Secrets/Vent/Advice thread

Why is it that theres always something on my mind?

Yesterday it was the "soft rejection" from my friend.

And now today, it's being worried about her dropping out of college

She sent this text "Yeah, I'm looking to work in FDNY EMS and one of my friends work in the department, so it might work out"

Keep in mind, FDNY does not offer Part Time employment, and that she's looking to start in August, when classes traditionally begin. Also, they do not require a graduate degree, or any college credits at all. And she already dropped out of a well regarded Uni (WVU) for a community college.

>>724950889

oh good! it's the "she wants me and talks to me all the time but when I try to get together she can't but she wanted to over vacation she said "let's give it a shot" but she's always busy and everyone tells me she really wants me and its a good sign" faggot

Good to see you back.

Let's here the latest. What excuses has she given you lately? How has she evaded "going out" with you?

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>>724950889
>"so it might work out"

"Let's give it a shot"

While I was vacationing in Thailand a man approached me. He had a young girl with him. He explained that his family was very poor and he would be willing to "rent" his daughter to me for 200$ American per week. I paid him and took her back to where I was staying. Not only did I not leave my room for the week but I extended my stay by two weeks. If that little girl was fertile I definitely left her with a bastard white baby.

>>724952110

young enough you think she wasn't fertile.

so you got nonstop loli for 2 weeks for $400

>>724950889

I figured out the secret to fucking captcha so you don't have to fucking click 12 fucking boxes.

>I know how you can click just one box

>>724952207
Actually it was 3 weeks and 600$

>>724952518
You drastically overpaid.

>>724952518

where the fuck are you from? no american says 600$.

>>724952110
So how did she react? Was she into it? Were you her first experience? Did she initiate it after three weeks or did you have to push yourself on her every time?

Truth is I just don't trust my girlfriend anymore, she has a past but i never realised it would bother me this much, she deleted a facebook conversation from a guy she works with off her phone and now i'm just too suspicious. I don't know if I can see a future for us.

>>724953234

grow up faggot

>>724953375
newfag

>>724952518
>>724953021
>>724952110

you absolutely have to green text some of that

>a lot of it

>>724953519

ha

>>724953709
amen

Sometimes when I cum, a peice of sweet corn will pop out of my japseye but I don't eat sweet corn. Does this happen to anyone else?

>>724953709
this

>>724950889
Inter dimension
Vampires

>>724953021
It was obviously not her first time or she was coached really well ahead of time. She was all smiles and playful but it didn't always seem genuine. She waited for me to initiate always but never seemed upset when I did. By her performance I'm really leaning towards me not being the first to fuck her. To those that think I overpaid I think 3 weeks of 24 hour access to 9 yr old pussy was worth it. I would have paid more actually.

>>724954465
you've got to greentext or just write it out man.

>>724954643
This

>>724954643
I wasted the first day just having her blow me several times. This was my first time with a girl so young and I admit I was probably more nervous than she was. Her blowjobs ok she could only fit the head of my dick and maybe and inch or two more in her mouth. But she slurped sucked and well lip nibbled I guess pretty well. I came in her mouth on on her face a few times that night. The next morning when I woke up to her naked in my bed( she really didn't get to wear clothes much) I looked her up and down and knew I had to fuck her. I woke her up by putting my dick in her mouth. She didn't seem surprised or scared. After maybe 30 secs I popped it outta her mouth and mounted her. Omg the first time I plunged my dick into her little cunt I was shocked at how good it felt. Like sticking my dick in molten steel that Kung fu gripped it. I didn't have any condoms and after bare backing her that morning I refused to get any. The second day alone I fired off probably five loads into her and didn't let up for three weeks. I'll admit she's also the first girl I did anal with, I was always to shy to ask women and this girl had to do whatever I asked. I actually had a lot of firsts with her. For the next three weeks she was full of my cum in all her holes. My best vacation and fondest memories. Would do again but married now and hard to vacation in another country alone.

>>724956154
Id love to wakeup to her riding my cock.

I helped my ex girlfriend to get fucked by a friend's dog

>>724956428
Greentext

>>724950928
Why'd she drop outta WVU? I'm from Morgantown and it's a solid school. '04 grad myself

>>724956491
>>724956428
include her name and phone number in the greentext

>>724950889
Once a year i go to south america to fuck "questionable age" chicks.
It's wonderful, everything is cheap in south america and they treat you like a god for being white.

