WATCH LIVE: Christy Mack Testifies Against WAR MACHINE

>>724938305
I'd still hit it tbph.

>>724938305
Gee sorry anon, you're just too nice

I'm gonna go fuck War Machine.

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>Where's warmachine?

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>war machine

every time

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Defense is currently grilling her over her app- she has emojis showing her battered, then "making it rain," so they're implying she's profiting off of this assault.

>>724938305
When is she going to go back to doing porn?

war machine did nothing wrong

>and went into their sexual history as well, including consensual rough sex and choking

Isnt that how she made her living

>>724938310
Thats nice and all...but how does that disproves that WM fucked her up?
That literally sounds like making the best from a bad situation.

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>>724938310
"It's like Black Chyna's app."
"And... black..China..is.. a person?"

>>724938308
DON'T SAY SHIT, SCOTTY!

looks like that arya girl from got

>>724938310
>mackmojis
Jesus Christ.

LIVE STREAM WITH CHAT NOW GO WITH CHRIST BRAH

>>724938308
This dude bountyhunting from the internet

>>724938308
>YOU'VE SEEN WARMACHINE?

>>724938305

>cuck an mma champion
>get ass kicked

What's the prob?

We were allowed live threads for quote unquote "happenings" and now we're not

Why would /sp/eddit shit be /tv/ related now?

>>724938305
THAT is all the damage a professional fighter does attempting to kill a woman? Dude I could do better than that; her face would be unrecognizable. I'm guessing this guy isn't an A list fighter? Also lol at the "I'll send my buddies from the navy seals and hells angels over". Literally "what the fuck did you just say about me..." in real life. What a fag. Christy could be a qt if it wasn't for all the literal brand name tattoos.

Hijacking the thread to get some podcast recos
Maybe something comfy friend simulator thing to sleep to.

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>HEY SCOTTY YOU SEEN WAR MACHINE??

Every. Fucking. Time.

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>DUDE SHE SELLS EMOJI AND DO PORN WHAT A SLUT LMAO

worst defense attorney ever

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>>724938305
>Former adult film star
It's always the greats that leave the game early

>>724938319
Nice, I see you got the version for ants. Here is one for humans.

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>women with tattoos

>>724938324
War Machine was a contestant on the TV show The Ultimate Fighter. These threads are more /tv/ related than your shitposting faggotry you wannabe janitor.

>>724938327
>http://lawnewz.com/video/watch-live-christy-mack-continues-testimony-in-war-machine-trial-day-4/
>>724938322
>>724938316
>>724938308
This was golden.
Someone please post a screenshot of the tweets.

>>724938319
>it took me like five minutes to figure out how to post on this fag site"

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>>724938319
the fuck is this?

>>724938329
That glorious incest vid she did in her prime...KINO

>>724938305
Hell yeah here we go.
Damn these things take such a long time to come back around.

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>>724938330
And now I am the fool

>>724938329
>great

How's high school, senpai?

>>724938326
None. Quit being a fag and encouraging those morons.

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>>724938332
Can you answer the question? picture related, the boston bombing, etc were just a few we were allowed in the good old days before you invaded
but now? we have to go to /pol/?
Why?

>>724938326
Slate's Lexicon Valley all about lexicography and linguistics but really interesting and accessible w/ real world applications

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast, has a lot of fun old hollywood guests on and is about old american movies and stuff, they know their stuff and Gilbert's great

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks, hilarious podcast from Michael Ian Black and Tom 'Harrison Wells' Cavanagh in which they pick a snack, eat a snack, rate a snack

In Our Time with Melvin Bragg, classy british panel program about historic topics

On the Media, about... the media, news cycle, how the media covers stories, etc

Also Sam Harris

>>724938305
>legally changed his name from Jonathan Koppenhaver,

Did he do this after he got with her? Because if he was called War Machine before she met him, I have to ask, what did she expect?

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>>724938333

This is such a shitty stream, any better ones?

