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Ask an active duty US army infantryman on staff duty anything.

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Ask an active duty US army infantryman on staff duty anything.
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>>724962999
timestamp pls
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fuck pogs am i rite
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Mos code ? Where'd you go to basic? I'm a 35n
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where you stationed faggot
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Where are the ayys hiding
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>>724962999
What was your ASVAB score
>90 here
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>>724962999
Sorry you couldn't make it in the private sector. You're welcome for the tax dollars/ welfare.
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Do you like Superman's new suit op?
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>>724962999
How long are they letting you have your phone for?
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>>724963087
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how many dudes, on an average day, is your wife banging while you're deployed?
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>>724962999
Wheres the nudes?
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>>724962999
Excited to finally have leadership with balls?
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how does it feel to be a beta male and not make it into the marines, also you're probably into jody banging your wife.
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>>724963503
about treefiddy
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>>724963503
Not OP but the Average is one a week
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>>724962999
How long until we're in world war 3 with the Russians?
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>>724962999
I've been thinking of joining either the Army or the Marines but I'm not sure which one to choose. Any advice? Also nice trips.
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>>724962999
How about you get off the phone before staff duty rips you a new one?
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David?
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>>724963167
11b, Fort Benning 2012
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>>724963989
yes?
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>>724963251
CLIMB TO GLORY. Hint hint
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>>724963260
I don't have the clearance to tell you from S2
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And 2ID stationed there now? Kinda been wondering how high the shit has hit the fan. I miss Camp Casey.
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>>724963320
I forget my asvab score, my gt score is 114
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>>724964057
Same. What battalion?
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>>724964288
>114
Oh you poor dumb fool
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>>724963397
I pay taxes with your taxes. It goes towards cigarettes, thanks man
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>>724964143
fucking leg, dont speak to me until your a koopa trooper
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>>724963439
I'm not in basic, mom let's me do what I want.
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>>724962999
Why did you choose to just throw away your life?
You aren't fighting for anyones freedom m8.
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>>724963503
Implying I'm not gay
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How many Nutty Bars are left in the day room snack machine?
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>>724964647
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>>724963589
Since the Lord and savior Dailey, I am happy. Beards soon I hope
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>>724963624
If I wanted to play with crayon eaters I'd become a special education councillor
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>>724963459
Op Delivers! Hi, op, post tits now.
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>>724964972
Yeah then we will be able to smoke weed. Keep dreaming brother.
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>>724963803
We train to adapt to different combat scenarios. Woodland and desert.
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>>724964392
Lol you fucking faggot. Do you really think anyone believes that? God, sometimes I love this place.
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>>724963968
Army If you want a better quality training and life, depending on MOS. Marine If you want a deeper sense of self worth and brotherhood and like to eat crayons and never rank up.
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>>724965158
So... does that mean we're gonna lose against the Russians?
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>>724964085
KU$H KONNEXXXION
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>>724965078
you mean if you wanted to hang with the real alpha males you would have grown a pair and join the marines. i know its hard for you to understand that we are the superior branch of the military. also as we speak jody and his cousins r running a train on the cousin you married after u got out of basic.
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>>724963986
I AM THE STAFF DUTY.
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>>724964938
ty needed more for my collection!
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>>724965315
Lol gotcha m8
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>>724965457
NCO or Officer? God help you if lower enlisted.
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Where you sent out with isaf? Arthur? Helman provins? If so did I meet you at camp bastion?
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>>724962999
Why is there a no flu zone over Antarctica?
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>>724964647
Damn aircorns
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>>724964792
Travel the world and shoot cool shit. Ever jerk off in the desert?
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You ever fought a marine?
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>>724964908
Tfw no snack machine in battalion
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>>724965112
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>>724965144
Believe in Dailey.
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>>724962999
How old are you
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>>724965366
Not sure, don't think I'd survive the war though
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>>724966369
OP
Is delivering
Now post dick
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>>724966369
Icantfaptothis.jpeg
Greetings from TX. Have a nice day!
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>>724962999
so what's it like? Is it what you expected?
what's the food like?
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if you wanna be a real solider, instead of a toy solider in the army of Uncle Sam.. join the French legion, sas, sbs or hunter force in Denmark..
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>>724965366
That was going to happen regardless thanks to Good'Ol Cap'n Trump.
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>>724965664
I'm just a specialist promotable, I don't know shit
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>>724966998
>French legion
Kek'd
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>>724963630
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>>724965761
Helmad fam
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>>724966193
Combatives? Fuck yeah
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>>724966442
24
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>>724962999
Why are you wearing bdus? That uniform wad phased out 10 years ago.
This thread bullshit .
Op is a faggot
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>>724966442
How old are you damnit
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Do you put your gun in your ass sometimes when lonely?
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>>724967512
multicam?
the new ocp?
>know nothing or the army
>being this stupid
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>>724966739
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>>724967905
Met any Corpsman? Prob a long shot to ask but got proof you're real military.
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>>724962999
if you're here, I weep for your military... bunch of sick fucks. you should have been more responsible. it goes to show, the military is desperate.
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>>724962999
is your name THELAW?
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>>724967905
Tiny leg dick, does your team leader know you're on 4chan?
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>>724967905
>This
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>>724963167
>not smart enough to be 35P

