You know the deal, dubs decides

>>724952384
Ask her what makes you different from all the other White girls

Ask her if she does bdsm

Sharpie in pooper

Tip your Fedora and shit in her mouth

ask if she's into anal

>>724952384
"Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it"

Call her a cunt

Send a dick pic

send her a picture of your asshole up close and personal

>>724952691
This

"you seem chill as fuck, whats your credit card number?"

Peg me please

>>724952691
roll

>>724952469
roll

Ask if she can eat prunes out your ass

Ask her to send a pic of her finger in the ass

>>724952384
Pretty sure I could fit these lovely glasses in my urethra

if i were to take anal beads out of your ass.. how fast would be too fast exactly?

Ask if you can scream at her clit

>>724952469
roll

>>724952384
At the first moment I laid eyes upon your beautiful face, I shoved a sharpie in me pooper

>>724952469
again

>>724953308
roll

>>724952469
AGAIN!

Tell her you had a crush on her for some time

>>724952469
>>724952469
ayy limeao

Ask her when she transitioned.

>>724952469
get

Pooooooo. I'm the retarded

>>724952469
rollerino

>>724952469

>>724953463
Reroll

>>724952384
>what makes you different from all the other White girls

Ask her for two in the pink one in the stink pic

>>724953626
this

i want to shit on your face

>>724953463
Roll

>>724953728
get

Would you peg me?

>>724952384
Ask if she's a good witch or a bad witch

Have fun getting laid

Gonna save with dubs. Don't worry fags.
>Can you suck at life and my cock at the same time?

>>724953933
WINRAR

>>724953977
Ohhhhhhh

Bet you can't guess how many times I jacked off to you tinder pics?

>>724953933
Will OP deliver?

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>>724953933
Op here, I delivered

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>>724953977
Fuck you, but here

>>724954186
Commence giggles

>>724953463
i still like this one though! roll

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>>724954122
Fuck you too

>>724954335
Give the people what they want

I fucking hate it when people yell at me for masturbating on the bus, like, I have a medical condition & I need to be doing this, you wouldn't get angry at a breastfeeding mother and that's pretty much the same shit. I honestly can't stand these ableist cunts who don't have to deal with the same problems & judging me because I do.

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>>724953463
Here you go

>>724954719
roll

>>724954719
rollerino

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Op here, she was hot too. it would have been a nice date

>>724954854
If you wanted it to work out you wouldn't have let us dictate your texts to her

>>724954956
You know, you're right. I would have went with the white girl comment

I'm sorry for being a bit weird, when I'm masturbating my thoughts get a little skewed.

How keen are you on attending an orgy?

>>724955145
Kek

No response yet boys, I may have spooked her

>>724954854
>implying there isn't a chance

Only 1 in every 400 men can suck their own dick, I guess I'm super skilled.

>>724955558
If only you clicked sooner

>>724955558
In my experience, it's up in the air

Are you an archaeologist?

All these texts are being dictated by 4chan

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Holy shit

>>724955907
Mother of god

>>724955907
No fucking way

I am going to inflict bodily harm on you with my guns

>>724955907
She wants the D

>>724952384
But all jokes aside, youre really attractive

>>724955907
BLASPHEMY! REPENT OR EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF CHRIST

>>724955907
I'm only kidding haha, most other conversation starters are so generic. How are you Andrea?

Feel like being stretched out later?

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>>724955907
K E K
E
K

>>724956245
Reroll

>>724956245
Roll

>>724956234
>autistic christianfag reroll

Jk jk, all those texts were a dare

>>724956399
LAME

>>724956382
reroll

>>724956539
If you don't start being nice at first then you'll never get nudes out of them

>>724956604
No one here is trying to get nudes

>>724956600
NNNNICE, thanks anon

Please girl describe your toes or maybe send 3D scan?

I'll have you know I have gotten over 40000 dubs this year alone, I'm an important man.

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>>724956234
my chance only gets worse

I tried to kill myself last month because my tinder date didn't show enough interest in me

>>724957037
Dude. Why didn't you send the get before that one?

