Faendal thinks he can woo Camilla Valerius away from me. She's already mine, i keep telling him.
Once i make enough money trading with the Khajit caravans, i'm going to buy the Bannered Mare from Hulda.
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am i saying, of course you don't.
I've never seen Mjoll this upset. The city really gets to her.
I'm gonna see where this thread goes.
...
I use to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow in the nee
The storm cloaks will get what's coming to them
>>724937344
Drug dealing bitch...
ulfric stormcloak is the true high king
>>724938499
>(((Thalmor))) shill detected
Astrid kills Dumbledore
Your not going to catch me!
Spare a coin for an old veteran? It's not too much to ask...
hey no lollygagging
you see those warriors from hammerfell theyve got curved swords. curved. swords.
>>724938499
Imperial cuck.
>>724939215
Rebel trash. Talos is a false god.
"Hey."
>>724939215
Shut up stormcuck
>>724938897
It's "you're not going to kill me" you fucking scrublord.
I started playing ES5 for the first time about four weeks ago. It's amazing but I still haven't made my mind up.
Stormcloak Rebellion or Imperial Legion.
Which? Convince me.
>>724938897
Archers!
Anyone else feel like running?
>>724937445
Fuck this guy
>>724939894
>>724939923
he was supposed to be part of a quest that was cut so now he just walks around smug as fuck for no reason
Damn those Gray-Manes to Oblivion. They want to back the Stormcloaks, they'll get what's coming to them
>>724939820
Stormcloak. You fight for Skyrim's freedom.
>>724939820
Empire. Jarl Ulfric is a cuck.
Why the fuck can I not fuck Lydia? She's my fucking wife and she only ever cooks and gives gold. I just wanna ram her arsehole.
>>724939820
Empire, dont be a cuck for ulfric
>>724940164
>lmgtfy dot com slash skyrim nexus
>>724940011
>>724940248
Fuck you.
>>724939820
ulfric used his voice to gain power and killed an innocent king.
>>724937177
fuckin Nordcucks
>>724940366
Fuck you too fam, and fuck thalos.
Lying little harlot.. that brat ain't mine, could be anyone's... won't get one rusty septim from me...
I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with Juniper Berries mixed in
>>724939820
Neither. Picking a side is beneath the Dragonborn. There is but one war, and that war is against the dragons.
Plus, that is one of the worst and most buggy quest lines. Go join the Dark Brotherhood....
>>724940406
why did he stop over an hour
>>724940485
>Fuck Thalos
Nord religion has been proven right when you beat Alduin. Imperials will go to icehell.
>>724939820
playing right into the thalmor's hands by weakening the empire as whole by seceding then the thalmor role into skyrim in force and take that shit over no issue and now the empire as a whole is more at risk for a total takeover
>>724940687
Left the game to do other shit
>>724937445
Nigger/DoNotWant
Niggers were still in mud huts in medieval times. No such thing as nigger in clothes either, or one that could talk outside of "ooga-booga".
>>724940687
Probably used the "wait" feature.
anyone got more? this is a good thread.
>>724940907
>thinking Nirn has the same history as earth
You must be 18+ to post here, milk drinker.
>>724939820
>yfw you realize the stormcloak uprising is a thalmor plot to destabilize the region
May the gods watch over your battles, friend.
>>724937445
i stalked that nigger and killed him, just to get rid of that annoying comment
heh
STRUN BAH QO
>>724939820
Empire, Ulfric was brainwashed by the Thalmor and is proven in a document found in the embassy further in the questline if you've gotten to it yet. The Thalmor want the Stormcloaks to win so the Empire is weaker and they can invade Cyrodiil easier.
I work for Belethor, at the general goods store.
>>724943054
He's literally never there.
>>724943054
>>724943410
That really bothered me. The only thing he does it chop wood. He doesn't even take the chopped wood to Belethor.
Maybe a cut quest?
>>724942985
how do you start the thalmor questline? I chose the Empire route (wood elf) because Ulfric was a pussy and most nords wanted my kind out of Skyrim.