>>724938335
it was fucking hilarious

>>724938329
>>724938339

Yeah I gotta agree. She's not one of the "greats". You want to discuss Bobbi or Jenna Haze that's another story.

wow, she looks like fucking shit.

>>724938305

Is this part of the MCU?

>>724938341
Because your mother's a whore and you're a pedophile. Everything bad that happens is because of you.

>>724938342
Thx man

>>724938348
she looks like war machine now
they look like brother and sister

>>724938352

Great now I got a boner and I want to watch some incest BDSM. Thanks alot anon.

>>724938348
Pics?

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>>724938339
Different strokes mate. I always found her incredibly attractive. Still do.

>>724938308
go with christ

>>724938350
Is it because you want to shut down threads that contradict your narrative because you have no argument, but your kind know you'll look like the censoring cunts you are if you admit that it's the political views that bother you? So you act like it's everything BUT the politics that are the problem, to the point where you'll try to convince people that discussion of a news broadcast on television is not related to television?

I mean you already know this, and so does most of 4chan, but you seem to think you're fooling people so you keep doing it.

>>724938354
Just watch the stream, it's live.

war machine did nothing wrong you white knight fucks

they are showing her tits now kek

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>>724938344

>grown man called ALPHAMALESHIT on twitter

>Defense attorney just shows the court a nude of her, sent to War Machine

>Judge: Is this even evidence

>Attorney: Err, Uhh..

This guy's a joke

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>>724938355

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Reminder: War Machine is not only /lit/ he's also probably autistic

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>defending a degenerate anti human whore
is this the reddit numale thread??

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>War Machine threatened to send friends from the NAVY SEALs or from the Hell’s Angels to harm her

>she feared telling anyone because War Machine threatened to send friends from the NAVY SEALs

is War Machine one of us?

>getting into a relationship with a man named War Machine

she was fucking her neighbor she deserved it

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>>724938362
You should read Warmachine's suicide note.

>>724938355
She looks like literal trailer trash and always did

Let me tell you how I know you grew up in a worthless flyover state

Christ she is so fucking ugly

wait why is there a trial? he confessed didn't he?

did he seriously plead not guilty?

>>724938365
>Nietzsche tattoo

this fucking guy

>>724938358
>AGENT

jesus those guys are worse than mall cops

Did he catch them in bed together? If so, what's the big deal?

>>724938355
Will we ever get mixed MMA?

>>724938375
Also an anarchy symbol

>>724938365
>anarchy hand tattoo
Mother of God. The madman.

>>724938366
*sheathes katana and looks you straight in the eyes*
"Well spoken my fellow man"
*tips*

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>>724938319
ah, memories

>Give me a minute, uh, um, uh, ok I can't find it. Do you uh, recall a conversation around 5pm about Victor the Snake?

>We never had a snake named Victor.

>Uhm, ah...

This fucking guy

>if you say so yes

>>724938371
He has good handwriting for being such a whackjob

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>>724938372
Sure, go ahead. I'll just keep posting pics of her while you post your valuable opinions, deal?

>>724938368
He literally is. See >>724938338

uhm uuuh uhm

Is Chrisy Mack retired now?

>>724938386
look at the stream, she doesnt look anything like that anymore

>>724938383
>uh um uh uh uh uh
Dude what is it with him.

haha he said lawl instead of L.O.L.

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>>724938362

>He doesn't do Alpha Male Shit

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>>724938336

>>724938388
uhh uhm oh im sorry uhh

>>724938386
>I'll just get the thread deleted posting pictures of porn stars

Fuck off back to /sp/

Post the pictures of her beaten face
nothing better than seeing a dumb roastie get what she deserves

>>724938385
yeah seriously. Most suicide notes are scribbly. Dude was going to kill himself like a champ

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MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME FCKN SLURPEE REEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

>>724938336
Provide link

>>724938383
YES THEY DID DOG SAVED THAT SNAKE FUCKING TRIAL OVER WAR MACHINE WINS IF THE SNAKE DOES NOT FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT

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>>724938390
Ok?