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>>724957037
Nigger

>>724957169
Umad

>>724957037
Oh this is gud
[spoiler]also why are you doing this?[/spoiler]

>>724956399
Op her, I aint no bitch

>>724957533
OP here, might as well have fun with it. there are more attractive women in this world than I can possibly talk to so what's one off the list

>>724957769
Idc if you don't like it, you have to honor the get, besides, she'll go back to thinking you're weird when you continue saying fucked shit after apologizing.

Are you at all mixed race? I only date pure whites.

>>724958092
reroll

>>724958092
roll

The only things I hold dear to me are my yugio cards and my dragonbone katana

>>724958313
roll

Need to get a response before talking more shit for it to organically blend

Send me your tits so I can cum, I'm close

>>724958744
10/1０

>>724958744
Rarniw

>>724958313
Op here, rolling for this

>>724959388
DO IT NOW

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>>724959388
>>724958744
What the fuck have I done to myself

>>724959656
absolute madman

>>724959730
I don't know why she hasn't unmatched me

>>724959792
because it's fucking hilarious

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AND SHE RESPONDS

>>724959792
crazy bitch

>>724959951
GIMME THE FUCKING TEETS WOMAN

>>724959656
Oh my krishna

Can you please answer i cant jizz if you dont answer

>>724960011
Fucking double dubs

>>724959951
I'll be your daddy

>>724960011
Oh sheeeeeet

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>>724959951

>>724960011
OH FUCK

>>724960011
>>724960066
Perfect one two combo

>>724960066
Well, another double dubs

>>724956245
Re-Fucking-Roll, please based rng double digits

>>724960099
You have to send her this pic

>>724959951
ONE VODKA AND CIGARETTZ :}

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>>724960011
I must honor your roll anon

>>724960011
>>724960066
>>724960099

HOLY SHIT

>>724960359
This

>>524952580

>>724952384
Fuck You

>>724960187
kek have not seen one in a while XD

>>724960373
FUCKING
HELL

>>724960455
>>724960477
Oh well

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>>724960066
I'm delivering like a fucking pregnant whore in labor

>>724960373
JESUS FUCK OP
>this whole thread
someone save this gold

>>724960602
''I'm actually a 31 year old man living in my moms basement. So, that qualifies as an adult, my lady''

>>724960602
Dear diary today was a good day, OP was NOT a fgt this day!

>>724960602
GET THE FUCK OUT OFF MY HEAD

>>724960099
I can't post pics man sorry

Nice 4chin ruined a date

FINISH HER

>>724960788
OH BOI

Put me in the screenshot, also check out my mixtape

Shove your tits up your asshole and provide picks, that shit really makes me horny

>>724960788
OOOOH SHIT>>724960788

My nipples hurt when I squeeze them.

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>>724960788
It's finished. She has to be kill after this

ACCEPT MY LOVE YOU BITCH

Ain't nothin to it, dubs made me do it

>>724960814
rollin'

Would you be interested in beating the shit out of me sexually?

>>724961075
Hmh

>>724961055
Ayyy lmao

>>724961085
le re-roll

>>724961055
I'm so glad the get was got just now

Op here, someone chronicle this please. It's the day I didn't meet my wife on tinder

Good let the HENTAI flaw through you!

>>724961085
Rolling for this

>>724961033
op do you genuinely have autism do you not know how roll threads work

you remove the "s

idiot

>>724960948
Reroll

>>724961033
I love you OP
You're a hero for doing this

>>724961255
Nice.

>>724961055
Absolute gold

How many dildos do you think I can take? (Hint: it's over 4)

I am just fucking with you. Wanna meat up and check out my collection of booger filled cumsocks?

I voted for trump

I sexually identify as a pony, sexist scum

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OP isn't a faggot for once

>>724961297
>TOO.MANY.DUBS.IN.THIS.THREAD

someone screencap this shit

also: So, you wanna go on a proper date or what?

This is what a feminist looks like

>>724961253
I just copied and pasted. Now someone roll some other horrible shit before I shit myself

Fuck my ass and call me billy

Error: Dubs overload

Someone screencap please

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>>724961468
Not enough trips

>>724961553
Fuck my mouth and call me Bobby

>>724961553
rull

>>724961033
missed chanse for

"I can be your daddy"

I would totally finger your butthole

Let me cum over girl

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Put my dog in the screencap

always wondered how the insides of a dead woman feel like.. had not opportunity... yet.