>>724943054
I keep a saved file where Sigurd is finishing up cutting some wood, and turns to be met by the Dragonborn's great sword
>>724944067
Closest thing to a "Thalmor questline" is siding with the Empire I suppose since they are allied and the Thalmor are decently present in Imperial controlled holds.
The only necessarily bad outcome of siding with the Empire is the banning of Talos worship but I see it as a temporary necessity when I side with them while the Empire regains it's strength.
>>724937344
From Stokes Guide to Winning Elder Scrolls, p.174:
Give Ysolda enough money for the Mare in exchange for sex. Then, when she goes to buy the Mare, show up first and buy it before her.
Ride the mare in front of her every day for a month, making sure she knows it is yours. This will drive her into a deep misery.
Tell her you will give her the mare if she gives you sex once more. After she complies, kill the mare and give the dead beasts head to her.
Return one week later, kill her, and take back your initial investment money.
>>724939820
Go to Windhelm. Ulfric isn't fit to be a Jarl, let alone High King.
>>724939517
no the bear says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDeZuRsdPe8
>>724945414
It is in a sorry state tbf
Guard might get nervous, a woman approaches with her weapon drawn...
>>724946534
Playing as female. If you ARE female, tits or gtfo.
>>724944067
I don't know if there's a quest line as such, but you can get a quest from the Thalmor in Markarth to turn in a Talos worshipper or something.
>>724939430
He literally gives you a blessing if you pray to him, proof that he is legit.
>>724944067
To do the mission in question, just follow the instructions by the resistance in Riverwood.
>>724942985
They want the stormcloaks to weaken the empire but it says in the document that a stormcloak victory is to be avoided at all costs, a united nord skyrim will fuck those faggots elves
YEAYUH
>>724941802
>>724946754
If you're going to stare at an ass for a few hours, better make it a female one
>>724948325
Not playing 1st person eh? Always wondered whether I was in the majority or minority.
>>724944561
What are you talking about? The Bannered Mare is an inn, not an animal.
>>724940474
King accepted the duel.
King was a weakling.
Imperials are sore losers.
>>724940676
> complains about bugs
> join the dark brotherhood
Dude Bethesda is bugs, and the DB quest line has plenty.
>>724937177
Can you imagine the looks on their faces when we come back?
Do come back.
>What an unfortunate disaster it would be if someone were to somehow rip my cloths, and ravage the area
>>724949379
fuckin' a
>>724948325
I prefer playing self-insert over having eye candy.
If I feel the need to stare at asses, I download a companion mod.
Know what really pissed me off? When I killed those cultists in Whiterun early on in the game and the bodies just stayed there forever. I took them down to the river under the bridge by the main gate but they're still there to this day. Miraak is dead and everything.
I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane's got that honor. The man's steel is legendary. All I ask is a fair chance.
Absurd that you can't get good sweetrolls, in this skeeverhole of a city!
>>724950028
This botheres me so damn much. I just ended up dumping their bodies on the outside of the wall using a glitch that lets you get out of the swalls while in the city. so at least i wouldnt really come across them. I even forgot about them at one point.
Something has shifted in the moons, brother...
>>724950498
Tell me about it
What are you hunting? Never mind, I don't want to know...
>>724940907
The lizard people are the niggers of the elder scrolls series.
The redguards are a warrior people.
Do you hate the dark elves? Are you here to bully us and tell us to leave?
i just defeated Alduin 2 hours ago for the first time
got a cracked version of skyrim because poorfaggotry, but DAMN is this game nice
>>724937177
Bother and Befuddle! Stuck here, stuuuuuuuck!!!
"I call upon Oblivion Realms, the home of those who are not our ancestors. Answer my plea! As in death there is new life, in Oblivion there is a beginning for that which has ended. I call forth that power! Accept the soul that we offer! As the sun ends the night, end the darkness of this soul, return life to the creature you see before you!"
>>724940907
shut the fuck up you uneducated mong
>>724937177
oh how i love skyrim thinking about when i first started playing it that feeling ughhh i don't think anything will be able to bring something like that to me again
>>724939820
The empire is compromised by the Thalmor.
Sorry lass, I’ve got important things to do. We’ll speak another time.