>>724938396
That's not how imageboards work, dum dum

>>724938347
>Jenna Haze

Ass worms

>>724938305
I don't see what was wrong. They were both doing their jobs.

I guess they were both just doing their job

>>724938394
BareBackStudios Christy Mack Rebellious Daughter 720p

>>724938403
What did he mean by this?

>former adult film star

haha haa
yeah cos now she'll go on to be a team lead in a ft500 company
unless she thinks she can make a go at being a proper hollywood actress

yeah right

inb4 she quit, no way, no wayyy she earned enough money to retire happily

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>Guy narrating the stream calls it "Spicy testimony"

Confirmed for /heem/. He's the Michael Jordan of stream narrators, Joe.

>>724938404
>>724938405
nothing to see here. they were both just doing their job as part of the hivemind.

>>724938403
I CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT

>>724938305
>tearfully

No guy ever cries on the stand even if gangraped by niggers. Fucking women should be instantly kicked out if they cant hold their shit together for 2 minutes. Literally manipilating jury with fake tears.

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>>724938403

>>724938308
Seeing this always made my day. Bountyhunterposting saved my marriage.

>>724938402
good god I hope she looks better now

>LawNewz Network

>>724938409

Is Christy Mack vs. War Machine the spiciest banger?

>>724938408
she can literally marry an oil merchant and never have to worry as long as she keeps looking like a slut and fucking like one too

>>724938403
redpill me on ass worms

>>724938406
May the Gods provide you with a long and satisfiying life

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>>724938412
>No guy ever cries on the stand

they most certainly do.

>>724938416
sounds suspect but its dan abrams/mediaite law site

>>724938419
>>724938407
>>724938413
there is a video of her getting fucked and a little worm pops out of her ass

HOLY SHIT THIS HANDSOME GUY WITH THE WHITE HAIR TALKING RIGHT NOW IS THE HANDSOME REPORTER FROM MAKING A MURDERER

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>yfw you watched warmachine's porn
>yfw you were not impressed

I'd imagine he was better at it.

>>724938422
I just think it sounds silly, the stream is fine though

Christy Mack more like Christy Jacked the fuck up

>>724938419

They itch and your mom calls you dirty when you tell her she has to get you more cream for them.

>>724938305
Who the fuck is war machine? Is this television related?

>>724938424
>That chin

I'd heem him quick.

>>724938329

It's usually the smart ones who leave the game early, they save up all their money and then invest it to have a comfortable life.

The ones who stay in the business past age 26 are usually the stupid ones who buy 3 new pairs of Gucci shoes for $4k once they recieve their paycheck from a scene.

>>724938423
poor ass worm getting his home invaded all the time. those little fellas are the real victims here.

>>724938429
It's porn related, which is absolutely /tv/ related.

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>>724938423

>>724938429
Yes, now fuck off if you're this much of a newfaggot and can't even read the thread before posting like the mongoloid faggot you are. .

>His name is actually War Machine
Is he, dare I say /absolutemadman/?

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>vanilla cream look

>>724938423

yeah, i'm gonna needa sauce on that

>>724938435
I read the thread. If you had read the thread, you'd know neither of my questions were answered. Uh oooooh, how embarrassing for you!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn nigga he fucked her face up bad. She's lucky she escaped that nigga was definitely gonna permaheem her.

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What did she mean by this?

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>>724938305

spuh reporting in

>>724938365
that tat is pretty well done

>>724938439
Except it was you newfaggot, he was on the TV show The Ultimate Fighter. Now fuck off back to /v/eddit.

heem is here

>date a psychopathic violent guy named War Machine because he gets your pussy extra wet

>have him choke and slap you around during sex

>cry like a little bitch when it turns out he is a violent psychopath

L
O
L

women

>>724938431
almost all of them leave the business early and almost none of them are smart. there are former porn stars working in wal marts right now. they didn't stop because they didn't want the money anymore but because doing porn sucks.