Amazing

>>724961698
Fucking one off

>>724961632
winning post here, agree with you on that one

I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you

>>724961553
Roll

>>724961800
Dubs do it?

Five inches is all I need, but I'll make do with three

Guys, tits. Don't you want tits? Stop rolling for autistic shit

op you give me hope

>>724961800

winrar

I will make your pooper large.

>>724961773
Yes

Where is op?

>>724961553

reroll

>>724961922
YAY

OP is kill

>>724961922
I don diddly did it

Where the fuck are the text screenshots?

>>724961953
She came over and ate him

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>>724961800
Here you go you bastard

>>724962072
legend

>>724962072
>>724961922
Do dis OP

>>724962072
<3

>>724962072
YOU MISSED SO MANY GETS

>>724962072
ask her why she takes such a fucking long time to respond

Hey answer me I am an adult and I can be the nicest person ever or I can treat you like a dindo nuffin if that's your thing, you decide babe.

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>>724961773
This has to do me in. So long folks

>>724952469
Roll

>>724962245

OP = god

>>724962245
:^))

>>724962245
> I have one in my basement though, but shes not warm so i might have to warm her up abit

>>724962245
Amazing!!!

>>724962337
Rolling

>>724962245
Op, you glorious bastard

AND RESPOND, B(U/I)TCH

>>724962419
r

>>724961055
>>724962072
Plz

>>724962337
Add:
Maybe you could join me ;)

>>724953463
rolllll

>>724952469
Rollin

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>>724962245
Its been a blast, thanks OP

>>724962419
ra

"How am I coming off so far? ;))"

Anyway, you've got pets?

>>724962337
rrr

>>724962504
When ya coming over bae ;))

>>724962419
;i;i;

>>724962245

My real name is Marcel Heße btw but I guess that doesnt tell you much teehee...

>>724962419
drgrd

>>724962556
FUCKING ONE OFF

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>>724961055
Here you go

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do you think whites are the superior race?

I haven't cleaned my dick for 5 days, can you tell me what these white things under my foreskin are???

>>724961773
You ruin it with shit like this

>>724962337
ROLLING NIGGY

>>724962654
Ro

>>724962483
No problem anon, who needs poon anyways

>>724962595
"Have you ever been fucked by a real man? I sure have ;))"

>>724962595
L E G E N D S T A T U S A C H I E V E D

I'm actually sending you messages of what people on a website called '4chan' have asked me to send you I'm not really degenerate

>>724962337
Add: Just kidding. (and the post ofc)

>>724962753
rolo

>>724962595

Andrea, Andrea can't you see? Spics and niggers need to hang from trees!

>>724962654
Absolutely

>>724962595
She's hot as fuck and you fucked your chances, you absolute hero

I'm watching you bae ;)

>>724952469
Reroll!

>>724962753
Rollin

>>724962818
ahhaha this

>>724962818
Rollin

>>724962791
I already got dubs saying that shit earlier and he was a jew about it

>>724962855
Oh boi

>>724962851
I know. Probably couldn't land her anyways, but she still hasn't deleted me...

Now it's weird and I'm out

>>724962871
Re roll

>>724962753
rollerino

>>724962818

roll

>>724962694
cry fag

>>724962937
Sorry wasn't paying attention

Do you like European cinema?
I've got popcorn and pizza and we can watch Pasolini's Salo 120 days of sodom

>>724962937
Where? I'll post it

>>724963000
>>724962977

scum

Post only one reply and wait for her answer. More fun that way.

>>724962977
chekt

>>724962954
Fuck it go for redemption

"Sorry I had monkeys on typewriters composing my messages for me, how ya doin"

Rrrreereeeee show us the penus!!!!!

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>>724962855
And another one

>>724963107
this is how you get laid OP

>>724962855
Don't let me get unchecked

>>724963000
dubs and trips. fuck now op has to do it

>>724963225
This

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>>724956245
>I'm only kidding haha, most other conversation starters are so generic
>How are you Andrea?

>>724963225
ROLL

hitler is my true bae

I found your information on facebook and I'm coming over right now.

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SHES NOT DEAD

>>724963230
I wish I'll become you one day

Rrrrrrreeeeeeeee!!!

>>724963333
FUCKYES NIGGER