>>724940792
>Kills the ancient dragon god who eats worlds
>the Thalmor pose a """"threat""""" to the Dovahkin
Lol, pleb Skyrim is for the NORDS! MSGA!
>>724952238
Fucking comedy gold
What do I get?
GUARD DUTTIES... GUARD DUTTIES!!!
If anyone sneaks up on us, I will smell them coming. Or I might not. We'll see.
The Khajiit hail from a distant land called Elsweyr, bordered on the north by Cyrodiil and the south by the glistening blue waters of the sea.
Elsweyr is an arid land of deserts and rocky canyons, where the sun shines warmly, always.
There are cities so ancient, the sands have swallowed them whole. But now I will say no more, for I miss my home greatly.
:'(
>>724950114
best girl
>>724937177
that game is so old i can play it on last years android
>>724939517
kek
"Here, take this. i will come back, snitch on me and you will die"
>>724939820
>>724940153
>>724940248
>>724940474
>>724940676
>>724940792
>>724941694
>>724945414
Whether Ulfric is a good person or not is irrelevant, the war and the White Gold Concordant was carried out so the Aldmeri Dominion could try and stamp out Talos worship in order to weaken him, so he couldn't interfere with their plan to unmake all reality by breaking the Towers (WG, Red Mountain, Adamant, Throat of the World, etc). They want to do this so elven souls can return to being a semi-divine collective like they were before Lorkhan tricked the Aedra. That's why Lorkhan is the devil figure in elven mythology. Too bad for them Lorkhan/Shor/Talos (all the same god) is running around as the Dragonborn fucking up their shit. Supporting the Empire means inadvertently helping to end the world.
>>724942985
That same document says Ulfric has been useless as an asset ever since they first tricked him. Only an idiot thinks he's on their side, knowingly or not.
>>724949781
is that one of the divines paladin set? im using that one tho, julianos i think
Praise the.. sun?
>>724957543
You came to the wrong place outsider!
But you are welcome here.
>>724957779
Thank you, kind stranger, may the sun live on in your heart.
Hahahahaha!
>>724958079
you honestly feel so happy and warm and loved when you meet him... like the only time in the entire series...
>>724958221
I know, right? I could have used him in quelog, not bag wife.
>>724937445
FUS RO DAH!!!
>>724958427
he's just so loving, his voice is soothing as fuck too.
>>724949379
I'll have you know there's no PUSSSSSSSSY
>>724951270
Ass hat
stormcloak here, gotta admit the thalmor has style though
>>724937445
I'll have you know that there's no pussyyyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npr7RMQs_rQ
I've heard of you and your honeyed words
Im lvl 17 and i already killed Alduin.
Is is worth to keep playing? What else is there to do?
>>724963172
hundreds of side quests, explore, mods
Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the "great warriors"?
>>724964986
I really fucking hate this cocksucker.
What a pussy.
>>724950114
>What do you have for sale?
The finest weapons and armor.
M'aiq is tired now, go bother somebody else!
>>724968531
Or what?
>>724968915
i'll make you laugh xDDDDDD
>>724951106
yes
>>724937445
So, your brynjolf new protige eh? dont look like much to me.
>>724939820
Normie, play a good game in the series, like Morrowind.
>babbys first RPG
>>724969134
>>724969134
>Actually laughed at this retarded post
Fucking hell.
>>724940164
Console peasant
Literally a reddit thread.
>>724969486
>priding yourself in being a lifeless, fat virgin
congrats, here's your award, you'll die alone in your basement surrounded by dusty tabletop RPGs that no one ever played with you because you're a lonely, bitter, jaded prick
>>724969486
>Unmatched modding community
>>724948935
Like libtards
>>724969507
thanks for playing anon
>>724940011
I knew then when i saw her that i would forever be her slave in love and body
>>724937344
that is until I marry her and move her to a new city. classic slut to drop dreams and goals for dick
>>724969620
>y-you're fat
Yeah, babbys first RPG
>I DINDU EVEN FINISH LE FIRST MAIN QUEST XDDDDD
Everything's for sale, my friend. Everything. If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second.