>>724956531
I don't know really, never pushed to find out.

If I had to guess its was either that she was a excellent student in HS that just wasn't cut out for Uni (She was National Honor Society and all that shit) or she had a bout of depression that hurt her performance.

Long story short, got drunk and slept with best friend. I'm straight but I still would love to do it again. Just for fun.

>>724956849
Not to hurt ur feelings but there's a lot of partying down here. Just saying. Mighta got to her

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I derail threads on /b.

>>724957043
Maybe. But she seems like too much of a "nerd" and workaholic to get involved in that. Well, atleast to the point where it would affect her. Honestly something more is at play if she's at the same point now at a College that's a step above a CC...

Her 3 College aged siblings all go to relatively solid schools as well. Uni of Maine, SUNY Oneonta, and St. Micheal in VT.

She's the only one going to basically a Community College.

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>>724957485
i like animals with hats a little to much...

>>724957514
I cant pronounce "r"

So i just try not to use words with that letter.

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>>724957838

>>724957514
At least it was just a friend and not ur woman. gotta go chug beer and get ready to watch the Mountaineers play Texas. Peace and chicken grease nigger

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>>724950889

I have a small dick (17cm maximum) and therefore cant enjoy sex because I always imagine how many big dicks the girl already had and that she is pretending for me anyways.

So I decided that I will let myself be castrated so I dont have sexual urges anymore.

My parents still think I will give them grandchildren..idk how to tell them

>>724957856
What?

>>724957990
Yes

>>724957990
Asian

>>724957942

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no wall can stop me

>>724957982
thats not a small dick. 17cms is pretty great! dont worry anon!

My 19yo sister just got braces and just looking at her is making me sooo diamonds

>>724958028
Not really.

>>724957982
17cm is 6.6 inches, stop watching so much porn

>>724957970
Eh, it's still a friend that I deeply care for. So, I really don't want her her to make a stupid choice.

She is a nursing major. IF she sticks with it, and graduates, she would be making ~120k out of the gate in NYC, but if she drops and goes FDNY EMT then she'll make 47k after 5 years if she stays as an EMT, if she goes Medic, then she'll make like 61k a year

I'm losing my mind.
The last week has been really stressful and with my new job I'm only getting at most four hours of sleep each night.
My depression is also worsening and it's not helping either.
I'm so distracted or just plain out of it so I constantly make mistakes throughout the day.
Today I took the wrong exit on the way home I always go, tried to use my key to unlock someone else's car thinking it was mine, and almost pulled out into oncoming traffic.
I should probably get some help or something but I don't want to give up and admit I can't handle my own problems.

>>724956363
I have to say her bouncing on top was my favorite position. Something about her gyrating her little hips while I was inside her really turned me on. I swear I shot so much sperm into her her pussy stayed white after I left lol.

>>724958611
At least you have a job

I lost mine a month ago and cant find another one.
If i cant find any job in 6 days i wont be able to pay for college.

>>724958505
>>724958225

I know all of that bad I made a fake tinder profile and chatted with girls LARPing as a big dick chad and all of them admitted they like big dicks better and find them more manly.

So I will always be in danger of being cucked because I am not a big dick chad, what kind of shitty life is this

>>724958904
so you're a paedophile?

>>724950889
Ive only ever dated women, but Id really like to fuck/date a m->f or very feminie trap. Suck their cute cock n all. No odea how to meet one though

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>>724956154
Stahp Boner..

>>724959036
I guess. I didn't go looking for her she was brought to me, but I highly enjoyed the sex and would do again. So yes.

>>724959459
what was her reaction to your cum? Did her pussy get wet and did she cum?

>>724959599
I was not her first uh customer I guess you'd say. She knew what cum was as was ready for it. Her pussy definitely got wet, but honestly I don't know if she came or not. I was pretty much selfishly focused on my pleasure.

held/edged myself from cumming for a week and finally blew it on my sil's bra and placed it back cum-plastered while she was sleeping.

I'm about to get the job of my dreams but I have to move to the city I lived in a few years back.

I'll be living with a friend, but he works nights, so I'll mostly be completely alone.