>>724938442
LOOK AT HER FUCKING FACE
BAHAHAHAHA

>>724938442
>All those countries coming together to shame a female victim of abuse

Disgusting. This is Trump's America.

>>724938436
you done answered your own question

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>>724938442
kek

>>724938429
/sp/edditors aren't allowed this thread there and they're afraid of posting it on /pol/. The mods let them do it here because most of them are shitskins

>>724938453
The truth is much more innocuous my man

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>>724938442

>tfw i read that exactly in their voices

>>80238865
Nothing, he's dead

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>>80238865

>>724938393
does alpha male shit include being in a relationship with a porn star who fucks other dudes for money?
because that sounds more like uber cuck shit

>so what does your gf do for a living?
>she gets fucked by other dudes

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>>724938424

Whoa it really is. Now where is my reporterfu?

>>724938447
How insightful.

>>724938458

yes

it also includes almost going into violent rages because you can't get a slurpee

>>724938458
he saves money on lube though

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>>724938460
She was a shill for the prosecution!

Probably paid by the Prize himself!

>>724938458
Well he was still fucking, so possibly. Also, it appears he snapped and beat the fuck out of her, so uh, he's probably more "alpha" than you

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How does the defense supposed to defend this ?

the evidence is pretty damning

>>724938466
"It was a prank" defense incoming

>>724938466
By calling her a whore.

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>>724938458
>being this insecure about your girlfriend's profession

>>724938466
he had a suicide letter confessing to everything didnt he?

>>724938450
>2014

???

>>724938371
>if you are reading this it must be a rap

fucking wew

>>724938466

in cases like this you don't actually try to prove that you didn't do it, you try to make it seem less bad than it was and give reasons for it (bad childhood etc)

at least i think

>>724938466
She's a fucking prostitute
He did this country a service

>>724938466
He's stuttering his way through slut shaming her. Brought up how her social media stats rose after attack, how she sent him a nude photo etc.

>>724938431
>>724938447
What about MMA fighters like War Machine? Any known cases of retired ones living the good/bad life?

>>724938464
lel the prize is an absolute madman

>>724938310
It's wrong to profit off having committed a crime
There's nothing wrong with profiting off having been a victim.

>>724938469
WMIDF pls go

Man fuck Aaron Hernandez that nigga's beyond donezo, go back to War Machine. I wanna see him get set free like the dove of peace he is.

>>724938476
Chuck Lidell does alright.

>>724938476
Randy Couture, Chuck Liddell, pretty much everyone who beat up and picked on Tito Ortiz.

>NBA finals, Super Bowl, Trump, Oscar Mix up

WAR MACHINE is going free, screencap this

>>724938481
I seem to recall Chuck Lidell having a lot of memory issues and overall turning his noodle into soup.

I think he tapped out too late

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>>724938305
>dating a pornstar
lmao what did he expect?
>cheating on a MMA fighter
lmao what did she expect?

What type of sentence is he looking at here

>>724938476

always depends on their financial choices

you got NFL and NBA players who are essentially broke 8-10 years after retiring because they can't handle money, some live very well off due to smart investing

>>724938466
snatch every motherfucker birfday

>>724938478
>It's wrong to profit off having committed a crime

Tell that to the bf/manager of the german pornstar Sexy Cora. The guy made her go through a third(!) risky brust implant, she didn't survived. Next thing he does after her death is sell her pornos like hotcakes taking advantage of the "im memoriam muh dead porngirl" hype.

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>>724938485

>>724938423
Is this some sort of fetish? Or did she just have intestinal parasites?

>>724938486
A commendation from Trump for being a national hero, and a place in his cabinet.

>>724938491
the latter
it wasnt supposed to happen

is the stream down?

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>>724938482
Tito is also doing alright. His new wife is smoking hot. It's really funny to see how Jenna Jameson hates his guts because he's still rich, successful and has an upgraded version of her, while she's crazy, in debt and looks like shit.