>>724970427
>>724937445
They even had to make him a nigger.
>>724969486
/thread
>>724970303
>SEETHING because I outed him for what he is
lmao cry more
>>724969620
>Can't think of a rebuttal
>Results to using ad hominem
>>724970702
see >>724970667
>ad hominem
way to admit you are everything I called you, loser lmao
>>724970486
Scats
>>724970667
>U MAD U MAD
>making all these assumptions
>getting this heated
Lmao. Its so obvious you're a redditfag.
Who said I play tabletop games?
>you dont like X you must like Y!!!
Betting you're underage too kek
>>>/lebbit/
>>724970991
>walls of text because he's SEETHING in rage because I outed him for what he is
lmao
>>724971100
>nuh uh!
>hasnt denied being underage
kek
>>724951202
Comfy
>>724971295
>literally SEETHING
lmao cry more
>>724971100
>>724970991
can you both just shut up and contribute, swap addresses and become pen pals or something but fuck off out of this thread.
>>724964986
>hostilities
You mean 'HoSHtilities"
>>724971891
fuck off dunmer faggot
>>724971946
Suck my gray dick, n'wah
>>724937177
If you do what he wants, he becomes your friend, then you can take his house key and you get a free house right in the beginning of the game
>>724971689
No one asked you shit, faggot
>>724971643
>>l-l-l-litt-t-terally s-s-s-seething!!!!!
Wow I must have really offended you and your little game
>you know what's wrong with 4chan these days?
>everyone is obsessed with traps!
>>724972081
>help faendal
>have him as follower
>train archery
>trade items
>take money back
>?????
>PROFIT
>>724937445
Fuck that guy. I slit his monkey throat real swift
>>724939820
Don't be a cuck. Be stormcloak
>>724972398
they patched that though
>>724938499
Cuck
>>724972238
cry more you permavigin fattie loner lmao
jaded much? lol!!!
>>724952238
Fucking lol
>>724972635
You keep saying the same things. Relax, take a deep breath. Go ask your mom for milk and cookies, ask her to help you with your homework or something. I know this is hard for you, but skyrim is a mediocre game a at best. I'm sorry anon but it had to ve said. Your favorite game, is shit.
>>724972012
how's the east empire company been treating you?
oh wait
>>724951270
Trump voter for sure
>>724947675
But at the end of the quest skyrim is not united. I played both sides and at the end both factions basically start insurgency after we kill off their leaders. In a scenario where ulfric wins, we basically have a newly independent country dealing with the insurgency from a more well funded third party. Plus being that the surrounding regions are apart of the empire places like solitude and riften will tank economically.
>>724972934
tl;dr
cry more you jaded permavirgin
lmao!
>>724973158
>>724972934
get a room, faggots
>>724973017
Yeah lets make this political out of fucking nowhere.
kys.
>>724937177
I'll help you get rid of that pest Faendal. Afterward I'd like you to help me out with something, please.
>>724973158
>LALALALA CANT HEAR YOU
Underageb&
>>724973258
So you can watch?
>>724973351
>still crying
lol you permavirgin pussy
>>724973422
>still crying
He says
You have come! You have come to hear the word of Talos!
>>724937177
Go fuck yourself
>>724973503
dem butthurt tears
lmao
>>724957160
t. someone who doesn't know that Ulfric is LITERALLY a Thalmor plant, as proven IN-GAME
>>724973730
Oh Im in tears alright anon.
What does a fellow need to do to get a drink around here?
>>724943668
He's the intern that Belethor doesn't want around.
>>724974319
>SEETHING
lmao loser
>>724974014
if you finished reading the book you'd know they don't want him to win you loser
they just want him to destabilise the region for the longest time possible, any victory should be avoided at all costs to prevent in skyrim what happened in hammerfell
dummy
>>724973422
>>724973503
you pathetic fucking pissant kids better knock it off
>>724973563
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption!
>>724974568
Im still crying over here
>>724974664
Oh no dont tell mom!
