Most aspects of my life are beginning to fall apart, no sign

>>724970743
That noose is too low. He's not going to even hang.

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>>724970859

>>724970859
I dont think a forklift could even handle her

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>>724969744
are you okay op?

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Sneaky jizz is the best medicine, kek

>>724971249
>"im trying"
every.
single.
time.

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>>724971130
why would he pay money to train muscles he doesn't even have, you can flop around on the floor for free.

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>>724969744
Deepwater jew!

>>724970840
>read poster
>see casts
hehe

>>724970910
this is true, this is true

>>724970637
LOST

>>724971422
gif plox?
inb4 2017

>>724971130
why am i angry he has a black belt on.

>>724971130
ah i see the phantom pain is getting a sequel

>>724972376
LOST xd

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>>724969744

>>724973143
Isn't a blackbelt not all that special?

>>724969744
i'd date him

>>724969744
Dude seems chill as fuck

>>724970637
old as fuck and fake but I still lost

>>724971402
Ojala que Rojo la haya fajado por ser tan pelotuda

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>>724973703

>>724969744
Does someone using a FNAF icon, in 2017 count?
https://curiouscat.me/Dangerousreaper

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>>724974580

>>724971130
>lost at file name

>>724969744
How old are you, OP?

You know how you're told things get better when you're a child/teenage? They don't.

Nearly all of us are downwardly mobile meaning we are living a far shittier standard of life as adults than what we grew up in.

The first few years of freedom after moving out are amazing, but then it becomes a very bitter pill to swallow when you realize you'll never accomplish 1/10th or make 1/10th the money your parents did.

Then since the decent women are looking for the best providers you get written off in the dating market, only options being "bottom feeder" women that have struck out with the better guys (for good reason).

Yeah, adulthood in this era is shit. Get used to it. Find a vice to cope like pot or alcohol, sometimes it's the only thing that prevents the .45 caliber aspirin.

I wish I could tell you it gets better but I'd be lying and young people hear that lie way to often...

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>>724969744
>deepwater jew
fucking kek

>>724974975
Youre a bitter loser. I was broke and dated 8-9's. Im also rich now cause I worked my ass off (and still do)

>>724974975
I make like 2x what my parents did. Try going to school and getting a real job.

>>724972430
Am I mad black boi?

>>724974975
yeah mate im with >>724975246 ...you're just a loser, anyone with the right amount of motivation can make anything of themselves, wanna get girls? go to the gym and stick it out, wanna get money? be fucking good at what you do and stand out. you probably play video games all day and whine on /b/ do something with your life because no one else is gonna change it

>>724973703
It's not, only one discipline used the belt system originally, and it was mainly about not fighting.

Now you can sign up at nearly any McDojo and are guaranteed a belt in time just because you paid, you don't need to learn or show up.

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>>724972931
LOST

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>>724976121
>Now you can sign up at nearly any McDojo and are guaranteed a belt in time just because you paid, you don't need to learn or show up.
Even those times are over nowadays, look, you can simply buy them from china, without ever having to leave your home:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/125pcs-free-ship-martial-arts-belt-Karate-Taekwondo-Judo-Jiu-jitsu-tae-kwon-do-belt-Karate/578770774.html

Maybe its just for some autoerotic asphyxiation

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8axIirRBTs

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>>724976685

>>724976732
they wouldn't write all that shit back

>>724976469
I teach karate, and as my style takes a minimum of 10 years to earn a black belt, and a student must be 18 by the time they receive it. This is actually a good deal if you have about 15 students who all have the same waist size (and they damn better if they're gonna be fit). My only concern is how durable the higher ranked belts are since the students tend to have those for a longer period of time.

>>724970859
i would live in a "home of sexuals"
just sayin

>>724973956
I was fully expecting it to be a picture of HRC

>>724976462
This made my child support payments easier to make

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>>724977726
???

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>>724971653
Fucking Ronald Raygun over here...

>>724970576
Haha that's FONNY!!!!

>>724976930
Sauce on teacher? I want to dick stamp her womb.

>>724969976

how the fuck did i lose to this?

>>724970910
The words would get in his way

>>724971315
"Black can't be racist!"

>>724972131

Fucking still gets me.
After like a year

>>724975125
I lose

>>724971402
Such is life in argentina

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>>724980220

goddamn it you motherfucker

>>724976462
If I was a mod I would ban you.

I haven't lost to any of this shit. Step it up, faggots.

>>724981871
>9gag
End yourself.

>>724981871
So now it's just take shit from one of the other ylyl threads that still active. This is why the banana was created.

