days, anon, just avoid prepackaged garbage and you'll be fine.

>32 oz of cheap white rice
5 bucks
>1dzn eggs
2 bucks
>pinto beans, 1 bag or 2 cans
3 bucks

go to town.
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>>724974514
im surprised you even have to ask. buy rice, steal meat, dumb fuck
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>>724974514
Ramen.
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>>724975271
I lived on this for about a year.. A slice of bread in the morning another in the afternoon and one more at night i i felt like i was dying.. Lost about 100 lbs living that way
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>>724977172
lemme get a MCPICK 2 BADA BA BA BA
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>>724974514
buy some mini pizza rolls, some store brand soda, and something healthy
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tuna can. eat it.
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>>724976634
Its better now but .... Yeah try feeding a family of 5 for ~200~ a month. I got real good at it. There are some good ideas ITT but a lot are like how many time can I eat ***** before I'd rather not eat
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>>724977286
pretty much this

maybe get some cheap fruit for snacks?

or get a pack of chicken, some frozen vegetables and a bag of potatoes. make yourself some oven fries for snacks, mainly chicken with veggies for meals with a side of potatoes and you're good to go. who knows maybe you could even get a 99 cent loaf of bread or something.
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buy $10 worth of scratcher tickets, maybe you'll get lucky?
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>>724977408
Throw a few grapes in there every now and then and it sounds like my wrestling diet.
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Cat food
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>>724977646
this
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>>724974514
>sparkling water
>spring water
>tea

go on a 3 day fast so you have something to remind your future-self to keep their money in order.
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>>724977646

i liek cat foods, who doesn't liek cat foods! GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING CAT FOODS!
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>>724976385
>Thanks Starchman!!
>Starchman

lol'd heartily
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>>724978024
I'm eating cat food right now this shit's dank
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>>724974514
rice and thats it, for real just buy rice and live off the calorie dense carbs
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>>724976915
Don't buy bananas. Fuck bananas. And fuck this faggot for mentioning them.
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>>724974514
12 pack of top ramen and a carton of eggs
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>>724978433
You'll need some activated cat food for protein
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>>724974514
Chicken breast $2/lb 10lb bag of potatoes $3
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>>724977258
What the fuck?

Pizzas? Soda? "Oh yeah, you can also get some bananas or something. Doesn't matter, as long as you got your pizza and soda"
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>>724974514
rice&noodles
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>>724978433
>rice
>calorie dense

nigger a cup of rice cooks up to "fuck I don't want to eat this much rice" and is around 200-300 calories.

if you're going for calorie dense carbs, go to the little debbies aisle and pick up nutty bars. them shits are like 100 calories a bite.
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>>724978620
>2017
>not activating your cat food.

peasants...
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>>724974514
ramen
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You can get chicken for as low as $0.80/lbs. You can get ramen for ~$0.20 each. You can get a dozen eggs for ~$3. So you can eat 4 eggs, a pound of chicken, and ramen for less than $2.50/day
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>>724978433

>carbs

you serious, brah? OP get a protein shake, hit the gym and go check out the cardio bunnies.
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just buy some bleach and drink it, for ever ending up in this situation in the first place
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tuna
ritz crackers
cheese

get as much as 10$ can get you
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>>724974514
bag of potatoes, beans,

beans i mean dried, soak them overnight boil for and hour.

potatoes you can dice em and bake em, boil em. fry em etc

bread and butter, garlic bread is easy, peanuts butter and jelly.

ive been poor for 10 years, my food budget it 40$ a month.

i do it cheaper sometimes.

the trick is not being picky, eat 2 meals a day no snacks
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>>724978362
>>724978024
>>724977646
can't tell if troll
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>>724974514
soylent
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>>724974514
eat dick you fag
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>>724979386
noooooooooooooooo, it's people.
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>>724976187
Elder
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>>724975028
^^^^^^^^^
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>>724976554
60 dollar gram
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buy a SHIT LOAD of sardines.
>>eatem till you get full or something
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ramen and some bologna
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>>724979361
Why would I lie on the internet? Do your research newfag. Cat food has more than enough protein to keep you alive for 3 days, and it's cheap. Throw it on some rice and you got breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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>>724974514
1 lb rice, 1 lb dried pinto beans, 5 lb potatoes, 1 bottle vegetable oil, 2 dozen eggs, 4 lbs weiners. Buy them with coupons or on sale or at a cheap store.
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>>724974514
Go to a dollar store and buy their brand of ramen. Where I live you can get 6 for a dollar.
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>>724979555
This + crackers/toast
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>>724979738
and salt and pepper from mcdonalds
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instant noodles
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>>724975028
Winrar
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LITERALLY

35 CENTS

FOR RAMEN

YOU FAGGOT
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>>724975632
go to the self checkout and just put some items in the bag without scanning
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If you can go to a food pantry, that's what they're for! The community center around me
Gives a full free dinner every night it's not even close to a good meal but it'd food.
Basically
Look into your community outreach
Also sometimes if there Is a long line at DD and you have a card (debit) you order a lot of shit. Swipe the card and keep subtracting from your order till the last thing is left make sure it's what you want until they say get out and take it. That happened to me a couple days ago.
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Go to a Chinese grocery store they have all kinds of good cheap noodles and rices and stuff
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cough syrup and a cheap bottle of liquor because why not?
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>>724974514

Literally buy potoates, chili mix, and veggies. Its just three days and thats good eating, I've budgetd myself on $2.50 a day for months on end when i had too.
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>>724974734
and rice
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>>724974514
>mah nigga and soylent

Get on that grind OP. Transcend past the need for food. Live off liquids like a god.