>>724939121
>>724939137
Kekkest
>>724975018
>reduced to reaction images and pretending he's not asshurt
lmao loser
>>724957160
>>724957160
You have a made a very good point. although I dont think its made clear that Talos is the same as Shor/Lorkhan, the last two actually being diferent representations of the same god,
Do you make the assumption that every being that can ''break time'' (Dragonborn, Oblivion hero, nerevarine in morrowind, and so on) is the same being as shor/talos/lorkhan? or is it just they all know how to CHIM properly
>>724939820
Doesn't matter both sides are working for the thalmor. Ulfric was a thalmor spy who killed the king to weaken the empire's grip on skyrim and cause civil war whilst the thalmor work in the shadows.
>>724951315
My favorite character
>>724975377
>cant see the irony
>>724975377
>calling someone a loser on the worlds most autist-filled imageboard
congrats
Welcome Moon-and-Star,
>>724940676
This. Civil war questline sucks, both factions suck, play Morrowind instead
>>724947990
That was good.
>>724948325
If you stare at an ass for a few hours, there' something wrong with you.
>>724947937
He died for our sins...
>>724972268
Everyone's obsessed with traps
>>724951202
Thats some amazing artwork.
>>724943054
He's in my general store. Belethor completely fucking disappeared so everytime i break in that faggot is waiting and threatens to call the guards
>>724976600
>checked
also wtf is that?
>>724969486
>Carried by it's mod community
>>724964986
His voice actor sucks fucking balls
>>724939137
CURVED. DICKS.
>>724976482
have you ever been on 4chan? gtfo newfag
>>724977323
Yes I have , and that has nothing to do with what I said. Say something relevant, or dont reply.
>>724977506
Fuck off back to le reddit, shithead
"Last thing the Black-Briars need is some stranger stickin' their nose where it doesn't belong"
>Proceeds to tell you all about the Black-Briars
>>724977506
I found Skyrim to be repetetive, with uniteresting characters, boring dungeon exploring quests and none of my choices mattered. Is Fallout 3 the same?
>>724937445
>enchant warhammer with Soul Trap
>One Hit KO Decapitation
>fill Black (lol) Soul Gem
>use gem to enchant boots
>wear them
>in the Cloud District
>often
>>724977874
Fuck no fo3 is amazing. 4 was decent too
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!
>>724977874
In fallout all your choices matter. Not as much as they should, but joining a faction will not allow you to join an enemy faction. Killing a certain person will cause a chain of events. You can even stop the main storyline.
But fallout isn't a challenge.
>>724956994
Have you seen a man running past? He stole my elven bow of soul snares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3iyjga6ztQ
>>724977248
so satisfying to kill him with the ebony blade
>>724969486
>stop liking what i dont like
>>724979067
"bastard STOLE from me!"
>>724979493
>>724977044
>A sleeping bag
But kinda looks like a giant dragon cock
>>724937344
Ysolda top tier wife for Skyrim.
>>724980572
>Choosing anyone but Deep-In-His-Cups as a wife
Anon pls
>>724952641
:( kinda made me sad when I couldnt talk to him after finishing the Thieves Guild quests
>>724937344
This bitch killed Belethor and took his shop. Now she stand behind counter with 750 gold. Belethor is in the game's limbo.
>>724980623
Not even the best Argonian marriage candidate
>Fucking Shahvee
>Get that bitch her necklace
>Bitches love necklaces
>>724963172
the game feels empty with out the main quest being active, you shouldnt have finished it so early, anon,
>>724938499
Imperial scum
>>724980572
>>724973342
actually kek'd
Also is it a glitch to have the person you sacrificed be back and try to kill you? I sacrificed that blonde lady from the bannered mare in case that helps.
>>724981062
This. Have owned since launch date, played and sunk countless hours into it but have never even gone as far as to finish all side quests on a single character, what's the point? Different chars different stories and I get that full feeling of having a world of adventures
Does anyone else wish we could go to a time period similar to this game and others like it? I know it was far different but it just seems so much simpler and open, no modern age bullshit.
The wabbajack! Didn't expect that now did ya? ah? ah?
>>724981360
Muiri is a very close 2nd.