Fucking mods

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

we got dumped out to /b/?
the fuck?

HOW WILL /tv/ EVER RECOVER??

they do it for free

You kidding me mod? This shit is gonna 404 every ten seconds, it's /tv/ related bro what the fuck? Stop giving in to the crybaby pedophile neckbeards who cry about /sp/.

>/tv/ mods defending a whore
cucks

Haven't been on /b/ in years. How is this not TV related?

Is there new mods or something?

Things seem stricter recently

So now that this thread is on /b/ one of you fags start posting christy mac nudes

WE'RE GOING TO HEEM WHEN THIS SHIT 404'S, IT'S FUCKING HEEM RELATED, THEY DELETE IT FROM THERE AND I'M PERSONALLY CALLING HIRO.

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>/tv/ mods

>suddenly on /b/
what's this
2006?

MOD IS CHRISTY MACKS SISTER

Guys I want to do alpha male shit but my mom won't let me. What do?

SOMEBODY POST THE VIDEO OF JENNA HAZE'S ASS WORM PLEASE

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They have gone too far this time

>>724939095
got you senpai

27 mins in

https://www.xvideos.com/video443365/jenna_haze_fuck_in_a_gym_class

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>>724939095
>ass worm
that's my fetish

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Hey guys, did you know that a thread about a guy who was on TV isn't TV related, but nigger dicks and borderline child pornography are?

>>724939055
Tell her that she's not the boss of you now and that she's not so big.

>>724939246
But she is big, for me.

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Could've been worse. He could've deleted it. On the upside, we can post nsfw images now.

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I havent been in /b/ in 13 years

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>tfw Team Alpha Male was made up of tiny manlets like Uriah Faber and TJ Dillasnake

>>724939149

thank you based anon

>>724939149
where's ass worm?

>>724939149
oh my god its real

>>724938419
>>724938407
>>724938413
>>724938423

sauce here, at 27:00

>>724939149

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>>724939149

>>724939592
white stuff comes out her ass at like 26:58

also anyone wanna see pics of my fiancee nude?

she's a bit chubby on the bottom end with small tits

>>724938764
better than deleting the thread or banning people

>>724939711
Yes please.

>>724939739
thats literally just remains of his cum

at 24 he cums on her face then immediately goes back to fucking her

obviously theres more cum falling

stop jennashaming

>>724939739
Damn, I wonder if the guy saw this. That would kill a boner right away

>>724939672
Hey dickhead, my mom was an assworm.

>>724939823
Except she pushes it back in

>>724939823
t. ass worm

>>724939872

He saw it, in the extended Criterion cut of the scene he slurps it out of her asshole like spaghetti.

>>724939872
that would kill a boner for weeks

>they unironically think it was ass worms

Yup, I'm on /b/

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>>724939149
that ass worm is safe and sound

>>724938323

he aint no champion

>>724940195
It was ass worms you mong

>>724939900
Was this confirmed?

>>724939900
>>724939910
its literally semen

holy fucking shit you guys are blind

>>724939739
You guys want to know what that really is? It's the string from a tampon she put in her ass to keep it from leaking. Notice how her anus is open? She has incontinence problems, which is something that happens to lots of porn stars that do a lot of anal scenes. Source: I did lighting on porn sets for two years and saw some shit.

>>724940228
oooh you're hard

>>724940228
WALL
A
L
L

>>724940228

Spooky!

I've seen worse shit on my four year old nephew's ipad.

>>724940286
Like literal shit? How does it stay in there?

>>724939796
that'd make me a cuck

>>724939994
link or GTFO

>>724940228
dude your hardcore
upvote

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>>724940228
don't scare us, mr 4chan sir

>>724940228
s-story?

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>>724940228
>/b/tard acting hard

Seen it a billion times, with sound.

t. /gif/

>>724940614
ive seen it imax 3d

>>724940454
It's more anal leakage. Like santorum is constantly dripping out. They just put a tampon in like they would their vagina and then push the string in too.