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>>724980220

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>>724982103

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>>724982054

>>724970671
almost lost

>>724976541
ohhhh I want to friend that guy on nano
fucking lel

>>724980281
>when you haven't seen your child in a month

>>724969744
>a rare deepwater jew

>>724982975
This isn't a rage you lose bread

F̛̛̛̓̃̂̋͌̃̾̈̍̅̇̿͑̈́͑̏̽̃̓̀͌̎̈̉̋̂̎͛̆͐̅͗͋̈́͊̈́̊̆̂͌̿͒͒̾̅̈̿̏̏̅̾̽͗͐̈͋̌̔̀̅̆̏̂̆̓̄̅͛̑̌̏͛̈́̌̈́͐͌̉̈́͂̿͂̓͌͒̓͛̚͘̕̕̚̚͠͝͝͝ȧ̜̣̰͎̂͗͘͜͝g̥̬͔̯̩͐͗̍̈́̋g̡̨̨͖̥͗͗̀̑̋ọ̺̲͙̺̋̈́͆̀̃t̳͈͓̫̻̐́̊̊͘

>>724977000
Funny but fake. Tapeworms don't have the skeltal or muscle structure needed to move.

>>724976541
1488 words so far

>>724984632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uk_aCZxmWY

>>724983189
Doesn't rhyme. It'd rhyme if it read find out they're* brothers. Gay.

Source: 6th year rhymist and grammar finder

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>>724985153

>>724984915
Not a tapeworm.

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fresh OC

>>724985417
lost

>>724976221
*croissant

>>724985263
iktf

>>724985263
#pray4attention2017

>>724981871
>toasts

>>724971956
kek'd hard

>>724970637
Sandy Hook never happened, but I still lol'd.

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>>724971249
i second >>724971424

>>724985417
Why Sweden?

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>>724989376

>>724970261
oh my god why did i lose so hard to this...

>>724970132
That's a pretty impressive match

>>724989821
No it's not you fucking moron

>>724989376
Go ask /pol/ and they will be more than happy to tell you.

You are probably not going to like the answer though, /pol/ has a way of making people depressed.

>>724980391
joke's on you they're in england

>>724989821
you gotta be a fucking moron to think that

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>>724989821
Shut your mouth you fucking moron.

>>724976221
No you didn't,

topping kek
live youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXPkJXCQvc

>>724990953
a Jugalo drawing Furries live

>>724989821
shut up you fucking moron

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>>724971130
Seen it before, but lost hard at the filename.

>>724969744
this is from reddit....

>>724991482
reddit stole it from here you huge faggot
like everything that ever existed

>>724982025
Doesn't look like any Popeye's bag I've seen

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>>724969744

>>724976732
Fake and gay

>>724980220
Its actually a good book, have the pdf in my drive account

>>724970030
Lost

>>724992429
The fucking bag says "Popeyes Chicken".

>>724972109
old but lol'd

>>724984359
lost.

>>724992429
nigger kike detected

>>724980220
My friend owns this.

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If you want some quality lols be sure to stop by Pastor Gary's Twitter today and let him know that he's a scam artist piece of shit.

https://twitter.com/GaryKeesee

>>724979993
>liun
fuck

>>724978098
MODS MODS MODS

>>724994990
back to plebbit you fucking newfag

>>724989821
moron

>>724974031
Nice meme, I'd like to buy it from you for 10 gauchos.

top

>>724992429
It is if you get them from the Popeye's near there. I know this because I've gotten it from there.

>>724978098
>clump of cells

>>724989821
you mormon

724969744

Lost on OP's post.

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>>724979993
Lost extremely hard to the pic-title combo

>>724986221
Its meant to be that way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTpvWKWUEvA

>>724971130
All that time and money spent and he's still a fishing bobber.

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Still the best

>>724982025
Popeye's chicken is the shizzneck

>>724971249
>i'm trying
lost

>>724970132
>oldfagradar

>>724976462
Pastry school graduate here to take shit too seriously. I ate a lot of cookie dough in school. Gained like 35 pounds in just my crotch. Never once did I get the Mays shits.

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>>724976685

funniest thing here tbh.

>>724972430
>always lose to this

>>724984685
Meaning that if he's an average typist, he's put in around 1.5 hours into his shitty novel. only 58.5 more to go..

>>724997278
They give out paper bags at ours; I guess my town is more of an impoverished shithole than I thought

>>724978098
What's so funny? It's a bunch of garbage.

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Fresh from /x/

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>>725001100
Still nice tribbledubs

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>>725001585

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>>724982155
chekd

>>724972933
download vlc player on mobile it's free and plays webm files.

>>724984867
>youknownothingaboutsaladsjohnsnow.jpg
>winteriscomingbetterputonsomelayers.png
>kingofthenorthandthebuffetline.gif

>>724976412
I am high.

>>724998709
>2000 years and my wounds still hurt
>2000 years
>still not healed
>son of God
What a shitty deity.

