A new one
god loves my butt too
i made a spacetime
God hates your butt and you're going to hell.
>>724971406
I'm going to hell because I shared my butt with people other than god, and he's jealous.
>>724968962#
Show butt.
>>724971375
Butts are fascinating things.
Unfortunately my butt doesn't like me at the moment, and is pouting.
>>724971542
>>724971576
slap some sense into it
>>724971576
I wish my butt was even remotely attractive
I have no desire to go to work tonight. I don't even have the desire to spam for butts tonight.
>>724971576
Maybe you're just touching cloth.
>>724971859
jesus do you have the flu or something?
>>724971809
Subby desires it.
>>724971840
>>724971859
Snarf is dying, This makes me sad.
>>724971996
>>724971730
Eh, I can't really blame it. I kind of allowed someone to slam all the way into it without any preparation, so it's not really a happy camper atm.
>>724971809
It's not too difficult. Squats and exercise, and shaving. Pretty much any exercise done standing is also working the legs/butt, so if you're running or squatting or jumping rope or moving in any way you'll be making your ass look better.
>>724972164
taking dick dry is more or less the worst idea ever
>>724972134
It's pretty rad tbh.
>>724972155
>>724972164
I go to the gym and cut back on how much I eat, but man it's hard to lose weight and get toned
>>724972364
>>724972462
stats?
>>724972505
>>724972585
>>724971859
that last butt is what did it
>>724972505
needs ankle bracelet
>>724972577
I just try to do an hour of cardio a day, don't know muscle or fat percentages or anything like that. I'm 6'1" and 260~270lbs
>>724972978
>an hour of cardio every day
if it were intense cardio, that'd be hilariously bad for you and you'd know it so I'm not sure how you're defining this, but at that weight you really just need to eat less. count calories. it works.
lol
>>724971931
>>724972134
I'm in a melancholy mood.
>>724973081
>>724972978
>I'm 6'1" and 260~270lbs
you're a fatass
>>724972134
the world will be a better place.
>>724973366
>taking off your panties
you SLUT
>>724973081
I honestly know literally nothing about the gym, if you could give me some pointers that'd be great
>>724973447
deus vult
>>724973447
She is just preparing to put them ON clearly
>>724973481
fuck the gym just stop cramming your face with food you worthless loser.
>>724973571
>>724973592
damn dude calm down
be nice
>>724973399
Clinically obese.
>>724973481
so the gym is basically irrelevant for losing weight. Doing cardio does burn calories but it's an absolutely insignificant amount relative to what most people consume on a daily basis. To actually lose weight successfully your first priority is to restrict the amount you eat to below a replacement level. That will guarantee you lose weight.
Or what kissu said, but less obnoxiously.
>>724973592
They were only off since she was getting boned.
>>724973571
tfw he will never dick your sinful boypussy
>>724973702
why even live
but yeah that's def. obese lmoa
>>724973738
because other people will
>>724973481
what's your age
Amazon is trying to tell me something.
>>724973702
She was just taking a bath.
>>724973648
No, I hate being nice especially to fat people. They deserve the punishment and should hate/kill themselves.
>>724973770
are you going to drunk and ow with us tonite or you going to sleep soon?
also your not memeing properly.
>>724973818
>>724973308
I never know my own mood.
>>724973411
If I was dying maybe it would be.
>>724973832
bed.
>>724973818
>She was just taking a bath.
she's literally made of water. and lives in it. and is underwater in that picture
also aren't you fat?
>>724973702
I try to keep things down to 1800 calories a day or less
>>724973794
19, turning 20 in two weeks
>>724973926
no fun
i guess ill just see if am or dev or freklz is up for it.
its hard to play with those losers and enjoy it though cause of they OW levels. shit puts me up against lv550 600 hours on specific heros people
>>724974055
have you started losing weight? If you haven't then you're definitely not doing that successfully. I would actually get an app or something that will do the math for you.