I'll be living in a familiar city but completely alone. Not sure what i'll do with myself

>>724959854
Did you go down on her?
How was the taste compared to a woman?

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>>724959218
same

I look at naked women & it makes my penis grow. I also don't seed my torrents.

>>724950889
I think I'm gay, but don't want anyone to know.

>>724960335
I did a couple times after she showered. Her pussy had far less of a smell and taste than a woman's pussy. It almost tasted and smelled like nothing but skin except there was a faint aroma of pussy to it as well. I only did it a couple times tho cuz I wanted to fuck it more than eat it and was always after she showered.

>>724961013
if you can rate face, 1-5?

I take a shit only once every two weeks. It's been like this my whole life. It's pretty huge and dramatic when I finally shit, but I'm concerned. Am I gonna die /b/?

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>>724960730
>I also don't seed my torrents.
you motherfucker!

>>724961355
I assume you mean rate her face. She was cute I guess I'd rate her face a 3 or 4. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous but then again she was only 9.

>>724960943

Why do you think that?

>>724961416
nah as long as the shit is getting out of you you'll be fine

but you might consider eating some fiber once and a while you fat fuck

>>724961013
Does anyone know what happened in your life?

>>724960943
You should hope you're gay. College scholarships are easymodo if you're a minority of some sort.

>>724956154
Well..I got hard

>>724961509
Never really had a thing for girls, and then I ended up kinda having a crush on a friend of mine once... After that most things I fantasize about are with men, but I'd rather people just not know.

>>724956154
I'm no pedo but reading this has me rock hard

Maybe it's just the taboo factor

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>>724961487
>then again she was only 9.
also, please answer Anon >>724961559

>>724961907

Mh I sucked the dick of a friend at age 10 and he sucked mine and let me finger his ass..was kind of nice and innocent but I turned out straight.

So maybe you should try it before you talk about what you are

>>724961907
Probably Bi with a heavy preference for guys?

>>724961947
Same

>>724962025
Ok, What is the best way to go about sucking a dick just to 'try' it?

>>724962108
I mean I've thought about girls.... but it's a very rare case for me to be interested in them sexually.

>>724961487
Could you see your cock stretching her through her tummy like with petite women?
I know when I fuck small girl I can feel their cervix and feel myself pushing their uterus around like a speed bag.

>>724962270

Idk I only did it once and it just happend.

Go on a gay dating app I guess, I think its pretty easy to get a male partner to fuck since we are men and we always want to fuck something so just try it out

>>724962270
>I mean I've thought about girls.... but it's a very rare case for me to be interested in them sexually.
Are you like me dude? I like girls... I think they're cute and soft but I just don't think about them sexually

My friend had his ex gf find a stash of sexy fb photos of his friends (hence ex). That ex told one my friends friends eho knew one of the girls in the stash and told her. The other day he told me he told her. Was that a shitty thing to do on his behalf? He said it was weird of him to keep pictures of his lady friends but, I keep a fb stash too..?

Plus I really anxious lately. Ive been in a relationship for 5 years and its the same old, what if.. I just want to fuck some other girls before I get depressed with marriage. Im going on holiday with a friend soon and I cant promise anything to myself.

>>724962520
Maybe, I'd cuddle a girl, but thinking about sex with them it's just not there...

>>724962607
you gay, nigga.

>>724962270
>>724962607
Judging by your ellipses, you're definitely a faggot.

Go suck a dick. Literally.

>>724962557
the first part I didn't understand.
the second part tho: break it off already with five year gf. if youre already doubting yourself then youre only looking for an excuse. dump and go on the vaca with friend. take pics but dont post it on social media. or you can post if youre ready to take the shitstorm thats gonna come after you break it off with the five year gf.

>>724953709

do it now

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Pedo Anon got banned didn't he?

>>724963093
Fair, its tough. We're all moved in etc. I know the answers obvious but the situation isn't easy.