>War Machine threatened to send friends from the NAVY SEALs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>724940499
mexicans being mexican
The audio is pretty horible
>"esto es lo que pasa cuanda tu abre la boca puta"
>funky town playing on radio in the background
>horrible screams of agony muffled by gagging gurgling sounds
>more spanish insults
>Sweet child of mine starts playing on radio

Haven't been on /b/ in ages, still full of 16 year olds?

Im assuming yes

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>>724940499
kek found the newfag

>>724940721
I saw it in person.

Me on the floor btw.

>>724938483
15-20 years

>>724940857
15-20 years as President after Trump ascends to a higher plane.

>>724939872
Reminds me of some random video from years ago:

>close-up of guy ramming his dick in some girl's asshole
>he pulls out, a spray of light shit,water,blood leaks out
>guy akwardly tries to block the water with his hand and pouring it inside the open asshole again
>girl asks: "what's wrong?"
>cue to the worst edit cut ever

>>724940857
He will kill himself in prison, calling it

>>724940787
what did the guy do to deserve that?

SHE'S GONNA START TALKING ABOUT THE ATTACK GET IN THERE IT'S TIME TO FAP

>>724940770
Then why are people spreading nasty rumors about Jenna Haze? She sucked a mean dick.

>>724941056

Pestposting.

>>724941058
isnt it unusual for a rape victims testimony to be aired live, or even shown at all?

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Christy was taken from us too soon but we will never forget her.

>>724941056
who knows
maybe he owed them money, or maybe he snitched. Spic cartels have a real "we wuz aztecs" tier gore fetish when it comes to "making examples" of people that cross them.

>>724941043
how many inmates will he kill before he offs himself?

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>>724938305
that whore probably looks like that with the make up off anyway

>>724941043
Are you the same person who called it that the DNC would rig the primary against Bernie Sanders, ensuring a Hillary victory?

JOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNN!!!! STOPPPPPPPPPPP!

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>tfw my mailman just walked up and heard me listening to this

>>724941298
Certainly snitched/working with law enforcement/with another cartel. Cartels are crazy as fuck but this type of punishment along with videos isn't something they would do for no reason

>>724940228
he survived

Damn son, this audio is fucked.

>>724941482
lel

>>724940241
He won all his fights against Christy Mack though.

Why the fuck didn't the cops show up? Jesus Christ.

>>724938323
>be mma fighter
>still get cucked

Lol, what a fag. I bet he gets murdered in prison.

>>724941799
Even she was able to get out of his submission attempt.

>>724941735
hard to find good babysitters

>>724938441
she's clearly asking to be beaten up, why else would she be drinking out of an evian bottle

>>724941912
I guess the score is going to be settled by the referees (in that case a court of law).

>>724941912
This. Nigga should have gone full Chris Benoit.

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can't tell if this motherfucker is white and wants to look brown, or brown and wants to look white

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>>724941995
>mfw Cecil Peeples is a judge and War Machine wins

>>724942164
He's a wop.

>>724942164
The latter.

SEXUAL VIOLENCE TIME, WHERE'S MY SOCK?

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Her boob job was one of the best - rivaled Kagney's for shape and quality.

HE COULDN'T GET A BONER

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION IS REAL ALPHA MALE SHIT

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Imagine being the defense attorney for War Machine.

>>724942965
Imagine how much did he charged to take this case on

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Just letting you /sp/ bros know if you haven't seen it yet the fucking Browns just traded for Brock Osweiler.

>>724938329
any one whit link or name to this vid?

>>724943185
Welcome to Houston Tony Romo.

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>>724938305
I thought I'd never get to post this again

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>the city of america
>sports style punditry on a highly sensitive matter

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Halp my bf is doing real alpha male shit.

Thread is gonna 404, we going to /heem/?

>>724943192
it's cool i fund it