>>724974098
just play better and you'll beat the high level players
it's difficult to convey how legitimately busy my life is right now.
Off to work now.
>>724973922
Post butthole.
>>724974041
Hey Groden.
>>724974055
Subby likes them plump. Give him plump.
>>724974098
and yet you don't even ask me to play
i'm offended
>>724974190
yeah nah I get ya, I'm just givin you a hard time.
also I do pretty well on pharah, mercy and demo man.
>>724974055
Oh this kid again. When are you trying to start school? Idk if you answered this already, I left last thread early.
>>724974309
yo snarf, what's up?
>>724974336
I forget you're playing with us usually, you never talk.
>>724974372
This fall semester, I'm planning on majoring in mechanical engineering and aeronautics
>>724974440
yes i do, i told dev he was bad for not killing a soldier with two hp after getting a penta
>>724974550
Was that inspired by you being a blimp?
>>724973926
I want to kill myself so badly.
>>724974550
You should come to Boston so we could meet up and be best buds.
>>724974772
dont do it
>>724974698
yyooooooooooooooooooooo
>>724974805
I don't have the guts.
>>724974772
just kill the fat
>>724974867
no, you have a gut. a large one.
>>724974867
Pussy.
>>724974041
cum is grody
>>724974055
get a busy job
keeps you moving and stop you from eating all day
when i was 19-21 i was 6'0 250lbs
now at 24 i'm like 200lbs and I stay there
you will drop the weight easy
pic unrelated
>>724974916
I'm going to go lay down and hate myself now.
>>724974951
you're still fat my guy
>>724975002
sorry my roast wasn't as good as the blimp one, I tried.
>>724974787
I wish man, I'm lonely stuck out here in the midwest, Indiana is about as boring of a state as they come
>>724974951
I used to have a fairly busy job, but they just sort of stopped scheduling me and never gave me an explanation, so I guess I got low key fired
>>724975034
true
but i am less so now and i am happier
>>724975228
I mean yeah improvement is good
kachi use this chucklefuck as an example
to begin with since he still needs to lose more weight tho
>>724974833
You're such a pathetic weasel.
>>724974951
That still falls within "overweight" unless you're exceptionally muscular.
>>724975314
that wasn't as clever.
>>724975090
Honestly moving to a new place is and going to college are the best ways to make different friends and start a whole new lifestyle. Plus cities are pretty lit.
>>724974378
Off to work.
>>724975611
ah, have fun
>>724975610
I can't afford to go to a decent college away, I have to go to a rather shit local college
>>724975366
Keeping it as inconsistent as you, you shallow prick.
go to furcon
>>724975860
how's it going david
I uh, only like guys when they cross dress.
Or appeal to another fetish.
>>724975865
I'm not a furry.
>>724976299
you are furry
>>724976391
That's because I have a thick coat of body hair to provide warmth during the cold seasons, and to entice the twinks.
>>724976391
why do furries feel like it has to be a lifestyle or identity or something?
I just like jerking off to gay animal people. Its a weird fetish, but I don't see other people with weird fetishes naming themselves and having conventions
>>724976924
Hello my fellow inflationoids, welcome to inflatecon 2017.
>>724976924
I don't have a historical answer to that question but my tentative guess is that furry is more of a genre of porn than it is a single fetish, more similar to hentai than...feet.
>>724976924
it'll be fun go hunt for diapers
>>724977164
I wish I still had the freklz - disney and furries cap.
>>724976924
Being a furry and having a fur fetish are two separate things. Sounds like you are are not a furry, but have a fur fetish, which is not uncommon
>>724977164
you hear about reza?
why did everyone go
God sculpted the first butt for adam
Butts are cute
God is super rad
I don't say Allah or yhwh or Odin
Call him skydawg or stardude
>>724979057
rip
>>724979033
I was trying to get to work.