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>>724989821
nobody asked to hear your opinion you fucking moron

>>724969744
Navyseal dude

>>724989821
nyoron

>>724990519
SO WHAT ARE THOSE TWO ASSAULT WEAPONS DOING ON THE PICTURE, LAD?!

Called the police m8.

>>724989821
What a fucking moron

>>724997818
>Implying it was aborted; not a dumpster baby.

>>724976529
Boy howdy I could go for some clam chowdy

>>724969744
Rare Deepwater Jew made me lose harder than I've lost in a long time.

>>724973859
Yeah, until he breaks your assbone fucking you "gently"

>>724998928
Nice

>>724970353
This can't be fucking real.

>>724974447
whats the difference between first dan and eleventh dan? looks the same to me

>>724977417
>as my style takes a minimum of 10 years
Yeah but usually it takes 1 year to earn a black belt in any bs "martial arts" school and it's worthless.
So yeah.

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>>724970671
Why the fuck do people feel like they have to edit the fucking text?

For fuck's sake.

>>725006616
Yellow stripes on the end of the belt

>>724992436
wat? when was this?

>>724984632
yeah fake.
maybe it would be a tingling sensation?

not sure if you could feel it tho.

>>724969744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlOi1UVRlkY

>>724982975
> retarded kid has retarded parents
Well, big surprise.

>>724997818
moralfag pls go

>>724983189
it's not like they will have kids tho

>>724971080
Lost because the bird became a starfish

>>724977000
dubtrips & lost.
how can a day get better?

>>724982869
>when you are my ex

>>725000965
"""art"""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKC73gJZJ58

>>725006919
the first dan has none.. on the wiki pic at least.
second dan has two yellow, etc etc.

>>725007305

I lol'd, you're so funny anon XDDDDDDDDD

>>724971315
I honestly hate these captions. Sometimes they're good, but most of the time they're completely unnecessary. The picture itself, like the one I'm replying, stand pretty well on its own.

Like there's this picture delicting guy loving then losing a girl, and the caption is "This is what I fear the most." Yeah okay, I don't give a fuck, the picture says everything.

Why does simple shit people do piss my off so much?

>>724971315
Just let them starve god fucking damn

>>724979650
>After like a year

Hello, newfriend

>>724972933
Use Google Chrome, bruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI-BsrASA1o

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Some OC I just found on Facebook.

>>724971956
Fuckin lel'd

>>724976659
>just get ur friend to fist you
>that easy
Fucking lost

>>724972376
Fucking based Ken M

>>724972430
I dunno what's funnier, the black dude or the fact Saddam Hussein just watched him smash an inflatable sex doll.

>>724972131
Fucking still gets me.
After like 2 years

>>724972109
Old as feck, but still I kekd

>>724976732
This is fake, Harvard calls itself Harvard University not Harvard College

>>724976221
>CWOSONT
FUCKIN LOST

>>725006471
Black people do exist you know anon.

>>725000965
>MFW the clit is referred to as "the woman in the boat"

>>724974447
>be 4th dan black belt man
>see dude punch old lady
>challenge dude for fight
>see stripes on belt
>really hard to tell if 4 stripes or 5 on his belt
>fight
>lose
>get demoted to 3 dan
>tfw

>>724976659
>think I'm gay

>>724978864
This has dever failed to get be

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>>724976412
Lost

>>724979993
>u fockin w0t

>>724972131
lost

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https://youtu.be/swADgRCALWk

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>>725007305
this made me lol'd

>>724971130
Black belt draft excluder

>>724971956
fucking lost hard

>>724982869
>>725007474
When you when you

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>>724969744

>>724969744
me too bro, Just when literally everything else gets fucked up, then my health starts to go too. Well at least we got 4chan

>>725000634
Thanks

>>724970859
only black men will handle this

>>724989821
YEAH FUCK MORMON!!!!!
do piss of?

>>724971130
god that's painful to watch

>>725001965
It's really like if Sam and Jon did the fusion dance

>>724977417
why the hell does your art take 10 years? I got a black belt in mine in 4 and it's a karate-aiki mix.

>>724975246
There were 3 lies in this post.

>>724989821
Shut up you fuckin moron!

>>724971249
so fucking cringe when these assholes roleplay actions. "-grabs him by the throat-"

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>>724971956
Fukken KEK

>>725009503
Why are all British newspapers always just shitty tabloids? Really embarrassing for your country to be honest.

>>724978098
That clean cut suggests they kept the leg possibly for some cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760

>>724985417
i saw that thread yesterday

>>724972131
Fucking still gets me

>>724992436
did this actually happen wtf?

>>725011060
or a keychain. kinda like a lucky rabbits foot

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>>724999254

>>724970743mfwmylife.png

>>724971653
That ass tho.

>>724972430
Got me

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>>724989821

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>>725013237

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>>725013460