get fucked fag
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>>724966939
It's like hanging out and camping with your buddies and seeing dicks, food ain't too bad
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Do you feel special bragging about being infantry, when all you do is mow lawns and do bitch work?
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>>724968503
Do you feel special knowing you're a POG
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>>724968645
do you feel special, snowflake?
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>>724968735
top kek
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Thank you for your service sir.
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>>724968645
yes, because I actually do what I was trained to do. and I have several job opportunities waiting for me after
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OP
Post your dick hard
>Inb4 op won't deliver
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>>724968735
>10-15 percent of the Army is infantry.
Deadly snowflake.

>>724968975
>Done my job.
Someone's never heard of the war thats been going on for a few years now. Done my job a few times now. And im not a POG feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>724962999
Nice trips sir.
may i have a hug, sir.
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The military's full of queers, what a disgrace.
Lets add another layer of mental illness on top of the PTSD
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>>724962999


fuck this thread and the faggot who started it. yeah you seem real busy posting on a board filled with degenerates.

my guess is that you're hard up for a pat on the back.

so go fuck yourself
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>>724962999
Post pics of army bitches
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>>724962999
why did you join the pussy branch?
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OP is back, lieutenant interupted snuggle time, give a second to catch up.
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>>724962999
What was the worst (as in most terrible) horror movie you have ever watched?
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>>724968150
I am a team leader damn leg.
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>>724969881
Been down range yet?
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>>724969881
you seem like a cool person, i'd like to gett to know you
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>>724968045
We don't have corpsmen, we have medics. Docs.
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>>724969697
>not asking to post other army men dicks
why do you even exist?
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>>724968068
Implying we're not humans implying we're not sick fucks
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>>724968045
Ayyy im going in as a corpsman.
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>>724968144
They call me Lumberjack
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>>724970359
piss off go back to the hole you were shit out of
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>>724968503
No I've done infantry shit, we just don't have a full time use when not training. So why not janitor
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>>724967748
>Posts picture of bdus
>says they're COP

Yep, you're a faggot
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>>724970692
Why not just go fuck yourself, hmmm?
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>>724968997
Payperview
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>>724969423
I'm not a sir, I work for a living
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>>724969617
No. I'm on 24 hour duty and nothing to do, pat my back or suck my dick. Either will do
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>>724969827
Because I enjoy life
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>>724969937
I love horror movies in general. Stoneherst asylum is probably my favorite. .. least... probably SAW movies, no story, just gore
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>>724970017
Helmad, circa late 2015
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>>724970161
You can buy me with cigarettes
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>>724971223
>nothing to do
you could have killed yourself
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>>724970275
Pics get you in trouble, enjoy experiences
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>>724964143
TO THE TOP... FAGGOT
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>>724962999
what a waste of trips...post dem whore pic from the marine redeem dem trips
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>>724970386
I love medics/corpsmen, they become like brothers too
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>>724970568
I shit in toilets when possible
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What's your 2nd general order, maggot?
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>>724971563
you should really consider quitting among other things
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Should of went marines you pussy cunt
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>>724967512
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You can't be doing that J
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>>724962999
Put the bag in the chair or this thread is fake
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>>724971674
Ayyyyyyyy
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Aussie combat engineer reporting in
Afgan tour
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>>724967905
Didn't have the balls to do that at the CQ desk. You must he an E-1
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>>724971789
I will obey my special orders and perform all of my duties in a military manner. >>724971789
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>>724964792
Different fag here, got out and used military to pay for college. Chillin with 100k job now and have 430k chilling for when I want to buy a house with a veteran program. Best thing I did, no regrets
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Marine nudes?
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Ask an active duty sailor anything.
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>>724972227
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>>724972418
I trained with a few in clfx
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>>724962999

How does it feel knowing you're a welfare queen at the moment?
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>>724962999
Get off of /b/ you dumb fuck
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Your fuckin uniform is unserviceable. Fix that shit.
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hey OP, active army mp here, how about you get a new fuckin uniform
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Hey dude, thanks for your service! I just wanna know was joining the army worth it? Is it as bad as the movies?
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>>724973391
Stfu and kill yourself now. It's worse than any movie portrays...If you see combat
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>>724973391
Not op, but it can be. I was in an infantry unit, did some cool shit. My buddies reenlisted and went sf. Now they do some bad ass fun shit. Makes me want to sign back up
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>>724973051
Monica
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>>724973350
Fuckin' right? What a shitbag. Probably doesn't shower regularly either. Your fucking team leader has failed you.
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>>724973713
OP is def one of those soldiers that show up to formation with neck hair and a half empty canteen
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>>724962999
How tall are you?
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>>724972796
whats up shipm8
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