>>724977367
>trusting a gy who believed he was a twelve year old girl to say anything significant about proper socialization
Katia, love you darling, but you are one dumb mother fucker.
>>724979976
you keep saying that
is it like a 3 hr drive
>>724980352
He was innocent
>>724980662
Been here for a half our now. Just couldn't post while trying to get across the intersections.
>>724980971
what's your job
i hope you are not a plumber
>>724971406
>>724971542
>>724971661
>>724971996
>>724972585
>>724973366
Absolutely garbage tier
>>724980951
Also isn't he an /animus/ poster now? Asking for one of their opinions on furries smacks of a real pot and kettle scenario.
>>724981228
Gas station clerk. No idea why I'm even scheduled tonight, 4 hour shift to close the store.
>>724981419
he was a furry threader before that, and he doesnt lurk the 8ches either I dont think.
hes only active on discord.
>>724981269
>he says as he posts worst Harubon
>>724981269
hooray none on those were mine
>>724981457
that's like almost pointless but be happy for the short day i guess
>>724981534
Well I know he was a furry threader before, beside this place being ground zero for like half of everyone on the internet ever- Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
And he's come a long way since the stoic Hobbes poster, has he filed for the sex change yet?
>>724981557
Eh, its another $39 to the paycheck at least.
>>724982174
>$38
Fuck math.
>>724971236
>>724981780
no but he wore the skirt I bought him and it took about 1 1/2 years to convince him to be the qt grill
>>724982327
>>724982400
>>724982174
dude on the right (viewer right) is
HOT
cheers for newpanic
>>724982343
Gross.
>>724982577
that was my corruption
you're welcome.
I've never been a tripfag before, can someone tell me how?
>>724982512
wrong post i'm a dumbfuckretard
>>724982157
>>724982646
Do whatever you want, no skin off my teeth.
>>724971236
Honestly, what the fuck is the deal with this shit? I have to scroll past this weird shit every night, and I just have to ask,
why?
Did you not have any friends but your pets growing up? Did you experiment on them instead of kids your own age? I figure it cant just be a deliberate attempt to troll, since so much time and energy goes into making these fetish "furry" drawings. Please give me some insight into this shit, somebody. Serious.
>>724982954
do you really want to kown
>>724982870
I'm working it on some guy at work too, he's about 40% there.
>>724983128
This is like reading those deepweb forum posts about "pozzing."
>>724983367
I am the gay agenda.
>>724983118
yes i am genuinely curious.
picture related, some smut for you animals
>>724971236
I did that with my bf last night. My balls got rug burn from his chest hair.
>>724982157
I wanna do that with someone
filthy attention whores
>>724983499
I don't like cats
>>724983499
>>724983661
here you go some s&m
>>724983467
Kinky.
>>724983641
Feeling left out?
>>724983661
>I don't like cats
Leave
>>724983856
hide yo wife
freklz also wasnt the first, the first was a commie canadian.. but to be fair, being a commie, he was halfway to faggot already.
>>724984077
Hey if you are the gay agenda you've been slacking on keeping me posted- My Grandma had to fucking tell me that we hate Christmas and family now apparently, what gives you fucking pansy?
>>724984492
gays hate christmas and family?
shes probably confuses atheists and feminists but its all post-marxist cultural criticism anyway.
she has the right idea, I apologize you didn't get the memo.
>shopping for tshirts in the children's secton
>>724986085
Fat guys need bellyshirts too.
>>724986289
I would recommend simply bisecting a men's small.
>>724986289
if it doesn't cover the belly it's not a belly shirt
it's a moobie shirt
I no longer fit in my shorts, after 3 months of living in the US. This is bad.
>>724986600
japanese gain 20 lbs on average after being in the us for a couple of months
don't remember where i read that
>>724986840
I wouldn't be surprised if I gain as much, if not more, if I don't start taking care of what I eat and join a gym.
This thread is really fucking gay
>>724983641
Yeah they're the worst.