The friend thing.
Friend 1 had a gf. Gf found a stash of photos he had saved of his good looking fb friends, friends we both know. His gf found them, broke up with him. She told one of his friends (his flatmate). Flatemate guy knows one of the girls in Friend 1's stash and tells her that Friend 1 is having a jolly time to a picture of her from 3 yeard ago. He told me and said it was weird, but doesn't everyone fap to fb pictures? (This is what I meant to type out)

I want threesome with my gf and her sister, i wanna fuck her sis so bad, i was tempting her to do it, she says she'd for me but she really dont want it, yesterday i made her blow me and called her sister but my gf was really shy and stuffed her face into my leg and her sis saw my dick, my gf didnt mind it anyway but still didnt want to she just did it for me because she knew i wanted to do that, anyway I need help to convince her to make her fuck with her sister while I watch, thats what Im telling to her but once it happen, id get in there like an fuckin animal, anyway help?

>>724962607
It sounds to me like you don't know what you want. You probably have low testosterone levels and that is killing your sex drive. See a doctor, get your T levels checked and once they put you on pills, your sex drive alone will tell you what you want to stick your dick in. When you're horny, if you crave cock, you're gay. If it's pussy, you're straight. If it's both, bi. Trust your penis, man; fix your libido and listen to your dick.

>>724961559
No one I know personally. I've had a few online chats about it but I really didn't care for them cuz always at some point some eithers asks for or starts posting pics and I don't have any. Not just of her I don't have any at all I don't collect it or look for it online. I just occasionally fuck young pussy.

>>724950889
mom fonger car frend

>>724961947
The taboo factor was a big reason I went for it when he asked. I basically said fuck it I may never get the opportunity again.

>>724963896
Not him... but pussy has NEVER turned me on. I like girls, no doubt. I like tits and ass. But I never fantasize about fucking pussy.

On the other hand... I love dick, but I don't like men. Masculinity is gross. Has to be passable trap for me to fap.

>>724963725
They haven't ban me :3

>>724956953
Greentext please

I've partaken in cannibalism.

>>724964086
How often do you fap to the memories?

>>724963899
>>724964099
Double Doubles!
Must be him. Kek

Please answer >>724962332
And how do you occasionally do it?
Thailand again?

>>724964213
Pretty regularly. It's one of my go to memories for fapping. I think about her a lot when my wife's blows me helps me cum harder and my wife thinks it's all her lol.

>>724964093
Gay.

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>>724964428
>Must be him. Kek
Nope, I'm the other pedo-anon.

>>724963742
they're just FB pics bro. My wife found a few FB pics of friends on my phone including her sisters and she got mad at me but all I said was "I just share these online and shit". she called me a perv and to not do it. I stopped doing it on my phone and strictly on my work and home pc only. and thats it. nothing wrong with FB pics. your friend was lucky, a girl who breaks up with you due to FB pics is lame.
Now regarding five year gf: its either your miserable with her or get a new life with another. how old are you btw?

>with my new job I'm only getting at most four hours of sleep each night.
why does your new job mean you only get 4 hours sleep?

For last 20 years been paid a fortune to do basic IT skills / project management. Keep thinking "one day they'll realise" - but no - keep getting A+ reviews and pay rises. Everyone else seems to be learning new skills - bragging on linked in - I just turn up... do my job... go home.... collect a massive salary.

>>724959014
>all of them admitted they like big dicks better and find them more manly
I am shocked that girls who fall for fake tinder profiles and immediately slut it up express a preference for big dicks

>>724964791
Im 24.

The whole friend thing just annoyed me, I just dont believe it should have been my friend to tell the girl, because now obviously shes grossed out and doesn't want anything to do with him.

>>724964428
I could see it move her insides when she rode me which was a huge turn on. And I bottomed out in her everytime. All the way to her cervix. She would squeal( I think in pain) when my cockhead made contact with it but she never stopped or told me to stop. But I didn't look to check if I could see it move her when I was on top. When I was on top I was just smashing her pussy on feral instinct. Focused on nothing but the feeling in my dick. Can't get back to Asia alone ( married now) but I do get away with "business trips" to South America. Mexico and other countries down there. I happened to find a "bar" (had rooms upstairs) that had a "special drinks" menu. It was a folder full of pictures of whiskey but unlike regular whiskey the price went up as the age went down. If you order from this menu they serve your "drink" in a room upstairs. I've ordered a few "whiskeys" from this place aged 15 all the way down to 7 year aged. I never got to keep one living with me again and all the "drinks" are a one off kinda thing after it's over I have to leave the vip area and go back to normal bar unless I order more specialty drinks

>>724965509
How was that 7yo drink?