Otherwise:

>French bread
>pepperoni
>mozzarella
>olive oil

Got your pizza right there, though i doubt itll be good for 3 days. Otherwise eat ramen you broke fuck
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>>724974514
Parboiled rice, salt, oil. You'll be fine.
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$1 Taco Bell cheesy bean and rice burritos.
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Nigga you got an Aldi near you? Shits almost free.
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>>724974514
Buy crack. Unless your a pussy
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Cans of chef boyardee ravioli are like 1.25 each. Get like 3/4 of those. Use the last 6 bucks for ramen, fruit punch packets (so you can put it in your water), and bread
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>>724981677
They're $1.39 now
Still pretty good for 500 cals with 20g's of protein
Bag of rice would do you better though
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2 lbs rice, $2.00
2 lbs dry red beans $2.75
2 dozen eggs $2.00
Sour creme $1.00

Gallo Pinto with a couple soft fried eggs on top is fucking delicious.
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Eggs, beans, rice, nuts.
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Everything being said here is vegan body building stuff, why are poor people on average fat still?
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>>724982307
Well fuck that if they arent $1 anymore.
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beans and rice, rice and beans
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I have a feeling that the OP might be a nigger, given how bad he is with money management. White people can eat well for much longer than 3 days on $10.
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>>724982642

because you can get a pound of chicken for a dollar or a pizza for 5.
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>>724980230
Don't give fucking advice unless you know what you're talking about, posting this shit is irresponsible as fuck you're gonna get the guy arrested for being hungry

What the fuck is the matter with you
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>>724974514
5 lb bag of rice
vitamins
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>>724974514
Eggs rice beans
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>>724983328
Yeah, self-checkout stations have weights in the bagging area that can detect if you put more than the scanned item in the bag.
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>>724974514
ramen noodles and beans
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Lots of ramen and some cheese and a can of tuna. I like to get the oriental Ramen, cook and drain it, add butter and like half the seasoning to it and stir it up, and add a can of chunky tuna to it and douse it with some soy sauce to taste. Fucking delicious and filling.
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>>724980842
3$ a bottle for soylent is a bit of a meme
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>>724974514

Fuck off. This can be answered in a google search.

Rice, beans (dried), some cheap veg (let's say cabbage if its on sale), lentils if you're feeling saucy, and make sure you have access to water.

Fuck.
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Eggs and rice
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>>724974514
>>724975028
/thread
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>>724975632
>>724976913
For real. As long as you don't try to steal meat, medicine, or alcohol, you should be OK. Nobody is keeping an eye on the rice and beans section.
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You must all be Americans. No wonder your all fat fucks.. all I see is tuna ramen and cheese posts. Buy a fucking bag of carrots for 2 bucks, 6 chicken drumsticks sticks for 2.50, bag of rice for a buck and whatever other veg thats on sale for cheap and you can eat without depriving yourself more more than 3 days. Drink water and find dollar veggies. I know that might be hard for all you fat fuck cheeseburger eaters though
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>>724984813
Well aren't you just a dumb self righteous shitbag

You'd never get answers like >>724975632 from google, fuckin wannabe ass arbiter of judgement step off your faggot pedestal
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>>724985767
You're delusional
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Or buy a Cornish game hen for 2-3 bucks, few carrots,celery stick, cheap noodles onion and salt. Put In pot with water simmer for 3 hours. Chop veg, shred chicken. Boom big pot of healthy soup for at least 6 meals plus and you have few bucks left over
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Eggs, Milk, Hotdogs
Potatos, Pasta,

U can make mashed potatos and fried hotdogs with this, kind of like bangers and mashed

Or you can do hashbrown and chopped up hotdogs with some scrambled eggs for breakfast

dinner time u can make a pasta

lunch u can do a stirfry with potato cubes scrambled eggs and hotdogs
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>>724986301
britbong detected
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>>724975028
what the hell is canned sausage
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Says the fat fuck
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There's also a ton of places like shitty little Chinese markets that put couple day old veg into big bags and sell them for like a dollar. And there's nothing wrong with it except it doesnt look perfect. If you did that right you could probably feed yourself for about 7 days on 10 bucks
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>>724974514
Simple, Mac and Cheese. Ready in 9 minutes. Pour 1 and 3/4 cups water into pyrex dish. Pour in noodles, and a little bit of salt. Microwave on high for 9 minutes, stirring every three minutes. Add butter and cheese sauce. Done.
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>>724974514

get yourself a bag of potatos and butter it may not be the most tasty thing in the whole world but its all you need to survive as long as you eat the potato skins
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if you have condiments in fridge

rice/pasta/noodles ($3 for 6+ serves), cans of beans ($1-2), bread (<$1), cheese ($2-3) then something like garlic or onion (strong flavour) and some tomato paste

i'd make rice with beans, and noodles with tomato paste/garlic, onion (if can afford) and cheese
then can have bread and cheese for small snacks
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Go to a bank, change your $10 into pennies. Eat a few every day; we're copper deficient or some shit.
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Why is every post cheese lol. Cheese is expensive
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>>724974514
honestly? buy 10 $1 shot bottles.

or even better. stand in a public setting with a sign that says "tips please" and then stand behind it and gather people around like you are about to do something amazing. then simply burn your $10.

people will laugh and be like "damn that dudes kind of funny, here's a buck" and boom, you just made a bunch of money back my friend.
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Family size velveta. Boom. Can keep you from starving for 2 or 3 days. Add a couple cans of tuna and some hot sauce to that bitch too.
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Get some microwaveable chicken breast or microwaveable ground beef and have a meaty meal my dude.
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