Why aren't you a computer programmer or a computer engineer?

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Because I work in healthcare and make shittons more than a programmer.

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10k a month is small money.

>>724972129
Because a dual electromechanical engineering/comp sci background makes way more

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>>724972129
I am
Here is simple shadow mapping I wrote in OpenGL

>>724972129

I am.

Feels good making 185k/year, smoking dank weed, and getting tons of pussy

Java is my yoga

>>724972129
Because I am a computer engineer. Wait.

>>724972918
Nifty how you engineered yourself that fantasy.

Am Computer Scientist. Can I join you guys?

COE reporting in. I pull in 10k per month (6 years out of undergrad), and I don't have to be a dick to my fellow man like lawyers do.

>>724972129
I'm also a computer engineer. Well, half engineer, half scientist.

>>724972129

Because I'm a software engineer?

>>724972129

because it's boring as fuck and pay is not enough

Because i never went to college and only learned to cook so im a chef. Is it a hard field to get into?

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Electrical Engineer in power

>>724972129
Cause I'm 43 and technology advanced quicker than you can school for so I'm stuck hammering nails in wood. I'm an analog engineer I guess

Because I'm too smart for that easy work

>>724972479
only 10k a month? lmao

>>724973511
Try being a software engineer and working for the army. Lucky if a see a woman once a week.

Maybe because I am an A.I.

I'm not sure what I could be considered in regards to those two things at this time.

>>724973527
I did software, took 5 years off doing rf eng, and then back to software again.

The languages they teach change, but the concepts don't really. No one in industry hires by what languages you know...unless they are retarded.

>>724972129
Does a game designer count?

>>724972129
because I wanted to actually know what im talking about. Have a bachelors degree in ee, but work as an electrician. More money in it actually doing the work.

>>724972129
Because i prefer hardware tbh.

>>724972129
Because my focus is data analysis and business intelligence

Because instead I do what I love to do. Car customization: stereos, subs, tint, custom fiberglass panels, carbon fiber shenanigans, you know that sorta shit

I am. I'm a SQL/business intelligence developer.

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>>724972129
too smart for it i taught myself to program and in the first day i made robots i made many things in a week.

sorry but when people tell me 'you have such a natural aptitutde for dis'

then i dont want it anymore. been that way all my life just too talented for things and i get bored of it. too smart for it.

>>724974084
I'm 43. Didn't need high school to get a job then. Had no money for college, neither did parents. Tell me what computer programming classes existed in 1991. Seeing my point now?

>>724975103
the computer was invented in 1932 you retard god

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>>724972129
You program computers, I program life.....I'm a research biochemist and part of my job is genetic engineering.

>>724975103
Software Engineering has been a profession since you were 6

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>>724975402
Things that never happened

>>724975599
Not in my town nigga. If I lived in Silicon Valley I'd gone to college. Hammer and nails is my life now

>>724975833
>If I livecd in Silicon Valley
>Hammer and nails is my life now
... more like glory hole attendent

>>724972129
because your job will ultimately be outsourced to a hindii or chinese and pretty much everyone codes now

Because I like physics too much.

>>724973169
>half scientist
You already said engineer

>>724975627
Thing you'll never understand...also I wasn't lying. Not sure how I'd prove it to you but look up ailment quikchange ii, it's the kit I use to make the mutations in the DNA of interest

>>724976393
Agilent quikchange ii, fucking autocorrect

>>724976442
ya look hadron particle collider its what i use to do quantum mechanics.

>>724974084
How was the rf work? Took some grad studies in that but never worked in it. S-parms, Smith Chart, things like that?

>>724973083
Not him but let's be real, there's no way these people are being legit. Besides everytime a thread exists like this or even when people randomly bring it up, it's always some immaculate job with them Making over 100k and still having tons of fuck around time. With those jobs. You wouldn't have that so I don't see how it's true. Also why so many of these "successful" people hang around here

>>724972129
Because I'm a psychiatric nurse (registered)

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>>724976927
ever met a sociopath? im one :)

>>724977011
Being a true sociopath is quite rare, but yes I have met a few over the years.

>>724976585
Why is it so hard to believe someone here does genetic engeering?

I didn't take the b8 m8

Because i didn't apply myself after college and dont know where to find programming work and am now stuck working at starbucks

>>724977749
genetically engineer niggers out of existence then itll be more believeable.

>>724978456
You are stupid

>>724979237
>you're

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>>724972129
cuz i cant math gud

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>>724972281
How much do you make? What exactly do you do?

>>724974523
>am a software developer
>sql
pick one

>>724972129
because i don't want to be this guy
>>724976671

>>724979626
Well that guy must be a shit programmer. I'm in my junior year of college and have an internship lined up for this summer that pays $34 an hour. Honestly, I'm fucking retarded, so I have no idea how this worked out for me.

>>724972129
Because I legitimately hate dealing with most computer software

>>724975940
>livecd
Don't self project

>>724975940
Which side of the hole.

>>724973340
Amen.

>>724972129
I listened to some dumb family members who told me that there was no job in that domain because everybody was going in that domain so I studied and failed something else

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>>724976072
>pretty much everyone codes now
I really hope you are not comparing people who follow an internet tutorial with a software engineer or computer scientist

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>>724981182
There never are jobs when you live in countryside villages

>>724972129
Why do you think I should be a computer programmer or a computer engineer?

Software Dev
65k base, 75k if I work 45 hrs/wk
Haven't really been doing much since I got hired. Like someone said earlier, it's 8 hours at the office/at home (work at home is offered), smoke weed, and play games.

Shit's cash

>>724976739
Everyone in b is rich with a 10 inch dick a 10/10 girlfriend and 180 iq

>>724974702
Autism ™