Its more difficult to get her tho, i usually dont run DB questline until i've done Companions/College/Thieves
You're pretty, I'll give you that. Just stay away from my husband, Alvor.
>>724948619
I always pay first person. It's waay easier to navigate and control
>>724981782
Dat nigga crazy AF.
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
>>724983055
I'm the Jarl's Thane. Bacdafucup.
>>724959675
They look sort of like a mix between Gondor and the elves from LoTR
>>724947937
DIG IT!!
>>724947937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfnQ18pAUoc
well this thread was good, thanks /b/.
>>724981805
Yeah that's true. Her dialogue glitch drives me fucking nuts
>>724949167
Duke em back
>Best Wife?
>>724987475
that one breton in solitude... cant remember her name
>>724974014
t. someone who didn't read the entire dossier on Ulfric
>>724975437
No, I assume this based on several observations in the game that lead me to believe the Dragonborn is mantling Talos, like Talos mantled Lorkhan in his day.
>>724974014
From the document in question:
"Operational Notes: Direct contact remains a possibility (under extreme circumstances), but in general the asset should be considered dormant. As long as the civil war proceeds in its current indecisive fashion, we should remain hands-off. The incident at Helgen is an example where an exception had to be made - obviously Ulfric's death would have dramatically increased the chance of an Imperial victory and thus harmed our overall position in Skyrim. (NOTE: The coincidental intervention of the dragon at Helgen is still under scrutiny. The obvious conclusion is that whoever is behind the dragons also has an interest in the continuation of the war, but we should not assume therefore that their goals align with our own.) A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided, however, so even indirect aid to the Stormcloaks must be carefully managed."
>>724969486
>>724940406
why he cuts off?
I HURR FOR BELEDURRR AND TEH GENERURRRL GERDS STURRRRR
How's the HD remaster? Just ordered on amazon. 20 fucking dollars with prime. I'm not underage so I ordered the disc version, it's on its way.
>>724980572
Lydia a hundred percent
>>724979493
>>724979524
This is one of the most boring yet somehow most autistic stories I have ever read.
>>724939430
Talos founded the empire, still fight against stormcloaks though fucking secessionist scum
>>724991547
You're such a statist fag
>>724939820
Empire, of course.
>>724959137
It looks somthing like this:
"I like your ass-your lying morgan" "ill have you know theres no pussiiiiiee" "lets get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ nuts." "Im jarl ballgruff and i be ballin" "report to the ship as soon as possible, we'llbangokay." "This is amarica-lets change the subject-this is Germany." "Ahaha. Women girls...BACK to our kitchens."
>>724939121
>>724944561
Retard
remain
>>724991691
> implying skyrim can fight the dominion on its own
They should just wait for the empire to recover and fight the dominion again instead they're fighting against their own best interest in the name of Nordic pride
>>724968915
M'aiq is done talking.
>>724938499
Fucking Imp. Go back to you elf masters so they can stick your dick in the cage again.
>>724949379
>>724937177
>be nord warrior
>marry Camilla Valerius
>move into the Breezehome in Whiterun
>come back from many adventures and slayings
>faendal is at the crib talking to muh waifu
>lydia is eyeing the fucker from the bed room
>faendal tries to play it cool
>he leaves
>wifey tells me whats up
>play faendal and sven off of each other
>go to watch them kill each other
>kill the survivor with a decapitating blow from my greatsword
>wifey doesn't even give a fuck
Tips for beginning players? Pls
>>724951106
The wall just got ten feet higher, n'wah
>>724939820
>mfw every reply is for Empire
>>724991547
>nord warrior again
>side with the stormcloaks
>find all the necessary dossiers
>determine that at worst, ulfric is a thalmor double agent
>at best, he's just some pawn in a greater plan to weaken both Skyrim and the Empire
>go get the crown
>betray the stormcoaks with me
>leave them in a hacked pile on the floor
>show up in solitude with the crown of kings
there definitely should have been a dlc expansion furthering the war with the dominion in skyrim, dealing them a crippling blow and starting a new Imperial v Dominion war, with the Dovahkiin assuming the throne of Skyrim.
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>kodlak isn't home big brother