>>724961416
Take probiotics

>>724965182
>shes grossed out and doesn't want anything to do with him.
most girls were brought up to be grossed out by that. its normal for them, don't bother.
>Im 24.
dude break up with her. things will get weird when you hit 25. interests change, love fade's, some other stuff. you know her better than anyone else. would it be better that she finds out you cheated with the vaca-friend or just talk to her calmly. like a "the love and passion has died/ I want to know and find myself" talk idk something.

>>724959014
>what kind of shitty life is this
one where we've been conditioned by society and biology to prefer big dicks

don't get too hung up on it bro, sticking peener in vagoo is one of like 30 ways to make a girl orgasm. if you can't do well with it, get really good at a few other ones

girl sexuality is fucking weird

besides unless your dick is literally 3 inches long or below you can still give a girl an orgasm with it, you just have to focus more on forplay

besidesx2 girls are fucking terrible at judging dick size

>>724952782
>no american says 600$.
i am not that anon but, it's 600 american dollars not american dollars 600

>>724966458
Very fresh. I think i opened the bottle.

>>724967544

dude, how? a 7yo pussy is like 5mm wide...

>>724967836
Very very slowly. There is pain involved( for her anyway) like all vaginas they do stretch some.

>>724967836
And yea honestly you don't try to bottom the smaller ones out. Basically I dip my cockhead in and out of her till I came. When I came I pushed it in a bit farther. I really like the idea of getting them pregnant it turns me on like nothing else.

im planning on killing myself in 32 days and im not telling anyone

>>724967274
fuck you im american and sometimes i say 600USD just to be clear for an international audience

>>724968162
why 32 days? not 31? not 33? not tomorrow? age?

>>724968162
do it outside so that there's less of a mess to clean up when people find you.

>>724968127
>>724967956
How is that even possible

Even my gf is 19 and she is too tight, have to really work it for her to let me in

Anal is much easier

>I'm an atheist (I keep that secret because I'm in an Arab country)
>I'm gay (I keep that a secret for the same reason)
>I agree with Anton LaVey on many topics
>I have OCD

>>724967544
Kek'd

What does a bottle like that usually cost?

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

I sucked a cock once and I liked it

>>724950889
I want to die all the fucking time, but noone knows it but /b/ now and i dont care anymore

>>724968597
whats your religion on paper?

>>724968427
There's no delicate way to put it, but it's possible cuz I have a dick and she has a pussy. I'm not overly concerned with what she feels as long as no one stops me. I paid to rent a hole in gonna use it. I'm sure the younger ones are in discomfort/pain but it's about my nut not thier feelings. If I was a good person I wouldn't be doing this in the first place.

>>724968325
its been my countdown, its a special day im doing it on, ive been planing for a while now

I like a girl that is in another country. I have helped her out of some really bad places. She knows I like her a lot (she has cried both times I've told her) but we are still just very close friends. We sleep on Skype together and talk about moving in with each other as room mates. Everyone thinks we are together. Going to visit them around Christmas time. How do I make us a thing even is they just see me as a really close friend

>>724968648
Not very much actually. It seems to be way cheaper in Latin America than it does in Asia I think cuz Asia is used to sex tourism and knows how to get better deals

>>724968798
Christian

>>724968941
What country is she in?

>>724968935
>its a special day im doing it on
well that IS my question: whats on THAT day? why special? birthday? anniversary? also, age please Anon?

>>724969287
It the day my mom tried to kill herself, also im 17

>>724968866
True enough. Also horrifying.

>>724969031
Which area are you doing this?
Are these cartel girls?
Seems like something they would do considering how they behave.

>>724968941
>We sleep on Skype together
Um...how does that even work?

>>724969322
Like fall asleep together... Strange, she says knowing im there helps her sleep

>>724969158
Norway

>>724968162

dude, no pls!

>>724969034
Im guessing you work there but not really from there? (Arab country)
Are you getting any action there?

>>724969539
You a Scandi as well?

>>724969778
No, britfag

>>724969384

dude, don't. Let's talk. Why your mom tried to kill herself?

>>724969384
ok, poetic, I get it. why have you decided to end your life at your young age?

>>724969723
No, I am an Arab, and a former Christian.
There are a lot of Christian Arabs.